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Wyaodolto Kaiuia ? ,
ONIONS WRECK TWO LIVES ,
A Fond Wifb's ' Suicide anA Husband's '
Despair ,
Ulintilly Cllinox to nti
fjiifttrcl Over the I'rosonco ol
Onlon.s In llio Tlinnkf
Dinner ,
N. Y , Morning Journal ,
In a quarrel over tlio minting of a tur
key , Mrs. JullA Conlan , of Olon , near
Amatcrdfim , N. Y. , wont to lior death.
The qunrrol was with her husband , and
the main causa was the opinion about the
shilling ,
The turkey was being sowed up with
onion eluding aboard when Mr , Oonlon
stopped into the kitchon. Uo had aikcd
his wife to leave out the onions for the
first tlmo in twenty ycara of married life.
Dut the oldest daughter dotes on oniom ,
and to ploaeo her the mother ran the
risk of her husband's anger. As soon ns
Mr. Conlon entered the farm gate ho
Inior that there was an onion above
ground ,
"Didn't I toll you to leave out the
oniont ! " asked the husband sternly.
Airs. Conlon was heated by her work ,
and declined to answer. To calm him ,
however , she inserted two overgrown es
culents into the cavity that recently hold
the heart and gizzard.
"Did you hear me ? " repeated the man.
"Of course I did , " replied the wlfo.
"Then why don't ' you mind , dear ? \ou
know I'd as soon cat a tiolccnt Bluffed
with mock oranges , " said the husband ,
mildly , Intending to bo grieved instead of
angry.
"Yon know thatMilllo loves them , nnd
her company la iot coming to-night. Why
don't you lot the poor girl enjoy horaolf
once in n while1 !
' Yesbut that's no reason why I nhould
bo poisoned. Thcso thlnga turn my
utomach. 1 swear I'll never plant another
onion. "
"Oh , yes , yon Trill dear , " said the wife
soothingly.
"I toll you I won't. ' "
The husband wont out to take hla ro-
rongo out of tlio wood-pllo and Mrs.
Conlon finished her work and placed the
bird in the pvon.
"Dinner is ready , " called Mrs. Conlon
lo her husband , when that desired event
liacl arrived.
Mr. Oonlon sat down to the tnblo and
[ > lunged the carving-knifo Into the tur
key's vitals , disclosing an onion for each
U"fj.
Hilly smiled at the thought of the
bant , nnd all the Httlo boyu and girls
ooked anxious as each plateful was dished
mt , fearing that the turkey mould not
ast to got around the tablo.
"Husband , you'vo forgotten the
; race , " said Mrs. Conlon , between two
nouthfuls.
_ " ! don't give grace for onions , " ro-
iliod the man , "nnd to add Insult to In-
ury you'vo given mo the nock nnd ono.
mrnod claw. "
' 'How do you llko the snot-pud-
ing. "
"I'vo nearly choked myself with a big
unk of fnt. "
"I'mo afrnid you'ro not in good torn-
or , Willam ) , just BOO how the children
t. "
Milly , the twenty-year-old daughter , a
looming maiden , was deep In the ro-
casea of a wing , smothered in Bormu-
aa. The other children ate as if afraid
no would got a bite moro than the
thor.
"Think of the poor tramps that don't
at any Thanksgiving dinner at all , then
a thankful , " said the wlfo.
"I earn my dinner and I intend t
tvo a good ono , " snapped back the bus
md , "and I'll have It If I have to go to
hompson'a for it. "
"Thompson is the nearest neighbor to
10 Oonlon'a , quarter of a inllo away.
"Go ahead , was the abort reply of the
Ifo.
Ifo.Tho
The husband wont.
