2 OMAHA DAI1/ * BEE SATURDAY JUNE H , 1884 ,
DR. THOMAS'
Eclectric Oil !
WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD !
A Medicine with curative pro
nerties as impossible to counter
feitasthe PYRAMIDS OF EGYPT
and which is now having an en
orinous sale throughout the Uni
ted States and Canadas ,
BClUNrON , PA. LOWELL , [ MASS.
Dining the pn t twn I WM liitdtv ellllctcd
yrnralliMo ii'til bottle * ulth Itronchltfs mul MI
of lr. ThonisV Kclncttlc direction of the throit.
Oil for ( rir&ln , bruises , Ir ) ThanmV Electric Oil
cuts , turns , M l Ilhcu curcil mo Olixcr J. Hello
tnitlcft. It lwa > euros. , 23iiv : > tMcrrlmackBt.
M. t * Hlalr , AM. Kifth
Ward , Nov. t > , 18 3.
DAVn.N'1'OUT , IOWA.
In cv cs ot Croup Thorn An iv rcmcily for Catarrh
s' Ecbctrlc Oil nour Dr. Thomas' Electric Oil
Mil to euro. It enrol me ttimtsatthaton. Itcurxl
of * icry Kvl Ulccntctl mo , rinil I bcllciowlll euro
Sere Throat-C. 11. Hall , my CMC. l > lw. Bllowlcy ,
Or js lllo , lilt. 222 W. 12til strooti
Pine lunoVhiBiiilhoroAl ttmtof utobucco.
It 1 the mfal-wnr of nmoUni ? . You get
moro directly nt Uio flavor tml fnumuico.
You Ukt the smoke cooler , and the tonic
cleanlier and nafcr. 1'lixi mucking IB
emoUng reduced to n fine art
The more ths question of adulterated
tobacco forces Itself on the attention of
KmoVcrs , the more dculrablo It becomes
to Know precisely "hat you are rmoVlnff.
In Ulickwell's Bull Durham Smoking To
bacco you h > o iru r nl o ,
alwajrp , that It Is Nftturo'
ovmuuaclultcratcxlrnxliict.
IU fr Kr nco , flavor , and
unBUrraMCdquallty.iredo.
rlvcd from the Boll and air.
Try It , and you will bo Ml-
tl. NonoRcnulnovrlth.
out trade-mark of the Hull.
All succeiuful Fishermen and Rj-orti.
men imoko Illickncll'ii Dull Dnrham
Bmokln ? Tobacco , and the/ enjoy It.
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all chronic , unnnrynntl prl-
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GlcctnndSyphills In nil their
' complicated forms , also nil
diseases of the Skin and
Uloodpromptly relieved and
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nr flcknr * n for
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Initrtmlon. and by the afflicted for relief II
III benofllalt-fcomlonlAnoot.
There Is DO member of society to whom The Sci
ence ol Ufa III not be useful , whether youth , i i.
cot. mardlan , Instructororclortrymao. Anronaut.
Addrtss tbe Peabody Medical Institute , or lit. W ,
0 , Parker , No. 4 llulflnib Street , IfcMton Ilau. , wht
tnay M oamuUted on All diseases requiring skill and
xpertonc * . Chrr-nla andotntioate-tlio eitht havi
UBRed tbo still ol all other pb jw 1 1 r I clam
M. " ! a > trj Barb treated -liriil lull ]
JHYSELF
N KOIIOKS.
"OurSInn , Our Mnn. "
Our man. our irmn , the nmn from M lno ,
Tiio mftKlolnftn ° ' t'l ' ° n"n < > ot Dldlno ;
Tlio mnnvlio dnroi nnd known his mind.
This ii Uio irmn the volori find.
Ho is no cowArd ; lie loads Uio wnyj
Ho Is the man who's coma to ntny ;
Ho Is the mnn who load ? Uio liehtj
Then follow him with mind nnd might.
Then , ono nnd nil , with might nnd mnln ,
Will cheer our lomlor from old Mnlno ;
And when No\ ember days shall fnll
Will crown him prcwlil&nt of nil ,
The mnn whoso voleo the | iooplo hoard ,
Whoso oloquoiico the people stirred
This Is the man of lofty fitrnln ,
The mnn wo lo > o nnd know from Mnlno.
