OMAHA DAKBEF SATURDAY , OCIOBEll 4. REAL ESTATE WILLIAMS'BLOC ] Cor , 15th & Dodge Sts , Do Not Forgot tlio Place to Bi Improvca or Uuiinprovcd Property. AeropTOpctty't rmt , to Ictao nlottorontahoi : ti TO bouse rented , to buy homo , tell the ono y have , hare the tltlo looltod up , hefore purchul the paper made alter jou have purchased , or I notarial work done. Th place to go li to Boars Bosartl. Wo have bargains In every part ol the city and wo tall to find a place to suit you , you must RO i elJo ol ft cbr aaka to find one , oa we tell on CMy ten and in HAWTHORNE , ono mile west ol the High School , no ( ell lota Irom 83W to (000 a lot , and on mont l rnienUor will discount .for all cash ; and OMAHA. VIEW two miles north ol the Post office wo aelt I Irom $200 to ? 3M small namcnCdown and ton twenty dollars per month , or lor a small paymo Vi e Hi sell } su-a lot and build J ou a homo and 3 can pay tor It by the month , ao itop paying ri and own your own house and get the advantage Uo rise In piopctty. TABOR PLACE. couth and west Irom the Test offlce. Lot In t addition tell Irom 8176 to $500,1 halt cath and I voar > on balance. DEN1SE ADDITION , KIRKWOO MEYER ATILDEN'S all In the north part ot the city. MILLARD & OALDWELL'S ' ADD a on Sherman avenue the popular drive to K Omaha. Lots In this addition are 1003 to fOW caa ; terma. Lots In HANSCOM ADDITION on the road to tha park are told on ) cany terms , a no M wo say we can cell J ou In any part ot the c and on coty terms as ono could wiali. MAYFIDLD. li wo think the nicest aero property on the marl being only two inllca Irom the city ana for 9125 acio. acio.TUTTLE'S SUB-DIVISION Unodrlyall eold , but wo ctltl have ton acres in t ! addition lorealo andean omkogood terms. Qc lor September. No. 478 tl.GOO ; 2 lota on Georgia avenue a corn In IlanBcom place 1500 caih and j cars tlmo. \ t gain.No. No. 4S9 81,600 ; Ixit 65x180 on Sherman avoni ono block Irocn Car line , two bloekt from school c front , choice. No , 220 $2500 , 2nloo > caldenco lotltnShlnn'aad one ob corner , terms very easy and cheap. $2,200 looxlioInTorrocoadd. corner , and ni cat linobargain. $1,200 44x132 on Chicago St. , between 24th a ZDtu nlco place to build a cottage. Aero property In 1'ark place Irom 81,600 to 2CI and on coiy terms. No. 222 $2,500 , Two loU and house ol 4 rooms llowcrv'a mil addltlon.goodshade and Irult trcea I small payment down and tlmo. Ko. 1M-1COO , Ono lot and two houros on Jacks ttreet Lotwcen 17th and 18th St. , and i block fro St Mary's car lino. No. 102 82.COO ITonso ol fl rooms In La 3 odd. ( full lot one block Irom car line , a nlco place and ac cheap on cosy tcims. $10.003 taken a two etory house and two acres i ornamental grounds and ono ol Omaha nicest place aud sold.on cany terms , atUlactory to thobujor. Nlco butlnosa lot on Hoilgo street to toll. Nice business lot on Curt atrect to sell or lease. Those are a law bargains Irom our oxtonsHo Iliti and by calling at our olllco or wilting us wo will gli any Information In our lino. Wo are taking chir | ol property lor non-rcaldcnta , aa well as transact ! ! thobuelncgs lor our own townsman and any buslnc Intrusted to our care will be done to you eatUlactlc we think. Cor. 15th and Dodge Sheets. WILLIAMS liLOOK. How Attechient ! Warranted 5 Years , OLD ON EASY PAYMKNTS. K. LOVKJOY S. Uth Omah Street , 'MEDICAL AND SURGICAL DISPENSARY CKOUNSE'S HLOGK , Cor. Ifith and Capitol Avenue , treats all oasca Crip pled or Deformed , alto dlteasca ol the Nervous System , Blood , and Urinary Organs , r All casoa of Curvature ot the Spine , Crooked Fee * Legtand Aruia , AlaoChronlo aflectlonsoltlio Lltor llbeumatlam , J'arab li , I'llcs , Ulcers , Catarrh , Asth ma and Ilionchltli are all treated by new and sue ouului methods. All dlseasea ol tno Blood and Uiln ary Orgaof , lucludlui those resulting from ln < Iscre w * \ Uonor ex | > o > ure , arotalel ) and auocoaelully trcatei ' " aud a cure guaranteed. Young wen , mladle aged and ali men auOerlnc 'romWcakneu And Nervou exhaustion , producluk Indigestion , ralpUatlonol th Heart , Despondency DIzzlivcM , Loss ol UemorrLacl ol Kucrgr &n4 Ambition , can uo restored to healtl and vigor , II CMC la not too long neglected Tlio Surgeon in charge l a graduate ol Jcdei act ) Medical College (18C5) ) and has itudlod hi rroto sonlnl/ndonrarlaandlljrlln. : II allllctod call or write lull deacrlptlou ol vur case , and inedl doe may to tent you. Consultation Iree , Addrci Otnaha DUpontary , Crounie'alllock , Omaha , Ncl Oflloe tours 10-U a. m.l-S and 7-8 p. m .buudayi nOa > in. ifiL'md for treatise cither on male dlseaua o dil rinltlte. SIDEWALK NOTIOK. llotloo li hereby git on to the owners ol the follow Ing described real tstato sltoate In the city ol Omahi to lay tldowalka In front ol in 1 adjoining > auie with in flttcca Uaja from the 10th day ol October , A. II Ji > i . Work to bo done In accordance with plans ain bpvclflcatloni on lllo In thectlloa ot the DoarJof 1'ul Jly Worki , at J In oouiiJIauoe wltii rcsoluttuui ajoi : ted by the o ty council ot aald city , > U : IK. . ; 2 , aouth aide Cumin * ttrcit , Iu block 1 , Lowe' iialdltlon , 8 ted Id i. , , . . . LoU 1 and t. toutli ilde Cumlag atrcet , In llock ! Ixiwe'a lid adcitlon.U lout wide , . . . . Lots 1 and 2. south aide Cumin ; etrcet , In llock S Low e' Zd addition , 0 feet wide. . . . . Lota 1 and ' - ' , aouth bide Cumlng atrcet , In block 4 lu e' * td aiMithn , 8 fctt lde. l/l I and 2 , " outh alilo Cuuilog atrect , In block C L" o' 2d addition , 0 liet wide , . . . , , . Lot < 1 Mid K , toulli Mu Cumlog ttreot , la bock ! ( , . , , , , . 