The rest of the dinner was onion in si-
nco. Mrs. Conlon began to bo sorry
.at eho and her husband had quarreled
i the day of all the year when they P <
ould have enjoyed their dinner with fohi
anltful hoatta and pleasant words. hiw
Mrs. Conlon watched for her husband w
return and fixed up a pleasant dish lo
at ho likod. She eat by the window tli
aling certain that ho had not taken her lit
her word and gene outsldo for hla din- an
r. a
The children wont out of the room , 111
wing their mother to sit olouo to thinker
or old Union. Her thoughts could not
ivo boon cheerful , as Milly found her
tears when oho entered the dining-
em shortly nftorwnrd. The young eli
Jy did not disturb her , but retired on
> -too. ov
Mr. Conlon did npt return soon
ough to find his wife alive. IIo did 1st
t go to his nolghbor'a as ho had throat cri
ed , but his pride prevented him from
turning homo too toon. Ho will repent sti
all his life. faiAl
At dark the husband stopped Into tbo Al
uin. His wife was lying on the floor ,
; id. The children wore romping around
i stalra and the oldest daughter was
( tying n lively air on the piano , while
o mother lay dead , killed by otrych- di ;
no , M a little package of white shiny oil
wdor on the table gave nilont tosti- th
any. Bosldo the powder lay on open 01
'to ' , which simply said : ,
'Husband , wo will novot quarrel vri
3rol" vriW (
Mr. Conlon is so grief-stricken , that it Tl
feared the children will Tlnt
soon bo doubly nt
phanod. tilm
MISSOUHIAN UOQltUKllYS. tu
It1
to
\Vlio Hnvo rassi'd Honlcnoo
I"
on ThoniBolvcH.
, Y , Telejrram , ot
"That policeman ought to nrrost htm-
U and take hlmuolf to the station
mso , " said a gentleman from Missouri
at evening , aa ho sprang backward to
old n lurching bluccoat who wan taking
. ) the cntlro sidewalk on a side street
it inojiy blocks distant front the Hock- I"W
ig Valley benefit at the Madison Square
trdou. "You may laugh at the Idea of
man's arresting himself , " ho continued ,
lion bo and his companion had watched
10 convivial policeman disappear around
10 corner , "but I'vo ' known of such
ilngs being done often out west. Down
i southern Missouri , whore I como from ,
o had a judge a fovr years ago who di-
rcod himself. It W
> happened at Lalla ,
[ o. Hla wlfo wu getting a little old and bttt
dod , and the judge , who was a well ttnt
reserved man , wanted a younger com. nt
inlon. Ho made llfo very uncomfort- tr
jle for her and she wont away to pay a
[ ait to a slstor. The judge immediately
Kk advantage of her absence and filed a
Billion in bis own court charging hit
ifo with desertion. The case eamo up
> about a month afterward , and he an-
ouncod hla intention of trying the case
Inuolf. flU wife , for sorno resson , did
at contest , and the judge granted him-
aolf an abiolulo divorce. The papers had
an account the other day of the ainasal'
nation of ono of the notorious Alsup
family , of Douglas county , Missouri. Thi
reminded me of the murder trial of the
older Alsup , who was tlio terror of south
west Missouri , and nt the tlmo a very In
fluential politician. Ho was tried in
Webster county on the charge of murder
in the second dogrco betoro a judge
named Ucckort and a jury. The jury
returned a verdict of guilty of man
slaughter in the third degree. Whnti the
jury had retired , the judge , in a. tremb
ling voice , said.
" 'Mr. Shoritr , have the prisoner stand
up until sentence is pasted upon him. '
"After Alsnp flood up , his honor con
tinued : 'Hove you anything to say why
sentence should not bo passed upon you ? '
" ' this ' said the prisoner
'Only , judge , ,
coolly. 'If you sentence mo I will cut
your heart out. '
"Ilia honor took out his handkerchief ,
blow bis nose , looked at the colling , and
then , turning to the sheriff , said : 'Mr.
sheriff , this man is n very bad egg ; I
guoea you had bettor turn him loose,1
and Alsup walked cut a free man.
"Soon after the war Judge Wilson , of
Shannon county , killed a man In a quarrel
over a horse. At the judge's request ho
was indicted for murder In the first de
gree. The case was immediately called
for trial. Wilson announced ho would
nit upon tho'cnsa himself , which ho did.
If anything , all his rulings were against
his own interest , nud ho acted very fair
ly all through the trial , The evidence
nil wont to show that ho hod committed
Ilia deed in self defence and ho was ac-
juittod.
"Thoro was another queer old jadgo
aainod Armstrong. Ho waa a very large
nan , with a high opinion of himself , but
10 know very little law. Ho made a
ruling ono day which the prosecuting
ittornoy disagreed with and n heated
irgumont ensued between the two.
" 'Thoro is no such decision as that
ustlficd by law , and n judge who had a
; raln of legal learning would not give
lUch a ruling , ' said the nttornoy.
" 'You dirty little shyster,1 roared the
udgo , 'for n cent J would throw this law
look at your head. '
" 'If you did you would throw nway
nero law than you over had In your
load , ' retorted the attorney.
"This was moro than the judge could
land , nnd ho got down from the bench
nd wiped the attorney all over the iloor.