Then flhont , nnd shout , yo voters free ,
For our loader from the plno fitato trool
And shout nnd nhotit for .Ininoa G. IMnlno ,
Our leader bold from the ntato of Mnlno.
And when the sere nnd yellow loaf
In fall Rhall mind ns llfo it brtof.
Wo'll vote , where each is icsldont ,
To make the man our prosUlont.
.Mm.
S'ow York Sun , Juno , 1870.
Wlm-nt-.llmt
Jim Blntnu ?
Cot him ?
( ircat Cain !
Jim Illalno
Of the SUto of Maine ,
Smartest cits1) in out of the rain-
Got htm ?
Our .Mm.
Cheeky Jim ,
Kulltothobrlm
Of brawnnd naiw , nn4 pluck nnd vim-
Got Jliri ?
Why , lio's the fcntivo liltlo pill
That went through catawnmpns hill
- And inndo tlio chivalry so 111 ;
] IoRtoloUl > hs s'llttlo squirt ,
And jiut on Morton's bloody nhlrt ;
HiunmcrcdConkllii'nbiitnpfK ! iin't'on
Walloped HaycH oiitof roHumptlon ,
Whitened Untler's Rory lockn ,
And put n blackoyo on Sam UOT.
Got Mm !
Our > lim
Jlmlilainu
Of the State of Maine :
Will somebody please explain !
"Do Vo Not Hoar tlioSliiRiui. "
1'rom where the city of the Ijnkos
DivuIoH the oant from western nlopos ,
A Hound that nil the union Bbnkoi ,
le-ocliocn far ; our fondest hopes.
Ilnrk. listen to the joyous nhout ;
Did yo not boar the slognnt
Son , shining on our bnnnors fair ,
The namoH of Klalno nnd Logan ,
From Maine , whoso bold ami mggotl coast
Sondn out nor commerce to the son ,
To California's busy boat ,
The shout pees up from vulo nnd Ion.
A million voices join the cry ,
IId yo not hoar the slogan ?
The ranks nro filling fant nnd thick.
To fight for IMiiiiio nnd Logan ,
The wrongs of better days nro find ,
The south takes up thuhnppy cry ,
Which on the hiddonod wiuua la sped
Aral sweeps in mighty chorus by ,
North , South , Kuntt\Vost the clarion note
Do yo not boar the slogan ?
To fight la on the army rnlsod ,
To win for lilntno nnd Logan.
Logan.Camp. . Vnin.
Too Much Convention.
rVhy IB that my liat'H BO Mmnll ?
t doesn't Boom to lit nt all ;
Vnd why IB It my aching bead
fools like n ton or moro of load ?
lowcnmomy Bhlnlnir , Bpotloas shirt
i'o revel in the roalmn of dirt ?
Vhy Is it that my watch nnd chain
Vll night upon the floor Imvolnln ?
Vhy is it that my now cravat
Ins sought repose beneath the mat ?
Vlint make the room spin round and round ?
rVhy in'my oara this ringing Hound ?
) li , why , why did I ever try
L'o djink Chicago rock nnd rye ?
tVby did I-whnt ? Not half past ton ?
[ guoBB I'll go to bed again.
again.By
[ By George Broolu.
CONNUBIAIjlTlKS.
Colonel Bob Inporsoll ia to marry n Catho-
Ic , but that will hardly make Ingoraoll ft
Dnthollc.
The wedding of Miss Margaret Sanderson ,
.laughter of Kdward Sanderson , to Cnpt
Uudd , of the United Statoa navy , tookplaco
Tune 10.
No man xhould think of marrying until ho
IB nblo to support a wife or has discretion
unough to pick out n wife who can support
him. Yonkers Gazotto.
There is BOina talk of Introducing next sea
son the pretty woudiug feature of having the
choir como down tbo alslo to moot tbo brldo
and return with her to the nltar. Choirs often
fight llko cats and dogs in prlvato , but In pub-
lie their voices are always in harmony. It Is
thought this loison will not bo lost upon the
brldo anil groom , Philadelphia Call ,
Kecontly two Boston brides have appropri
ately chosen the apple blossom us their lloral
decoration , In placa of the orange blossom or
tbo graceful wliito lilac. Ono bride carried n
basket of these blossoms In her hand to the al
tar , and another received congMtuUtionH in n
bower of the muno , whllo her white satin gowa
was trimmed with them In combination wltb
tullo.
