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    OMAHA DAIL * BEE MONDAY JUNE 23 , 1884. I
A Dnnccrons Case ,
nocnraTKRJnnel , 1SS4 , "Ttn
YtirjnROl wan nil cke4 with the motl
Intense and deathly pslnilnmy bnokand
"Extending to the end of my toes xm
my brain I
"Which mndo mo delirious 1
From agony.
"It took three men to hold mo on m
bed at timbsl
"Tho doctors tried in valntoroliovo mo
But to no purpose.
"Morphino nnd other opiates
"Had no offoctl
"After two months I was given up t
die.
die."When
"When my vrifo
hoard a neighbor toll what Hop Bitter
had done for her , she nt once got nnd gay
mo somo. The first dosp cased my brain
and seemed to go hunting through m
system for the pain.
"Tho second dose cased mo so mnc'
that I elopt two hours , something I hat
not done for two months. .Before I hat
used five bottles , I was well nnd nt work
as hard ns any man could , for over three
weeks J but I worked too hard for my
strength , and taking n hard cold , I was ta
ken with the most ncuto nndpainfulrhou
matism all through my systo-n that was
over known. I called the doctors ngain
nnd otter several weeks , they loft mo a
cripple on crutches for lifo , as they said.
T mot a friend nnd told him my case , nni
ho said Hop Bitters had cured him anc
would euro mo. I hooped at htm , but ho
was so earnest I was induced to use them
again. In loss than four weeks I throw
away my crutches andwont to work light-
t 1 ly nnd kept on usint ; the bitters for five
I weeks , until I became ns well ns any man
living , and have been so for six year
since , It also cured my wife , who hat
been so for years ; and has kept her am
my children , well nnd hearty witl
from to to three bottles per year. There
is no need to bo sick at nil it thesobltters
are used. J. J. BF.IUC. Ex-Suporviaor.
"That poor invalid wife.
"Sisterl
"Mothorl
"Or daughter !
"Can bo made the picture of health I
"With a few bottles of Hop Bitters !
"Will you let them Buffer ? "
An
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dl ordrlerih I > ltt.tlri Orfinl. A f.wdrcftlniMrt ft dvlktuii fltvor
14 . flut 9f cUup tk , . KR ! to Alt lunu.r dunk. Try II. ftn < t
iMvtr. f f ettj&u/.tu. Atk Tour rro .r f > r aninlit rot ILtpauat
uiutitiiu.i tDIL / o. if mtornii Soxs.
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Ulnno Mango of Desert.
It lsoa lly picpsrcdln
\ few minutes , anil can
bo used with or with
out milk. Hoclpoi ( or
joth way * for liUno
tlaiiKoand for Custardi
Puddling , ota , nccim-
pany each can. Illdgo's
Food Is put up In tin
cans , four sizes , relati
ng at 85o. , 850. , $1.25
ind 8.7S by all Otug ,
glnsana sjso b ) many Urocinv. WOOUUC1I & 00. ,
t ou overy'label. For pamphlets Jso. , address tWool
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GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY.
UIVOU8
aiSITALLOSB
OF MANLY ViaOR , Spstmatorr
ijhooa , eta , when all other romc
Jdlcs fall. A. curt guaranteed.
' /81.CO / a bottle , largo bottle , foui
times the quantity , 15. Ily ox-
prooa to any address. Bold by
alldrugglits. KNOLISII MEDI-
OAL INSTITUTE , Proprietor ! , H8 Olive Street , Bt.
ouln , Mo.
"I bavo sold Sir Aitley Cooper's Vital Restorative
or year * . Every customer epoaka highly of It. I
nhcalUtlnglycndorse It as a remedy cii true merit
"aV dOODJUH , DrUgRlS
aV.l 1883 vlS-mtitt.
THE POWER OUKEB.
In use OJ yours. Each number the jpoclnl prc-
erlptlon of an nmtnont physlulnn. Ilia only
Hlmplo.Hnruniid8ura Medicines for the p'oplo
usr rumcri-Ai , nos. cones. riucE.
J. Krrors , ConjvtlonIiiilnmntipn ! , , . . . 25
if. Worms , \Vnrjirltivor , Worm V.UI1U. . . ' .1
: i. < 'r > III j Colic , or Teething of Infants . 'J.1
' J. Illarrlicn of Children or Sdults 2.1
n. l V Piitnrv. arlpln IjIMIouiigollc , . . "
'H. fteurliln , Tootlincho. 1 nccncho ,
U. HenJaclicn , Kick ] loiufnclic . Uulgo . 'J. %
1(1. Di.popiln. lllllloiis btoinach. . . . . . . .2.t
11. hiinpresicd or I'nlitpil IVrlodn , "ft
12. VVlillns , tool'rofuso rirlods , . . . . ' _ ' 5
1.1. 1'fiMlp. Cough , Dinioillt Ilrontlilnir , . . . . 'J. %
1 I. Halt illiniiin , rryslpolas , r.ruiitlons , " '
15. Itliciuiiulliiii , Hliciinmllo 1'Dhn. . . ,
_ II. Forer nnd Asm1. Chill , ! fll >
17. IMIcs , IIUndorlllccdliiK , . . . ! . * . * . . .tllf
111. Cntnrrli. nontu or chronic ) Inniirma nil
Sit.Vlmn | > liia < 'IMICI | , violenteouRhi. . . , AO
Z I. Unncrnl Oi'lilllty , 1'hyslcal Wvulcuoan.no
Kldnov'
! t7.
