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HBPBIMIM B OMAHA DAI./ * BEE - MONDAY , OCTOBER 20 DR.HORNE'S ELECTRIC BEL ! . . . ltn M m 1 "l' ' l im , KM. < ' , M " " : ' ' ' ' ' , ' , , rvr l rt ni . - DI-I- i i - , " ; ' " , 'J" . ' ' ' .rilrvtii' | ' T I' ' t " ; " , , , ' , " ' . f. - " . Winter lioomlrs , tlienewono tliojcir Jot ache * and jnlnj. In flew of ttils fAct wo MV l > uy one o Dr. ftorne'a Flectrlo Belts , lly o dolnft Jmtwll rolil heumU ! mKldnoy Troubles Mid other 111 : li ! t flesh Is heir to. no not delay , but call t oui offlMftad examine belts , No. 1421 DoiwlM Jtreelri 0. F. Ooodm n > , 1110 Farn m St. , Omaha , Nob. Or denCL'edO O I)1 Will purify > lm BLOOD.Tcim. Into tlio LIVER nml KIDNEYS. Bllll lIFHTOIli : TIIK 11I2AI/TU nnd VIGOR of YOUTH. ljf poiula , WnntorApjiHIte , in- ' ' - - , I.ack of Htrcncctli , I. lloncn , inuiclcinim iirvis rocolvo nrwforcc , Ur.lbTiis tlio mind nna fninnlluR llrnlii rower. , SulTcNtiRitoiii coniiilalntr * iipctillnrlo tliolrsur jrlll Ond InDK.IV'JlTEB'SIIlON TONIO n Mf nnd ( pneilrcuro. ( uVcs a clear , hcaltli cnmplcxlon. lo ( ho iioniihrltyof Ilia orlsllii\1. l > o not expert- ucnt ( rcttlm OiiioiSAt. ANI > IIKST. ' mndronmililrMstoTheDr. llnrtjrMMj Co. 4 St.LonU , Mo.for oar "DKKAM IIOOIC. " V. Fallot atranaaoiid usoTol Uirormallon.trm. , lnnofjmilbnlliniiniilcncocin jhKlorroiiiiDo- ; Mlltr , J'rcmaturo Jocny. anil f II ( il'onl.rs lirooKbt nn li/lndlrcretlonorcxcciii.wlllliamof.LtaVli / * , ! ) / ftddrewlDB J. 1L JtUL Vi.S. < iUbatUa Protection. No such protective ngalnit chills and lover and other cllie.isoj ot a malarial tjpo oxttts- 01II Btottor'a Btom- ach Hitters. It ro llevcs constitution liver dlsordcn rhcu- niatlsm.klilnny and Mulder all 11 en U. wltli certainty and rromjit 11 uilc. A i chanico -ralllylng | aaltlscnmplctoeoon takc place in tlio ap pcjranco , DB well ra thi ) BCDSitlon ol the wa'nand haggard In valid , trho uses this utanilard promoter ol honlth and Btrongtli For ealo liy all ciru bU and dealers cncrallv NEBRASKA LAND AGENCY 7n N a SUCOESSOIl TO DAVID ft ONYDEH.J General Dcilcre In 01IAUA. ntve lor gala 230,003 aora oarornlljr teloctM landl D Kutorn Nebraska , at low prloe and on euy tormg. Improvoa isruin lor sale la Douglai , Dodico , Ooltaz PUttc.Bart , Dnmlng , Barpy , Waahlnelou , tloilck Btnnderg , and Butler Oounifca. Tiioa pild In all paits ot the Btttt. * Uonor loaned oo mprorod farmt. Notary 1'ubllo ulwavt tn offlco' Correspond OMAFA Chemical Dyeing ANU- 0. T. PAULSON , Proprietor * Gentlemen ) ' Cloth'nK ' Cleaned , Dyed and Repaired. Ladies' Dresses Cleaned and Oyod , without Kipping. Plumes Cltancd or Colored any shade , to Bamplo. Silks , Velvets anc La.au Cleaned , Dyed and llo-lln- tabed , 1212 Douglas Street , - OMAHA , NEB. UAUR1 J. ARMSTRONG. M. D. Practice Limited to Diseases o the Eye and Ear. COS Fnrnam StrootOMAHA. . THE BRUNSWICK , BALKE , COL- LENDER COMPAQ , [ SUCCESSORS TO TIIK J. M. B. & 11. CO. ] The mcut extensive monufoctureri o ! IN THE WORLD. John IIoclutiMscr General Agent or Nebraska on Western Iowa. CO 8. Tenth Street ! . . . . OMAHA , NED , trl'riaet ol Billiard and eel Tablet and materials -application. tbiiroi on Ilorllck'n I'ood , " write hundreds of frraUful iKOlhen. Motheru' milk cxintalna no Haitii. IIOIIUCKB'rOODKOUINFANTSlfroo froinnUrcliJnMiulrcjnooooVliiir. Tholicbtfcxx ] In IiwdtliorulckneMforlKl'ANTH. Tlio tit diet for WHl'EITICS and JNVAMDB. Highly licuefldt ) tnuundDtftuoUieniafiadrlrjk. I'rico40uiil7t > c. AB ta. Uook on the trcalmeutof ijillila'ii.frua. eliefs It 10 t sui * ' ! " > ° ; ll'l ° l ' t > < > la cblUrcn. " 1 > . Slmnuml , U , / ' . , f > if l" fl. "UcLnltttllKlr pronoulico ll Its tit rix > 4 la Us rotiket- . it. Uimlt. jr. U. , jfcultiu "Oue f 'f > cti ii ubtiliuiv * tor moiber' * milk. * * - / / . a. 1 Kaon. tl. 1' . . frueUy * , K. 1' , Will lie Kent I . mall oil ruceliit of jprloe in etampa IKMtMO i'H I'OOU CO. , Rurlnu , UU. < CUf-U > 2 l IK BOTTLES. ISrlanger , . * . . , .Unvarin. Cnlmbacber , \ , . . .Bavaria. Pilsner. . . , . . .e Bohemian. Kaiser . . . . .v..Bnunen. : DOMESTIC. Bud ( reiser - St , Louis. Aiibausar. . . f . .St. Louis. Beat's. . . . _ _ . . . . . . .Milwaukee. BelilitPil8ner.Milwaukee. . Krug'aSSKpft Omaha AJe. Porter , Domestic and Rhine Wiue , > D. MAUltBR , mSFarmunSfc \ - L i . rs. A FINE I-33 ; 0P , T1IK OM ' \CLtfbiVK 1 017 St/ChnrlrH X . , St. f.onls Mo. t lr ul r rB4 ieoti i I IC s , lixlifin low ngictdln lh liM. ilf < ' ln. nl " 'Kc"hVkl.nn il"ir l I M Ml ? r fwr .hwi 4ftleiil j ilJeni fcuow , Ncrvoufc Pieitralloti. Ochlilly , Mental and Physical Weakness , MH c.irlal nnd olher AIJcc. lions ol Tliro.it. Skin or Ocncs. Blood Poisoning , old Sores and Ulcers , an imuJ iat ii irf Diseases1 Xrlllni ) [ rum hdiscrnllon , Excess. TcrPKn 10ino MMI.IJ orrfrilf ODINII.I ni IUI-BDI' renilcrlnic MarrUxn Improper or umiappy , prrmnntollycorMf I'lntMtifln tt u i nib i rM ! l Itilr'l cutrl6p.fn-l'i .n.T 0'lri' > . KonillUtlw at I APosltivoWHtten'G'tirranteG ' flrt.ln.llcurililof.in. Untlcluei ntctrrjuhcre. ramphlctg , Enellih or Otrmnn , 04 pncei , d . crlbliitt Abovedl.cnica miaalecr foinnle.PHEr. MARRIAGE CUEDE ! KOliklcl , fln < l { > l > tFi. Illultntdt III doll n'lf III llnfllnr 60rl4iitcj r po.UR.1 .im.iiHr | totr , J c. Tbli l oi conutln * all Ikf nnons. Aoubirol orJuauUIIIro vaat t ) know. A book l trnl | nur. ( to > u , Ucilli , Uctilx. - - - Uinaneil r- JH UKUU ) 1V Eoyal Havana Lottery I ( A. aoyEiiNiiENT INSTITUTION , ) Drawn at Havana , Huba , llvory 12 to 14 : ' Days. TIOKKTS , 2.0d , . ' . - HALVES. 81.00 Hubjoct to no.rnnnlimlfttlon , not controlled by th ptrtloaln Interest , It la the fairest thing In th nature ol chanoo In existence. ' For Information and particulars apply toSIIISKY , CO.Oon. Agent * , 1212 liroKlwuy , N Y. city. K.KAUU&CO. , 417.Walnut tUeot.Bl. Louis ? , Mo or Frank Lobrauo , L. I ) , , SO Wyandotte , Uan. y 21-mio & w Iv Aa iwltenl upwlli ] n | lanll Kf xquljt ] eiTcvnowlilKl T rtU jttgU worl4 , rur * . 11jiw | | > * i > , Dlirrbaft. tf r HArue. . tn.l ftll HfcjrilFf * of Hit I'lcntl * . Orciol. Alt * dlt > IlinJrlil.lkloolflaT3r 0 | l * l of tlitiDTmrne , ta.1 10 fcl ! umm.r ilrinki 111 II , IM tiwtr * ft co nU'Ml. . Aik vour ftofrr rdninUtrur U > t ( at S K < 1 < , luuufuluiij bUK. . J U. II. Hit OCKT 08UM J. \7DrrS31IA lI , si moiinrjv. if. r. MEDICAL AND SURGICAL DISPENSARY CKOUNSE'S BLOCK , Cor. 10th and Capitol Avenue , troaU all cases Crip , plod or Dclormcd , alsodlaoaaog ot tL B Nervous System , Blood , and Urinary Organs , All CMCB ol Curvature of the Spine , Crooked Fool xL'8 and Aruia , Dlreaaos ol the Illp , Knco. and uiKlo JolntD. Alto Clirunlo ndcctlons oltlio Llvor tboumatlsm , I'aralyels , 1'llrs , Ulcorn , Oatarrb , Asth ma and Ilrouohltli are all trcatod by now and euo- coselul methods. All dlecasca ol tne Blood and Urin ary Organs , Including tlioaj rcBultln ( ? dom Inclscro- lou i or exposure , are oaloli and euccccsfully treated and a euro iruarantood. Younf ; men , mluulo aged , and old moil euHorlni ; Irom Wvaknuts , and Nunous exhaustion , product iiidJKoatlonralpltatIon of the Heart , Uoupondoncy Ulzzliioaa , I-oea ol Memory .Lack ol Energy and Ambition , caa ue rcetorod to liuiltli and \\Kor \ , If cue Is not too lone uoclootod. The Suruvon In charKO | 4 a gradunta of Jcffor- eon Medlcnl UollCKO (1S6S ( ) and liai ttudlod lili iroloeulon In I.nnJun , 1'arli andllorlln. If ainictod , call or vi rlto full description ol yum cane , and modl- clno may bo tout you. Uonnuftatloii free. Addicts > raaha UleiwiiBary , Crounso'B Ulock , Uumh , Neb , Ollloo bourn 10-18 a. m.l-B and 7-H l > . m bundayu. .10a m , lor treatUa either on mala dlicassa or Science of Lite , Only $1,00 BY MAIL POSTPAID. A QRE1A.T MEDIOAXi WOIIR Exhausted TlUIIIy , NonronB and Phyiloa ] Deblllly 'rematuro Decline In Man , EiroruofyontU.au the tuilold mlsurlos esultlnK from Indtsoictloni or ox- eo . A book for every man , young , mlddlo-agod , ndoldIt contains 155 proscriptions foi all aculo nd chronlo dlioaaeg eaohone of wbloh Is Invaluable 0 found by the Author , whose experience for J8 tari li mob at probably never before tell to the ot 1 any physio * n BOO page * , bound la boantltn "tenchraDuIn maouodooTen , ( all KlUguara&tee < i o be a Oner work D every tense , uitchantcal , lit- raiy and protowlonal , than any other work sold In hit country for ltf > 0 , or the money will bo refunded D every Instance. 1'rloo only 11.00 by mall , pott- laid , illustratltc sararlc 6 cents. Bend now. Gold nedal awarded the author by the National Uedlcal Lieaolatlou , to tbs oflloeri of which ho retort. Thtflolensoot Life should be read by the yonn or Instruction , and by the arUloted ( or icltet. t will bonefll all London Lanoot. There Is no member of society to whom The Sci ence of Llfo will cot bo tueful , whether youth , pat- out , iruardlan , Instructor or oloriryinan. Argonaut Addreua the Peabody Hcdloal Institute , or Dr. W , II.Paiker.No. i Dulflnch Btroet , lloeton Uats.whe may bo coninlted on all dlscaora roqulr'iK skill and esperlenno , Obrcnloandobdtlnatodueujathat hari milled the iiUI ot all other phyi-IICAl cjanl a speeliltji Baoh ( routed lacueas-ntrAL tall ] without mloitasco lallur * . THYSELF Notice nidi Wartl Voter . The urdert'irnod ' wllUlt at the Trem-nt house on Monday , October 12tli.betHoru 11 A. in. and T p. m ml as many dat iLcr aitcra tuay bo required by Uw to rreltter the legal \oters ol Heeoml dntrict nitb ward , Juux ( { nxK , oct 11-lw llvu'iitrar , Notluu of Jlogltttrnilnn , To the legal totcrsof 1st ward lu tbo city of Oma ha : Von ara hereby