ri * OMAHA DAIL * BEE SATURDAY JULY in 1884. IN CASH GIVEN . -.WAY To the SMOKERS of Blackwell's Genuine Bull Durham Smok ing Tobacco. The genuine has picture of BULL on every package. For particulars sec our next Announcement. F'ir M n Qolefc. ior * , tr . Honk fr * , OltUU Altne ; , IM Fulton Kl. , N w York. Science of Life , Only $1,00 BY MAIL POSTPAID. KWDW THVSFIF , A GREAT MEDICAL TVOKK Exhausted Vitality , Ntrvotu and Physical Diblllty , rrematnro Decline In Mao , Errors of Youth , n the untold miseries MUllln ; from Indiscretions or iix- 0089C9. A boot : for tvoiy man , young , middle-aired , and old. It contains lit prescription i ( or all atnto and chronic diseases cacliono ot which Is Invaluable So found by the Author , whoio cjpcrlcnco fcr 23 yean la inch aoprobably never before fell to the Kt of any physic an 200 pnget , bound In beantlfu French muslin mdoesed covers , full Rllt.iruarautood 0 to a finer work n every sense , mechanical , lit erary and professional , thivn any other work sold 1 this country for 12.10 , or the money will bo relnndo In every Instauoe. Price only $1.00 by mall , pen ) paid. Illustrative sample E oents. Bond now. Oo in-vlal awarded the author by the National lledlo AMiclatton , to the officers of which ho refers. The Sclonso of Life should bo read by the young Instruction , and by the ainiotod lot relief. II itUl bcnefli alt London Lancet. There la no member of society to whom The Sol- tnje of Llfo will not be useful , whether youth , par ent , gnardlatj , Instruct or or clergyman. Argonaut. AddroM the Peabody lledloal Institute , ot Dr. W , n. Parker , No. t DuIOnch Street , Uoiton Mass. , who may tie consulted on all diseases roqulrl-iRskill and experience. Ooronlo andobstlnatodlaoai , istbat have baffled the skill of all other phys-MPB I dam. a , specialty Buon trotted sucocfls-uCHL folly without an Initanio failure. rattfrw THYSELF Of the Northwest , Detroit , Minn. A country of WOODS AND LAKES , SOO mlloi wctt of St Paul Tireo trains dally on the N. P. U. U. , with 30 lay Excursion. Tickets at about one-half rates. HOTEL MINNESOTA , An elegant house with tti-commodatlona for 200 R. R. COLBURN , Proprietor. ) ran UHCULAIIH U1VIMI fULL rAHnCULAIU < . DM9WS EIEGTR.G BELT Will euro KcrTounnors , I.uinbagfi.lUieunmtlnni , l > ar. fl > M , NiMirnlKlu , hclnllra. kidney , hplno mil I.Ivor ilUeai i . ( JoutAi.tliliialle rt tllM'axf , lljriKMwIa , Coimtl- ' ' - . ' " . ' , yrf' 'J , n. M.II . Catanh , . . 'i C 7 ' " ' " ' Ki'lfrpKT , Imimtcncy , DumtiAiriiF. rinlanmii Uteri , etc. Only tclvntirla Kl M tno Hell In .VmiTlrii Hint remix the KlocfrlcItT nild lnUK > notliini thronirli the body.uml caiiborKcbawdlu an In- CtAntbytlioiMilcnt SI.OOO Would Not Bu It. * D . TJOR.YR I was atniotod with rhonmatlum and cured by using n belt. To any one afflicted with that dieoMO , I would ay , buy Home's Kloctrlo Belt , Any one can confer with mo by writing calling I my store , 1120 Douglas atreot. Omaha , Neb. MAIN OmCE-Oppoelto POrtoffloo , room i Fren. i ciblook CVForsaleatO. P. Qoodmui'i Drugstore1 1110 arnam Ht , Omaha. Orders filled 0. O D James Meal Institute Chartered by theStateof III' . jnols for Uiccxireusr | > urpoK < ! Jof Givlnclmmediatc relfclir. toll chronic , urinary and pri- Jvuto dlsccses. Gonorrhoea , , Vr > Qlcctandbyphills In all their ! xr complicated forma , also ul' diseases of the Skin and Blood promptly relieved and perirmncntlycured by reme. . dics.tcotctllnn J'W//lY ( < ir * , - A/'W/nUVMrUcf. Seminal Weakness , NiRlit LOSECO by Dreams , Pimples on the J-jce. Lost Manhood , jmalltfrlirnrt il iJicrt ' I'l tinr-jrjHrfmrrdtii'/ appropriate r.r.ea 10 ut once used In each caie. Consultations , tier' fonal or by letter , Lacredly confidential. Med. iclaru bent by Mall and Express. No marka on to indicate contents or tender. Address i n./AMESNo.204Wa3iinflloriSi.Chiugoll ! ] , ' i n. i im.i im i . .mi. , i .1 nil ' % VI1I purify tlm CLOOD.'rppi. l.itu tha LIVER uim KIUNCVQ , mill JIHKIIIK ! : 711 K HKiU.TlI und vicoii of YOUTir. Drv pi pain.Vnnt of Apiivlllo , m- , l.ntk DI NtrciiKlli. turcil. IUTVCS i eccl u new furi'o , J'-iillicin tliu iiilnil ami " "I'lillc-s llruln 1'owir. BuliViliiclniiiii'oiiiiilaliiU | ' Pjx'i-uMurtci thrlrtcx will nnd InDIi-lrAllTEH'SIllOU TON10 unit nod ( pvcuy euro , ( lives a ( Irnr , licallhy fonipli-xluii. truiiuuut attumptH ut ciitiiiUTft'llliiK iinlyatbl to llioiioiiiilarllyunhu urlKlnnl. Du nut uupcrl- UlCUt KVtllluOlllllI.VAl , ANIIllHST. xN nd > our ddrr > iitirrb l > r. HurlnrMoii Ho. ' , fSl.lxjuIi , Jto.for our"DllKAM JiOOlC. " V Tli'ullof fctranua andi uwiul lalumuUoa , tioa.y j KOli.\Si'S ; HLOCK , Corner 1' ' lh and Capitol Avemio , THKWa CHRONICDISEASliS la all their forms. TOUNO MHH.wlio are nufleMnu from the rflocta of Youth'ul Indltcntlonii , would do w ll to Avail themielvi'D of thin , the Kr'aU-nt Icwn t ver laid at tliu altar of tulferlnhuinuilty. . Dr. Tanner wll Kiinr- antce to forftlt fM'J for every caio of UemlatlVcak - notii or Private Dlwue , of any kind or character which lie uiiderUkciand falli toc-uro. JIIUUI.K AGED IIKN llany men between the aire of SJ anci 60 , are trembled with a too frcquont rieilre to evacumto tlKllvldcr , o.'ten aoroinpanlutl liyailleht * ma'tln anil turnioK MUMtlon , and a wealcnluir of the ovstvui lu manner that the | ia- ( lent cannot account for. On cxaralniiiK the urliury dru lt * a ropy loJIment U1 often be fount ] , and louietlima to all lurtlclea of Mluuvn