9 , loutn lido Cumlng kttcct , In block 1 l'ilMl.ll'Jltloil.lllUlll MlJl ) , t 1 , aoutb tliv Klcliolai btrtct , In block 193 } , fectwice. JAMES CltEIOHTON. Cinlrman Uosrd ol IMbllo Wort * . CuiAh ) ,0t. S , loot. 8 Vltnl tit Atl ; the mott Of mijr school , \vliAt ia tha bent thin in the world for quieting and allaying irrl tation of the norvcs , nnd curing form B of nervous complalnta , giving n ural , childlike rcfrcshinR sleep always ] And they trill toll you unhesitatingly "SomtformcfHopiW citAi-rrn I. Aaknny or all of the moat eminent phi sicians : "What is the boat and only romoi that can bo relied on to euro all dlooa ; of the kidneys and urinary organn ; BU as Bright's disoaBO , diabetes , retention , Inability to rotni n urine , and nil the d oanos and ailmcn ta peculiar to Women" "And they will toll you explicitly nn emphatically "Jluchu/JJ" Aak the aamo phyaiciana "What ia the moat reliable and nnro euro for all liver diaoasca or dyapopaii constipation , indigestion , billtousncs. malaria , fever , ague , ito."and they wi toll you : Mantirale 1 or JJandtllon 1111" Itcnco , when these remedies are combined wll others equally \a1uablo. And compounded Into Hop lltUcr * suah a wo dcrlul and myttcrloun curatha powder Is dovolopo which Use varied In Its operations that no disease ill lietlth can possible exist or resist Itn power , at yet It Is Ilatmlew lortho most trail woman , weakest Invi Id or smallest child to uso. cuAirim n. "Patlcnfa "Almost dead or nearly dying" For yoara , and given up by phyalciam of Dright'a and ether kidney diaoasci liver complaints , uovoro coughs , callc consumption , have boon cured. ll'omoi gone ntarly crorylllll From agony of nuuralgia , norvousnos. ' wnkofulnosa , and various discaaoa peculiar liar to women. Teoplodrawn onto ! ahapo from oxcrticlitlnzpanp ol rheumatltm , Inllamatory and chronic , ot auaerln from scrofula. Kryslpclas I " altrhoumbtood polftonlngdyspopalaIndlgottlo and , In fact , almost all diseases trail'1 Nature Is heir to Have been cured by Hop Hitters , proof ot nhlc can bo four.d In every neighborhood In the know world , tfiTNonoKcnulno without a bunch ol green Her on tno white label. Bhnn all the vile , potsonouistu with "Hop" or "Hops" la their name. J. 77. WTJFfniUAKH , ei isuoAinrjv. N. y. DK. H. 0. WBHT'S NnnrTi ANn BRAII TRRABUHNT , < i guaranteed tpeclflo for Hysteria , U zzlnoss , Convul. Blous , Flta , Nervous Neuralgia , Headache , Nervous Prostration caused by tlio use ot alcohol or tobbacoo , Wakclulnces , Mental depression. Softening ot tha brain , resulting In Insanity and leaping to misery , decay and death , 1'rcmatiire Old age , Uarpnoss , load olpoworln either BOX , Involuntary Lotsoa and Sper- matorhoracaused by over oxcrtlontol the brain , eolt- abuse or over Indulgence. Each box , contains one month's treatment. 81.00 a boi.or alx bottles lor ? 6.00 , cent by mall prepaid on receipt ol prlco. WE OUAUANTEE SIX IJOXEJ To euro my case. With each order received by na lor alx bottles , acoorapllehid with $8.00 , wo will aend the purchaser our written guarantee to rotund the money II the treatment doca not effect a cure. Guar antees Issued only by JOHN C : WEST k CO. , Jy 28-mite-rr 882 Had loon St. , Chicago , III. \Vlllimrliyllio DLOOD.Tofrn. Into tno LIVER nml KIDNEYS , and ItKHToicis Tine HUAl/ril nnd VIQOU of VOUTIL list * pcpslu , WantorAppctlto , Jn- . digestion , Inek or Htreimth , 'andTlrc > 1"iUiiKBb8olulcly cured. Hones , muscles anil nerves receive new lorco. ICi.llvono the mind und nnppllis tlralu 1'nwvr. BnllerliiKtroui complaints 1 peculiar li > tliolr BUX will . -Jinnit.riJITEH'CJII-.ONTOHIO : ntataand rpccdy euro , ( illcaucluur , licmltliy complexion. Frequent bticmptaat omiiU-rfultliiK only add to lhopoiularltyorthu | orlKliml. Do nut uxporl > incilt | TutlhuUllIIIINAI.ANllllC3T. f Henil journiUlrrmto'JhnDr. lIurtorMnd tVi. IsuLouls. Mofor our"DUllAM UO01C. " JiFnllol BtraoGBUud usutuLlutornuiUou.freo. , BOTTK5S. Erlnngor , Unvaric. Julmbaoner , Havana Pilsner. . . . Bohemian , laisor - .Brninen. DODIEBTIC. Budweiser St , Louio. iubiiusor. . . . St. Louis , Best B . . . . Milirnuhep. Sclilitz-Pilonor Milwaukea Irucj's " Omaha Ale , Porter , Domestic nnd llhiue BVine. tiED. MAURER. von IlaiDQUiKTBiui UirAHTUtiiT or Tin Olllco Chief tJnartcrmutiT. Oiuiu , Nan , , October tnd ! , 1834. Scaled proposals , In triplicate , subject to tha mini ondltlous. will be received at