In order to obtain in marrlago the daughter
of n llillsdalo. N. II. farmer , n young innii
has contracted to work BOVOII yoara lor her
lather , Thin in a pretty good arrangement
for the youtiR man. Seven yeara steady em
ployment , n courtship cxtondlnr ever tbo same
period , and the old innii will have to continue
Inlying bl daughter's clothes. Noirlstowii
Herald.
It sooniH to ba supposed bora that n mor
ganatic marrlago is n sort of n linger arrange-
mont. This in mistake. In Gcrmnny Bocio-
ty U divided into castca. If a man of ono
caste marrioa n woman of nn inferior ono , the
marriage , which la perfectly valid Is termed
morganatic. This moans that hia wife and the
wlfo'H children do not lisa to the caste of the
man. So again , if the wlfo ia of a superior
caste to tlio husband , the marriage is morgan
atic. For instance , the inarrlogo of the Duke
of Hamilton with a Princess of IJadou was
morganatic , nnd the marriage of Princess
Loulso with Lord Lorno would , had either
jiarty been Gorman , have boon a morganatic
ono. Both Prince Tock and Prince Louis of
Battonborg are the Issue of morganatic mar
riages , London Truth.
A very singular man-logo was one which
took place at Leicester , In the eighteenth year
of Quoou Elizabeth's reign , between Thomas
llllsby , a deaf and dumb man , and Ursula
Bridget , n hearing and talkative spinster. As
the prayer-book required that the promises of
marriage should bo exchanged iu spoken
woida , the clergy and civil authorities of Lei-
cost or were unable to s y bow this dumb man
could bo satisfactorily married. In their per-
ploxlty they appealed to the bishop of Lon
don , who , with the help of another member of
tlio clergy , devised a marriage service by signs.
The bride made her promises in the usual
manner , and the groom did his part thus !
'Having unit embraced Ursula with his arms.
10 took her by the hand and put the nuptial
ring on her finger. Ho then laid bin right hand
significantly oil his heart , and afterward , put-
.Ing their palms together , extended bothhaade
to heaven. Having thus sued for the divine
dousing , ho declared his purpose to dwell witli
Ursula till death should aoparote then by clos <
ng hia oyclliU with his ( hirers , digging the
eortb with his feet , as though he wished tc
make a hole in the ground , nnd then moving
Us arms and body oa though ho were tolling n
funeral boll. " St. Jamea1 Gazette.
iMlMKTIES.
A Cleveland judge hni declared the Salva
tiou army a nuisance.
A congregation of Middlesex was dreadfull ;
shocked last Sunday at feeing the oldest doi
con , who bad been bitting in the clover pate !
in front of the church , begin to throw back
somersaults and go through a most \iolen
( erica of gymnastics. Tbe sympathy \voa gen
end when it was Vuown that tbe first bumblebee
boo of the & * on had mUtaken jtho log of th
gi/od man' * troutera for IU nest.
"Muik Twuln" is A member of llev , Mr
Twllchell' * church tn Hertford , and so WAS
ho late ex-Governor Marshall Jewell. But
ho ex-governor wnn "higher up'1 in the
church , ns the humorist cxnrCBnod It , nnd used
.o pom around the plato. Ono day Mark
Twain said to the ox-governor : "Soo horo.gov-
trnor , thov let you collect the donation * , but
hey would never lot mo do It. " "Oh , VM ,
hey would , " said tlio ox-crovcrnor , .adding ,
that Is , with n bell punch , "
Ham Johmlnc ; dctltcd to renew hl member-
hip with the Austin Blue I.islit ? Tnbornnclo ,
.Bt Itovcrcnd Whangdoodlo Babtcr , the pan.
or , objected ,
"I hcah you beiti yo' wlfn oborf night , 60
: o nnlghbai tolh mo.1 said Whnngdoodle.
