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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 23, 1884)
OMAHA DAILY -SATURDAY , AUGUST 23 , -THE E BESTTQHEC , ? Tliis medicine , combining Iron Itli r"r < Vcpctablo tonics , nulokly nnrt cnmnlptclj Cure * ) * | * * ltiitlnr tlnn U'mmirp" " nmlNrurnlHln. It Is nu tmmlllntj remedy for Discuses of tut KldnrjH niul l.lvrr. It is invnlunblo for Dlscnjcs peculiar tc Women , niul nil who lend tcdcntary lives. It ilocniot Injure the teeth , cnu clirn < mrncoi produce constipation IAT Jron mcdleinrt no. Itenrlelicsnnd purifies HIP Mood.MlmnJnlc. ' thenprctltc.nlds the nflmllatlon of food.re' llcvcs Heartburn nnd Ilclclilng , nnd strength' ' em the muscles mid nerves. Kor Intermittent Fevers. Lnssltudc , LUCK ol Energy , Ac. , It 1ms no cqiml. KV- Tim cciinltio 1ms nbovo trmlo mnrk nnd crossed red lines on v. rapper. Tnkp no oilier tas Helical InsU Chartered by thsStateoflll purpo' reliell n" chronic , uryinry nnd pt Gleet nnd&yphilis in Blithe complicated forma , nlso a diEcaf.cs of the Skin nn _ , t > ; ifculJ'i ( t. Mir tit Lorsscsby Dreams , Pimples c the Face. Lost Manhood , } > uiltlrcllctirc } < t. T/.ci < ititicxi'crliiriiinili ( Thr appropriate ic.r.nfl i : at once used In cncticass. Consultations , pei jionfil or by letter , sacredly confidential. Met 'dns * tcnt by Mnll and Express. No marks o piuaae tolndlcatecontcnuorscnder. Addre ; tai. JA5SESHo. 204Wiishlngion Si.Chicagrjll Will mirify the BLOOD.'rcp Ututr.c LIVER niul KIDNEYf Ullll JlnHTOIlE TI1K 1IKA-LT. nnd VIQOJl of VOUTIL My pepsin. Want or Appetite , n tlnn. 1-aek of Hlrcngtl rir'- ' "UiKn1 ! > nlHtol uruil. Uonu3. luusclu.iau iifrvca rccaivo now fore Uiillvpii3 the nilnit al Mipnllco llrsln 1'owc SuirurlnRlroiiiruinplaln tliclrouxwl Eatl In DR. Xl'i/UTEH'SIIlON / TONIO n fnfo nt t" cuy cure , ( lives n clear , licsltlry compluxlm Freiinent uticmpts at cf " " " "Tf ( > ' < liiK only nil tnlhcpopiilarltyorilioorlrlnVi. Do not cxpar uicnt guttlia OIIUUN-U. ANI > IIKST. / H D'i30urriddrM toTIBlr. llnrtorM l.Ro. ' tJ'it.IxjiilB , Mo. , for onr"JJUEAM 1IOOIC. " YH'ulloJ BUaoua .nd uncfal InformuUonJrua. Health is Wealth Dn. E. C. WIMT'B KKBTK AXD BKAIN THBASUKST , guaranteed incciflo for Hysteria , U zzlnesa , Convu lon , Flt , Ncrvou ) Neuralgia , Headache , Norroi 1'rostration cau > c < l by the mo ol alcohol or tobbacty Wiliduloc ? ! ! , Mental ( Icprcsslin. Solloolng of tl braia , rciuUlngln Insanity and Icaplni ; to nileori decay und death , I'rcmature Old agu , llnronosi , lei of power in cither PCX , Involuntary LOSIM anil Bpc nmtorUora cauncd by over excrtlontof the brain , ncl Abura or over Indulgence , Hwh box , contain ) or inonth'a ticittnont. Sl.CO n lioi.or elx bottles l ( 95.00 , tent by mall prepaid oa receipt ot piico. WE GUAKANTKE SIX BOXGi To euro i nr cage. With each order rcceluoil by i for six bottles , Accompll'livd with $5 00 , wo will sen the purehtstr our written guarmtoo to refund tli money If the treatmcnulocn not effect a cure. Oua ; utceH issued only by JOHN UVT,3T k CO. . Jy S.m&e.ry 802 Madlaon St. , Chicago , 111. thrives on IlorllckV I'ocxl , " wrlto hundreila of irrateful irothcrii. Mothcm' milk contahiH no Harch. IIOIILICKS' FOOD roll INrANTBtfroo from hUrcli ) n-qtilrcH no cooUluir. The tiont fooil In licalth or flcknesd for INFANTS. Thelxwtdictfor DVSl'EITICS and INVAMPS. HlirtilylwnoncUi toimrnluKiiintherHiiHadrlnl ! . Irlco40andc. AU drunrlet.i. ltookonthotrratincutofchlldrcnfru& "I l llcre It to t nuptrlor la KnTthlni of llif Hoi for ebllJrrn. " / . Alnmmi , tl / . , Xru Yart. 'L'uheil tlnrlj pronounce i * . C : Uiit Kootl la the tuarkf I * * II * . tl. ttnrrnt , U. / > . , Motion. "Oneof 'f el t fubitltuiri for toother ullk. " / / . O. I . .Kim. tl. tl. , UrouUi/n , N. Y. Will lioptntli'iLallonrccclplof rrtooln mpi. HOItl.IU MX KIOl ) CO. , HuriiusVlM. . C -UUE Uo : NEIL'S luit KiTUiirx or UILTU.I ( HAMBUEU-AMERIOAN DIRECT LINE FOR ENGLAND. KIIANCK ANi OKIUIANY. The ttc&trahlpg of this well-known line are built c Iron , In water-tight compartment ) , anil are f uruUh cd with every rcquiaito to make t'jo rimni\o bntl ufo and airrccabla. Tliey carry the United Htatc and Kuropoan nialU , and leave New Vorks Tluirs dajBandbaturdiyafor I'lvmouth ( LONDON ) Choi bourrf , (1'AlllS ( ) and UAMIIUMQ. Kucn : Flrrt Cabin , $55 , W5 end $7B. 8tccraKo.2 Henry I'unilt , Uark Ilanion , F ,12. HooreaM. Toll ( uriuUlu Oimtha , Oroiicwleu & 8cliocntgoiiaioiiUI Council liludl. C. lUKICHMil ) &CO. , Don. 1'ts Agin. , 01 Broadway , N. Y. Uba3. ICozmlimkl & Co General WcsUun A nta , 107 WaahluKtou St. , Chlr. KQ.I11. _ _ Boynl anilTJ.S , Blall Btoainon EVERY SATURDAY , BETWEEN [ JEW YORK AND ANTWERE Thellhine , Germany , Italy , Holland ami franc Btoerage Outward , f20 ; Prepaid from Antwerp , ( If Eicuralon , } 30 , Including beddlnif , etc , 2d Cabin , ( C Jtound Trip , tao.Ol ; exounlon , $100 ; Biloon from K to 851) ) ; Exounlon 110 to 8180. XarPeUc Wilght & Son ) , Oon , Agent * . (6 CroaV w y N. Y. nimllton & Co. , Om h .l P. E. Flo , 203 N.lCtbBtroet , Omaha ; D. K. Kli til , OmihiAi-onU. od-lf Imported Beer ) BOTTLES. Erlangor , . . . . . . . . . . . . Bay aria Gulmbacher , . . Banana Pilsner . . . Bohemian Kaiser . - . .Bremen , DOMESTIC. Budwoiser . St. Louis , Anhausor. . . . _ .St. Louis , Bests. . . . - . Mihvaufce * . Hchlitz-Pilsner . Milwaukee. K"rutt' . . . Omaha Ale , Porter , Domestic and Rhine Wine. ED. MAU11ER , iaiSFarumnSt. RURAL NEBRASKA ! Tbe Leading Agricultural and Live Stock Jlfirual or the Went. 20 Pages { H. S. SMITH & CO. , nONMlOIiT. W. rUBNAB , Sccrtlarv SU'e Board nl AKrieultuie , Awociate Kdltor , ftOO per year laadrwcc , nrlf P. llthBlreo' , OMAtlA. NKl' tl A Mistake * How your sweet ( ace revives again The dear oltl time , my I'oarl , If I may mo the pretty naiuo I called you when n girl. You nrr KO young ! xvlillo Time of jno Ha mntlo ncrui'l prey , It liai fnrgotlnn you , nur nwcpt One gtaco of youth away , Tim sumo sweet face , the snmo swcot emit The Mine lltho fiRtirc too ! WliM < liil yini sny ? U was pcrchanco Your mother that 1 know ? " Ah , yes , of courcp. It tnuit have liocn , Anil yet the sanio you coni , Antl for n moment n'\ \ these yeais Fkd from mo like a dream , Then \vlmt your mother would not RV ! , i'ermit HIP , dcnr , to take , The oltl man's privllegi- kisa Just for your mothor'n pako. A. Toll Krnin , She ca'clics nt the tcloprain , Conjccturo rackH her brain , She knn\v lior Inubnnd linn been killed , Un some outgoing train. Her fingcrnMiako.lier breath cornc.tfnsl , Oh , ilrendful It numr bo ? With angry scowl ahiroadn the line , "I'll bring a frlcml to tea , " SET I1ONI3V FOll TIII3 Silk gliivos nro moro worn than cither or uiidre8tl kid. women declare.- that Inco In b coming too jiopulrxr. The Mother Huhbnrd bathing unit ! e Bill able for alight figmcf only , The baby wnttt In worn by Jiine-tcnthii 1 ho young ladlen at Knratogii tills Hummi'r , The Marie Antoinette fichu of loco or mil lln , olaborixtoly frilled with lace , i tovivod. IJonnot utringx are very wi-lo nnd nhor forming n largo bow with short ends under tl chin , Gray gloved will bo very fa > lilonabl whether of nilk , IRO | thread , ilresscd or ill droned klcl. Knimag CItv boastn of havini ; a woman wl can speak eight Iniiguagos. It in needless < remark tlmtuhuH u willow. Some of the now mourning bonnets ai no mnnll that only the Binallcnt kind of grii can hiive nny HIOW on them. Mourning uUlro U made of lighter matoi nls than theRe formerly worn , and Is lei heavily trimmed with crape. A Kingston girl jumimd twelve feet" in hi sleep recently. She probably dreamed tin 8omo ono was propi Bing to her. If it takoa an American Senator six yea to earn as much money an a lirnt r.ito Kurop an toner 8ingerdemand for a month , Gloves for nvening wear got longer nr longer : they cover the lower part of the ar ; entirely , and are r.Olcd just at the elbow , ' The oldent inhabitant U usually a man Bayn an exchange. But it needn't bo BO women would unly stnml up to their ngoa. A Dakota woman has killed ono union ] keeper and clos'd up the chop of another wit her levolver. Her husband is getting vci dry. Largo Japan pins are put ncrosH the volv bowH which adorn many hatH , and ninnies i llowera , with brilliant insecti Bwnylntf nbovi are the favorite gnrmentH. An advertisement in a contemporary readi "Wanted A girl to cook. " This gives rif to the grave siispicicm that cannibalicm iu m yet played out in this country , It is now said that the Invention of th Mother Hnhlmrd drees wai the result purel , of an accident. U li.v been remarked that success ! in of terrlblo accidents has occurred n late years. The fashionable woman of the period no\ dre eH In almost iw ] ) lnin and eimplo styl upon the ntreot OH does the- man , Xoni < liu old-fashioned women wear fluttering furlic lows upon thu promenade. Wo would not Btrtku n woman undfr nn ; clrcumstanceH , but wo must acknowledge tlui when wo ne a girl wearing nno of UKIHO hut riblo gnrmenU known "Mother HnbbiudH wo fool Inclined to give her a belt. ' A Immlsnnio toilottosot forii Biin.inor roon "inanllla" colored aatii in made of tbo now sheotlng , combined with rpbin'H egg blue with trills of dotted muslin. A design o jiittcr-llioH IB worked In etching silk , A fashion notu Bays the Intent Paris hat li : allod "Henry the second on a jourr.oy , " ant .Imt It rc&omblcH n Hour pot upsldo down I'lio hatters tried to got out a style , "Tin : > rlncu ofVaIos after a frolic , " hut it lookei MO much like a doinijohn all broken up , The olliclal list jutt published in Palis o vomon who nro decorated with the Legion o , Honor , puts llosa Uoiiheiir at the head , and .vitli . her is Lady 1'igott , who received tin locoration in 1 8712 , with fourteen more women : ialf of whom bulling to relicious orders , A Paris fa.ihton writer cnya : Trans parent boimots are ( moat a la modo. Thoj : oiii" in black chenlllo. In straw , In gold am ! many varieties , intcrploatinir so far apart that the hair is plainly visible through. The bim Hots trimmnd with a inixi-d bouiinot will uc- : enl with almost any dress. Lubouchiro , In London Truth Bays tin Qneon has made a now will. She has plcntj uf money to ivo away. Prince Albert left al least Slt,000,009. A miser named Noald bo iiioathod | to her majesty § 2,600,000 , and al' ' lierlifo ehohai boon uaving ho greater pait ol lior annual income- . Mine , lilavatsky , wlio Is an imiloiibtodlj : loviT woman , looks about nixty , Lubonclieri i ys : "No unu KOCIIIH to know how old slit oidly is. She It wuppos-ed to know mon ibou occultism th in any nno ol o. Him gilt nit of her body , 1 hcliovu. If Bho would only each Biimo of us how to do in hot weather , lonio of us woulil.be grateful. " The London World