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OMAHA DAILX" BEE-SATURDAY MAY 31 , 1884.
9 TIME OUT OF IOC
Dr. Thomas1 Eclectric Oil
cunts
IHioumntism nnd Neuralgia.
99 TIMES OUT OF 100
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CUIIK3
A Cold or n Honrsoncus.
19 TIMES OUT OF 20
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cums
Asthma nnd Diphtheria.
49 TIMES OUT 0 50
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CUIK3 !
Croup and Affections of the Throat.
SOLD EVERYWHERE.
T33CI3
HAS NO SUPERIOR.
The Steck is a Durable Piano
TI1E BTKCK IH8 SIN01NO fjUAUTY OP TON !
FOUND IN NO OTIIKR 1'IANO.
BOLD ONLY 1JY
WOODBRIDGrE BROS , ,
OMAHA NI'.II.
DR.HQRHE'S EIE6TRIG BEL1
.
. , DyriKpulit ,
pnllon. > : nr.lprlu , Cntunri
. . . . I'lli'Epllrpur. . Imimlpnrj
DumliARUcrrnlnp in Uteri , etc. only K-lrntlflehlw
tnalleltln Ainerlrn tlmlKiiclt the Electricity jnil mnl
ni tl m throiiKli the foody. and c n bo rcclmrncd In an In
eUmtbr Ihelmllrnt.
SI.OOO Would Not Bu It.
DR. noRKFi-I waa adllotod with rhuumatlim am
cured by uiln ; a belt. To any one alHIcted wltt
that disease , I would iu > f , buy Homo's Klectrlo licit
Any one can confer with mo by writing calling
at my store , 1420 Douglss direct. Omaha , Nob.
WILLIAM LYONS.
MAIN OFFICE Opposite postofflro , room 4 Fren
r.cr block.
CVTor sale atC. F. Goodman'a DrugJStoro1 111 !
Aaraara Ht , Omaha.
Orders nilod C. O D.
nrATlBYr TWO" "f 'ho QonoratUo Organi
tlSG.D I Ml > ii X ciulcklr cured by tbi
CIVIAI.K MiniUI : ) . Adopted In all the HOSPITAL !
OF PRANCK Prompt return o ( VlflOlt. Slmi.li
cases , $3 to 10. Severe ones , $3 to $12. I'ampmo
Free. CnUlo Remedial Agency , IDC Fulton hi. , Nov
York.
Un Ii. 0. Wtsr'H NEKTE AMI Hn.UH THKAT
MEN7 , a Rnamntocd specific for Hysteria , Dizzi
noss. Convulsions , l''iU , Nervous NouralRin
HeadacheNervous ProMrntion caused bytlioue
of alcohol or tobacco , \Viikefnlnenn , Mental lie
I\rossioii , BoftoiiinR of tlio llniin rceultins in in
Pinity and loadinn In minory , dccny and dealt
I'reranturo Old ARC , llm rmincss , Lees { pawo
in either BOX , Jnvoluntary I/mnra and Hrjormnl
orrhcca caused byuTor-ozortion ot thobramBoll
nbuBOor ovor-indulRouco. Kncli box contain
one month's treatment. $1.03 u box , or six boxc
for fS.OO , sent by mull iiropnidoii receipt of prlc <
\\K 4.VAICANTji : HIX JIOXJCH
I'o euro nny rneo. With each , order rooolvoanyn
for cii boxoA. accompanied with * 5.00o wtl
Bond the purchnBor our wriUcu gunrantoo to M
fund the money if the trmUneutdooanotofloc
6 euro , Quarnntoni i Buou onurtur
O. K , GOODIIANN , Drug8rl t ARCH , for Omahl
Nob.
DP.'fEUX LE BRUtl' ?
TRBVENTIVB AND CURE.
FOR EITHER SEX
The remedy belnit Injected directly ! to ti toil i
the disease , require * no change ot diet f.i nauseou
mercurial or poisonous raodlclnon to bo ttken Inte
Dally , When uaod as a provcntlvo by either BOX , It
tnposalble to contract any private dlseaie ; but In tl
cage ot those already unfortunately afflicted wo Rua
ntoothioo boxes to cure , or wo will refund the mo
ey. Price by moll , postage paid , (2 prr box or thn
DOXM for f .
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leaned by all authorized agents u
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SOLE PROPRIETORS
O F.Qoodmau , Uru glit Sole Agent , fur 0 mi
&e ly 11
Durham In historic. It won neutral irround
durlnu the anuUtlon bctu ceil Bbonnau and
JohUBon. Holillen of both arnilca nilcd
tholr | ucbM u Hli llio tobacoo utoredtbcri ) ,
and , alter the surrender , marched home ,
ward. Boon ordcrHcaiuo from 1'iit , Went ,
Nortliand Houtb.for "more of Uiatelwrant
tobacco. " Then , ton man ran on unknown
factory. Now It employs BOO men , unon the
pink and pick of the Golden licit , and the
Durham Hull In the trado-mark of thlMha
bent tobacco In thu world. DltckwcU'n Dull
Durham Binokliw Tot acco has the largctt
( .aloof any vnioklutr tobacco In the world.
Why ? Simply becnuso It Is the Int. All
dealers Uave It Trndo-mark of the DulL
M
LOOK OUT !