tills olHce until 11 a. n. Nou'inbtr 3rd , 1S8I , at uhlcli time and place hey lll hoopencxl In presence of bidders for fur- ilthliig and delivering ul Omaha Ouartermattcrii ) epotorat Statluiu on main line U. I1. Hy.ot and : a t til Nurth 1'latto , Neb. 600.000 pounda corn and . pounds o.its. AUo , for 800.00J pounds cum Jid VWaooo puuiuU oaUat utatloni on Vrcinont and Jkliorn Volley K. IU , liutweun Fremont and Valen. Inu Neb. Preference will bo git en to articles of domwtlo pro- Uitlonand maiiulaclurv , comlltlons of iirk'u and mallty UUig c < | ual and nuchivretcroiro will bo glu-n .0 articles ot Aimrlcan priMluctlon and manufucturo iruducvdonthol'aclllo Coiut to the unti'iit ot thu lomumptlun rmiilrtxlby | tlio public verticil tlioro , 'Iho Uotermmnt tmrvi the right to rcloct any or ill lildii iFullpurtlcubnasto bldalng.lilankiirotKMala mil blddini guaranty un bo obtalnud on application ; jthl olllcc. imeoi : ! omitAlnlng proiKnain. to bo marked , 'proiHMuli foruralu , " uml addixiurd to the tinikr- 'iBueJ. ' U , U. DANlir , Chief < iuartermater. xi S-at & m3t Protection , No suclt pralectlto agtlntt chills aul feu ran J otlur dliua'ci of R tua'arlalttpe cvluti ach llltteri. It ic- llo\ci coiiitlcallon , lherdliurdct rh u < initltm , kidney and Mtdder allmenU , with certainty nd Itompt ItudK. A cliaiiioaigratllr. | ; asltltcomilctebOon ] take 'pUc la theap pearancc , ta illa * the tonutlon ol thu wan&udha/gardlii tal'd , wliousiM thl ttaudarJ promoter ot ho tt t li and atroimt U'ci ( a ) ; L ) all druwUU and dealon Reu eiallf First FoclniKS of Tall , Do ilay wnkes up wid 'or * of' mallow glow , An * cr i > mpoi. ! ! i haze Imugi low in do nit ; An' crlt > o mirt o' win fniin uo orchards bb 'Fumed wid Jo scent o" do npplo nn do per Oh , df Fall nin or cninin' crlong , Oh , do fierce lioat'a blowed or way , Oh , do blnck man ulngs hli gong V.7. lie tides on do load o' hay. Do mtuMiirtlo set * on do end o' d JIo's moi' too In7y fur tor brrntho an' live , But yor hears cr loud splash when 'Jong com do doff , I'nr down in do water do imuMujllo'a di Oh , do fox lioun' atnrla wid er nncwc , Oh. ho'a anxiom fur tcrgiton cletra Oh , no rapi orgm liia tnarstcr's kne < Whip , whnp wid his rattan tall. fArkanHaw Travolltr l Bl l'K UMNi1 OUCH'S , The mnti who li startled out of a soul sleep by his own snoring ahould naver thy bootjack at n cat for making midnight musl 'Yes , Adolplum , tlioro li n Ictriblo gap b twccn un , " said Susannah when her parli young man gave a yawn at 1:30 : a. in. [ Ho slor. slor.Tho The Now York Plumbers liavo ngaln so tied tlioir differences. The cold woatnor i too near at hand to risk further dlsngrccincr [ Lowell Citizen. Quinine has not been so low In prlco fc ycnrs mid a follow can better afford to hay his girl ( , 'ivo him the shako this year than n any other tlmo. JArknntaw Traveller. A tea serpent , with black horns llko fist ; hooks , " hcs been seen off JvgR Harbor Inlo by n Jcrsoyman named "Dudzy , " who sau t looked llko n cross : between the dovll nna i iib-marino ehinglo mill. His lucidity of ex prcsMon ulioulcl atone for his obliquity o vision. Philadelphia livening Nowa. Wo have always bcoa of the opinion tha the Inmntcs of the Norrlstown Innnno a ylun would finally seek porno b'oody revenge ui thuir keepers for ,1)10 ) alleged outrages report cd from ttmt Institution. They have organ ir.ed n full brass band with two K.flat cornota E-liat altos two ] 5.fla two B-llnt cornets , two - , tenors , ono baritone , two tubas , cymbals nni drum ? . A school has been started in Boston a which such boys as doslro are taught durlcj the vacation how to UBO carpontuis * aud join erg' tools. Plumber : ) tools nro wisely omit tod. A boy fatnilliar with the latter woul < want to tear up the floors and make n big hoi in the walls once n week to search for a loali which Is tliroo foot under wound. [ Norris town Herald There is no tendency this Autumu to shov up the pattern of textiles by the use of vary in ( ? colors. Plain ono-coloted materials prc vail. _ Twills are in demand , as are also man ; ingrain pattotnB. 1'ignrod materials are ver quiet In doslgn ; oven the "loudest" Aroin _ tin Hotnbro hues and heavy tones characteristic o Oriental pottorns. ICesset fern leaves on : dark green ground Is on instance ) to the point Spots are still ecatterod about a material , bu their Into is generally so harmonizing a torn that they fonu no exception to the provallin ) quietness of design. It is , moreover , fctzhlj probable that boforu long they will bo chaser uf the same color , though possibly of a differ Dnt tint , from the surface on whico they art own. A now and simple plan for wool dresses 1 : .a ' make the skirt with the double-width ma serial passing around the figure , and bavlnt inly ono seam ( that In the buck ) , instead ol joing cut up in gored breadths , Kngllsh tail jrstmnko plain cloth dresses in thia way , mving the skirt two and n half yards wide , , vlth all tha fullness massed in layers of pleata 3ohind that fall In