nay of the season now : ! oang ! that ' 'men have been more dlUieull .bun uvor to BOCHIO wherever dancing hu ; joon announced. Such Btrnits huvo curtail rivers of daneus born but that they Imvo com nlssloneil piT ons who used not to bo tolcrat d in Bocioty to procure young men fui iliem , " M.lss Cirmuly , nt Newport : Ono pretty gir \ttracted my attention , nrt only by her aunnj iiniles und lustrous hair , but by tint cutioui : oncpptiun of her dress. A muss of red cur rants formed n sort of lloununovor palest pink uul another druss , where the most dnlicati yellow and pink prtmrores wore scattered nvci i background of light liluo , WIIH apecially at tractive , It may Ixi interesting to ladies \vliu are luatl to give up the pretty colored hosiery no limp worn to learn that the dyes may hit robbed ol their poisonous proportion by dipping the nrtl1 : les iu a bath of rubber dissolved in naphthi .ir some other ru agout , Subsequent ovatio ration covers each libra with n thin Him o ! rubber , and ao prevents the transfer of tin : olorlug mateilal from the goods to thu skin , There is a pretty Knglinh girl at Newport who adopts tbo somewhat novel , albeit con < iplcuous , w y if dlaplnying her nationality ly improvising Urltlah Hag into the froct ireadth of a rather artistically draped gown , The bodlca is of dark blue , with a rolllug col- ar , which dlaplajru a waistcoat of blue and ed sttlncd material ! but the waiit Is worn a ieavy ! lk army sash , which is tied In loose : noU at the tide , A lovely Nowrort costume it of nun's voti ng In the most delicate of thu new nineties of ray , Tbo entire front breadth Is rmbrold. red with morning glories , the loaves being of ialest green mid the blonfloms pink and white. 'ho live iilron is a polonaise of the gray lined liroughout with pnlo ] > lnk , and a gray straw 31 x > to WDM i with thls dross lias a cluster of rldto morning glories on one Hide. Two sets f strings of very narrow pink and white rib' one , und a gray psnuol lined with pink is inbroiderod to match. In bodices thu great change Is they are now J be quite high or iulto | low , For dinner or veiling parties the low dross , bridling the liouldttrs , Is worn with the Marie Antoinette chu of tulle lace or muslin trimmed with inbroldery or laco. Kor demt-tollet , the bod. : u has it plastron of lace , gauze or ombrold- red tulle , under which the material [ ths dresi irmy IHI cut low , but thn laitron Itself is high to the neck and finished itli a thick ruche. As for out-of-door reb e , they are all made vnrv high , with arrow turned up collar round the neck , I'ubhlons aio about to undergo a great tango ; the dmpeil pulf ii gohii ; t dliapjif ar ; iu manifold draperies which have formed art and parcel of all costumes for the ! ist nix r rovnn yrary , urn to bn ilono awav with. Wo twUln uutuUirof toIlcU In which thcro wa ? no jiuff whatever. It exchanged for dcop hollow pl'-ats fallii straight from the waist. In mort C.VCA tl bodlco is cut ptincets fashion at the back at prolonged Into thrco pleats down to with about two or thrco Inches from the edge of tl underskirt. Sometime * , however , the boili' ' Is made apart , and comes down Into n point < small lKniUo | over llio plentnd skirt. The a nnc9 of a puff , however , by no means I eludes that of the tnurnuro. Tlio "Wall < l a Hrokcn Ilcni-t. " Onlj .1 woman's heart , Changf Ifcn ai death , Only the bitter amatt Of love bereft , All that U left to mo Is blttor mockery , Which will over cling to mo While llfo is left. "Ooos it appear to you , The part jou played In a wretched womaii'rt life ? Ate you tint afraid That the woo and bitter pain Planted In another's heart Mny not loturn again , And leave within your own A lifelong smart ? Oil , I hope you no'or may know The depth of bitter woo That you have planted In this aching breast : May llfo still bo to you Happily blent ] f tlio earnest wish of ono , Who , though of hope bereft , Still can wih to you Of all the joys of life The purest and boat , ( Now York Sim. T imors. A rolling-pin gathers no remorse. Never look a gift poem in the feet. The breath of scandal is often mixed wil gin. gin.A A do.ipomlcnt person ought never to e bluufish. Two heads are better than ono , particular ! in n barrel , Tb'o high school girl never bangs her ha ! She "arranges her capillatures , " Young Jonks says ho likes summer , bccaii ; ho can havu a lly time with the glrln. The man who spells this month "Orgnst" fi the sake of the oyster violates only the lett of tlio law. A Chicago pool carols : "In n cabin-locki for many a your a bottle lay. " That's b causa it was empty , Thcro Is ono mitigation to our grief. Tl girls can't wear a Jersey and a Mother IIul batd at thu same time. A micnwcopUt has dUcou'rod that the brie walls of our houses are fairly alive with inli sarla , Have they ears ? A man without nny bonoi is now being o1 hibitod through New Jersey. Ko is probabl a retired baseball umnlro. Asthotlciim is nothing now to the ROU 1'roiii ' thuoarhost Mstory he is known to h \ boon just BO awfully all butt. An exchange wants to know what Is th best way to mark animals. Woli , a shotgu is the most effective for cats. The girl who wants to refine n man contl can quietly iniorm him that aho will bccom his bndo when lien. Butler is tloctod pies dent. A colored barber in Idaho hw ; drawn th color line ; ho refuses to ulmva