I OMAHA DAIL BEE SATURDAY JUNE 21 , 188. THE MERCHANTS Authorized Cnnitnl , - ffil,000,000 Paid-up Capital , - - 100,000 Surplus Fund , - - - 70,000 BANKING ) OFFICE I N. W. Cor , Farnam ana 12th Sis OFFiorns : FRAMK Mtrarnr.rroddent. I Bks. B. WOOD , Cashier. | I.tmiaa DJU B , A nmncroRS : Frank JIurphr , Samuel K. UoRors , Bon. R Wood. CTmlcs 0. Hou cl , A. D. Jones , Luther Drake. Transact a General Banking IluslneM. All wht have any Banking business l transact arc InrlteJ I c call. No matter how hriie or email the tramactlou It Mill rccolvo our careful attention , and wo morolM always courteous treatment. Paa particular attention to business for parllet residing outaldo the city. Kxhar.gG on all the rrln. clpalcltlcq oftho United Ststcs at very lowest rated. Accounts of Banks and lUnkero received on favoi able terms. Iraucs Certificate ol Deposit beating 6 per eon Interest. liny * and Belli Foreign Exchange , County , CII nrt Oovnnmon * necilrittnii UNITED STATES OF OMAHA. 5 , W Cor , Farnam and 12th Sts , Capital , - - SIOO.QOO.OG O. W. HAMILTON , Proc't. S. S. CALDWELL , V. Pros't. M. T. BARLOW. Cnohlor. DIRECTORS : S. S. OALDWELL , B. F. SMITH , O. HAMILTON , M. T. BAIILOV * , 0. WILL HAMILTON. Accounts solicitor" , and kept oub Joct to night chock. , Cortlflcatoo of Dopoalt laouod } > ny able In 3,6 and 12 menthe , boarlng Interest , or on ctomnncl without In- toroot. Advances madoto customoro on approved socurltlos at market rate of Intorost. The Intorooto of Customoro nro c'oooly guarded and every facility compatible with prlnclploa of sound banking freely extended. Draw olgttt drafts on EnglandIro land , Scotland , and all pnrtoofEu- I'OPO. Soil European Passn o Tickets COLLKOTIONS PROMPTLY MADE. United States Depository OF OMAHA Cor. 13th and Farnam Sts , The Oldest Banking Establishment in Omaha , SUCCESSORS TO KOUNTZK BBOTQER3. Orgaalisa in iocs. Organized as a National Bank In OAPITAIi § 200,006 SURPLUS AND PROFITS - $1BOOOO OmCBJUl BHWOTOM. IlKBiiJJt Eotnrrzi , Prccldont. Join A. CsmanTOH , Vice President. A aDsrus KonnTia , 2d Vice Presided. A. 3. FofrtiTOH. F. n. DlTO , CasblM W H. MM4UJIB , Assistant C&shler. Transacta a penoral binWnc buslnesa. Iisnes tlmi oertlfloatea bearlnu Interest. Draws drafts en Sac Franclnoo uid principal cltlea In the United State ! Also London , Dublin. Kdlnbnreh and tba ytlnolpa Hioi r ( t bis continent and Eutopo. Cor. 13th and Douglas Sts. Capital Stock. - - - 8150,000 Liability of Stockholders , 300,000 Fire Percent Interest Paid on Deposits LOANS MADE ON REAL ESTA TE X > ix > ootoi-o JAUESE-BOyD Prcaldcnt L. M. JJiNNiiT : Vice 1'rceldont. W. A. 1'AXTON Managing Director JOHN U. WILUUlt Cashier OIIAS F.MAKDCKSON , TIIOS. L. KIJIDALI , , 1. W. OANNETT , MAX MRXlilt , IIENKY 1'UNDT , K L. STONK. CHARLES RIEWE , UNDERTAKER , AND DEALER IN ffietalic Cases , Coffins , CasKets , Stalls , ETC. , hTO. , 1000 Farnam St. , - OMAHA , NEB Tolozraphla ordera promptly attended to. Coroner office. Telo hone No. 821. MCCARTHY & BURKS , 218 14TH STREET , BET. FARNAM AND DOUGLAS. H , K , BUEKET OIRECTOR AND EMBALMER 111 North 18th Street Omiht ' NOTICETOCATTLEMEN COO OA.TTLE FOR SALE. Coo Cows and elfers. oo One-year Steers Tlio above deicrlhed cattle are nil well bred , na tlvo Nebroika D < 1 Icvta. These cattle will be od ! In lota to lult purchaser For farther particulars call on or addre . L. W. PLANK. Albion , Neb , R. RBSDON REPRESENTS Phcenlx Awaranee Co. , t ixindon , Cuh ut . | JB8ifOi.O MUnwUr. N. Y. . Capital . 000,000.0 idvaferchant ) , of Newwk. N. J. , Capital 1,176,000.0 OlrardFUe.PMIao-elibU , pltal . l.iOO.OOO.C yUMivn' . Wind O t Ul . . . . . . . . JAB.H.PEABOD3t M , U. