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. -v energies to linticaltli
In ) Influence ; . Uro-
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Htlpatlon , ( Ijspcpnla ,
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bladder nndcnrlchcs
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TEXAS TMtt OATTLE
About 2,000 hood , mostly ono and two ) otraol <
trloon. Will be at OjalalU about Au/iut SOtU. Ju
quirt of er tddrew
. B. n. auiMEs ,
JyM-mtelia HKIOx'alaUa Keb
Tlio Itftttlo of 1'CAcli Orchnrtl ,
Toll my jnotlicr not to wocp for mo ,
Nor think that ! nin dead ,
For I'll coma ctwpinR homo ng.iin
Anil pucnk right elf to lied ,
Korwo fought the li ttlo lirnvcly ,
And when the dny M'i ( done
Full > rmny n boy lay doubled tip ,
And I the slckcit one.
And weeping in the orchard grass
\Vcri1 boy < of all doprops.
Tlio iiodclu'i In their writhing form *
'Jho lait of many trcci.
lint OHO wai young , an J filled himself
With ] K'i cli ( * to the brim :
Dire misery innrkixl him for hid own ,
Alas ! Aim I wm him.
. . . . *
And when the cold innon rose that night
Slip luiddL'rod and looked down ,
And saw the doctom hurrying
To half the boy * in town.
Yc * , sadly on that dreadful pccno
Her cold light ncrincd to glare ,
And she naw the boys lake cantor oil ,
1'aln'klllor , laudanum , nulpliur and inolas-
C3 , cholagogue , blue tnaRi ! , paregoric , mustard
nil hot water , cayomio jioppor tea , rod hot
linlorn mUttiro , rhubarb , Hoothing nyrup ,
nlap , KootV .Heady Itoticf , Indian rillli nnd
arlous herb mixtures warranted to curl
boy'B hair. [ UciinKTTK.
HONKY POll TUB
Short hnirod dnnncls nro multiplying ,
Chnnttlly la the coming lace.
llomioU grow smaller , Imts larger.
Shot Rilkn will bo worn another Roanon ,
rra. W. K. Vandorbilt's last bonnet cost
150.
150.Tho
The fall fabrics nhow spotted nnd aprlggod
oalgnH.
A hotel boy sayfl that Indies nro not as lib-
ral as mon.
lialtlmoro girls prldo themselves on their
loautiful complexion.
Woolen braid ronottcs and bandi trim many
irolty Rcanldo liato.
Hvorythliig is now oaten with ft fork , ox-
opt allurnooii tea ,
KilvcTHnnko lirncoloU , with cyot of Bap-
ihlre-s and lublo , ara In style.
Tlio payeit tiniaiol for uttornoon wear an-
Iccoratoil with iiiitural ( lowers.
Leather bcltH are much worn. Bom of them
xro cleverly painted by their OWIICFH.
Among the nuvvont articles for wedding gifts
B the rlcii and lieny cut crystal ware.
Tha topi of bookcase form couvoniont posi-
Ions for the display of china and objoctH of
rt.
rt.The
The now and faihlonablo shade called Lata-
clv : la a very light colored Turkish tobacco
int.
int.It
It in still A question of considerable doubt
hlcli a woman can do boat drive n lion or
all : politics.
The woman who thlnkn the aim rovolvcn
round her husband ought to BOO him when
10 Is away Rummering.
A velvet standing collar and a velvet bolt ,
1th or without ab > w , nro worn with drensy
hitu inutlln coitumoH.
Tournuron are not worn , Small bustles
nado of huir-cloth , that are light and com-
ortable , ha\o taken their placo.
Whlto thread lacu atockingx to wear with
; oning fOipporH of bronco kid nro worn by
lese who can afford them.
"Women pelJorn chow gum after mnrriago"
iyH n Hcienlifio wiitor. J'oor tlilngd ; how can
icy when their jaws are HO tired.
Girls who will wear colored ntockings are
old by doctors that to avoid all risk they
iiiuld have white OIIOH underneath.
The moHt novel and handsome Inco pin rep-
osontn it bow of line gold , crosncd by an ur-
rorr of Rinall brilliunt diamonds.
Alligator Bkln sllpporB nro popular. The
DOS are invariably docoratcd with small bown
ribbon of a contraHliug Blmdo.
Silver tea scrvicCH in imitation of old Kng-
ah faHhioiifl nro very popular. Tlifso are of
lain Hllver with fluted work around the baso.
