OMAHA DAIf/V BkF - SATURDAY , OC10BBJR JI
A FSNE LIHE OF
-AT-
TIIE ONLY EXCLUSIVE
IN OMAHA NEB.
Science of Lite , Only $1,00
BY MAIL POSTPAID.
EihiMtoi Tlt JUyNorTona and Fhrsliul Debility
rrotrutnro Decllno In M n. Errors ol Yon th , en tb
enlold mlsorloa esultlnff from Indboretloni or ox
CCMOB. A book tor orory nun , yoTinff , mldcllo. ired ,
and old. It oontilni 115 proscriptions ( or all cnl
nd nhronla dUeissn oichone ot which Is Invkltuble
So ( onnd by tba Anther , whoio eiperlenoo for II
yetri It noh sprob bly never before fell lo the tl
of any physio an too P'foj. bound In bomtlfu
French matllo maorcodooren , fall gllt.RtuninliMci
t3 bo ft Oner work n every acnso , moohanlcal , lit-
ornry and professional , thin any other work Bold In
Mill country for 12.60 , or the money will bo refunded
la omy InsUnoo. Prloaonly 11.00 by mall , pout-
paid. Illnstriktlre lample E cent ! . Bond now. Gold
modal iwardodthaanthor by the National Uedtcal
Amoclatlon , to the officers oi which ho refers.
The Solenso of Llfo should ba read by ths younj
for Initractlon , and by the ffllotsd for lelltf ,
It will bonefll all London Lanott.
There li DO member of looloty la whom Tba Sol-
cnoo of Ule will not ba metal , whether youth , par
ent , eaardlan , Instrnctoror clergyman. Argoninl.
Aridreo the Ponbody ITodleol Iniiltnte , oi Dr. W ,
II , Patkcr.No. BalOncb Street , IlMton Mans. , who
rn y bo con raited on all dtoexioi roqalr'ngnklllaod
experience. Csronlo andobitlnatedliou jsthat hare
baffled the lUll of all other phya-Mr" I olani
a spccUlty : Booh treated tncocavllCltl. fully
without anlnitwso failure , TUV FJ T
NEBRASKA LAND AGENCY
SOOOKSaOR TO DAVIS ft EKVDEB.J
Genera Dtatcn ID
U05FAUNAU8T. OMAHA.
Dtve for gala 100,000 acre ) carefully teloctod
n Kastoni Nebranka , at low price and on caiy tormi
Improved r\mn lor Bale In Doaglag , Dodge , Ooltni
Flatte , Hurt , Coming , Suriiy , Washington , tltr'.ol
Blunders , and Ilutler donation.
Taxn pild In alt part ) of tbo fHilo. ' .
Honor loaned on mprovod farms.
Notary Public alwavi In oOloo Correspond
BOTTLES.
Erlangor , . JJavaria
Oalmbacner , . . . Bnvaria
Pilsner . * Bohemian.
Kaiser . . . .
DOMESTIC.
BuAtvoiser . St , Louia.
Anhauser. . . . - 4 _ .St. Louis.
Beat's . . . . _ _ _ _ _ . Milwaukee.
Sclilitz-Pilsnor _ . Milwaukee.
Kruefs . Omaha
Ale , Porter. Domestic and Rhine
Wine. ED. MAJJKER ,
1213 Farnnm St
iinrfrlio D.Tcpi.
lalotnu LIVER Bill KIDNEYS *
Ullll Kl'.HTOlIE TIIIC HKAi.TiI
and Vjaoil of VOOTIL 1J > -
jn-
HlreiiRth ,
curuil. lloncs ,
licrvtB rccclvo nuwiurco.
r.llvoil ) the nilnil unit
dupullcs Wralu I'oncr.
BnirurlniMrom rol.ipliilntH
pocullurtu tholruvv will
llnU InDJUri' WTEll'SlKON TOWIO mfo und
rni-cily euro. Sllvcs a clear , licnlUiy coiiiploxloii.
Kruiiucnt fctf erupts nt of'r'/lf UnK only atlit
lotlio popularity tirtliuorlKliiM , IJuuoluxporl-
' , . . . , ,
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. IlurtnrMed Co.
Jlo..lor our "BUEAM UOOK. "
uufal.U > formaUonfruo.
DOCTOR
017 St. Charles S . , St. lonN , Mo ,
i ri IiiUr cr an l of w JeJle l Collnei , kn Irel'U lonj
> treiinciitDr Cn > u ir , Kmoti , 8m
U/HB Diiiiiul in ) otlirr I'lij.lrltn 111 BU tool" ,
ueJtj - . ow.
IJorvous PiostrAllon , Debility , Mental nnd
'Physical ' Wcaknesi , Mercurial and other AH c
lions ol Throat , Skin or Uoncs , Ulood Poisoning ,
old Sores and Ulcers , no imtni iih op > reil < ial
MK , OO Ulnl iltollllo pilDclr' , ' ! . K > rlr , l'llt ulj.
Diseases Arising trum Indiscretion , Excojs ,
E > posure or Indulgence , bkii produM Mm or ib
l lloiili' ( fdicUl bfr o iuc a , dttlUtj , dltf il of llfbt
aDddidttlra lutmorj. i luplci .a tb r M , | > V/ileil doMj ,
trrilontotb * .oclrij r rfm l i , coorniJii ttridMiei4.
rendering Marrlaxa Improper or unuinpy. mn
l nBiin ll > euruJ , I'iupblet (8 ( | ,
frte to my . Coniuluilob at
lMiir/lniM. nTe. Wtllo oi.
A Positive Written Guarantee
rlrci In ' ! curiUncMCi. tlrdlelnn lent ercrjuhm.
ramphleti , Enallth or Uerman , 01 pacei. d .
xcrlblnc obovo d" a eB , in male or female , t'KEH
MARRIAGE CUBDE I
XI pit M , floe rl > > < > - lll itr tt < l la lolli n4 jlll tlndlni
60emcuc7 ri' itM I i u , i | > ; r cettit. Il . Ibli Uol
ioiiului . ll > eiirfoui , duuliirut or Ucjul.lclte t u
w A U * < ! luiu t K >
ua If
A. BERG , M.
Office , 211 South Htli trcet , o\et Schroter k
1'tchfi Apothecary formerly Dr. Oressman'n rc
ldfnc , lUONotthlCthBt.
