OMAHA DAIbl' J3EB TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 2.1 , 1884. NOT YET A PURCHASE. The Deed of IlieLo's ' For a School Silc MAGceQieOy the Board ! Tlio AVork on tlio HlRl School RroutulH to UcKln it Once- Other Business by the Hoard , A special mooting of the ISotird of 13d ucalioii was held last evening with vice president Points in the chair. The roll was calleJ , members Gibbon , Hall , Parker , Live icy , Copel and Connoycr and Pointa bein ; present. The blda for the curbing and guttering on Twentieth street from Dodge to DA cnport the same being in front of the High School grounds troro road by the secretary. The chairman of the committee - too on building and property Mr. Con noyor , stated it was the conclusion of the committee to accept the bid of Charles O'Connor at the price of $3.J9 ; per lineal foot , the gutter to bo six feet in width of Colorado sandstone. I'ETITIOXS ASH COM MUSIC Al IONS. The agreement of Ed. J. Brennan with the board of education for the erection of the stone wall in front of tha high achool grounds was ratified by the board. The bond for its faithful performance , signed by R. O'Koofo and John Mulvihill , was also approved. From architects Dufrono and Mendel sohn , making report to the committee on buildings and property , giving the result of their inspection of the Long and Lcavonworth achool houses , stating that the sum of $103 should bo deducted from their contract price for omissions and deficiencies under the specifications for their construction. Laid over. Eroni Benjamin Bates offering to fur nish bix sets of the People's Cyclopedia for the school district at § 10 per sot , Referred. By Copeland , a resolution that the committee on supplies bo authorized to expend a sum not to exceed $200 for supplementary reading books. Adopted. From James Y. Craig , presenting a bid for the improvements on the high school grounds necessitated by the con- otiuction of the retaining wall in its front. The bid for the same was81405.40. The matter of improvement was referred to have the work done. liy Connoyor , u resolution that retain ing walls bu built about the Izard , Dodge and AYest schools. Adopted. By ( Jopeland , a resolution that a com mittee of three bo appointed to examine the janitor's rooms in the Long and Laavonworth schools and report at the next meeting. Adopted. Mnesrs. Copeland - land , Livesoy and Hall were appointed the committc. Fron Alice and Daniel J. O'Donahuo , presenting a deed to the school district of Omiiha of lots ono (1) ( ) and two (2) ( ) in block ten (10) ( ) In McCormick'a addtion , lor tin -mm of S3 , 825. Mr. Parker arose and asked why the contttnt had been changed , stating that ono hud once been entered into with thee o s by which it was to bo purchased jor the sum of $4,000 , the lot to bo brought to grade by them. Mr. Gibbon stated no contract had been entered into but that the lots had boon r Herod for aalo on those terms , but tlio board had delayed entering Into an agreement to that effect and when it was rcayd the owners refused. Mr. Connoyor stated that when ho was onb to look for these lots ho did not find thoni where ho expected and ho was opposed to paying an enormous price for Jbliam.Mr. . Mr. Parker moved to reconsider the motion by vrhich it was agreed to accept the last offer , but was informed by the chair that ho voted on the wrong side to entitle his motion to consideration by the board. Mr. Livesoy then moved that a com mittee of thrco bo appointed to view the lots and report to the board. Mr. Gibbon moved that itbo amended to incl ido the whole board. Tlio motion , ao amended , was carried. Leave was glvon Miss Sweet , of the High school , to attend the reunion of the western branch of the almuni of Yasser college in October. The board then adjourned. ± -ojt r uiN ATI ; ri'r A Narrow Kacapofroni Death Under tlio AVlieols. Jamoa Fitzgerald , a carpenter living in this city , had a most narrow escape from death on Suaday afternoon last , ' Uo was walking along the track of the Union Pacific rail way near Seventh street , when he noticed an engine approaching him from behind. When the engine had come almost upon him ho stopped from 7 fr o Clio track ho was walking upon to another running parallel , making it just in time to bo knocked down by a second engine ho had not soon beoring down upon him. Fortunately for Jam bo was thrown to the ground just outside the rail , in such a manner that the pass ing engine ran along over the back part of his loft log horribly lacerating it and tearing the ilesh from the bono near the thigh and all the way down to his foot and cutting oil' his heel. The wounded man was taken lo St. Joseph's hospital where ho now is. The injuries though by no means serious are of such a nature that ho will bo confined to his bed for quite a length of timo. Police 1'olniH. Nearly all of yesterday afternoon was j occupied by Judge Beneko in the hearing - ing of the trial on the complaint of Anna Nemilz , charging John Groff with assault i nnd battery. The case was not con cluded und wont over to October 3rd. | Ed. Connors , who was charged with the malicious destruction of property by ( the breaking in of a window in Fleming's urocory store wan found not guilty as I X hargod , Dl was fi'led ' a d C ( f disturbance of the peace , \\J \ James Tuttle , for a similar Uf was mulcted in the sum of $10 and costs. W