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Ucildence No. 1407 Jones St. Odlce. No. IK ) FaroaD Street. Oflico hour ) 12m. to 1 p. in. , MI rou > 2 to 5 p. m. Telephone for o01c 87 , Knldcace TUB GRAND IOWA CIRCUIT ; in Purses I $600 FOR EflCH EVENT. COUXCITi DLUKl'S , Juno 21 , 25 , 20 nnd 2" . EVERY DAY THE BEST. 113 Entries. Cedar UnpM ? , MaRlinlltown , Council Mulls nnd DCS Mninc4cimtt < ri o tliti Iowa Cir- : nit , each i > lacu giving the samu Classes nnd Purse1" . riltST DAY TUESDAY. J-13 : C1.181 2:20 : Cln s 2M : Cln n HKCOXD DAY WCDSKSDAY. 1-00 Class 2:20 : Class TlllllD DAY THURSDAY. J:38 : Class 2:3.1 : Class 1'ooing 1'reo for nil. fOUUTIt DAY FltlDAY. J : IS Class J'reo for nil THOA. UowjtAK , Secretnrj' , Council Uluir . ACOB 8IU8. E. P. CADWELL SIMS & CADWELL , 5 COUNCIL BLUFFS , IOWA * Office , llaln Street , llooms 1 And Khupntt & Mo- ahon'l Blooli. Will praotloo In Stito and edot l ourtu . Eice M. B. or other tumors removed without the knllo or drawing o blood. HROHIC DISEASES Over thirty yoAMtiiractlcaloxporlenoa OlDoo So. IVitl street , Council lilufla iJTCoiiculUtlon tree ST , LOUIS PAPER WAREHOUSE , G-raham Paper Co. , 217 and 219 North Main St. , 8t Lonlo. WHOLESALE DEALKKS IN BOOK , NKWS , | rwVELOPKS..CAHD I10AKD AND CITCaih nald for Ras of a ) ' Nebraska Cornice AND MANUFACTURERS OP GALVANIZED IRON CORNICES FINIALS , WINDOW CAPS , 'IN , IRON AND SLATE ROOFING , PATENT METALW SKYLIGHT , Bron Fencing ! Crostlnra , Balustrades , Vornndas , Offloo and Baok lUilings , Window and Collar Guards , Eta COB. O. ANDCtd STUEKT , LINCOLN NED. HE BRUNSWICK , BALKE , COL- LENDER COMPANY , [ SUCCESSORS TO THE J. II. B. k 15. CO. ] MONARCH Tlio matt extensive manufacturers of 11 IN THE WOULD. 09 S. Tenth Street , OMAHA , NEU. rl'rlcos of Ullllrd nnd I'ool Tabloj and in&teriala , urnlshcd on apj-llcatlan. Billiard , Ball Pool , Carom , AND ALL OTHHIl GAMING TABLES. TEN 1'IN UALLS , CHECKS , ETC. 18 South 8d Street , St. Louts , 411 Delaware Street Kaasaa City , Mo. , 1321 Douiflia St. . Oraah , Nob. HENRY HORNBERGBR , Agent. Write ( or CftUlogruea and Prlca Lilts. DISEASES OF THE EYE & EAR J , T. ARMSTRONG , M. D. , OoxxllMt rnxa.cH ' .A.xurle Until offlcoa are repaired from result of fire , ofn with Dr. Parker , lloom 6 , Crelehton Illoclc 15th tad Doui ( " ! str eeu. FIRST ANNUAL SALE -0. Pure Breed Short-Horn -AND- Aberdeen-Angus Cattle From the Turlington Jlerds , Will bo bold at the ( arm near lurllngton 8U tlon , O too County , on TUESDAY , JUNE 17 i rt-IIorni to be catalogued are Ko < Ro e rrlncciuwi , Heniolc Rows nt Hhircmn , ( tncludln louie of tlie Poppy liranclf ) Mazurkai , Ilom Dutcl ewei , Kaiter da > t , Iloiamoudi , fount Utr/t etc. etaThe The Abcrdeen-Ansrui will embrace Erlcai , fl > bll Jilts. Pridct. UurhcMti of Canon , Ducheioi o Kernflatt , Kyvle Klowcn , Dauinlo Lucy * , cto. Hal will ttart at ll a. m. Hend for catalo/ue. AddrcisT W. 1IAHYKV , P. O. TurllnKton. Ncbra.ka. COUNCIL BLUFFS. ADDITIONAL LOOAL NKWS. ANOTHER OHAPTER , Tlio ClinrRo of Porjnrjr.AKnlneit llur- illclc IMsiulsBCtl. In Jusllco Schurz's court , ycatordny , n lociaioii wns rendered dismissing tlio hargo ot perjury preferred by Officer O'Brion against 0. E. Burdick. It will > o romomborcd that 1'imlick filed an ( lidarit with tlio city council , tnting thnt Olliccr O'Brian had nrreatod lim for being drunk , wnon in fact , ho ras sober nnd that ho searched him nnd ook $3 from him , ana never accounted or the money or returned It. It was on his that O'Brien had him arrested