will appear , nr tl.e color will be of a thin , tnlUlililmeagain rriirjirli L'to a ilaikand torpid ft | praraucu. There are tnaity n i n * ho tile of thin dlttlculy , lunorant ot the rau < . It \ the tecond ta > ; B of luniinll weakneui Dr Ttunir will ciurar.tto rrlect euro in a1 ! euch caw , rd alicalthy rottoritlon of the Qviilto uiluuy " - tall craiidwu anBboTe , Pr , Tamer. _ view < 5f tne co t A Dinner nnd n KIsB. "I li.ivo bronglit rotir tllnncr , fnlhcr , " The blucki'iiilth'fl tlnughtcr said , A hn took from licr nrmd n licttlo iiol nny pto or i So I will plvoyou UIB | , " Ami titinti M ti il worn fonhcml Mio left n childish kiM. Tlio Ii1nrl ; intli ! took off lit * apron And dined In Imppy mood , \VomlotlnR much i > t the fAV r Hid in his littmblo food. hllu jilnying nbout him were vuiorw 1'tdl of prophetic Mli ! Utit ho nnvor thought of the moglo In liii llttlo dmifihtor'fl klsf. lii'd ' fho , with lior kcltlo swinging , Merrily trtidfjod nwny , Stoplng ) ftt * lght of n niulrrol , Cfttfhing Bomo wild hlrd's Iny. And I thought how mnny n chrulow Of llfo nntl fnto wo would miss , If Rlwnyo our frugal tllnnera Weroee.voned v/lth fluch n klna. HONEY KOll TI1J3 JjAIlK3. Olovcfl with nn cmbomod gnuntlot MO nov nold , of every postlblo color. Mlns Apnrn Wonodlct will nttempt to swim the Knglldi Chunncl in Aticust. * ] { ock trystala sot in i-ilvor to Imitnto dla inonda are the nowcst fancy trinkets. Un tendy young men nro often ntondj atlend.itico upon their bent girls. Wnttrloo Observer. A writer In PATI | hints th.it n Chlca ? " girl wag the mudol for the Dnrthohll statuo'a uplifted foot. Accordion nklrts nro now In ntylo , but BO long nn they don't go to making cabinet-organ flldrU wo won't complain. Ladles may once moro Bwatho their throaU In thalio \ whlco muslin nccktioa without fonrof being contlderud tinfashlonnblo. The sailor hat Is f.Vit gaining In popularity , and It Is certainly very jaunty A-lion Bur- mounting a pretty face and stylish figure. A novelty In skirts IB known as the " 'Crlno- lotto skirt , " which In mndo of a now kind of hair cloth , very light and soft , yet clastic. 'Washington women have taken to tricyc ling , nud It IH propopod to form a club of well known nocloty women to bring the nmcliltit nlo fashion. White doltod Swis shows printed floral sprays scattered over the surface. Thli ) it very effective , and good qualities can bo had nt 1(5 ( conta per yard. Great Improvements have been made In tin manufacture of MI rah ; although it romalm l lit and flexible , it has huccmo n handdouu hick and firm sllk.j _ B 7- All notes of any formality should bo soalfd vith uax , and as a certain doftnofH of touch B necessary to nccomplteh it well , a littln pre imlnary practlco isuuggoatod. Small brooches In the shape of boos , flics , spiders , etc. , which can bo mcd to fasten tin jonnnt strings or to place about the bodice of , ho dross , are greatly admired. Craiio grenadines , with larfo bouquets of printed flowers in old tapnstry colors , prodtioi chnrinlng offoct. There aru _ also Wnttoav andjcnpoa and birds' nctts design. What can ho moro "altogether lovely" thai i dross of apricot tnutliu with figures of sweet brier roses , made tip over apricot surah ant won't Its wearer "look just too sweet for nny thing. " Tha fomlnino handkerchief should rrmlcl , ho gown In coloring and doxign , BO that if tin gown is trimmed with rosebud embroidery oceHids "hould appear in the border of tin landkerchlef. Hhuot nro to IID mora worn out of doors I > ? ndlei than over , nnd fortunately for thai , comfort , the rounded too has tnkun the tiluci > f the sharply pointed abomination which ha icon the cause of so much inisi < ry. Newport hello ? are rigidly excluding ovorj mrticlo of laeo and jewelry from their sittii jodicis , nnd exhibiting an untrimmcd corpngi nnocont of any ndmimont eave n cluster o. softly tinted blu h or cruthod roses. Apinkand white gingham dress in trimmet' with graduated rows of flat white braid and accompanied by a rough-and-ready atrav with narrow brim trimmed with mull , ana branch of hawthorn placed upon the front. A mahogany satin drees Is trimmed will coffee-colored luce and a shell-liko pnmenieri torlo iimtchlnp In color ; and n lavisndor sath < morveilletix is combined jwlth pliik , nnd l.iv ender brocade with Siianinh lace overdrcff and xleovcs. Necklaces of Florentine and clolssonu bead > showing a sutfaco of pale inauvo , rose and ; ronn , shot with g > ld , are very popular. Homi if the most expensive kindf , are encrusted with tiny dots and stars which ; parklo like gem * under the gaslight , A panto ban been created in Peoria , III. , b ; ho moro unujuncoinent that Ice cream will nako the mtmtacho row. The young woman that started the report ban much brnln , but flio his not mndo up her mind yet which \ noiit nverworkod thu ice cream uoalorsof the hide's pockotbookR. The last named will irobnbly bo the thlnntst in the long run. - Ynrkorn StutoHiimii. "I've said often that I would take meant. Ui prevent young man from coming around my house , " said n Sumorvlllo father the nthfr dnv , " .ind I'yo iloim It. IMy daughter Is tw young , anyway , to think of marriage.1' \Vn.ii have > uii tlonii ? ' axkcil n neigh jor , "bought u diigV" "No , 1'vo bought mj daughter a piano. " Soniprvillo Journal. _ Mr. TliDiuiu Koiiiu'dy of St.-imford"Cium , haa devised an ingenious , though , pcrli.