The latest touch of fashion in jerseys is a
oat of contracting color , and \olvot collar and
: uir , with position plaits of velvet and velvet
mltoiiR.
Gathered llounceB nru more naod this Koason
1:111 : they have been for many yearn , and uro
non in many Instances on full nkirt In pluco
Uio tucks previously described.
Narrow cuffB , fiistonod by studs of ham-
nerod silver , upon whlcli IB engraved the
iioiiogiain of tlio owner , nro in high ftuor ,
vom with tailor-mado droaaoH ,
A 1'hlladolphia lady asked a gentleman
rlend to not her watch ono evening. Ho sot
. an hour too fa t , The noit morning aho was
nly live minutes fata at breakfast.
A lady of foreign birth has boon itrrestod in
'oimcctlcut ' for Baying to two other ladies :
Your two nouos would make a knocker for
my grandfathcr'a front door in the old coun-
ry.
Chicago glrla nro ngain indulging in tlio
> lack court-plaster crazo. At n theater onu
ight last week the countenances of thirty-
even ladioH looked nn if they were splashed
vith ink.
UangH have gonn entirely out of fashion ,
lie hair ! H now combed straight back from tlm
orohood In front , brought forward on the
Ides , and twisted up Into a knot on the top
f the head.
Hoop earring are moro worn than any
ither Htylo now In voguo. It is claimed , how-
iver , that these "lolicn of barbari m. " in any
onu , are BOOH to bo numbered amoug the
hlngH that wcro.
So far as tihnt'a uro concerned , woman nro
niich moro sensible- than they WITH ayuar ago.
'ho broad-huoled , broad-soled nhoo is now
vorn during the daytime , and high J'lonch
ieel rcser\ed for uvonliig occasioiiH.
It is definitely settled that Snnspareil poplin
vlll bo very fiisnlonablo this fall , Wortli IIIIH
ludo many handsomu costumes of this fabilc ,
onto of which have been noiit to Indies here ,
nil nro now being worn nt tlio most fiuhioiiit-
) lo placet ) of rosort.
Transjiaront lace fana nro very pi city and
lainty , but theru are moro feather fans icon
ban wiy other kind. They are black , white ,
ed , pink or gray lonir ostilch feather tips ,
iiountcd on turtoiso shell , mother of pe.-ul ,
very , and ebony , Half of a pnioipiet bird
ot against the outshb stick la n 1'ailsian
ancy.
A girl at Long Draiich has n innslo box in
lor bath hoiiso. It is it valuable and largo
nslrinucnt , and shit paa a servant by the HUH-
ion to tuka it to the bath-house and back to
icr room every day. Ie probably plays
'What are the Wild Wnvca SavlugJ" or ,
"Alothor , May I ( Jo Out to Swim. "
There Is a now way of trimming the arm
wlos of drossos. A piece of modium-slzeil
velvet rlblKin goes entirely round , nnd tin.
two OIK ! i which meet on the top of the should-
ir are tlod in a graceful looped bow. When
, he aloove is a long onu , a similar trimming it
ilaced just above thu elbow and tlod to corn's '
Kind , but with nuonds of any leiigth. Thu
janu in frequently lopruUiil nt the nock , tying
leather fans nro extremely fiuhlonablo In
evening droas , and the latest styles from
Vicuna are inado of pure downy white plum-
igo. These are oval In shape , but urn inucii
larger than the oviil fans foniiorly carried.
An alUwhlto fan la preferred with a white
toilet , but In many cotea a cluster of crimson
roses , n spray of carnation ) , or any Boasonauli
lownr , U added for thu evening to glvo a
.ouch of color to tlm otherwise colorless toilet.
Pho fan la hung from the waist in chatelalnu
'oshlon ,
Thu horrid deformities lately introduced
nto femlnlno fashions are happily dwindling
n size and will probably disappear with tlio
summer altogether. They are three. First ,
ho Idiotic eAcrescousces on tha shoulden
which have almost brought team Into tlio eyes
of tha vcainol. .Secondly , the unmoanlug cas
cade of rilk platlnita falling from the neck
over thu bosom to thu knees , n thing tnldontly
iiventod by somu lady wliwu Intorustlng state
was more evident than wished for , and , third
ly. the extra seat behind made of comhliiet
wiroa , whirh was not 'inly great cry about lit
Ll wool , but very .hideous unU unbecoming
Into tha bargain ,
The handtomcat garment worn at tha recon
great ball at Long Jlmnch was a heavy Lyou
sapphire blue velvet , with an enormous train
Ilia front breadth and side panels of the pet
ticoat were solid , inoseei of gold embroidery
no repousiu tliat it heemed onu mieht pick tli
golden roues uud buds from the surface. Th
iIueMj * uf tbo dross nnd the Lroad Medic
collar surrouuillng the V-shaped neck were o
tlio name embroidery , and | thu drapery edgc (
nwitlin broad fringe of lildoicont bcadu iu
< \viiicli gold preponderated. Very largo eap-
| ) hlrc. < , sot with diamondi , find n necklace
with two stones , with pendants of sapphire * ,
made the toilet perfect and nttractad grrat
attention to the wearer , MM. Alexander
Howo. She in ft bontmlnt , ntid the wife of n
m n noted for two things , his skill as ft Ram
lilor and hit remarkable devotion ai ft luw
band ,
Moonlight nml
BATfnilAY KVKNI.VO.