for icrjury. A demurrer wns filed to the nformaiion , the grounds being that the flidavit in question was not mndo in nuy egal proceedings , and was a purely vol untary net on Bnrdick's part , neither ro. uirod or authorized by law , nnd was amittod to bo false. The cnso wns horoforo dismissed nud the opinion f the justice is pronounced s highly oound , even if it. does make O'Brien naturally n little hot , nnd rouses p others of the police force. Just whnt VBrien will now do to quiet Burdick , nd to got the matter cleared up before ho public ia not certain. It is probably lirough that ho will next tackle him on ho charge of libel. Just what the police ommittco nro doing does not ecom to be mown. CPJcor O'Brien says ho has not icon called bcforo thorn for examination , 'ho committee does not seem anxious to ; ot witnesses in this cnso any more than hey hare in the matters sot forth by ulos Mottaz. Considering the serious charges made i regard to the police force robbing rinikon men , tampering with the books t the jail and other mutters , the only ray Uiu public will bo satisfied will bo by laving the mayor nnd _ police committed oat ittonrlosaly nnd sift the true from lie fnlso. The mayor has shown ouch eakncss in regard to his own private locrotary that little is to bo hoped from lim , but the police committee should enlist list account brace up all the more. . THE JAILOE STEPS OFT , Mottaz'a UcslRimtlnn Accepted With out An } ' Invcstljintiou , At n recant mooting of the city council ' . D. Mottaz , wlio lias aorvcd acceptably o tliuipublio foe some time as city jailor , inndod in his resignation , giving na hia caaoii thcrofor some latlier startling tatcinonta , amounting in cllbot to barges , what it was thought would l > o nvostigatud. Many have thought that iio antioyancoa to which Mottaz had boon ubjocted were for the purpose of forcing lim out of the position. If this vns lie schcnio it Booms to hnvo nuccccdod dmirably. It was supposed that the mayor and police committee , to whom ho matter was referred , wouid at lost all.Mottaz before thorn and examine him as to the matters sot forth in Lis omplaint , but it appears that they did not do so , and probably did not care o investigate too far. Marshal Jtianolla lias n brother who has boon longing about police headquarters for omo time , and it is this brother who is now given the place. The following is ho ollieiol announcement of the chances : .Tu.NBl'J , 188 . P. 1) . jrottaz , City .Tailor : You : ire lioroby notified tliat your rosigiiation , andcrud n few dnys opjo by yon , IB nccc'jitod. { cco 'nlzing your past cilicioiit Hervlcea , you ro hereby ruquustcd tn turn over all ofluctH in our posHea.Hioii Ijeldngiiig to the city to tlio lowly anpointvd jailor nnd dt'iiuty city mar halV. ! . (3uiiiic'Ila ( , wlio will luceijit to you or the Baino , Very icxpco'fuly , K II. UUASEI.M , City Jlawlial. W. I ! . VAUQIIAN , Mnyor. 0. ( iBINK , Chairman Police Committeo. Mr. MottaK nt once turned over the : oj'B , removed hia personal ciTccts from lie jail , and left the castle in the pcacc- ul puaacasion of the Guanellas. Sliipinoiit or.Stock , The following were shipmonta of lock from the union stockyards yester day : M. M. Woidnor , two earn cnttlo , CO icad to Denver. ) unction via U. P. Goo. McCono , one car c.