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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 1, 1884)
OMAHA DAILY BEE FRIDAY , AUGUST 1 , 1884. GIVEN AWAY ATTENTION , SMOKERS ! All contestants for ilio 25 premiums amrreg/it- / ItiR almvo nmount , ortiTcJ l > y Hlnokvcll B iTiir- Imra Tobacco Co. , mii't obscno the following conditions onhlch tlio premiums nro to l > u ruMirtlcd : All bn tinist licar our original Dull Durham label , U. K. lcuinio ! Stamp , ana Cnutlnn Notice. Tlio IMICT must be dotio tip securely in n pncJcnRo u hit nntno nntl ndrtrcsi iffciHlcr.nml miral > crofbng < i contained plain * iy marked on tlio ouuidr. Clmrucs mutt bo /ircpftlil. Cnntatrlorcitfni'TnherXlh. Allpack- IIRCS should bo forwnrdcd December JM , and mint reach us nt Durham not later than Dccem- Ixrllth. No mnttcr wlicro you reside , f end your paclngo , nclvlso us by mnll that you have itono EO , and ftnto the numlicr of bufri font , Names ofMicce ful rnntcslnnn , wllli number of bajrs returned , will IKJ publUhcd , Pea 2i In Jloston , Ucraldi Now York , Ifcrnlit ; I'lillndel- phla , l\mei : Durham , N , ( ! . , 7Wxj < ro Jtanl ; New Orleans , Ttmtt-licinrxrat : Cincinnati , lfo > tpitrer ; Chlcaeo , IMIy Xcwt ; San rrcacUco , ChTonitlt. Address. liucKwr.u.V mmiiAM Torucro Co. , DimiiAv , N. c. Every genuine tdPlcngu Inn picture of null , * J-Eco our licit announcement. ' , Of.tho fJorthwoat , Detroit , Minn. A country ol WOODS AND I.AKK.H , 101 miles wet of St. Paul Tnreo trains lUlly on the N. I' . 11. K. . wlthSOUay Eicurslon. Ticket * at about one-hill rates. HOTEL MINNESOTA , An elegant housa with awmimoiKtlonn foi see Rucits. R. 17. COLBURN , Proprietor. /3TIII.1D FOB LiaCULAUOIVIXQ CL'LL rAnilCUbAM. IN BOTTLES. I Erlangor , Bavaria Culinbpcher , Havana Pilsner Bohemian , Kaiser Bremen. DOMESTIC. Budwoiser St , Louis Anhnusor St. Louis , Beat s Mil vauk Solilitz-Pilsnor Milwaukee , Krus's Omuha Ale , Porter , Domestic and Rhine Winr. [ ED. MAU11BR. 12l3 ] 'arnamSt , \VIIIiinrliyilio BLOOD.TOj laid Uio LIVER oil.I . KIONUY und liuxrouu TIIK UKAJ/ nnd VIOOH of YOUTH. Uv - pL-pgta , Want of Appetite , in * dlftuBtlnn , Lack or Htrunpttn , aiiil'JIro.lFeelliiKnlisoliitalr ; uru.l. limits , imiai'le nml lie rvi'S rcculvo now force. inlUcii3 tliu iiiliul mill - Blll > llL' llreln TOWIT. n owTSTSTiSiBlll H fHH B HlStiircrliiKfromcompluliits * * & * . 9J > B KL3 > tici > iill.ir to their BOX will flad InDIl.HARTEB'BIIlON TONIO n mt nnd e/iocilj-curo. ( llvcflurlvnr , lii'iitlliy complexion. I'rcijiicnt nliomplRnt counlirfi'lllnx onlyail.l to Iliu popularity of tliu orlt'liml. Da nut expert' ' Kent pti : HID OMIUI.VAI. AND llKST. fHendiournddrpuitoXtixDr. ! Inrt rMmI Do. ' , St.XxiiU , Wo.for our"DHI2AM 11OOK. " M'ollof LtruBfu and ueufal Informationfree. , VIGOR For IIn. Qalctc. inr , * r . Hook tot , ClvUU Af toe1M Fulton KU , Ntw Vortr H. PHILL PS , WIT TAILOR HAS REMOVED TO J. ' ' . O'T'FARNAMST , . James HoiUUU ) Chartered by tlieStateof 111' . . i"'l lor'thecxpieBspurpoBa ofClvlnijlinmedlatc relicIn ! Bll . chronic.urinary _ _ ii and ' rrl . E'oocl ' promptly relieved and rc"nanentlycured by remc- . dici.tPBtedlnoi'or/tflVnr * S t > j > fflatJ'ratllfc. Kcmlnal > v Nn t Jxudcaby Drrnina , Pimples on c.I.ost Manhood.f'UNl t > r/f/riii < n ( . " * litrt ( tmierin'rlinrHiknii , The appropriate i > , .r.cai i : tonce uicJln cnchcnse. ContultatlonB.per- < vir.il or by letter , uacrcdly conlidcntlal. MJ- J.-IHC3 cent by Mall and Kxpicai. No rnarka on f.ii-itavc to indicate conteuta or tender. Adarcss ut > . .Jftfri SHo. { OlWnshlnn'ton St.CiiIcpgolll. " _ . > " " i nmivft * " . 