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Swnct HAlKt1i ) llnll.4 ,
'T aa Sunday mnrn , just lx o'cloik ,
Tlio Llrtls fftng imt their luy ,
All nature ( ccmod'to be nnmiod
To greet th romliiR d y :
Tlm chnntlclocr prolalini tlio morn ,
II in note * tlio clear tlr owolli ,
1I fcuns to utop nnd ll t \vnon
Ho
Tlio maiden cooVa tbo mornlnR meat ,
SotB on tlm coileo pot ,
The broiling ntsak iloco nwcctly iAt.z ,
Tha rollH nro light nnd hot ;
Tlm folk * , nwAlt tlio hrcakfAit dlrh ,
Tlio cooking wc tlyRtnolli ,
Hut nil kneel down In nil : nt prayer
When they hear th' chiminR belln.
A man lion on a downy couch ,
He got In at lulf paU four ,
I lo drunk tro much the pret lom night ,
Ilia head feels nwnllod and ar.ro ;
Ho tossen on his llttla cot ,
And thinki ho hours death's knolls ,
And n.i ho rolls ho murmur * out ,
1 Oh , - these chlmlnfj bolUI"
[ Kvaniivlllo Argun ,
BREAKING HIM IN.
Mr. Euscblus Podgott dotormlnod to
got married.
lie had arrived at such a do termination
porhnpa a dozen tlnios nlroady in the
courao of his llfo , but now there were
weightier reasons than over why ho
should delay no longer.
The first of thcso reason ) was that ho
had reached an ago when any farther de
lay appeared dangerous.
The sooond was that ho discovered al
most all of his bachulor friends were olth
or exchanging alnglo blossodnosa for th
charms of Hymen or dying off.
And the third reason consisted in tli
fact that the Widow Ponryn , whoa
"dear departed" had loft her a liandsom
estate , was coming to Kyovillo to rcnido
having finished her period of moarnlng
Mr. Podgott was oomowhatmerconar ] ,
in his viotrfl , nnd the knowledge that th
widow , who was neither fair nor fa
though probably 40 , was posaosaod of
goodly share of this world's chattels
wont a great way in his estimation to wan
making up for the leek of personal at
tractions.
To toll the unvarnished truth , ho ira
about the stingiest epccimen of the c
homo of which the villiago of Ityovllo
whoso citizens was not generally fame
for their liberality , could boast ; and
already hia fingora itchud to obtain con
trol of th * fine property , which ho feared
irould bo recklessly squandered.
The widow , on her part , mot his ad
ranco in a spirit ho thought eminently
iropor , and soon gave him to understand
hat his visits were welcome ; and when
to asked the momentous question , very
[ ulckly rejoiced his expectant heart by a
ow and gentle "Yes. "
By mutual consent an early marriagowaa
greed upon , and it was not long before
ho Dolomn words were spokou which , ho
altered himself , gave him at once
ving wife and considerable money.
Ho waited until the fourth morning
f tor the ceremony , however , before ho
reached the momentary subject , and
ion , after giving her all manner of hints
) which aho was apparently blind , ho
lonrnd his throat and said :
"My dear , is not the management of
> much property a great burden to
ou ? "
"Well , yes , love , it has boon rather a
urdon , " replied his wife , smilingly ; "but
do not expect to bo troubled with such
ires a great while longer. "
" .No ! " ho eagerly exclaimed. "Of
) urso , yon may safely intrust all finan-
al matters to the care of your liua-
and. "
A peculiar expression flitted over the
ice of his wife as aho quietly rejoined :
Certainly. "
"Any time , " ho wont on to say , "that
moots your convenience ) , I should bo
uppy to assume the control of your os-
ite. I doubt not , my dear , that you
ould lind in mo a faithful steward. "
"Thank you , " was her reply , "but I [
iar it is a little too early to trouble you
aw by and by wo will como to an un-
orstandlnK. "
And feeling that the subject was dis-
lesod for the present , ho gracefully re-
red from the field , though Inwardly
iming at the delay.
About a week later ho chanced to re-
irn from his daily business pursuits
irlicr than usual , and hearing voices in
truest conversation , in the library ,
lusod a moment to listen.