-Utlo. 3 L head , toSt.l'uul , Minn. , via N.W. Wheeler and II , sixtumi cars cuttlo , 120 head to Ogalhla via U. P. 11. K. Johnson , ono car , G8 head , to Chicago , via Blllwaukoo. Fredericks , five cars cattle , 150 load , to Chicago , via Milwaukee. A. Gobhart , three cars hogs , 133 head , , o Chicago , via II. I. S. Hopkins , six c'ira cnttlo , 182 head , to Hock Oreok , via U. P. J , S. Young , 2 carsehoop , 200 head , to Council Binds- D , C. Hawks , 3 cars hogs , IfTC head to Chicago via R. I. E. A. flala , ono car hogs , 02 head to Chicago via Milwaukee. Fuller & M. L car hogs , CO head to Chicago via Milwaukee. 0. D. Long , 3 cars horses 75 head to Cooncil Bluffs. 0. M. Jackson 2 cars cattle , 55 head to Rawlins via U. P. II , Lowls , 2 earn cattle , 40 head , to Chicago via Milwaukpo. A. 0. Clifton , 1 car hogs , 08 head to Chicago via Milwaukee. n. Lewis , 2 cars hogs 140 head , to Chicago via 0. M. & St. P. Smith & French , 1 car hogs OG head , to Chicago , via C. M , Drown , O. it Co. , 1 car hogs G3 head to Chicago via 0. M. N. II & Co. , 1 car hogs 05 head , to Chicago via 0. M. Columbus Packing company , 1 car hogs 58 head , to Chicago via C. M. BwanBros.,3 cars cattle OG head , to Chnyonno via U , P. E. Walker , 1 car horses 17 head , to Siour City via N. W. P. M , Pryor. 10 cars cattle 330 headto OJioyonno via U , P. R. & 0. Morai ) , 1 car hogs 77 head , to Coicago via 0. M. A. Adlcr , 8 cars cattle 152 head , to Chicago via R , I. Tlio BcnvcrnKO Contract , Major McOaqloy , of DCS Moinea , who hai the contract for flowering the city has commenced work on Main street a ho corner of Ninth avenue , this being ho pioneer aowor of the city. It is of rick nnd measures 33 inches. No.xt wcok ho expects to begin work on the tonn aoworfl by the North Mitin street > ridge , nnd ns soon ns the pipe arrives will ) ogin on BrondwRy at Kixlh street and irocoed up Uroadway ( o First street , nud : ot tlio work outof the way of the paving , 'ho mayor is nn old aowcrngo contractor , nd uudorst.tmliug his business thorough * y , Council Uhtffs has the promise of ox- oilont work done promptly. COUNCIL m.urF8 MAHKICT. Wheat No. 1 milling , 7oSO ( JCo. 3 CC © 0s rejected W ) . , , . Corn Txjoal purpo'M , W ® to. Oats Jfor locnl jnujiWM , ayw-IO. Uny-SlO 00@iaOO per ton J lialcd , 60@ < > 0 llyo I0@45o. Corn Moi\l 1 PO per 100 ininnds. Wood Good supl'lyl l > rlce at ynrd ? , 0 00 ® 00. Coal Dollvorod , hard , 11 W ) per ton ; neil , ( X ) per ton I ard Valrbnnk a , wliolosallnB at 0o. Flour City Hour , 1 C0@3 SO. Brooms 2 ! )3@3 ) 00 iwr doz. LIVK BTOOK. Cattle Uutrhor cows (3 ( 75 © I " ) . Bulclior tcors 50@5 00. Hogs 100@l33. ! PllonVCH ANI > K1UUTS. Quotations lj * iT. M. St. John & Co. , com- ilision morcliixnta , 638 Itmadwnv. Iiivo 1'oultry Chtckous , G@8c { turkeys , i\ iIVachoaA lmn. bov , 1 00. OroiiKoa-h IXI0 OJ per box. Loinons 6 000 00 per box. Unnnuas 3 50 ® 1 00 per bunch lluttor Oronmery , 20c ; rolls , choice ! ) ® 10c. ] jpga13o per dozen ; cnrco. Strawborriea I'nncy litunu grown , lie per Uftrt , , . CherrieH 5 00 jcr biishi-l. Vcgotnbloa 1'otatocs , : < CO@inO | onions , 5o ; cnbb.iRo , 4 cents per pomul ; niplo. < , oiu ! in market ; Bonus , ] 50@'J Jo per juslicl. N13W Y Their NaiucB nutl 1'reforonccn. poctal to the Chicago Tribune. SAUATOOA , N. Y. , Juno 18. The fol- owing dolegatcn wcro olcctod to the nn- ionnl convention : Delegatcs-at-largo. Dnnlol Manning Unpledged Kdword Cooper Unpledged .lolm O. .Tiicob.i. Cluvoluiul Lcator Jt. I'aulltnor .Cleveland The district delegates nro no follows , vith their preferences : 1. .Tolnill. Sulphin Cleveland lionj.V. . 33o\minc Auti-Clovoland 1. Kollx Camnball , ' . .Unpledged John G. McCain Uniiloilgoil 8. William 0. Klngsloy Unploilgod AUJJ. Arnn Wvck Unpledged 1. Honry.r. Oullou Unploilged James Knno , Unpledged H. Archibald Hlisa Unplvdgod IMIcliaol O'JCooffo Unploilgod 0. M. 0. Murphy , Cleveland Luke P. Column Cleveland 7. Abram S. Hewitt Clovoluud August llolt ont.aynrdor Cleveland 5. I llchaol Norton Cleveland Thonmil'Grudy AntUGlovolanil 9. John Kccnau Clovclaud John 2C , Bowera Taminanv 0. 