notified tliat the underlined will kit as rciilfru for the flrtt ward at CIS and AMI touth Kth ttroitcommencluBTiiuniday October J3d , IBS ) . at 11 o'clock- , m , for the iiurpono of rei tcr In all nuallfed voter ! wlthlo ald > ard and for such i > ur- P'm | tlio tindwlirui . ) I Mill sit aud kcop lili book of rr filtration opun pcl iltv thercallcr Concept Bun- datOatthoplacohfoi 'd from tlc\cu o'rlf ok rv. in , until rovcn o'ck < k p. in , until Mondavi NorouiWr 3J , Ibol.Bt Iliobour or 12 o'tlock in. , when a | , | book of rrgiitratlon will bo clo'ed , All iiiullllcd i o ter * are nctlUed test tin J md .o that their names no prcpcrly icg'ttcrcd ' , ISAAC ) UUUIN , wt J6-uS HruMrar IbtVftrd. \ . .1O11N 31'OUIjtiOUOH , Ills 1'crsonnl Aplonr nco anil StnR Presence An IiiBtanco of Oclloro lly. A correspondent of the Memphis Af po l writes as follows of John AlcOul lough : It is the habit of newspapers t spcnk of MoCullough as a man of "glgat tie" or "horculeau" frame , lie was enl , BO is alago effect. People who rcgardo him thus never mot him on the street IJis height ia only five foot ton inches.th Apollo Dolvldoro model , nnd his uaun \vcightl52pounds. This would ahov him to bo not nbovo the medium in size But on the etago , vrith his bull nock , hi swelling cheat and his lofty stride , In ntruck the eye of the beholder like i vision of S&mnon. The upper por- tinn of McCullough'fl phyoiquo ia nlmos perfect , but there la a lack of symmotr ] bout his logo. Ilia nether limbs wore hvftya nrtiaticnUv padded while on tin tago. McOullough studioualy sought to conceal this part of his make-up , ovoi from his company , and fancied that m ono know it , but his employes frequently pointed to the bulging calves and winkcc at each other. McCullough did not wear a wig except in a few of his plays , Ho prided himself greatly on his curls , These were prepared every night will : hot irons by his droaaor , a Celtic dwarf , vho stood in holy terror of the tragedian. If a single hair got burn t or. was curled the wrong Way , the droaaoi prepared for n lecture in vigorous Anglo- Saxon. There is an actroaa who traveled ono season with McCullough's company who Bays : "Ho was the hardest working nctor I over saw. I have played with Boeth and Barrett , but neither of them compare with him in industry. His con- Bclontiousnoss know no bounds. Ills moat fatiguing labor was nt rehearsals. I Imvo known him to trork hard for six continuous hours nt a rehearsal doing his own part and showing others how to do thciiB. ITo was his own etago mana ger. IIo dictated * everything , and saw that everything was donohia way. I believe - liovo Uieno rehearsals did moro to break him down than anything else. " "I never mot n moro generous man , " continued the little actress , with n tear in her eye ; "to deserving poojilo ho al ways gave moro than ho promised. For instance , in the play of 'Julius Cu3ar' : McCullough had to sing a sort of dirge- like oong. IIo cannot sing a note , nnd has no conception of music. At his re quest Mr. Showoll , a young actor sup porting him , stood behind n wing , nour McCullougb , and sang the song. McCul lough , of courao , moved his lipa with each note , nnd the audience applauded him fo ; his fine singing. At the end of the wcok Showoll was much eur- prisod to rpcoivo an envelope con taining $100 in addition to his regular salary. This wna the reward for the alight service so cleverly dono. At the end of the season Showoll was further gratified by the receipt of a richly jeweled ring inscribed "From John McCullough to J. Showcll. " Horsl'ord'H Acid Phosphate. VKItV BATIBFAOTOIIV IN I'ltOSTIIATIOK. Du. P. P. GII.MAHTIN , Detroit , Mich. , aaya _ : "I have found it very satisfactory in its oU'ects , notably in the prostration attendant upon alcoholism. " Vary Itlch MBH ! Bt. Vlcrro. Chattanooga ( Term. ) Democrat. Miss Maud St. Pierre the lady who has become somewhat prominent in this vicinity from the fact that she is dealing extensively in mining and mineral lands in this city. Yesterday morning the re porter called on her for the purpose of finding out her plans of operations in the various industrial pursuits upon which she has embarked. Miss St. Piprro is a rather tall , fine-looking lady , with erect carriage , a keen eye , and a perceptible something about her which unmistakably means business. She advanced without hesitation , shook hands with the re porter and sat down. "Toll mo of your mineral land in Franklin county. " "Well , I have purchased about 22,000 acres of land in Franklin county. I have in that property endless quantities of iron ere , coal , marble , sandstone , and timber. There are all through the south numberless white families who , through Force of circumstances and ignorance , are unable to make a decent