OR , HORNE'S ELECTRIC BELT
. . . . . . . .
t IJIfri HC. Iflllf CIOIIIHI. ivt. v " " '
* uU "bo n clriclt/ < J wnKiitllini thiinmhibi
! ilj. iud CMi ! U rM.I > irg S to Wk ImU&l bU piUonU
Winter UoouilDKtti MMonol the ) ear fcr fcchei
act ! paint. In Uewtf tlili ftct wowy Imy oo o !
Jr. llrric'n fleclrlo IIolU Ily o doing youvrll
rold KhcuuiUlno , Kldiioy Troublcn kiid oil tr Hit
tint UwhUhilrVO , llo not d Uy > but call at oui
fcUUwandtx&rulue belli , No. 1122 Itouiclm ttiett.f 1
U. r' OwjJic n' , U10f xnan > Bt.Oujal. lKeb. Of
0,0
-TKE
BEST TONIC.
medicine , combtnlns Iron wltli
Mo lonlc < , niilrhly nnd romnlclcly
'nrrs llTiprpntn , initlarntlnnVrfiliiirnn ,
Iiiipiirnllnnili.lInlurlnClilIlMniiilI''CTcrK
iinilNmrnlRln. . _ .
Ills mi unfallliiff rcmcilj- Tar Diseases of the
Klilncrn nnil I.trrr.
It Is liivnHmbla ( or Jlfcn ) ci peculiar to
Wonirn , nnil nil who Icml scdcntnry llici.
ItilocinotiiijiirathotcctbcmisDlicnilnclicor
prnilticft coiullpallon olAf Iran meillcinrulo
Itcnrlclicinnd juirlflu thcMood , llmtilMc
thonppctltc.ntils the n-nlmllatlon of fee < l , re
lieves Hcntthiirn nnd Hclchlng , nnd strength
cm the muwlr > nnd nerves.
I'or Inlcrmltlcnt Kevcru , iJUjltudc , Ijicko
Ilncrcy , Ac. , it IIM no eqiml.
Cf Tlic rrnnltin IIM nlmvo trndo Jrmrk ntn' '
d lines on w rapper. T ko no other
Ail Disputed la the BROAD CLAIM oi teliuili
VERT BEST OPERATING ,
QUICKEST SELLING AND
Jivcr offered to the public.
HAMBUEG-AMEEIOAU
Ooxxi.3pra.a3.-3r.
DtREOZ LINK FOR ENGLAND , FRANCE AND
GERMANY.
The steamships of this well-known line are built of
ron , In water-tight compartments , and are furnished -
ed with every requisite to mike the pnwago both
afo and agreeable. Thov carry the United Btatog
nd European malla , and leava Now York Tlmrs-
ays and Saturdays for 1'lymouth ( LONDON ) Out f.
bounr , ( FAIUB ) and IIAUBUIIO.
lutes : Steeri fo from Kuropo only (18. Flrit
Cabin , | 55 , JOS and 76. Stccrtue , ( W.
Henry I'undt , Mark Hanson , Y .E. Moorcs.M. Toft ,
Kentaln Omaha , OronowcK li Schoontgen , azontaln
Council Dluda. 0. U : IUOUARD t CO. , ( Ion. 1'aen
.RtB. , 81 Drocdway , 11. Y. Cb.is. Kozmlnnkl & Co-
Doncral Western ARinU , 170 Waihlngton'ijt. , Ohloa
( { 0,111.
, _ . . . . . . -Mn- . .
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J | Chartered by thcStateof till.
Unoli for thecxpres purpots
tf of clvlnnlmmcdlato rclfetlB
all chronlc.urmnrynnaprl-
complicated formii , also all
d' a of the fakln nnd
pcrm.inentlycured by reme-
\dlC'tCat'-dlnn-0r'W1'c ' 'J
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15/-'JK r/xf
i&V'J&dM * tiicetoll'raetlre * Seminal
. . . . . . .ncs . ItiKht Losaett by Dreams , Pimples on
the Face.LoitMnnhood1"1" ' " > " '
. . < > i * . ( i , , , ( . . . . .I * . The appropriate ri.T.cdy
.sot once used In each case. Consultations , per-
ion.il or by letter , nacreilly confidential. P.Icd-
clnen sent hv Moll nnd Express. No murks on
tenure to-lndlcate contents cr sender. Addreia
Unrunuo nnhllitw0,01' * t > * m iintrn . nooktiM.
raUrVOUS UODIIIiyuiTUUAi uriieoyaiiou btN.T.
$ 1,000.00 I
[ YTIIiLbopaldtoany one who will find
VV ol llcrcury , Potaah , Iodine , Arsenic , or any I'ol-
lonoiu aubttaoco In
JWIFT'S
"I have cured Ulood Taint by the use ol Hwlft's
3poclflo alter I hrul most slirnally failed with tlio Horary
ary anil 1'otaoh Treatment.
F. A. TOOHEIl , M. D. Perry , Oa ,
"Swl't's Spoelflo has cured roe of Scrofula of 12
yeara stamllntr. Had eoros aa hive as my hand , and
every ono thought I was doomed. Hnitt'it tipocllla
rured mo alter iilijelclaim anil all other inedlclna had
failed. ' 11. U II1Q1I , Lonuko , Ark.
< B -f A nnr\w0"1' ' ' n0' purcha-so from u-o what
tJMV/.UUU Swift's Hjioclflo has done for mo. It
cudro tuo ol Ilhcumatlsm minted by malaria. "
AKUII1K TlIOMAb , HprlOKaold , Tcnn.
Our TreatUe on Ulood and Skin Dlieaact mailed free
ppllouito to
TUB SWIFT HPKCIFIO CO.
Drawer B , Atlanta , da.
N , V. Offlw , 1(9 W. 22d St. , between Bill anil 7tb
Avounea. I'hlladeluliU ofllcxs 100 Chcwtnut t.
I
nEI'IlEBKNTH
Photalt Anonnoo Oo. ( ol on , 0Mb
Allot ) C5SSt,60 .
eitoh oteiN. Y. , Oapllal .ODO.oof.
iaeifercnints , of Newttk , K , I. , Capital 1,275,031.
Uadolihla " , pltU l.SM , CCO.
O r"t l . . .