? hon ho climbed back on the bench and
aid :
" 'Mr. Clerk , please enter n fine
gainnt mo for $50 , ' and ho paid It on
ho spot.
"Another amusing case occurred at
pringficld , Mo. , about a year ngo. The
lilroud agent at that paint was on trial
jr embezzlement. Ho was auporinton-
ont of n Sunday school and was n mom-
er of a highly respectable family. The
iso waa dead against him and there was
0 cbanco for hia acquittal. His attorney
cnoral Mitchell saw that his only hope
.y In escape. In order to render this
Dssiblo , Mitchell took his first occasion
> toll the opposing counsel , Oolonol
ohn O'Dny , chairman of the democratic
mtral committee of the state that ho
aa a liur. The two men clinched and
uring the excitement the prisoner os-
ipod and has never since been arrested.
"This same General Mitchell was the
iornoy for the notorious outlaw , Sam
older-brand , Ono of the lattor's num-
ous trials for murder. Mitchell told
a client to pretend to bo blind And sot
1 the extraordinary defence that Hild-
brand , while walking along the utroot ,
id accidentally run into hia victim and
isliud the knife through hia heart. This
ovod successful , and Hildorbrand was
t froo. Before the trial Mitchell was
v ° n n farm , n wagon and team and
ty aho pskins aa hia foe in the caso.
ftor Hildorbrand got out ho walked in-
Mitchell's office and told the lawyer
i would kill him if ho did not return
o farm , wagon and team. 'What am I
got for my foe ? ' naked Mitchell. 'Tho
oopskins,1 answered Hildorbrand , pull-
3 ont a p.'stol. Mitchell returned the
oporty. "
Advice to a l-'urmcr.
A fanner at Orookod Crook , Kas. , ap-
an to the editor of Health and Homo
odvico as to the boat way to protect
i ducks against the snapplng-tnrtlos
lich seem , according to the farmer's
tor , to bo running the crook. While
s IH unhappily n serious case , there are
ppily many devices by which those
ipping-turtlcB may bo circumvented ,
: ow cf which ( devices ) have suggested
imsolvoa since reading the farmer's
[ ) oal. The farmer might :
L , Klevato the crook.
} . Muzzle the snapping-turtles.
I. Trade hia ducks for boarding-houso
okons.
1 , Send for the Irish landlords and
ct the tenants of the crook.
> . Send for DflLesaops , stock the crook ,
10 $100,000,000 of bonds and put the
ok on BOino neighbor's ' farm , or
. Having stocked the crook , water the
ok and freeze them out , after the
lilon cf Missouri Pacific , Erie and
lantlo and Great Western.
Invc8tlKtli > K Olovclimd'a Title ,
tfoiiFOUC , Vn. , December C. A largo
ig of negroes were busily emgagod in
giug in this county when Cleveland's
otion waa announced. They hoard
> y would bo placed back In alavory If
ivoland waa inaugurated nnd were In
mt distress. A fovr days later they
ro cheered by n report that "Cleveland
uld not bo permitted to take hia seat. "
oroupon they appointed ono of their
mbor to proceed to thia city to hives-
ate and report the exact status of ( ho
ittor. Ho did so , nud yesterday ro-
mod and reported as follows : " 'Boys ,
i all right now. Do 'publicans done
> k Cleveland and initiated him , and ho
jrnlsod to do all dey toll nlm and doy
Ino to lot him 1mb hla soat. " This qul-
id the company.
Tlio HOHH Tnll-TwlHtor.
Recently a curious Incident happened
the Belgian lion which surmounts the
usslan mound ou the battlefield of Wn-
loo. Some French soldiers were pus-
; there , and , naturally fooling indlg-
nt at the monument commemorating
air nation's defeat , they ascended the
iund and hacked oil' the tail of the lion . . .
th their awards. Of course , the French
oign minister had to apologize for the
t , but , all the same , the English gov-
imont had to buy Mr. Lion a new tall
d screw it on.
DUIIKKK'H SALAD DIIKBHINO & Coin
SAT SAUCK. The universal favorite
th in the U. S. and Great Britain ,
holosonio , delicious , economical , and
trltlouR , Saves anxiety , waste , and
mblo.
The Beautiful Snow ,
JAN FiiANOiHOO , December 7 , The Crouiclu
IcornGeld , Cal. , ipec-lal H yi ; Throe luchea
BUOW fell to-day , This is unprecedented In
i history of tbls noctlou of the state ,
Mo Bator Homecly inn be had for Coughs
1 Gelds , or any trouble of the Throat , tban
IllOWN'u lillONCHIAL TllOCUKM , " I'll CO 25
, SOU ) O.NLT
AN III1UO COUl'LB.