livlihood. In in tend to term colonies and giyo them liomos and employment , 1 will give Bach family the timber to build a house ind then give them a lease on twenty icrcs for ton years. These families are to bo from the south. I have an utter nb- lioronco of convict labor. " "What will bo the estimated coat of your various enterprises thoro. ' "It will bo about ono tenth what it would cost in any other place. In other words , it Trill coat about $1,300,000. "Ilavo you any other mineral land be sides this'r "Woll , 1 have under my control 100- , UOO acres in eastern Kentucky and 08- 000 acres in Cumberland county , this state. " "Woro you originally from England , MissSU Piorrol" " 0 noj I was born in Louisiana , but having spent most of my lifo abroad a root many people are of the opinion that I am Kngllsh. My father died when [ was about 17 years old , and , having aeon in his confidence , 1 was thoroughly acquainted with his business and con- icquontly naturally took charge of mat- tors. My mother died later ou and then [ wont to Europe. Miss St. Pierre spends most of her winters in Washington and Now York , she comes South during the summer to ittoud to her business in the mountains. Scrofula diseases manifest themselves in the warm weather. Hoods Sarsapar- i a cleanses the blood and removes every taint of scroftila. lllnta for IllioiuimtlcB. A Family Doctor in CniBol'a 1'Vunlly Mugiuliio for November. Keep the skin in constant good tone and working order. The matutina sponge bath will strengthen the nerves , and keep open the pores ; the Turkish bath , portable or otherwise , ought to betaken taken once a wcok or whenever an attack is threatened ; If oven once a day for a time should bo necessary , it will not hurt. It ia a wonderful prophylactic. I could adduce hundreds of cases in proof of this. this.Thoso These subject to rheumatism very often fool tired , dejected , with or with out loss of appetite. Thu body may not ache , but it does not feel fresh. Prob ably there is n little headache , but more often a fulnoes in brow or eyeballs , anil the patient hns but little heart for his ordinary employment , nnd things that interested him only the day before , now appear devoid of any valuo. If ho thinks back , perhaps ho will remember that for a day or two previously ho has not been living quito BO abstemiously as ho ought. Well , ho may call this little illness a mere fit of indigestion , if he ploascn , but it is inculcation of a kind that hna doti mentally increased tbo uric ncid in h blood. Lot him take n Turkish b th j once , if his doctor Kill permit it , nnd li\ by rule ngoln. The living by rule includes a cortai amount of exorcise in the open nit Without this , no rhotumtio pcraon ca oxpcct to bo long ( too from aches am pains and wearisome ennui almost a bad to boar ns pnln itself. As to dlot , I will greatly depend on the ago. Th young require moro nourishment thn the middle ncd , but old people inue have their little often , and it must b well cooked nnd easy of assimilation. For breakfast lot tea nnd coffee botl bo avoided , substatuting cocoa or cocoa Una , with milk nnd sugar. Lot toast bi caton , or If broad bo preferred , it shouh bo brown broad and butter nnd the broac should bo stole. Avoid moat , except i little nicol-cookod bacon , not to fat Kgg poached , or mushed , or lightlj loilod , not fried , and any kind of flsl except salmon , herring or maokorol. Dinner should bo early say 1:30 : or o'clock. Soup the old may take ; middle aged or young people do not need it ant it in apt to got acid with some. Meal may now bo taken sparingly , say twice i woolr. Game , fish , poultry nnd vegeta bles , except the stronger kinds , may be oaten every day with dinner. No bcoi with dinner. Lemon juice Is ft good sub' stituto , but ginger boor and ginger nlc should bo avoided. Light puddings such as broad , tapioca or ground rico , may be taken , nnd a little good , wholesome fruit ; but this latter is bettor before breakfast. No pastry ; and cheese is poison. Ono cup of not over strong tea at five 'clock , nnd a tiny biscuit. Suppoi at 7 or 7:30 : , with n cup of co coa. tiauccs and hot poppers disagree ; 10 do stows , for this reason ; no cook lives who can keep grcaso out of n stow ; and morovor , stows nnd food of that consis tency nro generally swallowed too quick ly and do not got mixed with the salivary juices. Salads are also to bo avoided. PILES ! I'lijKS ! I'lLKS ! A SU1113 OUltK FOUND AT J..ASTI . NO O.NK KKKI ) BUFFKH. A sure euro for Blind , Bleeding , Itching nnd Ulcorntod Piles has been di-covorod by Dr. Williams ( tin Indian Kcmcdy , ) called Dr. William's Indian 1'ilo Ointment. A single box has cured the worst chronic cases of 25 or 30 years Htnndliig. No ono need sulTer flvo minutes after applying * this