4 M. c.t. . | , , , , -.K , llUtUt. r iitiilue ! t.rrr > ttrii lull rUMOttirD 4.U. , Mi til * . , llrad.,1 u Itu c U' > Ot % M. > . .w Jr | l i ll ( Mttuu f lur . Ilu.ir < k . | . > I" . , ui U 111 nuiur 4rluTi ; II. i l * .i * f w l V1tfc Jlik rpur rr f' r tnMtii wrutimii/Mt./u.iii lua 7.17. BED STAR LINE Boy l ndUS , BI 1I Bte mor SAILING EVERY SATURDAY , ECTWEEH ' NEW YORK AND ANTWERP ThelUitnt , Germany , Italy , Holland and France BtceratoODtwwd.fZO ; Preulil from Antwerp , tig ; Kxcunlon , 10 , InoludlaKbedilltigr , tie , 2d Cabin , jiO ; Bound Trip , (90.00 ; JSxcanlon. (100 : tialoon horn | 0 to (30 ; Exeunton 110 to Ilio. arl'eiet Wilfbt H Boat , Ota , AjooU. CS IJOJ. w y N. Y. fOkldwell. Hamilton ft Co. , Omth * . P. Z. Olod BUO A Co. , 203 N , 10th Btrect , OinUi ; D. K. Kin ) til , OimlmAyBnU. eod.ly JH DECIDED BY Eoyal Havana Lottery ! lA ( OOVRIINHENT 1K8T1TUT10H. ) Drawa at Havana , nulw , Every IS ' to 14 Days. TICKETS , J8.CO , - HALVES , (1.00 , nutjcc * to n' ' ) onanliuUtlun , not controlled ) > y the imtiMlu Inturut. H U tbo Iklrut thing la tlir rwturoocliaDtxiIu exlutanr * . yoluloru > atl0n ud i > artlcultr apply loSHll'flKY OO..UcnAKBau , liflil tliotavtav , W Y. Uljr , K. KAUB & CO. , 417 Walnut trust , t. Irtulf , ilo. or Ftuik Ix-bmuo , UU. , 20 W ; * udutto , Ku , , ; / -inie 4 ; wly. FUNNY THINGS IN FOOT-WEAK LOUR Hctl SllppcrVltli Toes Pointed nnd Turned Up Coming Into Fashion for Gentlemen , Hoston Globe , "No , " eald prominent Washington street shoo dealer In nnawer to a question asked by n Glebe reporter ; "no , the Bos ton girls have not , ns n rule , big foot. I think , " the dealer resumed , "that the young ladtoj of our city take na much pains in dressing their feet as nny girls in the I'nitcd States , nnd , for my port , I would not benfraid to company thorn with thu French latlias whooo oiquiaito boots and f lippera nro noted world wide. " "Speaking of French slippers , " re sumed the reporter , "nro they an much in vogun in this country as formerly ? " "Oh , bless you , no , " said the dealer in leather. "Wo mnnuf.icturo now in America aomo of the finest ghoca in the world , nnd the French shoes nro only such in nimo. Wo make what ia called in the trade n French shape , that is all , The slipper , from the leather to the men who mnko them , never saw Franco , even the lusts being made here ; but made , of course , from French patterns. " "But the French hods ? " suggested the reporter. "They nro going out every day , " was the reply , "i'lio rhyaicians havu madu such n trndo nnd justly , too. 1 admit over the extremely high French heels , that fashionable ladius ore every day coming _ moro and moro to see the folly of wearing them , nnd consequently th < low English walking lioul ana shoo i coming in fashion. WJiilo wo sell great many French hccln , the chang from two or throu years ngo would uur priao you. The broad , flat , high-hcclei' English walking fhoo lies little beauty but the ladies nt the nhoro , mountains o country nro finding that they promoti health nnd caey walking , so they are al the time falling in the . line of their V- glish siatera. " "Doesn't the fact that they are 'En gush * have something to do with theii being popular ? " ventured the report or. "But very little , " laughpd the dealer , "While our people may like to npo the English ( .hoy are pretty euro not to car ry the point to personal inconvenience , as they did when they copied after the French. But , ace here , " naid the shoo merchant , going to a case and producing for inspection a pair of rod , pointed and ugly gentleman's slippers , fully fourteen inches in length , wi'h sharp-pointed , and turned-tip toes , "these nro not slip pers designed for a IMcphiatopholes at a masked bait , but the latest thing in gents' dresaiug slippers. They are not yet the rage , and it will be some time before they will be , but they nro now being manufactured in this country [ from Turkish lasts , nnd