-.VH , not very ( ifft'ctlvo mnaim for subduolng the rn liolliinu spirit In his 17-year-old daughter. The father objected to her kucph.g couiinii > with voting moil , but hts eximstidatloiiH hull no olU > et on the gill. On I'liiluy htst lh > quarrullnd , and the parent iti a ro o cei/.od 11 tmirof nhoars mid cut off his daughter' Innt- tlful black hair , giving as a roamm for doing it that ho believed it would kcop her nwa > from the boyg. A complete revolution ban been effected In the trimming ncd oven in tha mnking of the waulrobo , in consequence of the improve ment uffoctod in thu production of lace am ! embroldi'rcd trimmings. Thin has boon go'uiK on now for some yo.us , but the ttopn lu ad vance have been eo gradual that tow cnild rimlizn tha nxtont of thu transformation dun- lined to bo wrought. It U but recently that a lace dii'.n overnilk or satin , wide ombrold- orril flounces and tlk embroidery In colon * vvoro unhe.ird of luxuries for any but th rich the latter , especially , only to bo bttalned 1 > > hikiiilwork of the most expensive kind , Now WB h ivo nil these things brought by improved mtichlnory and nkillful metliods within the runch of the most ordinary ptirs ; and there mod ho no logger a desire , ui'vor natlntied , fur pictty thttigs , as everywomanvhosn labor IK fnirtv well remunerated citn obtain tboia foi hornolf. Cniinnnt n Thny walketh n-down the pavement In the root of the aftornoiiii , And lol In thu MIU there fl.mntoth The sign of the crcum saloon , Ho fecloth in all Ids pocknts , I'eeloth and lixikcth n d , l''or , In spitu of all bin poardJug , Only tlirca cents ho had. So whnn thny pauiol liy the doorway Shattered vuu ouo bright dream , And n oixiloahb are o butwoen them Which cams not from the cream. lloatou SUr. I'atrlottsm ha ] boon put In a pickle for an other yoar. A front finonclfrlfl a thief who Micceods. A thief h u great nuantlcr who fails. Tux.tst Sittings Chicago \vlll now rum mo IU normal fuiic- tloni as an ullcgfld tnmmvr resort for weary speculators In grain. A Biloon In Mtt'catlno drupol In mourning uliuwod the Insnlptlon : "Tho good din jouiig , " ikuioug the crape ou the door. A Now Ycrk dtido habrgnn suit against n Ijar'ier for shaving off his nmntnclm wlthnnt ordure. I'uthajm the barber did uot ton it. "Which ildu thould n person nlop onV inks a currt'spomlcnt. If yi'ii refer to tlm bed rovern , we ihottld , considering the weather , . rccotumeiid thu top , | An Invention , certain to korp neckties In I /aw ) , in annuuticDd. Ono tlni'g ' moro , and { i1men ! will ho huppy. Au ilivontiiui that. M 111 hunt collar buttons. [ CourierJournal. . I A. small \vhltky bottle and homo humun hair \vi'in found In the t ( mncli of ft dead shark re- rrntly wnf'hcd M-htto i > n the California cnait. lly I ho wny , has MI ) thing Lccn teen of Wen- nin Kentr.cy , IntelJ7 A IXikota storm recently travelled100 miles In five hours , but a book agent kept nhcad of it all the w y , umler tha impression that It wns a cloud of dui > t kicked tip by the exasperated populace In his pursuit. A man mky hoar nmo < qnlto burr at n dis tance of twenty fc-ot , nnd the very next day next dnv fall to hear the whUtlo of a locomo- tlvn as It pafsoc. All flesh Is grass , dearly Imlo'-cd , and it h n prnat pity that the loco- inotlvo doesn't bnr.z like the mosquito , and the mosquito whittle like the locomotive. " ( Jo for Bomcl > ody , quick ! There's n bug down my back ! " cried n young girl to her lov er In tlm park on Wednesday evening , "Jladnst I bolter go for the bug ? " ho suggest ed. Then she fainted dead away , nnd when she liad tmswoonml the bug had finished its nvsnlng troll nnd gene homo. Baltimore Day. "Yes , they are excellent boots , " Bald Hit choo-doaler to the young lady pncrhaser ! "they , will wear like lion. " "Jo you think the btittona atn sowed on sccmoly'eho ? asked. "They are ; the boot * are supplied with the 'old maldV wedding' button , n now Invent * Ion. " "Why Is It called the 'old mall's wed - ding' button ? " "liecanso It never cornea off. " ' Whftl'ii the matter wlthyour face ! " risked a'farrncr of n Irnmp whoso hard chtok'wns badly splintered nnd whoio now looked like a pnathcd egg sprinkled with'popper. "JMIsplacbd confidence , " growled the ani mated Hcarccrow. "How did yon do U ? " "I tried to smoke n flrscrackcr under the impress ion that It was a cigar. " Ajoiirg gentleman from Illgboo , will ! calling on his girl here , aikod for her hani itid heart nnd v an accepted , He told hoi Imthohnd Fomolhingon Ills mind for n long , bno , but wa.1 nfrald slip would gut mad. Sh wanted to know what it wan then , and h nado her promise not to get mail. Says ho , 'I have two brothers In the penitentiary , ' 'That's nothing. " replied she. ' 'I have twi nothurs In the Arkansas legislature. " IJotli 1'crloctly If I tdiould stn.nl ri llttlo kisn , Obi would pho vecp , I wonder ? I tromblu at the thought of bliss ! If I should ttcal a Ilttlo klsa Such pouting llns would never miss The dainty hit of plunder. If I should steal n little kisr , Ohl would she weep , I wonder. Ho longs to steal a kiss of mlno ; Ifu may , if he'll icturn It ; If I can road the tender sign , Ho longs to stool n kita of mine , "In love and war" you know the line , Why cannot ho discern ilT Ho longs to stonl rt hiss , of mine , Ho may if he'll return It. A llttlo klfswhon no ono eooi , Where is thu impropriety ? How swcot amid the birds and bees , A little kiss when no ono see ? , Nor is it it wrong , the world agrees , If taken with