Indians. II differs from the avorugo post-trader in tin rcepoct. Uiisfiian eirls carry dynainito in their bac' ' , I"8t 1)0 lorllt' ; in minil > nowovei Hint the hair of Hussion girls is not liablu t [ all on ut any moment. The bishop of Gloucester , Kngland , ha 'ivcn gmvt scandal to many good churchinei by appearing at < \ recent cricket match a Lord's with a cigar iu his mouth. It might nt c bo a bad thing in the baggagi ima h"r's opinion if homo of tlio big Saratogi trunka that liayo been wafted to the wateriui places were struck by lightning. "Kvery young woman Bhould have n chanc lo writy u letter of acceptance , or , what i bolter accept oraly. " Kvcry young mai Bhould bo a candidate wo tuay also add. It is a foi tunato thine that during the re rent earthquake the earth did not open nny vhoro. If it had It might have swallowed . ; reen apple , and then how fearfully it wouli lave stjulrinod , " ' ' ' .ih Oovornnr St. John linn a scandal .00 ? 'Well , ho was discovered in the armi if a woman. " "Is that possible ? When Oh , a Rood many years ago , " "Who was tin voman ? " "His mother. " The discoverer of the north polo will bo i cmarkablo man Ho must not only know low to lift how to lift hlmHulf up by his boo itraps , but be able to aubslst on thorn for i nonth of Sundays , ' There Is a vikiblo falling off among raj leaux , " remarked the heartless Uurlingtoi ; irl as ho htatloncd herself where aho couli ion the loottn plnnk , which her father hai ixed , dump them ono by ono oil the fron tops. tops.A A utory comes from Huston of a largo wo nan handsomely dressed , with plenty of iow iliy , who recently entered a her > o car when ivery feat was occupied. No one moved til it length an elderly gentleman slowly arnst in I uttered her his scat. She took it doliber itely with an ntr and said : "Yon are a gen lemun a perfect gentleman ; the rest Is lipgsl "Yes , ' naid the doctor , "you must prepare oiiHolf for the worst. You cannot live maii > laj-H. You had .hotter make your will at inco. " Make my will ? " gasped the sick lawyer , 'leu , replied the doctor gently ; "it woulil ID well 1 think. " "No. " tliu legal man wild , haliing Ins liKiul , "I will never make n will , dy family needs what little property I li.ivt A cotrespondent writing from the ISorlc line diktrict to u Pittsburg papersays : "The niterrilied nummer boardur bus invadetl St ck- nlilgo , mid plays Bad huvoo with Its mannerH mil traditions. Within the week I ha\n seen ho rncki't danced in Jonathan Edwards' m.ni , und neon HOVeral 'jack jiots' opened on .hi . ! very table on which ho wrote his wonder- ill moral essays , and on whii-li at this later late 1 am wilting this letter , " Alice-l wonder if bicycling develops the : alves , hdlo ? Ldlth1 am mini I don't know , . should think It ought to , Do you moan to isk your tathnr to buy you a bl-a tricycle ? Jh , no ; but I noticed when all the Chicago ncyclnts rode p.ist the house how terribly mall their legs were. Kdith Why. how | uoer ? I noticed it too. Allco-Ycs : I'd athor pad tlian-that is.lf I wore knoo-breoch -I moan , if I were a man. A belle at Long Branch went to the l > cacli o take a bath the thor day , and after enter- ng a bathing booth k pt her mala escort wait- iifc' half an hour. "It was too provoking for nythlng"BhaoxplaInodwhon she reappeared , 'I ' dropped my new bathing Buit down n knot- ale , and have been all thi * time fishing it up Itli a pleco of string and a hair iilu. " Humph ! " mid her escort , looking ut her fit.icnlly , "are you auro that you rescued nil Tlio Hick Itnolr. letrolt I'Voo Press. ( " ' ! > K'fl ' with the rick-rack dresi , lib many smile and a umlrk , She Hashes out In the soci l rout , Arrayed In her handiwork. All winter tlio ricked and racked ; Does her toil repay her ! Oh yes ; For now she declares that everyone stares At the girl in the rlck-rai-k ilreu. MUSIOAh ANI ) DUAMA.T1O. Much M aho deservss it Pattl will hardly ; t her divorce , "Oulda " ( Mile , tie | a lUmoo ) rikos at 5 In . the morning for bur writing , The new song "I am Nobody' * Darling. " as not written by Dr. Mary Walker. This reliable , Ammira is not alone in operatic elephant * . Itu Grand Opera house of Paris lost StXGOO ) Sarah Iternhardt did thealeep-walkliigfcceur ' | Mocbeth" In digitated HeiiU-cuIoml hose simulatu bare foot , "Called , lisck" will recelvo Its first rcpre- ntatiou in this country nn Monday evening , tpt , 1 , at the Fifth Avenue Theater. Mf ! > Miiud llimljr , amfhtcr of Gnu N. P , Itanka , will star next season in "East Lynnc "J/jah , " Adrlenno'1 and "llomeo and Juliel "The Plot My Mother Made , " is ft n < fong , itlsnaidj but It Is not. Every you husband ban sung it for the past two cent rie . The Kirilfys are ntlll claiming lhroti | their press agent , Mr , Eddy , that they w have ono hundred and eighty-four people the billet. Itnchbl line tli wtll play the leading BO brotto ] i rt in "Lynwood , " at the Unii Sqnaro theatre. Sha was offered a similar pn in "Caprice , " but declined , Lizzlo Hudson joins Magjlo Mitcboll. SI will bn rcmomberctl an playing the leadii part in "Tho Lights o' London" the past tv * en nns , She will wed Walter Collier early tliu wintnr , "TheLittle liiko"holds sway at Iho Casin where its pretty melodies and tasteful sottii have made Lccoci's | ngreeablc little wo ; ono of the most i popular operettas in Iho r perlory. Mr. C. H. McCnnncll , Iho manager Haverly's Theatre In Chicago , lia the be run of attractions of nny thcatra In the wtf McConnell Is also Iho manager of the IJroo lyn Theatre. Havorly'fl Minstrels , after the sudden tern- nation of their engagement at Durry Lai theater , are to go to illrininglmni , where tl anticipate a croater success than they ha' ' achieved in London , The Kiralfys have engaged forty-five ! goo looking young KnglMiwoinen , who will apiiei in this country , beginning in New York , He 8 , under tbo title of the KiralfyUiothers'Uri ishltiirlesqno Company , M lss Emma Abbott will begin her BO.W Sep. 8 , at T.oiiisvillo , Ky. The ustlm.il > young la'ly ' promiic.1 to produce "Lukme" an 'Somiromido" next winter , in addition to tl Works in which she has hitherto ligurod. Air. John T. JUyinond will begin his so : son at Hamilton , Ontario , Sept , 1 , His r pertory will comprise Mr. Lloyd's "Kor Coi grefs. " Messrs. Jessop and Gill's "In Par dise"and the familiar "Gilded Ago. " AH heretofore announced , Mile. Mar Aimer will make her first essay In Englis comedy iu "Mnm'zello , " a i < ieco written fi licr by Messrs. Jessop and Gill. Aimee is o : pected to arrive hero about Sept. 15 , Mr , C. 1) . Hess lately made a propositic lo Mr William Carlcton to combine the companies for a New York engagement. M Carlotou declined the offer , saying that 1 preferred in every way to paddle his own ci nee in Now York and olsewhcro , Next to Mme. Luca , the most popular can tatrico in Vienna Is Mme. liianch' ' , who Is tli ideal of oporogoers in the Austrian capita Mme , Bladchi hni just sicncd an engagemor to visit the United States next year , and wi make liertAmerlcan debut In Now York. An original burletta entitled "Tha Littl Primrofo' will bo produced during the ensi ing season in the principal cities by Mr. ,1 V. Ximmorman. The plot of this morsel deal with an unclaimed estate , : ud ) the hero is young Jtoston lawyer , who finds the rightfi ; heirs. The BCOIIO is laid in Virginia. Mr. Henry Irving , accompanied by Mis Ellen Terry and a company of fifty , will B i for Montreal on Soptemaer 18 by the Alia Hue. The English tragedian will not brin with him the same enormous amount of ini pediments that ho did on the occasion of hi last visit. Ho will trauspoit butlittlo ifun ; aconory. Mlfs Clara Louisa Kellog ( ? , who has beoi abroad during the lust ten weeks , was ouo o the grat passengers that hastened down th Bleep inclinn f the gangway connecting th Bteamshir ) Germanic with terra firma on Sat unlay. The primn doouna was attiretl in i tight-fitting Parisian traveling suit , and i jaunty hat , enlivened by a largo bunch of rai and yellow ftathew , overshadowed her face She presented a delightful picture ot gooi health and good spirits. "The Seven HavoiiH , " will bo brought for ward , under the tllrectioi of llcrr Conried , ti whom Measrt" . Poolu & Gilmorohavo assignoi the difliciik task of eclipiing the glories of tin. "Ulack Crook. " His understood that Her Conried feels conlitlunt of success. "Tin Seven Havens , " is a German fairy tale , and ' it itory is not identical with that of the Mess'rs luralfv's spectacle. That charming artist Mile Theodora do Gillert , will lead the dan : CH on tbo Btngu whichiC e lioiifnnti and San galli were hho cynosutcs of nil eyes , especial ly of the eyes of the elderly gentlemen in th front seats. Mile Gillort will have tbo as listanco of Nina Couti and other skillet lancora. The diamatie company include Mr. Gustavus Lovick and J. W. Pigott , Pau ino Hull , and lluby St. ( Juenton , Tlio Two CatulldntCH. 'James G. lilaino Nu'er carried a cane' Nor parted his hair in tho'middlc. He lives down in Maine , So bit him again , " Cry the dudes , "and his fame wo will riddle "Hut Cleveland's a"man Ihat every dndo can Support clear down into hades. Ho's fat and he's fair , He oils his sweet hnir And U very gallant with the ladies. " [ Philadelphia Call IMPIETIES. The teacher of a Chelsea Sunday school re lently iitkod her puiiils the following question 'xpectmg ' 'Bin" for an answer : "What , children , causes the moat trouble nd misery in the world ? " Kor a time no ono anjwored : but finally i imall , bright-loiilimlr : liiiy lielif up his haiK md gravely said : " 'Skeoters , darn 'cm. " A phpician in Syracuse says Ihat ho is the econd Christ. When lie was thiity years ol iiju Iia claims to luvu received divine iunnl < ejUitioiiH. When ho reaches forty-Bix yearn 10 will bo trjuslated lo hoavun , whence ho nil return in fitly days lo found a kingdom dieio all will bo love. Ho is indorsed by a ilelhodist clergyman of Syracuse , lint all IIH has nut prevented him from eloping with nether man'ri wife. I'luntation Philosophy-Diabelenbin'in God in't no sign u' high eddycation. Do mo' I'niocrdiig ball got , do mo'you can loach ini. Do bringin'back o'er ole sorrow hu'ts . iw tlon a new gilef. Do larin'opon o'er ole cnrj hti'tJ wns den cr fresh cm. It takei or isa man ter know when ho ha * uaid a tvige liing Do foul doan' know a good thing when u hwpnid it. It'pears liken mean man ken lake a butter llvin' on IT po' ploca ilon or oud man ken. Di- weed will grow whar ilo u'u won't hanlly sprout. 