DURHAM
BULL
Durham Hmoklrur To
bacco. as he was told , h
wouldn't have IK *
cornered by tlio bul
I Chartered by IheStateofll ;
Inols for theexprcss purpo
[ of clving Immediate relict
nail chronicurinnry and pi
ivute diseases. Qonorrhce
} Gleet andSyphills in all the
complicated forms , alto i
diseases of the Skin at
Blood promptly relieved ai
permanentlycured by rem
L diestestedln a t'urtuYea
. . _ „ _ _ _ > t > ictaI J'ractIre. Uemln
Weakness. NIC.lit Lxiiirs by Dreams , i'imnles i
the i'accLost ManhoodJm lli'f//riir l.a'/.r
iinuci-i > crlnit-nH > i < i , The nrproprlate remei
Ii at once used In cacti case. Consultations , pe
nonal or by letter , sacredly confidential. Me
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package to indicate content ! or sender. Addrc
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MARRIAGE BUDwt
u-all icciili which
j murUro
SERRr-TS- kuow. Jluuditili of
VkUIMb I URMxIpU.bowtocuivHtrroui
) tat > Hlljr , baolml bui , Me. , Kill ttcunlr < i lni
trlA trot * ( inou iMHi Uui | ) Addien I if.
BoToro Tnkcn.
The rour li o th t tloclcod her face
WM flke the ( ovehoira tint ;
Her form iclnnl , nymotrlo ernco ,
ICyoi llko fi.irks | trcctl from flint *
Hnr golden rlnalcU linnR In curls ,
Jlnr dlnmonds , U > n , cpilto t rok moj
Toolli , two row * of ulilnlnff ponrU
All this bcforo ho took It.
AITEIITARINa ,
Some lucky chop IIM cut mo nut ,
Anil ovonlnRi tnkoshor wnlklng ;
I foal nllltlo vexed , no doubt ,
For It iitarU thn ifonslpi talking ;
Hut > lio'i-not hftlf PO jirotty now -
Hlio moilo t nntnro mockf ;
The mnlilon Minium 'nonth her brow ,
Shu buys It by llio box.
Her form noimrfcct , ni I thought ,
la mndo with cotton-wnflto ;
In n 'Jollnr utoro her gotim were Ixiuglit
Thoy'ra nothing olio but pinto.
Her gel Icn hair thnt Jroopa In curln
Her falno comploxlon siilU ;
Uornu p , I've lonrnoil from other girls ,
Its not golden nt the rootn ,
Her tooth nro fnlno , upon my honor ,
Alul penciled nro her Ushcn ;
H r cycH , inado bright wltli bollndonn ,
Clvo forth the npurkllng llAslics.
In fact ronlly ulio nhuckn ,
AH nho blunhlnc nnttiro npos
( Don't think I'm llko the lublcil fox
That Bcornod the nonr grnpofi ) .
JOHN luiiviit.lit. !
HONKV KOll TIII5 IjADIKS.
Out In Dakota when n Indy "cnU" ft gentleman -
man friend nho docs It with n knlfo.
Tlio miunro iinrndol Is called the "ugly filrl'/i
pnrniol , " HliaHlmd n Kiunt salolu Jioston.
A muir In defined 111 "a thing which holds n
clrl'g hnml nnd don't Biiioc7.o It " Who would
bo n muff
Flower bonnnti arn again fnfthlonnblo.
Thone of whlto lllnc. with plenty of greenery ,
nro nmong the prettiest.
I.lslo thnuul gloves lind favor with the ma
jority of ladle * . They cnmo in nil tlio now
nhadca and nhnpos nnd nt roanonnblo prices.
"Thin Biimtnor ladles nro going to dross their
hair nn they did n hundred years ngo , " Rayx n
nownpapor. This make * Hotno of the Indies
pretty old ,
Tlio latest mathematical puzzle U Kngland
Is nald to bo this : "Two India * mot three
ladles , tlinv nil kissed ; how many klascrt were
exchanged ? "
When n woman , during pleasant weather ,
stands out In the street half the day with n
broom In her hand , it la no proof tbut she la
very industrious.
lilack lace tnltts will bo worn to some ox-
extent , but more by elderly Indies than nny
other. They have long wrlsta and faetou with
n narrow block nllk ribbon.
Clara Bcllo asks : "Why don't boards grow
upon womon'H faces ? " Wo will answer that
itiostlon | when Clara tolls us why boards du
grow on mon'd faces.
There Is n marked prevalence thus far ol
brown nnd bronze hues , which In Innumerable
shades and tones are exceedingly fnahtonahlu
both In dross nnd millinery.
When n young lady begins to take n lively
interest In the arrangement of young man
necktie U'H an Infallible proof ol the existence
of something more serious than slutorly regard
on her part.
"Tho Rhnwlotto" is the latest fashionable
wrap Introduced by the lioiton shop-keepers.
The Philadelphia 1'rons Nays It Is particularly
adapted to the girlotto wo rlng the now suapa
of hatlotto ,
Many ladles are npnln chonnlng the glazoil
kid glove In preference to those which nro un
dressed. Silk nnd linen gloves will , however ,
tnko the load in populnrity when the wonthor
becomes uncomfortably warm ,
"Somo day In the hence 1 hope to bo cre
mated , " Bays Knto Klold. But Kuto In a very
superior person. Your ordinary young woman
Is satisfied to bo tco-crniinmtcd In thu now ,
[ Cincinnati Saturday Night.
ftlixa Becky Jones ban rivals. Seven woman
in Georgia recently made n quilt without
speaking n word during the whole operation ,
It ought to bo added , however , that they wore
inmates of a deaf nnd dumb institution ,
Skeleton bonnets made of transparent gnu/.oi
or gold braid , silk choulllo , or boulwork. In
diamond patterns , showing the coiffure
through the open-work designs which lorn
llio crown , are shown by nil fashionable milll
nore.