RED STAB LINE
Belgian Boyiil mndU.S , M UHtemon
SAILING EVERY SATURDAY ,
BETWEEN
NEW YORK AND ANTWERP
rhtlU\intGcrmany , Italy , Holland and .France
Steerage Outvard20 ; Prepaid froraAntworpln ;
Eiourilon , JJD , Inriu Jluit boddlnfr , cto , Xd Cabin , V'O ' ;
Round Trip , (90.00 ; Uicurilon , 9100 ; Saloon from lid
lo | 30 ; Exourilon 110 to 1109.
ter Wright * Sonl , Oen Atfenta. 61 Broad
way N. Y.
CililwtlU Ittinllton * Co. , Omaha. [ P. K. Flo
nan 4 Co. , 03 N , loth Street , Omaha ; D. K. Klu
all , OmUiaA "nti. od-ly
Health is Wealth \
l > a. I" 0. Witar'a Nsnrs AND URAIN TiiiisuENT , a
iruaruiUed nwcldo for Hysteria , 1) nlncw , Uoavul-
lout , Klt , Kervuui NvuralgU , Iloadache , Ncr\ou
l'io tr > tloii CAU'ixl by the u o olalcuhul or tobbaooo ,
Wftkcfulooui , tlentu diironlcin. SolUnlnK of thu
btalu , roultluir In Intaully and Icoiiluij' to i l ory ,
doc * ) Mid death , Premature 01J age , uaroneuj , lom
elK | ) trlii tlthcr KOI , IiivoluuUry Lonoj aud Hper *
matoihoracauMid by o > erexertlantc ( the brain , twlf.
uliuworovor luJuljtnoo. Kach box. ooiitalni one
u ( inth's treatment , 8l.oO borer ill bottlcu lur
H.IK ) , mnt by mallprtuld | on receipt ot prloa ,
WE OUAKANTKE BIX BOXKJ
To euro iny case. With each order received by m
for li bottle * , accomi'lUhod ' with ( i 00 , we will send
I ha purchaser our written guarantee to refund thi >
tnt ucy If the trvatineuidooi not ctteot a oure. 0u r-
auteusliucJ only by JOHN 0 : WB3T & CO. ,
jTsS-ruJierV MJ atadlsou Ht. , CUIoaxo , ill.
JAB. H. PBABOUY M. u ,
PHYBlOIAli & SUaGKOW
UetMcnoo No. 1 tOT Jontu St. Office , No. 1BOJ Fat
am tl Oittou h7ur < 1 m. to 1 P , ui. and romJK.U
p.m. Tjtoy'iait lor oUcn 7J , mlicaoj , US
n Country Scliool ,
I'rclty niulrno \ nnd lircd ,
Slio iti iri lifr ftlff lucked clmir ,
WIil'o ' tliebl 7ingMimmer un
HM cs in < m her toft hrown hitr :
And the llltlo Jirnok wllhotit ,
Tlint f lie licnrn thrnugli tlio open door ,
Mocks with Itfl mttnncrconl ,
JInid bench nnd dusty flee : .
It > ocmi an endless round ,
Grntnrnnrand A U 0 ,
The blnckboird ftnd the gitmi ,
The ntupld Kergraphy !
When from toncher to litllo .Hm ,
Not onn of them cnrea n utrnw
Wlicthoi' Muhn" h in any "cate , "
Or Kani.ia in Omahn ,
Tor Jimmio's bare brown feet ,
Are nililng to wade In the stream ,
Wioro the trout to hh Ittrlng Imit ,
Shall Icaji with a quick , blight gleam ,
Ana hit teacher's bltin eyes stray ,
To the flowers on the ile k hard by
Till her thoughts have followed her eye * ,
With a half unconscioui sigh ,
Her heart outruns the clock ,
As she smclU their faint , sweet Bcent ,
But when have tin c and heart
Their moaiuro In tiblson blent ,
For titno will haito or lug ,
Like your shadow on the grau ,
That lingers far behind ,
Or Hies when you fain would pas .
Have patlonco restless Jim ,
Tlio Htre.im and fish will wait ,
And patience , tired bltio eye. ' ,
Down the winding road by the gate ,
Under the willow shade ,
Htands seine nno with fresher flowcrf ,
So turn to your books ogaln ,
And keep love for thu after hours.
IIONKY FOll TIIK
Thu newest Parisian fiincy in earrings art
silv or elephants set with precious Rtunci nni
tncaatttlbtr from one lo two Inches ,
An Indiana school loachor arrested n man
Trr kissing her without iwrmissloa. Verdict
Not guilty on account of Insanity ,
3)rots ) _ buttons inado of pearls , both black
and whitu ; of blocd stones , rubles and other
ireclous atonei , nro nmoi/g / the newest fan
cit .
The full cmpiro puffed sleeve , reaching
Tom the shoulder to below lha flbsw , torml *
tiatlng Ihcro in n deep trill , has boon rovlvct
In 1'aris.
.Toweled gold bands nro worn about the an
lo by some wealthy young ladies. The fashion
H only proper for the hottso , and many of the
anklets nro made of bracelotu ,
The hali nnd bonnclu of llio coming season
ire contradictions of each olhcr. Thti hats are
argowllh lall lapo.lng crowns and medium
width brims , whllo the bonnets are small.
A Duluth man uho was jonlous of bis wifa
ltd her buatlo so ns to keep her at homo , nnil
the papom Bpoak of it aa "an outrage worthy
of the dork ages , "
SapphircH are coming into favor for bridal
iowclry. One of the prettiest designs for at )
enragement ring Is a hoop of twisted gold , col
with two interlinked hearts of sapphires , sur
rounded by pearls.
Braids of all kinds and widths , silk and
woolen ; or covered with raited work In cho-
nlllo or velvetin stool , jit , silyor or gold , will
Dgaln this season bo a favorlto trimmiug for
dresses , wraps , and 03 a garniture for both
round hats and bonnets.
A novelty in foil bonnets shows the brims
overed with embroidered bands , and flowers
in the ground ; done in the color of the felt
vith a lllt'q tinsel effect. Sumo seal nnd
thor fur brims nro also seen , nnd will bo worn
i'trlng mid-win lor.
'Oh I do so dale on the sea , " she gurgled.
'If you only had n yacht , Augustus dear ! " "I
mvo no yacht , Wilhulmina , " ho sighed , "but
cangivoyotia little smack. " And then it
omided as if a cork had flown out of a but-
Ic.
