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THE DAILY BEE FRIDAY DECEMBER 12 1884. -THE I BOTTOM , ; i , 1 modicdii cnmblnlng Irnn with pur fir"Ulil * tonli . , 'julMcly nnd rnrnplctel ; iirrs nyipi-iiiln , niiilRriitliiiiV'rnMnc ( iiipiircilliinil , .ltrxlurinL'lilllanntI l'v > cr mil Nrnrnlulii. " ' i < nn uuinllln ? remedy for Diseases ofh ( Kulnryu nml I.Ivor. It Is Invnlmtilo fnr IIse ) ci priillar t < Woman , nnd nil who Icndteileutnry llvci. 11 noes not Injure the teeth , cnu e hcndarho.o . r nliiro constlpnllon oIAT Iron mcdicints I'cnrlcliesnml jmrlflM thcMnod , stimulate t . ' iiprKitlle , nlds the nvlmllfillon of food , 10 n-\r H llcnrttiiirit nnd Jlclchlng , mid ttronsvo i i. ili nuisrlo nnd norvcs i ' Intcrmlltrnt rovers , .ASSltnOe , I icko t K - " > , , tc. , It Iii4 IID cfjun' . L'i The ( jfimlno lm i nliovc trmjc murk f V ' -i" ! rc'l HliP3on wrnpjicr. Tnkontnlh : . . , . i-1. , iiumviKKinui , > . , im.Tinr'iiv vf iniDndlspnted la lie BROflD CLAifv VERY BEST OPERATING , QUICKEST SELLING ANI Ever ofTcrcd to the joubllc. HAMBURG-AMERICAN DIBKCK ilt FOR KNOLAKD , JTRANOK AK OKBMAH5T. 7h.o sjoamshlps ot this well-known line nro ball I c lion , In water-tight comportraor.tj , and are famish oJ with every requisite to make ths n Buge boti eafo and ngrocablo. They carry the United Stuto Rnil Kuropuan malls , ana leave New York Thnis days and Saturdays for Plymouth ( LONDON ) Choj iourp , ( PAHIS ) and HAMBUKO. R tcn : Steerage from Europe only J18 , Firs Cnhla , JSC , $05 and C75. Steerage , (20. Uonry Pundt , Mark Daason , F .E. Mooros.tt. Toll ajtentila Oinah , Qronowcp & Sohoentsfen , nzonts Ii Council Bluffi ) . 0. B : IUC1IAIU ) h CO. , Qcu. Past ARtn. , 81 Broidwny , N. Y. Obas. KormlnstI & Co Rcocril Wotora AjcntJ , 170 W&chliijtan St. , Chloi co.m. M $ ' ' complicated forma , also all ri''t'JftVSflff - > / effmt * ' " -cases of the Skin nnd < & ' /.K'AWCVk ' Elood promptly relieved and * rivi * { if' ' ) fVlW'r/ /w , J& I'crmanentlyeured by reme- . ' ' . ' jSlL ' ; clie3.testr.dinnJ.'orii/r < ; ara - . fcSs.il.JS iSKt iccial 1'racttce. Seminal * We.iiueGs. _ Nij'ht j uAk.u. by Dreams , Pimples on tlic Kacc.I.ost Manhood , VtinUivtlif cured , T/ierA ttnoiuritfrimfHltnti * The appropriate ru.r.edy Hint ones us ; ; ! In cacli uub e. Consultations , per- Bunat or by letter , sacredly confidential. Med- snt by Mail and Express. No marks aa iuc to indicate contcn'.s or sender. Addresi WnrunilQ flnriltuo- ? ! r rm nentcurt. Dookfrll. HUI VUUoUUUIIIiyJltUUU iicj.l60l'altoiiS'M.Y. Do. E. 0. WEST'S Nnnvi Ann Balm TaniguHMr , a EuarantooU sneolQo for HyetorU , Dlzzluoso , Convul- Blons , FltiJ , Nervous Nonrali a , Ileadaohe , Nervous Proetratlon cauaod by the use ot alcohol or tobbacco , Walicfalnosa , UTontal depression. Softening of the brain , rojultlnf : In Insanity and leaping to misery , dee y and death , Premature Old age , Baroness , loss of power In either 8sx , Involuntary Loseaj tnd Spor * fclorhoracauBod by over oicrtlontof the brain , eolf. aUioo or over InJulgonco , Kaoh box , contains one month's trottmont. 81.00 a boxer six bottles for C5.00 , tvint by mall prepaid on receipt cf price , WE OUAHANTEK SIX UOXB3 To oaro any cajo With each order received by ns tot tit bottles , acDOrapllfhecl nlth { 5.00 , we will send the purohaaor our wrlttou guarantee to rotund the money II the treatment doel not cCoct a euro. Qn > r- intoes Issued only by JOHN C : WEST & CO. , Jy XS-m&e-ry 8fJ2 Uadlson St. , Chicago , 111 , JAS. H PEABODY , M. D. Physician < § s Surgeon o. 1407 JoncH Ot. Ofllco , No. It 03 Far turn Rtroot. . Oillco hours IS rn. to 1 p. in. and fiom to U p m. Telephone for ot'.ico 07. resldenoa 1S5 , PIIK"KOYAIj HAVANA" IX BIIXIATrili : . FAIR ' SQUARE . ' . ' RELIABLE WORTHY OF CONFIDENCE. Some Credentials : In flrawliiE Cliii.8 HO ) . Juno Mtli , 18SI. Tlckol No. M Jil. Oniillnl 1'rlrn , was held liy John O. Ornlt , To- liiii-iM Leaf I'nbllsliliiK Co. . 1113 Jliildeu luuu , N. Y. City. IMId by check on lliuoUl > n Hank. ' In drnn-lnB CInw lIM.Jiilyll.KSl.Tlckrt No.2,021 , < 'niltal | 1'rUn , vrut held liy So\cru Annas. , Clgur Mann- fiu-turor , Key Wi' t , FlorMn. 1'iild liy wlro Iliroiiuli Inniorli'iH nnd Tnulcr.s' Nutloual llauUlN. \ . , aud Dunk of Key \Veet , Fla.J * \ In ilrnwInsClnsi llC7,8i-pt. 80.1SSI. Ticket No. 51.118 , Cnpltnl 1'rlzo , unlit by Unilauor. 101 Uerrer ; . , K. Y. city. Not luitliorltoil to nso name and ndilrcsa of liimirr. IMId ; by . chock on lniokly llaiik Ciuiltul I'rlw , sold li Ticket No. il.MiT.fiecotul ' ; t llrownnvlllo , Ti'Jius. Hi-Id ano linlf liy "rrnando Taruara nnd ono linlf by tl. Follalno , Matiiinorcw , JU loo. OollccliMl thnniKli IllooiiilK-rK ft llajiliael , 51 Wortn ht. , nnd Woixlward & Btlllman , uw l' ( ' " rick'Bf'Ni'i. ' sflT'liIrd Cnpltal I'rUo. held ono-lmlf liyK. A.Ia\ldbOii ) , 310 Mil t. , 8 . llrookljn , N , \ . , nil line half kiy I. lliiiikon. ai ! ) California St. , Sun 1 ran. ol eii , Cnl , Ono half i ilil In nwli iit ; the other throuBli llroxvl , JlorHan t Co. , Haukcra , N , Y. City. EXTRAORDINARY ! CLASS 1171 , DECEMBER 20 , 1881 , > . . . . . . jApi > rozlmatloiuiflUfiiclituthu$12 , klirlra | > * l\ ( ) ' * StUHj t Kd 1'rlr.i'J. ns ftlKive , bclnn the full number Iu thollionl llinulin , nml 13) ) Additional mien off 10 paeli to the 150 tlckoU liutlUK an ending nuinlH'M thu two tt-iin Imil mdu of tli nuuilwrdravtluj .no Cupv 1U.I I'rUo of S1VWI . . 