every first-class dealer in Boston has thorn in stock. The | toea , you BOO , run to a perfect point and nro curved upward nt nbunt nn angle of forty-live degrees. They are made in ill colors , but red goat , like these , are the moat taking , possibly because they ire moro oriental in appcarnnce. Iloro ire some pretty ones in ruaaot and others in black. Thi-y rotnil for $5 und SO n pair ; but little money ia mtido on them , 3von at these prices , for extreme care liaa to bo taken in their manufactnrc , ind only tlio most experienced and finest workman can make thorn. " "Whnt has made rusaot goods no pop ular ? " queried the vrritor. "That's n hard question to answer. What applies to ruesot might bo said of utmost all the fancy goods that are now Hooding , the market. Two yoara lias brought about a perfect revolution in the ihoo trado. Now rod , blue , canvas and ; loth shoco , mndo in all designs and in ilmoat all shapes , are worn by both men ind women. At present nothing is BO lopular as the rusaot alligator shoea. fhpy nrn made in English shapes for adieu' house nnd wnlking shoos , ' and ilso for morning nnd semi-dress wear. . L'ho rutsot alligator goods are high in ' irico , but , speaking frankly , there in no : casoit why they nhould bo so. Moro of ho imitation are Bold , even among the > cst people , than the real , Thin in duo , .o the tact that not ono customer out of ifty can tall the dilTuroaco. They make lomo marvelous imitations nowadays , but lore is n test by which you can always .ell the real from the sham alligator . ; ooda. In looking closely you can sco .hat the real has a lint oualo , running rom groove to groove. In running lie linger over the leather you can detect tia eciiln ; otherwise thu imitations are vollnigh perfect , and 1 am sorry to say ro often sold fur real goods. Some of ho fashionably goods nro made with part ' eal and part imitation alligator akin , -'koy are , of course cheaper nnd make an xcollent wearing shoo. I think the ariety of dimes , both in color and make , " nntiniird thu dealer , "ia duo to the pop- ! ilirityuf ppirtn nnd pastimes in the ountry. Thoueands of pairs of bneo ull fllioea are sold in Bustou every uason to men who uovor play or BOO it niuo of biifu ball Dimply because they ro on By fur walking. Ttio ouuio way of omo of tlui makes of bicycle , lawn ton- iis and other shoi'D , A part canvas shoo i not only cany to the foot but much * heapor than the black leather low or it iced walking thoo. " 11 "Whathas become of high boots ! " ! I akod the reporter. "Tho old fashioned high boots are worn cry little nowadaya , excepting by old ontlomeu and farmers. Wo don't nvor- go two calls a day for thorn. They ittvo gone out almoat completely and iced boots have token their place. The oign of tight pantaloons undoubtedly iad a good deal to do with the ohango , id they may como back again with the hango in the fashion , But the broad , English walking shoo , cither for Udies r gentlemen , is the easiest shoo ever rorn , and it will take aomo years to nako them loss popular. The days of 'atont leather have gone by , and our nly call for them is in slippers , or occa- ionally in pumps. They are no longer liought ot by fashionable men for atroot roar. " lllttorH Ia a lioiuohold wnrd 11 over the world. For over GO yeara It has dvort'ied tUelC by IU merlU , H u now ad- ertliod to waru tliu inbllo cgaliiBt counter- rlU. The gariuiDo aiUclo U mauufacturod by ) r. J. U , II. BK'ort & BOMS. for tlio GenerAl Farmer. ' Oaz-cUe. American farmers have a good roputa- lon for shrewdness and for ability to dapt thanuolvea to their surroundingij lit there are tons of thousaudo of thorn rho rofuoo to believe that they can irolltably make uny direct uao of pure- 'fed stock cattle , for instance or who , t the