A llontatiuo of tlio lUlncn nnd n
Itrldnl Tour.
Chicago llernld.
Among the arrivals nt the Northwestern -
orn depot yesterday were n atranao look
ing coupletho man wearing n buffalo akin
coal , and the woman a long sack made of
the eamo material , dree * trimmed with It
and ahoca lined with it. Hu waa perhaps
forty years of age , but she did not appear
to bo moro than twenty-five. After
looking around awhile ho confided in n
porter and naked to bo shown to n decent
hotel where ho could atay a few days.
"Tho fact is , " ho observed , "wo nro
on our wcddtdg tour , and while I'm not a
bonanza man , exactly , I'vo got enough to
BOO thla town with , and I'm going to do
it.
After the porter named over halt n
dozen hotels and made hlrneelf otherwise
agreeable , the traveler Insisted on intro
ducing him to his wlfo. When the porter
was presented to Mrs. John Follows the
proud husband said :
"There now , Jennie , I told you I'd
introduce you In society , but this la only
a beginning. "
The porter showed signs of wanting to
got away , but Mr. Foliotro clung to him.
"You don't know how wo came to bo
married , do you ? No , I'll bet you don't.
Well , now , I'll ' you. Wo'ro from Eagle
City , Idaho ; right from the mines , you
might nay. I've boon thcro n year , but
Mra. Follows here , came only ubout six
months ago. I remember uilghty well
the day she hoofed It in , don't I , Jennie ?
Well , I should emllo. Thcro was a
gang of them , and when they cnmo over
the mountains tLo snow was moro'n neck
deep and it waa cold enough to put frost
on the windows of tophot. Well , as 1
waa saying , thcro were lots of young fol
lows coming in who didn't have no buai-
neas in that hard country , and ono of
thorn in thla batch ! felt kinder sorry for.
Ho waa a alight little chap not moro'n up
to my shoulders , nnd there was n kind of
a good look about hla oyca nnd mouth
aomohovf. So when I saw that ho didn't
have no grub and no dust and not much
muaclo nnd no liquor , I took mercy on
him and told him if he'd bo my partner
wo'd go It together , and I would see that
ho got feed enough. Well , air , ho awnl-
lowed that bait hook , line nnd nil , nnd
nro worked together for three or four
months. ' I'vo soon richer claims than
mine , but it yields enough to keep mo
From grumbling , and that's moro'n moat
Df thorn do. Well , as I waa saying , my
partner made himself useful In a good
nany ways , Ho waa n mighty good
: ook the best cook I over Haw , and ho
vaan't no alouch either with a pick and
ihovol. Ono day this fall ho got kinder
ick and I took care of him , nnd finally ,
vhen ho got worse I thought I'd juat go
o the camp and got a doctor. Ho didn't
rnnt no doctor , but I got ono. When
ho doctor came in I hung around awhile
, nd then I wont out on nn errand. Aa i
ntorcd the cabin again the boy waa cry-
ug nnd the doctor taken mo oil ono side
nd , aaya ho :
"Your pard la a woman. "
"Git out , " saya I.
"It'Bnfacr"sayaho. "Sho just told
10 SO. "
"Well , that brokomo up worse than a
pnnmlto explosion. I waa ashamed , and
said : 'Tako OPJ away , doc ; aho'a your'n'
ut he says : 'No , sir ; aho'a aick , nnd you
mat take care of hor. "
"Then I thought it nil over and I mode
p my mind that I would. The doc nnd
nursed her for four weeks , and -when
ho got ao she could sit up mind you ,
'd never said n word to her yet I saya.
jlomn like , 'What's your name , ploaao ? "
ad olio looked on the floor nnd says :
Fonnlo. " "Good enough , soya I. 'Jon-
lo , will you bo my wlfo ? " nnd aho aaya ,
fou bot. That settled it. Wo had the
irson como up next day nnd wo made up
ila here outfit for a wedding tour , nnd
int'a ' what wo'ro doing now. "
LIST OF JjETIEUS
omnimng m too poatolftco nt Omaha Satur
ly , December 0,1881 :
GH.NTLKMKN'ri LIST ,
bbott 01' Alexander J
uteitn J Allen V H
rnison A Aberle II
braham G C Anderson M
roderson J Blackatono W
jagor W lilooko W
roderson J . Ilneter J
ruinrorJ BurchainL
ircliort II Bernhardt T
irry 11 Uarker J
nlor W ISradloy & Mudcolf
uika W A Jiottingcr H
> wen II W liurygard Dr
unian II Baxter I
iladeli. ) Crago J
iriiro W K Clark W
) lidgo W K Coles N 15
,11 , IT Curlcyl1 * H
irr , r Ohamery J
, rterir Conch Uron
iok C V Carroll C W
uitpg Y Donahoo & 1
ako N H Dyhorjf J
ivies ,1 Doxv II u
ivlno O Davis 1' i !