Young men who nro pawning their wintoi
overcoats to take their girls on nn excursion
may bo Interested In knowing that the nowosl
style of engagement ring is u diamond and r
ruby , or a diamond and n sapphire not at righl
angles or diagonally.
A lady leader writes to say that she hoi
been losing her hnlr recently , nnd wants t <
know what she shall do to prcvnnt it. Ktthoi
keep your bureau drawer locked , or oho dls
chnrgo the hired girl nnd got another of n complexion
ploxion dilTorcnt from yours ,
Taste nt present aooms to Incline toward rlcl
material made in gront Hlmpllclty. Tin
waalthloat nnd most fiudilonablo women woai
but little trimming on their street costumes
moat of these being tullor-nmdo , nnd nltu
gothor porfoot in the matter of fit mul drop
Ing.
Ing.Tho
The gauntlet glove , which was so pomila
fora llttlo time , Is now only used for rldlni
nnd driving. Dogskin mm undressed Kid Ii
thtii Htylo roino In itvrry shudo of tan , green
brow n and bine. The nowo-t ones fustiui by ;
pntnnt clasp , and dark tan la the fushlonubl
color.
color.Whon
When n young man In cnught In nrnln itorn
with a girl on ouch arm , you can toll prott ;
well what his puferoncos are by the way In
holds his uinbrollit. ( ilrls who are In ilimb
about n mutter of this coit limy , however , fun
n llttlo dllllcultr In getting tlm right combliu
tiiin ol two KlrU nn umbrella and a rainy day
[ Detroit ] ' 'ruo 1'rcsa ,
All the Mimmer bonnets nro moro or Irs
trnnniurent. | If of straw , thu braid is looped
and ho HhoWb unaccs between. Tlitro nn
also very fine gilt wlro bonnets , which an
soml-triuittpnront , andcountlesH bonnets mnili
of jotted net , chenille , dotted gnuzu , am
flowered tulle , which displays thu nrmiigmnen
of the hulr bonouth. High tpmro mm peak
fchapod crowns ulsu nio seou.
The newest linen collars are cut to fit vor ;
high , nnd nro fuutunml cloao about the tlinu
with a Hoin-fot collar button of liammoini
gold. TheBO uro worn qulto nbovo the nocl
ot the drnsn , the tuukur of French ir.inlli
nerving to fill up tlm Intoilni , The collntH nn
llnlnliod with n bordering of line umbroldurj
In Swiss or French ncodlowotk.
Hod parnxols In satin nnd Turkey twill nti
Btlll In vogue ; those , however , only look wol
with nn entire black toilet , or In H'lino verj
dark one , In which tlicro Is some color rollttv
HIICO. A deep rod sunthado , oarrlnd by the
wearer of a dark green foulurd , polka dottoi
with cardinal , was cUVctlvo , but thi-ua olfoclj
cannot bo very oxtonalvely repented , us roi
combines uuccovtfully with but tow costume :
appropriate for the promenade ,
The twilled American Mirabs insko vor ]
pretty nud Inexpensive aults for the Bummer
and nro cooler and lighter than groa grain o :
ottoman. Fourteen yivrdu of black surah wll
make a stylish costume , provided there can hi
furulihod n foundation skirt of old silk o
cheap ulpaca , upon which to drapa the trim
inlngs and ovoidroHg. The skirt In trlminei
either with deep tlouncxu or klltlngiandnbov <
this Is o full apron tunio , cither finiiiho 1 will
a very wlilp horn or edged around the fron
with a frln of black Spaniih or Kucmial luce
This tunic is draped permanently to thofoun
datlon skirt , The bodloa can bo Hindu tj sul
the wearer , and she hiw n wlda cholcn thU HO i
son. ( Jood black oursh can bo bought for on
dollar n yard. The pulu ovonln ? vhikdon are
trllla moro oxponslvo. A drexsof rrcnm.whit
Hiiruh or other pale tint can bo made up n
ubovo described ut llttlo coat.
IMPIITTIKS.
t A I'nrU young tinner named ICoyi ,
ila At chinch ttlodto make lilinnulf BIIOCZO ;
a When lil IIOHO he had loaded
* WithVimlT , it oxplodud.
And burnted hlu pants to thu knees.
[ Paris Beacon ,
Alter the services bad ended In 1'lymont
church Sunday , Mr. Boeclier iinlted the coi
gregatlon to wait u fuw inoinonU utid lUte
to n violin solo. ThU must have boou the coi
cert after the show.
Harold U the livo-yoar-old uoti of ngnoat
I parents and is umisoil to rell lom u > > roiuonU
IA plounnncla from thu country wax recent
Jiuikud at breakfast in nay gracu , which ho d
Jiuuudlbly. Harold leaned forward and trli
to ctcli tlis words , nnd M noon M It wMovor
ho exclaimed to hU undo , "Ah , ha , I hoard
yon. "
A Texan editor complain * that , compared
with the tlmo ixjuandrrod In bnggy-n Hng , thi
number of mariiHges ii rldlculou ly Mnsll. Ho
Is doubtlo'S dlntroxsod bccntiio ho doesn't gft
got enough woddlng cftko to replenish his
empty larder.