Narrow bracelets and rings , set all around
vith rubicn. are among the newest fashions in
owelry. Tha bracelets nro largo nod worn
vcr the glovo. Owl-honds maOo entirely ol
ubies , are among the , .lnH , nnd staru , beotlca
xnd frogs uru also worn.
Paris Beacon : A Pnrli girl Icitaed a drum-
ner no hard thut It blow thu gold filling out of
wo of her ( Uoth and thatloicd her gloss eye
and stopped the etght-diiy clock across the
trcot. yho hadn't had very much experience
ither.
Some of the tallor-mado costumes of the
atcst desciiption bavo the full lint-pleated
yatorfall urnpery In the back , handsomely ,
incd with velvet or satiu of a phado contrast-
: ig or harmonizlog with ono of the shades of
lie figured woolou fabric terming the coatum ? .
Many of the newly Imported fabrics attest
o the coining popularity of yellow , and In
rons goods various shade * of this color are
hewn , deep belgo verging on orange , is mado' '
p In combination with certain ricli shades of
jrown , the result being most harmonious ,
A lovely lambrc < iuln for a long shelf is made
of dark crimson folt. It is finished on the
' docs not trtko a great deal of time to do
The fashion of Adding removablu paniera to
o any dress of suitable material , such as silk
r velvet , M convenient ono for transforming
moderately plain gown into quito a- drossy
no. The paniors nro madu of piece laca , to
vhlch t rulllo of wide Inco is added ni a finish
o the edge.
Some of the silver collet-necklaces worn are
ladoin square links. These are engriiTcd
vith various quotations and n. jmyrams of
ritndi. Quarters and dimes that have seen
irvlco on bnnglo hracelets are oho niadu into
leao necklaces , which are worn cloao mound
10 neck outsldo the coll.ir ,
Astrakhan borders many of the new tailor-
lailu jiicketH. These ure made rbort , und
ark Neapolitan red cloth is in much xequeit
ir them , hut thd choicu of this uotur reudern
. iiecesnary to select only inch cottturned aud
oiinetB as may properly bo worn in conjnnc-
ion , unions , of course , ihowardrobu mlinitaof
umy cliangus ,
The newest crinolines to wear beneath the
i-aterfidl drapery nro made of gray hair-cloth
vith graduated lloimruH up the bock , or of
tout gray linen , with honvy Btuola run into
lie widohenid nf euch llouncn , aud so arranged
hut they can bo slipped out and the akirt
voshod. Stout elastic bands keeps the skirt
n plaro and help to distoa thu steeled rullles
Beneath thu drapery of the druss ,
Mon have various vlnlotis htiblls tippling ,
mokinpr , playing billiards , und ftoqnontiiirf
ho ] > eel rooms , Tliu chief fominlno vice con-
IsU in looking in at thn stora windows and
earning for that which she Is nniiblo to pur-
huse. It has Ixien eatimatoii that it roqulroj
no hundred bourn hard shopping for a woman
0 buy a calico droaa thut la worth 81,12 when
t in madu up.
A novelty in the shape of a pin-cushion la
nailu iu the form of a work-bag. I tin nearly
quart ) . It U faced with pink bilk , the coyer-
tig being of olive plush. Ou the upper side
bu spray of ildueraiu aniseuo embroidery
ust a ro e and buds , or some similar simple
k'Blgn. Thu bag is shirred , and u pink bow
niton over the lOilrriug , ThU m y hang bo >
ildo th toilet-table or lie upon the dressing ,
case. It id u pretty ornament , and it may bo
used an advantage over mauy ornamental
cushions.
A Brooklyn woman , who was lately
drenched by the couteuU of u itrvat nwiiiug
which the proprietor had neglected to empty
) ( accumulated rainwater , his MUUI ! htm for
$250 damages. The bill of particulars was
made up ax follows ; Bonnet , iH'J ) dress , § ! > ,
jlovcs , S2 ; medicine , 87 ; loss of time , S'J5 ' ;
Liudiiy imm and BUlforin , $ lThn noticeable -
able thing about this bill is the small value of
, ho dry goods iis couip.iml with the cstimato
set on the owner's tluiu und uen ibllitie. .
Manila are to bo very long and elaborately
trimmed. The iiewvtt matoilal Is patterned
withvehet ill ral\ed de igm , u fuvotilo being
tho'Vlg-zug" suggest ho of forked lightning.
Them are wlio fuzzy / ' and geometric na
mes that impark t goupral idea of crtMikoduosa
The < fr , hormonioui lliiwer oullinuj once o
ixijiular tfoiit this poaiou to bo quitu over
looked , 'IhuninvmuterlaU are of a rather
rough woolen suUi'.ance , itenicly black , which
xluiHii tip the velvet pattern in liij-.U relief ,
Chenello frlofo * arc used us tiimiuings for
winter mnntliB madoc < f the new faltic.
Bomo rtm.irkably natty husiti-kckets are
1 own this seaaon , muuy haiidiomely b aidiHl ,
other * with bmidi of Astrakhnu fur outljiug
the ogf ! Yory chlo und 'jaunty thocu look ,
and would suem to lit lo perfect on. TUB iine t
of them ate marfu in black , uoldou bro u ,
( t l , or mvrtlu-gittuu eUUic cli/tlu , tritumed
with uiarubout , thu notvust kind bniug beauti
fully tlmded nd very pleulng ; m etlcct.
Ladles have loaned by pad oxpetlenco , however
over , that it' f nlss rcotioniv to buy nny bn
real feather trimming ; the best oemg ccr
tainly the cheapcft.
IJcii' Nip.
The Temperance men , as you may gueis ,
Kcquettod mo their clnn tn ble s ;
I lot their nomination flip.
Wnll , rather yes , I do confesi
I gomotimcg take n little nip.
MnrcliHiK Homo.
Oh , IJlalno rosy boast and Cleveland brip ,
And Butler smllo and nU the wag ,
And parlies fight and foam ;
Oh , thyme and talk about your men ;
You'll feel a little different whnn
St. .Tobtiny comes marching homo !
I > HOP3.
Tradpfmen in Mndag-vcar who givn short
weight are sent to prison for n yoar. In tin
country they go to a watenng-plnco every
summer ,
Hank runners in Philadelphia are mrssen
gora whocairy chocks , funds , etc. , from bank
to bank. In Now York , the bank runners nro
mostly cashiers.
