Ar Yin OMAH.V DAILY BEE-WEDNESDAY. MAY 21 , 1884 , tor (9 ( mail * eiprc * ly for the cure of dtrikngcmcnU of the Rcnontlro organi , rhro \ no mistake about this Instrument , the con tinuous ftrcsm of Kt.KC- .TU1O1TY . permMtlnR through the p rt must res tore them to ncalthy fiction Do not confound tnls with _ , _ . Klectrlc Belts Khertl d to euro Kit 111) I in hcwl tu too. It 1 for thoONK i.ec- ForelrcuUn Riving full Information , adilrera Chcever Electric licit Co. , 103 Wuhlngton St. Chicago 111. Nebraska Cornice AND UANUFACTUnKRS OF GALVANIZED IRON CORNICES FINIALS , WINDOW CAPS , TIN , IRON AND SLATE ROOFING , PATENT UKTAUO SKYLIQHT , Broei Fencing ! Crostlncs , Balustrades , Verandas , Offlco anil Bark lUlllnga , Window and Collar Guards , Etc. OOtt. O. ANDCth STllKKT , MNCOLN NE1J. The uio at the term " Hnor SHORT Line" In connection nlththi corporate name of a great rotd , conveys an Idea of ustnhat I I & V * required by the travelingimb- I I M h "C-R Snort Llno > Quick timi IB IV a - * ntl the 1)C9' ° > accommodk- hB II ILiI tlona all of which are IUID- tsbod by the greatest railway In America , CHICAGO , MILWAUKEE And St. Paul. It owns and operates over 4,600 tnllea of Northern Illinois , Wisconsin , Minnesota , Iowa Dakota ; and an ts main lines , branches and connec tions roach all the treat business control ) of the Northwest and Par West , It naturally answers the description of Short Line , and Best llouto between Chicago , Milwaukee , Rt. I'aul and Minneapolis. ChicagoMilwaukee , La Crosse and Wlnonj. Chicago , Milwaukee , Aberdeen and EllondM * Chicago , Milwaukee , Kau Clalro and Stlllwater * Chicago , Milwaukee , Wnusau and Merrill. Chicago , Milwaukee. , nearer Dam and Oshkosh. Chicago , Milwaukee , Wauknsha and OconoraowoC. Chicago , Milwaukee , Madison and Vralriodu Ohlon Chicago , Milwaukee , Owatonnaand Falrlbault. Chicago , Bclolt Jancsvt'Ie ' and Mineral Point. Chicago , Elgin , llocktord and Dubuquo. Chicago , Clinton , llock Island and Cedar Rapid * . Chicago , Council Blutts and Omaha. Chicago , Sioux City , Sioux Falls and Tankton Chicago , Milwaukee , Mitchell and Chamberlain. Rock Island , Dubuque , St. Paul and Minneapolis. Davenport , Calmar , St. Paul and Minneapolis. Pullman Sleepers and the Finest Dining Can In world are run on tha mainlines o ! the CHIC AGO MILWAUKEE & . ST. PAUL RAILWAY and every attention Is paid to pataengcra by court * OUfl employes of the company. ST , LOUIS PAPER WAREHOUSE , Graham Paper Co. , S17 and 213 North Main St , St. Louis. WHOLESALE DEALERS IN BOOK , 1 f WRITING NKWS. ; ,1 , WRAPPING KMVECOPE3 , CA11D BOARD AHD tarCtt\i onld for R srn of BRO'S ' & oo , , Have established themselves In Omaha to t'ansaot a general brokerage and business. Wo will bay all lasses of goods at wholesale or retail , and guarantee perfect satisfaction In prices , as wo can buy cheaper than yourselves. You can see the advantage of hav n your goods bought by one who will work for our Interest and not trust to a merchant who has omethlng hols anxious to be rid of. We will also prompt tcntion to selling anything entrusted ons , and goons consigned to us will bo carefully eked to. Correspondence solicited. < lr < /aTKefcroncca Omaha National Bank , McO ro'aBank. Address 111 S. 16th St. Whoso debility , cxhuuittuu ami premature ileciiy arn caused DyeicDu&es , errorsof youth , etc. . sra perfectly restored to nttiint lienllh and * manhooil by THE MARSTON Slcuron . < ! > 'oBtomiicll drupirlnK. Thl treatmell < JK < : rvoa ] > eIllltr nnd l'liv lci l Wccnyii uniformly ncce tul li ( > c n o napen on pnriect iriiiaiMi ln.neivunil direct niethocl > anlat > - it tlKiromrhnciii. rfe<Hl TreatUo free. DREZEL & MAUL , ( SDCOESSORS TO JOHN O. JACOBS ) UNDERTAKERS ! the old stand 1417 1'arnam street. Orders by tcls Siaph solicited and promptly attentcil to. BUfiKET , @ & FUHERftL DIRECTOR 1II North 18th Street Omaha MCCARTHY & BURKE , 818 14TH STREET , BET. FAUNAM AND DOUOLAS. DR.HORNE'S ELECTRIC BELT Will euro Kervousnens , Luinbagn.HliPUinatiMn.l'ar- nly > is , Nt'uralifiu , Kclatlca , i Kidney , Kplno and Liver I dUeuHt filOoutAsthinaHeart dln-aff , Uj'MH'psta , Ooniifl