"Tho whole wcitorn tortion of this country
seems U ) bo honoy-coinlxjd with infidelity,1'
Raid Itov. J. Hyatt Smith of llrroklyn , Sun
day , nddltig : "J.lve mlsMonarlci must bo sent
thoro. Itwon't'do to send fooli. I mynolf
catno bick nftcr hslng there thrco weeks ,
The Firiit Ilaptlut church , of Snlcm , N. J. ,
will Imvo none other Hi in a married preacher ,
If the congregation U addicted to Booking n
soml-nnnual revenge in the nlmpo of n donation
party , n in irrlod preacher Is preferable. A
nltiglo mun Ii not so Rltuntcd that ho can fur
nish a SLT ) feed when ho Is surprised with n ? .r >
donntl'iti.
In the choir , during the sorrr.on , ono of tlio
( | UnrUtto fell a leep.
NowV your chant * , " paid the organl't to the
Roprano. "Soo if you cnntlclo the tenor. "
"You wouldnt dare iltiot , " said the con
trail' .
1 You'l woke hymn up , " suggcitod the
bass.
' I couldn't mnko n better pun than thnt as
sure ns my nnmo's Psalm , " remarked thn boy
that pumped the organ ; but ho said It solo that
no ono quartet'
A rllg ! ins Item from The Cleveland Loader :
A rather unique social occurred Thursday eve
ning nt the hint Knd Methodist Kplscopnl
church. Knch female In nttondanco was
weighed on ontorlng , her weight being recorded
with her nnmn nnd strip of paper which wan
afterwards drawn from n hat by ono of tha op-
poslta sox , who paid for the supper of the fair
onn whoo iinuio hn drew , nt the rnta of so
much n pound , When tall men insrjhod up
with woo girls , nnd thin men with fat liullos ,
thnoxcitmnontwiks Intense , nnd the results
flnnnclally and enjoyably wcro very nntlbfuc-
tory.
tory.Tho
The mnn's coat wns split down the back
nnd his In-utcrs were torn nt both knees , his
hut was jatnmoil in , hU oyu blnckonod , his
collar gene , and his necktie stood out under
ono our. Thn policeman eyed him sunplclniif
ly , "Heo hero , ho said , "you look demoraliz
ed. I reckon I'll have to run you In. What
did you go t" n slugging match for ? " ' 'It's all
right " replied the demoralized ono. "I'm n
done m In Dr. Nowmnn's church nnd have just
returned from n conference of thn trustees nnd
pew-ownor. "Ah , yo-i , " mild the olllccr , "nil
rlpht ; move on Mut you'll have to use soft
gloves In the church nftorthta , or we'll shut
down on the whole thing' "
When Itlalno Shall Fill the Prcsldon.
tlalOlmlr.
Denver Tribune.
Whan "sports" shall cooso to go upon n
1 toarv
When Denver's council shall like brethren
dwell ,
When every turtle shall discard its shot ! ,
When men in maidens rhall no beauty BCD ,
When imrrloil pairs shall full to disagree ,
When Boston's pride , groatSulllvau'aknocked
out ,
When nnelirs cease to Ho nbout their trout ,
When politicians Book thbir country's good ,
When bruins shall bo dlscoverod in n dude ,
When | > lncd ! Teutons coano to guz/.lo boor ,
When Holly water shall bo sweet nnd clear ,
When Denver bummum COUBO to sell tholr
votes ,
When Wall street brokers all diall pay their
notes ,
When 'cuto John Arklnn combs his curly
mane ,
Whmi gold is found in barren Caw d'Alono ,
When ( ino small minln ? camp shull coano to
prate
Of ! IH proipectlvo "richest in the state , "
When liona fruni porcelain Ghall chickens
lintdi
There shall bo honor In n wnlklng rnntcli.
Poet who backed the wrong man.
UEIilGIOUS.
There nro thirteen Sunday-scooola in Uroulc-
lyn with 1,11000 mumbers oach.
There are 81,717 clnrRymon nnd 17. ' 07,8"8
church commuuicunts in the United States.
Philadelphia Is the loading Mothndlst city
in this country , having nearly 100 churches
within iu limits.
Btfhop McNiornoy , of Aldany , has forbid-
Ion the s.ilo of intoxlcntlng bovorngos at all
xcursions and picnics given by ttho churuhoa
n his dloceso.
Bishop Henry C. I'ottcr proposes that every
lergvmun whoso sal iry Is § 3,000 or ' vor shall
ontrlbuta an annual percentage to increase
ho inco'no of clergymen who receive IOMH than
31,000. The plan is warmly indorsed by the
> oor clergy ,
The polyglot printing office of the 'Propa
anda dates from 182G , and is perhaps tha
[ lent celebrated in the world. At the tlmo of
ho Vatican council it published the "Pater
Foster" in 250 lungunges , and has printed
MbloH , catochlums , missids , etc. , etc. , in all
cnown lunguages.
of ' the Third Pres-
The mortgttKO 535,00'J on -
lyterlnu church , Jersey City , lias boon paid
iy Mr , Mackonxlo , on condition that the
iiuno bo changed to the Scotch Church , that
bu nroporty Khali not bo mortgaged to pay the
current expanses nnd that there shall bo no
'nstniinont.il mustu tnod In tlio services.
The American revivalists , Mi/oduy nnd San-
coy , nrn now laboring nt Croydon , near 1 , on
ion. Un May 27 tboy begin n three weeks'
iiis-don on tha Tlinmoi oinbatikmont. Tha
nail n purt.ililo tnboriuiclo IH to boon the
vacant ground nonr the Temple ( iardona. At
.ho ThnmsH cinbankniont the oviuigollat-i
" > ilng tbelr lidiotH to it close for the present In
.lro.it Britain.