Yt > . S.1HI
[ > . tlflnnrv Wpnlint , UVtflnKtlic > bcJ .5I
2. Itl.cnuooriliollcnrl , 1'alpUntlou. lU )
bold by druEglxts. or sent by the Caso.Orsln <
pli viol , fren of chnrRo , on receipt or price.
HcndforDr.IIiiiiiiiliroVH'llimlian Dlncnxn&c.
aee lnlso Illiulmii-d l.'iltnliiijiinifMKU.
dri-M , lliiMMiirin | ' lluiiiuiiiiiilliln Mco.
< v > . lOOI'nlinn Hirrcl. IVnw York.
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GASH
GIVEN AWAY
Bmoken of Dlackwell's Oenulna
Dull Durham BniokUig Tobacco will
rocelvo 1'rcniluinn as follows on
5OO term * nnd condltlona Iicroepociaodt
S2,000
3d " $1,000
US other Prointninii an huoehovrn.
TUB 25premlumi rill bo awardal
December 2J , IBM. tut rrcmlum
KOOH to the in'reon from-wliomwo ro.
cclve the larirotuuiubcrof our empty
tobaoco batrs friar la mt. Ii 1'd will
bo irlven fortlio next larifeflt number
attd thua. la ths order of tlia number
of empty bam received from each.
to the twcntr.flva cuccuiuful con
testant * . lUch bair muet bear our
oriirlnil Dull Durham label. U. B.
' W7O lUjvcuuu itarap , and Caution Notice ,
I ! Dan limit Iwdnuo up ncurt.ly In a
WOO package , with name and addrotw of
Bender , and iniuilxr of biurg contain.
ill etl. plainly nmrkM on tun outildo ,
and muni bo nciit.chirw * | reiuld , ta
Itliirlmvll' * Dttrliiiin Tnburra
W2O Co. , DuuiiiM.N O. Ilvirytcenuino
lackaini ba plctitrt ) of Hull
tvw our ueit aniKiiinceiitdiL
It .
Chartered by IheSuteoJIllS.
now fop theexprctipurpose
of glvlncimmedlate rcllello
| cll chronic , urinary and prt-
yate diseases. Gonorrhoea ,
QleetandByphillslnBll their
complicated forms , olio all
diseases of the tikln and
HIood promptly relieved and
permanentlycurcd by reme
. . m * , - Seminal
Weakness , tfitbt L co by Dreams , Pimples on
, ,
itna ezi > crl itnli. . The epproprlcte rem
Hstonco utcd In each ease , Consultations , per.
Bonal or by letter , sacredly confidential. Lied *
islnts sent by Mall and Express , Nornarkaoo
paduge to indicate cootcnti or tender , Addretn
.IAWESNo. 204Wajhlnnon ! GI. ,
COAL-FED OCEAN FLYERS ,
How the Great Steamships Eat Up
Tons of Fuel ,
The OroRoii'fl Thrco Hundred nnd
Fifty Tons ny Iho American
EconomlrcB with Tli' t
Now York Journal.
"You want to sco our furnaces ? " sa'd '
Ohief Engineer Dover , of the America.
"Woll , EO down there , " pointing to a
narrow Iron sWtway which appeared an
integral part of the great engines.
Amoni the many hundreds who have
visited the row steamship and wandered
over from atom to atom , poor'nfj ' InH her
boiihs , pacing her decks and ruloons ,
only a few havogono into her or'.lno-
rooms and only the Jourv r , ropii/
nkccl permission to visit the loffor region.
In company with an oilstainod engineer
the reporter wont down "thoro. " Stair
way after stairway was trodden with an
uncertain stop , for ovoiyth'ng ' from the
rJ'i to tl.o flti' 3 was slippo/ from \'Y-
orous roKshiii' ' . The on&inoor solved
the difficulty of safe and speedy Ic emotion -
tion by sliding down the rails on hii
hands.
Forty foot down the darkness was made
moro visible by the shining mnchinoiy in
all directions. Before the fire region can
bo reached a lantern has to bo lighted.
Then n row of stokeholes is soon. They
are dead and dark wl''lo In rjl'i b
once lighted every furnace burn wit'i '
out cessation , being kept full of fuel by '
relay of a score of men whoso solo duty
in to shovel the black food into the wide
glaring furnace mouths.
"About how much coal does the Am
erican carry with her on each voyage ? "
"Woll , " replied the chief engineer ,
"nearly 1,050 tons , but wo load In about
1,400 tons , because wo'vo generally got
250 tons on bind. "
"What coal do you use ? "
"When wo load in Liverpool wo gen-
jrally put in South Wales coal , common-
y called Nixon's navagotion coal. On
; his aide wo take in the Eureka bitum-
nous coal. "
"How much coal do you burn a day.