imllon , KrYElpelax. Cutarrli , rile * . KplIeiBTi | linpotcncyi Uun.bAfrue. rrolnpt > urf UtfH.ftft Only folrnlinc Klcc- Uio Kelt In Aiiu'ric.i ilmt t-piiUtht ( Kleptriity and mac net lit rn throut-h the bodyaiiiicAiiburi'charK dlnui lit eUuit l y thu uutu-nt. SI.OOO Would Not Bu It. i I was afflicted with rheumatism and oared by using a belt. To any one afflicted with that disease , I would ear , buy Home's KloctrJo Celt , Any one can confer with roe by writing calling at my store , U20 Douglas ( treet , Omaha , Neb. WILLIAM tYOM > , MAIN OFFICE Opposite postofflre , room i Fren- r block. jtVFor Bale at 0 , F. Qoodmtn'i Drugstore1 1110 roam Ht , Omtha , Orders filled 0. O D , CHARLES RIEWE , UNDERTAKER , AND DEALER IN Metalic Cases , Coffins , Caskets , ETC. , ETC. , 1OOO Karnnni St. , - OMAHA , NEB Telegraphic orders promptly attended to. Coroner office , Telo hone No , 821. JAMES Y , CRAIG , AND FLORIST. Plans , specifications and estimates of cost of laying out new or remodeling old Uwn , gradlnir , noddlni , ' , rtc. will ba turnltho I on apilluatlon. | Gronct and dealer in all kinds of ( lowcm , Uhrubi , OrnamcnU > and Shade Trees. Juit the thing for Cemetery or Lawn Decoration. ( Jrccn llouio and Nurntrr 23rd . Ktruut , near Kurt Omabo , Cu Flowers aud Flower' In'f i'laule In pota ( or a1a at all Kcasoim , and nj Jloral Designs or Bouquetii luide up on the nhortcit notice. Orders by oiall prornntly attended to. dm ) P. 0. Uoi C35 Omaha , Neb. HUGH MoMANUS & CO. , North 10th Street , WALL PAP PA1NT1XO IN ALL ITS 11UAXCIIKS. H. PHILLIPS , rn Has ono of the largest and finest aisortment of Sprlu ; ; and Snimncr ( foods for Suitings and TrowC" Incn All parm nts euatantocd to fit and trlmmnil wKh the Ic ) t TrlmmliiKS. MY PRICKS ARKLOWKIl thanny llarchint T.itlo r In the city lf > 0i Farnam 8Ut IMPROVED SOFT ELASTIC SECTION Is warranted to TTCAF longer , I'.i , lhf ) fonn nrfttir , nnd PITO bctt : atlofnctjon than nny other Con In ttin mnrkot.or prlco pnld > vtl refundrd Tholndnrcuincntnu' XHJ1W chic-IPO1 ! t > r t | ilj6lclnl' ? , amir lany ench Cornet. I'rlce , Ilrnt f-ulrrn Jrnn. PoatABi uvpold , tl.r.u AoV Tourinerrhiintrortlirtiu t izn c * JOHN H. P. 'I SEGER & TONER. JIANUFAOTURERS.'AND DKALEUS IN (1 ( AVH1PS , ETC. Wo make avery fine light jliurnoss , Fand have al- n-ajBon hand n full line of Horse ClothingCurry Combs , Brashes , etc. ; No , 116 N.lfittiSt - ( Mr Veil T , 0. CARL1 LE , 11UEEDER OF MO. 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NATUHK , nultlDK from ABUSH and Oriicn Cicit * . Speedy relief and complete tattoratlon to HEALTD , Viaoa and UINUOOD uviRiKTEEO. Bend at once for uluitrated pamphlet f roe. Adareei TOLTAIO nr.l.T CO. . M r h ll. Mleh. IGURE FITS ! When I v turi * ur nuiinean ui reirto tnp tu m lur atlmo anil then hive them return again. I uennaradt. calcnre. I liava made the dlieai * uf FITS. BI'ILErsr or KAUJNOBICXNEHaallfelougcudr , IwanulUT ( modi to cure tl > a wont caiei. llicauia ollieri fc r " ' fiUledXf no reaton for nut now receiving a cur * . onr * for a trcttttio anil a l-'rae Uottle u ( mj " HuSy , Qlra Uiprt.ni and J'oit Onlce. It i ; for a trial , > id I trill rure j . . 2dd Dr. II. > , 1IOOT. Ill r r ) St. , > ED. A victim of early r ncc , cauilng nerroui Aebllltr , prematura decay , etc. . hatlua tnoa la vain every known remedy , lian discovered a almplft pieanaof nelf-curo , which ho will tend I'UKli to OlalelloUHiufTerera. Addrets , A H. UliUVKH. U Ubatbau Bt _ New Vorfc * rteturn to m with TIH ut This OuJ C T S. * yuu'U uU by mafl AOOIDIH BOIOrOOODS c _ _ _ , tUi will briuci ulu MURE MOHfY , In Ono Month , e1nAnifriiu& . AljwjluU > < : ertiilutr. ' MM A U U fin nT ° HIOKI tuacrlpgfroni tr. m A N H 81II116"611' ; , ° vreaknrw ' ? ' , early de > cay , lokt manhood , etc. , 1 will a nd you particular ! ol a timpleanj wrlalu luein.of alf cure , freeof charge. JJtiJ/oiuaddttKJtof , 0 , l'OnLiMU < x > t\uVitiP \ A Minticsotn. l ccr Hunter. While luniting in tlio plncricsof Minnesota seta t once met nn old Imlf-lircctl who taught mo more in n fo\v ilnys tlutn I ever learttcil heforo or since. It ww when 1 'oinp.ircl my scanty aupcrfldnl