1.200 1178 rrlic > s , aiunuiitlng In U ft. gold In. . S3 1 , t'JO Wlcloi.tJ ; n lTiJ2.Wj Tvo-L'thi , $3 ; Csfifth , tl. prt'tfutatloii of llckt-lit All I'i'l7fn pnld an \tltlioin duiliirlliiii. . . . . . T uu unly ililuir ut hl churiiolor ' } n which miiiilltuliifleu U liupoi.lblf. Tlie Jlchot Iuld'i-iiu III > anil OOlclnl l.tut , llcUt-l , uiul nuiMitN in u iiiitliui-lfvd loinu ( Lo orlulniit lint in cuHliluu i > rUi' . AliKNTS V.Vr.ltVWJIKKK. Kor tlckoU. uu\ , apply to _ . . t -SHIPSEV COMPANY. , 1'Jia llroiidwuy , N. V , Cltr. K. Ksub&CaJIT Walnut , St. Louli Mo. , or 1'iackliibiai.o , 1' , O. . Diav er21 NVyaudutta KansM.B ' . isiiU _ , t. * DRESSING THE TR01TERS , InmweiiiBiils vwch Haye Hclpc liB Record , Tin ; Multitude of Fl.\turcs tor Kquln Coinlurt nml Convenience AVlmt Harnesses SlionUI lie nnfl JIny Cost. Now York Timoi. "Improvomonta in homo ftxtnrca hav almost reached their limit , " a Ohambei street saddler and harnosamnkor Bale "and if It tvoro not for tl o many in provcmonts in the rait thirty years th records would not have boon lowered t where they nro now. Any horao brcodc or trainer nill ncunowlodgo that , bocaue the principal improvcmouta have boo suggested by practical brcodora and trait era. Without taking into account th great Improvomonta in road wagons an sulkies , which for lightness and oaa running are marvola in comparison -wit the heavy and ungraceful vehicles c twenty-five years ago , the improvement iu harness alone are enough to sllco o oomo of the records. Besides they ni cheaper. A good , serviceable , light ait glo harness can now bo made for $ G. Tli trimmings are , of course , tin-plated , an the stitching plain. From that prlco alt gla hnmuss run up into the hundreds , tli nickel , lead , silver and gilt plating , tul bor covering , line and wave stitching an quality of tno leather adding gradually t the cost. "laupposo the truck harness of to-da is about as safe , strong and perfect aa : possible. 1 he coat runs from § 20 up t $05. For the last named price vro ca inako a harness with throo-iuch saddle rubber trimmings , single leather trace sowed on the breast collar at one end an the other end lined 18 inches , with thro holes lo take up at the whiflletreo ; sing ! leather breeching , with edges bevole and burnished smooth and rounded ir sidu ; breeching straps , with edge rounded ; flat hip straps , wit udgea rounded ; patent chock , wit check-bit and half-check trotting Bimllic fine pad cloth under the -caddie ; fin reins with patent hook billet at the bll wide bcllybands with roller buckles , saddle dlo lined with enameled leather. Th stitching is fine and neat , in handsom designs , and the loops are all ham creased. There's isn't an unnoceaaar part about it , and it ought to satisfy an ; horooman. The harness that Maud S trots in cost $125 , It is light and fine and was specially made for her. "You can imagine that a horao whor driven to his topmost speed must havi everything about him as easy and comfortable fortablo as possible. It is the same a : the best efforts of a man who has a bac fitting collar or a rough edged neckband , It itrltatos him and he is thinking more of the annoyance than of his business. II a horse's girth is too tight or any othci pare chafes him , he can't trot ao fast as ho might. Sometimes the shaft girth slips over the saddle girth , pinches the skin , and pulls the hair. The horao fools Lhat ho is worried. By the way , the vary latest improvement is saddle girth and ihaft girth in one piece practical Im provement , I moan , because the Improve- nonto in ornaments such as chains , jucklos , buttons and designs for mono- ; rams and the so-called handy attach- ncnts are almost endless. For ornamen- : ation look at the four-in-hand postil- on , four-in-hand coach , long-tug coach , fflth embossed work , coach , wagonette , ockaway and carryal , harness. They ire as different as the horses that wear hem. The tandem harness is plainer md. neater , and the coupe and dog cart larneaa are substantial and neat. The tillage cart harness Is in russet or black oather , trimmed with nickel , silver or trass , and the quantity of the trimming ay $25 to $100. To my eyes the moat ileaslng sight is a pair of sleek trotters in i light doable harness. Each strap does ts work and is an aid to the horses. The iest costs about $175. The choapeat ia 5. It has pads with tinned trimmings ; inncd rings in hamcs , with tinned lucklos iu tno tug ; small buckles ja- annod ; flat winker braces on the bridle ; annd check reins ; patent leather collar , nd hard belly "band and martingale. "Tho gentlemen