"About 190 tons , but the oxaot quanti-
y depends of course on the kind of coal.
3omo coal burns away fast ; but never
nind , wo'vo got to pile it on or the f ur-
laccs would got too low.
"How many furnaces hti the Amor-
oaf"
"Only thirty-nino. That don't noom
nany compared with the Oregon's
iovonty-two , docs it ? Our stokeholes are
n double rowe , with nine on each end.
jxcopt the forward which has twolvo.
rho coal is received from barges at the
lido of the ship and stored in three
bunkers close to the furnaces. The fore
bunker holds 500 tons , the middle 740 ,
ind Iho aft 305. The three bunkers con
tain 07,121 cubio foot.
"On the voyr jo are you constantly
feeding the furnaces ? "
"Yes ; they are fed in rotation , every
thirty minutes. The stokers clnan ou
; ho fires and supply now fuel , generally
ihrowing in twelve or fifteen shovelfuls
it a time. But the America , in compari-
on with the other great ships , is a small
luiiior of coal , considering the speed she
[ ots. Why , the Oregon , who only made
ivo hours bettor time than the America ,
mrns about 320 tons a day. Wo claim
hat this sb'p ' will got great speed with
imal ! power ? "
"Why ? "
"Because of her Hnoa. Look at her
lose as sharp ai a razor. She wouldn't
jruiflo the water , but cut right through
> t. Then , her stern ; it's almost as sharp
is her bow. Then , her straight model is
perfect. All this helps her speed , which
: an bo increased easily without any enormous
mous expenditure of coal. "
The Oregon , originally a Uuion steam
ship , and at present the fastest vessel
afloat , having made her trip in six days
ind ton hours , WRI transforod to the Ou-
nard lino. Ono of the reasons for her
sale was her enormous consumption of
coal. On even her fastest voyage she
consumes nearly 1,000 tons of coal , the
cost of which for a round trip would
nmount to about $10,000 , ,
All the transatlantic racers cost heavi
ly for coal. The cost for fuel is largely
increased by the fact that all the steam
ship lines wink at racing on the ocean.
The captuins of bin ; steamers put them
selves on record m to fast passages. The
passengers take part in the general enth
usiasm of a rnco. A go-aa-yon-ploaio
contest on the ocean between the great
steamship racon is of sufllciont interest
to exclude all thought as to the cost for
fuel ncccesary to push the ships at their
best speed.
The America burns an average of ci'ht [
tons of coal an hour , and reckoning her
[ general speed nt'40 ! ! miles a day , she
consumes about 2j- tons of coal per
mile.
mile.Tho
The great ocean races are , the Amori
en 0,00i ) tons ; the Arizona , Austral Oity
of Chicago , and Gormania , each 5Of , 3
tons , the Aurania , Oregon , Alt-ska , and
Servia , each 7,000 tons , and the nalatial
City of Homo of 8,000 tons. These Hy
ing eagles of the Atlantic consume thous
ands of tons of coal per day all the year
round.
SUDDEN CHANGES.
Changes hf toraporturo are apt to occa
sion dangerous nilbcliona ; in the full-
blooded , apoplexy is to bo feared. All ,
both young and ogod , should have BHAN-
DIIKTH'II FILLH ready j they are novor-
failing. When you have pain in the
lioad , are dizzy , feverish , rheumatic , , or
otherwise affected , take from three to
ton , according to bulk of individual. In
twenty-four hours , or loss time , you will
bo content. Constitutions are much
uliko. Vertigo , dizziness , and pain can
come only when impurity ot the blood is
too much for "tho life'1 in us to carry
without a struggle. And it is this struggle
that DIIAMWKTII'H PILLS aid , and no mis
takes are made when you merely take
nway impurities from the blood.
H Vi > y Old NIolct
Philadelphia Call.
Nicolmi smokes "two-fors" two for
it dollar.
The Kind ot Man Wanted ,
Cambridge Trllmuo ,
Jack Williams was a bravo sergeant of
a regiment which , undrillod and undisci
plined , had joined the army of the Potomac
mac just as the terrible campaign of 18G1
began. Before the army reached Peters-
berg , Jack comandcd his company , the
cantain nnd lieutenants having been
killed. His galantry was BO conspicuous
that ho was rocammordod for n captain
cy in the regular nrniy. Ordered before
un examination board at Washington ,
Jack presented himself , dressed iu a
toiled , torn uniform , with bronzed foco
and uncut beard. The trim , dapper olli-
ecu composing the board hud no er been
under fire or roughed it in the fold , but
they were ported in tactics mid in the
theory of nur. Though bhuckcd ull
Jack's unsoldiorly appearance , they askoc
him all sorts of questions about engineer
ing , mathomatcs , ordnance and camp.il
gns. Not a single question could Jacl
answer.
"What is echelon ? " asked ono of th
board.
"Don't know , " answered Jack ,
"What is abatis 1"
"Novcr saw ono. "
"A redan ? "
"You follows have got mo again , " re
plied Jack.