"And didn't your husband leave you a
nit of his inonoyl" said a voice he
tcognizod as that of 'Squire lilaokatono ,
10 village lawyer.
"No. As 1 told you , when I got
tarried ngaln it all reverted to his first
ifo's children , " replied a voicu which
mndcd marvelously like Mrs. Podgott's.
"Tho mischief 1" cried Mr. Podgott , as ,
jlllng oyor with vrrath , ho rushed into
10 room , excitedly.
His wife looked up scronojy.
"But what do I care for thoeo few
iltry dollars , " said she , "now that I
ivo the love of a true heart ? And Mr.
odgetl is wealthy enough to support mo
iinfortobly. Aren't you , my doarl"
"Is it true that you have lost nil your
roporty by marriage ? " ho crlod , not
signing to notice her question.
"Yes , love ; bat 1 did not suppose that
ould make any difference to you , " she
ipllod.
"By Jupiter , madam , yon may think as
) u choose , but I am not going to put up
ith all this ! " yelled Mr. Kusoblus Pod-
itt , livid with passion.
"Not going to put up with what , dear-
it ? " inquired the still smiling wifo.
"With your inveigling mo into such a
pl Yes , you may sulckor and smirk ,
ut it won't bo of any use , I promise you ,
ou deceived mo ! "
"I didn't ' ! "
"You did 1"
"You toll a faltohood , Mr. Podgott ! "
"Well , any way , I was deceived ,
'eoplo ' said you owned a handsome prop-
rty. "
"I did , until I married yon. I gave it
p for your sake. "
"My sake bo blessed ! " said Mr.
'odgott ' , remembering that ho belonged
3 Elder Poundext's church. "Why , In
lie name of patience , didn't you toll tno
ow it was ? Then I shouldn't have mar
led you. "
The aleoping tlpross was arousod.
"Do you moan , " cried Mrs. Podgott ,
'ith blazing eye , "That you only marled -
led mo for my money 1"
"Well , " replied Mr. Podgott , "What
lie could I have married yon for }
'ou'ro as homely as n "
Bat just then something struck hit
cad with a dull thud , ana several mil-
ons of stars corusoatou before his as
inlahed vision. Then ho thought ho
ould lie down , Hit next experience
mdo him think that there had been an
iruption nf Indians in lljovlllo , and
bat ono tf the savages was attempting
3 remove his tcilp , ono lock at a time ,
nd without the aid of a knife. After
tiat he n m > mberod nothing dl.Unotlvoly.
When uu ciine to , He found ) Imsolf ou
the sola , while his wife sat reading by
the window.
"MadAn"m > id ho , "Icnye my house. "
"I won't , " said madam ,
Then I'll sell out and go whore you
can never find me. "
She dropped her back nnd came slowly
to his sk'r.
"Eu.oSim Podaf.tt , " she Ead ! solemn
ly , "wo mint understand each other.
You have taken mo for bolter or for
worse ! Now ntmnor mo once and
for all , -which ahull it bo better or
worse ? "
Mr. Podgott tf.ivo ono glance at the
filming eyes looking down upon him
put his hhiid to his aching head and
then his colors were nlrnck.
"It shall bo for better , " ho groauod.
It happily proved so. The first storm
having been ffectual In clearing the do
mestic atmosphere , no other infelicities
of any moment over dlstntbed the
homo of Mr. Podgott. And to-day ho
docs not hosltato to claim that Mrs.
Podgott is the smartest , most amiable
and best wife in Uyovlllo ; while she ad
mits , that as n husband , ho is nearly
faultless. . . . .
"Bat , " she says , "I was obliged to
use all my power of eloquence at
first after that we had no furtnor trou
bio. "
m
How to Get nn Olllco.
"O Grover give mo an office !
I've aid it and I've meant It , "
"Why sir If you want an olllce
Why don't you go and rent it ? '
iouiavlllo Courier Journal.
"TIsNcw. "
Tin now that Winler'H grizzly face
Krnwnion the coatlesa youth ;
'Tin now the cold conien on apace ,
Itctnindliig of the truth ,
Tin now the thoughts of Hummora sinilo
1'ais through hi puzzled brain ;
'Xi now the thoughts of Coney lalo
lie longeth for again.