iwardFH JMwards S N
ig Vatotyla
i H li Fisher J
rinkolutelu J
Ihergo G A J'P
.illsJ . Clover PI 'Pn
roanno GHlfon ! T
ant K ( lorrtty J u
Hick J Cillens Mr n
oeu 0 W si
IlortonWJ
igerWW ItaluunT
iemanW JtullJ H
i aI 1 Tart well H
iKhea H I ( art M
ilin Mr I lower M C
irryman C V Hava K
tlbort J lloltman A
iw 0 A HenshawG IJ
incclT Hector T
ilLiu t & Miller llarrlgan J
Ipobnmil U 11 llayden H B
nvwll 21 F Henon J li
HulltonTII
nen W D JacobHon ( !
hnsou ,1 Jouoa J It
sef C U Jont-d T
1)108 K Jorgeueeu J
cknon F
; att F Kulm D
nJall 1) Kiunoman 1)
ilton J I < Konstraiti N A
mil J l.apnge W
mou W l Iich T
rkoT LiindtiiburRen fi Blitz
nchJ Lvnou H
berg H l.uwia 11
titf C Larson A
ndovlstiT Linblatl 1 *
jsonJ K /
Marble W
: Cr iRF Motz F A
Utie fc Co Mix H
> ort ) G 8 Mason 0 1 !
uigold A 8 Mackgown
: Cluskoy Meyer J
eyt-r J McMuhon M
aver G
elson O KieluouS ] , '
mu J W
sun H OrelnblnoG
ion H Ol unload M
da KV O'FIynu M
Toolu M 1'auUon J N
arson J T 1'inyonloorf J
ttr A 1'heuoy W A
d W Jtecd J H
iBilg II Heady A J
Hey K Itowu 0
.miwlty . 0 Kofii\iit .TV
lull ItoRewNT
unford II B&rason J A
veitor J Hbrlvor J
.linker U Belimelding F
JOB G Kvandah J
Ithouse K 1) Bluimom O B
Ij'ley O K uderu W H :
McUormlck MiaaK W Monroe Al
Morton Mrs ( I Maplctnn S
Marcns Mra J Marah Mri L
Montague Mies B Millinm Mis.i M !
Miller C
Older Mra M S O'llnlr Mies A
Patterson MleB J M I'july Misj M
I'inkham Mra K 11
ljuinn MifslO
llathMla l' BarchMraM
3t John Mra S S Sheldon Mrs F T
3cot Mrs M . Shormau Mra K
Shaw Ail B A Sandera Mra Ij N
Snow Mrs G A Schulty A
Sclmell K Sheldon Mrs N
Fully M Tracy Mrs A
L'hornton MJaj A Taylor Mra li A
faggarl Mra Ij
Sremon Mrs W 1" Vnnorman M C
Vance Miss J , Aron Ornian Mrs 0 N
MiitMralM Wlldman M
IVashingtou I Waldrcn li
KOUniH CI-A83 MATTKIU
Miss J Nilea A U Hillman
C. K. COUTAKT , 1'oslmaster.
"Frozen Facts" ia'a purely American
ixprcaslon , and one , too , of recent
irigin. It has the merit ot attracting at-
pntlon , and also seems to boar couvic-
ion of truthfulnoaa ou ita face , Wo
aako room In our iesuo of to-day , for a
act of this character. A correspondent ,
lonry Whiting , Esq , of Boston , Mass. ,
ays : "Dr. II. V. Piorco'a Golden 'Medi
al Discovery' haa cured my son of a
avor-aoro of two years' standing. Ploaao
ccept our gratitude. " Wo bellovo it to
> o a fact , whether "frozen" or otherwise ,
hat America needs moro men like Mr.
Vhiting ; men who act , men who inveati-
ate trutho , and seize opportunities.