aeon driving fast oraos through the park every pleasant [ tornoon have suggested many improve- tents. They know what is needed , and esides they know how to toll ua. Mr. Lobort Bonrior , for instance , has his own loaa abont the fixtures for his horses. t isn't chance with him. If ho wants a loco of harness It must bo so long , or so iort , or ronnd , or flat , or wide , or nar- jw. Mr. Vanderbilt knows what ho ants for his horses , but ho doesn't come ore hioiDolf. lie sends Mr.Pholps , who escribes what Mr Yandorbllt desires to avo. Mr. Frank "Work is also a practl- \ \ horseman who haa valuable Ideas bout fixtures for horsoa. And the pro- issional drivers , well , -what they don't now abont fixtures for trottorn is hardly orth knowing. " "What waa the cost of the highest- riccd harness you have over seonl" "Five thousand dollars. It was in 'hlladolphia ' during the centennial ex- ibition. It was gold mounted and titchod in elaborate ) designs. It was luniay and awkward , and nobody would uy it. In fact , I wouldn't take it to sell 3r $1,000. " "Bits have changed very much , 1 bo- ovo. " "Indeed they have. A horse's month i ouo of the hardest parts of him to fit , o to speak. Some of the old bits wore erfect instruments of torture. The rub- or-covorcd bits , still' and flexible , are Ighly approved. The steel bits are made n a dozen shapes and for all complaints , uch as side pulling , lugging , and tongue ailing , and are atiii' , jointed , and llexl- ilo. The boots for a valuable horne coat Imost asmuchcsthimo Kr ; man. The uarter boot is to prevent injury by over- caching , the too bout on the hind foot o prevent the front from cutting the ioof by striking back , and the lawn boot 9 for walking on lawns , pulling on over ho shoos. The shin , ankle , knee , hock nd grab boots have been worked up or [ own , aa you please , to a iino point. Bo- ides , wo have soaking boots for the hoof nd sleeping boots to prevent and cure are bunches under eho front Icga. iero is a boot to USD on the back of the rent legs , and la used as a strengthener o tendons and a guard for the back of ilthor side of the leg , This flat boot is , standing boot to be used when a horee tanda with one foot resting on the other. L'lie movable sand ah or shoes are moro igpoclally for the mo in a business whore he loss of a fihoo would bo on inconvo lienco or losa. Elastic stockings sro in- ended to prevent sprains. The polo craze > rought out the pDlo boot to prevent In- ury by hitting with a mallet , Some of hose boots , which cover half the log , ap- larently hinder the action of the horse , > ut a close examination will show that iru neatly and carefully attached and are if great benefit. Tea weights are not ibsolutely necessary , but some horses cm trot faster with them than nitl out. "Coming down to articles for the stab ! blankets take up the moat room , and i some cases are finer than most poreor have on their beds. 1'ut on an Knglla crack horao the blanket , hood , broai cloth , pad cloth , roller , and knee cap with crust and monogram on the blankol and ho looks well taken care of and 1 knows it. The American walking suit and sweat blankets are made of line woi and are elaborate affairs sometimes. Tl : quality of the bandages for sprained lof and other injuries ia something that wonl astonish a housekeeper. This little a rAiigoment with a rubber band is f < twisting a horso'a tail in a knot and koo ] ing it iu place. Garry combs , mat comba , grooming gloves , niano drag tooth files , and clippers , all have the Improvements , and when the would-b horseman comes to select medicines , oil powders , liniments , blisters , draught pills , and ointments for his horses , ( polishes , pastes , blacking , oilsvarnlshoi and compounds for his harnesses and cai rlngOB , ho haa a task before him unloi ho knows exactly what ho wants ; ft they are numerous and ontlclnp. A those minor things have added to tl : care of American horses , and the roaul of that care aud improvement have boc health , comfort , and speed. " TWO 1NVKNT10NS. A Fortune Iu lUittcrlno and a Nc' "Way of Ocean Transportation , Nnshvillo American , There la something in the Xow Et gland climate that fosters the invcntlv genius of mankind , and sorao of thee gentlemen who dwell in these parts c Massachusetts , Vermont and Oonncct ; cut where the main crop ia ice and th only "thor crop is granite , are now o the way to the exposition at Now Oi leans to put their inventions before th people that are assembling in th Orescent city. One of these gonlusc who stopped over in Nashville yoatorda goes to Now Orleans with nothing but receipt to make buttoriuo. Getting into conversation with ono o the ubiquitous reporters or the America in a hotel in this city yesterday , th gentleman explained to the reporter hoi ho was going to make a fortune in Noi Orleans. "How do you expect to got your cap ! tal for the manufacture of this 'moc delicious substance , ' as you describe it ? "I expect to say to some capitalis down there