The Wintry blanta in accents shrill
Hours out n wild halloo ,
'TIs now he foeU the frost-kmg s chill ;
But what Is ho to do ?
Ilia "uncle" dear , with looks aovore ,
Wont lot hia old coat out ,
Unless ho says. 'You bring the 'quonr'
To haul it down the 'spout. ' "
nONKY FOH"HE
I wouldn't wear a jersey
To show my liguro thin
And let men see that moat of mo
Wai horrid bone * nd skin.
I wouldn't wear a cortet
To ciucuzo | my lungs and walatj
Oh ! I would bo from all things free
Only by nature graced.
* #
A Gotham young lady recently paid S500
for a pair of ehocs. They were inado of white
B.ttlu embroidered with pearls.
A terra cotta polio bonnet ia lined with old
gold Halln. Waves of creamy lace and biids
of irriduecout plumage form the trimming ,
A beautiful Brooklyn sirl always takes a
walk across the bridge and back every Sunday
morning in order to got up on appctito for
breakfast ,
English brides wear pointed Chinese shoes
if while satin , with the Insteps covered with a
3nn rich embroidery In raised chenille work
lutlinod witli pearls ,
The Japanese girl , when eho goes into com-
-.any , paints her face white , her lips and the
lornors of her eyes rod , with two sluto-col-
irod spots on her forehead. >
A San Francisco woman has just discovered
hat the native Chinaman's shoo in juat the
hing to spank the children with , This is ono
lolnt In favor of Ah Sin.
Large and email hair pins are used a great
leal. Silver and gold are no longer the moat
nshionoblo 'varieties. ' Light colored shell
to bo profcried to both ,
Tha fashion of cutting dcini-toilet dresses
iqnaro or V-shapo In the neck Booms to be
aero than ever the vogue , and now comes the
umor that the bonnet fitrlcga are to bo ro-
novcd.
Charming gowns for brldoi have trained
kiits trimmed with flounces of white cm-
iiolderod silk , Intermingled with rose and
hell plaitings of white brocade , edged with
oal Valenciennes lace ,
The hair arranged hieh on the crown of the
load Is a moat becoming coiffure to many
adiea. The style Is more stalely and renlly
legant and picturesque than when the hair is
oiled low in the napa of the neck ,
"How do you braid your hair so nicely ? "
ucrled a gentleman who was visiting a lady
riond , "Oh , " broke In her enfanto terrible
iiter , "eho takes it ofl and ties the knot to tha '
as cf nnilolic-r.aud fusaus over two hours every
norniug. "
'A judicious wife , " lays John llusliln , "is
hvays nipping oil from her husband's moral
iaturo little twig * that are growing in wrong
IroctiotiH. She Keeps him in shape by con-
Inual pruning. ' '
They were young and extremely verdantbut
hey were on their brldul trip , and for the first
line in thulr lives were taking n homo car
idr. When thu conductor naid , "Your faro ,
Hiss , " uhu sweetly replied , "i know it , but I'm
larriod now. "
Flowers are not very much worn In millin-
ry They ere very handsome , however , and
uito expensive. The newest are made of
lixturud of brilliant colored Hntlns , ilch toned
ulvet , and gold thread aud tissuo. The
jliugo Is of plush , and the btenu of fillgroe
old.
old.Tho
The muahrooui tints are very noticeable in
, 'lntur millluury , and thcso varying as they
0 from the pulo ecru to o > tawny brown ,
Ivo uluuloj siiiiiciunt coiubmud with any one
f tha bright tints in red , blue or green , to
ult every complexion with this really favorite
olor ,
A lovely Itttlo npron of pale blue surah
lie ws tlio skirt of thu apron and the bib m ono
ioco. Jt is plaited ut the waist to fit the
guro , whllo thu right side of the skirt Is
raped witth a long Hat bow , _ The entire
prim in edged with rich embroidery , and ia
rimmed with bows of blue ribbon.
It is now fashionable to have tea napkins of
ink or blue linen , ombroiderud In whito.
'ublo damask is very expensive In those col'
rs , aud as pretty ones may bo made out of
n old summer dress. Uull it also a fashion-
bio color for ttiwo dollies , They are made
nmd as well as square.