"Yo * , sab , I Ins boon In do habitob currec-
In'her. "
"Dat's not right. You must quit dat. "
"IJf you say so , I'll not boat nor no mo.ib ,
promisor you dat w'on I gees homo tor night
'II her do Ins' ' '
gib bontln' nho's gnlntor got
mm mo , but It will bo n good ono , you bet. "
Toxns SlftlngH.
A comical scene wan witnessed In St. 1'nul'n '
nthodrnl. London , last Sundny , The ton
itnorl chiefs who accompanied King Tnwnbai
o London were taken tu the cathedral to nt-
end morning prayer , nnd were expected to
m profoundly improved with tbo grnndeur of
ho edifice , the beauty of the music , nnd the
loloirnlty of the eorvlco , The untutored Now
/onlnndorfl , however , were by tin moans im-
irossed , but were , on tlio contrary , unmis-
akably bored. They listened with Bomo np-
loarnnca of interest to the music , but they
ound standing np during the responses and
cnoollng during the prnyors too exhausting ,
ml finally kept their sonta. When It came
to the sermon they could stand it no longer ,
nnd tlio whole lot fell ail cop nnd nnorod loudly
lironghout the ontlro diacourBo.
A Trille.
Ho put hii nnn around my wnlst
Just so ; nnd looked , oh ! very hilly ;
And yet nt b'jlng Umi ombrnced
I did not frown ; the nlr wnt chilly.
Ho rolled my hind , nnd bent bis chin
Mont rovontly low to klcs it ;
Ono lltllo kiss It was no alii
To toll the truth , I did not ml > < lt.
Thin rw I turned my fnco toward his
Our Him were no&r non to forbid it
Somebody klusodl The trouble is ,
I don't exactly know who did it.
Sure 8) ) n.s ol Summer.
'ho heninro , Bcrntcblng In garden-beds.
Destroying the tender Hhoots ;
? ho buttorlly'a BOOII in the meadows green ,
Folks hanker for early fruits ,
'lio youth is wearing his lost year's Hlraw ,
The girls nro In muslin drosslng ,
The dust cloudi lly vvhon the nlr In dry ,
And the water-carts nro mlrbing ;
Vnd brightly glows those balmy nights
The shield of the rounding moon ;
I'lio Email boy bathos in bis llesh-hued lights-
All signs proclaim 'tis Juno.
[ Somerville Journal.
I-'OH - TIIK
Two or three colors are used In laco.
Kasy-crying widows take now husbands
oonest.
Hata mndo of cloth llko the costumoSwIll be
voru for travelling.
Under bodicca are open mid trimmed In the
amo way : va chemises.
Small gold pirs are used In profusion in
ostoniug jabots of laco.
Tbo crnzo for Jaiianoso and Chinceo goods
s on the wano. Turkish nnd 1'orelnn colors
ml designs nro preferred.
Glrli who mourn because the men wont pro-
> OHO flhould bear in mind that Naomi wni fiSO
'cars old before she married ,
'Archery is a fascinating and lioalthful
ncroation , " sayann exchange. It IB nleo a big
lilng for the nrtlllclal eye manufacturers.
l'o tlicra and flowor.t fastened in the coif-
uro with mot nnd buttorlllosof gold thread and
fosHamor are fnvorlto ornnmentu for evening
wear ,
Silk underwear is made still moro costly
ml elegant with nunntitioa of lace nnd moro
r less line embroidery and feather stitched
cams.
Bonnets or bats entirely covered with black ,
ot-bcadod not and trimmed wltb ostrich tip !
ako precedence of all other boadod-nol
chapouux.
Accordion-plaited skirtn and shoulder capo :
lordorod with a deep accordion-plaiting , an
worn together , especially by children nnc
roung girls.
Thcro is much joking about the young Indj
who dotes on Ico-cream , but the young mat
who cannot gut away with two or three ( [ unit
ilmjolf ia scarce.
To bo nt an evening party with n cold it
tlio head nnd no handkerchief ia worse thai
Bitting ip with your girl nnd having the olc
lady present. Chicago Sun.
The irlrls don't appear to bo using their lea ;
yo r privileges as freely as they ought to. Lot
of eligible men havon't boon proposed to feat
at least a week. Philadelphia Bulletin.
Pretty little baskets for 'Bonding flowers b ;
post are the latest novelty iu Knglish funhioi :
nbla circles. They fasten with n padlock an
thi ) sender and receiver each keep n koy.