A rainbow about twonty-fivo minutes
Fter aunoot wna recently witucaaod in
roland. It waa evidently caused by the
ght reflected upod the cloiido from the
lowing western sky.
Captain Mitchell , of the bark Antoine
nla , Now York and Havana trade , came
omo in May , entirely hopeless with
loumatiam. Ho wont to the mountains ,
at receiving no benefit , at his wife's re-
neat began to take Hood's Sarsapnrilla.
[ o immediately began to improve ; in
vo months his rheumatism waa all gone ,
id ho sailed in command cf hia veaael a
oil man. Hood's Saraaparilla will help
) U. Sold by all drug iata , C
A Philadelphia fruit-vendor nays onlona
'o becoming popular among his patrons.
> la not an uncommon thing to see a Phila-
jlphian going down the street munchini ;
i onion.
Angostura Bitters , the world renowned
ipollzor and iuvigorator. Uaed now over
.0 whole civilized world. Try it , but beware
imitations. Ask your grocer or druggist fore
o genuine article , manufactured by Dr. J ,
B. Siogert & Soua
Some of the wealthy Romans had aa
any na 10,000 slaves. The minimum
ice fixed by law waa § 80 , but after
pat victories they could sometimes bo
> ught for a few shillings apiece on the
ila of battle.
STOP THAT COUGH
7 uslnp Dr. Frazier's Throat nnd Lung Bai
rn the only sura euro for Coughs , Coldfl , Le |
oarsoneas and Soto Throat , and all diseases An
the throat and lunga. Do not neglect n Kb
ugh. It may prove fatal. Scores and ma
indrodaof grateful people ewe their lives to COB rj
r. Frazier't Throat nnd Lunc Balsam , and tloi
> family will ever ba without It after nucu
ing it , and discovering its marvelous power ,
ix put up in largo family bottloa and Bold ext
r tbo small price of 75 cents per bottle. Sold of HCJ ]
Kubn & C . and 0. F. Goodman , line
llobuiv Chronicle. Th <
son
The railroad up Vesuvius has rtlrondy pro
id for Itsolf. Trains run both day nnd call
aim
ght and are well patronized by both Om
lives and visitors. All go to the top Offl .
iw , while in the old timus climbing was .11
hard that very few undertook it. defi
Horoefui'd'H Aulil I'liospliato.
roil WAKCFULSKSH.
Dr. WM P. OLOTIIIBK , Buffalo , N. Y.
pa : " 1 prescribed it for a Catholic
icst , who was a hard student , for wake-
Ineaa , nxtromo iiorvouanoss , otc. Ho
porta great benefit " _
The holiday market is stocked with a Ci
ivelty in the way of a low-priced elec- PiK
! o lamp to bo worn as a scarf pin. The K ,
rap is connected by a wlro to a small
icket battery. A simple contrivance
rves to tutu on the eloctrto current and Bi
educe a light of ono cundlo power. AJB
B <
The elaborate icin { > that imitates frost 3c
d ice on Christmas cards is done by
ttorlng particles of ground glass over
mmod cards , The tiny tt > ms pona-
tto the lunis ; of the poor girls employed
the manufacture , and either kill them
render them soon helpless invilade ,
CARD. To all who .r i fulac from trroa
id IndlMMtloni of youth ne > oui weaVww , sari )
icay , IOMO ! manhood , eta. , I U1 ead .a . MdM
iat U1 cure yon , F11KE OK CIJARQB. TbU mril
raodr was d'aoorered by a tnliilonery lo Bout )
m > it'a. Bend Mil-adJri-iol rnrtloy * ta R r. te S !
LTU T. lanm. SlUUa D. K * Yub.
lllc
A Scottish physician declares that of
. the strange journey iuga of needles in
o Hush which have como under hia ob- ma1 I
ryation , the strangect occurred hi s lady 1S7 (
tiotit who a year ago broke n needle In luv ten
o first joint of her loft thumb and a and
tr days ago removed it from her first II *
refiogor. lni anil |
titu
HKIN 1J1HKASK3 OUHKI ) . ual
Dr , Fruzler's Jilaido Ointment. Cures as ma
by innp/lci 1'lmplen , Black Heuda or Grubs ,
otcltM and KaTiptlous on the face , leaving
9 skin clear and beautiful. Also cures Itch ,
It Uhouiii , Sore Nfpnles , Sore Lip * and old ,
nil n ate I71c ni Bold by druggists , or bee
died on receipt price. 10 cents , Bold by ita
iha & Co. and 0 , V , Goodman.