1'or downright , upright , old faahionod , Iron- lad jilotyyour New JeiBey breed of cami- leetiugshouters claim the head of the line , 'hey bollovo that ice cream talon "as a more astnne , " is a device of the duvil , and in their ityof 10,00)campers ) in Pitinun Grove they ave pasted a Uw that It nhall not bo sold to eoplo for recreation purposes. A great lot of lie frozen deviltry wo * smuggled into thu loco u few days ago , and thu restaurant keep- rs evaded the law and eased tneir temples y nailing ft cents worth of cakes for 10 cents ml "throwlu1 In" diih of cream. Cream 'ithout ' the cakes nobody could got , A hallelujah banquet recently held in Nor- 'ich ' by tha salvation army wai followed by n all night of prayer. A lady who in her ccitoinont declared that plumes and finery ere a barrier to the full enjoyment of fanctf- cation , PO affected many of tha well reaaed person * that they took their oxixin vuly trimmed bonnets from their hoa'ls and ire from them ths mtrlch plumes , thu at- active flowers and the rouches and throw lem to Major Mooic.who crumbled the costly ii'ry In Ills hand nnd throw It upon the floor , itil there was u pile tiitiiciout ti fill a half ishel basket , repreaeutlcg many dollars in duo. About the 1st of July a Chicago fruit buyer 9iitoverto St Joneph , on tliu Michigan ore , to view the peach crop prospecU , and i found nno orchard owner who wan feeling very blue tint ho said to him : "Now , then , 1 give you a check for a thousand dollars fur nir fruit us it itantli. " "No , I couldn't do " replied tha grower , after some hesitation : t would Bvcm to bo doubting the Lord , " , v weeks after that , when the proipecta 3rontill pixiror , ho appeared in Chicago , ami id ha guessed ho would taku the thousand illari. "Hut it will 1m doubting the Lord , " nerved tha buyer , "Vei , it probably will , it 1'vti concluded to doubt Him on peached , id make up for It by hanging on to talers id cabbage , " CO.NNUUIAL1T1E9. A girl hai only to give assent to get mar * id , but it coU her dollars to got a divorce. An cxchango iiwrts that a brldo of fixtv te y-ar ic cntly sung on hir vuiy to the altar. It was probably the ' 'lay of the i cient rnarryln'hcr , " As an cncouragmont to matrimony N Jersey has placed the price of a mnrrir license at twelve cents. lint Pennsylvni anil New York beat that by not roiulrinj license. It Is a itonsiblo gir ) , who , when a widou popi the ( Miration , wants to know bcforo ai wcring if no gave his diseased wlfn a new IK net every eprinp. [ Philadelphia Herald. It is said the song , "I'm weary to-nigl love , without thoc. was comjioied bv m who n wlfo had left him to take care of t the children while ftho wont to the theat with ono of the neighbors. Two icung glrli have gene Into Imsiin nt dolU' dressmakers at llolyoko. Tlrs is t the right spirit , but porhtpj when they n married It will be utterly Impossible to indu thorn to euw a button on. Girls , when you marry , be sure t wed a I strong , healthy imn. While in nine caies o of ten ho won't bring up coal , ho'll conio liantlyin the fall tomt nn a blblo filled wi autumn leaves to press them. Miss Anna Goodwin , daughter of Par ! Goodwin , the Now York journalist , wai mn ricd recently lo M. do Castre , the Turk ! ambassador. Miss Goodwin Is the firit Ai orlcan girl to marry n Turk. Happiness and unhapmness are merely r lativn states , after all. The kitchen girl fei awfully cut up nn being snubbed by the salt lady ; but her sorrow Is Immediately turned joy upon Beeing the n leslady snubbed in tui by the daughter of the retired saloon kecpc [ Boston Transcript. Arnold W , Pierce , an eccentric justice the peace at Now Troy , llerrien county , Mic igan , hai tin following printed on hU biicine cards : "Marriage ceremonies performed ; all hours of the nay or night. Especial atte lion given to the claims of soldiers who we frightened or dltcouragod during : the wa Oflico huim from 1 o'clock in the morning midnight , standard time , " Young Hhinelandcr , of Now York , who his relatives feck to Immiiro in a lunatic as him , because ho married a servant girl , making a good fight for liberty. 1 In perlloi position is ample warrant for the aisoitioi be is said to have made regarding the va power wielded by his family a'Bertions whit the family's counsel have adduced ns ovi June of insanity. Fun on 1'oor Poll , No wonder the Indian scalped him , Thu rnccal deserved oil ho got , For. entering thu Indian's wigwam , Ho shot oil a pun , which was not Strictly right. For ho spied there a parrot , And pointing up to it , said ho : "Thero Is what T have longed for a sight of , The famed Indian Poll , 1 BCO. " [ Somorvlllo Journal. liroathos there a man with a level head Who never to himself hath Bald , "There's trinkery in politics ? " I5ut afterwards with air elate , When ho becomes a candidate , Per him 'twill bo a frigid day Unless ho scoopi what comes his way , And shifth the tune to chants this lay : ' "Tis politics to take the tricks. " [ Now York Journal. SINGUI-iAlUTllSS. " The boarding house for cals at Batteraot London , receives boarders at tbo uniform rat if about 38 cants a week , Ono of the most solid , imperishable thins if the railway syslem of Ihis country is tli lobt of the Wabash road. A little tobacco-cbowlng gazelle is lo b iddod to tbo attractions of the Central Par Zoological Gardens , New York. The largo , prominent eyes of the brillian Iragon-flies or devil's darning'neodles are eac uniishcd with -13,000 polished lenses. Petrified hailstones , two pounds in weigh ! ire the latest eccentricities