A novelty for the nock Is made of China
rniio , a double rolling collar attached to a
and , two white piece * of tliooropoarothlrred
nd fastened to lie band under the points of
lie collar iu front , theno carried down to the .
raist line and carelessly knotted , the trimmed
lids hanging beiow ,
Chinese ladles wear robes of silk of any or
very color-their frightful little foot pro.
rude from the legs of u straight pair of satin
lantaloons much like the Kuropcan garment
> i form. The custom of martyrhlng the feet
Iwaya siTocta the legs , which invariably be-
omethlu , atrophied , or dofonued.
A strange fancy , but onn that surprises
roui Iti beauty , Is an opening capote , the suit
rown ol creamy cashmere embroidered Iu '
lutural colors , roeobuds and foliage ; this ha *
1 velvet putf over the tiny front , which , in
urn , has a draping of creamy yak lace shad.
UP some half opened buds , and mottled pink
, nd cream tips curling over the crown ,
INono of the nowly-uiido fur shoulder cspes
ippcar with raised shoulders ; not the slightest
mir or elevation is perceptible ; but since ma.
iy persons are In po * ctiou of costly capes
> uicho itd lust year , all of which present the
undtnmed feature , raised thoulder * will not
13 considered old style lor the present. The
hapo of tlm wrnp In oth r respects Is uual-
crod ; if any change , they aio u tr.llo longer.
A Hrooklyn gul IIM juet 'mado a beautiful
venlngdretH out of tuiold pair of silk brocade
nrlains , The brocade was danpeued and
irt'iioJ out on the wrong'sld * . The dress is
ut un priucusse nnd made with short , round
ruin , The illkon cortU and tassels knotted
bnut the waist aud falllog at ons side are
> oth faihlouablo and beoomlng , Hot t Oriental
100 ornaments adorn the neck and sleeves ,
It is an excellent plan to line cloth jacket *
rlth the satin maevcllUux which now coun a
or the purpose , or with tlio cheaper grades of
American surah silk , which invariably wear *
veil. Tbii done , they illp on easily ever all
natcrlaU alike. The itiuggle to get Into apiece
c'o'c.fitllng jacket , when nottiN lined , U fro-
( | uonlly prolraclwl , and genprally eid ? In n
ffelibg of discati.foit when finally the garment
Unn.
Unn.A
A lovely evening t'lllot fcr R young lady i
mwlc of wlnlo satin foulard , liMoaded wllh
pink blouomn. Tin dre x it cut In plain
princcM slylo , open at Un back The lower
portion of the skirt in front i limn slached at
r-qusl dlstancus and heavily lined. The skirt
tlicn forms regular panel * , with ono dlrostly
In front , Detwetn each pMicl i * then pet a
fan-plaiting of pile pink B.Uiu , matched to the
> hada of the blomom ? of tbo brocade. There
i n full draping of tno foulard In thn back ,
and the bodice portion is cut with a V front.
An ApolDKJ' .
Your coming in lait night , my ! ' e ,
Was toniuthlng Buddon. I wan helping Isell
To tie the ribbon of her rigolcltc ;
She put the crlnuon'of lior "uiouth tip well ,
I in flesh and blood and then you , singing
en mo
Into the room , and loieod your head for
shame.
I've had my laugh , and you ycur pout , Mid
now
( You'll spoil that rosebud if-you twist [ It so ) ,
Glvo ma both hands , that T may say. "God
lilCBfl ,
The Good Quean Bens , " and kiss you , ere I
The goou Queen Bess , whoso bout and mind
and faca
Tench mo to love all women a a race !
So when I kUiod your pretty cousin Nell ,
I honored ono wliu taught me to admire
Fair women in their twenties dent you
ceo ?
Hut then , dear 13ess 01 I was standing by
her
Her lips ( juito close now thu iu entri nous
Upon my soul , I inado bohovo 'twas you !
imors.
Last evening you were drinking deep ,
So now your head aches. Go to sleep ;
Takeeomo boiled cabbage when you wake ,
And tliete'a an end to you : headache ,
A dry sot-two "Sot 'em up pgaln. "
Kcd is a fast color when it Is used in pain' '
Ing towns ,
Diamonds are like dissipated men , for [ the
scin-til-Ialo at night.
A car-pet the traveling miss. A car-po
beater Ihu drawing-room porter.