Both Connors and Tuttle , being unable T , to pay their finoa were remanded to j.iil. Morrla Fenan , for fi htin with Nellie , was asaosssd § 5 and o sts. E P. llobinson , a clerk in one of the I leading millinery houses of this city , waa , arrested on thu complaint of ( leorgo A Joslyn , his landlord , for "tho larceny ol an overcoat. It appeared that Robinson had boconui indebted to the complainunl in the sum of $40 for hospitalities ex- ' toudcd aud had hypothecated hia ovcr- ' coat to eocuro the amount , taking a chock I ai evidence ol the eamo. Saturday oven- ing , nftor tto proprietor had retired presented the chock and was given ' .ho coat.ri'ho court ruled ho Imd comml.ttcd no orjenco and discharged him , BOLDANDITS. A Unknown Man Nearly Slpaneleil to Death by Rowers , Josoiih ImiiKor Kicked Insensible ntul Ucllovcd or $ > 0 niul tiWatuli , STUAXOLIXO TUKIlt VICTIM. Ono of the boldest and most daring robberies attempted for some time in this city took place laat evening about eight o'clock ' , on G.iss street , between Eighteenth and Nineteenth. About that time Mr. Milt Barlow , of the United States National bank , and a driver named Casa , from the stables of Charles Motitor , were going to the house of the former when they heard near St. Catherine's Academy the moans of someone ono as if iu distress. Stopping to listen , hearda weak of " " ' ' " they cry "Help ! 'llclpl" coming out of the dnrkncaa. Going up to the place from whlc'i the cry came , they wore startled by two mou rising to their feet nnd Hoeing from them in the darknoaa. Shortly after ward n third arose who said ho had been sot upon by the two escaping men. Mr , Barlow and the driver started after the fugitives , following them at some distance behind until they reached tlio alloy between Caos and California , iu bho rear of the Swedish Lutheran church , where they distanced their pursuers and escaped in the larknoss. They then returned and found .hc3 unfortunate mat. in the house of a friend , across the street from where ; ho attempted robbery took placo. The victim a young man whoso name could not bo learned had boon subjected to rough uoago nt the hands of his assail ants , being nearly strangled. What is astonishing about the whole affair is the fact that while these high waymen were struggling with their in- .ondcd victim several persons were pass- ng along the street on the opposite side , not oven hearing his cries for help or irovonting the robbers from there accom- ) llshmontof their purpose. TIIK HOUnEIlY OK LANOKU. Last night about nine o'clock Joaoph Hanger , n Bohemian tailor , was hold up ay thrco men under the railroad bridge on Thirteenth street and robbed of fifty dollars in money and a silver watch and chain. Mr. Langor had been visit- ; some friends in Bohemian : own and was strolling loisurly towards Fritz Wirth's hotel , where ho resides , when the attack was mado. Not satis- led with robbingtho unfortunate man the robbers gave- him a aovoro beating ren dering him insensible , evidently with the Idea ] of preventing him : rom calling for assistance. It appears , according to the statement made by Mr. Langor that two of the men seized him by the throat , nearly strangling him , while the other man kicked liim in the stomach and then robbed him. After committing the robbery and cruelly chastising their victim the miscreants flod. Mr. Langor , who Is in the employ of Frank Ramgo , ia highly respectable citizen , and is liighly esteemed by his national brethren of Omaha. THE COUKT OF INQUIRY , The 1'ollco Committee Investigating tlio Police Complaints , Vestordny afternoon the council com mittee on police consisting oE Messrs. Boohol , Ford and Thrano resolved itself into a court of inquiry to investigate the charges made against certain members of the police forco. The first matter taken up was the com plaint of Charles Fleck who had commu nicated to the council ihnt ho had received - coived a severe beating nt the hands of a drunken prisoner while in the cily jail. The evidence adduced showed that while the turnkey Tom Uormick was engaged in making preparations to put the prison er iu his cell Fleck came in and was struck by him bsforo Cormick could'lnterforo. The cano against Policeman Hyde , charged with drunkenness , was the next case considered. The captain of the force , the marshal and several other witnesses gave testimony. Hyde him self did not seriously contend against the charge lodged against him , but argued m mitigation of the od'onsothisdrunkonncai did not interfere with the proper per formance of his duties , that it happened about the time ho wao to leave his boat nnd that this wai the first time ho had boon guilty of this infraction of police regulations. The committee adjourned without coming to a conclusion in any of the cases. It will meet this morning again at ! ) o'clock at which time the cases of Highland and Knight charged with being - ing drunk on their beats will bo taken up. up.Tho witnesses in the examinations are not Bworu nor are those charged allowed to confront the witnesses against them. A TOUOHINO TESTIMONIAL Presented to fr , S , II. U. Olarlc l > y the EmployuH or tlio Union I'nclllo Itoiul. It has over been generally remarked that the employes of the Union Pacific road have had u regard for Mr. S , II. II , Clark , which any man might bo proud to < own. They have over trusted Mr. Olark