most , only make use of pure-bred lulls , It ia unquestionably true that mis-bred or grade uninmlu are often ully equal ° t''o ' ' puro-bred ones for oof or milk production ; but thcro is still domaud/for / moro puro-brud animals hancau b/o had , Great prices cannot tado bvf the uverago farmer-breeder of | Cl / pure cattle ; but ho must bo A dull man , Indeed , who cannot find sale for his young stock bulls nnd heifers nt prices considerably in advance of what no can obtain for even good grade animals. There nrn some breeds which are in hltlo demand , but there is no need of selecting any of those. Shorthorns are now bred in such great numbers and eo generally distributed over the country that almost any farmer , in any part of the United Stntcn in which good cattle nro kept , con obtain nil ho needs nt moderate - orate prices , Some who nro prejudiced againat this breed point to the fact that ahorthornn can bo bought nt quite mod- crnto pricea na evidence that they are lojing their popularity. The class of farmer * wo have in mind may well bo thankful that prices nro M they nro. Such farmers cannon oflord to pay 91,000 or oven $500 for n bull or cow , but they can afford , as wo fully believe , to pay 8100 to $200 for good nnimalu of good breeding , even if fashion has nether her face againat certain crosses in the podigroo. Lot in take n case within the roach of any ono of HMIIIO hundreds of our farmer readers who hnvo never owned or bred a pure short horn cow. Suppoao an Illi nois or Iowa farmer buys n good bull nnd throe , four , or a half dozen cows or heif ers at nn average price of $100 each. If ono bo content to nncept unfasipnablo pedigrees nnd colors , nnd not insist on buying "show" nnimals , good , lair short horns can bo obtained at this price , or for nn ndvunco of $50 each nt most over the price demanded for "scrubs. " Those can bo bought na cheap as grades orcroaa- bred animals , astdo from danger of loss by disease or accident. Interest on the dilFeronco in coat over the value of good grade cattle wall bo the only additional cost of the progeny of those cattle. There may bo places where it is not pos sible to sell n fair shorthorn for $5 or $10 moro than the price of a , grade steer or heifer of like ego but wo do not know where such places are to bo found. With anything like average success the snlca of the young bulls will , nt least , re pay the interest on the extra cost of the tirst purchase. When the herd of breed ing females has reached twenty head the additional $200 or $300 nt first expended over what would have been noceasary to purchase grade cows cuts but little figure , while the herd will bo worth say $2,000 , instead of $1,000 or $1,200. Wo are purposely using low figures. It often happens that largo profits como from buying higher-priced cattle , bob wo want to impress upon many who could not bo influenced to buy even ono animal at $300 that they can make money and utmost without risk , by purchasing and breeding cattle of the lowest-priced fam ilies. > For seven years Allen B Uraln Food has ntood the atronzeat to.it ns to tta merits In rnring NcrvouanosB , Nurvnus ] ) clility nntl restorinx oat poworu to the Goncrativo System , nnd , in 10 ItiHtanco has It over failed ; test it$1 ; 0 or 85. At dniffpiHts. I ( Tlio Model lltisDaiul nt IVor ] ; . Ifawkoyo. The Doodlebugs nro going cut of town. Ihoy nro hastening for the train. Mr. Doodlebug is getting thorn oil' . IIu ia nil of businoao , na becomes the head of ; ho family. 