A modi lx ) Itching symphony
In flnow-whlto drapery arrayodj
A nancy little rcd-llptx-d mouth
Jlfiund which Uio dim pi M sweetly played ,
MONDAY
A line of clothes hung up to dry ,
Fanned by the breezes from the south ;
A pair of freckled nrmn upraised ,
A dozen clothespins in her mouth.
-Philadelphia [ Call.
PBPl'BHSIINT IHIOI'S.
It in the picnic with the most caka that
catches the greatest number of antn.
Kven n bald-headed man In justified In com
plaining when lie finds hair in the butter ,
An umbrella li called for that will carry
provisions , n change of clothing , a baby nnd
other fixing" .
When you visit Dodge City. Kanion , nnd
hear the bullets wluVzing around you will know
why It is called Dodge City ,
"SolMlalced" Is the tltlo of n now novel by
the everlasting Southworth. It has nothing
to do with yeast or baking powder ,
I'ltUburg barborn have decided not to
nhavo on Sundays. No fear , therefore of thu
grimy BOMB of toll getting Into n tough
scrape.
A Boston lady advertises for n "kind , caro-
fill man to bo n companion for u pet dog dur
ing her mistress' absence. " Curious she dldn t
think of her husband.
Never dream that you nro riding n bicycle
moro than once. Under thu now law kicking
four wife out of bed three timoH is good
jrounds fur a divorce. [ San Froncisco 1'ost.
At Toulon a bran * band has been engaged to
ilayin the publlo sqime. " , that the pcoplo
nay not become low-spirited. Some who have
loard the band prefer to have the cholera.
Now Orleans Picayune.
"You ought to put n sign over that hatch-
vay , " Haul u policeman to a storekeeper , "or
seine ononmy tumble Into it. " "All light , "
epliud the merchant : nnd he tied one of his
'Fall Opening" placards to thu railing.
An Ohio farmer savs that a cow can bo
cured of kicking by catching hold of her leg
vhilo tn the act. .lust so , and n boo can bu
urod , of stinging by catching hold of Iti
tingor whllo Iu the net. Try 'em both some
lime. It's fun.
The blind never smoke. Neither do they
iidulgu in baxo b'tll , homo races , nor slugging
Hatches , ( rarely do they drink or gamblo.
Unit of them go to bed nt seasonable hours ,
Ivo long mid enjoy life. Are the blind
blind ?
There are all sorts of clocks , but n now in-
ontlon Is badly needed. It is ono that In-
toad ( if striking at 11 p. m. will pick up a dil
atory lover and lito him out the front door ,
A clock of this ( Inscription would muko a for-
line for the inventor , an theru nro probably a
nllllon | _ of J American fathers who would buy
no.
no."NVoll.
"NVoll. Colouoi IJ. , " said a friend of cduc.v
Ion in Kentucky to a member of the IcgMa-
mo , "J suppose wu cnii have your support
hid winter1' "What fur ? " "In eur uduca-
ional interests , of course. Wo nrn agitating
ho question , you know , all over the state. "
'Doggou your educational interests. I don't
I'ant no mure of it in my tea. " "My dear
Jolonel you surprise mol What makea you
alkthat.wav ? Are youfnotlu favor of edn-
ation ? " "No ; siroo , 1 hnin't. You see , bo-
ore I was eddicatod nil 1 had to do was to
nuke across mark for my namo. but now !
luvu to wrostlu with a pen-pint half an hour ,
nd rim my tonguu out like n slice of liver ,
list because I am oddicated aud can sign my
mine. Go nnd try Homo of thorn ignorunt
numbers. I nm too well oddicated myself to
jo fooled any furdor. " [ Merchant .Traveler.