sobriety , A little kisa when no ono pees , Where is the impropriety ? AND DRAMATIC. Frank Mayo plays "Nordeck. " Frank Furrcll Is gene to San Francisco. Lotta has bought the Boston Park theatre. I lonry Irving announces that ho will produce 'King John" ut the Lyceum tlicnt.ro next sea- on , with Mr. Lawrence Uarrott in the title role. role.Mr. Mr. Theodora Thomai haa been engaged onduct the Ciiiciunntl Memorial Festival of 1880 , and it is understood that ho will make no concert tour du ing that year. Thin is the last week of Mr. Frederick tVarde's nngagement at the Standard Theatre , ian Francisco. ] lo is said to have made n jroat success there as ' 'Virginim. " There ii au nttross in Germany named Vnmmla lioUina Kreuzwungcr Itosalio linker- /witikohufT. . Her name on forty sheet troitmcr is said to cause a riot whenever it in lostod up. Anton Dvorak has promised to return to ilugland in the rutumu , nnd conduct at the vVorcsBtor Festival his "Stabat Mater" nnd a low setting of thu Bohemian poet. Victc r lulok'n Czechish odo"Dio Krbcn des Wolssen Jorges. " Mifs Alice Neytna will make her debut in rand opera in Paris In October. Another Vmorican singer , Mrs. JUmmoliiburg , of Cin- iniiati , will make her lint appearance under ha stage naino of Mtno Monti. She i ) said o bo very handsome , and possofseo a very ovvnrfnl voice. Tlie voice of Miss Noyma is delicate , flexible , light soprano. Mary Anderson will open her London soa- on at the Lyceum theater , London , on Sept. .playing in W. S. Gilbert's "Comedy nnd 'rupody"and "Pygmnlion and Galatea. " In ho fall she will play in Edinburgh , Glasgow , Birmingham , Liverpool nnd Dublin. Subto- uently nho will rotuin to America under the nannifptnaiit of Mr. Henry 13. Abbott , nnd will open In New York Oct. IB , 1885. Mlsi Obor , the manager of the lioaton Ideal ) pora company , has boon in London for some imo making arrangementa for the coming Bca on of her orKatilz.ulon in America. She will ail for Now York on July1. : ! ) . While in Paris ho bought thri'o now operas for the Ideal * . 'ho has engaged Agnes Stone , of the Comedy .heater . , Loudon. MIIH Stone id n mo7zn npr.mo , and will niiig second parti to bur intur , Ml - < M.trio Stone , the present prinm ouua of the company , Milllu. Ma io Aimuo will make her first np- loaianco in JCnglish fomidy at the Fifth Avt- uuu theater , Now York , .Sept. Ifi. She will jn Biipportod by her own comiinny , which ill accompany her on n tour of Ihu Urit il ttatcH iioxt Bu.ii > iii | anil which includoi Mi 4 jiiuni Wiillnco , MIHS Charliuo Wcidmun , W. V. Whltccar , J. O. Harrows , mid ntliorp. 'ho iiluco in wSiIch Mdllo. Aimee will nmh'r- ako this now deptituro was writtim lor the harming ciimmodlnnno and vocnlint by I < sirs. Joisupuud Gill , and is called "Mam- ello. " Tlio Patis Flgsro nmiounccs thnt Mmc. 'atll has hlgnud it contract \\ithM.Viotor \la\irel. \ manager of the PjiiKltnl onn , for two otles of pcrforiinncoc. uhiuli vvill lo-ipectlvtly naiipiifato nnd clnto tht > fall and winter B AII n f It'dl n ipor.i In tbo Frt-nrh nipititl Mine. 'itttl will lif ln thu t-oahou botwoiin Ociobur -Ti nnd Nnvembi" 1 opening in "Lu Trnvia- n , " with Ignor Nlcolini n Alfredo ntul M. Miiurol as Germont How many nights who vlll hlng thorcaft'r is n it set furlh in the Fi- enru'd notice ; It Is mentioned , li'iwover ' , that hti will wii > n after depart fnr America to fill- ill her iiiigngBinont with Mr. Maplcson , re- timing to Purls in tlmu for the final perform- uices of the Hcason. fi. Materim , just bcforo her departure or IUiroH | ) , raid in regard to German opera : 'Th ppop ! of America , I inn sure , under stand German mu iu m d Ilkn It. 1 have vatchod tlm faccnof the audicnrrB nt our cnn- cortH , and I niii omvlmvd tlmt I rmil aright uhen rroad Interest , nbauroanil kuowlof'ge ' l plctud tin thrm , Of courrn it will take nonoy , but money ID always forthcomltig for tull.ui optT.t ; Why not for German ? with vn Italian open company you htvo a great irlnm dona , uiul peih.ipi a gtrat tenor , an In- IIIfi > rcnt company , poor Bconcry. nnd chnsp costuinoi , In German opera all are nrlinta dike , thoFcgnory i < vroaiUrfnl In IU bounty and mechanical clforts , nnd the costumu- ) are nuffnlly und lutlutlcly doslgnrd , Tlm people if Amerlr * are waiting for high cl.ina German oj ioi a , and Iti BtroiiKuut support , too , will come from Ainrricann nnd not from IrCrmatu Alfrml M acofonot Jem Mace , thn pngil- nt , held uvitngolUtlo Borvicou in Montreal on Sunday lust. An Imitation hiu boon rocrlvod by Mourn Moody nnd atikoy froi. . the evangelical hrluli.ma of India to vicit that country , Th < j Prosbytudan botrd U planning JarRO hiiiHH for the u'xnlng ' year , having already tip irupliatid 7 0,0(0 ( lor IU foreign work , whllo u careful eHtlnmtn nf the real need valla for io ) c a tlun $ SOO,000 , HUhop Alfred Lee , of Delnwaro , snccrds ho Into Kight llcv. Konjaniin lii vvorth Jinltli rs pnvlill ng hirhop of the Kpiticopal hurch In tha United Stuti'i. Dlthop Lee Is ovt'iity-Kovon > e niof ngo. He w elected to the blshoprlo of Delaware In 1811 , and of thaonu huudrul and tldrtv-twa bl'hopa con- iefjMted dmlrg Ihs pio'vnt century , lie isj ( inly the tl litU who has lived to bo the senior ' " bUbop. 