1 Tubcrt 0. TliompBoii Cleveland William H. Trnvcrs Cleveland 1 , John Kully Bayard John H. Follows Cleveland L' . William 0. Wliituoy Olovoland Joseph J , O'Docohuo Tnmmany . Andto r J. White Cleveland John Mo Qimld Tammany 1. W. G. Stahlneckor. . . , Fiower Coorgo Sun ford Flower 6. Totor Word Cleveland Andrew II. II. Jnckman. . . . . . . Cleveland C. Samuel J. Til JOB , Jr Cleveland George Williams Cleveland 7. Alton U. rurkon. . . Cleveland Frank Gilbert. . j. " . Cleveland 8. I'M ward MurphyVJr Unpledged Kobert Hamilton ; Unpledged t ) . A. BIccckcr Banks Cleveland Krnatutf Corning Cleveland 0. Wicalow Paige Cleveland Jamou W. Green Cleveland 1. Smith M. Weed Cleveland Henry D. dravea Cleveland 2. Daniel Mnhono Cleveland John Lanning Cleveland 3. Joseph S. Btovona Flower Chas. 1) ) . Moore. * . Flower I. Stephen L. Mnyfim Cleveland Itobort M. Towjisonil Cleveland 5. Henry J. Mtnvry Cleveland L. J. Fitzgerald Cleveland C. Kliot Danorth Flower John G. Soars Flower 7. Henry D. Browetor Flower SlhiH N. Gallup Flower 8. ] } . K. Apgar Cleveland David 15. Hill Cleveland 9. John Flanagan Cleveland M. A. Ijpary Cleveland 0. W. I'urcoll Flower John Glrgllng Flower 1. .InincH A , Jlanlon. . . . . . Cleveland J. 1) . Lnno Cleveland 2. Kolomon Schon Cleveland ] ) hiiiel 1 ; . I-oikwood : Cleveland 53. JohnAI. Wiloy Ulovoland Dayiil Miller Anti-OK volnnil ! I. Charlns D. ferris Cleveland Jamoa W. Mann Cleveland Forty-five delegates nro for Cleveland. The eight Kings county delegates nro un- ilodgod , but will vote for Cleveland. ) owning , in the First district , was ro- novod from the oflico of district-attorney if Kuoon'o county by Go'ornor Clovelanu on charges of receiving money improper- y. Ho hates Cleveland uccordtngly , but ) eforo ho vrns chosen a delegate ho gave ) lodgcB to vote for Cleveland if a inajorl- y of the atato delegation shall favor him nt Chicago. Ex-Senator Orady , of Tam many Hall , is nho CJovolaud's bitter fee , nnd was the occasion of u porHonal-com- 'ort letter to John Kelly. John Kelly nnd the three remaining Tammany delegates nro understood generally : o favor Bnynrd. Murphy nud Ilamilton lave boon anti-Olovoland men , but today javo up opposition with the explosion of ; ho Flower boom < Six dolcgatea favor Flowor. Millar , anti-Cleveland , from ; ho Thirty-third , will probably vote for Bayard. The personal preferences of ) ho delegates nro of no especial import ance , as by vote of the convention the whole Euventy-ttvo will vote as a unit for the choice of the majority , Cleveland ias over fifty delegates , nu was nnsumoc by The Tribune n month ncto. Homebody In tlio Moiulow , Somebody stray * to the meadow uwcot And leans naalnst the bars ; The dallies are thick about Hornnbody'a foot And the sky la thick with utar/i. Somebody whlatles ivdown the green lane : Homebody leans to hear ) Then somebody an wer bask njralu In lurk-not on , soft and clear. llosy rod grows nomobody'o face , A noinobody aslu "It ! you ! " And ( oinel > ody'n arm Roti out of placa , And somebody's mouth doen , too. SoinobodyYi Hmoothln ? Homebody's hand , Asking "Cm Homebody wnltt' Somebody ] o ou all oolf-command. And absently nskx "It In later' Homebody stops from a bush near by ; In Kmiobody'n hand Ii n strap ; Homebody yells , as the turns to fly , "Oh , Jfmmlny go.h , U'H i > ap ! " Waaliington Hiitchot , CONVINCING , Iho proof M the pudding Is not In chewing the btrlng , but In having an opportunity to tout tlio article direct. Hclirotur & Declit , the DrufKlntH , have a free trial bultlo of Dr , Bo- vanko's ' CutiKh nd Lung Syrup for each and every ono who U allllctod witli Coughi , Colds , Anthina , Consumption or any LUCK Ailoctiou. Gond'lty to tltn Unnplc. The lint lm at Udtgono forth From Host to Wet , from South to North , "There xlinll bo no morn bangles Gomixncd of any current colnl" Our Ifgislatuto now enjoin Tills law , though hearU Iti mingle * . No inoro Mini ! perforated 1.1 ko Lilliputian rhnrch-bcll clitmc' , Tliclr liny tones commingle ! Tliclr im lo may bo aadly inlocd , Yet ncor more onmnldon'n wrist Tliwo tllvor coins nhall jiuglo , In vain dull innidnvhon Knrra wop , With Ruulfnl olfilu eoroi.oly Riio For ilimoi to in ko tliflr banplc. ' ; Knelt youth will lmko hi * head and nay , "Thu Jaw compeli inn to my nny" Ah , then look out \vn\iiKloM Tlunigh b.Mitjihcd 1 < the maidoii'i ) ilronin , Yet liruinlsos ofrlcli Ico-crcatu Jlor tiny otr will tingle , l'"nr licttor tnN than empty chimes Of hnlf-n-liuiulrcd worthier Wlilch on her fair \vrlst jlnglol No more we'll hoar the hollow ring Of holey dime * that closely cling Like fetter. ' , In n tangle. Thn ghl < from this Idol must part. K'on thougli it lacerate * nnch lioart Fflroucll , tliou ton-cent banglel nnors. It wan observed during the recent parade of lit ) Grand Army of the I'otomao that the argeat coup plated went worn by the militia , Within the next few months orators will liow that thooountty Is fast folngto pi cox. Utor the election the rovernmont. will brneo ip again and go on as usual. Xow Orleans Mcxjuno. : It o. > sti S10 for a Chlcngo lawyer to inform iui court that ho In "ft bloated nld rhlnocer- OP. " The tailll for naming the judge for n ' acred white " been 'n clophaut" lias not yet xod , Chicago Bun. Imllalo unals , which have proved falol to mile * , nto now uttacklug the faimora of Ar- : anait.i. It was n rcumrkahlo display of ws ! < lorn on the jiartof tie , gnats to prnctico nyoar or two mi the muloa , first. A Georgia fanner shot a man who boirowrd its mule and didn't return U promptly. H v.n n foolish wnnta of powder. If ho had Imply Induced tlio borrower to carry down ho mule's hind legn , ho would have been am- > ly avenged.Lowell Cltlron , "I hear that your fathor-ln.law'H will has ) eon filed , " i < nll ono clllren tiinnothrr. "You lon't say sol" was the alarmed reply. "I'll tot forty conUthoy filed my wlfn'x gharodown ho closest ! " Burlington Free 1'roes. A MmincluiBotU summer hotel employs n Sioux Indian ns n waiter. You ought to BOO ho glad , joyous sinilo light up his face when 10 RiiatcliCR the pcalp nlf n guest who orders meli. nnd then tcllt the hungry ono to mix It o suit himself. Waggish nort of a savage , but 10 learns fast , "In HOT a pllto was caught In Germany vithnu Inscription nppondrd to htn mur.zlo boarlng date li.'Ci" Wo cut this out iiorcly as n Htqrary cunotlty , and to show hat It wai juet us hard to toll n truth- ill lisli story four hundred years ago ns It s in these mvoot halcyon days , Lowell Cl- i/.on. "And what's the big fellow with the rod ace doing now ? " nuked an uimoplilstleatod ountry vhiltor at the opera. ' 'CSroat good- icsn , man , ehut uphlnporcd the other ; 'that'll I'icklohouimy , the celebrated tenor , and hoV trilling. " ' 'Oil I thought ho was : arglng ! his throat. It sounds llko It. " Boston J No rain has callon on the linn < > f tlio Texas I'ncilio railroad west of tlio Colorado river inco August. AM nothing has