"I'3ri , but they hoar not" corn stalks ,
"Kycs , but they euo not" potatoes.
It takes two to make a bargainthe ma _
who aella the drink and the man who buys it.
A rural obituary rotates that "tho dcce.im
had accumulated a little money aud ton cliil
drcn. "
The catalogue of crime is on the Increase ,
A man In Kentucky haa been charged with
electricity ,
A Now Hampshire boy recently fell into n
kettle of soup. Ifo wai "a broth of a bo
when they fished him out.
A Wahpoton man is training on Indian
luartello , two squaws nnd tuo bucks , to great
: tliiloncy ou roller skates , wi h a view to a
Lour of the states ,
An American who went Into business in
L'arii aud commenced to paint his advertise-
noiits on fences wei fined MO for "annoying
.ho vision of the public "
"How do you lilcomylast story ? " "Well
mough. " "I wrote it out of my head. " "lain
lot at all surprised. I thought you must have
) oen so when I road It. "
A Chicago traveling man used a preparation
or softening hia cheeks , and started out ou a
rip. On his return he wont to a shoemaker
0 half solo his face with tha kind of leather
hey make heels out of.
There are living in Now England more than
hirty persons upward of ono hundred yeara
f ego. Tills pees to show that the mince pie
eivcd down east is not no deadly ua that
ound lu Oinuha restaurants ,
A louthorn waiter told a Boston man at a
lolel that In eastern Texas a white man had
iinrrled a negro woman. "Win he not do-
idod ? " asked Iho Bastonian. "He wai , sab.
) oy riiled him out ot ) town on n rail. "
*
The Brooklyn police have just captured a
Icaperato cracksman ; armed to the teeth and
quipped with a complete outfit of burglars
ools. Ho was hounded down and overpow-
red whila lying drunk and asleep on tno side-
talk ,
"Iced goat" is the name given by the bar1
eepera in Now York to their latest coucoc-
ion , It ia composed of goat's milk , gin aud
: mon peel , with a due addition of sugar and
: o. It Is said that the "dudes" bloat for the
ew beverage.
"How did you like it down In Texas ? " asked
Now Yorker of a worthiest ! sort of u friend
rbo bad gone to the Lone Star state in the
ope of making a fortune. 'Texan , sir , is a
rrotched country. No decent man can rruke
living unless ho works. "
A Montana and Dakota man were dlaput-
DR about the rainfall of their territories.
'Why , " said the Montana man , "we have
wonty six inches of rainfall a year : all the
rater you get wo send down to you In tha
llssouri , " "Waler in the Missouri from Man-
nna , " said the Dakotiau ; "when it reaches
s It is nothing but a dry ravlno , with a
loud of duat In it and all the water we've got
'ill only servo to make mud of it. " Ex.
' You needn't tell nlr " said
mo , , an angry
ither to hia eon , "lhat you drank nothing but
glass or two ol beer ; you have been drinking
malty , I can emell it. " "Pather , " ackuowl-
jgos the young man , "It was whisky I drank ,
ot beer. " " \ \ ell , you shouldn't have tried
1 dbceivo mo , you young rascal ; you ought tea
a ashamed of yournolf. " "I am ashamed of
lysolf , I vsns very foolish In mo to think
mt a man nf your your experience
ouldn't know whisky from boor. "
Would Wo Ho WUlliifr.
/'ould wo bo willing , if the summon * ) came
o countermarch tins llfo , to live the same
Once more ?
iy pain and joy , aud poverty and wealth ,
oed days and daya. Illness aud health ,
(3 ( Lived o'er !
ha now life just as the old ono had been ;
0 find like friendship and the viler men ,
As } eHtorda > ?
ml would It pay ? Life , like a play ,
1 relished as we go , from day to day
liutstay !
'ot many rt play is worthy of recall :
tin uctora ouo by ono coma ou , aud curtains
fall ;
They go nway ;
t.d shifting scenes , and music eeg and drear
rates ou the hst'uers weary oar ,
We dread tlw piny !
.nd so , as children tire of toys and nleep ,
t tha cloaa of lite oomoa loss and losa to keep
Us hero alvray.
nil then so many that have gone before
.nd catrled hopes to a brighter ehoro
Are sapiuff , como !
hcsa absent long , with anxious gaze ,
coding and lighting the darkest ways ,
Would call in home.