A singular oircmnttanco in the history oi
, lie Flrnt ll.iptist iliurch nf Myi-tic , ( . 'onn. ,
bo oldest church of that denomination In that
stuto , is that duriiig the K17 yxaru of Its ex-
"nti-nco thn pr.stor him always been n mi mber
if the Wlghtmiin family , liov. Ynlentine
Wluhtni'in , the first pastor , neived forty. two
, 'eniH IIu WHS it dcHConduntof itov , ICtlWiird
\ViKhtmiin , ube w.w burned at tha ft'.nko dnr-
ng ono of the rellgliUH outbreaks in Naw Ivn-
; land.
Kubbi A , llarii , of the congregation lioth
Miabu , Itlchmond , Vn. , wiltoi in reply tti
'lshoptWhliipIo on thn runvornliiiiof the .lows :
t lidilino thnt In my Fnthor'H IIIIIIHO thuru urn
nnny mnnsioim' a muikiun f or the good Cat h-
ilia ; n m inslou for tin ) good 1'rotu-tint , no
nattdrvb it bin xfct ; u nnxiixlon for the good
lo.itlien uh i gioped nfter llghc ns beet hu
tliow how ; u mansion for tlm good I ruollt < i ,
IVOH if unc'on\eitt > d. I licltu\i < in 'by tlirlr
rulta ye Khull know them. ' Mun must b"
mown nnd t < pprt > ctat d hern below , an ho will
bo hureafteJ , by thu fruits of his Ufa. "
Thn
Where lioa my old companion gone ?
I Haw him lute hvst Hummer ;
AUhoiiKh ho looked oVrworked nnd worn ,
A trill u > cidy and fonorn ,
llti nlwiiya was a bummer ,
Ah ! Theru Im I . as luivo ns llfo ,
Kugauod In bloody , deadly rtilfe ,
Upon that Bleeping brnumur.
Inthoimrk ,
After dark ,
Just ashungiy ai A shark.
DU.VMATIO ,
A lino's KuglUh comedy for next season ha
A French t'tlo , being CAUod ' 'Mum' r.olle. "
Thn veteran Coulilock In dangerously ill
Illriplauo in "IlKzel Kirk" hau been tukou b'
CluB. Whoatlelgli.
l.lmt , havln < injmo I his oyoe by muc ]
writing if mu lc , IH i ox'liilng health at Wei
n'ur , Ho U navunty.foiir ,
Itonorta from Muxluo represent that th
liens Opera Company Is In a lud plight. HI
piiiiclpal people aiu returning each week ii
dJIfeiont htagoi uf wrotchodnum.
A lot of New Yurk actron.ei hnvo utartocl
club homo nn Htiteu Ifland. A ntutuo c
( Joorg'i I/ . Frost mul Humiity Dumpty ha
been pi.iced on the I iwu in front of tlm houx
Hornhirdt wears i. Jersey when oh
iil.iyB l.idy .M.icbdth. When thu French Mac
liutli llrst mw her in tint uoatumii hu Involuii
tartly cxululmed , "In tills a dagger 1 sou be
foio mul'1
Having lost her Mnglng voice , Almoo wl
next Bunhiui oiima to Amorlc.i to act In dn
mn. : "When I can't spouk , ' , tihe lately Mid
"I'll go Into iimtomluio. Thcra'dnothing Ilk
ulnpting 0110 self to circumstances.
Thn spirit ot Wacnor will descend upo
Ilillfalo ou Juno IDvhen Mr , Thuodor
Thoman , with 1'ruu Matorua , Herr Wlukh
Uiann uud Herr Sciria , und the Invaluubl
wjsuUiuco of llm , Chrlttluo NUisoii will bi
in ft festival to last through three days. The
elections will ho some of these recently ro-
icarncd nt the Metropolitan Opera-houso.
Mr. Henry Irving will make his first pnhllo
ppcnrnnco In I ondon , unco his return , nt the
.ocontn Theatre with "Much Ado About
fothttiff. " During the next American nonson
lr , Ir\lng will nppour ni Hlcholleu ,
Mrs. Langtry gooi to Knelanil early In .Tuno
ndwlllrnmnln thcro until well toward the
winter holidays. Ncgotlatlnni nra now twirl *
ng under which ha may comn to Now York
to stay solidly until the following ; summer.
Mlnnlo Palmer , who Ii making n ntlr
broad , Is n Philadelphia plrl. ] Ier fathnr
woj ft sailor. Her mother , who travelled with
icr , was n little ftngo struck nnd got the girl
nto the notion. She always called her
'Uiby , " even up to year or so ngo.
"Nndjezda" will bo put "on the road" next
oar by Mr. II. J. SargonU Mr. IJarrymoro
/ill puv the part with which ho as'lstod
Mme. Modjo'kn , and the lady for the prlncl *
> al role has not yet been engaged.
Mr. Lester Wallack , in very whllo hair nnd
ft violently black inuntacho. has been noon
ovoral tlmis In broad davllght on Broadway
ccoutly. Mr. Wnllack hai grown old very
aplaly In the past year or two , Ho now
loops nomotvhat , nnd walks with llttlo of the
stontatlon of juvenility which mnrkod him
until recently. Air. Wnllock'a atmlnc tour
mda this week In Brooklyn nt the Park
rhoatro , whuro the Indications point to n very
argo buslntfls.