A Now Jersey pirl in charged with having
two husbands , ono a plumber and the othe :
an ice man. She was evidently doterminci
to roll In wealth nil the year round.
"A California farmer his had to pay r fine
of 810 for knocking his hired man down will
a bunch of grapes welching ten ) bounds. I
was chcui-cr than hunting around lor a rock. '
Dr. Hammond tays a woman's beauty tie
ponds on the amount and quality of the bee
nnd mutton she eati. Perhaps thla Is why
seine boatding house landladies look BO
tough.
The English syslem of eating five meals a
day ii being Introduced Into this ( ountrv.
This will give public officers something to do
whilothoy ire not breakfasting , dining or
suppiug.
Gllroy. Cal. , lias a model jmltco of the
peace. Ho recently fined a man SO for being
drunk , and took In payment thereof n ono-
bladed j ck-knlfo , a deck of cards , nclay pipe
a day's labor , DO cents In cash nnd a premise
to pay the balance the next timu ho came to
town ,
A Galveston darky niOtod breathlessly into
a doctor's ofh'ca and oxclalmod : "C.iine on
doctor , right off. Dar is toinobody who is it
on awful n'x laid up in bed agroanin' and
ngroanln1. " 'Whois It ? " "Its mo. Yet
see , bois , I didn't hab nobody to send , BO I
como myself. "
The Digger Indians Imo incurred our everlasting
lasting animosity by predicting an "open
winter. " When the Jligger Indians promise
an open winter , t o wealher h cold lhat irqu
hitching.posti split open and hero nro six
wcolis of down-to-zero weather in January.
A man in Montreal linn boon sued for rail
ing another a "dudo " The plaintiff's action
prove * conclusively that ho wai not what he
nnd been called. A thorough "dude" would
have struck thu olfet.dcr real hard with a
toothpick nnd told him to go away.
When n tolcgraph dispatch states ttat dur
ing a cyclone lomtistoens were carried out ol
a cemetery across the strnet by the wind , wo
don't know which astonishes un the most-tho
strength of the wind or the lying ability of
thoman | , who sent the dispatch. It appears ,
however , that none of the coffins were blown
out of the graves.
A pa sengor in i\n Arizona railroad twin
was arrested by n sheriff for a minor offence a
short tlmo ago , Seeing n judge playing poker
In tbosmokiug-car with n brace of oloticls ,
the shot iff prevailed upon him to stop the
game and try the prlsiner 'I ho judge did
so , fined the prisoner 10 and before nu hour
had passed awuy had cleantd out every colonel
nel on the train. Then ho played n little
tramo with the late prisoner , who promptly
won all tha judge's pile and not up the driuku
for the crowd.
The Chinese
O. bring mo n map cf the neat of war !
I hear the guns on tlio rtvor Mini
I want to see where the niisplea toro
Through far Poo-chow with a devil's din.
Just show mo Ko-lung and Sinon-choo ;
And where , O where , can bo Kin-to chlng ,
Chow-choo , Chang-chow , and where Cha-oot
Is Ilinm-wha tar from o'd ' Yen-ping ?
' [ Philadolphl Tress.
Sorry lie atnjod.
' 'I will " he "and sing
stay , sant ; my lay ,
While slumber soalu your eyes ;
And the deep still ni bt will chaao the c'ay
Away from the star-lit .ikies.
"I will wako and ring till the mornirg star
Snail glow In the Kastoru eky"
But ho didn't ; the d.ig woke up just then
Aud Rmoto him hip und thigh.
[ Louisville Courier Journal.
ML'BIOALi AND DIKVMATIO.
Janauschek is ploying to good houses
n Philadelphia.
Edwin Booth begins a series of representa
tions in Berlin in February.
The coming season will V > e a genuine fare-
rell tour of the Boston Ideal Operu company.
Agnes Hwnlington , the contralto , has ar-
anped for n , concert tour through New Eng
land ,
Fanny Davenport will Appear in Denver on
text Monday as the heroine of Sardou'u great
Iroma , "Fedora. "
Koso Kytingo has purchased i\ new comedy
Irnma entitled "Aunt Kmily , " She will play
t first in San Francisco , December 13.
Mlnnlo Mnddurn has been secured by Clias.
frohman , She will stur under his mtmniro-
noiit for throe yetrs. Her tour becrimi No *
rembcrSO , with "Cnprico. "
Sadlo Mattlnot has been pecially engaged
o play Fuchsia lU'acli , the American girl , in
'JSloths/'duiiiift the engagement ol the Wul-
uck Oiiiiipiiny at the arar.d opera house nnd
'eoplo's theatre , in Now York , and wliuu
buy appear in Brooklyn.
A Now York writer cruelly says of Lotta :
'Kvery year that i nddodto _ Aties IiitU's
ifo appears to make about toia relative change
n the ulnvation of her nkirts. If she remains
in tlio ttage about four years lonffr ( ; under
his f-yttem , her pottiaoats will be worn al-
no t uxclunvely nbove her waist. "
"Do I know McCullough ? " Bald Manager
ftmmermvi yoatorday ovoning. "Of conr u 1
Jo ; poor follow , I remember in San Fian-
iibcu when he wax manager of thu California
.heater. 'Genial John' everybody called
lim. Hn was well ell too hi * rheck was
rood for Si.TO.000 nt any time. "
Minnia llauk was recently thn object of
narked attention on too part of the crown
> rincoof Germany. On ho- way to Prague
iho rusted i t the Bayrlscho Hof , In Nurem-
> org. The Hume day the crown prince visited
.lim picturcsqne town and stopped at tin san.e
lotelhoro lie honored thopilma donna with
\ vinit.
Col , Maploaon has ttiumpliod nnd Now
Vork will u0Min nnjoy the delialiti of the Itul-
un oper.i at tlio Academy. Tha stockhuldars
laving wisely , at a meeticfr last Thursday , ro-
jolvod as suggested Itv the Mnrcury some
weeks ago , to ossu. * * thu itockholders boxes
und iw.its on Patti and Ml wm nielits so that
in additional < SOCOO may ba secured to the
mipioisanofor the season's enterprise.