A revolt Iu Imminent against the his ?
shonldoni which Imvo boon carried up ti
n deforming extent. This style la parlli
ularly distasteful witli simaru capon and co ,
lars ,
A great many coatuinon lm\o n false skirl
trimmed with a bias band of velvet , wbllo th
real skirt , plaited straight down or across , fall
about two or thtoo inches from the edge of th
first skirt.
Black surah makes the most youthful nm
durable of summer mourning dresses , and Is H
light in weight ns to be very pleasant to wear
It nooda no lining , nnd when made up of Itaol
In n very cool drcna.
An Ohio woman baa just patented a firo-oa
capo. But , then , that'll nothing. It's ,
mighty poor woman tbatcau't ] Invent BOIIIO ox
CUBO tu compel her husband to got up in th
morning and build th * tiro.
Dark complexions coming into favor , it 1
said tboro is now what is known na sunburn
powder Introduced for the make-up of the In
dina' faces , both old and young , and wouh
fain kcup up with the procession.
Itlbbon trimmings , though long in vogue
are to bo worn this summer In greater profu
don than ever before , The moat ozponsivi
ribbon garnitures nro of white or palo tlntoc
satin , with Koft finish groa grain backs ,
The jorsov glovca of silk , lisle thread , or Bill
and linen will mure than nvor tnko the plno
this BOOBOUof the dressed or undressed clove
of kid , The new makes fit the hand perfectly
and have 11 the effect of the long Danish kit
glovoa.
A now kind of embroidery , destined to become
como Immensely fashionable , consists of ralsei
flower * , the petals formed of lustrous eatln o
satin ribbon In all the colors and tlmdos dc
mandod by the artist ; and the loaves nm
calyxes of Kensington-stitch in silk lloju.
Bomo of the latest Parisian bonnets nro tc
markablo for tiio extreme shortness and nai
rawness of their strings none seem mote thai
four inches In width , and when tied , as the ;
nro , directly under the chin ; the short loop
are taken tip on either side and pinned witl
careful exactness and prim precision.
Summer mantles will bo very short and a
varied shapes. We shall BOO capes wit !
sleeves : visltoa modified as to shape and size
peasant jackets , tight fitting at the back , all
open IA front , made of cloth , with rovnra a
the neck and sleeves of ribbed bilk , and aov
oral rows of very small metal buttons , or els
two rows of largo buttons the elzo of a silvo
dollar. Several combinations tend to brln ,
back the mantle of the same matoiial a * th
dross , rather simulated than real , by mean
of the addition of braces and wide sleeve *
which , bolnir applied ever the bodice , reprc
eont a tight-fitting muutlo.
Some of the now changeable silks are vor
beautiful , and when the colors are well blende
an evening dress of these mc/corial * la nbou
tlio prettiest and most becoralug one a lad
can choose. Agieon illk shot with purple
one of yellow shot with bright red were bet
execrable. Silver and ioso , pale blue au
silver , amber with duep crimson , peach cole
and saphlro blue , mauve and gold , pale HU
and dcop violet , or soa-green and gold all ei
absolutely beautiful , And when these del
cato silks , with their wonderful sboenoy tu
facea , are softened and enhanced with trin
mlug of creamy lace there can hardly 1
found a more chunnlug druu if we expect 01
of white lace.
Ho Said.
Oh ! ye ? 111 U y < i the story
The very vor Ji that were said.
Yon BOO the Bupi > cr was cooking ,
And I was slicing bread ,
And HIchard came into the pantry ;
His fnco WM exceedingly red.
Ho opened hi < half-shut fingcM ,
And gave mo the pllmpso of n ring ;
And then oh ! ye , I remember
Tlio kettle began to sing ,
And Vonny came in M Ith her baby -
Tbo cunfngcst bit of ft thing.
And the biscuits were out In a minute
Well , what came next ? Lot mo BCO
Ohl Knnnv MM thcro with the bnby ,
And wo all eat down toto.i.
And ( rrnmlina looked ever her glasses
So ipioor at Itlchard nnd mo.
But It wasn't till after the milking
That ho said what ho had to say.