en or been iiiovvn to grow in tli.it lovely country except oyotcsaufl nsgo brush , wo don't suppose the xbsonco of rnin will nlToct tlu cro ] > x to any narked extent. If thcro is anything that la calculated to noko n woman dwell on miicldo It ia after she ms spent twenty minutes fixing her ImiigH , on mlnutos jiowdoring her chin nud live mm- lies putting the room to rights , to rush to the leer in answer to the boll and to bo ir ot with ho inquiry : "Buy seine nice family nonp , nadam ; nlovon cakes for fifteen cents ? ' Youkors Statesman. Mrn. Shoddy ( to storekeeper ) "Show mo n Ihermomoter'-ono of year very best , Jim enow " Storekeeper "Tkls ma'am in 0110 of our very finest-superb mountings , graduated with nicest oxautnosH , Venetian glass , you know , nnd the inilckellvor. " Mrs. Shoddy 'Quicknilvor ! oh , J-OH ; that would bo well for ho kitchen , to bo euro ; but I wont ono formv xjodor. Lnt mo have ono with quick gold. " Chicago Sun. EDUCATIONAL. 1 * . T. Barnum proves to bo the parson who ast year quietly gave SfiO.OOO to Tufts college or n museum ofjimtnrnl history. Typo writing has boon introduced in thn Chicigo public schools In nn experimental vny. nnd u closn of 25 boa two hours ft wcok n the machine * . Mrs. Uleanor Leslie , principal of n female omiuary nt Hlo .Panciro , ban iirrlvml ut Chi- ago. Hho In on a tour of iiiHpccthm of the diicntlonnl institutions of tbo United Htatoi nu I'ltiropo. The Harvard college corporation , which n ynar ago broke n long-standing custom In ro using Governor Butler the degree of LL , D. , ocidod to confer no morn degrees on ( jovor- iors unleBs they show markoil capacity In ju- Isprudcnco , Governor Itoblnaou will not bo ; i\nntho d'groo. Mrs. Aliidra Lincoln l'lielm | , thi well- cnown writer ami teacher , will on July Jfi olobrute the coinplotluu of her nlnoty.firnt ear. She Is In capital health and full em- iloymont of nil her faculties , with the oxcnp- Ion that her hearing is HliKhtlv impaired Hho till i keeps up her diary , which began at the go of rixtccn. The record of young Irving Halo , of Now York , who carries oil the highest honors nt Weat 1'oliit tliis year , bouts any record that vim over inado at that fnmouu iiiHtltutlon , 'hoboycominonced at thn head of his claBB. lo wan first In uv ry ntudy In thn first year 10 entered the academy. In the second year 10 hold his first position In nil his htudlos but one. and In tlio third year ho found himself again ttt the head in every branch of study. Ie now stands first in the graduating class In all but ono study Spanish and in that there but ono-tenth of n mark botwnon him and adet Hanford , who Is first. Halo Is the son of n school teacher. Ho will bo unsigned to luty in the Kuplneor Corps , United Btatos army. 1'rofoBBor Simon Knwcomb has nn article In klonco on 1'ronidont Kllot's paper In the Con , ury on n Liberal Kilticatlon , which Is nn In creating exposure of the subject from thn standpoint of the eminent astronomer. Ho takes the ground that 1'rouldont Kllot'u pro- [ msod change would not bo the substitution of a eclentlUo for literary culture , but the reverse , uml holdn that scientific studio * are wrongly placed by tholr partisans In contradistinction to languages and mathematics. Not only In our mathematical education In hli judgment far behind Franco mid Germany , but a much bettor mathematical training than the average student gets Is absolutely necessary to the ado- ( ittato comprehension of physical Hclonco , Ho ulBO Hays that notwithstanding the advanced position of the Germans In scientific research , they are far ahead