implicitly , and have always found him to bo a true friend to them. As a token of thu great regard which they have for him they have prepared the following resolutions and after having them handsomely somoly engrossed and framed , have uont them to Mr. Clark. The headquarters tors ot the executive board of the organ , inod employes of the L'nion Pacific road is at Denver and from there the resolu tions were received yesterday morning Following ia a copy : TI.STIMOXIAI , TO M. II. II. ( LUIK , I.ATK Ot.N'KltAI. .MA.NAOiil : t.VIO.V 1'AUI It HAIH > Al 'tOJII'ANV jJl.KVKli , CuloraJo , Sc'pt. U. , 1881. WiipnrAH , It liMbec'iinoneceimary , through tlio iiuaili.ir mill uubatufuttory iiiothuds of railway hfi- , that Jlr S. Jl. If , C'lark. ou oral manager of tha I ulon 1 aclfic , alioiild rn < tun from n iiobltion which ho haa filleil with mtisfactiun to the publlu , ploiuuro to the em ployca nnil c.-alit to himself dming the otctclitcon yonr , WIIKHK-IS Wo fool that by liU rctiremonl the oinployw will lo o n firm frioml nnd honwt clininpion , thorpforo bo it HK OUFH , liy tlio oJEcctitivo boAnl of tlio orsivtiirotl omployoi of the Union 1'ftcific mil. nml that In the withdrawn ! of Mr. S. It. H. Clark wo fliMl nuttaln an almost irrc ) > nraMp lo < , which ill be felt by nil clns o * of Pin' ployM nml nil insulin nml cniiimunillpi Inter i > toil iu tlio suocoo' of the Rwat rnilro.nl , KKIOI VKH , That otir brut wi lu" < for liii futtiro wcllfnro niul prixpotUy nml the health nnd lnipine of Ills family , p" nut ! nliMo \\itliPiirfrloiu ! hero * or duly mny onll him , UFHOI.VFH , That . \ cojiy of tliis ilncumcnt bo riigrofwod anil in i' i'titoil to Mr. Clnrk , ft * an huniblo nml { coblo oxprosilon of HIP nobility of character anil honesty of IIIUIOSP | which have cvflr ulinwn liriijhtly thi-ouch tlio administration of the stovt.inNhlp which lie now Inys n iilp. The coiuulittop : Thns. Xrclmin , V. , T. Lee , ( ? co. Stewart , D.uilol Hailliolil , iTninm T. Klulior , 1P. . Kgrtti. . Win. Morley , A. W. Coats , prettdont ! J. K , Corbin , lor tlio VJ\iioRltlin , To-day cx-Govornor Furnas will leave hia homo in Urownvillc , Nebraska , for Now Orleans to take stops toward the representation of this state at the cotton exposition in that city the coming winter , Mr. Furnas haa gene to look the ground over , and determine in what shape the exhibit shall bo presented. Mr. ,1. 0. Bonnoll , of the B. it M. 11. U. , who is the artist to arrange Nebraska's exhibits , will accompany him. They will bo ab sent about ten days. Mr. Furnas , on his return , will canvass the state and col- loot all obtainable material for the exposition. Iu the meantime all who will and can furnish articles , are request ed to collect them fo ? L'10 ' for shipment. Ml exhibits must bo in place by Novem ber 15th. ThoHosilital Knlr. Mr. W. A. L. Gibbon , treasurer , fur nishes the following figaros of the rosul of the recent fair for the benefit of St. Joseph's hospital : Not receipts . SI 514 05 Receipts by tables were as follows : Holy Family Tnblo . SI 373 C.r Sodolity Table . 1 311 70 Hospital Table . BfilS 65 St Mary MaRilnlino Table . ! ! S7 35 llofioslimcnt Table . fiO'J 43 Wheel of Fortune . 2 10 33 Admission Tickets , etc . USS10 Ur lorH. Recruit Timothy Callanan , enlisted at Fort 0maha _ , Nob. , is assigned to troop M. , Fifth cavalry , and will bo Bout to the station of his troop ou the first fa vorable opportunity. Recruit Thomas H. Rhodes , enlisted at Fort Douglas , Utah , is assigned to company A. Sixth infantry. Private George Montgomery , enlisted at Fort Omaha , Nob. , is assigned to light battery D , Fifth artillery. Judge J. H. Flint , a gentleman wul known throughout Town and formerly of Clinton In that Etato has , concluded to become n citi/.on of Nebraska and has taken up his residence in this great city. ThoOtlicr Slile. ALUIOX , Nob. , September 22 , ' 84. To the Editor of TIIK BUK. I notice in your issue of the 10th nit. , a communication eianod by ono 0. H. Roberts , la which the writer attempts to carry the Impression that the Albion press is subsidised , and the Albion post oflico run in a louse nnd careless manner. As to the first , wo care nothing , but the public might possibly attach some importance tanco to the latter charge if allowed to go unrofutcd. The facts in the case are these : 1st , C. II. Roberts was so intoxicated while in Albion that ho could not reason ably bo expected to know what did actu ally occur. occur.After Mr. Roberts had indicted at least a dozan interviews upon us , and wo had become reasonably familiar with hia story , ho Intimated that Rico must pay him something or "suffer the conso- quoncus ; " that president Arthur's cabi net were intimate chums of his ; that ho controlled the senators , and "had" Rosewater - water , and that "by the eternal , ho would bounce Rico. " Wo thereupon told him in pretty plain language that hia little bchomo for "blood money" wouldn't win , nnd advised him eo go hence without date. 2nd. Mr. Roberts never ofi'orod the Argus any communication. IIo did however make a verbal complaint and wo told him to formulate his grievances , put them in writing , and if they amount ed to anything ho could have all the space in the Argus desired. IIo never did so , but indulged in verbal and rambliugcom- plaints against postmaster Rico. An near us wo can learn the important (0 ( postal