The Melon.
Who Rtaited the cholera ?
I , said the Melon ,
1 am the felon ,
From warmth of a toi rider
Country than Florida
1 carried the cholera ;
We sailed to Marseilles
With favoring galoa ,
And from thcra wo wont on
To visit Toulon.
Whore next do wo go ?
Just wait ; tirce. will show.
But It will not bo long
Kro the Germans will find
That cholera loves
A trio on thu llhlno.
MUSIOAI * AND DUAMATIO.
Charles Cogolnn will nupport Langtry.
Lotta will not play anything but "NI-
audio" next aoaton.
Kdwin Boothit is said , Buffers from con-
irmod hypochondria.
Tlio Carlton opera company open at Hoe
ey's Chicago theater the 18th .
Managers in Now York nro expecting an
inusually lively season for the theaters.
Frederick Wardo will begin another star
ring lour on Hoplombor 8th In Detroit.
The church choir opera company go from
Chicago to the Spanish Foit for two weeks.
"Tho Little Puke" liai drawn the largest
rerolpta over taken In nt the Now York Ca-
stun
Miss Loniso Pomoroy is about tn begin a star
ring tour of this country under thu manage-
nont of Mr. Sylvester M. Hiukoy.
Mr. Abbey has been compelled to post-
iiinii thu opening of .Miss Mary Anderson's
lonxon at the Lyceum theater until Septom-
jer ( ! .
iTndic. who is coming on an American tour
indor MulirlcuG rail's management , is said to
n < tliu broadest opera bonllo artiste yet seen
in Paris.
Mr. William Castle , the ouco famous tenor
; ) f the 1'arepp.i company , will roappor on the
lyric i-tigo on thu Metropolitan boavds In
'Fra Diavolo. "
The most noteworthy American play of the
year , If it Khali bu produced , will bo Henry
i ny Carlotiin'a lonmiitlo drama in four acts ,
Thu Liun'a Mouth.
John MoCulloch , who has been drinking Uio
hedth-glvnc : ! wuteia of Cailsbad , writes n
friend that ho hns recovered his strength and
fopLs like n new man ,
The Brooklyn Grand Opera luiuso opens on
August ISO , with "Sea of Icu. " It will bo act
ed by a specially engaged company , hoadoi
with Adeline Stanhope.
Col. Maploson ha" , by letter opened nrgo
aloim for the lease of the Philadelphia Acad
emy of Music for 10 nights and ono afternoon ,
beginning on Jim. 1' ' .
Northblom , who used to bo n popular tenor
In the i'arepa ] { oin troupe , will support Miss
Catherine Lewis this season iu tlio English
version of "Mine , Boniface. "
Miss Clara Loulsu KoHogg la very much op
posed to the idea of singing to American or
KuglMi audiences in any language nave the
1C glish. She Haya that if she had her way
the would never sing In any language but our
long she lives ,
own iu an k
Mr , Irving has changed his plans and will
continue Ida performances at the Lyceum Tho-
tro until the 20th lust. Consequently Miss
Andurson'sKiipsou will not open until hopt. (1. (
Before Mr. Irving closes Mlea Kllcn Terry is
to reappear , and the favorlto actor will givu
n morning representation of ' 'Hicliolieu. " Mr.
Irving begins his "American" tour in Canada ,
Ho will first ba soon in Ouoboo on Sept. 30 ,
when "The Merchant of Venice" will bo the
ilay. "Twelfth Night" ia to bo "tried on" in
Montreal. It is intended to roach New York
on Nov. 10 ,
1Utori's ! first nppearanco in this countrj
will bo at the Chestnut street theatre , Phila
delphia , in "Mario Antoinette , " Nov. 10 ,
Her repertoire will consitt of Marie Antolu
etto. Queen Klizalieth , nnd Ladr Macbeth. Her
Philadelphia engagement will bo fur ono
\v oek. Then aha will go to Chicago , St. Louis
Boston , and several oilier largo cities , and begin
gin an engagement in Now York at tha Academy
omy of Muslo Jan. B. Her Now York engage
ment will bu for two weeks , The season wil
bo for four months. St. Louis will bu the
furthest city west that she will nppoar iu ,
Commrotivo anatomy In the university o
Berlin has been elevated to tlio dignity of onu
of thu philosophical sciences and incorporate
w Ith tliu department of zoology.
A Soulless T lo.
Hrr oyra wrro ft beautiful azure blue ,
And her hair wan n chestnut browns
Her lips were sweeter than henvcn'fl dew ,
And her skin was softer than down.