with the placket hole , ) arts are taken iu the fiont and sides to have t fit smoothly oxer the gored foundation kirt , and thcro is a cut cloth fringe around ho lower edge , falling on the trimming of the Diiiidatton skirt , which consists of two pinked ml gathered rullllo of cloth. The now polo- niso with this has n round waist llko n vest i front , opening diagonally from right to loft , nd mot by a broad folded velvet sash crossing ; nt the waist line , and passing under the ides of the long polonnlso , which are widely irood back from the shoulders ( llko a man's vorcoat when openand ) are faced with satin , 'ho sides of this overdress hang flat audjploin , nd all the fullness Is massed in layers of loats that moot in the middle seam , IUUSIOAI4 AND DRAMATIC. Annie Pixloy sailed for England last Tliurs y. Thee is tinging in a now opera "Francois Blous" " n 15as Itoso Eytingo trios her now play in San rancisco December 10. Minnie Palmer opened her soaeon at Buffalo i Monday night. Thcro nro 225 tenors registered nt musical ; cncos in London , Almco played in Enplish for the first time Brooklyn Monday. HOEO Coghlan will join tbo Wallack * travel g company iu Chicago early this month. ' " " has Minnie Maddern's "Caprico" company mporarlly retired until after the election. Mr. Lawruncu Barrett played this week nt olcna , Montana , AH Lnnclotto , iu Baker's L < "ranccscn da Klmlnl. " Turin now makes tlio finest church organs Kuropo , and Broacia claims to have an or- iiiiat who can equal Beethoven. Historl , it is said , has mastered the English nguo. Bho will roach hero next month and gin noting early in November. Henry ALboy has leased the Princess Then- 3 , London , fur Mm. Laiigtry. ouo will en- r tha management on January 1 , Mr. K. Singer , violinist , from Vienna , will nko his first appearance in Amcrlcant Chick ing Hall on Wednesday evening , Oct. 8. Sig. Campanini and Mine. Gorster are both ixlous to return to America , but neither Is ixloun to atng in opera nndur the present ro inc. 0. W. Couldock , the volt-ran nctor , will on colubrato iu Bostou his fiftieth year on o sUgo and his novontloth birthday at theme mo tlmo. Mine. Janauschck ban caught the r bllo lib "My Life"whatover she may have dona r thu critics. Tha ploco Is to 1)0 altered imowhat , but practically remains intact. Laura Bellini , who has uwdu n hit with o Kiniim Abbott troupe as Kllina , hi ' 'Mlg- in , " Is from Cincinnati. H r namp is Wool- no , and tiho in a slater of MM. Milcoii NO DS , Lucca celebrated her twenty.fifth year on 0 btapo on September 4 , ami Pattl will da iu this city November UI , but Nllsson will , vo to wait four or five years bufuro oxperl- cing that pleasure , Mine. Janisch made her debut in Now York euording to all the papers the nmdo an artis- 1 SUCCCBS. The audience , It la said , was ona the most fashionable that bos gathered in ow York thia season. Probably uo ruuaio cbool in the world holds t to its pupils aucK Inducement ] to exertion the Hhapa of Tuluiibln prizes as the Conecr .tolro . , ut Paris. Thwo is the Popelin iirUu f I'H ) for the best fcmalo pianist ; tha Hatuu Im of 8200 for the beat 'cello player ; Nico- , ul'a prlzo of Sl&O f r tha bout vocalist , nud iierldeau'u prize of ( CO rateh for the two best Kiratio tcholars ; bcalden piano fortes from cli of the firms of Krard and 1'loyel aud ilckerlng for tha best all round pupils. Qeorgo C. Maion'e recently published rom- isccncMS of Newport contain a note about a lious foaturuof fa biouablo life tlioro a linn- I'd yoarsogo. As rosorviul Boats at the tho- res were uuver sold tlio following notlcu wad ido part of tha advertisements and jJny- lid : ! 'Ladies will please soud their Bor\aut keep their place * at < o'clock. " According. tha Horvuuts occupied tha noaU'an J laughed d talked until li o'clock , which was the hour len the performance began , when they made ty for their masters niui CONNUUIAIilXlES. ' man with a stuiiuVr Balary uliould oosu for bla biiJu a young woman of email isto. AUiutlOO Clirintlun Chiuiuepmenhfto en married to ChrUtinn Cliiaeeo in the mia- in chai > al at Quu l''rancii ' > co. In New York thuy nro cliarglng admisalou wcdilinga. It la undftrhtocui that thu goto jney ia tu bo reaerod for divorce lupenue * . Mien Marie Yuu Xaudt U engaged to bo on led to Mr. Waldo Watroun , of Now uric. Tliow will muko their homo In Paris. When Sarah Schedcr , of Now York , oloimd Ith Henry Friedman the other day she left ibjnd her 119 drciBoa , tnuny of vrolcli h4 novcr boon worn. This is love' * gre&toat : nficc , Indeed. A Boston young lady , cultivated and inti lectunl.of cour9crcccved proposition of mi riago printed with the type-writer. A young lady of Milwaukee has jnit i CftNcrcd S.ODO damagea in a breach of promi suit "for cxpenais Incutred In preparing t1 wedding and great mental anguish suffered A man in Hamilton. Ga , . has written for divorce to the governor of the state , bccau ho says , ho doesn't wish to plvo al.twyer ? for ono. Tha letter closes thus : "Plcano