'ould wo be willing to refuse their prayer ?
.h , nol some day we'll greet them there-
Some day !
llbljILUOUS ,
'ho sea of faith
fta once , too , ut tha full , and round earth'a
shoiea
.ay like the folds of a bright girdle furl'd ;
ut now I only hear
Is melancholy , long , withdrawing roar ,
lotrtatlDg , to Uia bieath
if the night wind , down to thu vast edges
ill tar
itid naked shingled of the world.
- [ MATIIKWAllXOLl ) .
*
III. Kev. BUhop Spuhling nf I'eoria , Ill.has ,
[ iprovcd plan * for a i.ew ojthixliul to be built
t a cost of $70,100.
An offering of § 100,000 U to be mode by tha
lAkt Ohio Methodist Conference to bo called
in Centennial thanksgiving fund , which ls to
o used as nu endowment fund for the widows
nd orphans of deceased pieachers.
The KphcopillutisiG to Italians In New
'ork 1ms txou ijuit auccassful the put
ear. Tha Sunday school has unmbcrod 180 ,
itro were caudlditea for conflrma-
on , 21 baptisms aud about 500 commuui <
uis.
IHlshop Hurst , ol the American Methodist
uurch , h a had a pilvatH c uference with f
.loxauder I , I'rinca of Bulgaria , In which he
xpldued fully the object of tha ui'u ion
thcro The prince l > a 1'rolcitant , and Ui
new con'ttlullun Rive * tqual rlfehU to nil Je
nomination.
The Baptist chtirohei of I ! < mt n anil vicinity
aland twnnty-thrw to t m lu favor of uuftr-
menteJ vinu. Aftrr ff-Vfiral monthi' notice ,
f'urinif ' which ths subjnct WHS carefully feludieil
th Kirnt chinch rocuatly votoii neatly unnni-
inously tu mo "tho pure fruit of th vine'1 -
tinfcrmoiitcd wltio - for tacrAmi < ntAl pun > osM.
Tim itoverntn nt of fttvxton lu appointed a
coin milt oo for the new revision of ( ho old tes
tament Archbishot ) A. N. Sundberg is
chairman , and ho will bo nsjlftod in the work
by throu professor * , two bifhop.i and ono
jiastor. Tor nearly n century tha Simlss have
baon wnrkinR on the rnvliton of thrir bible
translation. The now to tainentcrsiunwaa
adopted by the la t goncrM a oinbly. and np
pointed to bo lined in the schools , but not tot
in public HeniceB.
Tbcro h&R boon for years punt n drawing to-
pother of the various evangelical churches in
the dominion of Canada. .Following thu ex
ample of the Preabytorlan churches which
mil cod In run body n few years ninco , the
Methodists in January last perfected the
union begun nmo g them sotno years ago.
This has been fallowed by the extensive hold
ing of union evangelistic services during the
past winter. The result Im been the addi
tion of nearly ton thousand to ttiolr member
ship ,
The archbishop of Canterbury , the primate
of nil England , has nil annual Income of $ G-
000 , In addition to Larobrth palace , his Lon
don or city , rceldonco. The archbishop of
York , thu prlmuto of England , receive ! 850-
003 n year , besldrn two residence * and a largo
household of officials. The tithes of some of
the other bishops are : .London , $50,000 ; Dur
ham , $33000 ; Winchester , $35,000 ; Ely , $27-
500 , and IJath , Lincoln , Oxford , Salisbury ,
Liverpool and Worcester , $25,000 each. The
bishop of Sudor and Man , who has neither
cathedral nor doan , gets 310,000 n year doing
nothing ,
The third plenary council of the Catholic
church will close at Ballmmo to-morrow.
Three decrees have been promulgated. The
first decree relates to the sacremeiit of mat
rimony. The sanctity of the marriage tie
was particularly emphasized , and the opinion
that the union established by the divine Insti
tution is ono to bo dissolved at will was con
doinnod as an error to bo severely reprehended.
The next decree touched upon the educational
question , and was the first intimation of what
the council hna boon doing In that rnoat im
portant of all the matters for which it was
convened. The section of what Is called the
third chapter of the dicrccs had reference to
the education of boys In the seminaries ,
where they ere to bo taught the truths
of religion in a thorough and efficient
manner.