just about as much as I hav said to you , and I am satlsfiod I can go the S3.000 or § 4,000 required to start i small factory , say of the capacity or. fivi or six tons a day. You have tasted a bl of it from the brick I took out of mj valise , and see that it la to all appear sncoa the best yellow creamery butler Before they passed the obnoxious oleo margarine law in Now York , wo used t < put it into the public there at fifty cents i pound in the winter. " "How many pounds do you expect tc put into the public in Now Orleans ? " "Well , at grat only about five or ah ; ons , but by the time the thing gets well vorked np , about ton or twelve tons. You ice It is a little gold mine. In New Or- cans you get your cotton-seed oil very iheap. Milk , some of which la used in ho manufacture of butterlno , wo will ro- eivo from Fort Worth , Texas , where , dth a chemical preparation , we take out ho animal heat , and the milk is kept weot for two or three weeks. The other hiof compound of this money-making tuff is Isrd , which wo got irom the north rest. Now , ifcwas the discovery of the iroper proportions at which those throe ubstancoa , mixed well and congealed , hat haa made my fortune , which is Hinall ow , but will be largo by the time the few Orleans exposition is ovor. I also xpoct to sell a good many cans of milk i Now Orleans. " The reporter expressed his high appro- latlon of the inventive talent of the man rom the wooden nutmeg state , which rought the modest man to confess that 0 was nowhere in this line alongside a riond of his , who was organizing a ; hemo to pat people through from Now- nindland to the Gorman coast in a few ours. Now , this scheme is worthy o ! notice , 5 is proposed , according to the Con- octlcnt man , to lay a pneumatic tuba in 10 Atlantic ocean from the Newfound- , nd banks to Europe , and by exhausting 10 air in this tube shoot passengers irough at a rate of speed hitherto uu- aard of. The details of the construction id locating of the tube and the construe- on of cars to bo used in them , brief do- iriptlon of which the reporter was made : qualnted with , for ingenuity have no [ uals in the records of the patent office , ir is to bo manufactured in the care as toy rush through the tube , by the power reduced by the ontsldo friction. Whether is new method of traveling can bo used r distances of I3.COO miles would appear leetionablo , but that it could bo used r shorter distances is evident from the itonts obtained and applied for by the tinkoo who is engineering the schomo. t all events , the buttorine man declared lat while ho waa a stockholder in the itorcontinontal Tneurnatlc Tube Com- my , ho felt himoolf to bo a pigmy ongsldo of his friend who invented the 3W method of setting distances at uight. A Tight tuce/.o. | rnll Slreot News. It was in an Illinois town. The pa irs wore out with a sensational article tgardlnc the defalcation and flight ol the oaauror , and the affair was the talk on joiy corner and in every store. A Now orkor who happened to bo in the town as considerably interested , and in con- arsatlon with a leading-merchant ho re- larked : "I presume ho gave bond ? " "On , yea. " "And the bondsmen are good ? " "That's the deuce cf it , mister ! " ox- aimed the merchant. "I'm the only Dndaman , and ho's placed mo iu a moan Mition. I was preparing to fall and oat my Chicago creditors , but I'll bo lut/ed if I BOO how I'm to boat Chicago jd the town , too , and got enough prop , ty In my wife's name to start a whole- lie house in Dubnque. " YOUNG M/mTllEAD THIS. TUB VOLTAIO isKt/r UOMPANr , of Marshall lichlgan , otVer to Bond their celebrated ELEO mo VOLTAIO UKLT and ether ULECTIUO Ar- LlANCKa ou trial for thirty days , to men roung or old ) nlllictod with nervous debility. isa of vitality and manhood , and all kindred oublcB. Also for rheumatism , neuralgia , aralysia , sutl mauy other diseases. Complete istoration to health , vigor and manhood iiarnnteoil. No risk incurred , aa thirty d ya' ial Is allowed , Write them at oncu for illui * rated pamphlet free. The Michigan gold mining fever con- inues to Increase , and the neighborhood f Tohmening is the scene of remarkable uriferoua developments. The principal ttraction ia the Ropes gold mine , which 1 said to bo milling rock yielding about 15 a ton. The Phillips .mine shows riusil improvement , and to widen the old of interest rich quartz has boon uls- overed within a rnilu aud a half of the lopea property , FKA.T. Why a Ono Legged Mnn Cllmticd 11 iRh Tree , Philadelphia Times. "You wouldn't think n ond-legged mn could climb a tree , " said a fox huntc yesterday In a saloon lioro , "but ho cat I saw it done yesterday. " "Oh , corao now , SI , " said the modor chorus of Greeks and Dutch who woi mooting lager beer , "that's a little tc tough. You ought to stand the drinl for the crowd for that. " "Wait , now , walU" exclaimed S "don't you bo In a hurry , and if by tli tinio 1 got through some cf you follow ain't willing to stand the drinks I'll do mynolf. " "Go ahead , then , and toll us aboi it. " "You see , I was out fox-hunting ye torday and William Gore wan alonj Who's ho ? Why , thoono-legged folio uptown who was run ever on the Pom nylvania railroad a couple of years agi William can sit on his horse and ia a goc bhot , and ho concluded like blind ol Postmaster-General Fawcott , that's don in England , that ho wouldn't lot his ml fortnno make him change his life a bi so ho hunts with the rest of us whouovi ho can get a chance. "Ho was riding after the hound ; when ho saw a fat squirrel. Gore is pa tlal to squirrel moat and fired at the lltt ! critter once , but it disappeared in a hoi up the troo. 