R about this rite off , and doent wato until I a ded bnforo you lot ma hear from you.1 A young lady In St. Louis reccntlydou | od young man with a bucketful of water , whl lip was down on his knees begging her to 1 his bride. It is ninny 3 the custom , wo b Hove , in omo parts of the west , to wet a uo suit [ Burlington Free Prsss. lloccntly a _ rich young lady who refused offer of marriage from a young man aont hli a chock for the amount which she supposed 1 had spent on Jen cream , confectionery an carriage hire while ho was courting her. C coureo herjfction was praiiewotthy. but it c , tabhahcd riaaogerouu precedent. If a girl d sires to get rid of an objectionable auitor , tli plan to pumio would bo to send him Cropor coal and gas consumed during courl ship , Ono wedding ns n sequence _ of July courl ship bv the doashora occurred this week , write Clara Belle from Now York. It was hurriei becausp the bridegroom had to go to Europ on business , and wanted to take the now wif along. It was a wonder that ho spared th time to fall In love , even In vacation time. Hi hadn't over paid much attention to girls , es pecially of tno Fifth avenue type , and tha was shown at the ceremony. "Now , John , " she said the day before , "J wouldn't got manied at all if I didn't think ] would blush at the altar. An unblushlni ! ) rtde is my pot aversion. But I'm afraid tc icust myself' I don't ecaro easy , and would s likely as not go right through tha ordeal as : eel as a cucumber. What I want you to dc .s . to say something startling , shocking inv > ropcr , you know the instant wo are road v jo march in. That'll bring a blush , and then [ ' 11 be charming. " "But , whs who what shall I - " the lumbskull stammered. "Oh , I mustn't know beforehand , because 1 TOiddn t got rod. Only Jon't bo afraid to pul t strong. This is Important. " Well , when the time caino for her to lie Ireadfully abashed by an improper romark.hi : routly , hesitatingly whispered : "Aro you sure ny love , that your hosiery is suitable for the jceasion ? " That was his idea of what would shock n Knickerbocker girl ! She was married with a jlush on , however , but it was ono of anger at us failure to prove himself a man to rely on it an important momout. TlioE DRine'd Vulco. [ From the Willie msport Broakfaat.Tftblc. ] 3n the railroad track this summer I waa Bittmtf all alone , Wishing that I was n plumber And had millions of my own. Vll my Hfo I'vo longed for sunshine , But the clouds will come th tme , Who's to blame ? " hero spoke an engine , Why , you oo , you oo-ool" 'Ah my friend you think I'm lazy " For I did not know who spoke Otcally now , you quite amaze mo ! I'm not ia humor now to joko. ) f course , there's work that does not suit rno- I want something light to do ; Jarry a hod ? you'd batter shoot mo , " Said the engine , "True , too truot" 'Now ' see hero , dod blast your pictures ? You must bo some verdant youth 'hus to thrust on mo your strictures ( Though by gosh ! you spoke the truth ) . " /hilo I down the track wasgrazing Engine came iu view ; wept by mo , my coat-tail geazing , Yollin at mo ; " 3hoo-oo , shoo-ooi" liinks I : "What's the use of knowlodgofwj5i Hero B tills engine , sleek vnd clean , over was inside a college , Yet talks wisdom very keen ; fas no use for books or learning , Has no use for brains , tia true 'own ' the track a voice came booming : "Like you , you-oo-oo ! " A perfect opal , with a movcablo droji'Th'th'tj ' ' inter , was found in California a few days TO. TO.Thoro There nro no cats In Leadville. How do toy utilize tlioir old boots and bottles out icre ? Drinking hot water is considered very fliionablo. That accounts for our having up at our boarding-houso every day now , Governor Click , of Kansas has boon pro- nted with a mammoth potato by ono of his ral constituents. It measures twelve Inches length by twenty-one in circmnforonco. While the teller of the Bank of Montreal xs fishing in the St. Lawrence river a stur- on four feet eight inches long and weighing rty-two pounds jumped into his boat. Ho Hod It with a oar. The bills of faro of many London hotels an- nco that American bomo-mado pies may bed d cheap. They are probably exported 0,3 tiding material , The English tariff imposes ties only on luxuries. Miss Julia Stockton , of Now Jersey , who i been spending the season nt the Wliita ilplmr Springs , ha left there for Saratoga , rrying with her as a reminiseonso of the io no lo s than ono hundred four-leaved ) \crs , gathered during the summer rambles. very lucky girl. It ia stated on good authority that it ia n ill-known fact that no watch will keep thu mo time with two people. This is said to i owing to the temperament of the wearer , , d it is claimed that oven the mere physical florcnce in gait and movement between dlf- rent people will affect the keeping of abso- tuly occurutn tln'o , and it is probablo. also , nt it Is affected iu Home slight degree by the ignetUm of the wearer. Thu swallow immigrates from Western fricn to Great Britain