of Georgia life I'lioy nro not quite as exciting as olectri ; irls , but they are death to dudes. J. W. Lamotto and James M. "Johnson ar .wo . printers who , the Savannah News boasts mvo served forty-oifhtinil ] forty-nino year it the case , and are still halo and hoarty. London papers report a great fall in th irlco wild boasts. Tigers which a Hhort tim ice would coat you 81000 nan now bo bail fo $100. $ In thebu cheap limes even a poor ma ms a chance lo luxuriate. A dead black eagle , measuring ton feel , hreo inches from tip to tip of wings , an lovon inches in length of claw was foum loating In the Merrimack river , near Garvin Falls , N. H. , the other day. Among the exhibits that will bo sent to'th Sew Orleans exhibit from Choctow .countj Mabama , is a hewed stick of pine eighty fee oiif12 _ inches square in the middle , und coi ; aining 11,750 feet , board measure. South of Long Island , eix fathoms bcncat .ho . Atlantic are the remains of a vast marsh [ n very clear * ater roots of great trees cai jo BCOU from a boat and in stormy weathe nasaos of decayed wootl and pat , are throw : ipon the shore , The natives of Stonelngton , Conn. , assor hat it has not rained there on the lOtli u Vugnst for 101 yearn. That is the day the ; : elebrate , anil the weather record , they say ins boon accurately kept in the borough eve Inco the fint anniversary of the battle o Stoning ton. "Your Honor , I can't support my wife , ileadcd Joseph Vngol , in the Essex marko ioico ] court , when his wife Annie Maria Vo ol sued him for maintenance. "I can't sup ort herjl'm to poor ; I always was poor. Whi tulge , when wo were inarriotl that womai ad to pay the dominie's fee , because I wai DO poor to pay it myself. " Ilono AVilli n Dime. My .Soft-shell crab is soft anil sweet , Fresh is my hard-shell clam , My chops are not to tough to cat Sections of ancient ram. My dinner's prompt as is the sun - Served piping hot on time , And would you know how this is done ? It is my little dimo. It U mv little diii-o , my pretty little dime , That induces any waiter To my humble want ) to cater , Every timo. Each morn with napcry white and fair My breakfast board is Mt , And cresses fine as maiden's 1mli- Gurnlsh my omelette lllcb are my strawberries and cream , Tender and crisp my roll My colfeo Is a lucioiis dream That elevates my soul. I nail the noisy lunchroom , liu4 is thisplacu of mine ; No strangers chop with nllvn fume Itmilts my nostrels here , But on the window seated near , I put my salad down , And brook-trout , when they're not too dear , A crisp and dainty brown. I would not think of motives base 71 In him who gives Ids soul To serving mo with thonghful grace , From eonp lo finger-bowl , lint oVn ns now I nit and dreem , This gracious dinner-time- It does , there's no denying , eeem To bo my little dime. It is my little dime , my pretty little dime , That induces any waiter To my huinblo wants to cater , Every tlinn. -P. | O'liara , in Puck on Wheels. Mr , D. L. Moody ; the evangelist , has been ; oged by thu Yonug Men's Christian a so- .ton . , of St , Louis , Mo , , to preach there thn Mr. Durdolto CoutU , the husband of tha .ogenarimi millionaire , hai recently attrac- I great attention by his attendance at the [ lular term ns of distinguished divincj. \n address to 1'opo Leo , signed by the yor of Den Moiucs and prominent profet- nal and hiKine * * men , has been forwarded Home , It express j < y and thanks toward ( holyBOO for hating appointed the Ht. v , Henry Cofgrove ai bithop of the see of , vetiiorl | flio ollicial prayers of the French legislat- ) have boon abolished. Thcsn who were In. unienUl in the action hold that it merely mlioj thr.t tha state has no religion , but the uch maintalm that it is u formal repii'liu. ' u of the Deity. Do CasfagnaQkays he does t pray for the republic , became ha does not > h that form of government to lait ; which is cry good ejample In the belief of the ellica- efpriycr | rrtivlnmi Smokers of niiu-kwcll's ' Gcnulna o. Unit .jrtll Durham Smoktnp Tobacco wtll rrcciTo ITfrnlums as follows on i $ < iou terms ami condition * hcrop | cin ( > il : Bst PREMIUM. ffl5TQQQ 2d " S2,000 3d " $1,000 ll'-i other Premium * as licrcphomx Tlio 25 iirtmlums will bo swanlrxl DccrmlKT 22 , 1 4. 1-.I l > reinlum pees to the Kr on from whom vro re- cclvtliplartcestnumbcrofourcmiity toliarro liaift jirfor ro llir. 15. 'Jit will 1 irtvcn fnrthi > uctt larerst numlior ami thin. In tlio onlcr of llio nninli"T of empty bairn rocclvi-il from each , $100 to the twenty flvo successful con- woo tc tintq. Kncli tinir must boar our $80 ortwtnal Hull Durhnm label , I' , a Itovcnup Ptamn , anil Cnntlou Notice. W7O Haws must Iw Oono up cecurdy In n 8(50 ( | ii okan > , rvlth nanio aiul lulilrei" of wnjor. nml ninnlmrof ( run contain. 