Marie had not oven a piano In his room of
ator years , nnd was never known to sing , ex-
: opt on ono occasion , when the queen of Italy
) egged for a few notes to give nor an Idon of
wh it bla voice was In Its prime. Ho then
ai'g her nn old favorlto romnnco by Donizetti ,
'Ituglo d'Atnor I'oroa , " nn pfTectlvo plcco
written for Cartagenovn , n bail tone. But it
rave no Idea of the sweet tenor timbre that
sed to drive the ladles of BO many countries
vlld.
vlld.Parts
Parts Is excited over tlio talents of Charles
Vlndra , the young Hungarian violinist. Ho
ud the nd vantage of coming to the Fronr.h
, i > iul with high honors , h iving received the
old modal of the Imperial conservatory of
'ionno , and credentials from the courts of
/onstantlnoplo and St. Petersburg. As
'nriR has In orxcd their judgment , the
uturo of Wlndrn is wsurcd until ho reaches
ho ngo nt which youth will no longer lend
n peculiar Interest to Ills playing , nnd hn
vlll bo judged by tlio moro rigid standard of
maturity.
Ho Was "With Grant.
'I ' was with Grant , " the cripple eald.
Said th' patriot , "S.ty no more.
My heart goes out-It yearns , in fact
For men who've dabbled in goro. "
"I was with Grant , " ho feebly said ,
"Nny , nay , " was the response ; "no moro ;
You have fought your country's battles well ,
And now you nro old nnd poor.
Come sit thee down in this qutot nook ,
And we'll wristlo n couple of beers ; " "
Afl your mom'ry nwnkea you'll toll rae o'or
The tale of these dreadful years-
low you fought nnd marched with the gallant
chief
From Bolmont'H bloody phoro
) own to thnt Appomatox field
Now famous forever moro.
'ho stranger Kipped of the foaming mood ,
In his eye a glistening tear ;
lis trembling lip of his anguish told ,
But ho rallied under the boor.
"I was with Grant , " ho grimly raid ;
Hut 'twas not in the civil war.
was with him down in a street called Wall ,
When ho cleaned 'em both nonr nnd far.
happened to bo n depositor ,
And I fell In the foromoat rank ,
was with Grant nnd likewise Ward ,
In the explosion of their bank. "
'hen ppnko tlio patriot never a word ,
But ho bo.it with his cano full sore
'bis fraud who financiered with Grant
Some years behind the war ,
-Now [ York World.
COMUBlALtTIUS.
Judnh P. Benjamin's daughter mnrrlod a
Trench officer of the staff and resides in Paris
vlth her mother
The widow of Tom Thumb is being wooed
iy John Spencer Coyno , a five-foot mining
operator of moans.
European bridal trips are nt present the
nest fai-hlonablo. Ningnaa has fallen into
ho fthndo , but the Cntskltla nnd Adirondack
are in treat fa\or.
The bridesmaids now give presents to the
> ridcproorn , Inston'l of the oppotlto , as former-
y. Thia insures the groom a full supply of
,25-ront neckties before starting.
The mnrrluco of Mr. Samuel Bowles of the
Springfield ( Alans. ) Republican , and Mica
Elizabeth Hour , daughter of the Hon. Ii ! . H.
lour , Is announced to take place in Concord ,
tlnss. , on Thursday evening , Juno 12.
A Cincinnati \oung Indy , the daughter of
ich nnd respectable parents , has dNappeared
nit ns the family coachman ia still vi-itilu the
letoctives are nt n loss to account for her
light from homo. It may possibly occur to
hum that _ UiU la another case of too much
iano practice.
Now Yorkers on the lookout for foreign
vlvos may llko to know thnt there are n hand-
ul of lovely. ncc-mplMied , nnd what In this
kVnll Street tlmo may npnear botterrich Pnri-
Ian Indies still unmairlod. Mile. MacMa-
i , the cliniii'iig ' : d imhtor of the former
'roBldont : Kellcie , daughter of tha Gnnoral
Jbnrotte ; Mile Uotbcblbl. sister of the Dnch-
( i-so do Gramout , and Mile , lloleno do Ho IH-
: hlld , daughter of Baron Salome , of Purls ,
'hooso.
Kvory _ musical connolsiour has hoard of
Vladimir do Pitchman. The musical genius
nt * mauled Ids nrotty ] > 'ngllsh pupil , Mtea
ngglo Okay. The groom did things we.ll , fur
nxidus tint beautiful mick lace of brilliants
; lven to his btldn , thn olavon bridesmaids nil
icclvml diamond tokens from the happy man.
i'lio eleven wnio chosen for their beauty nnd
vorn lawn colored Wnttoail drosges tiiinmoil
uHb miil/,3 t-ilk A pign in palo blue Hntin
lold the train of the brido.