of tu In a thorough etudy ol the modern languages nnd mathematics. I would seem , therefore , lie maintains , that tin whole story U not told when U Is clufinei tbat these two Btiullcu receive a dlipropor tlonato share of attention. The now technical Hchool building at Glrard college ha * bean completed and will bo occu piedul'y tlio advance pupils f r iuotructlon Ii mechanical handwork In September. Tin first floor of the technical school will bo fittei up with benches for handwork In metals am nucli power tool * an will give the pupils n knowledge of the IIHO of machinery In perfect Ing and finishing work. Heretofore thu pupil have only been taught In the art of meta working , It Is the Intention to oitabllHh wood-working department on the second flue of the now building. BenchCH , lathe * , am other wood-wot king machinery will bo Intro duood , For the purpose of obtaining practice knowledge of the iXiilroinonta | of the liow Bchoo ) , vlslUliavo boon made by the com mi1 too on mechanical Instruction of tbo board t city trusts to the Boston Institute of Techno ogy , the Htavens Institute of Houokou , N. J. and the Adler school In Now York city. The | Introduction of mechanical studio * Into Glrard college two years ago as an experiment U now considered by the college authorities ns nu un qualified success , THE CHEAPEST PLACE IB UMAHA TO BUT Ono of tlio Best and largest Stocks in the United States to select from. NO STAIRS TO CLIMB , ELEGANT PASSENGER ELEVATOR. [ ENDORSED BY FRAN55 LISZT. ] BOSTON , March lit , 1531. KMKHWN PIANO 00. ClumRMRf Your Intlmmont * . Qrani1Siimroaiiil Upright , are roilly noblj mtrumonU . And uurlrallod for bovity nt tone and llnUh. Allow mo to oougratuhtn von on your sterllu ? progress. OUSTAVK SATTKlt , ITSELF. ITSELF.SOLE SOLE AGENT , Dodge Street , Omaha , Neb 1IA3 THE JUnaiiST AND CIIEAl'L'ST IK KEROSENE AND GASOLINE STOVES ALWAYS ON HAND. Ilondqunrlcra for Iho Cclobralcd Wrouglit-Iron OOODH DBLlViniRD TO ANV I'AHT OF TIIR CITV OH TUB MKI'OTS. 015 nnd 017 North 10th St. , but. California and Webster. may 2-il eod-w oow-Sm U , S. DEPOSITORY. H. MILLARD , President. WM. WALLACE , Cashier. Capital and Surplus , S45O.OOO. Fire and Bunrlar Proof Safes for Rout nt from 85 to § 00 per annum. IT IS THE NAME OF THE TOWN HERE FOR ALL ARE Where They Can Enjoy Pure Air < & Water ! * i BEAUTIFUL EN And nil of : the good nnd plcasnnfc fclungH that go to ninko up a com- ) loto and happy existence. The town of South Omaha is situated south of the city of Omaha on tlio Hue of. the U. P. Railway , and it is less than 2k nnles from the Dmnlm post oflico to the north line of thu town site. South Omaha is nearly Ii miles north and south by 2.J- east and. west , and covers un area of nearly foursquare miles The stock yards are nt the extreme southern limit. Nearly 150 lots have been Bold and the demand is on the increase The yards are being rapidly pushed to completion. The GO,000 beef packing house is progressing finely. The $80,000 Water Works are keeping pace with the other improvements provemonts , and the Hotel and Exchange Building will bo erected at once. The B. & M. and Belt Line Railways have n largo force of men at work and will , in connexion with the U. P. Railway , have a union depot near the park nt the north end of the town. Suitable grounds will be furnished for Church nnd School purposes. Now is the time to buy lots in this growing city. They will never bo cheaper than they are to-day. JE2TApply at the Company's oflico , cor. of 18th and Douglas streets * over the Omaha Saving's Bank. M , A. UPTON , Assistant Secretary.