every spring , romain- K ithero about six months. Thu swallow vd all over tlio world , iivon so far north as orway and 1/nulaml. During thulr migra nt swallows have been repeatedly known to ttlo upon the rigging of vessels , apparently Ifcrlng from extreme exlmiwtion , and after inalning a night to rest , renew their journey freshed and invigorated. They in\ariubly turn to the tropica for winter , "You say 'virtue Is its own reward , ' "To"- irked the indignant tramo , and "that lion- .y > is bound to win. ' Look at mo ; did I or run off with a millionaire/a daughter ? Did Ivor fall for ten millions ? Did I over go to ngross ? Was I over Sunday school super- .endont am ) president of n savings bank ? > , sir , Mr hfo is a perfect picnic of turn- .y , and wh t'B uiy reward ? A cold baud. trwlth an order to go out In the street and t it. I'm going to quit this honest racket d bo a politician or something. " [ Pitti- irgh Chronicle-Telegraph. There la a sunken forest of white cedar in iw Jeraay , which hoa been mined for timber over seventy yeara. Tbo industry of dlig- ig the aimkon fogs is cariiod on by peopla Douniivlllo , n village which was brought ( i exidteuco through thu burled wealth of ; ibor in \lcinity. . Over thu nuuken forest es of largo tizo are growing , and in many lauces tliofn aia cut away to reach tl < o moro luablo timber throe or four feet below the fac . The sunken trees are of enormous o. Their ago Ia a matter of curious con- ture. It in [ vrobablo that they were buried iiiy ccnturioi ape by the action of an eiurlk- An Autumn Dlr o. The melancholy days arc conm The saddest of the year _ It'fl a little too warm fur whisky , And a little too cold fur beer. boon Null the blizzard blow Across the great Northwest , And tra/ellng men stuck In snow Will swear like all possessed. Merchant Traveller. IftllMKl'IKS. tliUnuVpobas five citizen * immo Devil , two ned Hutuu and three Holla. racnb curbed Lubansovun years for the hand Itachaot. If the old man hah kept a cat- go and lot Jacob in in cuachiuau , hn would . e undo the rlilitflu t > ix weeks. [ New Or- us I'icayuno. V pracelcBj boy in Lebanon , Ind , atrowttl 1 ufpi r ouUho ii uf u ( tUv cliuivli vhura u protracted meeting uan to bo held , and the who came to pray remained to couch. A Snn Frnnci'co girl's claim to dinllncU re.'ts upon the fact that rt a church fair s stood on her hca I in the guise of o pypiv b acrobat. She bad a tcut to herself , at.d ea spectitor of the feat was comiiollcd to paj dollar. There U a boy in Bethlehem , PA , wl knows a good thing when ho ccea it , oven it does coma out of Nnzirotb. The congrcp tlon of Nazareth Chinch had a largo hornoi nest hung over the altar , When tha past preached ton "Fleo from the r.Uh to come tha boy stirred up the hornet's nest aud t congregation fled , They say grace before meals at the lion of Mr. Peterson. Ono day a girl living in tl neighborhood ) imitcn to dinner , and t ! grace feature of the inoalcxritud her curiosit "What does 'amen' moan ? " asked tha litt atranger. "You don't know that1' replli ono of the Petersont children , "Why. th ; means wo can pitch into tha grub. " "Mamma , " said a little girl , "do all wlcke people go to the bad place ? " "Yes. dear. ' 'And all the good people go to Heaven ! "Yes. " "Alnt som people wickeder tha otbera ? " "Yes , I suppose they aro. " "Wei I think that the people who are not ao ver ] very wicked ought to go to the bad place enl in the winter time. " [ New London Day. "Aro you the Kov. Dr. B."a young mn Inquired of a cltircn on the street. /'No , sir ; but I am frequently taken fc him. Wo resemble each other closely. I at a lawyer , and make a specialty of dlvorc : aaos. lias your object in finding the Iloi Dr. B. any connection with matrimony. ? " "Well , yes , " the young man blushingly ac taowlodgcd. "H'm , I thought so. Just put that can ivhoro you won't lose it. " The able editor of the Indianapolis Senti iol , Col. John C. Shoemaker , has a grcn 'rief resting on his soul nnd knawlng at hi Hals just now. Wo do not moan that llbe ult. Wo allude to the sermon which wa ircachod last Sunday by the Jlov. Dr. Ala laster , pastor of the Moredlan street Moth irilst church , IndianapoH' , to which clmrcl 3ol. Shoemaker is a devout subscriber. I npcars that , In the very face of Col. Shoo laker's devotion to this church , the llev. Dr Alabaster had the temerity and the cruelty t < iroach a sermon last Sabbath bearing direct ! ' ipon the qualifications of Col. Shoemaker' andldato for _ tlio piestdency. Wo hope vn ffcud no sentiment of delicacy when wo saj hat the subject of the reverend gentleman llscourso was the seventh commandment a onvoycd to sinful humanity in the fourteen ! ! 