wonderful sooth ing medicine. hutlons , instruments nnd elec tuaries do moro harm than good , AVilllom's Indian I'llo Ointment nbiorbs the turners , al lays the intense itching , ( particularly at night after getting warm In bad , ) acts us n poultice , gives instant relief , nnd is prepared only for i'ilos , itching of thu private parts , and for nothlno olso. lload what the Hon. J. M , Cotlinborry , of Cleveland , says about Dr. William's Indian I'llo Oolntment : "I have used scoroa of Tile Cures , and it affords mo pleasure to say that I have never found anything which gave such immediate nnd permanent relief as Dr. Wil liam's Indian Ointment. i"or sale by all drug gists and mailed on receipt of price , GOc and yi. Sold at retail by Kuhn & Co. C. F. GOODMAN , Wholesale Agent. Camels , The British military authorities , hay ing decided to employ n camel corps in Egypt , has issued an order instructing the soldiers to treat the camels "witn kindness and consideration,1' and strictly forbidding the use of "foul language" in the hearing of thosp interesting animals. The camel is said by those who are well acquainted with him to bo about one-third more exasperating than the army mulo. Like the latter boast , ho kicks , but , his logs being strengthened by natural anglo irons nnd being twice as long as the rnulo'a logo , ho can do cor respondingly greater execution with them. No intelligent Arab will approach within eight foot of n camel's hind logs , and oven with this precaution nearly one-half of an average Arab caravan Is kept in the air by accidents from cam- ol's logs. As for biting , the army mule is a more beginner in comparisonwith the camel , who will bite entirely through a mountain howitzer without an effort. The mule has his intervals of good tem per , but the camel is always misanthro pic. Moreover , the camel is rendered so conceited by the possession of half a dozen spare stomachs with watertight bulkheads , that ho will never sacrifice his opinion to that of his driver. And this is the animal that is to bp treated with "kindness and consideration , " and who is never to bo whipped or sworn at. If thisordor is obeyed the fata of the camel corps can bo foreseen. Heedless of the coaxing of the driver the camels will carry the British soldiers who nro compelled to mount thorn straight into the heart of the Sahara , whorp the sol diers will cither perish of thirst or of camel's heels. In vain will they bo ad- drosaod " camels" and oll'orod as "good su gar nnd other aolicacics. The beasts will bo filled with contempt for the weak ness of their drivers , and will lose no time in demonstrating that a healthy camel is the master of the man who treats him with kindness nnd consideration. What Lord Wolsoloy ought to do is to send to America for a corps of votonvn army teamsters , selecting only thoao who can pass a good examination in competi tive swearing. These inon will bo able to manage llio camels as IT o'l as the Cana dian voyageurs nro able to manage the ripida of the Nilo. At any rate thu order requiring camels to bo treated with kind ness ami consideration should bo prompt- ly'rcscindcd , for.kindnoss is as completely thrown away upon the camel as reasoning Is thrown away upon the Blalno man. * * * # The worst pile tumors cured in ten days , rupture in ono month. Pamplot two ( Sotitamps. ) World's Dis pensary Medical Association , Bull'tilo , N. Not Half no Side. OhicnpoHerail. ; ! "Did you over notice that when a bank breaks in the east the oilicors of the in stitution got sick immediately ? " inquired a traveling man at the Grand Pacific last ovouing. The crowd said that they had observed that that was the proper caper. "Well , ho continued , " 1 saw that triad out in Colorado last weak , A man who had boon running a little bank out in Gunnison closed up and when the depos itors went to his house they saw a note on the front door tolling people not to ring because the man was sick. They rang the boll just the same , nnd when the girl came to the door she said indig nantly : ' "Did't you BOO that notice an the door ? " ' "Oh , yes , marm1 , wo BOO the notice , ' " thoy'aaid , ' "but the fact is ho ain't half no eiok ns wo is , and wo know he's got suthin that'll make us well. If ho hasn't , we've got something that'll ' make him fool bet ter. We'll pass right up to the siuk " ' room. "They wont , too , you bt your lifo , and when they got up stairs they effected a eottlomnnt right away. The next day the patient was well enough to move , and ho never will return to that town. " ' The Grand Army post at Oakdala held a camp-lira aim barbccuo ou the Kith , uud a largo crowd of citiiciis participated , THK MI A Stnllfltlolnn Gives SOIMO the Subject. Philadelphia IJrcord. Ho was n seedy-looking man , ccci from the toes of his