When she walked it was with an airy grnco
That ft fairy nlono might possess ;
A bawitchlng smile lit up her face
She had on n brand now dross ,
And ns tha Blood on that gnldrn shore ,
Far out t./ the sea she looked ;
But the waves proclaimed with n pnllon roar
That her tiny liooln were crooked.
Texas boasts of a potato pimped exactly like
n human foot , even to the five toes.
A bunch of timothy hay , the stalks of which
are seven feet two Inches long , is on exhibi
tion nt Nevada City , Nov. It was raised on
"allckcm" land.
Tncro in exhibited In Baltimore n curious
Australion lish called the goba. It Is said to
climb nut of Its aquarium nnd crnwl with great
case for several hours on terra firma ,
A wroti has jilacpd her nest on n street
lamp post nt Norwich , Conn , , and has it full
if babies , The mother bird and lamp
lighters arc 011 the best of tormn and do not
disturb each other.
The largest room in the world , under ono
roof , and unbroken by pillars , Is nt St. Peters-
liurg. Its dimensions are C20 foot long by ICO
fool wido. Twenty thousand wax tapers are
required to light it.
Tlio orpan of hearing it gcnoally double , but
lot always located in the fiend. In the clam
t is found nt the haso of the footsomo ; gra > s-
loppers have it in the forelegs , and In many
nsectfi it is on the wing. Lobster ? , and crabs
lave the auditory Macs nt the boso of the mi-
.cnrnc.
From Dublin is reported an extraordinary
story of a lioness Dating her own tail. Ono
lay she removed twelve inches of it , and
though efforts were made to heal the bleeding
stump , thu lioness continued to oat the tail
mill it had almost entirely disappeared. Ono
of thu fore p-uvs was then attacked , nnd it
was believed that the operation would end in
solf-dcstructlon ,
The oldest and largest tree in the world is
i chestnut near the foot of Mt. Ktna. It is
lollow , and largo enough to admit two car-
ingos driving abreast through it. The cir
cumference of the main trunk is 212 feet. The
Jrlzzly Giant , monarch of the Marlposa
trovo.moasuroa ninety-two feet. The famous
'Charter Oak , " near Hartford , Connecticut ,
which fell August 21 , 1850 , was thirty-thrco
oot in circumference on the ground.
The yoological garden in connection with
he world's exposition promises to ho somo-
hlnfj lino. _ Professor Langhammor , of Now
Mexico , writoa to the managers that _ ho baa
onncd n collection of .bears , deer , wild cats ,
ed foxes , antelopes , beavers , mountain lions )
and numerous small animals , nnd means to
end thorn to Now Orleans to bo given ! _ the
citizens zoological garden when the exposition
closes. All the wild animals common to the
outh nnd Central American states will bo ex-
dLltod , thereby forming on interesting fe.v
uro of the great show ,
The town of Selmo , Ala. , claims to have the
nest wonderful artesian well in the worldnnd
t would Room with good reason. The re-
narknblo feature in the case is that two separate -
arato streams of water , of entirely dilFeront
iroperties , How from this well. The singular
iffeet in question is produced , it seems , by the
Implo insertion of a two-inch pipe within a
our-lnch tubo. The larger pipe descends to a
lopth of Rome four hirndrcd feet , the water
laving no mineral qualities or character , and
icing very cold ; the inner jiipe descends seven
lundred feet ; the water is strongly improg-
latod with sulphur nnd Iron ; and , compared
vith the temperature of twin stream , is quite
warm.
Though worshipped by the Buddhist villn-
ner.s of India for ages , and often desctlbed by
laturalists , the real history of the banyan tree
las boon ono of the unsolved problems of
science until very recently. It is , it appears ,
> variety of the fig. The seed may bo de
posited by a bird or other fig-consuming ani-
nal among the damp leaves In the top of a
i.ilin or other forest tree , where it germinates
> ml descends to the earth , gradually envelop-
ng the trunk of tfio original , but producing no
.oaves or buds. The stem becomoi the center
of nn immense grove , which develops from the
multiplication of descending rootlets , and by
; runks that grow dow iiward , not upward ,
A
Como , sweet musqulto , pray bo not so shy ;
Draw nearer whilst thou sings't thy lullaby.
Art thou in love with mo ? Then bo not coy ;
To hold thee now , would make mo wild with
joy.