'erso of the twentieth chapter of Exodus. The Sent oil ol Dungs , 'Xls now the hunter takes his gun , The fiolda ho rambles over , Prom early dawn to set of nun , In search of snipp and plover. A gloomy , disappointed wight , A bandaged hand caressing , Ilcturns ho cndly homo at night , With several lingers missing. [ Soinerville Journal , KELilGIOUS" " . There are about seventy-five Baptist asso mtions in Alabama. Mr. Moody will breach In Boston thia fall nder the auspices of the Young Men' * Chris ian Association. The First Spiritual temple of Boston ia bo/ ig orectoj on the corner of Exeter and New- ury streets in that city. In the Second Reformed church of New Irunswlck , N. J. , the congregation are hav- ig ten now stained glass windows placed. The Presbyterian synod of Now York will icct in Buffalo , October 21. That of New ersoy will meet iu Elizabeth on the same nto. nto.During During the last thirty years the Episcopal Kirch iu Scotland has gamed 50,000 members , J3 clergymen , 3 cathedrals , 170 churches and ) parsonages. The revision of the English Bible ia coin- [ < > tedand the whole work will be in the hands i the people after the publication of the Old ostamont next spring. The Archbishop of Canterbury is seeking promote the establishment of more intimate ilations between the ancient Armenianclurch id the church of England. Scarcity ot s up. "Ttttf iflelanclmly days have comp , When party leaders nil look gnim , And , with n wild and eager gaze , They seek the needful "soap" to raise So they can make the campaign hum. O , vain the noite of fife and dium , And futile all tha lum-tee-lum , Of campaign poets' lively lays , These melancholy darn. Though torches sot the town ablaze , And cities catch the lurid craze , Yet clubs and cliques grow ouarrel 'm ] Because they cannot pick the plum , Of plenty. "Soap" seems hard to raise These melancholy days. A Fretly 1'alr , Forbidden fruit brings not ho charm , That brightens this campaign , Nor U its motive found In that , Which , tquoezed , makes champaign. Some people think it is n plum , That tempts the voter's care : Jut knowing ones cnnnot forget , That they must choose a pair. EDUCATIONAL. E'enny dinners for school children have been tltuted under the direction of the Loudon 100 ! board. \n English school-girl has ju < t died from ) effects uf a bite on the arms by one of her npanions. Hie expectation i that the German stu nts , in their convention this mouth , will jnounco against dueling. STale college has now 5(5 ( "optional" studios , ily by making most of the studies optional It possible to keep abreast of the sporting rlcl. Hie two daughters of John Bell , the candl- te for president of Boll and Everett fama , j teaching school at Chestnut Jlill , where jy keep a young ladies academy , lirown usuvcrulty FO fnr hnlievea iu the dil ution of athletics that a proixisition is oa > t among the nlumnl , with the sanction of a corporation , to bUld aud equip n first class nmaiuin nt nu expense of ยง 80,000. Students at sovernJ of the Goraiaaunlverai- shave taken to lowing , under English .iners , whonny tiut the pupils utterly ro- IB to give up beer or tobacco while getting idy fcff rocos , and therefore Jo not get into couclttiou to occoaiplish imuh. ( BON AND 8L B KOOFINO. 1111 DoujltJ 8t Otnth. , Mob. Galvamzoa iron Corntcoa STDormcr Windowj , Tmta'.e , Tm. Iron nnd Slate , jflng. 8p ant'H Patent M U1lla Sklljht , 1'atent untoj lUhutt Uu ami Driikot Sholvloi ; . I am Kcn-ral iggnt for the nbovo line ol treed a. Iron ittlugj , l'ouclnsav.ustr.\joj , Verandas , Iron liar. IMKEH SPRING VEHICLEOl " -THE g BEST TONIC. ? Tim incdlclno , combining Iron with pnro vegetable tonics , quickly nnd rornplctcly Cure * I > jH | > epiln , lndl PMlon.VrnliiiCi , Impure IMniHlnHnliirliitClilllniiKd I'm crn , nnd Nrnrnlaln. U Is nn unfailing remedy for Diseases of the Kidney * nnil l.lvrr. It Is Invnlimblo for Dlsen M | > ecullnr to Women , and all who lend sedentary lives. It docs not Injure the teeth , cnusehemlnche.or produce constipation MT Iron mcttlcina do. H enriches nnd purifies the blood , stlmulntcs thcnppctltc.nltla the imlmllatlon of foodre lieves Ilcaitbiirn nnd Holclilng , nnd strength- cii' the muscles nnd nerves. 1'or Intermittent Fevers , Lassitude , Lnckot Energy , Ac. , It has no equal , < v &iTlio penuino hni nbovo trade mnrk nnd crossed red lines on wrapper. Tnko no other. nuleonljtir IIIIOWICIIIEBICAL CO , II1LTIJ10RF , HO. I'ADIPnPPI IT ' " " < ' < " ' > " " . . VHnll > UllCl.C. C1TUI. il.ucy , ISOI'alt Science of Lite , Only $1.0 BY MAJIi POSTPAID. Kxhatiatcd Vitality , Nervous tud Physical Boblllt fromaluro Decline in Uan , Kir0:0 ol Youth , an tli inlold inlsorbi exulting from Indiscretions or ei joieco. A book for every mtn , yonng , tzSddlo-agcc luiiolJ. It contiinj 125 proscriptions foi all aont knd ohronlo dlgo&soa caohono ot which ia Invalnabl 3s found by the Author , whoso experience lor 2 rear ? I ) such aaproliably never bcloro fell to the o 3t any phyolc&n 800 pagoa , bound In bctntl ! Fronchtnuslla maossedcovcre , lull gllt.guaranteo in bo a finer work n every sense , mechanical , III nary and professional , than any other work Bold li ; hl9 country for $2.50 , or the money will bo retundci a every Instanoe. Prlco only 81.00 by mall , peal ; ald. Illustrative sample S