unpolished boots the top of his shabby old beaver , at oven his hair , which came down on li coat collar behind , looked as if it hi run to seed also. Ho was in the now paper room of the Mercantile library ar was reading a file of The Denver Tri nno. When ho had finished ho pullt out a notebook and jolted somothit down. "Do you take any interest in st tistics ? " ho asked , turning to a man i 'ho next chair. "Not much. Why ? " "Well , 1'mldovotod to 'em , especial ! to female statistics ; that is , of course , I statistics concerning the gentler sex , nn I've boon a week looking up some figure on this elopement epidemic that seems t 'mvo taken the country by storm , Woul foil lifeo xo eoo some of "cm ? " "Yos. " " 1 started with the first of September , nd since thou the papers have had ac lounts of . ' 111 runaway couples , 201 o ho women being under 20 years of age nd of that lot 238 wore blondes , so yoi oo that light-haired girls nro most ro nantic ; my figures Bay so and figure lover lie. Of the other 60 who skippo ( } ff Ull wore under 25 years of ngo , four con between 25 and 30 , and the remain : ig 7 ranged from 31 to 40 , the last boinj an old hen who eloped with a young mat who turned out to bo feeble minded One old girl started and changed hoi mind and wont homo again for fear thi papers would print her ngo. Only nine teen did the thing in real out nnd ou style , ladder , midnight , moonlight anc carriage waiting at the garden cato busi ness , and the rest just wont off to th < parson's ns if they'd boon going to thi butcher's or the grocer's , or skipped olTbj train after tolling aomo lib or other aboul going to pay a viait to their aunt or thai ) cousins or n friend ; 121 of the lot came back with their husbands , and were for given ; sixty-two stern parents have played the hard hearted Morosini racket , and there nro no returns so far from the rest of the list. Boston acorns to have had the foyer wor < o than anywhere else , uud there have boo seventy odd lot's BO ( hero it is , seventy-three cases from thai place ; but girl's do almost anything to gel away from there ; then comes Chicago , ' 1 then . "How many of the women ran off will : coachmen ? " "Uhl I'm not sure ; about 275 or 280 , I think ; but that's not in my line ; female statistics exclusively is my hobby , ant the coachmen don't come in under the rules. " And , pocketing hie precious noto-booli the Bocdy statistician went away. Tbo I'ronuhcr Cuii't Preach Unless ho has good digestion and hit blood is in prime condition. Sleepy ser mons , weary congregations , and broker down churches result from the best efforts forts of dyspoptio and debilitated clergy < men. There is no better tonic nnd healtl restorer for the minister or anyone else who Is broken down , than Brown's Iror Bitters. It is within the reach of the 50,000 clergymen of this country. The Rev. T. Marshall West , Endicott'a Mills Md , , speaks with pleasure of how thii valuable medicine cured his debility anc dyspepsia. Mrs , Carey's llovongo , "Miss Wonder , " said a familiar voice She looked up quickly and saw him standing before her. "Goorgy , " ho almost whispered , "is li true that you intend to marry ? " "Yes , Gabriel , " she replied , "if " "If what1' ho asked eagerly. "If you will have mo , " she answered , coyly , and the evening bolls , which hac just then pealed a merry chime , seemed to have a sort of engagement ring. A twelve-month later , as they were sitting by their fireside in Coupon cot' tago , Goorgy suddenly said to her hus band : "Do you remember Mrs. Caroy'e throat to bo revenged upon you , GabriolS" "Yes" ho said expectantly. "She has done it. " Mrs. Coupon re plied. "This morning in town she mar ried mv father. She is now your mother in-law. " YOUNG MAN , KEAD.'JTUIS. TUB VOLTAIC BELT COMPANY , of Marshall Michigan , offer to send their celebrated ELKO TKIO.VOLTAIO BELT and other KLKCTIIIO Ar- PLIANCKS on trial fur thirty days , to mon ( young or old ) nfllictod with norvoua debilily. loss of vitality nnd manhood , and ull kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism , nburaigin , paralysis , and many other diseases. Complete restoration to health , vigor mid manhood guaranteed. No risk incurred , as thirty days' i rial is allowed. Write thorn at once for illus trated pamphlet , free. A ItPoaiiitoltorlnx Hxpctlltlon. Georgia Cracker , A young nccro man looked in at the window of the Atlanta police station and anxiously inquired : "Captin1 , w you alls got Bill Davis in do callybooso yii'i' "Yes , do you want to see him ? " "No , Hah ! I doss wanted tor kno1 whuddor I coed go down tor his house tor-night. " "Woll , you can ask him " "I don't wantor us 'imj I doss wanted tor kno' of ho TTUhyar , an * gwintorstay in ! " "What do you mean ? " "Well , boss ; I'so