card referred to was , by error put in banker Roberta' box and returned by him as soon aa ho discovered the mis take : Mr. Rico is an efficient postmaster and gives general satisfaction. JIo has , at nis own uxponso fitted up ono of the fin est postcflicea1 west of Omaha , nnd the lii ! : docs injustice to an honest nnd capable - able plliciul by giving publicity to such outrageous charges , unices they are ac companied by something moro substan tial than 0. H. Roberta' word. Respectfully , -JUAINAHD. Glove Fl ht. Sr , Louis , September 2.J. A noffc glove contest took plnco tonight at the Union liaso Hall 1'ark between John Kitifj of I'ittRlnii nml 1'ntsoy Cardiff of 1'eoria. Four rounds Miirqnla of Quoontibury mien , for the gale money , The men onti'rctl the ring nbont ten o'clock , The ercoml round , Cardill foiceil the fighting and knocked King down. Heavy exchange ou face nnd body wan then umilo nml the round ended In Cardilf'u favor. The third round wax nn exact repetition of the second. The fourth round King Hhoweil great woakncHU and ( JurdllF went to lii corner nnd called him out and King responded but nctod mainly ( in the dofuniiivu. Cardiff nguln forcad the lighting - ing and uhowcrcil heavy nml inpid blows mi liii opponent. Hnlfnmimito before time won c lled , Tom Kelly , Kmg'n backer , enlcrml the rlnt ; and uoparatud tlio men and ordered Car- ililf to lit * corner , Tlio poliuo then interfered anil the referto decided the fight in favor of Cardiff. A. Now Gomel. XASIIMM.K , Toun , September iJ. ! The comut discuvorwl hy Ur. Wolf , of Zurich , wftH olucrvfil t j-ni'ht ( nt the Vandorbiltunlvernity. The comut din cuvorod liy 1 ! iinaid July Kith wan also viewti ! to-night. It hai lately uliown n wonderful In eri'UKO of brillianoy when iicconling tu thtoiy it uhotihl liavo nlinoid , facial from uow. .v , Scptemljur 2J---I'jipor 3 Hipjil , pn tty tlottdy , losal ralnn , noutherly wiudu , higher temperature higher , Inromuter. MiHUJUli , partly cloudy , local rains fallowed by fair weather , variable windd licc < iiiliig nortlisrly uml Ntatlouarv followeil by Jowcr tompiraturo nnd hlcher liaroinater , ST. PHILOMENA'S ' OONOERT , A Knro HtitcrtRlitmcnt nt ( lint Oft tlictlrnt Imat Hvcttlnp. A fine oniortahimont was presented yesterday evening at SI , riiilomonns Imll for the bouofit of the Altar aorvlco of the church. The programme consisted of a concert by the choir of St. I'hilomonna' church and a humorous lecture by Prof. "Tho Model Husband Phillips , entitled , band and Wife. " The profcesor ia a very pleasant apoakor and kept hia audience - dienco in good humor for over nn hour with his descriptions of happy and un happy homoa , true and faleo ! eve , true and lalso mnrriogo. JIo has evident ly boon a very _ cloao ob server of human unturo , judging by the accurate way ho depleted courtship , marriaRo.andtho mintakca that people are llnblotoinako in selecting ft lifocoinpiiiiicm. At the conclusion of the lecture , ho saiil that ho would gtvo them au Irishman's blosslima , which was this , "May yor sowls all bo in heaven a fortnight before the divll finds out that ye nro dead. " The musieal part of the entertainment by the choir of the church was excellent , tlio hdios and gentlemen who sang vroro rcpoitodly applauded , and St. Phllo- mi'na's may well bo ptoud of its choir , gj Father O'Connor , pastor in chnrgo , and his assistant , Father McCarthy , acted as masters of the ceremonies. Tlioro were fully live hundred people present , and the entertainment was in nil respects a success , It-lull lloiiovolonuo. DurtUN' , Soptontbor 2'A fund v , ill shortly bo started nt the suggestion of tlio United Ire land newspaper in bolintf of the families of the liiimliighanulynainUcrfi. Daly and Kgati. Fnro ntul Unlnlr. Burlington Free Press. "Your faro , young lady , " said the ntago driver , as a pretty mfss stopped from his vehicle nud wan about tripping away. "Oh , thank youl" responded the nb- sont-mindod little beauty ; " 1 think your nustuclio becomes you real wall , too. " She got her ride froo. AVISNKK'B WATER WORKS. ASoii8llt1oSolicmo | to Protect tlioTown Fro | nnd Help tlio Thirsty , 3orrcHi > omlenco of Tin : Hun. isxEit , September 19. Few small ; owns in the western country are assum ing metropolitan appcar.incca so rapidly as Wianor. For several years the place lias shown little or no improvomont.until the progressive firm of Graham & Mo- Nish orostnd , last season , a few two story brick blocks. This seemed to start the ball rolling and the heretofore dormant as. piratlons of public spirited citizens have become fully aroused , and to-day prepa rations are compiled and the specifica tions completed for THE CITY WATEU WOltKR , to bo put In operation ou or before the tenth of November noxt. This ia the most practical scheme I have heard of for any town , as the entire espouse docs not exceed that of supplying wells for the culinary and other purposes demanded by a young city , The proposed plan is to make a largo well on the bottom land near the depot , there erect a big windmill which pumps the water into two largo rosorvors of 1500 barrels each. These tanks are fitted with filters and nro located upon the hill east of town , thus giving 113 foot fall. From those tanks the contractors are to lay 0,000 feet of mains thrdftgh the principal streets , with hydrants located at convenient places for use incase