A Sonnet , of the Season.
All the golden-rod is gone ,
Tildy duni ,
And the dead leaves on the lawn ,
Lumty turn ,
Tell mo that the summer's fled ,
And the butterflies are dead ,
And the tennis days are sped ,
Tildy dura.
Chill November's dreary skiej.j
Cold and gray ,
Seem to turn do dah surprise ,
Tumti day ;
And the sobbing of the brook ,
In the tel do dl nook ,
Brings the trn , la , la crook ,
By the way.
lint the djinf ? sunset's glow
In the west
lifts Its rol do del to show
On its crest ,
I3y the hilltops touched with cold ,
Hum dum dtiin in splendor rolled ,
Ttil lul lal in glory fold ,
Of the blest.
When life's summer time is spent
Ilero below ,
And its him tu turn ia blent ,
Ho , ho , hoi
Winter skies fal lal dal clear.
For the tn do da IB near ,
And the rum tu turn uppcar
Soft and low ,
[ Burlington Ilawkeye ,
THE IilTTtiK ONUS AT HOME ,
" 'Twas midnight ; not n sound was heard
Within tha" "Pupa ! won't 'ou 'ook
An'see _ my pooty 'ittle housu ?
I wish 'on wouldn't woad 'ou book"
"Within Uho palace , where the king
Upon his couch in anguish lay"
" 1'apal papa ! I wia' "ou'd turn
An' have a 'ittle tonty play"
"No gentle hand was there to bring
The cooling draught or bathe his brow ;
Ill's courtiers and his pages gone"
"Turn , papa , tuml I wont 'ou now ! "
Down ( roes the book with needleos force ,
And , with expression far from mild ,
With sullen air and clouded brow ,
I seat myself beside the child ,
Her little trusting eyes of blue
With mute surprise gaze in my face ,
As if in its exp ression stern
lleproof and censure ehe could trace.
Anon her little bosom heaves' ,
Her rosy lips begin to curl ;
Ai d with a nulvuring chin she sobs.
"Papa don t 'uv his 'ittte dlrl ! "
King , palace , book all are forgot ,
My arms arn round my darling thrown
The thunder-cloud has burst and lo !
Tears fall and mlnglo with her own.
The first short dresses made for babies at
his reason roach to the Instep ,
Black velvet dresses , with point lace collars ,
ire worn by boys of two and three.
Pretty Christ j a : shoos are of white satin ,
vlth a cluster of crimson holy berries and ,
eaves on the toe.
Little shirred coats of white cloth or nun's
eiling ore worn by tots of two and threu.
'ho yokes are lined with quilted silk , and
he sleeves are full and gathered at the wrist
ly flhsUca ,
White velvet coats trimmed with mother-
f-peirl : buttons and white silk cord are
moiitf the most chaiming little coats for boys
f ouo and two yearn. Little velvet or plu h
aps are worn with them , and all are lined
? ith pale pink satin.
A food father presented his four year old
n > y with a trumpet , with which lie was greatly
nfatuated. All day the boy tooted away do-
ightudly , nml at bedtime when his grand *
nether told him to put the trumpet down nod
ay bis prayers , the little fellow enld : "Oh ,
I'll toll what let's do , grandma
10 ; you ; yon
iray and I'll keep ou blowing , " 3
A comical hood for a child Is on view. A
irclu is cut of bright satin or velvet , or oven
ashtnero. This IB lined with quilted satin ,
lid should bo sufficiently larpe to reach from
tie child's nock , forming a cape , to the fore-
icad , where a frill msta upon the bang , made
iy plaiting all of the fullness back and on the
np until the right nizo Is produced. A bow
f bright ribbon nu the top , and ribbon across
ho plaits at the back , tied in loops and short
nils in the center , finishes a novel head-cover-
a ? for bubydom.
"Mamma , " e ld a four-year old , as ho stood
in tip-too by the bodtide and peered at her
lew little brother , "where did that baby como
romt" "Tho angels brought him darling , "
aid mamma. "Oh , I with I hadn't gone out
o play this morning. But how did the angels
: now you wanted him ? Oh , I guess you mutt
| av written them a letter , and the wind must
invo taken it and blowed it light up to heaven
nd then thu angels gut the letter. I wonder
low they nut in when they brought him ! Did
ou open the window for them !