11 ' The property of the Trluity Church corpor e sratlon , New York , l sild to resell tha Im mense figure of $200.000 000. lle idcs the immense - monso tcnU cfiining in from jiroperty In the city the church corporation holds mortgages by rovoral hundred jipiscopal ( , 'hurch edifices all over the country , on which there la an avcrsgo of nouly seven per cont. Interest pay able qn&rtorly. The fund N under control of of a Ixisrd of trii'tecf ) , relcctod from tbo vestrymen of old Tiinlty and St. 1'auli. An old monk died recently In ono of the Greek monasteries of Mount Athos , whom ' 'tho monk. " foreigners called mjiteriotia . No ono over found nut his namn , At his entry into the monastery , at thongoof twenty yearn , ho took the name of Alpha , the first letter of the Greek alphabet , and retained that name all hia life. Nobody know to what country lie belonged , Ho spoke Greek , Km- tlnn , Itelglan , Servian , And Italian. Ho never received nUt ! from anybody , nor any- loiters nnd never spoke of hli fitmily. Ho loft nothing that could reveal his secret. An intcr-ecclcMifttical congress , composed of clergymen from different denominations , will bo hold In Now Haven , in May , 1885. This movement took form Juno 1C , nt I'lttafiold , Mam , a meeting being hold in response to a circular Issued by the clergymen of that place , A committed , composed of Dr. J , H. Seely , Kl ht Kov. Thotnai M. Clark , U. D. , anil Joseph - soph AndcHon , of Wntorhurr , reported rec ommendations , which were adopted , to thn ef fect that thn now organization should bo ' 'Tlio American Congress of Churches , " nnd Ita ob ject to promote Christian union , and ndyanci the kingdom of God by free discussion of th great religious , moral , social questions of tli time , and tint It should nsscmblo nt Interval of two years. This movement is regarded as significant in showing thnt the differences ii doctrinal points , which formerly served n complete barriers bitwoen the different denominations nominations , have keen to a great extent re moved by a Infer toleration and a moro unite * ' spirit in working to promote the essentials o : Christian faith. AVondcrH or Kdticntlnn. ' 'So , John , you'rn done with the college , And are back on the farm once more , With your head as full of I'nruiiig As n knarly apple of euro. It's cost n heap to learn jou nil To cipher and ligtiro anil speak , And it's d ITerunt work a-hocking corn 111 in digging in Latin nnd Greek , Sots It law , or is it pills You chooto for your occupation ? Or , better still ! como , settle down , And incept n D. D.'s station. " "Well , Dad , I have thought of the law , But they say it's all overdone. As for pill < ! why , every ono knows It's the hardest work under the sun. A parison'i ) robe would never fit On a man that Is built like mo ; For hovt would it look on a ho&t short-top That plays in the B. B. C. ? So I'm encaged nt two thousand n year , And signed the papers , too , To stand behind the bat and catch For the club from Kalamnroo. " "Twothousand a yonrft Thoold manstires It makes his heed to eing. And ho just 1m sense to mutter aloud : "Kduca'.iou'ua wonderful thing ! " MAT , in Puck. Continuo to send your old shirts to tin heathens. A crnnk Is a man who will give $10 for nn old Bible when he can gat a much better ouo for forty cot.ti. Now Orleans Picayune. Missouri Valley Times : A rather uncoutl friend of ours \\.ii describing to ono of our ministers thssmhlan death of u neighbor , whou the minister at-kcd : "Did ho die in Jesus ! " "Oh , no , " paid our frioud , "ho kicked out in the granary. " The sotvta in \Vestorn Church are set on pivots , like those in a dry goods store. Thi miablea the fair wonhippar , Vthn sits pretty well up front , to turn around nnd conut th number of new boi nets iu tha house without Kcrewing her head oil utmost , and poi homo with a stiff neck. Norristowu Her ald. Parson Glenron made a pastoral call nt Col , Percy Yirgcr's matuion , on Austin avenue last week , nnd th conversation turned on tha vanity of all earthly thing- . "Ye ? , and ho gets it when ba patronizes church fair , " remarked young Sam Yerger , who happened to ba In the room. A vociferous ttilenco sceired to pervade the vicinity for about tou minutes. Texas Sift- iugs. Opening the proceedings of political conven lions with prayer la an observance of which lecency will aeon require the abolition. The irocccdingg , the passions nnd thoughts of ; hose encaged , often the temper in which they isten , make the ollerlng of prayer a mockery. \t a convention held two or three weeks gen n Indiana como good hits in the prayer wcro 'rooted by loud applan'o , which probably did lot altogether satisfy the clergyman when ho : amo to think It over. "You ought to belong to a oLurch iholr. " "But I can't sing. What j > ut the idea of ny belonging to the clnir into your load ? " "O nothing , except that I was reading the ither day that u San Fr.incuco church t ro- HMO * to introduce harp music into the choir , mil there U not much difference , you know , lotweou n harp und a lyre , sol thought I'd ust inalio Hid sug < uition , Texas SiftiiiKS. "How's dat ar hey ob mim comin' on in do Sunday-school ? " nked Sun Johusing of thu tovnonil Aminidtd ] Elilechon of the liluo -i lit Colored t.ilierniclo. "Ho comes up ntahty slow with the collects" ' 'Fo.ih God , [ 11 tan IIH black hide. I gibs him n dime cb- iry Sunday to pit In Jo pinto. " Pvm > n Bled- 100 cxplainocl the dlfTorcnro betwon the iv col- ( * ( .t nud a collection , whereupon Sitm s-v d , 'Dar'w no uin crowdiu1 the boy , I neb- tor bad no talent for 'Hgioiivhcnlvvna a ) oy , " Ijriht July. Jho's bnrely twenty , and