"Well , what is a hollow square
sir ? "
"Novor heard of ono boforo. Oucs
tnoy don't have them down at the front
do they ? "
"What would you do , sir , if you won
in con"r nd of a company and cavahy
hould charge on you ? ' nskod a llsp'nf '
fol'ow ' in while kids.
"Do , you fooll" thundered Jack. "J
world aivo them Ha" Columbh , fMt'i
wlmt I'd dol"
'iV'i ' ondc I the examination , nnd fie
report of the quoatiorn and answers , wi"
the adverse judgement of the b ( rd ,
were sent to President Lincoln. Hit
private socrolni/ r i the ici irt to him ,
and when ho came to the only rnswoi
Jack Imd given , the President s-id :
"Stop ? road that over again. "
' That's just the sort of men our army
vrnntsl" said the President , taking the
ropo-t nnd dipping h's ' pen in the ink
stand. On the b-ck of the paper ho
wrote in a clear hnnd :
"dive this men n captain's commis
sion. "
A. LINCOLN. "
a Blttr H v"-o propped by
T..1. . G. U. Si j S for h'g p iva utr
iiioir roputi 'on I su "i tf d- " that tnoy Invc
.ocoino onornl'y ' known ai t.mb.t nnpollz-
3 tonic , liowaro of conntorfc'ti. ASK yor :
ucor or duggist for the gonulno nrth-'c
ii .nufaclarcd by Dr. J. G. B. Slcpccrt &
Sons.
Under Both
Southern Bivouac.
The veteran , like Mark Twain's Ara-
> ian horse , looked as if ho wished to loan
against a fence and think , to lot memory
run back to the time when , in the late
war , ho served acceptably under the stars
and stripes of the union , and the battle-
cnns of the confederacy.
The interest in this strangely- varied ox-
) orionco is much enhanced bee-use ho
luccoodod in escaping court-martial , and
) ecauso , unlike most veterans , ho cannot
)0 persuaded to toll his story oi the war ;
iut could this rotlconco bo overcome , it
vould bo substantially as told for him Ly
> no who served with him in the cavnl j
> rnnch of the confederate service.
The young men of his neighborhood
vroro loyal to the flag which their Wau-
tuga rog imont helped to consecrate in
ho revolution cf ' 70 , and , as a conso-
[ uonco of this devotion to the union , were
tiding in the mountain rendezvous , somo-
vhoro between Oroonvillo and llogors-
pillo , and were looked upon by the south
ern people as bushwhackers.
Ho was the captain's companion , and
nras with him ono day when a company
} f southern cavalry dashed unexpectedly
ute the retreat , the captain was killed ,
ovoral wounded nnd our friend was
nndo captive. The rebels gathered up a
ot of cuttle , some bacon in impressed
earns , ate every cooked article of feeder
or miles around , drank ovoiy drop of
vhisky in that part of the countiy , nnd
lion turned thoic horses heads toward
lioir camp in Hawkins county. When
Ins vras reached our oaptivo was forced
nto the confederate service , but not unwillingly -
willingly , for na ho did not comprehend
> olitical question , it mattered but little
o him if ho added to his stock of igno
rance an acquiescence in the principal
ivhioh the Southrons called "StatoRights"
o long as the country was as pleasant
as his own mountain homo , nnd the pros-
> oct for something to oat and drink even
nero promising than it was at homo.
His command was marched through
Cumberland Qap into Kentucky , fought
at Porryvillo , skirmished around Dan-
rillo , nnd then marched back a ain , con-
ended with the enemy nt Stone River ,
Chattanooga , Knoxville , Winchester ,
EIngorstown , Hnrtinsburg , Abingdon , in
'act , traveled , soldiered nnd fought in
Kentucky , Thnnoesoo , Alabama , Goor-
; ia , Virginia , West Virginia , and Mary-
and , spent some of the best years of his
ifo in the ranks of the confederate sold-
cry without knowing or caring for whit
.hoy fought , but always with evident
enjoyment of the excitement of the
skirmish and battle. Ho was n general
'avorito and was exempted from the labor
of wood-chopping , or the drudgery of
cooking , but submitted uncomplainingly
o the imposition of moro than his share
of blankets nnd rations when on the long
marches , because ho well knew that the
others were called upon to do the brunt
of the fighting.
If ho could bo made to speak , ho
doubtions would complain that many of
, hoaa who served him under Forrest ,
Wheeler Pogram , or Fitz Lee , scarcely
; ivo him nlook of recognition as they
ias , though his poverty compels him
itill to near his wnr clothes , nnd could
10 know that the creator number of them
iiwo assumed titles which they neither
were in 1801 , nor won on the field of
jattlo , und that others having turned
away from the burial of the Confederacy ,
iut on eaakcloth nnd ashes , and nro now
loing penance pleasantly with the salar-
es nnd perquisites of ollico under the
( ovornmont they attempted to shatter.