Thou boldest back , but coasost not thy lay ;
Thou art too bashful , draw theo nearer , pray ,
I love thee , jcs swoop , elapl nil doubt ia
past
I wooed the well , thou'at mashed on mo at
last.
[ Somerville Journal.
CONNUBIIilTIES.
Gulteai a sister , Mrs. Scovllle , now known
as Mrs. Howe , has eent her late husband n
piantity of her unused wedding cards iniow
of his approaching marriage.
A Pnrseo girl has astonished her race In In-
lia by bringing n suit for broach of promise of
narriago. It is thu first Instance of the kind
known in that land , and it has created a great
H caudal.
An Ohio man has just remarried the wife
from whom ho was divorced eight yoara ago.
lie proved to her that ho had quit snoring and
she demonstrated that flholiad learned to make
; uod bread.
At n rqcont marriage ceremony In ono of
ho Providence church's the contracting par
ties were thirty minutes behind time , and the
organ pealed out ; " 0 dear , what can tha mut
ter bo ? '
A.II immigrant girl was mariled lit Passlac ,
NT. .1. , last WUPC , and when the now-mado hns-
jam ! refused to pay the biido's brother the
uxpoiiBus of her passage to America ho sci/.od
lih Eiatur and held her aa security for the
lobt.
lobt.Two
Two weeks ago pun of thu ladies bathing in
, ho auif at Atlantic City was drowning , when
Will Ciillahan , n coast giiardman wont and
rescued hor. The lady waa from Alunny , a
Imndsomo gill of eighteen , ana on Thursday
married her rcscutr.
In nn action for breach of promise the other
lay in Kngland , thu defondant'a counsel naked
thu fair plaintiff , "Did my client enter into n
positive agreement to marry you ? " "Well , not
oxactlVi" Blio replied , "but ho courted mo a
; oed deal , nnd tjld my ulster hu intended tu
marry into our family. "
At a wi'ddintr at Kkatcrlnoslav , liussla , re
cently , the bride was sixty-seven and the
[ room sixty-live. Both bildo and bridegroom
nad great-grandchildren by former marriages.
The groom a father , onu hundred and three
years old , nnd thu bridu mother , In her nine-
ty-Bfth year , were both present nt thu wod-
ding.
ding.The
The Archbishop of Canterbury and the
Catholic archbishop of Cincinnati havorecont-
ly pronounced in the strongest manner against
afternoon and uvenliig weddings. The English
prlmnto has announced that hereafter bo will
refuse his consent to such wedding * , except in
extraordinary casea , and thu Catholic prelate
declares that they are thu causof moat dl-
\orcos ,
A girl ran off with her best young man and
was married to him In a room in n small coun
try hotel , 1'aia and mamma arrived in nn
nwful rage , but just aa the ceremony was con
cluded , The young lady w a not ono whit
disconcerted , but balled ner fin ions parents
with the remark ) "Why , this ia just n funny
as it coul'l be. Don't you remember this room ?
It is the tame ono you were married in , nnd
your family folks came to make a fuus jutt in
you aru doing , " Smart girl , for It was u true
itEiaaious.
Sweden has but three Komaii C.ithollc
churches.
Brother Moody thinks he has been liutru
mental In convening 1)5,000 ) English eiunera
thia fceasou.
During the present cantury 150,000,000 ,
copies of tlm Bible ha\o been printed in ' . ' 2
different languages.
The bricks used in thu construction of hi ;
church in * Tonne&su ) are said to have all been
made by llev. Vf , H. Key , colored , tha pas
tor.
tor.Tbo
Tbo wtfu of n Methodist nrcacherin Dublin ,
GJ. , occupies his pulpit and preaches about a *
often M ho does , and the population U divided
at to her course.
The churches of the Protestant Kphcopal
dloce o of Now York nro preparing to cele
brate the diocesan centennial , but fttrango to
eay they cannot fix the data within ft period
of Rovcral months.
The Church of the Immaculate Conception
In Springfield , Maw. , ona of the liandiooiest
cf Its size in the country , Is to havr ton stained
glas window * , each having an original dcilgn
of n biblical subject. .
There are sixty CathohV churches in Mon
troal. The French cathedral situated thcro
is the largest church building on this conti
nent. It ia built of limestone , nnd 15,000
people havn often assembled under its roof.
Miss Louisa Baker , who has prenchod for
several years to the congregation of the North
Congregational church , nt Nantuckct , Mass. ,
and gained no small fame , has never been or
dained , and thcro Is now an oflort to procure
the necessary fcloslastlc.il legislation for her
ordination.