It IH n curious Bin istictil fact that 17 ! ) mar-
Ingoi wiuo aiherllsid In the London rimrs
n tb'j e\on dujH pn ceo.'liiLT Apiil 2 , nud
hat out of till" number 80 brides were fntlier-
. ThU , Truth prt'Rumo * , "means tint
nldegroimis nro looking moro nud moro to
,1m mulii chnnco , nnd only marry girls whc
'iiuvo cash in hand. ProHnocts nowadays nro
not consUieieil good enough. Mothors.ln-law
! i \o long been nt a discount , but it would
BCTIII that ) ouug men have now come to the
cciiclnsloii thut ready cash Is batter than n
tather-In-law. "
Kecontly an Oregon man advertised for a
wife In nn extern pnpoi. Out of numerous
unsworn hu selected one , nnd phntoirrsph * hnv.
ng been exchanged tha young 1 idy started
or Orison to marry him. On the California
SV.rtharn railroad a gontlomun going from
3an Ki-anil co to Portlaud Hindu her ncip.ii.ln-
, nnc nnd thtiy were so favorably Impressed
with each i t'i ' r that the young lady relln-
inlahod hqr mU-iiin and mnriied him. They
linvut-incod ! c.iveiVd that tboy ara tlm pur-
; in < of thu phot graphic oxrhango , though their
photo dlil not divulge ( It. [ PIttaburg Chroul.
cle-Teli rum.
Us Milly Kdwnrds and General MltoMr. (
Frank J. Flynn ) who have bo n forborne tlmo
dr.iwinglaign uttandanuoi at St. JniniM1 II ill ,
Mniuhotter , Knglandwere married lust week.
Goner d Mite Is nearly 20 years of nuu , and
weighs only nine. p.iuuiU. Mies Mlllio Kd <
wardn In iitiout 17 yoatu old , unit weighs only
BHVHII pounds. Tlio c r imoiiy of m.irilago be.
tween two tmuh morseli of humanity wna one
of the miwt oxtr.vordlnury Bights o\er witness ,
od , Aftwr the wt < ddtup they departed for the
O-intluont ID Hpond their honeyinoun , and will
visit jXinsU'rdnin , Hsmburg , nnd probably
Driivols They will Uien return to tholr nn.
live lund , AuiorlCii , aul rttlru into private
lifo ,
The vlllngo of Clrtj Un , In Itawbnrn county ,
Ga , Is jiut now enjoying u eni > iitioiial iinnl
crn elopement. Mini J-.rn i.onir , a maiden of
IS , h is enthrallo-1 the heart of Mr. Thomas
McCoimoll , ugoil 10. ) ! uttlio parents of o.icl
hntl utbor pro. < jocU lu view for their children
and IOVU'H ouinia ww vnry nietrud. Mis *
i.va wax a famoushonunumau , While rbliiif
with her father on ffniulny she HI-KIM ! h > > ]
her o , and , v tum suua dl-taiiC4 nhoid. tin
futhor * aw tliAt fhon \ * joined by her lover
who hvl evlleutly bdm waiting for her , Thn )
put out at full ijteoJi and when reaching tin
lotlilcnro of ' .Siuir | wnll , wcro pronouncKi
nun ami wlfo bi tlnpur uing father nidi
up. Ho niiido tlw bi'K of the case , however ,
mid the three toda lomo , wheio tha father
narrated tha advouturj an good juke.
Srxys I.
Wheno'ro I hear a mnahcr brng
Of conquest * he ho.s made ,
Of nit * and wiloi ho UKOA In
His vile , pernicious trade.
I think nf words I often hoard , "
When I was but knee high.
From one who thought , but little nld ,
"Says 1 to myself , says I. "
Whon'cr t lioar ft Imnstful man
Whobrngs much of his neb ,
Who tolls of wonder * ho achieved ,
( But no\or clicks to fnc < - ) ,
How dnngprs never frightened him
Ho never feared to die ;
I rnnnot help reporting , then ,
"Saya I to myeelf , lays I. "
And when I nco n In/.y man.
Who'd not his beauty r\m\\ \ \ \
] ly honest work who'd rnthor stnn c ,
Than llvo by hon t toll
Who haneit around his friends for month.0
Without whosonld ho'd dlo-
No wonder I once moro reliant ,
"Says 1 to myself , Rajs I. , *
I often goo n silly fool
"Build castles In the ntr , "
Neuloct his work whllo ho construct *
Palatial mansions there ;
Ho tolls how well ho'd fill the place ,
Of some official high
Show starling worth whom you nro now ,
"Snys I to myself , snys I. "
"Says I to myself , says I , " once moro ,
Whene'er I see n man
Who shirks bladuty In this world
Mnkos others , If ho can ,
His burdens boar -who would not care ,
If all this world should die
A IU for nil such worthless drones ,
"Says I tomjoelf , Haya I "
[ Cincinnati Nowa- Journal ,
PKlU'KKMl.NT DBOl'S.
Vacations nro almost ripo.
Picnics nro popping up promiscuously ,
A "clullod" plough i never used in winter.
The weather has wilted n largo number ol
thn booms presidential.
Merrily the sodu water fizzoth nnd the
volco of the lemonade merchant Is hoard in the
land.
Bnsoball Is ntlll on deck. So la the ntra\v
lint. Ditto the linen duster. Likewise lem
onade. Also ica cream.
The rumor which prevailed on Saturday
that n Now York faro bank bad suspended
payment h pronounced false.
' 'Girls. " says nn old bonodlct , "novor marry
n man who Is color-blind , Ho ia llablo ta
mistake your box of face powder for shoe
blacking. "
A 820 gold piece was found in n roll of but
ter the other day. This looks as if the oleo
margarine manufacturers were trylngthoprze
| > ickago dodgo.
"Nutmegs are enid to grow on llttlo trees
which look like pear tree * nnd which are nbout
twenty ftiet high , " This will make the Con-
nectlcut manufacturer laugh when ho orders
in another invoice of cordwood. [ Boston
Transcript.