'Hero , Emoline , take this little valise ind the baby and go on. I'll catch up irith you before you reach the station. Hold cm , I'll just hook this hat-box on four fingers. There now , that'll carry nicely ; got the baby nil right ? Tommy , you and Billy and little aistor run along with mother great heavens , Emolino , dou't let that child run across the street alone , take hold of hia hand , can't you ? ronnny , como back and got this umbrella ind bag of lemons. Emoline ] Emoline ] You've forgotten the lunch basket. Billy run here quick and take this lunch basket a mother. Now , Emolino , do hurry , or you'll miss the train , Never mind the cut of the things ; I'll carry them. " Four minutes after Mr . Emolino oachou the station , having wrestled all .ho way with a baby , three children and 'our packages. Mr. Doodlebug arrives , arrying a rnlUn cano weighing four unices. Ho is BO tired ho has to go into ho smoking car and olocp nil the Tray to ho station. The Doodlebugs ? Imaginary people ? tfot by n long chalic , my dear sir. They ivo right herein Burlington , and ovory- ) ody known them. No , I don't know .hat ho ia considered much moro selfish han aomo of his neighbors. Mrs. Doodlebug thinks ho is a model husband , fcs , I hnvo heard BOIIIO of her neighbors wy nho ia a fool. But She isn't , 1 don't hink. She is n woman , nnd consequently ovus her husband too well to club him vitli n coupling pin every oncn in a while 'or hia own good. She would carry moro hinge for him if alie had moro turns. A CARD. To nil who nru nulforliig from ejrnrn ml ludltcrctloiia ut ) outli , timnim wtaknnw , carl ) ueay , lota ol umnh'io i. eto. I nil ) semi n ti'ol , o tint III euro you , I'ltl'.H OK CIIAHCi : . This K"t rem- .ly was iflKcomud by a n.l nlonory In Koutli Amurl u. Kcml neil nOJrcwud cmilcp to llnv. JOHKril T. NHAJi , Stntli.n 1) . Now York. tly o m & cod Mum. The following Biiggustivo pasa.tgo-nt- w irm.i butwui'n tlio prosecuting ntturney md nn unwilling witncoa occurred in the n.il of u ISurlington saloonkeeper on he 25th mat. for violating the prohibi- ory law , ns oliown by thu Burlington lavrkeyo'u verbatim report of tlio pro- leodings : Q ilavo yuu drunk anything at Sal- loon's ? . Ycf. , Q. Whisky ? A.-No. Q. Brandy ? A.-No. Q Alcohol ? A , No. Q-Gin ? : ' A. No. * ' Q-Heor ? A , No. Q. Mum ? A. Yes. Q What's mum ? A. I don't know. Q.- What is it like ? A. I don't know. Q. l lit like boor ? A. 1 don't know if it is. Q. Is ilK color like boor ) A. I can't iay. O Do you know the color of boor ? A. Yos. Q U the color like whisky ? A , NO. Q , Well you do know something bout color. Does mum foam ? A. U foams n little. Q Does it tnsto like beer ? A. 1 couldn't toll how it tastes. Tlio Volco of tlio 1'coplo. The people , as n whole , seldom make ilstakus , and the unanimous voice in raise which comes from those who have ( , utd llood'n Saraaparilla fully justified lie claims of the proprietors of this great ledlcine. Indeed , those very claims are st a od entirely on what the people Bay b ( lood's Saraaparilla has done. Send to L 1 Hood A Co. , LotrollMas8. , for book XT antAining atatomonts of many cures. A DAKOTA Ij/VND / BWINDLE. A Fraud of Mnmrnoth I'roportlonB Discovered In tlio Huron Iinnd Dlntrlct. Special Agor.t James , of the lnt"rior department , has just ferreted out a gigan tic land fraud in the Huron diattict , which is apparently the most extensive thing of the kind over unearthed in Da kota. It covered 10,000 acres of land , a largo amount of which passed into the hands of innocent purchasers. J. B. Weeks is a land attorney of this city. A year or moro ago ho contacted with L. F. dimming ? , of Chicago , to furnish him soldiers' declaratory ttatcmcnta for filing on government lands. Cumminga ia an ox-soldier , and being n member of the G. A. It. had great influence with his comrades. JJo represented to them that ho was agent of an English company who wished to get hoH of a largo amount of Dakota land ; that , if the soldiers vould sign the declaratory statements ho made for them and also file n rolinquiahmcnt