The amount of monny necessary to carry on
the mission work In Northern Michigan , that
was undertaken by the Detroit conference of
the Mothndlet Episcopal church , has been
raised. The committee of the Detroit con-
foronpo that had the matter in hand hope
that nn effort will bo rnndo immediately to ro
liovo this district.
The Young Men's Christian Association of
Des Molncs , Iowa , are about to ( rect n SCO.-
000 building. It will , na such buildings al
ways do , contain gymnasium , library , reading
rooms , rooms for sof inl purposes nnd n hall
for religious services. The project is giving
general satisfaction In the city , nnd its com
pletion is looked forward to with pleasure by
nil , irrespective of denomination.
The Jtlvcr of Life.
The mnro wo live , more brief appear
Our life's succeeding stages ;
A day to childhood Rooms n year ,
And years like passing ages.
The gladsome current of our youth ,
Kru passion yet disorders ,
Stoats lingering like n river smooth
Along its grassy 1 ( orders.
But ns the careworn chocks grow wan ,
And sorrow's shaft liy thicker ,
Yo stars , that measure life tn man ,
Why Bocm your courses quicker ?
When toils have lout their bloom nvi\ breath ,
And lifo itself is vapid.
Why , as we near the Falls of Death ,
Feel wo it.s tide moro rapid ?
It may bo strange , yet who wouldchangu
Time's course to slower speeding ,
When ono by one our friends have gene
And left our bosoms blooding ?
Heaven gives our years of fading strength
Indomnifiing fleethess ;
And those of youth a , Reeming length
Proportioned to their Hweetnoss.
The Salvation Army RJ preparing to solem
nize a liallolnj.ih wedding nt Nowburg. "Ha.il
Columbia" will follow later.
.TOUCH , who hasn't much hair on hia head ,
ias given up his class in auuday school , because -
cause ho saya when ho was teaching his wicked
pchulars to bo kind to those who had despite-
; ully tiRed them ono of thorn told him homust
h-wo hud coals of fuo
heaped on his head over
anico ho had boon a kid.
Thiajs the season wheu the unwary young
man is inveigled into attending a Sunday
school picnic aud is made to hang swings and
zarry croquet mallets and lawn-tennis rackets
for n dozen girls too lazy to do the same things
themselves. Still , the young man thinks ho
has a 'stunning good time , " and , after eating
all day long , goes home and has the cholera
morbtts just like any ef the ethers iu the party.
In an old-fashioned church in Philadelphia
the choir roosta in tmnllory abo\o the pulpit ,
and the pastor is seriously contemplating res
ignation if the men and women singers do not
ceaao their careless habits of dropping peanut
shells and bon _ bon vorees down on his bald
head while ho is preaching. The beat place to
keep the average church choir is down in the
cellar. It Is not so apt to tour , and then it
can't bo hoard so distinctly. [ Iwoverent
Western 1'apor.
According to the Presbyterian Observer.this
is about the footing of "fraternal relations"
north and south ;
Northern 1'ruabytorian church to Southern
Do you love me ?
Southern church Yes.
Northern church Do you rnjoy my visits ?
Southern dirndl Wall , rather O , yea.
Noi thorn church May I como to see you
again ?
Southern church Suppose you write. That
will do just as well.
In Missouri huRgiug societies have been
introduced to swell the church treasuries and
a paporgivea the follow scale of pricea : Girla
under sixteen , 15 cents for onch hug of two
minutesfrom ; aixteon to twenty-five years of
ago , CO centa ; from .twenty to twenty-five , 75
contH ; school ma'ams-10 cents ; widows , ac
cording to looks , from 10 cents to 82 ; eld
maids I ! cents apiece or two for a nickel , and
not any limit of time. Ministers are not
charged. Kditors pay in advertisements , but
nro not nllowod.to participate until everybody
else ia through ,
There la great tribulation in colored church
circles in Atlanta , Ga. It originates in Mac
edonia church , of whlcli Rev. .lurry M. Jones
ia pastor , and for u vyeek past hua Interfered
with work m every kitchen in the city , colored
women have practically quit work in order to
uttond tu church business. Thu rovcreml gen
tleman who is a politician aa well as n theo
logian , hud a disagreement with the deacons
about immoy matters. This was intensified
by thu fact that the preacher had antagonized
the pel ! ical arrangements of several deacons.