of fire , the fall being uufllcont to glvo iorco to throw a two inch stream far above the tallest buildings. The mains nro to bo tapped by individual pipes for domes tic uso. TIIK CITY 01' WISXEIl Is the inaugurator and solo owner of th project. The whole thiug is contracted for $1,000.00 and Sir. A. L. Strang , of Omaha is the contractor. Work will bo commenced at onco. It is estimated that a supply of 1,000 gallons per hour will sallico. In looking over the town I notice many now residence buildings and many more are contemplated. The business part of the city has boon greatly improved by the grading of the streets , laying of now and substantial sidewalks , planting of useful and ornamental shade trees , etc. , etc. It is safe to aay that business under the nus nlccs of thn wido-nwako , go-ahead busi ness men and citizens generally which It contains , will in no distant day bo uni versally acknowledged ai the "Quqon City" of the sUt. "F.1' ' A Hotel Olork GoHHlpn About I'coplu " \VIio Vornct , Washington Blur. "Can you ah or- can you toll mo the number of my room ? " "Yes , sir 95 , " "Ahi thank you guess ah I'll go and got ready for dinner , " and the absent minded man lounged awny towards the olovator. The hotel clerk looked after the slowly vanishing guest , and then turning to a Star reporter who was stand ing near , said : "That man is a holy terror. I've neon all kinds of men since I've boon in this business , but ho is the great original for getter. Jlo has been hero now for three days , and I have to watch him like a baby. I'll bet ho'll either forgot hia way to his room , or when ho gets there ho won't know why ho wont there. " "What is he , a genius ? " asked the re porter. "I suppose BO ; ho's an inventor and ho dent know anything but cogs and wheels. 11 o ate two breakfasts this morning ; ho ordered his lunch sent to his room yes terday , forgot about it , came down to the odico , bought a Now York paporv and road until fi p. in. JIo then came up to my desk and Inquired calmly of mu what it was ho had asked for a little whila boforo. I didn't know and ho could give mo no ideasol was in hot water until I questioned the waiters and found out about the lunch. It's laugh able to you , but it's not BO funny far mu , because if 1 don't take caru of him lie will surely attack the reputation of the houao as soon as ho gotunwuy. " "Do you have many of those charac ters to look after/ / " inquired the listener. "Never had one like him , " said the clerk , "llo'o the worst ; but vro have a great many guests who exhibit signs of preoccupation. Perhaps the commonest example of abucnt-mindednosswhich 1 uuo ia ia rugate ! to door k < jyu. In the winter , when business ia rushing , a dozen or more keys will huvo to bu replaced every two days , A gui-nt going nwny will frequently forgot to leave the key in the door of his room or at the desk , and will put it in his pocket , BO wo will have to replace it. The house carpenter ia about as good a locksmith as any in the city ; ho hai had no many locks to pick and locks to make. Then people leave articles of wearing ap parel , books , memoranda , all sorts of things , in their rnnnis when thor vacnto. Writ , if tlipy are registered correctly there is no dltlicully In returning them thuir property , even tf they forget to write for it ; but where a man rogintors inaccurately or indefinitely it may sotno times bo Imrd work t- > find him. " A POUiltmri. V.O.UMIMAN. "Tlioro was an Kupjlishmiui here last winter , " continued the clerk , "who deposited - posited nearly { . ' ' .1,000 in Hank of Kitglnml notes with mu. The next day ho was called to New York by a tolcgtam , and having plenty of American money in his wallet , ho hurried to the cars without paying hia hotel bill , and never thought about his money or anything but his dU- patch until ho reached Now York. 1 have often soon careful people going over n written list and chucking the articles on" as they pack them away preparatory to continuing their journey. Wo have more or lots amusement with nnwly-niar- riod couples , as frequently the bridegroom forgets to vrito 'and wife' after hia name. When ho has to correct hia error ho nl- ways looks sheepish and hH explanations are very liuno. " Till ! AltSKNT MINIUM ) UUIUKOUOOM. "A laughable incident happened here about a year ago , " continued the clerk , "Ono day , In the early winter , n tall , Una-looking gentleman registered as Dr. .John so and so and wife , from C - . The doctor was on hia bridal tour. Ho was about to turn away from the dour when ho felt a slap on his back , and.look- ing up , ho saw the face of a college friend , 'Hollo , Jack' 'How are you Saml' and they began a rapid conversa tion , when suddenly Sam saw the regis ter and exclaimed 'Been : getting mar ried , have you ? Well , here _ are my con- jratulatloua ; what's your wife's name I' " 'Jennie , ' responded the bridegroom. " , No , no ; I moan who was shol' ex claimed his friend. "Why , her name was Jennie Joiinio Oh , itl" shouted the perplexed man. " 'What , Jennie O. Damit ? ' was the aughing rejoinder. ' "I'vo forgotten , ' as last exclaimed .ho bridegroom , In despair. 'Como np n the parlor and I'll ask her what it ' was "Forgetting his wife's namo1 resumed .ha clerk , "cost him n number of bottles of champagne. " "Oh , Lord , here ho is again 1" ho ; roanod , and the absent-minded man : amo up to inquire- what time tlio train oft for "for that place in Virginia , you know , " which the clerk Interpreted to mean Richmond. 