cents. Send now. Ool nodal awarded the author by the National Medics isaoclatlcn , to the officers of which he refers. ThoSolcnso of Llfoohould bo read by the youni or InKtraction , and by the allllotod foi tellef. i will bcmeflt all London Kancot. There IB no member of society to whom The Sol mco ot Lllo will not bo unful , whether 3 oath , pal > nt , guardian , Inctruotoror clergyman. Argonaut. AddrcBa the Peabody Modioal Institute , or Dr. W I .Paiker.No. i llulflnch Street , Boston Ma60.wbi aay bo consulted on all diseases rcqulr'qg slilll ani xpericnco. CnronloandobBtlnatodlcoakjathat hav mined the skill ol all other phys- F r I clan xpcclMty : Bucli dented BUcotng.nE.fiL full' .itliout . nntasloace failure. THYSELF ' 111 curft Xorvoiisnons , Lnmbniro. IthenmntlRm Vnralyslv curnlKln , KctAtlcn , Kidney , hplno niul I.UIT illxcnRVS uut , AHthmn , llenrt illfn'nsu , nispopiU , ( ontitl ] ) ! ! ! ! * ' ! ] , Kr ) pelui. Cittnrrh , Piles , hpHep r. Inipntoncv , IMmib Apiio rolapsiit Utorl. etc Only HclentlHc Klictrlc Dolt In Auur : a tliHtccntljthu Kleclrlcll ) nuU iimznelUm UirouKlitlii } dy , uud can bo recharged la un Inataut bjr tbo puilunt. Winter Ia coning , the season of the year for aclics nd pains. In > lewof this fact wo say buy one ol r. Home's Electric Bolts. By so doing you will told Rheumatism , Kidney Troubles and other Ills iat flesh. Is heir to. Do not delay , but call at our Bee and examluo belts , No. H22 Douglas street , fr . F Goodman's , 1110 Farnam St.Omaha , Neb. Or- ira flUed 0. 0. D. HAMBUEG-AMEEIOAN ( BECr LINE FOB ENGLAND , FRANCE AND GERMANY. The steamships ot this well-known line are built of in , In water-tight compartments , and are furnish- with every requisite to make the passage both fe and agreeable. They carry the United States d European mails , and Icavo Now York Thura- ys and saturdaj-B for Plymouth ( LONDON ) Cher- urg , ( PAIUS ) and HAMBURG. Rates : Steer > go from Kuropo only J18. First , bln , 55 , 65 and $76. Steeraic10. ; Henry Pundt , Mark Ilansen , F .K. MooresM. Toft , entsln Omaha , Orono eg&Schoentgen , agents in uncll Bluffa. C. B : RICIXARD & CO. , Oen. Pass rts. , 01 Broadway , N. Y. Cbas. Kozmlnnkl & Co- neral Western Aganta , 170 Washington St. , Cblca ] 17 St. Charles S < . , St. Louis , Mo , ( gulnr grftilUAle of two . .ledl'M Collrf pi , lin liet'Q longer rirctllti tholplCiAitreatiucut of Cnuo ! Cf NiRVolB.SifiM I ItLono IMiji ) 9tlia& iu other I'bjflrlun lu gt. LoaiL Itj rBr r thQivnaciAilold iraldenliboow. Icrvons Pioctratioii. Debility , Mental and yslcal Weakness , Mcmiri.,1 and other AHcc > ns of Throat , Skin or Bones , Dlood Poisoning. I Sor&S and Ulcers , * tu InntcJ llh unptrnllelo ] ( , , un laliil ifUnUOc | irlncr' : . B 'oljI'rlrutflj. llscascs Arising from Indiscretion , Excess , posuro or Indulgence , wi.uii projueoimo ot the > lnf tfltelit uc'iou.nf , . , ilrtlluj , din M of light defeetlTO mcmerj. plmplo ml Itio face. I tyikil dcc r , nloutoUe loeletj ot Femnln. confu , l . of Ideal , tloj uerinc Marrlnzo improper op unhappy , ro annnllyeurM , I'aupblttiSb i ( tionUi * al > Sveier4 calrd euitloic | , frcoto nnj uil ri. > i. Comultatloa mt ef. urLy mallfne. AQdlnTlleil. Wrllo far uc tlo&i. Positive Written Guarantee hc In ill cunllo em . Jlcillclnrncnt cTtrj hcre. imphlctB. JSnolUli or Qerman , 04 pagoa , rt . lliluc above diseases , in male or fciaale , I'MB. [ 7IT.Ii bo paid to Anyone who will find a partlc.j r ol Mercury , Potash , Iodln , Arsenic , Many Pol- oug BUbatanco In W IFT'S " PIS OIF 10 'I ' hav cured Blood Taint by the use of Swift's idHc alter I had most algnally failed with the Mer- y aud 1'otaah Treatment. F. A. TOOMKIt , M , D. Perry , G , 'Swi't'a ' Speclfio has cured mo of Scrofula of 12 , rs standing. Had eoroi oa largo as my hand , and ry one thought I was doomed. Swift's Specltlo oil mo alter phjbldans and all ether medicine had ed. ' H.L , Iliail.LonoKe.Ark. 10 nnAwou'J ' not purchase from no what I V UUU Stvilt'a Hpcclflo has done for me. It Ire LUO ot Rheumatism caused by malaria " ARUHIK THOMAb , Hprligflcld , Tenn. ir TreatUe on Ulood and Skin Diseases mailed If ee illcanU to THE SWIFT BPKCIFIO CO. , . Drawer 3 , Atlanta , Go. f. Y. Offlfe , 15 W. 2d 8t. , between 6ih and 7th onues. rhlladalyhia offieo ICOCucatnut t. noynlftiiilU.B , Mall Uteamera EVKRY SATURDAY , DtXiVKEN EW YOHIC AHD ANTWERP elthine , Germany , Italy , Holland and Franci tr < irao Outward,9CO ; Prepaid from Antwerp , tie ; lurelon , $20 , Including bedding , etc , 2d Cabin , ( SO ; ind Titp , { 90.00 ; Cxourulon , SUM ; toJoou from JiC ( VO ; KicurtloD HOtoflM. Tl'etei Wright t Sons , Gea Afenta , U Bioad rN. Y , lalawelL Hamilton S Co. , Omaha.r4 P. K. Flo ntOa , S08N. ICth Street , Cruiha ; D , E. Klia C..lliA eota , Dwing to the increase in our business we've il admitted to the firm is well and favorably vill enable us to ban- lie an increased list ) f property. We ask ihose who' have desi- able property for ale , to place the same srih us. The new firm 7il ! be 13 South Hth