An oratorio lunar In the Irian tongue In a
rout hall lu New York city is the musical
lovolty tf the hour , At Stelnway Hall , on
rhuraday.'night. thu Society for the 1'reaorva-
Ion of the Irish Language , produced , with
he aid of coveral sololdtu and a Krgo chorus , a
'Gaelic Idyl , " composed for the society by
Jr. Paul McSwIuey , the title of which , ' 'An
Urd 'Oui an l'\ > . " means in English , "Tha
) ard and tha Knight. " The choruses were
ung in Kogllah , we are told ; the ooloUU on y
vero found equal to tha Gaelic. Thii U to bo
t-jrretted. Tlio Gaelic tongue , in all lU dla-
ects , hat been a musicil language ; n song in
tnmatiuggoit tin rush of barbarous troopj ,
ho walling of whole clans over fallen chief-
aim , the tonga of triumph of the tribes over
loiHiueats made , on of mourning at defeat , A
; oxi Goello choiua , well rendered , would , cer-
alnly be elltctlve. even ooy.
The laloou beepers of Davenport do
lot leant to have roach regard for the
inhibition law. Twenty now saloons
lave been opened In that place tinea the tx
air went la force.
' 11 ? M. Clinrlci S' . , SI. I onMo ,
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J , aWiUJU.Thomi.i Oa , , Aug. 10 , ' 34.
A CITY
The remarkable growth of Omaha
dnrlng the last few years Is a matter of
great astonishment to those who pay an
occasional visit to this growing city. The
development of thu Stock Yards the
necessity of the Bolt Line Road the
finely paved streets the hundreds of now
residences and costly buclnoss blocks , ,
with the population of our city more than
doubled lu the last five yoara. All thlv
ia a great surpriseto visitors and la the
admiration of our citizens. This rapid
growth , the bualnoes activity , and the
many substantial Improvement * madn a
lively demand for Omaha real estate , and
every Investor haa made n handsome
profit.
Slnco the Wall Street panlo last May ,
with the onbnoquont cry of hard times ,
thcro has been loon demand from npccnla-
torn , but a fair demand from Investors
Booking homes. This latter class are
taking advantage of low prices In build-
lug material and tire securing their homos
nt much less coot than will bo possible a
year honco. Spocnlntom , too can buy
roaloeta' 3 cheaper now nnd ought ta take
advant o of present prlooa for faturo
profit : .
The nozt foT7 yeivra promises groatei
dsvolopmonts In Omaha than the past
fivi years , which have boon AS good as
wa could reasonably doalro. Now man
ufacturing establishments and large job
bing houses are added almost weekly , and
all odd to the prosperity of Omaha.
There are many in Omaha and througn *
but the State , who have their money In
the banks drawing a nominal rate of 1
terest , which , If judiciously Invested In
Omaha real estate , would bring them
much greater returns. We have many
bargains which we are confident will
bring the purchaser largo profita In the
near future.
"We have for Bale the finest resi
dence property in the north and
western parts of the city.
North \ve have fine lots at reason
able prices ou Sherman avenue , 17th ,
18th , 19th and 20th streets.
West on Farnani. Davenport ,
Cnming , and all the leading streets
in that direction.
The grading of Farnam , Califor
nia and Davenport streets has made
accessible some of the finest and
cheapest residence property in the
city , and with the building of the
street car line out Farnam , the pro
perty in the western part of the city
will increase in value.
We alpo have the agency for the
Syndicate and Stock Yurds proper
ty in the south part of the city. The
developments made in this section
by the Stock Yards Company nnd
the railroads will certainly double
the price in a snort tinin
We also havH some n'ne business
lots and some elegant inside resi-
lencei' for sale ,
Parties wishing to invest will find
good nurguniB by calling on u
l EAL ESTATE
BROKERS.
313 South Mth 8t
Bet < ceen Fornham and Douglas.
P. S. We oak those who
property for sale at a bargain to
IB a callWe wont only bargoma
5Vo will positively not handle prop-
jrty at more than its real value.