"Tnat's tha trouble in this part of the coun
try , " remarked n Texas editor , as n bullet
crashed through the window and took n piece
of his ear olf. "You moko apaporinteresting
nnd noway , nnd now have got to dodge around
to keep it up.
Two ladies whllo out riding caino to n toll
bridco In Polk county , Wisconsin. On being
applied to for toll ono of them asked the toll-
keeper : "How much is it ? The reply was :
"For n min nnd horse it is 50 crnta. " "Well , '
get up , Jenny , wo are two 'gals' and n inaro.1
When n western circus gets caught in n
shower the white oleplnnt Is locked up In n
water-proof safo. [ New York Journal. The
western circuses muat bo uuing n very _ inferior -
ior article of paint. Any good paint will btick
[ or two years in nny number of showers.
Courier-Journal.
Dumloy came Into the dining ro"m and , cast
ing aswooplng glance over the table , jammed
down into his chair and muttered under hid
breath , "Liver again , of courao. Wo'vn had
Hvor every morning fur two wcokn. " "What's
the matter , Mr..Dumlo > ? " asked the landlady
' 'aren't you fuollnc well this morning ! " "Nc
madam , " ho replied , shortly , "I am suffering
with liver complaint. " [ Philadelphia Call.
"Hello , Jimmy , " shouted Charley Small ,
face , "goin1 to schiol ? " "Na-a-aw , " replied
Jimmy Tuffboy , with derisiveness ; "no more
school for this ere chick. " "I shoul i think
you'd Want to learn more. " ' 'Learn moio'
What does a kid want to learn moro fer ? I've
? ot the in , the out , the shoot and the dropan ,
I'm goin' to bring up as a first class pitcher ir
first class ball niuo in the country , S3fiOO for :
season of twenty weeks , when you book fellon
will bo round looking for a job. [ Hartforc
Post.
M
Tribute to Ghicago ,
The nomination that's the thing
To clean a man of sin ;
His former foes his pralso will sing.
If ho's the ono to win.
Though dark as pitch his ways may seem ,
HIM record black ns night ,
2 Lot him but wndo Chicago's stream ,
And ho is clear and white.
Though such ns Bait can never snvo ,
H.i virtue in decay ,
| A dip in thnt baptismnl wave
Will wash bis stains away.
Though now a horrid , ugly boost
Of beauty wondrous scant ,
Tint whitewash brush makes him nt least
A nacrcd elephant.
Now York Sun.
SING UJjAKl TIES.
The mont romnrkablo known echo is that or
Llio north wiilo of n church of Ship'oy , .Sussex
It repents twenty-one nyllables.
Mrs. Kli/.abeth Gordon , of Cantonbury. .
Vt. , halo und hearty nt ono hundred nut
two , baa i ogularly smoked her pipe over sinct
18'7.
18'7.A
A wonderful mirage was soon recently ovci
Munjoy , Mo. Poi'pla ' were Burpribod nt BCD
Ing apparently n brick boiiso somn six st rici
high , the colored brick * , the windows , nnd all
bcli.g plainly seen , Moating In the air ,
A vcsbpl oil Para , Brazil , repoita falling In
with 11 mans of spiders floating in the air. The
rigging nnd Halls were covered with the web ,
the long threads of which formed the balloon
for the tiny noron-uiti. For eevorul mik1 ;
tills ttpidor swarm continued , tlio cap tali
ofctlraatlug that there were millions blown fron
land.
In York , Mo. , la a regular nnst of nonogen'
nrinns , Mrs. Sally Harris , 03 in Septembei
last , und U lutlo and uctlvo. Mrs. Parsons If
00 , Mrs , Paulina Lunt Is ultnimt 115 , and able
to do her housework , with the assistance ol
tierBon , 7Bynaraold. Mm , llhoda Kamsdoll
U known to be Uf , but supposed to DO 95 or DC ,
Mr * . ICunlco Simpson ia 93.
The Hov. George Jones , writing from Quito ,
Ecuador , on the Kith of December last , atatet
that ho noticed on the morning uf the preced.
ing ilny a peculiar purple color of thn Bkj
toward th south , extending along the horizon
for about 1)0 ° und reaching upward about
45 ° . At noon ashes from Cotopaxl began to
fall , nnd by 8 o'clock in tha evening thn showei
of a hea wan heavy enough to cover people's
clothe * like enow-Hakes.
Weddlncrs on the rail nro becoming quite
fashionable , especially in the west. Ono took
place a few day a tgo on Mr , Gould's Wabosli
road. The cars were going at full speed. A
clergyman wan conveniently at liana and the
conductor was kind enough to act as best mnn ,
One of the moat plcaitiig parts of the per.
formanco wan that all tha paasongera kUse.il
thn bridn. Why do not some loving couph
get married on the elevated railroad or en tin
bridge c r ? Tha momentous words can eitllj
bn 8Hikon | between stations. The brldo am
uruom elect might get on aa two at Cathaii
, tri'ct and becomt < ono before they changi
cars at Chatham bipiare for Second ( avenue
Bv the tlmo they got us far aa Chicago the ]
could have the divorce lenJy.
The Stra\vliorrjr Short Cuke.
Heap high tlio susar and pour the cream.
So rich and thick , with n lavith hand !
Let no rude waking disturb the dream
Tlut now dellcrbtotli the happy land ,
Lot faint nnd tinner ptrtnke tlia cheer
With eager zest anil aruyol Mill ,
And never ceato till they gat their fill.
The strawberry t-hort cake now Is hero.
New Yurk Morning Journal.
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