Jould ho know these things , ho would ,
lorhaps , not bo displeased at the follow-
ng account of his conspicuous absence
rom his command during the waning
lay of the Confederacy. The controling
ng powers ordered that ho bo transfer-
d from a Tennessee to a Kentucky com-
iiand , and ho was on route to this when
ho Federals , who were after the salt of
ho Confederacy , captured him in the
troots of Abingdon , Vt. . and treated
lim so well that his patrotism. so long
onnant , revived a wonderfully , csposial-
y , at the sight of n plentitude of rations ,
nd UHhides tt pleasant to look upon iu
ho fading li < jht of State Rights as his
DWII free hills in East Tennessee.
Ho , therefore , became once moro n fol-
ewer of the old fla , and was with the
ogion in blue when the war closed , and
hen entirely useless ho was discharged ,
urned out , as it were , to die nucleated
> y all. Ho is now a decided believer in
ho peaceful ways of lifo ,
The story ended , the veteran gave us a
mpicious look out of his weary old eyes ,
hen a anickcr which broadened into a
ogular "hone laugh , " nnd showed a sot
af tooth on which any competent farrier
vould count years to the numborof twon-
y-thrco. Lot us leave the old horse to
hink on and lean , nnd lean , if ho plena ,
n the fence , because ho served well un-
lor two Hags. _
lloraford'ti Aold I'hoHphato ,
Incomparable In Blclc Headache.
Dr. Fred Iforner , Jr. , Salem , Va. ,
ays. "To relieve the indigestion rnd
o-called sick hcadacho and mental do-
irossion incident to certain atoges of
houmatisin , it is incomparable. "
This la What Noah Bald
3evnrnl Thouiauu llxchauxoa.
What iu fiu raw u a d y iu Juno ?
SUB BIt/VVED /
Why n Modest Mnldon Qnlcl'-'y Ac
copied a Piotty l'r ont.
Sanrranclgco Post.
On on Oakland boat the other daj
there WAS a couple that the most super
ficial or. orvor would sot down n spoony
The your" : man drew from hN pocket i
small jowoll c * o , andprcss' " ? ( bo apuV
displayed a handsome diamond r' g.
"THi la for you , doho said.
"Oh " she ' "how pro"
, myl" rop'M , :
nnd how kind ; bit I rr "y cru't nccoi
it. What would mn s-y ? "
"Oh , but you must accept it. I boughl
it for you. "
"But , oh , Ooorgol really , you know ,
how r-n I ? Ma doesn't ' a'W mo 13 t'kc
pr * .onf from gentlemen. "
"A1' ' right , t > ' . ; it's no use to mo. I''l '
give it to Mnry"
"WHt , Mirardy Smith , Uo hotrld
-headed tb'iutl ' Father tr > ' n she
should have it I'll bravo ma and accept. "
"Wouldn't that gal make a good T"-
don 'f she wn a iranl" remarked ono of
the dock hands who had overheard the
conversation.
r.ics
Piles are frequently preceded by A Bonso of
weight in the back , loins nnd lower pait of the
nb lomon.c.uislnR . the patient to ruppoeo he has
eoino affection of tbo kldnoya or iiDlghborlng
organs. At times , sym toms ot indiscstlon
nro present , as ilntuency , unoaeinosfl of the
ntomncli , etc. A molstcro llto perspiration ,
produc'nfr n Aory disagroonblo lulling partii.- ' .
Inrly at n'ght after cotttng warm in bed , In
very co-mon Attendant. Internal , External
and Itching i ylolil at once to tl'O applica
tion of Dr. . iko's Pile llomody , which nets
directly upon * ho parts ftffoctod , nbsorblnf ? the
tumors , nflaylng tno intense itching , and ef
fecting n permanent euro whore otlior remedies -
dies lutvo fnllod. Do not delay until the drain
on the system producoa permanent disability ,
but try It and be cured. Schrotor k Becht.
"Trado Buppllodby 0. B" Goodman. "
JIEU HAND WAS IN IT.
How a Modern Maiden Gvo He.
Swcctlicatt thoMUton.
Atlanta Constltutlan.
"Nancy , is George still flying nrouno
with you ? '
"Yes , mam , " answered the girl.
"Why , I thought you Hd given him
the mitten ? "
"I did several days ngo. "
"And ho still comes ? That's strange ;
yonng man usually flies all to pieces
and never speaks to the girl nain. "
"Ho seemed to like it , " said Nancy ,
) lu shingly.
"Woll , I can't understand him ; can
rou imagine why ho likes it ? "
"Don't know , man V turning very red ,
'UP'CIS it wa ? because my hand was in
ho mitten when I gnvo it to him. "
"Hum , that's enough , child. "
For seven years Aliens Brain Food has
teed the strongest test as to its merits In curing
fervousness , Nervous Debility nnd restoring
est powers to the Goncratho System , and , In
no instance lias it over failed ; test it $1 ; G
or 85. At drugciste. "
Enterprise In the Wild "Wc t.