1'nckliif * lliiolc tlio I'uupors. riltsburg Times. The United States Treasury deport ment hns just now taken the pauper emigration bull by the tail ; two years ago when impositions of this character vroru [ loiuted out vigorously the department might hr.vo taken the animal by the jiorns. However , lot 113 bo thankful it isn't n mule , and that the government is big enough to swing the other animal by the CiUidnl end. Collector Robertson , of Now York ha- received instructions that really show symptoms of shutting oil tlio American dumping ground for foreign refuse. Heretofore the most energetic action of Federal and local authorities has boon no moro effective than the customary sign-board on vacant lots "Placo no rubbish hero under penalty oi the law. " Like this description of indofi. nito threat the sign on Castjo Garden has accomplished little or nothing. Now it really looks as though the customs au thorities nndthojboardof commissioners of emigration meant business. The one will have every vessel boarded mid exam ined for paupers , and'tho other will do- maud a bond from each steamship com pany in guarantee that paupers shall bo. fed while in Castle Garden and returned whence they came. It is intended to enforce the same rules n other sea sports , so that the Board of Guardians of the poor in inland cities and counties may look forward to the time when n largo percentage of poor house paupers and applicants fur outdoor relief will not bo recent arrivals from abroad , as has been the case in a marked degree in the last three years. When it became known positively that local poor societies and boards in Europe , were systematical ly shipping the halt , lame and blind to Americaiitid that in numberless instances persons in fair circumstances wore send ing hither their dependent relatives , it was the duty of the government to adopt prompt and efficient measures against the imposition. When it ia seen at the beginning of an evil that it will probably grow beyond endurance the proper action is to squelch it at onco. This country is willing to receive al comers from abroad who emigrate logiti m&loly , but it is not n "dump , " nor yet a cess pool , into which Europe may de posit its garbage and mistiness. Local nuthoritk'H bhould - co-operate energeti cally with th'i seaport officials in return ing all piu M. ThU city could afford to pay the passage of such undesirable persons rather than be at the expense of their maintenance for half a your. UNOljE SAM'S I'UINU'ING OFFICE. Tlio ImrucHt KstahllMliiiioiit of tlio Kind In tlio World. Wnnhinglon Star , In so extensive a building as the gov ernment printing office the largest es tablishment of the kind in thu world filled with valuable material , and con taining within its walls every day over two thousand operatives , the necessity of extraordinary precautions for the safety of lifo and property from destruction by fire is apparent , particularly ns the build- iug is not a fire proof structure. The present head of the odico , Mr. Sterling P. Rounds , who is n practical business man with great executive ability and who has had experience in the west as a fire man , when ho took charge of the govern ment printing a few years ago recognised this fact ; and at the present time there is probably no butter equipped building ia the country for preventing loss of lifo or properly by a conflagration , Before Mr. Roundu took churgo the principal moann of oscnpo provided for thu inmates of the iirmoimo building wore from stair ways in a couple of towers in addition to the ordinary Btairnaya , Now a plentiful Hupply of water can bo turned on rnch Hoer at n monient'ii notice from the six stand pipes , which run ii | near the Udders , and sections of lioauaro kept nt hand , fitted with discharge pipoj , and to tr.lta cliurgu of each outlet or BIIO- tlon of hoeo in an emoigency there la nn organized force consisting of a captain and lieutenants , with a suitable number of men , all selected from the < < mployt > a There is nluo on each lluor a fire t'xth. guishor , in charge of a c-tptum and lieu tenant , und on the occasion of the burn ing of the stable on the promises some months ago , these wcro found to work well. well.Thoro There la an iron tramway running en tirely around the building , with iron cagoa secured rcith wire ropes , to aid in convoying from the upper windows any person , who might In case of a fire below - low , have the means of their escape cut < 11. This tramway was designed by Oon Meifrs , and the experiments mndo with It luvo been entirely satisfactory. In nddl- to the ordinary fire iMc.tpos there are two canvra escapes , reaching from the upper floor to the { round , andas 13 well known thov have been satisfactorily teatcd sev eral times. In hia last report Mr. Rounds nnya : lions and arrowa arc also provided , which would cnablo lifo liuca to bo shot sr thrown through the upper windows. Up to the time these changes were made ihe entire ollice was supplied with only a three-inch connection with the water mains , which barely gave aulllcloiit wa- lor for daily use , and was wholly inado- junto for the purposes. Hut by the kindly co-operation of Mr. Kilwnnl Clark , ar chitect of the capitol , the ollico haa now moro than double the former