'I'll have it , anyhow , ' sol he , and ho jumped of his horao. 'Whi are you going to do , Gore ? ' says 1. am going to climb that there troo.1 'Nor aonco , ' says I , 'you can't ' do it.1 'Wo' ' see whether I can't , says ho , and off gee his coat. How ho did climb. You sci thcso one-log gcd and lame fcllorrs alwaj cultivate the muscles of their arms , ti tome of them can lift like -a bull. H raised himself with his arms almost alont using hia leg very little. Ho wouldn mias that remaining leg if all ho had t do was to climb trees. "Tho oquirrol know ho waa a gonei for juat aa Gore struck a match an lighted a piece of paper to stick in th hollow the little crlttor came out of th other ond. Gore didn't stop to take th paper out of the hollow , but clamboroi after that squirrel , tried to shako it off i limb , and finally stunned it with a blot from a little branch ho broke off. Meanwhile while the rotten old tree had begun ti burn furiously inside , and some of ua fol relieved when Gore came down. Bu what docs the durn foul do bnt run ti the crack and got hia hat full of wato and climb the tree again to put the fin out , as if the owner of them woods woulc lose anything by 'tho ' burning of a rottot old tree. Wo could not' make him ate ] till ho had got several hatfuls , and stll didn't ' put out the fire. Then wo tolc him vro would make i. ail right with th < fellow who owned the woods. "That's juat like BUI Gore , " said n by- jtandor ; "ho can climb like a cat , anc he'd as honest as a Newfoundland dog. ' "I'm glad you're going to treat , " sale the fox hunter. "I'm dry. " EDUCATION IN ARKANSAS. \ KightiiiR Pupil Enforces Phonetic Spelling. It must bo gratifying to the governor if Arkansaw to notice the rapid leaps the : auso of education is making in this state. ? here are still quite a number of legisla- ors who are unable to read with elocu- lonary effect anjj .write with a fine Ital- an flourish ; but in the main , the rising oung men of the country have harvest- d the ability to drop the k in cabbage nd cucumber. Devotion to honesty and ruth , however , compels mo to admit hat in aomo localities the k still abounds at these communities are becoming few- r every year. Many aspiring people ave bccomo discouraged , but I , moro opoful than the rest , except the govern- r , who shares my belief , am firm , deo- ito the following distressing letter re- ttntly received by the state superintend- at of public instruction : Mv DEAK SIK Inclosed please find the jrtllioato which you so generously ranted mo a few months ago. When I : row up the practice of the law at Ink ayon , In consequence of my client's aving been sent to prison for manu- icturlng wild cat whiskey , and agreed to titer the glorious vineyard of education , thought that my efforts would moot with umediate appreciation ; but , my dear sir , have boon whipped by a yellow-haired : apegraco that had bettor keep out of y way , now that I have loaded a shot- in and cocked both barrels. I opened heel in the Coon Range district. From 10 first I was besot by numerous troubles , very pupil insisted upon using a different ) ok. Abe Spoilers , a yellow-haired iwk , at leaat six and a half foot tall , ought a largo volume entitled "llecont xaminatlon Into the Social Condition of 10 Aztecs. " "Mr. Spellers , " said I , "thia book Dii't do. " "Whut's the matter with her ? " ho re- led. "Tho book h all right , but it Is designed r advanced students. " "Wall. " "It would bo bo'ter for you to study isicr books at the start , und take thia 10 up during the homestretch. " "That's the book I've fotcn , cap'n , an' lal'n the book I'm going to larn. " "Can you road ? " "I ain't a rattler at roadin1 , but I ken loll like hell-er beatin1 tan-bark , " "You rnuat not talk that way. You mat use respectful language or I'll ' put BU out. " This amused him. Running his great id fingers through his yellow hair , ho ughod and wink at a pug nosed follow ho sat on a stool. "You say you can opell ? " "That's what I 'lowed. I kalnt spell osa fly at ono trial , but I ken knock the ) ck's offon co'n the fint pop. " "Well , spell corn. " "K-o-r-n co'n. " - - - , "That's not right. " "Who said BO ? " "I say so , " "Who are you ? " "I am the teacher of this school. " ' An' you say that ain't the way to ? ell ItT "Yoo , that is what'1 say. " "Whar's your proof } " "Hero , " and I turned to the diction- ry. ry."Tho feller that made thet book ain't ' otaa much seneo as ray daddy , an * my k-o-r-n. litre's the proof " addy says - - - , nd he took a letter from his pocket and aferrcd me to the following : "Abo to bat the kern ia all gathered an' then you lay co to akule , " ' What yon got to nay now ? " ' Your father la "vrong , " "What"1 that waa all he s&id , but tak- jg mo by tha hair ho lifted mo from thn oor , slammed me against the wall , throw 30 up , kicked me aa I came down , mocked rot out and landed mo in a irlar patch. This , my dear superintend- nt , has eatUfied me that teaching school 9 not a pleasant business , To make. It a succor In thia part of the countty all ( i tabliahod rules must be abandoned , If have boon rash , plea so excuse tno. If have been too severe on Mr. Speller plcaio forgive mo , but don't forgot I give the certificate to eomo able bodic mnn vrlio can handle n maul. Youis , Pnor. Joii.v WH.KINS. The superintendent read the letti during a mooting of the state board i public instruction , aud quite a number < patriotic citizens were depressed by I but the governor , taking into comiclon lion that the k has boon dropped fro : cabbngo and cucumber , haa.cauao to fei grateful at the high steps taken by tl. cause of education , Commodore Imco's Uomnttcc , Now York Times. Now that Admiral Porter has written romance , ono naturally expects to BC other naval officers follow hia oxampli Possibly Commodore Luce will bo tli next to fallat least the ether day I hoar a story in which ho figured promihontlj and which ho might easily make th baaia of a nine-part love yarn. Durin the late unpleasantness , Lieutenant-Con modoro Luce , for such was his rank t the time , commanded ono of the vcsao' engaged in blockade duty. By ono c the chances of war , Lieutenant Luc found hlmaolf off the Florida coast , anc running into the then friendly port < Jacksonville , wont ashore. With him h took hia coxawain , a bright , intolligon young sailor , Frank Smith , a native c Connecticut , and although only a sailor , gentleman. As the nautical heroes rollc up ono of the principal streets of tl : town , they encountered an Intoreatln couple , a well dressed old gentleman an hia daughter. The daughter w : handsome daughters cf well-drotso old gent lemon always are and wh.i was best of all Lieutenant Luco rocog nlzod the beauty's father aa an old frlon whom ho had known and loved in peace ful ante bellum days. The rocognitio ; was mutual , and well , the story SB told Acquaintance , friendship , small boy Cu pld , an engagement , stern father , and do spairof Coxswain Smith , of Connecticut and the southern maiden. Now come Lieutenant Luco to the front. The un bunding father ia a ftorco scceesionUt witl largo oatates , and confiscation throatom his broad ncroa. An idea strikes the na val oflicor. Smith is a loyal subject. Lieutenant Luce haa a consultation witl the anxiouo parent for his hands. The lovers nro called in , the gallanl lieutenant acts as the dons ox ma chine , the heiress is betrothed to the sailor , the estates are saved , and all gooi aa merry _ as the marriage boll , wuicl rang out right cheerfully soon after. Mr , and Mrs. Smith have juat boon visiting Southport , Conn. , the boyhood homo ol the happy husband. Something Quito Unexpected. A very extraordinary case is that ol Mr. T. O. Hall , ono of the best known newspaper men In Louisville , Ky. Foi sixteen yearo ho had been annoyed with tetter , and had given up nil hope of ita removal. Ho was also troubled with in- ligoation , for which ho tried Brown's iron Bitters. He writes , "Tho bittoro iid splendidly for indigestion , and the iottor commenced itching and developing so the surface and for four days was moro innoying than over boforo. Still I never hought that the bitters was causing the .rouble until Mrs. H. suggested it , and : hen I realized that my great torment lad a master. I bathed the totter oxter- ( ally , softening the surface thoroughly , rhon a waterish substance pourod'out ike July perspiration on a cornfield larkey * then in a very short time the telling stopped. Tha sere caused by the xpuhion of the totter is not Trst healed , ut I knoir the cauao of the unmitigated rouble is forever removed. " Sixty tons cf rock are reported to avd fallen from the Natural bridge in Irginitv , on Monday afternoon , with a oafeniug roar , bnt the curved lines of do bridge wore not disturbed. It is said ) have been the first fall ofi rock from 10 bridge since it was struck by lightIng - Ing In 1780. "F-roaen Facts" is a purely American sprosslon , and ono , too , of recent rigin. It has the merit of attracting at- intion , and also seems to bear convlc- on of truthfulness on itc- face , Wo lake room in our issue of to-day , for a .ct of this character. A correspondent , .onry ' Whiticg , Eiq. , of Bnatnn , Mass. , tys : "Dr. R. V. Pierco's Golden 'Modi- tl Discovery' has cured my son of a ver-soro of two years'standing. Please : cept our