Ian Francleco Chronicle ,
I have found a place that is moro go-
nliiad than Chicago ; a man who is moro
enterprising than the Chica oouo. It Is
n place away in1 the ilrizonn Torritoiy ; n
man who is postmaster thoro. T ho re
cognizes that ho is forty-eight hours bo-
lind the Western metropolis , and find-
ng the calendar unalterable , ha proposes
ho next best means of equalizing the
dates. Ho sends the following postal
card to the Chronicls business oflico-
DKAU Sin Please date our Chronicle two
lays ohoad of time , so they \vill re .h in the
day they nro piln-cd. Yours truly ,
I commend this idea to the Chicago
newspapers I spoke of last woek.
"That tired feeling" from-which you
luffor so much , particularly in the morn-
ng , is entirely thrown off by Hood's Sar-
Baparilla.
Antc-Bcllum Senators.
Brooklyn Union : Of the members of
members of the United States sonata at
; ho commencement of the late civil war ,
ind who took their scats nt the memora
ble first session of the Thirty-seventh
congress , July , 1801 , but twelve now sur
vive , n follows : Willard Saulsbuiof
Delaware ; Lyman Trumbull , of Illinois ;
James Ilarlan , of Iowa ; Samuel Q. Pom-
oroy , of Kansas Morton S. Wilkinson
ind Acury M. Rico , of Minnesota ; Dan-
el Clark of Now Hampshire ; James W.
fosmlth , of Oregon ; Edgar Cowan , of
'onusylvnnia ; Henry B. Anthony , of
thodo Islane ; John Sherman , of Ohio ,
Jnmcu R. Doolittlo , of Wisconsin.
A CARD. To all who are BUfTcrliiR from
ml luJUcrttlonaol joutli , nenom weakness , tatly
ccny. loaa oi uuiilioo I , eta 1 w 111 flciul a rccli o tlut
will euro you , fUKfi OK CHAUOK. Thli priat rcm-
d y was dlscov orod by n uil'Blonory In South Ameri
ca. Bend self oddicwcd envelop * to KBV. Jostu-ll T.
NWAS , Station D. Now York. < lf o in k oodjg
ITnrd I/IIICH for the
'eck'a Sun.
An enterprising Frenchman has located
n Chicago and opened up a dimple fac-
oiy. Now a good many people don't
enow what n dimple factory is. It is a
ilaco whore any ono can havq dimplci
nado nny where they may want them ,
low the Frenchman will over manage to
mild dimplci on the average- Chicago
shook is a problem that no ono has yet
> eon ublo to satisfactorily settle. Noth-
ng short of a hard cold ch'iol and a
sledge hammer will hauo any ofTect what
ever , and that is only discernable under
i powerful magnifying glass. That
' 'ronchmnn must have a good deal of
iluck uud patience to have opened a dim-
ilo factoiy in Chicago.
It is a fact that no medical work has
lad the sale equalled by "Tho Science
of Life , or , Self Preservation , " nor any
book of any kind since the publication
of Undo Tom's Cabin , thirty years ngo ,
Everybody lias it ; it is a necessity , See
advertisement.
Once In Four Ycaw.
'Tow ' Orleans Picayune.
Within the next few months orators
vill show that the countU fast going to
iloccs. Allot thu election the govern-
nont will brace up ngain and go on as
isual. _ _ _ _ _ _
Why Is It
'hat the Bale of Hood's Sarsaparilla con
inuoa nt such a rapidly increasing ; rate ?
1st ; Because of the positive curative
aluo of Hood's Saixtpanlla itself. _
2d : Because of the conclusive evidence
f remarkable cures effected by it , unsur-
lassod and seldom rqualled by any other
nedicino. Send to 0. I. Hood & Co. ,
Lowell , Mass. , for boon containing many
UttmtmU of curcj , ,
The Kidneys.
They nro the most important sec
retory organs. Into nnd through
the Kidneys flow the waste fluids of
tbo body , containing poisonous mat
ter taken out of the system. If the
Kidneys do not net properly this
matter is returned , the whole sy1-
ten becomes disordered nnd the fol
lowing symptoms will follow :
Ocaduclie , weakness , pain in the
small of back mid loins , flushes o
hent , chills , with disordered stomach
ach and bowels. You can tb orough
ly protect the Kidneys by BUR
DOCK : BLOOD BITTERS nn <
when nny of these symptoms mani
fcst themselues you can quickly ri <
vouruelf of them bv this ucst o nl
medicines for the Kidneys. BUK
DOCK BLOOD BITTESS nre sold
everywhere at § 1 per bottle , am
one bottle \vill prove their efficacy
Science of Life , Only $1,00
BY MAIL POSTPAID.
KNOW THYSELF ,
A. GREAT MEDICAL WORK
Exhausted Vitality , Nervous and Physical Debility
Premature Decline fn Maa , Eirorsot Youth , an the
nntold mlaorlcn csultlng from Indiscretions or ox
cesses. A book for ovcry man , young , mlddlo-ajtd
and old. It contains 125 proscriptions for all acnto
and chronic dlaeaaos each ono ol which is Invaluable
So found by the Author , whoso expoilcnoo for 2
years la such as probably never bcforo fell to the lot
D ! any physic an SCO pairca , bound In boantlfu
French muslin mjoeaod covers , full gllt.gnarantec
o bo a finer work n every eonso , mechanical , lit
erary and professional , than any other work sold In
thli country for $2.50 , or the money will be refunded
: n every Instance. Price only 81. CO by mall , post
paid. Illustrative sample 5 cents. Send now. Go c
medal awarded the author by tbo National Medlca
Association , to the officers of which ho refers.