supply , and luito ample to render the now lire appa ratus in every way clliciont. All the outside doom were originally hung uo as to open toward the inside of the building and in eiso ; of a panic , with the pressure ngatnat them , it would have been im- [ losslblu to have opened them. The rea have been changed BO as to open either way , and egress cannot thereby bo obstructed. Besides oil thodo ample facilities for the safe egress of employes in cnao of sudden alarm of fire , the entire force of Females hns been divided up Into com panion of forty each , and each company In charge of a captain , with several aids , and in cose of alarm the companies are taken out by designated fire-escapes , under the charge and aid of.tho men ap pointed for the purpose. Tlio first trial of the system demonstrated the fact that the bindery , containing about five hun dred women mid nearly one hundred trnn , was emptied In loss than ono min ute ; and it is believed that after moro trials the entire ollico can bo cleared in less than two n.inulcs. It , therefore , may bo falriy stated that for the first time in the history of the ollico It ia reasonably safe from fire , and its em ployes from danger of loss of life or limb caused by a stampede or want of sullicl out ogress. RThoro have boon test alarms rung since the present system was adopted , and it was found that every man or woman know his or her place. By a test once made in the bindery it was found that the folding-room , containing over five liuudrod operatives , wa * cleared insldo of ono mltmto. The female operativeshow ever , found that in going down the fire there " Toms" escapes were some "Pooping on the ground , and in subsequent tests asked that canvas bo placed on the ladder before they would make the descant. In each room there is a captain with three lieutenants , and theao direct the pthora in case of an alarm , but the work ing force consists of about forty men to a section. Probably no bolter trial of the system was over given than that of last month , when a partition on which oil from the bindery had dropped took firo. The tlnmcs were extinguished when Chief Engineer Cronin was within a few yardn of the BCOIIC , and neither ho nor Mr. Rounds know of it until it was all ovorno general alarm having boon given , For some years it has boon though that the old portion ot the building was unsafe in consequence of the great wolghi on it , but by exercising duo care and ro' moving the surplus material to The Con gressional Glebe building , there has no ! been for no mo time pant any danger , the oflicors keeping in this portion of the structure at any ono time the smallosl possible amount of material necessary for the work in hand. Supt. Rounds' ollico is connected by telephone with every part of the build ing , and in case of fire ho would bo in formed of it at onco. TUTT 25 Iho Greatest Medical Triumph of the Ago ! SYMPTOMS OF A i IlnweU cnnllvo , 1'iilti In the licnil , witli u ( lull Brnnatlaii In tlio lincU purl , I'lilu nmlor Ilio nlionldor- lilmlii , J < 'ullncnH after oiitlnir , wlllt n < IU- liicllnnlinn lo cxrrllon of body nr nil nil , Irrltulilllty of Iiiiiippr , Lownplrltii , wlili u fruliiiu ofliuvlnir ni'ulecteil HOIIIU ilul y , WrnrlurxH , Dl/yliiem , IMuttcrlimnl Ilio limit , DIIIH licliirutill ) cyi-H , lli'iiiliu'lio nviir Iliu rlu-lit nrc. Kc-HlleHNiirin , wild llllultlrciiiiin , HlKlilycoIoruiI l.'rlno , uinl CONSTIPATION. TDTT'S l'ir.rB nro oHiiuclally adapted to Bucli cnscH , onn dnuo olfoctB such n lliuy Ijirrrano thn A Uliedle.nml catuo ttio limly to TnUu ou l > 'lnli , HUM tlin nystom In iKiiirlnlicil.nixl hylhi IrTonlr/Irilou on Iliu llucsll\BOru-nimltriuliirHI < ii > Unro iiriiiliK-i'il rrlrnsinr. ! I ninrriiv M..IV.Y. . _ _ - IB OKAY llAiit or WinsKi'.UH chauijoil lo tv (1U)3HV J1I.ACIC by 11 sliil | ) tippllciitlon of thlHDri : . U liniuirtAiinutiiriil color.notu liiulantiuirniiHly. bold by Dnigh'iatH , or flontliy .xiroHaon | rocolptof 91. Otnco.44 Murray St. , Now York. PHOPOSALS FOR CONSTJIUOTJON OI'1 POST OF FOHT D. A. RUSSELL , WYOMING. K- . POP TUB I'LATIK , OUAIlTKIltlAHtrll. OMUIA , Km. , Kuplunilicr litli , 1881 , BcalcilpropuHfilrf , In triplicate , subject to tliu iiitm condition * , will lie rcn.lt i l lit tliMjutlico until u n m. Balurilay. OLtolrtir IStli , 18SI , atulilih tltnu am placothuy will liu opciiul In pruijin nl Mkilt'ru fo InrnUlilii ) , ' tlio mutorluN ami I'ucbtnictlnt , ' In accur ilani.-uuitliiil.inii , mici'lllcatloiH iui.1 ilraulngs , , thu follimhik'iliMrllial luillilliib'Nlf 0 Coiii'inj ? | IhrincKs , U Hit Nun e/iiiniilnsloncil Olllcvrs QimrU'D. 1 hctn ritlil OHIarx l/uartcra 0 huts UuptaliiH Qiiirtin * . ICoiniiilH-i.io lluVilliini ; . . lOil llou.o. 1 Maxii/lnu. 1 KiiKlnu HuiiRii , anil 1 lUku lloiuutu lie of lirlcli. Alan , tliu ( olloulii ) , 1 lliiilnliii ; ( or Workshop * * , nnJ 1 III ) llllllHl ) . Iliiino liululnvii toliu locatvil on kltua hi Im . . . toil ntl'iirt l > . A , Himmll , \V.