blank , ho would pay those declnrntorics on government lands , and in the bourao of six months hia company would pay them from $200 to $500 each for so doing. Many soloiora know nothing of land laws nnd wore caught by the bait , signed the dec- Itmtcrics , relinquishing their title to the same and waited for thtir ducats which never came. When they asked Cum- mints ; about it , ho naid an old aoldipr named Weeks of Huron had them in Chicago , nnd k would bo all rixht. Tlitn they wrote to the land officer and thus the matter became public. It was known that Cumminga hud f.old the dee laritorica and the relinquishments to Weeks for the stipulated price of $ ! ( ! . Weeks at once tilled the pnpurd in the Huron hnd ollico , of course keeping the rc'.lnquislimontB out of Bight , nnd ho appeared ns attorney in every salo. As ho found customers to buy those lands ho filled out n rolinquishmeut to such customers , accompanying it with his own ollldnvit before the land otlico that ho had no personal interest whatever in the land and that ho appeared solely in behalf - half of and as the attorney for the sol dier who signed the rellnquishraont. It is on account of this alleged false a Hi davit that Assistant United States Attorney Murphy swore out a warrant before United States Commissioner Taylor in this city for perjury. Weeks wna brought before Commissioner Taylor this even ing nnd held to bail in $2,000 to "appear ruesday afternoon and answer the : hano. Jones Bloodgood and Ed Sterling ire his bondsmen. Special Agent James ilso learned that Weeks , as attorney for Herman Tapport , had filed two soldiers' leclaratorics in Topport's name , ono nt , ho Huron office last August , and another tt the Mitchell ollico in January : also that 10 did the aanio thing for Patrick Kings- oy. How much this branch of Weeks' > per.itions will reveal is not known , for lie officers are still examining the land ifiico books. Your correspondent has isaurnnces conaidored reliable that the nagnitudo of the swindling thus carried m will astonish the country. The ofli- ors have possession of n receipt given > y Cumminga which roads thus : Recioved of S. B. Wcoka $000 for sixty oldiora' declnrntories at $ K > each nnd ' 3GO for blanks. Weeks' partner , named Thomas , has Iso boon arrested , but the partnership IBS only existed a few months , and it is loliovod that Thomas knows nothing of hcao matters. Ho was released on his iwn recognizmco. The finest mayon'aiso dressing for nil inds of salads , cold meats , raw tomatoes , ilcklod salmon , cabbage , etc , ia Durkoo'a lalad Dressing. It is , besides , moro oonomical than homo-mado. Into Empty Muzzles. lotroit Free Press. On the wny down from Natchez to few Orleans the boat rounded to at n inding on the Louisiana ahoro to take on lot of cottonseed. She had just made ist , and the mate had stopped ashoreto 'hustle them niggers , " when n middle- god man , closely resembling the typical authornor , suddenly stoppud out from ohind the Backs , presented a revolver ithin a foot of the mate's face , and cried ut : "Throw up your hands or you are a cad man I'1 There were fifty of us with our oyoa n the two men , and wo held our breath s the mate slowly raised his anna above is head. Ho didn't change color in thu lightest , nnd those who took in the do- lila noticed that ho choired nwny nt his lug cf tobacco with the same regular lotion neither faster nor ulower. "Now , then , down on your knees and eg my pardon , or I'll acnd u bullet into our oyol" The mate's logs wabbled , bent and own ho sank nnd remarked that ho was jrry if ho had ulFended the other. "All right , " growled the man with the istol nnd ho shoved it into his pocket. After this you ben little moro cnreful horn you fling your impudence at. " As lie turned nwny the