Several of the leading actors aiid manai'ets
of London nro organizing a theatrical ex-
uhaugu v > ith view of tr niacting builnexj
without intormediailos. It is propostd to pro
vldo a building which ahull servo ns u reu >
dizvoua forall registered member * of the pro
fession , and to arrungo engagomoiits and dates
in the B mm way as Is uow done by scores of
scatteied druuiatlo ugonciou. The enlorprHu
Is lo bo on Ufa ro-oporntivu principle , ami Us
promoter ) behove that it will bo ivot only self
supporting , but remunerative.
In Februiry and March n wries ol irrand
concoitj will bo given at Monixo , at tvhich a
p iftict galaxy of prime dotiuo will at pear.
Not only MoidaJUCa Krauns , ( . 'aroliuu rfalla
and I'lifei-UuvricH , but Kmma Nuvuda. the
lining slur , and Christina Nili-non , the abiding
planet , will ilaiilu the beLoldeid and charm
the earn of nil , 1'auro , the incomparable
batitone , U to have $12,000 fur the twelve
cono3tta ,
CONNUUlAltlTlKS ,
Ml s Oanlo A tor will return to Now York
im October 20th to propirt ) for her vddm ; ,
A young man by tha name of Bwect waQ re-
ceiitly murrii-d ton Mind ICnox. She get's the
s\\eoU and ha will et the knocbi.
Th mknUgu f Civu. Alex. MoD. Co.k.U.
S. Army , and Mls Annie Colt.of Mtl atikLe ,
was pnlcbrated nt Naih tnh Tit sday. Itev ,
Dr. Ktinp r and B'uhc p Welles officlatinv.
A level heidcd young American girl , who
was recently n-nriled ton lawyer In Kngiali'l ,
previous to the weddirR iilneed'hcr forttmo in
tliolmnds of trustees for lici inillvldual bene
fit. Her fathfr was r Nnw Yorker who be
came wealthy in thodiitidery business.
The latc t style in innrrlapro ceremonies Is
for thobrido to comn up tlio aisle of the church
nlono , while the bridegroom Mioiks In at the
clmncol door nnd m et her at the altir. Wo
1'rotest ogalnclthis fashion It croatcs nmas-
cullno pri'dispo itlon'to bo henpecked. fllur-
llncton Free Press.
A young man nnd woman in Udlnburg
wcro lined a shilling nplcco for falsely stating
In the presence of witnesses that they wcro
husband and wife. According to the Scotch
law , when persons nro thus convicted of pretending
tending to bo married they are thereby Har
ried in tpito of thcmsolvc * .
A wedding in high Ufa occurod in New York
last week. Grace Church was well filled by a
Fashionable gathering to witness the marriage
of Miss Leonie Jerome , daughter of Mr Loon *
ird Jerome , to Mr. John Leslie. The groom
Is a son of S r John Lcsho , of ( ilivsloiigh , Ire
land , and a lieutenant in the Grenadier
Guards.
A Boston youog Jady was proposed to by
the aid of a typo-vvr.ter. Ho said ho conMd-
orcd she miRht want the thing framed. This
ics of tlio certificates of birth of the now mem
ber * of the family ns they arrive , the walls ef
my lady's baudoirc'uild supply very oetcrlain-
jug rcfulinp. Only if n follow wanted to deny
it n printed proposal would bo an nwkw.in
document.
E ? A well-known Urtro't clergyman who hn
ono of the la'gcst rongregntiouH in town , n
nn well M tlio largest c\pncity to npnrociato a
joke , relates Hint ono day last week ho wa
called on to marry a couple. His cnteclifci
of the prospective bridegroom was ontlsfactory
nnd lie thou turned his attention lo Iho Indy
' Have you ever been innrricd ? " was asked
"Yes. tir. "
"Husband doud } "
"No , dr. "
' .Aio you divorced ? "
'N-no-not exactly , but I'm just ns treed
divorced ! My husband left mo , nnd beside ;
MU never paid the minister for marrjin' us. '
IJelvu.
Belvci on n trlcyclo ,
Blnino on n boom immonic ,
G. Cleveland squirming un a rail ,
And Duller on Iho funce.
[ Burlington 1'reo Press ,
Ho Can't Hwfm.
] 3ob Inscrfoll would like the placa
Of President , I ween ;
Oh , how hla chubby , chornb fao
Would glen * , could ho but win the race
IJut "Jordan rolls between. "
A Now York fish dealer displaynd a Inrgi
ilatter of ralnion eggs from the llestigoiichi
iver that lo ked oxnctlv like ripe currauts ,
md they were labeled"JCng.ish icd currants. '
Many n purchaser picked up one , tailed it
nnd walked silently away.
Kate Smuhoy , n young lady of Fort Plain ,
N. Y , who claims to have fasted for 201 days ,
vill probably pay the penalty of her foolish
mattrdmu with her life. She Is said to bo in
a very weak condition , hardly able lo BCD or
, a'k , and there is little chance of her ro
covory.
Clmnliors county , Alabami , has n ten-year
old negro girl who lus been gradually do
veloplnp into a white girl for Ilia past Ihreo
: ears. The doctors May eho h a lucopathia , an
acquired nonhoredltary infection of the flkin
caused by omo derangement of tlio nervous
ystein.
A curious neoillo , says the Toronto Glebe is
n pofssssinn of Queen Vlct.ria. It was made
nt the celebrated needle manufactory at Ked-
litch , and represents the Trojan column in
niniature. Scenes of tbe Queen'a life are do-
ncled on the neeiilo so finely > ut and so email
hat thov are only discernable through the
nicroHcopo.
The largest photographs In the world will
3 on eshibitlui nt the New Oileans Kxposl-
; ion. They are views of tbo public buildings
n Washinpttn taken by ordrr of the govein-
Bient. They are five feet wide by even feet
eng and have been framed in finely finished
ash frames with a gold lining.
Some nf the customs of the Thibetan * are
ery curious. At patting a junior person takes
K his cap , bows , and puts his tongue out.
.hey pull their cheeks in order to show stir-
criso. Turning the big finger means approval
nd turning up the little finger means the eon-
rnry. The real of the fiugers signify an in-
d iforont quality of thing or person. All the
non and wotnon smoke. The nomadic Thl-
iclans do not bury Iheir dead , but throw
hem to wild beasts ahd birds of prev. In the
apital of Thibet the clergy men decide SB to
lie disposal of o dead body , whether It shall
le burned , or thrown into the river , or buried
r left as a prey for beasts and birds.