\lining. Thoucnk „ tu by c-ouiiiioni.il liy Oitobcr lMh ! , or ax HIIIIII thorcaltu U4contruotuurouimili1i.ti.il. Tun itatu Hirr.iiKa , HIM tw.i ritu ( ' .iiitalni Oiurti'm tu liu ciniiilitiil | liy lieu IIW , IhSI , anil tlio iuinilnlnn' ; lnilMIn l > y Juni M , liti'i if pr.ii tliMlilv. rropnbiU m D bumadu forcitliuror nil ol tlio tullJ III K tliuprlul Of lIUll to liu htiltlll 8uptlutLlj. Diiihpropiiml mint liu iiiT < iiiiiiiiiluil lij nguatantv In thu niiinof yD,0',0 , iincutui In iKTonljmuull forum fiiiiililiml lij Him ullli-u. 1'rifi.ruu'ii h n t crtli-'iH ' of iloinuhtlo pioiliK-tlnii unil ni.uiiif.ictiir i-innlitluiM of ] 'ilbO anil ipulit ) I.tlii0uiul | , .inilnui.1 pridiLiuu xlu-n to intiiki ul Aniurliun pruiliietiui unil iiiuniifiiLtiirupriiilncuil on Iliu 1'iii-illc i ua t tu thu uxluit of Iliu < juii iiiiiitlini | rMiuiruil Ii ) tliupuliliiiH.r MM tllLK. 'Iho Imi riinunt riwrviu tlio rlr'M to ujirt liny 01 nil linl > ur juitu tliiiuof. I'liinn ami bjiLillliiitluiu ma ) liu n.c ii anil c\uniliiuiJ lit thinutllcv. Illaiil. inopiiialu iiinl lnr.tiuctluiu .n to lilclillui ; tirniinl c intiuut , jujiiiUiit , unilI'irunl.ir i hin fill ml 'rniulioii tu Inililirnill buliunUliuil un iiiipllcu llun ! ' tiii ulllixi. I .in , - toutnnlii | iroiii .i's to lie nurkui " | iuiiu-iiN | fur i Hintrin tiun nl 1 iirt 1 > . A lunsdl \ \ I'liiiin , Uintorj , nml uililuml tu tliu iiinUr . II. IIAKIIV , ' * " ' I't il'I t0 t lH ) 111 6i M Uoilsunlcil in ite D ROAD CLAIM oi teinguia VERY BEST OPERATING , QUICKEST SELLING AND K-ver ofTercrt to Uic public. THE SURE CURE Fen .KIDNEY DISEASES , LIVER COMPLAINTS , CONSTIPATION , PILES , AND BLOOD DISEASES. PHYSICIANS ENDORSE IT HEARTILY , 'KJilnoy-Wort ' 1 Uio mont BueocimftU remedy lovcruuoil. " Dr. 1 * . C. B llouMonktonVt. "Kiilney.Wort 1 always reliable. " Dr. n. N. Clark , 80. Hero. Vt. "Kl Jncy-Wort haa cummy wlfo after two yetrn nutterlnc. " V * . O. U. Biunmcrlln , Ban mil , Qa. IN THOUSANDS OF CASES It hna cured where all clue liiul failed. It In mild , biitofnclcnt , cr.KTAl.N I.V 1T8 ACTION , but hnrmlcna In all canes. ITrlt clrnn oi < tlio Itloml nml Rtrencthcni nr.il Itltrn New Lire to all the important organs of the body. Tbo natural Action of the RJdncya ia restored. The Liver ia olcinaod of all disease , and the Bowcli ) move freely and healthfully. In thin way the worut dloooaca are eradicated from the system. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 3 rurs , $1.00 uqrm on nnr , SOLD nt Dncacisrs. Dry can bo sent by mall. OMAFA Ohemica Dyeing J WAND -AND- C. T. PAIT.S'W , 1'roprktor. fieiitloiri-ns' Clottfnir Cleaned , Pjcil ami HepilroJ. Drcsxci Uioancil and Dyed , uitliaut ipping. Cliancd r Colored any nliide , to eauiple. SllkN , Velvets nnu L.IMJ Clc&ticJ , D cil ami Ho-lii- Wic.l. . 1212Dougl.i3 Sftrcot , - OMAHA , NEB. , j-rw Chartered by theStnteofllU . 7 nois lor thccxprcssriurpoEe ' IiS ' - * ! ? oflvlnglmmedlatarcllellc all | ; chronic , urimc" ana prl- t 3 i-v * Gleet nndSyphills in nil their - , * complicated forms , also all diseases of the Skin and Ulood promptly rellevedsnJ permanently cured by reme- ' Seminal Wc.ii.net ! ! . . Nu'ht Losses liy Dreams , Pimples on . , ' fiTm > "ri > fr/mrii n ; . Ths appropriate tij.r.edy u at once used in each case. Consultations , per- luiial or by letter , iacrcdly confidential. Mec ! > cJiicsi sint bv Mall und Express. Ho marku on BCKPCC to Indicate content * or sender. Address o. 204WashinglonSl.Chlcaaoll ! , - O / & HW BKa O UUaUVBii U ( Faculty 1'rlto Moutc.il uollcgo of Ohio. SPECIALTY FILES , FISTUI A9 Anil nthor Dlncajcg ol the Anna anil 1 tec turn. 120 S. 14th St , Cor , Douglas OUAIIA , NED. eve oil ami wtf \VI1I jmrlfv Uio BLOOD.'wra. l.ito tlio LIVER nncl KIDNEYS. ami in Himii : TUB jiKAl/rit mill VIQOH of VOUT1L ! ) > * liepsla , WanlorApprttlo , in- illui'KlIrm , l.uck nl Mri'iifUh , Binl'J lr- ' " UIIK absolutely iireil. 1'or , luiifcli'sami IHTVCS lovulvo nowrorei ; . . jcnilvunt the iiilnil nuil S SiiHuWiiKuoiu coinpValhW ja cV2 ixiuiillnrto tliclr BuX will find InDH. XI ! TITEU'HIKOH TON10 n raid and ; p idy ! uiro. ( tll\t s a I'leiir , lieiillliy complexion. Preijuniii hHcmptK at co" ' < riiiiK ; ! ; uiilyuilil In HID popularity nt llmorlitliml. louutozicrl- | ( Illilll-WllluOIIIUIKAI.ANItllKBT. , . . . n /rtTOiljoiiriiililri" ; lo'Ili l > r. IliirterMeil co.X "j li. Moor our"DHEAM liOOlC. " B I ttmniw uuil UBtlul.lfltoruiuUon.treo./ EAMBUKtt-AMEKIOAN 111ECX LINK FOR ENGLAND , FIIANOK AND GERMANY. Tlio etcumBlilin ol this well-known line are built of Iron , In water-Unfit cotnriaittnonti , anil are ( urnlsh- cJ with every ro < | uisito to nmko tbo iiaaange both eulu mill agreeable ) . Tlioy carry the United .Htatce anil European nmlla , anil leavu Now Yorka Thurs days anil Maturdays ( or Plymouth ( LONDON ) Cher- bouw , (1'AIIIH ( ) anil HAHllUMO. KatCH : FJrut Cabin , 65 , J 5 and $76. Steerage. 820 Henry I'uiidt , Uark lUnucn , K .11. Moorcs.ll. Tolt , iKOiitsIn Onmlia , Orouowlcir It Bclioentgon , amenta In Council UluHa. 0. 1) ) : 1UCI1AI11) U CO. , Gen. I'taa AKt % , 01 llroailway , N. Y. Cbaa. KoztnliiKkl ft Co- U oner al Wutcau Agguta , 107 Waehlnxtou Ht. , Cbloa KO.lll. HAS NO UPERIOR. Tlio Stcck is B Durable Piano. TUB BTECK 1IA8 SINGING QUALITY OH TONB KOUND NO OTHER 1'IAKO. OS01 A'lN AU WOODBHID&S BROS , , OAIAIIA NK1I. NOTICE. l > KrK , Col. September. 12 , 1S9J. Swiluil rropowla ullltu rrnhuJ nt the olllcu c < thU coiiijuny up to Ottuuvr llrnt , 18hl , Jor thu iiuaroiiiK mill IfuiJIii mi buiril cl cam 60U,00 | cubio ( at of utoiii tol'iiloll\iriil ' ) iliirliid tlio ji'ar ISkS , 'I'lio cum > .iny u CTU' < the rljrht tori Joctuny anil nil Mil ) . Koran } iintlicr lufuriiution ajijly to T.A. Marlow Uctj'H i'cit , Ultrnril Miicl. . Ik-niir , fwloniilo. M VI , CiLI M.UK Ii AMI & < I.AKIY | ! 0.