mate made a ive with 1m right hand , and up came a urringor , out snot the arm and in a sico of thunder the mate criad : "Halt ! Throw up your arms ! Down 11 your knees or I'll ' blow your braitm all tar this plantation 1" The tables were turned. Up wont the cms and nftor a few seconds the man ont down on his knees nnd said ho had 10 highest roapoct for the mate's moral orth. When ho rose up the Captain iid others had reached the pair , and in in seconds moro they were disarmed. "Close call , that ! " said ono of the pas- mgors as the captain handed the weapons > the clerk to keep until after the boat 'as ready to leave. "Hump ! Neither cf'om loaded 1" re lied the old man. Such was the actual fact. Two empty nd harmless weapons had humbled two ion who meant shoot , liotter from Bonuior Jacobs , SKNATK OHAMIIEH , ALII ANY , N. Y. , March 31st , 1882. For n long time it has boon my habit > use Brandroth'a Pills. In fact , 1 have jldom had occasion to uao any other todicino , and it ailords mo great picas- ro to aay that for Biliouaneas , Dyopcp- a , and the other ills of the system , to liich men in nubile lifo uro mnro apt ian others to bo subject , they are an in remedy , JOHX 0. Tlio Virtues oi Champagne. At a Ttiimcsioo banquet , the other ight , an old follow who had boon invited _ id who know nothing of wino , eat Ir rlnking champagne. Looking up with r i expression of disgust ho aaid : "Ilero , ipcor , I don't want no moro of this ull1" "Wlmt's do matter wid hit , > sa ? " "Got no body to it. I want n niiothin' that'll Jolt mo like I was hit I ith a maul. " ' 'Wall , boas , " turning ) id grinning at hie companions , "you I o : stick tor hit an' hit'lo alck ! tor you. " "Hero , what is the stuff sweetened rain water ? " "No , sab , hit's champagne. " "Got no whisky ? " "No , ah. " "Sy thls'le stick to mo ? " "Do hit aho , boss , of you stick ter hit. " The next day , after someone had kept the old follow from committing suicide , ho found the negro waiter nnd said "Say , can't you got mo some of vhnt blatnod stuff to take homo ? Thar'a ' n fellow up in the mountains than I have shot nt six times. I want to give it to him. Russia roun * nn' git nin n gallon erse so , nn' I'll pizcn the county judge nn' kill the feller Ishotnt. " Why IH It That the sale of Hood's Stirsaparilla con tinues nt such a rapidly increasing rate ? It i * , 1st : Because of the positive curativn value of Hood's Saraaparilln itself. 2d : Because of the conclusive evidence of remarkable cures effected by it , unsur passed nnd seldom equalled by any ether medicine- . Send to C. I. Hood A Co. , Lowell , Mass , for book containin tcmauy statements of cures. "Ho Showed HlniseU a Coward. " From tlio Kentucky State Journal. "Lizo , why didn't yer lot Bill Thomp son take ycr homo from the ball las' night ? " "Kaao , Moll , ho done gene an' swow'd hiao'f ' coward , that's why. " "An1 how did ho do dat , Ltzo ! " "Why ho had two razors in his pock ets nn' 1 aat feller whut , Bays enny < car ries mor'n ono razor to a ball wid him nm coward an' nin't no geu'iaman , 1 doos. " VntlfHil Venom. HOME , .Tnly 31. The Vatican will recall It * doli-fjito from Huonoa Ayren iu cnsa the Ar- ( -ou luo K"vernnicnt insists upon the distnia- M of Father Papa , for his letter nguinit employing - ploying American nchool mletres-cs. ! HUNCIPAL HUB ruoM CHICAGO , PEOK f A & ST. LOUIS , iiv WAV or OMAHA AOT LINCOLU TO DEHVSS , Oil VIA KANSAS C1T7 AND ATOHI20H ts DE1TVEH Connecting In Fnlon Oopots lit KunsjisClty , Onmliaiuul Denver \\ltli tluoiiyh tniln.s luf And nil pointin tlioGicnt AVcst . Connecting in Gfnntl Union Depot ut Chicago v.