The latter finally dojded to send in hid resig
nation , as they expressed it , buc to thia lie
demurred. Sunday , ono wuek rgo , ho occu
pied thu pulpit as usual , when thu deacons endeavored
deavorod tu put him out , bringing tu the mr-
fucu a now dilllculty. Thu women all tided
with the pastor. Police interference ahum
prevented a riot between males nnd females
When services ware ovur tha two pai titer -
gauizol on the xiduwaik aud resolved to fight
matters to the bitter end. Later in thu week
u brick yiird , wheio savaral of the deacons
woru employed , waa smroundod liy the irate
sister ? , who demanded that tha erring breth
ren should leave Brother .Jones alone. Again
police aid was necessary. Last Sunday , mir-
rounded by his faithful femulo adherents , ho
conducted services. The deucoim iilod a bill
Iu thu superior court against Kov. Jerry M ,
Jones , alleging various misdeeds against him
and praying for an injunction to restrain him
from furtliur holding or Interfering with the
church property , or exercising the functions
nf pastor.
IlrcatticH Tlioro n Man.
Brof.thei there a man with soul to dead
Who never to himself hath aaid ,
"Oh , would I had a boom ! "
And having with Ida boom been licked ,
And out of hope and money tricked ,
Hath yearned not lor the tomb ?
[ Fall Kivcr Advanoo ,
If btich there bo , you'll Huroly find
That then his former mighty mind
Will soon become mubt weak ;
llo'll fasten to that boom a nail ,
And , heedless of thu bowling giilo ,
Will head her for Halt Creek- ,
J2DOAT1ONAU
Some of tha muJical professors of YIenna
nro delivering lectuiea iu the KngliBh lan
guage.
Chicago has just taken a school census ,
wl ich shown the population of that city to bo
(12'JSr. ( ( ) , n gain of 011,000 since 1882 , nnd nearly
127,000 since 18SO.
The bureau of education. In its uxhlbit at
the Philadelphia centennial , made no proton-
tlon to completeiifba of dutail. Thu exhibit
was n mere outline. Thu display at the coinIng -
Ing World's fair at Now Orleans will l > o win-
ply perfect Kvery kind of school and school
appliance will bu fully exemplified in every
conceivable way.
Out of a population of 25,000,000 , Kngland
fends 5,0011 btuckiiU tn her two universities ;
Scotland , with it imputation ofI.OCO.COO h n
9,600 uuiviwty students , and Onrmany , with
n population ol - 1800COU , has 22.VOO in her
various nnivmities , Tlio Now Knplaml
states , with a population of1,110,00 ! ) , sends
1,000 students to their eighteen colleges and
universities ,
London Times ; _ M. Luvassuur recently
road to thu Academic des Sciences an interest
ing roiHiit upon the progress made In primary
education throughout Irauco during the lost
fhe years , The number * < primary school
has Increased during these years from ' " 1,517 t <
75,035 , the increase being chiefly in public nut
lay schools. Tlio number of pupils in the pulv
He find fre - PchooN lit a rl en from 1,710,1135 In
1S7I5.7 tc.fi.ail.ail in 1SS1-2 , nnd of tlrfs lattr
total .l,3fl,2jr ! were student * in the publii
schools. Tha progress In public oducatlmi h
boon rntiroly confined to the lay tdiool
which Imo gained GSI.fJflS students sincc878 !
while the publlo religious tchools have Ins
28oU. ( Bnt in the free schools the rcitr
has hapuomd , the relitrintis ones having In
creased by 1-10,337 students , whllo the lay fret
schools hayo lost ' 14.C07. The number o
puplla in the Infant Hchools hns increased dur
ng the same jicriod from 532,077 to 641,331.
For the first time In Kngland ft lady has at
tained the decree of Master of Arts. Mis
Mary Clara Dnwes pas < cd the matriculat'on
examination in January , 1870 , gaining thr
fortyevonth uUco in the honors division
Last year at the B. A. examination , Imvini
obtained a place In the first division Dt tin
pass examination , tlio gained also honors it
classics , with the first ilni-o In the secoiu
class. At the examination just concluded she
l.s placed fourth In the list of Matte
of Arts of the year who havi
taken the degree In the first branch of cxami
nation that is In classics with ancient an (
modern history. The two other branches tut
mathematics with natuial philosophy , nm
mental and moral philosophy with pulltica
economy. Although the ladies have rvs yo (
only ono AT. A. , fifty of them have obtains
the degree of bachelor of arts , three that o
bachelor of medicine , and eight the degree o
bachelor of science. Nu lady has yet nttainei
to the doctorate. The ladies \vholm\o passe (
the matriculation examination amount nl
ready to several hundred ? .
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