The Sclonso of Lifo should bo read by tbe yountr
Instruction , and by the afflicted for relief. II
will bonodl IL London Lancet.
There Is no member of society to whom The Scl
cnco of Lifo will not be useful , whether youth , par
enl , euardlan , Instructoror clergyman. Argonaut.
Address the Foabody Uedlcal Institute , or Dr. W.
n. Parker , No. 4 Bulflnch Street , Boston Mass. , who
may bo consulted on all diseases requiring skill and
experience. Chronic and obstinate diseases that have
baffled the skill of all other phys-ljrn I clans
a specialty ! Bach trotted saocofla-nCML fully
vithout an Instance failure. TIJVCCI C
IHloLLr
of the Generative Organs
quickly cured bv the
C1VIALE JIETHOD. Adopted In all the HOSPITALS
OF FRANCE. Prompt return of VldOR. Simple
cases , t3 to SO. Severe ones , * 3 to 812. Pamphlet
'reo. Clvlalo Romodlal ARono , IfiC Fulton bt. , Now
York.
Will euro Ncrvoutnofs ,
Lumbaenltlionmatl > im , 1'nr
nlT l , NeurnlRla , hclatlcn
Kidney , Bplno anil I.lvrr
dlBcafed.Oout.Asthtna.Henn
dlhpaFe , Ii > f < ici > 8la , Cuns'l-
, . , . - pnllon , ErjMpi-ns. Cntnnli
-y/rt- i'lks , EpIIciXT , Iiniiotincj
> atnb Atrue. riolipsus Uteri , etc. Only fclcntlllcKlec-
ric Dclt In America that Bpmls the Electrlcltj nnd innc-
i tlsm tlirottRli the body * nnd canborecliargcdinanlu-
font by thu imtlcnt.
3I.OOO Would NotBuv It.
Da. noRNK I was afflicted with rheumatism and
nrod by using a bolt. To any one afflicted with
hat disease , I would eay , buy Homo's Electric Belt ,
Any ono can confer with mo by writing calling
t my store , 1120 Douglas street. Omaha , Neb.
WILLIAM LYONS.
MAIN OFFICE Opposite poetoffiro , room 4 Fron
or block.
tWForsaleatC. F. Goodman's Drugstore1 1110
larnam bt , Omaha.
Orders filled C. O D.
or Wormy Veins of the bcrotum Often the n u-
P ted eaiut of Lqat Manhood , Debility , At ,
quickly anil painluiiy nrnl by the Elastic Cradle9
Compressor , &G. a lor. Mini , . Circular I Hi.
ftmifa SEUEIIAI. AQEHOI , ICatuItcj tit. . How Ycti.
.
jl , LCTIlO-VOLTAIO UELT and other FLECTJIIO
111 AmiAvcts nro sent on SU DOTS' Trial TO
MEN ONLY.OUNd OU OLD , who ore suffer-
[ na from NEIIVOUS DEBiLrrr. LOST VITALITY- ,
WiBTivo WFAKNESSKS , nnd all these diseases of a
I'EBSotAt , NATUIIE. resultlnB from Annscs ana
OIIIEH CAOSKS. Speedy relief and complete
restoration to < IEALTII , Viaoii nnd MANHOOD
UUARANTEFD. Bellcl at OUCO for Illustrated
1'amphlet free. Adarega
VOLTAIO nii.T : CO. . Marolinll. Mich.
fffiTo those unfterlnKfrorutno
Offft B tltirocts of jouthful errors ,
< &y SJOseminal weakness , early decay -
cay , lobtininhoodetc. , Iwlllfiind joupnrticuUrsota
ellnplo and certain means of eel' euro , free of charge.
Bond your tddrcss to If ( J. 1 OWLKIl , iloodus. Conn
When 1 ay euro I ur tiuc mean uprely to atop tuum lor
fctlmoaod tfien liivo them return acnln. I tuohn H radi
cal euro. I luun ninilo tha illieaoo of I ITS , KI'ILKPdV
or KAWjtaaiCKNfcb3ii lifo long 'iidy. Iwsmuittiy
eicedi ta euro tha worst cnioa. lUtause otheri
foiled la no teuton for nut unw recolrhtg acur .
ttnca for A trviitlno and a 1 rco Ilcttlc of my t
niu'dy. Ulvo * pre and 1'oit Ollico. It coo * jv
M f Jlui ; for a trlnl , nnd X v , ill curu roc.
Addrisa Dr. 11. n. HOOT , u/reurl 8L. SFtT" KM"-
A victim of early Imprudence , causing ncrroas
Aeblllty , viromnturo < 16iay. oto. lnvlnir inou m
* ln every known rumixly. lias dl'covoreil n clniplo
pieans of milf-curo , uhlcd ho will eeod 1'HUU to
SOFT
ELASTIC SECTION
Ts warranted to vc r lonercr , flt
nhe form ntst r , nn4 irho beitr
fiatlcfactlon than u\\y \ other Corsw
In the inarkit , or firlco paid wll
be refund * d , Thelndontmentioi
ChlcaRo's belt j'byflcUrj , UCCOK
any each Corict. Vrlc , Jlc t Nalocn Jean , 1'oiUcc
WDaid , 81 * wtRK yourinrnhaubfortlieiu.