her eyoa Ani very soft i ud very blue ; ; Iur lipt eeom made for Bvveet replies IVrhapH tholr in.idn for ItitwCH , too ; Her lltllj teeth arti vvh'to as pearl ; Her IIKHU aspires to thu tly ; } ho really U n charming girll At.lJ [ udorid her last July. iVo danced end swam nnd bowled and walked ; Shu lot ia > ) brpio- her liimor tips ; I'ntraiicod 1 llntonoJ vvhtMi eha talked , And trash socmod wisdom from her lip.i ; [ runt bur loses till.my purse Was drained , 1 found , completely dry ; [ longed to slug her charmes in vor o But all thU vat ) last July. Df course , nt last wo had to pnrt ; I fuw rv tfiir drop on her check ; [ loft ho wltu nn aching honit , Au < l dreamt about hur for a week ; Hut out of mtht ; is out of mind , And somehow , na th'itimo went by , Much fidnti'r I bi > gan to ( iuil The tncuiory of last July. Inly haa coma Again at ln t With siitmnor gowm the rocki are gay ; [ t Hoemcd nn echo of the pist To n.ciit her on the besch to-day ; jho's even f/virtr / than of yore ; And > tt I c'oiihl not tell you why [ find tlm girl an awful bore So long it U rinco lu-it July. Ono of Commodore Garrison's daughters if mid to lie cnsagad to Mr. Ch.inilon , nf the : hamp3lgu firm of Moot & Ch.mdun , 0. P. Huntlm.'ton , tlio mlllionairo rnilroad aing , wns qulslly married ti > Mrs , A. D. Wor- < hum at Now Vork Saturday inomlntr , Kov. Henry Wurd Boucher ofllulatlnt' , It U an open secret at St. Putcnburg that t U intcndiil , In prcco < i of timi ) , to aiiango i > iiftnlagobatweon the Czar witch and 0110 ( f ho younger daughter * of ttivCrowu Prince ol Jeimivny. Tliu nevvly-ai > nolntocl ir.lnUtcr to Gennuny Ion. John A. IVIKVOII , long lisa been n * oiri ! or for tlio lumd if Mr. FrolinRliuydunV laughter , whose main objection , possibly no t'imivml ' , haa been going to live with him ft' ho wiut , Girln , vvhoii you marry , ba sura to wed a big trorg , heMthy mini. While in ulna cartu on if ten ho won't luliig ; up tha oo | , ho'll com u liandf In the fall to sit on all b'o filled wi 1 Uitmnn Ixavea to preea thorn. lladclphu Jlironlclo-llcrulil. TTho latest po lp nbout Mrs. Senator Fnl t that elm it about to nuiry tha bocloty oJItit f a Ban FrnucUco journal , She In sti'l ' com parntlvely young , and has solid charms In the shape of $3,000,000 , received from tha senator at the time of iicr divorce. A Delaware young man whoso glil wont back on him and yet refused to glvo up the engagement ring , sued her for It , whereupon her father sued the young man for the iuol , light , and moali that were connnmcd during the courUhlp , as well no the fodder and corn for his horse , and the case was decided in the old man's favor , CoU'MiiU , H. C.Tnly 13. Ilov. J. O. Lind say , D. D , , performed the marrlago ceremony In n novel manner nt Mt , Cnrmcl , In Abbo- villo county , S. C. , in the marridgo of Miss Lucy ICogets , of Abbovillu county , to Mr. David Fl w , of Moclonburg county , N. C. The contacting parties are mutes , nnd could neither hear thojiroAchor nor answer him ex cept by tlghs , The manner of conducting the ceremony was In this way : The questions for the groom and brldo wcro written on foparato sheets of paper , and at the proper tlmo each read the slip on which was written the ques tions which the prorichor asked before tlio au dience in the usual manner. The rosponces were signalled , and a sister of the brldo spoke for the preacher by lgns In the request to join hands , and the benediction was pronounced upon tha loving couple , who heard none of it. The contracting parties are both lilahly i duca- ted , and their misfortunes will likely bo for gotten amid their joys , HINaUliAIUTIKS. It la said that the winga of the common (1 ( vibrato at the ratn of , ' 130 strokoa pnr second and these of the mosquito nbout 2000 time ? . From Tillls have boon received particular of nn extraordinary hall storm in the dletric o ] F.rlwan , The average weight of the hall stones wai a pound , and In xlza they were ni largo as tha cgg of goo-o. Their number wai sn crrert as to obstruct the courea of streams. Forty lives were lost nnd 70 houses completely ruined by the torn pest. The damage is esti mated at 300,000 rubles. About f > J miles west of Teheran fell a mcto orlto five years ao , oancornlng which the cliia doctor of the shah haa just mada n report , The fctona belongs to thu family of the Syss ! doras , nud identical with the < o which full at Bare < v , In Spain , in 1812 , nnd nt K thorvillo , Iowa , in 1879 , and with these which were found in Bolivia nud Wsstulnlia lu 1855 and iu Novvtou county , Ark. , iu 1SGO. In the northeastern island of Terra dc' Fuego the Un people ) , who iutcrmtrrv frequently quontly with the moro southern Ynh < ana ( as they are called by the English inlssioiiarios ) nro the tallest race m the world , according to thu Froncii Mission to Cupo Horn report , pre sented t > the Academy of Science , Paris , by Dr. Halm. In Btnck and fpeech this tall poo- pi o appear closely relatoJ to the Patagonians of the continent. A curious chicken is on exhibition at Den vcr , Col. This small anomaly la doscribsd as being Covered with down of n yellowish character - actor , and having a Hat beak resembling n coaling or young duck , ono foot being webbed like that of n water-fowl , whllo the otVer I not. Tall feathers of n soft cnaracter are ou about an inch and a half. But the must Htrlking features are the complete nbsanco o uyes or any formation indicative of Ihotn , and the occuUrity of the wings , if they may bo so called. Tbo left ono la not jointed , but curves down the ride , terminating nt the broDBt bone ; the right ono is simply a stump , nbout half an Inch long. The little freak of nature ia evidently healthy , ia guided alto gether by the parents "cluck" anil in feeding takoa its position close to thimothor'r head. An Egyptian Mummy was dissected nt Cornell university recently. It wai uiven to President White by Consul General Pomoroy , who obtained it nt the necropolis iu upper Egypt. A French eciontiht translated the hieroglyphics on the case and found that tha body enclosed was tlutof a man named 1'enpl , who lived in the 23d dynasty , nbout SOU years B , C. Tha bandages about the body were of a yellowish color , about 10 feet Ions' nnd four iuchea wide , anil were made of linen and fringed nt the ends. They were but ou very symmetrically , ono laver being crosswise , the next up and clown. The head was found to bo iu a good state of preservation ; the hair had been shaven closely , but on the baik of the nead a little could be teoia , which was of a sandy color ; the board also could ba re cognized. The face was of a medium size with a low forehead , a lloman nose and rather high cheek bones , nltogethor n good looking face , taking the man's uyo into con sideration. As the unwrapping was going ou n grain of wheat , well preserved , waa found. Between the legs parts of the viscera , which had boon t.ikcu from the body , were found carefully wrapped in linen cloth. The body was hard nnd of dark brown color , five fuot and tivu inches in hight , and the naila of the fingers and toes were as perfect as when the body was placed in its narrow limits A num ber of small beetles that had bored their way through the case were found among the bandages. _ _ _ _ _ _ THE TWIN TOWNS. rho Growth nml Ocncrnl Prosperity of the SluiiiHso Towim ut' Ncnialin. vorrespomlonco of Tim BIB. : SOUTH AUIIUUN , July 17 , 1834 Wo : ontinuo to receive and road your 3xcolluiit paper , and , without attempting ; o tl.Uter , or make comparisons , "which ire odiua" voica this community and , ho intelligent reading public oE the itato , by sayhiij you publish the par ox- : ollonco journal of this atato , in this , , hat it moro nearly reflects the real lontlmonts of our people , and other live luostions of the day , than any other > apcjr in the atnto. The crops in this portion of the atnto ire moro promising than Ima boon wit- icsaod for years ; especially corn , which 3 our backbone of wealth. The liny crop ia largo , nud with n full realization of the present prospect for ; orn , wealth must teem into thu pockets } f our thrifty nnd industrious fanners. Our small fruit crop was never bettor. Our apple crop in fully equal to that of my previous year This and adjoining soimtio ! ) will bo able to furnish largo iiuautitics of the vary beat quality of : \ppu3 ! for export this season. It would bo well for your fruit denlora to boar this in mind whou ordering their auppliea , Our town boom is rather quiet at pro mt , especially the north end , or Auburn u wo call It. Several reasons might bu ijlvoii for this. Ono ia particular which ivo may bo critblsed by our own pcoplo for mentioning , but tt remains a fact , nevertheless.Vo refer to the Bullish courau piirjuid btlio assumed guardian uf this town the Post. The COIKKO of snid journal is aovertdy condemned by Dttr puopln when it challenges tlio mo- tires of any mm : or not of men who Invent iu this or the south aide. It is not our protinco o ruiect money and men , if ihuj aid iu bnlldlug up either end nf our common center , whether they \ro Church IIowo men or not. And in alluding to our champion , Ghurch Howi * , permit mo to say tlmt iho prominence ho has assumed iu national politics makes us fool proud and built up , nnd it teems now to bo con ceded on all hands that Mr. llowo CHH wdwill take the delegation from thn xmnty to the congressional convention , in hia inlcroitB for rongrrsaman. Why should this uot bt ? What has Mr. Woivcr done ? Whora is ho. und vho vcould know accept they should ook at the coiigrceslonRl diructory that io wnsour congressman ? On the other hand if Church succeeds 10 would bo a national character , known Tom IMnino to California , as ho is to * lay. Some ofjdhuroh'a moro politic friends anile this public announcement of hia imposes not wise , but wo know no good an coaio of "hiding our light under a mihel , " and vro are dotorminud to bo ecu und hoard nt the Beatrice convonj j ton , August , 20 , 1834. I YJUTJ for Hirtino nnd his Kobraska Manager , ' * ' 'CTOE31 By Uio use of thla ALL MMEDT , the Btom- aoh nnd Uowoto O5" npecdlly regain their otronrrth , and the. inn blood Is purified. 