gratitude. " Wo bellovo it to s a fact , whether "frozen" or otherwise , iat America needs more men like Mr. rhiting ; men who act , men who investi- ito truths , and seize opportunities. Since the beginning of the organized male EuQ'rngo agitation In England In VJQf the official records show that ! ( > , - it petitions , bearing 2,5-12Jli2 algna- : ros , have boon presented to parliament , hllo ever 1,000 meetings on a largo scale we been held. The pain and misery suffered by thoeo bo are afflicted with dyspepsia are in- ) ecribablo. The distress cf the body is [ nailed or surpassed by the confusion id tortures cf the mind , thus making Us ctiin suffer double affliction. The relief iais given by Hood's Sarsaparilla has .used thousands to bo thankful for this eat medicine. It dispels the causes of fspopalu , and tones up the digeativo rgans. Try IIood'HjSarsaparSlla. "Yes , gentlemen , " ho said , "I'm a ell-known man. I'm a Now Yorker , id my name ia a familiar ono to the morican pooplo. " "Wore you a goner- , in the war , stranger ? " "No , sir ; I fit i the war , but not as agonoral. " "Con- rcaaman , perhaps , or governor of oomo : ateJ" "No , sir , I'm not a politician or a statesman ; I'm n private citizen id yiroud to aay it. " "Well , if you are ot a great soldier or statesman , what is . that haa made your name a familiar no throughout the country ? Who are ou ? " "I'm John Smith. " PILES ! PIIjESt PIIjKS ! A SUIU5 CU1U3 rOUNI ) AT j VST | KO ONK NIEI ) fJUKVSU. A eure euro for Blind , Bleeding , Itching and ricerotod Piles hns boon discovered by Dr , I'jllininB ( on Indian llemedy , ) called Dr. /iliiam's Indian file Ointment A ninglo ox haa cured the woret chronlo COHOH of 25 or i years standing. No one need Buffer five limited after or ilym ? thU wonderful Booth- > g medicine , Lotions , Instruments and ttJeo- Mala do more harm than good , Wjlllain'a ndian 1'lle Ointment nbuorba thu turners , al- > ya the intOBUo itching , ( particularly at night fter Retting warm in bed , ) acta ai a poulllco , ivea instant relief , and ia prepared only fur 'ilos , itching of the private parU , and for othiuo cUe , Head what the lion , iT , M. Opffinberry , of ilovelsnd , sayj about Dr. William's Indian lie Oolntmcnt : "I have used scores of Pile 'urea ' , aud it affords me pleasure to nay that I nve never found anything which gave Biich mncdiaU and permanent jtilief aa Dr. Wil- uiu'a Indian Ointment , for Bale by all ( ) nig hts and mailed on receipt of price , SOo and 1 , Bold at total ! by Kuhn & Co , 0.1' , GOODMAN , Wholesale A i c l7 St. riinrlo St. , St. Louis Mo. > i B f ' m l " ! " ' ' " I'm ii 'M'nir , MitwvHi 1 I ! ! < OKit.ititti n pi in > i t I'lii.-Hi . In Si l.n Mnn Mi itf li nt. . i . ! i > IJ I. ' - | . ' > Nervous , PioslMtloii. Doblilty , Mental x < Physical Wcanncss , Men.trial nnd ether Afr tiorn ol Thronl , Skin or Donc& . Dlood Polsonln alii Sores and Ulcers , , . . r.vM . ; i i until * ' jcf * , on it ,1Mi mine j.rlil . , t vi Prli& * lt Diseases Jrlslnij Irum Indiscretion , Exces Cxpostro or Indulgence , i.i-h . rt i- , -.1,1 , at t tolloflfic . ' . I. nrMniiii , , . . . JullitT , HIM , , . of l | inj Jffrrllo un-mori. | lni > l' ii iW her ik , . ! ' M.r' fcT.'tSfntltOthe uit\tlf \ VI Ipt ! 4lfv fnQfn | , | 01 Him c' ffmlorlnit Mnrrinuo Imnrotirr or untKncy , pcrmsimiiVciir. a r i | ui i. . vi , , ) c , - inoiV c l tf loil fnvrioin. , rr. . , in Inidillr. . ( ili > nlft < li > II I CecorlijniMltri-c niiilliitlt.il rllo for < iu..ilciji. ( A Positive Writren Guarante ( tltf ln lltot llctii.c , UcillHiitii < nlMftynher * . ramphloti , Enelliih or OerniBn , C4 PUCM. d KrlblQERbovuilliciiioa Iniualoor female , FllEJ W1ARR8AGE CUSOE 1 JSOrfp-i , ( InnflnUi , ] inilrnlM ! In tloihMiil HHklj..ln U , niciiJtf rr < i i ! i.nipirr \ e < i\ r , CV. Tbii t > n CdQtAlDs il the curloui , i1nu ) > irui or laquuitlro \ Jnow. A bo f jrcni Initrm to | | . Utiiix ff ut vonnnj fcr IK aatiM litotlia LIVER nml KIDNEYS , anil iti tT < u.B nut nml VIGOIl of YOUTH. vrp in.iiut or tlluc-fllnn. 1 it. . k o cured. Hnn < " ) i civ U o in w lorcc iM'iis ilio lulnil uiul mipiillca Itraln 1'nwcr. . , . . ulnrto ! tliclr euxf' ( \ Hod InDn. El'-JtrEWSlKON TOMIO n uito nnr ! fl'vcdy euro , tfllvcsu clcur , hcnltliy coniploxlon. 