SCHlr > , JOhKl'll ft CO. .
ira , atu & lit J UaudulpIT St.Cnlcaw ,
J. H. T1 LETToAUNN
j & Return In ui with TtH
S1 ? CTS. & yu'U t-etby nmfl
AC31DC1I BOX OF GOODS
tluit i Uiiut luu in HOSE MOHtT , In Ono Month.
tlwiln AinvriTA. AbnolutoVrtAlnty.
tbrltes ou Horllck'j rood , " nrtto hundreds of
Kruteful motheni. Hotherk' milk contains 110
HOIILICKB' I'OOD TOIl INFANTS ( frto
arthtxiulrcanocookluir. ) . Ihobettfcwdln
health or vicknvwi for INTANIS. The U t diet for
IIVSl'IUI'ICB nnd INVALIDS. IlltrlilybcueniUl
touurtlnirinoUieniaiiadrluL. I > rlfo43aud5c. All
drutnfliU. Ilook cntlie treatmcutofchlldreu.frco.
"I toilet * U to t miif rlor to tnjibluc of th
Hu I for clilUltu " _ l > JtlMfuti.il II. > cr 1'ort ,
tiihcilutlu lv rruuouuco U ilo ln r t > 4 la
IktiuMktl- * KrrHX U. . UaMn
"Oaf ttt thQ t4l tut > ihutri | for inotbti : tullk. "
II OVfK n. il , 1 > , UrwiUin , . f
Will lie funt ? by mall on rcctli t of price Iu etamps.
IIOHMCK'.s rilOl ) CO. , HnrlneVN. .
a-IIHC llDUMCl.-DllY KlTllil'T fir NUlT-uO
) r , Amelia
OFl'IOE AND RESIDENCE
1617 Dodge , St. , - Omaha
TELSl'UONK No HI.
E ! N C I N ES - WORK ,
W.i : ; . rr. . , . _ ? * C
fifiitfc
SPECIAL NOTICE TO
Growers of Live Stock and Others ,
WE CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO
Our Ground Oil Cake.
His the bcot and oheapcsi food toi'ttook ct any MnAVOno ) pound Is ecn l to throa ponnds of coin
stock tea with Ground Oil Calto la tbo Fall and Winter , Instead of running down , nl" Incroaeo In wclsht
and bo In goou mntkelabl * oond.tlon In the spring. Dairymen , M well M 'other * , who use It can teitlfy t >
Itsmorlta. Trj It and JaJg fur youraslrcf. Prlco S2500p r ton1 no rntgo for n ck § . Address
WOODMAN LINSIIKD Oil. COMPANY , Om ha Nob.
DEALERS IN
FIEE AND BUEGLAR PEOOF
WHOLESALE AND BETAHi DEALER IN
i
SASH , DOORS , BLINDS , MOULDINGS , LIME , CEMENT , PLASTER , &C-
STATE AGENT FOR MILWAUKEE CEMENT COMPANY.
Near Union Pacific Depot , - Omaha , Neb ,
H. B. LOCKWOOD ( formerly o Lookwood & Draper ) Chicago , Man
ager of the Tea , Cigar and Tobacco Departments. A full line of
all grades of above ; also pipes and smoker ' articles carried in
stock. Prices and samples furnished on application. Open
orders intrusted to us shall receive our careful attention
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
AGENTS FOR BENWOOD NAILS AND LAFLIN & RAND PO WDER C&
Heating and Baking
IB only attained by using
Stoves and Ranges ,
WITH WIRE UIIZE OVER DOOB
Fci sale by
lL MILTON ROGERS & SONS
\tfXS ,
OMAHA
0. M. LEIGHTON. H. T. CLARKE.
K.
SUCCESSORS TO KENNAllD BROS , ft CO. )
DEALERS IN
Oils.
DMTAIIA. NEBRASKA
i
a a
Milwaukee , Wis.
QUNTHEE & CO , , Solo Bottlers ,
. .HELLMAN & GO , ,
1301 AND 1303 FARNAM STfiEEJ COR. fflh
H AHA ,
SLOMAN BROTHERS ,
EEOENTLYFROM FREMONT , NEB.
SJVHOLESALELEATHERSAO !
SADDLEEY HARDWARE ,
EIDES , PELTS , FURS , TALLOW , WOOL.
WE PAr THE
< * or Hides , Wool , Pelts , Etc. , and consignments made to uswill receive
prompt attention , for which immediate returns will bo made ,
3tli Street , Bet , Dodge and Capitol Ave , , - - OMAHA , NEB
( SUCCESSOR TO FOSTER & QUAY. )
LBEVBE AMD CEMENT.
Office and Yard , 6th and Douglas ts. , OlTIclhB