4 It Is pronounced bv' ' I LIVEB I hundreds of the beit BLADDER doctors to bo the ON * I AND I LY OTJHJ3 for all klniU of Kidney Difl- TJIIINARY I OBOANQ It Is purely I DHOPOV table , and cures when CJIIAVEL other medicines fall. It is prepared ex BRiorcr-a pressly for thece dis DIBEABB eases , and has never PAINS been known to fall. IN Ono trial will oon- THE vlnco you. Tor oalo by aU druBKisto. HACK zoms on Send for 1 BIDE Pamphlet of Tooti. i BIQEASCa menials. .jj OK. HOK-HETENTION CO. , OP 4 Profldonco , It. I. Health andJHappiifess DO AS OTHERS HAVE DONE. Are your Kidneys disordered ? "Kldnoj Wort brought me from inj urato. on It wprc , nf ter 1 hAxl been clren p bj 13 beat doctors In Detroit. " 41. W. Dev truui , ilechanlc , Ionia , Hich. Are your nerves weak ? "nidney VTort cured me from nervous wfafc < tc .nftc'r I vva not exported to Hv / ' Mrs. )1. U. D. Uoodvrln , Kd. Chrtitmii Monitor , ClercUud , O. Have you Bright's Disease ? "KMnoj Wort pnrrd mo when mr nater wasjust like clulk anil then like blnoil. " Tr.ink Wilson , r Suffering ? from Diabetes ? "Kidiwy-Wort Is tl.s most sucivsf ul remedy I ban ever usod. Qirefl almost Immcdlato relief. " Dr. 1'LUlIp C. llallou , iluuLton , Vt. Have you Liver Complaint ? "Kidney-Wort cured mo vt chronic Llcr Illscast s after 1 mixyod to die. " lU-nry VVard , lati Col. cJthKat. GuardN.Y. Is your Back lame and aching ? * 'ludney-Wort , (1 ( bottle ) cured me whcu 1 vtoaso uno 1 hod to loll out ot bed. " p. M. TiUlmage , Mllivanlico , WIs. Have you' Kidney Disease ? "ICidney-Woit mndi mo sound milter and kidneys -fter years of una iccesaful floctorinff. Ita worth $ Wabox.-Sam'l Uodgc" , VVIlllamstown , West Va. Are you Constipated ? "Kidney-Wort causes ea y c acuatIolls anil cured no after 10 jcors u o ot other inrdlclnc * " Kelson Tali-child , bt. Albans , Vt. Have you Malaria ? "Kidney-Wort LM done butter than nny other remedy [ have cvor used In my practice. " Dr. It. K. Clark , South Hero. Vt. Are you Bilious ? "Kidney-Wort haa done mo moro good than any other remedy 1 bavo ror taken. " ' Mrs. J.T. ualloti ay , Elk Flat. Oregon. Are you tormented "with Piles ? "Kidney-Wort ittniianmtly curttt mo of bleeding piles. Dr. vV. O. Klttio recommended It to me. " Qco. II. Horut , Cuhlor il. Ilank , Jler town , Ta. Are you Rheumatism racked ? "Kldnvy-Wort curoa mo. af l r 1 wan Klven up to die by physicians and I hid suffered thirty j cars. " Uhrldge llalcolm , West Uith , Italne. Ladies , are you suffering ? "Kidney-Wort cured me of peculiar troubles of nereral jearBUndlnir. llany frlemls use anil praiw U" Kri. IL Ivunorcaui , Isl La llotte , Vt. If you would Banish Disease i and gain Health , Take THB BLOOD CLEANSER. Spa-ins , Eclampsy and Nervousness arc RALIGALLY CUBED BY MY METHOD. The Honorariums are due only after success. Treatment by Correepontlonco PEOF , BE , ALBERT , VwanlcdtbollntclMR C' ' > M Jlcdil for murlta b/ the "Sodotio S lonUlliiit | > fraucaUo , ' ( the French Sclontlflo Hocloty. O Plauo dtt 'i'l-one. ' , . O. l'AHIS. TH13 MILD I'OWiill OUKES. O M E O P A T H I C SPEOIFBCS. In nan 31 yoin. Each number Ihn ipc ' nl pr > KTliulmi of nil ninliioiit | iii5 > iii Inn ihn oily hiiujilc. Hifunlld Hiiro Mc-il iluc rurtliu p m le USV 1 llIMirAL M)9 , CUIlCd , I'UICE. I. | ' " " > pr < , Congestionlnll mntlon 'in f. tlnrini. nurmhnvpr , Wnrinlollo. . . ,2.1 ! > . { 'r liu f'nllr.or'rrrtlilneiirinluiiis .2.1 I. Illnrrlirn n ( i lilldri'ii orilnli u. % ft. ll ) pntnrv , Griping HUllon" ullc , . . .S3 tl , < < hol r&MiirliuoinllliiK . } I. CniiilH. full. Ilninfhllli yn \riimlKli , 'Inotliaohc. I nwarlir. . . , a.l ! l Ilonilnrhri.f-U'lc llendaehpn.tillKn , 'iH tit. Djtpciuln. Illlllntis Mnnini li 25 Jl. Miiiiircd | or I'aliifii ! I'rrlnd * ' 'ft 12. Ulilln. tooI'rnfiMo I'cilmln . 'jn J'j liroiin. Cough , Dimcult llrenlhlnaft II. Kn | | Ilhrnin , Krrnlpt'lai , ! rillI long , , jft 1.1. Itliviini.illiiii. lUicuiiniil.i J'ulim. . . ! .2.1 in. I'nrrrunit AciifI hillKorfr./EIIPS .SO 17 I'llri. tllliiilurlilcnllnR . . . .AO in. ( 'nrnrrli. aontnorvbroiilci ] nniirnz no J't Vvhiioplnf : Conili , ilolvntccitiRhv. . .no 21 Ucucrnl lirhllltv , riij lcal Wt > akn ts.no 27. Ridnej Ili > rn > i > . . . . . . . . no "H , lervoin llpbllllr , l.'HI .11) . Urlnnrv Wi-nlmrl * . WettliiRliifilicd .no : U. IMionroorilio llnnrl. ralplmilon. 1.IIU -oM h/ilniRgUt" . nrfent by tha CRUP. orsln- rli Mv , frcn of rhnrRc. on receipt or price Hi-iict for Ilr Iliminlirnv * Rnnlion | ili-n"i ftci ( UliaKf > > inUnllliiitrntri1 CnlnliiRiie t'lff.HT Addri , JlmiMilii ry ' Ifniniiujinllilc Mud. - I'm , mil Fiiltnn Hiroi-i Srw Vnrk 17 St. Chnrlcs S < . , St. Louis , Mo. rrcultr crftdoAto of IH Mrdirnl Ciillrfct , ijti I ei n loortr untgrJlQ lh ll-fCUIIICHUueiit of Cmtomr Ntitoii BKIN st.O lluooji Pi.ittivtbBa ftor ulher rklilflia la fat Louli. * u ellj | | n lie n4 > ll ull i , > i.lrmi tauw Nervous Protlrallon , Dtbliliy , Mental nnd Physical1 Weakness i MercurUI and other Alice , tlons of Throat. Skin or ( Jones , Blood Poisoning , old Sores and Ulcers , ro irr tt < t iu , unr > r > u < i ] aaM ioaliu > iifl uaa.rlDci | ! < l i i-telj - nii.iilr. ' 8"'e * D ' ° m ndlscrollon , Excess. . - , t ii \VHIVI u j ir | ) tir | LIQu rUm.cnr. ' F Murrl.jo Improper or unhappy .73 . ' " ' " > " * l' phl lSil ( i .jt , | on Ibt UrV s . i .S4 " "n'y"1 ' ' " * . ! ' "TnWri i. Couiultmlonnet. , .ecrtiyunnfre , niotliea | IfrlM farijuullom. A Positive Wrhten Guarantee tlreiln > ll cirtblt ctiet. U Jlelotnnl .tetj.h.r. . Vamphlati , EnalUh or Oorman. el P J < II. d criblog bov dUtaiet , in dale or femalt , MARRIAGE GUIDE ! ICO fun , Oc < rUtts. llluitrUrd | g cloth > l > < ! ( lit tlidlm. Kf.vaiHjfl poiuui HUP. i f r micri , J5o. TtU l.ol coDUlu H tki curltui , duutiful cr luunl.ltlu D | u JOG. . A txok otrcti LI I to ill , llctUiL jr Bittl IU tJrlst , ft. Owing to the increase in our business we've admitted to the firm Mr Edwin Daviswho is well and favorably known in Omaha.This will enable us to han dle an increased lists , of property. We ask lIT those who' have desirable - | rable property for > 4 % saleto place the same with us. The new firm will be EfcEAL ESTATE BROKERS. 213 South 14th St ,