LooicroiiT , N. Y. , October 2. Mrs. Seoley ,
ving in the town of Surdinia , between the
orks of the Catt rgin and the ftot of Lord
till , Hometimo since complained of pain In
or arm. Dr. Go. N. Kingman , of Sardinia ,
ificovored tlmtthero were nee ) les in the mus
es. He applied a poulrico and a few days
fterwards took out several needles. This wa
epeatcd. The other arm wan similarly
ifccted and likewlso treated , vith like result.
it last accounts ho had taken from the wo-
lan'n aim forty-six needles , or points , others
vero broken nt both ends , reseinbleng pieces
i wire. The case is niystorloua. The woman
alma to bo unaware ot how or when the need-
ei wore Introduced into h system.
Dan Karons ,
Whnn lovely woman takes a notion
With n brir-k to hit ticat _ ,
A 1'uiniiif ' ; houav , n racing ocenn
Were u fuc tbfer vput than that !
Sei/.o hcrii | | k , eecurn nnd bind her ,
I'.ro ' the inUilo ditu f < ho throivs ;
Or' 'lit like , some one behind her
Gets it full upon thn nine.
[ Detroit IfreoProsft.
A midnight lai'.sion has ! > : < : n utarfced in
hlcago.
Jl ) , L. JIowlji , the ovangohiit , will be in
> wa during thuinter ,
Tha annual conference rf tlio Unltutl
rethera of Cirint ! iu being held in Sacnt-
nento.
The savunty-fiftl annivorxary of the Ainori-
111 hoard uf commiuiunurs fur foreign inln-
oiis Is now i i Beaiion nt Columbus , O.
Kentucky has 1,2H7 , Bipt'st ' clmrcnes. In
man the baptism ! ) durlng ho pasta year num.
ured li.Oliii , amltho not guin in mouibera was
053.
The brick work on the cathedral at Van-
on ver , W , T , , will be completed In a. few
ayx Work un the interior hrws been com-
Bishop. Varro nf Montreal duaouneus thn
D.Ulioliu union of the Xnighta of St. John as a
ort of If'rfouioaon society , and therefore coiu-
ig uud r the ban of the church.
Tha society of Frlouds reports a total moin-
lernlii in this tountry of about 75,000 , aud
n Gruut Britain and Iieluud abotit 17,0.0 ,
'bey carry nn coiibideruble misilon work.
Atlanta , G . , U to have n grand tabernacle
o uo'uiiimoJ.iUi people who ure not regular
lunch goers. It n u.\pictod tn cost * l 0,0(10 ( ,
uul Konittpr ll'Josvn bus subscribed isj.OOj
ov/anlt ths amount.
The diocese rU Floilda Is the ouly oniv In the
\a\eric.m Protestant Kpiscupal cliuich in
which there IB. not a tinglu church or chapel
v hern pews IUB ranted or sold. Tim otfortory
its ruvcnuv ,
H At its recent Benson the IKitroIt Methodist
ihiiiQipal eonfo'ome ordered u beries of ills-
rtut ceiitom ial conventluas lo bo held thU
all. Tim first ut these u ill bo held Nov IS
und ' "Jin tha Garlaud Street church nt Flint
The eldest church ol Kng'lsh culgin in this
countty is in the Ulo of Wight county , Va. ,
and it was Luilt , it U tin ugnt , in lloi , and c f
imported brick * , The thick walls and to'er '
am ttill tirm , but the windows , doors , and in
terlor woodwuik are gone.
j iThU year being tha centenary of the organ !
ration U the MeilioJUt church in thU country
independently nf thu Kuglii-h Wotleyan body ,
tlio bout hi rn Methodist church is commoinor-
litiuv it by cvntemtry contributions , The
amount ralnd up to thu parent time Is S
181.
181.Tho union camp meeting at Union clinch
on Blue Jtidgc , Fall county. Texas , which
lifted nine days , c' 3 d with Rood result * .
The napllsto , Methodists , Prejbyterlans and
Cumberland Prosbjtfrians look p it In il and
U was cmritd on by Ihe pridMs ii chat go of
Iho ro'p'-ctlvo churches.
The untisuil soectaclf was wllnpspod nt Lo-
pan pnrt rccr > nlly of thitlv-fivo Immersions in
Lei rlvtr 1 he persona bnptized wore con
verts to the Sovcntli-day A uv enlist faith , and
were gathered into the fold ut the camp meet
ing now being held in that city , and which in
attended by nliont tovcn hundred people from
all over Indiana ,
A I'Yiolnuui's AVlBli.
The coachman mnnies Iho l''y. '
Her father would rather a duke ,
But if I wore that elegant coachman
I'd rather nave married the cook.
JIM Bnoxsos' , 3
Vltnl Questions II !
Atk the moil tmincnt physician.
Of wiy acliool , what is the beat thine
in the world for quieting nnd nllnying nil
irritation of the nerves , nnd curing nil
forma of nervous complaints , giving nat
ural. childlike refreshing nlcup nlwnynt
And they will tell you unhesitatingly
"Some/mm oflToptW
CIIAI'TFn I.
Ask nny or nil of the moat ominontphy
aiciana :
"What is the boat nnd only remedy
that can bo relied oil to euro nil diseases
of the kidneys and urinary organs ; such
as Briht'a ; disease , diabotoa , retention , or
inability to retain urine , nnd nil the dis
eases and ailments peculiar to Women"
"And they will toll you explicitly nnd
emphatically "JJuchuJt/ "
Ask the snmo physicians
"What is the most reliable and unrest
euro for nil liver diseases or dyspepsia ;
constipation , indigestion , billiousncss ,
malaria , fever , ague , it c , , "mid they will
toll you :
MandraM or DaruMion\\\\ \ \ \ \ "
Hence , when thcso remedies arc combined with
others equal ly valuable
And compounded into Hop Dlt'cr * fucli a non-
dtrlul &nd mynterloUR curatho ponder is dovolopatl ,
nMch Iisovaricdln Ui operations that no disease or
111 hcilth can possible cxUt or rcalat Its iiowcr , and
yet It Is
Harmless fcrtlio most frail woman ,
Id or smallest child to uso.
CHAPTER II.