co'tin Bill's gal , an' an' ycr see , I'so do berry same nigger what ho busted down or panel ob fouco wid las' Chusdny night 1" Bo was assured that Bill was aafo for the night. Titles in tlio South , "What colonel is that ? " asked a atrang- or of a southern barkeeper. "You mean that chap who just wont out ? " "Yes , the tall , handsome man. I sup pose of courao ho is n colonel ? " "That ahows how little you know about the glorious south , " returned the bar- keeper. Anybody might sen ho is not a colonel. IIo is only a major. Didn't you BOO him drink ? ' "Yes. " "Well ho only took three fingers. A colonel takes four. " A , AVay to Oct Out. Chicago Nuwu , "So you want to bo my coachman ? " "Yos , sir. " "Aro you a married man ? " "Well , y-y-ycs , Bir. But , then , that's all right. I can got a divorce. " A Hurt county farmer in writing to his lo cal paper retrardiuF ho ? cholera , cays that aa the illieogu U bruught about mostly by reason of dirty pens and a corn diet , a change in the light direction will , by removing thu came , produce the cure. First , change the hogs to liiKU , fresh grotiudu , and then feed wholly on out * . An BOOH ua thu hogs Hop djlnc gh o a little corn , but continuo the outs. G to ashes and salt. Tea hogs will not only get well , but fatten much faster thau uu a coin diet , TrM medicine , combining Iron with pure Vocctahlo tonlo , nutrkly nnd completely I nrrq I.T i > i'i"l"i IiidlRritliinYiilnir s , IiiipiirnillnndHlnliirlaClilllNitnil ] < 'c\crfi , nnil Noiirnlclu. Hlsnn unlnlllnc remedy for Difcftjcsoftho lUilnrjH mill l.lvri4. It Is Invnlunblo for Iltcn ) ei peculiar to U'oinon , nnd nil who lead tcilcnttiry lives , It does not Injure the teeth , cnu < o hcntlnchc.or pioduco constlpntlon otlirr Iron mcdtcinr tto. ItenrlchcsniKl ] > urlflus thoMnodgCtltnulatc.t thonppetltc.nlds the ns linllntlonof food.ro- llcrcs Heartburn nnil llclchlng , nud strengthens - ens the muscles nnd nerves. For Intermittent Kcvcrs , Ijissltudc , IJICK ol Energy. Ac. , it li.vi no cqnnl. v Sir The pcnulno hns nbovo trndo rnnrk nrld crostcil red lines on w rnppcr. Tnko no other. tUJemilrhr lni\l.VlIIEalClMO ( ) IIAl.TIJinllF , KS. id Undisputed lame BROAD CIM . < elDgtHs VERY BEST OPERATING , QUICKEST SELLING AND Ever offered to tlic i > ulllc. HAMBUKG-AMERIOAtf 32 ? .o2lE.o-t C7o3aa.3pn.a3Ly. IBECT LINE FOR ENGLAND , JfRANOK AND OEIUIANY. The eteamahlpa of this well-known line are built o ! on , In water-tight compartments , and are furnish- d with every requisite to make tbo iiamgo both afo and agreeable. They carry the United States nd European mails , and Icivo Now York Thurs- lays und Saturdays for 1'lymouth ( LONDON ) Cher- urg , ( PARIS ) and HAMI1U11O. Kates : Stocrsgo from Kuropo only { 13. First ! abln , $ S , $65 and ? 76. StocrttKU , ! Til' . HenryPundt , Mark Hanson , F .B. llootos.il. Toft , > gont3ln Omaha , Qronowc & Schocntgcn , agents In Jouucll Bluds. 0. li : 1U01IAHD & CO. , Goo. Paaa . , 61 Uroodway , N. Y. Cbas. Kozmlnakl & Co- icncral Western Aganta , 170 Waahlngtou St. , Chloa oUl. Chartered by theStatcoflli ; . ft , te''VVno's ' ' forthecxpresspurposc fi wire ? ° f Eivingimmcdlatc rehelin " ' - allchronic.unnarvnnoprl- ' " ontrrticr > , complicated forms , also all discuses of the Skin nnd Ulood promptly relieved and pcrrnnncntlycured by rerne- dicn.tcstcdin ai'orJyrcnra . . _ . , _ bpccitilJ'racticc. Seminal Vcnkness. NiRJU LOSSL. by Dreams , Pimples on he Face. Lost Manhood , | josirfi'cfiimi Ter6 nocjcprriiitcsiiliui. Th : appropriate ru.r.cdy ot once used In each cr.ie. Consultations , per' onal or by letter , sacredly confidential. Med icines aent bv Mall and Express. No marks on acnaEe to indicate contents or sender. Address ftJAMESMo.204WashnglonSl.Chcagoll ! ? ! . P r Men. Quick , tore , uf . Book frw. CI--JaAncrliVFLHouSLN wYork. D An Interesting trcati o on Wood nndSkln Dlpcasa ill bainiillcd free to miyono ho nlll tend tlielr nd rcsa to tliohuift Sncciilc Cc. . JJriU"r3. : Atlanta , Gt MDERBILT'S ' MILLONS , Could not buv from mo what SHIft'd SpociHo has done for mo. It cured mo ol Scrofula In Its worst 'orra ' , attor I had suit od with It fifteen 'ona ; yearj , and ha'l tried all tbo remedies , only to br'ak down my health and makn mo almost helpless. JIitH Ei.i/uifrrn DAKKII , Acworth , Ua. , July 15 , JSS4. INOCULATED POISON. Some dent > cara ago I Lccamo the \lctlm of a fear ful Blood 1'olnon , communicated liy a niirto to iny Infant , and tbcn'o throueh the broajt acd suflercd for blx long years The Morcurr and Potash treat ment eccnicd to drlto the rol on further into my system only to break out In woreo firm on other portions of my bodv. Ilireo months nifo I begun taklne ijwlft'a Specific , and It has cured me sound and well. It Is the greatest Mc sinpr winch has conic tomanUcdlnjcau Jinx. T. W Lift , drcornlllo , Ala , Sept. 4,18SJ. R18DON UEPUESENTfl Phcznlx AuantncaOv.ol ta , O wu Aoeets : , eKMt. WeKchs torN. T. , Capital ,030,090. i < nkferlianti.of ) Kowtik. K.J. , Oupllil l.srs.OOO. liardFlio.Phlladelrhla , clttl. . . . . . 