How was it ? Oh ! 1'nnny had tnkon
The baby nnd gnno nwny
The funniest rogue of n fellow
Ho bad n now tooth that day.
Wo were standing under the plum trco ,
And Illchnrd said something low ;
But I was tired nnd Mustered ,
And trembled , 1 almost know ;
For old Itcd is tbo hardest of milkers ,
And Brlridlo's so horribly Blow.
And that let mo coo -whoro wns I ?
Ohl tbo stars crow thick overhead ,
And wo two stood under the plum tree
Till the chickens How np to bod.
Wellbo loed moaud we're to bo marrlod-
And that Is about what ho said.
-Syracuse [ Herald ,
SINQUIJ/VUIXIKS.
A UGIV York fish doulcr lifts n double turtle
li Siamese twins , brought from Floiida.
A sturgeon weighing olRhty-fHo pound * was
aught nt lubiiiio | recently witli nu ordinary
look nnd lino1 !
A little daughter of 1) . C. Hayes , of Col-
imbui , buried tucnly-'evn year ago , was ox-
iiiincd Monday , t ml HIO wna jitst as perfect
n face and form 0,1 when aho wan laid away
n 1857.
Acnrloua freak r > f nature attracts attention
t Milford , N , Jl. On the tttig of : i crab ripple
roe Is n largo , double white rose , the stem
olninp the twig in close proximity to four others
loarlng only ordinary npplo blossoms.
A standard rose , said to have been planted
iy Charlemagne , it uno of the curiosities of
illdcaholm , Hanover , Its trunk la knnrloi !
nd rugged , and in aomo places ia aa thick as a
nau'n body. It watt feared that after its life
f n thousand years it waa losing its vitality ,
iiit it haa apparently taken a now lease ol
Ifo , nnd this year lias put forth several now
and thrifty shoots.
When snakes nro shedding their skins they
vlll not eat nt all as they go blind , mid n
nnko will not oat anything they cannot see.
iV'lion they are about to shed their sklna they
rive n great blow nt their mouth * and thii
oosons their skin and it cornea otf from the
load nnd they crawl out. Then they nro very
iimgry and will cat anything. Some snakes
von't in tbo time others '
oat day ; won't oat
vhen there ia a crowd looking on.
The manufacture of artificial human milk is
rowing into ipilso an industry in England ,
t ia mudo from pure cow's milk , which is first
loilod to destroy all germ * , then treated with
i digestive fonnout called pancroatiuo , by
vhich artlficinlidigcation IH produced , nnd is
nially brought to thn same constitution aa
niinan milk by 110 ueo of dilute acids for pro-
ipitntitiK tlio excess of albumen. Sick children
n hospitals have been fed on this productnnd
iavo gained moat rapidly in health nnd
voight.
The Albatross has brought north imito n
nriosity. It ! < double turtle ; or , iu other
vorcls , two twtlti connetcd , n lit Siamese
wina. _ The two animals nro joined together
t their posterior extremities , and where the
onnoction is made the Meshy part is nearly ns
Idck ns nny other portion of the body. There
ro two aeperat ? noaily circular shells on the
iack , nnd nt each extremity of the combined
nimal a little head projects , while there arc
hroo Icga on n fide ; making six in nil The
ntiro length of this monster is nbout four
lichen , and it is , approximately two inches
vido.
There is a negro woman in Marietta. Ga. ,
who ia gradually turning white vihlto spots
: ever her face and other parts of her body. .
Thia bleaching process of nature has boon go
'ng on for aomo timo. The womnn is work
ng for ono of the beat families of the place
she is apparently in good health , and tin
, vhita spots , which keep enlarging and spread
ng ever her body , cannot bo accounted fo :
upon any other hypothesis than that she haa i
loculiar akin disease that ia working out thii
wonderful transformation. It gives her n <
uneasiness whatever because it ia painless.
"Tho min in n troo" boa sold Ida house am
ot nt Washington , nnd 1110 % od to larcrer cmar
-era of the same kind in another place. Hi :
name is A. B. Ilayward , ho ia n , ono armoi
clerk in tbo pension ollica , and disease nni
crnukiam together led him to live in a tree fo
fresh air. ] to bought a cheap lot which hni
Bomo oak trees on Meridian bill Bomo month
ago , and built a "house" of boards andcauva.-
measuring 71x12 feet , and put it 13 foot fror
the irroimd , supported partly by tbo limbs c
troea and partly by posta. Tboro ho has live
pulling up Ida ladder after him nt night , n
snug aa n bug i. n rug. HU now house in nt :
other place ia forty feet from the ground , buil
on the same plan.