"Patients
"Almost ileid or nearly d
For years , nnd given up by physicians
of Bright'a and other kidney diseases
liver complaints , Bovcro coughs , callec
consumption , have been cured.
Women yone nearly crarj/HH !
From ngony of neuralgia , nervousness
vrakefulness , nnd various diseases peculiar
liar to women.
People drawn on tot ehapo from axcruclatlngpang
ot rheumatism , lnllnuir.tory nnd chronic , of auuoriL
Irom scrofali.
" altrlicum hlood lioI.
and , In fact , almost all diseasui Iran
N.Uuro la heir to
Have been cured by Hop Hitters , proof of whtcl
can bo found In evoij ne'gluurhood la the knonn
wotM.
firNonogemitncwlthouta hunch of treon Hop :
an too white label. Shun nil Iho vllo , poisonous stiu"
with "Hop" or "UopB" li their name.
For the Cure of all diseases of
Horses , Catt.e , Sheep
DOGS , HOGS , POULTllY.
Used successfully for 20 years l > y Far
mers , Stockbreeders , Jlorso IMl. , Ac.
lliulnrscil t iisrdby the U.S.Governm'l.
iiliI | ( > Ls .tCImrs ( Kent frep.-Ss "
HUMPHREYS' ' MEDICINE CO , ,
109 Pulton St , Wow York.
HuVnphreysJ Homeopathic
use 30 ypnrs. The only miccewiful remedy for
. . . -mtruinJ on receipt of
. . , , , - - . . " , II iMIil r ) yH'riom
MixllclnoCOM 10'J KiillouSt. . .
Lvora & MEALY
& Zttonroo StB. ,
\Vlllieol > oa their
DAND CATALOGUE ,
br Ib-l.HOingei. StW engnu Ings' '
of lailrumenti , SuiLi , Cap * , Hells,1
' -
ritui filajor1 ! StKtli a
IUU , Sundry llan i OntliU
'MmterUli. * liO lacluJM loitructloa
F.sircUen for Amataur HinJi.aod & Cat- ,
* ljac cf choice ti&M niutd paailedfrter
ffrn > fil ipiwllilnc toulo if yjuiiltt ) Cror ( TJOW uirtaC )
" * ufll , M ri Iif fp i , l > Utib < r * , lt r M < 4 Aiuv , w.t i
Mi of i MII ) * r tut to ftll mninitr . ( rink * Irj tl. i
f iatiLU Vlu tilt jour KT'wr .r tlttiKi > it for tWoni'1
K.krajriuHitvi"t / u 11 fcitoir.Ticu\t ; .
j. v ; . 7l7 ? : Iu.ulTi : COLS ACSIII *
Protection. No such
protcctlvo aaliikt |
chllliiaril fe > cr and
othur ( Uiiasot ola
malarial tjj ) exUt-
a > II stottor'd Stoin.
ach Hitters. It ray
liter iliionlcrs rhoti-
nutismkliliicy and
bltdder nlluentf.
with certainty and
irompt i tuilc. A
claoi ; a * gratifying
aoltu complcto noon
takeiplacoiu thoap
l < caranco , as well us
thueeniatlon ol the
wan and hazard In
\alM , wlio lines thlu
standard protootcf
of health and
atrenth | { tor eaVe
y a'l ilril morally
CHE BRUNSWICK , BALKE , COL-
LENDER
f ,
tSUOOKSTOItS TO TJIJI J. M. 1J. & ft CO.M'it )
The uicMt rxtenGlve mtnulncturvn ol
IN TIIK WOULD ,
Johu HockttrMsor General Agent or Neljr&ska an
vV'wUru Iowa.
X ) S. Tenth Strottl . . . . OMAHA , NBB
arPilcei ot UUliartl and Pool TMtt aad mct ul3
umUhd on
Tlio remarkable growth of Omahn
during the hst fovr years ia n matter of
great astonishment to these who pay nn
occasional visit to this growing city. The
development of the Stock Yards the
necessity of the Bolt Line llond the
finely paved streets the hundreds of now
residences nnd costly business blocks ,
with the population of our city moro than
doubled in the last five years. All this
is n great surprise to visitors nnd is thp
admiration of our citizens. This rapid
growth , the business activity , nnd the
ruany substantial improvements made a
lively demand for Omaha real estate , and
every Investor has made n handsome
profit.
Since the Wall Street panic last May ,
with the subsequent cry of hard times ,
there has boon less domaud from specula-
torn , but n fair demand from investors
seeking homos. This latter class nro
taking advantage of low prices in building -
ing material nnd nro securing their homos
at much loan cost than will bo possible n
year hence. Speculators , too , can buy
real ontato cheaper now and ought tj tnko
advantage of present prices for future
profits.
The next foyr years promises greater
developments in Omaha than the past
five years , which have been as good ns
wo could reasonably desire. .Now man
ufacturing establishments and largo job
bing houses are added almost weekly , and
all add to the prosperity of Omaha.
There are many in Omaha and through
out the State , who have their money in
the banks drawing a nominal rate of n-
terest , which , if judiciously invested in
Omahn real estate , would bring them
much greater returns. Wo have many
bargains vrhich wo are confident will
bring the purchaser largo profits in the
near futuro.
We have for sa'e the finest resi
dence property iu the north and
western parts of the city.
North we have fine lots utieason-
ablc prices on Sherman avenue , 17th ,
18th , lith ) and 20th streets.
West on Farnam. Davenport ,
Cumins , and all the leading streets
in that direction.
The grading of Fnrnam , Califor
nia and Davenport streets has made
accessible some of the linest and
cheapest residence property in the
city , and with the building of th
street car line out Farnam , the pro
perty in the western part of the city
rt'ill increase in value.
Wo also have the agency for the
Syndicate and Stock Yards proper
ty in the south part ot the city. The
levelopments made in this section
jy the Stoclc Yards Company and
; ho railroads will certainly double
; he price in a short time.
Wo also have some fine business
ots and some elegant inside resi-
leuce for sale ,
Parties wishing toiavestwill find
omo good bargains by calling on u
ESTATE
213 South 14th St.
Between Fnrnlium unel Douglas.
P. S. Wo nak those who have
iroperty i'or sulo at : i bargoin to give
is u callWe want ouly bargains.
kVo > vi 1 positively not handle prop-
rty at u ore than its real value.