-ltli tlnxitigh tmlns tor 2fl2 W YOKK , Ji O S TON , And nil Kastcrn OltleH. AtPeorla with thioiiKli trains for Inillanap. QllH , Ulncliiiuitl , Columbus , nnd nil points in IhoSoutli.lJist. At St. I.ouis with tluoniill tmlns lor nil points South. Klcgant Day Coaches , 1'ailor Cmtt , with Ho. dining Chairs ( scuta lice ) , bniokln Cnra with ( involving Clmlra , I'ullniiin I'alacu Sleeping Unrs nnd tlio fainont U. II. &Q. Dining Cara niutlully tonml fiom Chlciigo nnd KnnsasClty , ChlciiKonnd Council JllulU : Cliicngo nnd Des Molni'3 , Chicago , St. Joseph , AtuhUon mid 1'opckn without change. Only tluouph line running their own trains between Chicago , Lincoln nnd Denver , and Chicago , Kansas Dltv and Denver. Tlnoiigh cars between Indianapolis mul Council Hluirs , via 1'coria. OOIXG IVOKTII AMI SOUTH. Solid Tralna of Klcgant Day Couches nnd Pullman 1'alacoSlcoplng Cars ixrc inn dally to ind finiu bt. I.ouis ; vln Hnnnlbal ; Qulncy , ICcokuk , Jtuilliigton , Cedar Itaplclijnnd Allicit I.rntoSt. 1'iuil and Minm-apollT 1'nilorCiiiy rt'lth Itcciliiing Chairs to mid lioui St. I.oniH ind I'coria. Onlyono change of cars between H. J.oulB nml DCS Moincs , Iowa , Lincoln , Nt1. lunskii , and Denver , Polomdo. Iliaulso the only TlnoiighLino ix-tweon 3T. LOUIS , MINNEAPOLIS and ST. PAUL. It is known ns the great TIlUOL'rtil OAK I , INC of Ainciica , und is universally ml ml t- ! ( ! lo hu the Finest Equipwa Railroad In the World for all classes cf Travel. Through Tlckein via this HUB sir calo aft il. It. counon ticket olllcua in the United Suites tad Cuniulii. I' . J. I'OTTKH ' , PKUCEVAT. I.CHVELT , , ( Faculty Prize , Medical CalltRo'of Ohio. SPKCIA1.TY rl And other Diseases of the Anus nnd Ucctntn. 124 Karnam Street , 011A1IA , flKB. o\ood ttud Mt ( C. A. POTTER , rr Omaha , Neb. iTIcioiUlon | Dictations , I'.to. , promptlr.&ttendeil OLD RELIABLE 'HE BRUNSWICK , BALKE , COL- LENDER COMPANY , [ SUCCESSORS TO TUB J. M. II. & U. CO. ] tHE MONARCH The molt extentlve manufMturori of IN THE WOULD , W S. Tenth Street OMAHA , NEB. tfl'tlce * of llllllril anil Pool TaUo nd miUrUli ruihcil on pj llcatlon. MANUFACTUUKIl Of CORNICES. j WIDOW CAPS , FINIALS , ETC. 0.1.0 UAIIA , , , . , . NKDRA8K AM Douglas St. , - OMAHA , Frames and Mouldings at Wholesale. Tuoa-Thur- Carry the Largest Stock , offer the Lowest Pricea and Easiest Terms of Any Dealer Here on Besides Many other Well-known Makes , we sell World Renowned j j.a.j.i.ujLf.uj AND ARION PIANOS. AND THE CELEBRATED SHONINGER "BELL" ORGANS. Instruments Rented nnd rent allowed if purchased. Pianos on installments , $1 Monthly. Organs , § 5. Csll or send for Catalogue and turns. WAEEROOMS , - - f OOK 11TH AND FA.REAM STS , Would call particular attention to their new stock of FINE WATCHES , CLOCKS , SILVERWARE , AND AN UNSURPASSED ASSORTMENT OF Diamonds and Precious Stones , FULL LINE OF HOWARD' WALTHAM AND ELGIN WATCHES. WAREROOMS - - COR , liTH AND FARNAM STS. SOLE AGENTS FOIi WEBER , HAYNES AND HARDMAN AND SMITH , AMERICAN AND PACKARD ORGANS. Wo have the largest and boat stock of Sheet Music in the city , comprising Bor- in , Vienna , Peters' "Leipzig" Cheap Edition , Breslau , Mayenco editions. Small Goods and General Music Merchandise of all Kinds , 101 AND 103 15TH STREET , OPPOSITE POSTOFFICE. EDHOLM & ERICKSON , J owolry of a designs made to order. Largo stock of Diamonds and Fine Gold Jewelry. AGENTS FORJ30RHAM MANUFAOT'NG ' GO'S STERLING SILVERWARE LAIIGE STOCK OF lowartl Waltliam , Elgin , Lancaster and Columbus Watches SOLE AGENTS FOR THE CELEBRATED ? L SCHNEIDER WATCH , DRESDEN , Cor. 16th and Dodcce , opposite Postoffice. RUEMFIN& , BOL TB & COMPANY , ' . ' - . . -MAM UFACTUUEK8 OF-B 8 y''fg-j - - ormer Wludowg , Flnlili , Window Cups , Iron Creating , Metalll Sky-llghts , io. Tin , Iron uid Blate noofj em , 310 Houth IStu btrcct , Ouiihi , Nebrialtal : EECHA2STT \ . ca f-l ( O - aO ? m j-T to L s n = - tea .s sT S OUMI1SIQSAND 20THST. . OMAHA , HEB ,