01. rlnlnly mnrknl on I lie onl'Ulo. anil must bo cent , rlnn/r * propnlil. to Diirliiiin Tolmrro , N ( ! . I vi-ryireuulug Hrtiiriof Hull , $10 our In1 ! , anii'iutirpnifint. ProposalH for District 1'nvlne Itotuli CirvTnuAsuiiKR'sOn'icK , ) Oma\ia \ , Neb. , Augmt SOth , IgSl. f SoMcil Droposalfwlll bo rocolvol at this olllco ur ,11 AiiKint SOtli , 1S3I , nt 12 noon , for the purchase "M.COO of District I'atlnir Uon'Is ot the CItv of Omi ha Salil bonds are datcj September 1st , 1834 , an nml will bo iltio In ono.two , three and four jcara froi date , an equal amount becoming iluo each year : ai In siur.a of ono thousand dollars cah , and bcnr Into cat from thtlr ditto at tlio rate el six per centum pc annum , payaHo annually. The pilnclpal nnd Intel cst orn both payable at the olllco of Kountzo Bros. I J < o\v York. wald bonds are Issued under the chatter power ( Bald city , and will bo delivered to purchasers , on pa' mcnt therefor at the City Tioasury In Omaha , o SeiitPinber 1st , 1881. ltld will bo addressed to the undersigned an marked "I'roposals for District Paving IJ nds."an must state the full name- and ndiircis ot the blddc tbo amount of Bald bond * desired ( an orjual amoui due In ono , two , threeaud four years ) and the prlci proposed to bo paid. Tiio right Is reserved to reject any and all bids. TRVUAM lira > , aug 20-d Ut city Treasurer. OMAHA NEBRASKA. The scholastic year commences on tno First Wednesday in September , The course ol Instruction embraces all the Elemen taryand higher branches ot a finished education Dmeronco of Uellcion Is no obstacle to the ndmls slon ol younz ladies. 1'uplls are received at ani time of the year. TERMS PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Including Board , Washing , Tuitien In English aut Ircnoll , use ol books. Tiano , per session of Five Mouths , S150.0C EXTHA CHAUQKS-Drawlng , Painting , Germa Harp , Violin , Guitar and Voial.Music. Hcfercnccs are required from all persons unknow to the Institution. For futtner Intonmtion npplv " > e LLADY SWF.UIOi'.J Jyll.mio G17 St. Clinrlos SI. , SI. Ion Is , Mo. A regular Rrn < luntooriw < i Mrdlenl Colletti , hai lit-cn longer cncagedln ttiofptclallrcalmcnt of CHRONIC , NiitoUR , Slim nnd llLoni , niniAiiifthatl anr other rhjileUDlu fit. LoQU , u city puptrs fhcMvnnilntl old residents kaow. Nervous Prostration , Debility , Mental nnd Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and other Affec tions ol Throat , Skin or Bones , Blood Poisoning , Old SorCS and Ulcers , are treated nlth anp&raUelod uceoii , on Utctt iclonlido | irlncl | loi. Ka'cly , Prli t lj. .Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Excess , Ueeorbrmalirrre.nndlnTllcd. Write forrjucitloni. A Positive Written Guarantee tlrc lo all car blo cmcj. Ifrdlelnti BCDI everTnhere. Famphlcti , Encllth or German , 84 pacca , ds. crlblnc above dlBeases , In male or female , FH . MARRIAGE GUIDE ! IWrngCJ , BDtpU . lllnitrated In flotll and tilt binding. Me , mi > ncerioiuge ; aue , imptr cover ) , Z5c. Thu b o conlalQi < 11 the turloui , iloubtful or luqul.ltlru nmt know. A book ot great IntgreX to oil. llcalUl. ro Iroaeica IUi adtlcn. QR.KOfl E'S BELT Will cuic XervoiiBiiptB , Kldnpy , Hpiiu , iin'l I.l\er < li > rn-f , nuiitArtiinn.Heart ) clUi-.tM1 , 1 > > - | . 'jM.i , CnntiM- ' , 'rfc" : - I1' " " II. l..j-fp in * , ratnrin , " ' /I.7 I'UK. Kplli-phr , linpulpiiey , lllMlllABUc- . i'iiinMi ' > . - Iti-ll.t'tc. ( ml ) H-l , Illlllc HI H' nr Holt in Anii'in-'i Hint t , nil" the KhVtrlrlty nml ivllmn tin ouirli tinhgily. . osid call bo iwhanrcd ill au lu lajit liy thu untii'iil. SI.OOO Would Not Buv it. Winter Is coming , the loason of the year for achoa iiiil pains Inlcw of thla fact , no s v , huy ono of ( octor Homo's ICIoctrlo liolts , by BO ( loin ? , you will void Itlicnuiathni , Kidney tro-ililuBar.il otln-r Ilia hat llvili is holr too. I'o not cicla1 , Lut call at our Illne , end exainlno the belts , 1-122 Douglas St. , Oma- a Neb , /WXorscleatO. / F. Ooodnuii'a DruttStorollio irnamSt , Oiciht. Orders GUcd 0. O D VCUUi : ATJ , , but ns a tonlo and health renewo and ( or HI rail and Skin DiBc'aoi , and trouble rjiendcnt on Impura or Impoverished blood , Swilt : > ccilfc In without arlral , "lly baby six months old broke out with som ndof klii humor , and after being treated flv onthsby my family phyulclan , was given up to die 10 drugglet reoonimended Swift's Specific , and th suit was as gratifying as 11 was nnractiljuu. M illd goon got well , all facet of the ilUcn o l L-OUO id he It as fat an a plir. " J. J. KIUKLANI ) , .iMInden , Uujk County , Toxaa. "I uted Swllt'j Hpeclfloon my little daughter , wh is micted with some Illood 1'olson which had re it d all sorts of treatment Tim Hpoclflo rcliovei ir iHirmanontly , and 1 shall use It In mv Dractlro ' W. E. 11HOKTE , M. U. , Cypress llldge , Ark. lur TrentlM on Blood and kia DIsratM m&lled Iree ' 'tat - THE SWIFT HPKCIFIO CO. Drawer 3 , AtUnU , Ok . Y. Office , 168 W , 22.J St. , between Cth and 7th llnleluhU otflco loachentnut St. Amelia fkougli OFFJOB AND nESIDENOK' 517 St - Omaha Dodge , , , TKLKt'HONK No U < J. A.WILSONIVB.D. . . , . . ( FAOulty 1'rUo lied leal Colltge of Ohio. Bl'ECIALTY ILES , FISTULA , And other Dlacues of the Anui and Rectum. ' Honse Farnara Stntt , yfl's Opera , OilAHA.NEIJ. reed and tf ft Summer Resort ) f the Northwest , Detroit , Minn. ountry of WOODS ANI ) LAKES , ZOO mllcn wesj it. 1'aul Tbrco tralm dally on the N. I' , H. K. . b SO Day Excursion. Ticket * at about cne-h li ' 8 * OTEL MINNESOTA , elegant houw with nscnmmod tlon foi 200 t . R. 17. COLBURN , Proprietor. fnsv ros cuccuuviTUiu rvu. MBUCVLABO. I Owing to the increase- in our business we've admitted to the firm MX Edwin Baviswho is well and favorably known in Omaha.Thi Rrill enable us to Man- lie an increased list ) f property. We ask ; hose who5 have desi rable property for saleto place the same rvtth us , The new firm sill be &EAL ESTATE 13 South 14th St. \ /