1,200 , CW femen'llund OiC'Vl 1.389.31 * Bojial nltJ.8 Mall Stoamon SAILING EVERY SATURDAY , BETWEEN NEW YORK AND ANTWERP , Germany , Italy , Holland and Frantt Btoerage Outwardt20 ; Prepaid from Antwerp , tig ; Excursion , 839 , Including bedding , oto,2d Cabin , ? 50 ; Hound Trip , 990.00 ; Excursion , K1CO ; Salooa from tec to (90 ; Excursion 110 to 0100 , ( JTPotor Wright fe Sons , Qon Agents. CS Broad. ay N. Y. Caldwoll. Hamilton & Co. , Omaha. P. E , KIo oui k Co. , 203 N. 10th Btroet , Cinaba ; D. K. Klic 11 , Omaha A xutd. od-ly Health is Wealth ! Do. K. 0. WEST'H NRRTI AKU URAI.I TBKAHUKNT , a guaranteed epcclQo for Hysteria , I ) tzinoss , Convul- iloni , r'lta , Iicnous Neuralgia. Headache , Ncrvoui Proatratlon cau > cd by the use of alcohol or tobbacco , Wakefulnws , Ucutal dcprcvslnu. Soltenlne of the brain , resulting In Insanity and loaplng to misery , decay nnd death , Premature Old age , Haronosj , lo ofpOMcrlti either sex , Involuntary LOBSOB and Bpor- aiatoihoracaused by over oxertlontcf the brain , self- abusaoro > er Indulgence , r ch box. contains one month's treatment. Jl.Waboi.or eit bottles for J5.00.ecnt by mall prepaid on roovlpt ol prlco. WE QUAIUNTEK SIX UOKKi To cure snv case. With each order received by ns for Blx bottles , accompliihtd with ? 5.00 , no will send the purchi er our written guarantee to refund tbo nicnuy It the trcatmeuidots not effect a cure. Ouai. anteosIssued only by JOHN C : WEST & CO. , Jy SS-mio-ry M2 MadUon St. , Chicago , HI. JA8.H.PEABODY M.ii , PHYBIOIAM & BURGEON , Residence No. 1107 Jonet St. Ofllco , No. 1B03 Fat m , 8 Offloa hour * U m. to 1 p. m. and rom 2 to ralopiouofor jrico'JJ , rojltleaa ) , 125 The roraarkablo growth of Omaha during the last few yoara is a matter of great aatonishmont to these who pay an occasional viait to this growing city. The development of the Stock Yards the necessity of the Bolt Line lload the finely paved streets the hundreds of now residences and costly business blocks , with the population of our city moro than doubled in the last five years. All thin is a great surprise to visitors and is the admiration of our citizens. This rapid growth , the business activity , and the many substantial improvements made a , lively demand for Omaha real estate , and every Investor has made a handsome profit. Slnoo the Wall Street panio last May , with the subsequent cry of hard times , there has boon loss demand from specula tors , but n fair demand from investors Booking homos. This latter class are taking advantage of low prices hi building - ing material and nra securing their homos at much ICES cost than will bo possible n year honco. Speculators , too , can buy real estate cheaper now and ought ta take advantage of present prices for future profits. The next few years promises greater developments in Omaha than the past five years , which have been us good as wo could reasonably desire. Wow man ufacturing establishments and largo j ebbing bing houses are added almost weekly , and all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many in Omaha and through out the State , who have their money In the banks drawing a nominal rate of n- terest , which , if judiciously Invested in Omaha real estate , would bring thorn much greater returns. Wo have many bargains which wo are confident will bring the purchaser largo profits in the near future. "We have for sale the finest resi dence property in the north and western parts of the city. North -we have fine lots at reason able prices on Sherman avenue , 17th , 18th , lth ! ) and 20th streets. West on Farnam. Davenport , Cumin ; ? , and all the leading streets in that direction. r- * . , - - The grading of Fnrnam , Califor nia and Davenport streets has made accessible some of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city , and with the building of the street car line out Farnam , the pro perty in the western part of the city will increase in value. Wo also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper ty in the south part of the city. The developments made in this section by the Stock Yards Company and the railroads will certainly double the price in a short time. Wo also have some fine business lots and some elegant inside resi dence ? for sale , Parties wishing to invest will find ionic good bariums by calling on u BROKERS. 313 South 14th St Farnlmm and Douglas. l'"S. iA We ask those \vlio liavo iroirerty for sale at a bargain to give IH a callWp want only bargains. Ve will positively not handle prop- irty at more than its real value . \