(117 ( St. CIlnrle-M S . , S < . fotil , Mo.
i rdnlnr gi i1oi"o * f ( l - 11 1 , zftn-i & lottftffi
inciexl In I'f * ifK .f * t * t\Ai in < fi i * Mtrois , 81 *
. . ! RLAf > n T > r.t .M i h D in j i hj i Uo lo L , Ixr.it
M eUf t ! ' -I'1 * * " " * ' * ' 'l * > i * * o *
Nervous Pio&lratlon. Oe'jlilty iVcntal < n < !
Physical Wiaxnrsi . Me a > uUI and ether Afire *
lions of Throat. Skin or ( ioncf. . Blood Poisoning ,
did Sores and UlcersVM , - > uDitrneu4
li * ? * * , tn IHP * i n n'li a f r.ti 4 H fMmttlf
Diseases Arising ( rum Indiscretion ,
f.tposu c or Indulgence. - M < ro.inMj
foitfwlnx 'ifct' ntr > t ) [ n < , j , 1 1 MT , Jl ti of ulctil
% oj Jrferthr ntr-moM flmpoioj Mi i-v- , jt , , * ) * ltrc j ,
m rilon to th Kifktv # ri fmtf , eotifw Us 01 IJpus , tto ,
rendering Mftrrid7 "imprcp r or ununnpy r
f rrnifilKfltlrcur il 1 ir hif * n | mtfU the ftbntf , MM
1Mnul ( . | , ff ( ft kitTftiMr * * C m oUalton t f
Oesftf by uialtfric amllntlt J Wtlto fnt JCiUoD * .
A PositivoVifritren Guarantee
flt.llQ .11 ttt l lcc < ll UrJlclnei rolrTtrjhtr < ) .
I'amphlets , Sr.pllah or Ocrrnun , 04 paces
loriblnc above dlaeatea Ininnloor fcm'
, QnerUlM. titnitrttfrl tr etnthantlclltbladltv ;
t , roonfTer ) OI K I nmn \ r com' , 2 fl TbJi b oi
ttnt&iFs U the turlo&i , itoubifoi or la-icIiltltQ ui u
know. A Ix-eX afir'-nt | at re t to VI , UetMK. & % utv
* *
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luto'b ' I VCfmnl KIDNEYS ,
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t > r
licpsl.i , , nu -MMjelltc , in-
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mul'llr ! 'hiKntisolutcly
unrcil. Bonca , muscles nnil
nci-vrs i ocalvo lii-w lorcp.
liHUciis tlio mind mill
PjipciillKi-tn tliclraitx will
nd la DR. E ! ' OJ rEK'S IH Of T TONIO n rnta nnd
pncdy euro. iMrcs.itlunr , healthy complexion.
Frequent titicnipts nt i-v ovfrii ) , K only nhi
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d old. It oontnlna 12S prescriptions lor all aoot
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Lddrcsa the I'cabody Medical InkJtute , or Dr. Vf
Parker , No. 4 UulOnch Street , Boston , Maaa. , whiO
y be consulted on all diseases requiring skill and
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tied the skill ol all other phya-IIPB I clam ,
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MEDICAL AND SURQIOAL
DISPENSARY
CROUNSE'S BLOCK ,
10th and Capitol Avenue , treats all cases Clip-
pled or Deformed , alsodleeasea of tk
orvous System ,
Blood , and
"Urinary Organs
II cases of Curvature of the Spine , Crooked Feet
9 and Arms , Diseases of the Hip , Knee , and
; lo Jolnta. Also Chronic affections ofthe Liver
u mat Ism , PnralyalB , Piles , Ulcers , Catarrh , Acth
> nd Bionchltls are all treated by new and sna-
ful methods. All diseases of tno Blood and Urln-
Organs , Including thcwo resulting from Inc lecro-
, or exposure , are eafel ) and successfully treated
B cure guwantood. Young men , middle aged ,
old men suffering from Weakness and Nervous
lustlon , producing indigestion , Palpitation of the
rt , Despondency Dlszlness , ton of Memory .Lack
nergy ami Ambition , uan bo restored to health
vigor , If case la not too long neglected.
Surgeon In charge la a graduate ol Jeffor-
UoJlcal College 1866) ) and haa studied his
csa'.on In London , Paris and Berlin. H afillctcd ,
> r write full description ol your case , and ruedl-
may be sent you. Consultation free. Ad drea
ha Dispensary , Crounse'i Block , Omaha , Neb.
o hours 10-12 a. m. , 1-8 and 7-8 p , m Enndayt.
a m
LSond for treatise efther on male disease or
rmltles
K BOTTUE& .