1 'rciincnt aticmptant co" " > 'f 'Mni ; only add to tliuiopii1arltynrthuoililiiiil. | Do not cxiurl < uicnt pctlliu OuiniNAt. ASH IIIST. : Hpnd 70urnddrr ; toTb lJr. llnrtorMod 'VV st.lxals , Wo. , for our "DHEAM UOOK. llol BtnracBaod ucofnl.titfonna'uontn > o/r J SciGiiceofLife Only.l 00 BY SIAIL POSTPAID. KNOW A GREAT MEDIOAIj WOltK Eihatistod Vitality , Norvons nd Phyncu oblll' ? rom&ture Decllno In Man , Errors of Youth , and th' intold miseries resulting from IndUorotlona or ex wseea. A booh for ovcry man , votinc , nilddlo arei md old. It contains 125 prescriptions for all ncn ind chronlo dlmaaos each one of which la Imaluablo Jo found by the Author , whoao oxporlonco Jor 1' oars la Buoh as probably never oeloro foil to the lol > 1 any phyelcian. SOO pages , bound iu boautlfn froncb muslin eniposeeil covers , full , gilt jfuirautoei o boatlnernork In every Bcnho , machanlcal , lit irary nnd profcssloral , than any ether work soldli his country for W.60 , or the money will be rofundoi n ovcry Instance. Prlco only ei.OO by mall , poet laid. Illuatratlvoeample 6 cents. Send now. OoU nodal awarded the author by the National Modloa Lssoclatlon , to the officers of which ho refers. The Solcnoa of tlfo should bo road by thoyonni or Instruction , and by the afflicted for relief. It wll iencflt all. London Lancet. There Ia no member of Bfldcty to whom The Sol nee of Lfo will not bouooful , whether youth , par nt. guardian , Instructor or oleryui ( n. Areonaut. Address the Toabody Medical Inb.ltute , or Dr. W t. I'arkor , No. 4 Mulflneh Street , noeton , Mass. , wbc lay bo consulted on all dlseacoa requiring eklll and xporlenco. Chronlo nd obatlnatfl disca = ea that hav < affled the Bklll of til other pbya-11 > n I clans , epoclaUyl Such treated Bttcccis.HtAl. fulli Ithoub an Instance of failure , THYSELF w-m-iw MEBMSK/i Uf/l ) AGENCt a niCi FAUNJOi ( JT. OUAHA. naro for otlo 3Mom toreg ctrolaily Mlocitd hndt Kto'.orn Nebraska , at low prlc tnd oa eajy lorou Improved larma lor ccla In DcniUo , Dod e , Oolfax itte , Butt , Dnmlcg , Sarpy , WabUlozlon , M ilck uiuloru , and Bailer Jonutlos. T ios paid In all purls of iha Stall. ; Money loaned on inproved ( urns. Notary Pabllo alwavu la ctOco Correspond THE ONLY EXCLUSIVE IT ! IN OMAHA NES. .K BOTTLED. rlnngor , ulmb iltmor DOMESTIC. nd vvftjfler . . . . .Sfc , .nhauriar. . . . . _ .St. Louis ont'a . - . . . . . . . jiJil'vauhtx' . uhliiz-Pilfmer - . Milwaulcoe. TUR'B . Onmhn Ale , Porter , Domestic and Rhine . MAUKISH 1218 FnruiSt. - . KKl-nKSENTS : icrnU Insurance Co. , I/indoo , Corji AntoU . . ? 5WJlrno thtchtMtur.N. Y. , Capital . . . . loMfrcbanUol A'ottaik.N. J.Caiilt l. I.W.OCO rardFlrc , l'bUul liililaCJi < lla | . . 1,200,0(0 ( ouiau'8 Fund , l.i39oOO D , O.BRYA.KTM. D. nminm 12'4'J Farnara Street , nrncr 15th fit , OSloa hourj 0 to 12 a ro. , i to I p > Ten } "rs exptilcuce. Cui ipcak Uorman. octal dly A The rom&rkablo growth ot Otaahti during the last few yonra Ii ix matter of great ivatonlahmout to these who pny nn occasional visit to thia growing city. Tha development of the Stor1' Yanln the nocoBafty of the Boll Lln0 Itond the finely paved stroota the hundrpda of now residences and costly business blocks , with the population of our city inoro than doubled in the last five years. All this ia n great surprise to visitors nnd la the admiration of onr citizens. Thia rapid growth , thu bnsluoso activity , and the many substantial Improvements madn n lively demand for Onmha roM estate , and ovcry Investor haa made a hnndsomo profit. ,514 Since the Wall Street panio laat Slay , with the oubsorincnt cry of hard times , there has boon loss demand from npocnls- tors , bnt a fair demand from luvcatorn Booking houiOB. Thia latter class nro taking advantage of low prlcen In balld- lug material and are securing their homes at much loaa cost than will bo possible a yea ? honco. Speculators , too can bny real oata' 3 cheaper now nnd ought to take advent o of present prices fez future pro t > . The next few yearn promises greato d woi ipniontu in Oninha than the past ti v i yonw , which have bcon as good aa wo could reasonably doalro. Now man ufacturing oBtabliahmonta and largo job bing houooa are added almost weakly , end all adrt to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many In Omaha and throngn- bat the State , who have their money In the banks drawing a nominal rate ot 1 toroat , which , If judiciously Invented In Omaha real catato , would bring thorn much greater returns. Wo have many bargains whloh we ore confident trill bring the purchnoer largo profits in the nocrfuture. We have for sale the finest rcsi- dence property in the north and western parts of the city. North we have fine lota at reason able prices on Sherman avonue.l 7th , 18th , 10th and 80th streets. West on Fnriiam. Davenport , Ciuming , and all the leading streeta in that direction. The grading of ! Farnam , Califor nia and Davenport streets has made jccessible some of the finest and jheapest residence property in the iity , and with the building of the itreet car line out Farnam , the pro- jerty in the western part of the city vill increase in value. We also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- y in the south part of the city. The lovelopments made in this section > y the Stock Yards Company and he railroads will certainly double he price in a short time. Wo also have some fine business ata and some elegant inside resi- eucep for sale , Parties wishing to invest will find o me good bargains by calling on u l AL EBTATK Bo h 14th 8t , liot i-oon Fainham and Douglas. P. S. Wo ask those wlio have roporty OT aa'io at abargniri to iva a a callWo want only bargain * Vo will j&csi'tively & not handle proi > - rt.v at inordthan itn real valuo.