Ttilco Vour Cliolco.
In church and in state
It Is rule or bo ruled ;
In courtship and mariiigo
H is fool or bo fouled ;
fn logic nnd law
It ia nick or bo nickrd ;
In gambling and trade
It Ia trick or bo tricked ;
In treaty nnd war
It ia beat or bo beaten ;
In the struggle of llfo
It is eat or bo eaten.
Cruthod stinwborry and elephant's ear mue
ilvo way na popular colors. Cheap cab ochr
Is now In the ascendant.
There Is n man In Kentucky who hasn't i
bone in his body. What splendid base
ball umpire lie would mako.
This notice was posted in Jasper , Toxaa
recently : "Lost or strode , o Soral horao ti
wlto feat and wlto fose. Blind in on i fivi
doller roword. "
Ono of the reasons urged by the advocate
of the postal delivery system In a small clt :
was , that the olfico should seek the man , no
the man the olllco.
The Pithburg Chronicle summarizes thi
Fenn bank failure iu this fashion : "What tin
reporter asked , ' ? ? ? - ? ' What tVo banl
director answered , ' I 1 I I1 What thi
publlo loarneJ , ' 0-0-0-0. ' "
Wages ore only ton cents a day in China
and yet the young laundry clerk squints on
of Ida throe-concerned oy'ea at tbe club-footei
c ! o < tlftl maiden , and she squints back , am
.ind they do manage to pay the paraoi
ami have roust rat throe times a week , gome
how ,
A New York dog catcher wears a dtamom
ring , A man should always try to live up t <
the profession iu which ho ia engaged , nl
thounh just at the present laomont this dog
catcher may be mistaken for a bank pros !
dent In "reducod"circumstancos , [ Norrlttowi
Herald.
A < ate weighing thirteen tons has just beet
put In a Cleveland vault. But we don *
BOO where the advantage of Its weight coma
In. A cashier seldom attempts to lug tin
uafo with him when ho leaves ulth the In ten
tlon of tummoilng in Canada. ( Yonker'i
Statesman.
A Michigan man whipped his wife bocnusi
she wouldn t carry seed corn to the field , Th'
Judge sentenced htm to six months in jail
Thii is wrong. The wlfo will now ha\o ti
hoe the corn It a harvest is gathered. The'
ought to have confined the man iu the fieli
and compelled him to attend t * the growln ;
crop and give his wife a rest.
A Decatur lunatlo captured n butcher-sho ]
the other night , and with knife nnd cleave
held 300 meant bay. In a moment o [ weal
ness , however , he attempted to cane a portui
houstj steak cut near the herm , and wan a van
( lutthed man in five inlnutoi. Thatauiu
should be 10 foolish whnn life and liberty wor
at steak-Burlington ! Hawkeye ,
Hswkliiivllie ( Go. ) News ; One follow wa
from Wilcox and the other resides in thi
county. Ths Wilcox man sold :
' 'After cclone a or two
i ourbig ) , year igo ,
la-fto number of birds and chickens wore found
from which every feather had been stripped
by the terrible wind , In fact they wore picked
as slick M an onion , but the fowla wore still
alive and kicking. "
"O , thftt'u nothing , " exclaimed the Pnlnskl
man , "Ono of my neighbors had hi * well
blown so crooked by the Batno cycle o that ho
has not boon able to getn bucket down Into it
finco. nnd bo was compelled to dig another
well. "
At thin point tbo meeting adjjnrned to the
nearest saloon.
MUSlOAIi ANIl DRAMATIC.
Buffalo's Juno festival has Bold $10.000
worth of Beats.
It Is iaJ ! tint Frank Mnyn'a now play , "Nor-
deck , " made a strong success ntllnvorly's the-
nter , Chic.igo.
Mine , N'ilston IB announced to mnko her
first nppoaranco In n London concert-room this
Benson on the ' . ' 3d of July.