[ nugor , linvnrin
liubaoher , . . . . . . . Bavana
sner - - . Bohemian.
iser Brnmea
DOMESTIC.
dweiaor St , Ionia.
hausor. . . . .St. Louis.
st's. . . . , _ _ _ _ . . . . . . . Milwaukcf.
Milwaukee ,
Omaha
Ue , Porter , Domestic and Rhiue
ine. PD. MAURER ,
1213 Farnam St.
Inflammatorv Rheumatism ,
> as attacked hat wlndr with Inflammatory rhen-
sm of Ku-rptjpe-my lint MJiloua illue.i since
i 1 had > arlous kinds uf treatment with onlv
wrary relltf . Alter nexcn teks I uas rcdiirvd
eight S5 pounds , had no ttrenjtth nor anrctlto
uaa Krowlnif wU'r e > iry day In this condition
: anS lltiibHcillc | , and lu three da > s Uvan to
a\a , and In three week * 1 ua free fromdl9ca e
up attendlnir to my n ular huslnei , Jlj ai.iic.
returned and 1 rapidly plnej my flesh I fiiv
ml thu Ion ; : to be certain that my cure van tier.
cut. U 1Uooui EAK , f ttwnoy at Law ,
Bruiuwlck , U . , June 2S , ISit
A GOD SEND !
iave had rheumalUm for forty years , and hate
re In ed III , a few l ttlt , of sf ii 8. 1 couji Je ?
3odud to the attltcted ,
i. U. VfAUM , Thorny Oa. , Auji 10 , M.
A
The remarkable growth of Omahn
during the lasffojr yoara Is a matter ol
gror.t astonlahmout to thoao who pay an
occasional visit to thla growing city. The
development of the Stoo1- Yards the
necessity of the Bolt Lln0 Bead the
finely paved atroota the hundroda of aoir
roaldoncoo and costly bnelnoBs blocks ,
with the population of our city moro than
doubled In the last five years. All thl
is a great onrpriso to visitors nnd Is thp
admiration of onr citizens. Thla rapid
growth , the bualnoaa activity , and the
many substantial Improvements madn a
lively demand for Omaha real oatato , and
every Investor haa made a handsome
profit.
Slnco the Wall Street pn'nlo last May ,
with the onbaoquont cry of hard times ,
there haa boon loaa demand from specula
tors , but a fair demand from Investors
oooklng homoa. This latter class are
taking advantage of low prices In building -
ing material and are aocuring their homoa
at much loaa coat than will bo possible
year hence. Speculators , too can buy
real osta' 3 cheaper now and ought to take
edvant o of present prlcoa for fntnro
profit ? .
Iho next few years promlaoa groatci
divolopmehta In Omaha than the past
ti v years , which have boon na good aa
wo could reasonably desire. Now man
ufacturing establishments nnd largo job
bing houaoa are added almost weekly , and
all add to the prosperity of Omaha.
Thcro are many In Omaha and througn-
but the State , who have their money In
the banka drawing a nominal rate of 1
torcBt , which , If judicloualy Invested In
Omaha real estate , would bring thorn
much greater returns. We have many
bargains which wo are confident trill
bring the purchaser largo profita In the
near future.
We have for sale the finest resi-
3ence property in the north and
western parts of the city.
North we have fine lots at reason-
ible prices on Sherman avenue , 17th ,
18th , lath and 20th streets.
West on Farnanj. Davenport ,
burning , and all the leading streets
n that direction.
The grading of Farnam , Califor-
] ia and Davenport streets has made
iccessihle some of the finest and
iheapest residence property in the
iity , and with the building of the *
treet car line out Farnam , the pro-
> erty in the western part of the city
vill increase in value.
We also have the agency for the
Syndicate and Stock Yards proper-
y in the south part of the city. The
evelopments made in this section
> y the Stock Yards Company and
ho railroads will certainly double
lie price m a short time ,
We also have some fine business
) ts and some elegant inside resi-
aucep for sale ,
Parties wishing to invest will find
ame good bargains by calling on u
! 1S South Hth St ,
Bet ireen Farnham and Douglas.
P. S. We ask those who have
roperty for sale nt a bargain to give
> a callWe want only bargains
To will positively not handle pcop-
tv nt more than its renl value.