Clara. Louise Kellogg lias refused nil offers
of engagements , flh&kon off all manner ol busi
ness , and has Bailed for Kuropo on u pleasure
trip.Tho
The Pans critics have not especially gushed
overJM. Stagno In the opera of "lligolctte. "
IfTdcod they have dnmnou him with very faint
prnino.
The now play with which Mine. .Tnnnnschok
will open her season nt the Fourteenth Street
ihcftt o on Sciitnmbcr 15 , ia by Mr. Harry
Meredith.
Mine. Modjeskn , now about to depart for
her homo in llupsln , quIetiy told a > nportcr In
Now York that she had made ? 70GOO during
the | nit unexampled season ,
"Nadje/.da" la being arranged for the French
stage , and Uio prospects nro that Bornhnrdt ,
who u nppljing her genius to n study of the
play , may make the greatest lilt of her llfo.
Adolpli Klein nnd Misa Kniinn Seebold.who
hayo bn < > n for some time pnit popular members
oi the Now York Timlin eornpanv , will nppcnr
on the Kugllsh-ppoahing stage next season , in
Mr ; .Tamos Dutl'a opera company.
Mlaa Sophlo Eyre the London actress who
boa bron engaged to take Miss HOBO Cophlaii'fl
place In the Wollni-k theatre company during
their tour , will make hnr first nppoaranco iu
this country as Lady Clare , at Utica , N. Y. ,
on the 23d inst.
Edwin Booth N Bald to bo gradually with
draw inp ; from theatrical lift' . Ho recently
told v friend that ho took no interest in theat
rical nlfahs , nnd longed for the llmo when bo
could get away from it altogether. Ho haa
determined to play orly twenty weeks next
ye iv.
The ( treat organ at Wcsmlnotor abbey ,
which hna been i constructed , is said to bo
na\f ono of.tho largest and finest instruments
in Kuropo. A writer for Truth who
tvna recently passing through the abbey
"thought some of the honored corpses buried
there were groaning , with such ieurful nolaos
waa tlio air filled. "
The nowspaners at Birmingham , where
Mlaa Mary Anderson gave her last perfor-
nnnco before starting on her Hummer vacation
refuse to join in the general chorus of praise
whicli the rest of the English pipers have
raised. They especially criticise her imper
sonation of Pauline ' ' of "
, In 'The Lady Lyons"
and declare that it ia cold and artificial.
Mile Emmn Nevada , the young prima don
na , who haa been engaged to King in the "Mca-
iab. " the "Elijah , " and thn "Redemption" at
, ho Norwich festival , England , in October ,
ms mndo several other engagements out of
France for tbo coming winter , In September
ho will impersonate LaUme , Lucia , Mipuon ,
mil Auiinjint Trieste , nnd after her visit to
s'orwhtcli aho will make an operatic tour in
Spain and Portugal ,
Mr. Lawrence Barret uill open hia next
icason nt Denver , Col. , on July 8. His com-
lany will consist of Misa Marie Wainwright ,
\lha \ Minnie Monk , Miaa Kosa Fiance , Messrs
" . .ouis James , F. C. Motley , Benjamin G.
togers , Charles M. Collina , .1. W. Sturgeon ,
Albert .1. Kiddle. Pierce Winter , Charles
Smith , Douglaa White , S. 15. Springer , Hen
ry Tappen and Herman Schafilcr.
Still another Terry ia to bo introduced to
.ho English stage. In addition to Miss Ellen
Terry and her bevy of sisters , who are all in
.ho profession , Mr. Irving haa discovered his
trionic possibilities in nyounp brother of the
tragedienne , and proposes to IJmako him nn
ictor. His facial resomblam o to Miaa Ellen
Perry is striking , and Mr. Irving intends to
utilize this resemblance in hia forthcoming re
vival of "Twelfth NiRht. " Miss Terry is , of
courao , cast for the Viola of the play , and the
youngster is now being coached to personate
Viola's brother Sebastian. Mr. Irving be
lieves that the realism of tbo performance will
lie increased nnd ita poetic efleet enhanced by
the family resemblance between the two per-
Formers.
DOCTOR
WHITTIER
17 St. Charles S ( . , St. Louis , Mo.
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