knowlrd o witli his sonml pmctical lore thut I dis covered the lamcntahlo extent of my ig norance ami how much 1 had to learn , Tliis old veteran was ahout llfty years of age , and ho had hunted deer lor more than thirty-fivoyearsi , mnking it u specialty. It can ho readily understood that his nil- vieo was worth taking , and I mil only sorry I did not prolong my hunt with him , as every deer brought out new stratagems , mid every move was eheekmated by this unerr ing , steady old Kimrod , llo was a regular hound , nnd conhl 11 ml more game than three ordinary hunters ; hut , what Kan nuomaly 1 ho could not shoot. Actually , If u deer moved , or even waj'gcd his ears , the old fellow would quietly wait till ho waa stock still , and then bluzo away , Sometimes ho would kill , hut that was by no means a foregone conclusion ; and as ho would insist on using a slnglo barrel muz zle-loading rille , of course tlio deer was oil' belbro ho conhl "do it pniuo more. " To miss with him seemed rather n matter to ho expected thnit ono to get mud about , so , nothing daunted , ho would reload his rilte , sit on a log , light his pipe , soliloquize anil ascribe reasons for his maladnutness , anil make wise resolutions for the future , nnd having piitiu about half anhour. go ahead , take uj the track of the doomed deer , and eight times out of ten get another shot , with varying results , inside of an hour. How hodid it I could never tell ! all that I know is that'l ' linvo followed him for iluys from morn till dusk , and have seen him shoot three or four times at the same ilocr in a tiny , nnd generally bag him in the long rim. When wo became belter ao- iiunlnlcd , It was mutually agreed and un- ilcrstood that ho would do the finding nnd I the shooting ; and by that means wo generally had the pleasure of hanging up .1 deer or two a day without his iWng a shot. At lirst I ascribed his lindlng the ilecr merely to good lue.k , but 1 soon got uvcr that. He would follow a fresh track .1 short distance , and without giving any reason , and guided by an unerring judg ment , which was simply mipuriiiitiir.il , would leave it or strike out at right angles nnd shortly eome upon the same track or elao point out the deer , perhaps llfty or ono hundred yards away , snilling ami watching Ms back track , while his foes wcro either in bis Hank or rear. On such an occasion it was merely a matter of target shooting t-ith mo and not interchtiugbeing entirely * inco.har.ifal , so that 1 frequently pur posely made a noise to Mart the unspcct- ing stag to give him a chimce. This conduct on my part was sum to he followed by n blessing from the veteran , who recognized no rules or laws governing such shots , and as I holdom missed , it was difficult to make him perceive the dillcr- euce , as in any ease the deer was "venison. " One day I missed clear and clean , and as the doe kept out of my sight I could not cboot again. Tlio old man , in a lit of rage at my blundering in having made the deer nin before I llred at him , threw up his rifle nnd , without taking any aim , let fly. Down came tlio doe , all in a heap , shot through the neck , and dead as a nail. The funny part is that to this day the old fellow thinks I did the killing ; whereas 1 only flred one shot and'that was away high. This man's antipathy to a breech loader amounted to actual hatred , ami it was only flfUr repeatedly showing him its advan tages that ho so far condescended as to allow mo to hunt with him while carrying my repeater. I shall never forget the queer expression on his tough , weather beaten countenance when at last I convinced him of the superiority of the repeating rille. 'orcsf and Stream. If yon BnlTor from looseness of the bowels , Angostura Hitters will surely euro you. Beware of counterfeits and nsk y ur grocer or druggist fur the genuine article , prepared by Dr. ,1. G. B. Siecort & Sons A Model Kitchen Table. My cooking table is eight feet long it should bo uiuo and is placed in n rece between the chinmey and a window , tht size of which decides its length. It is twc feet seven inches high , and should bo twc feet three inches on top. lielow it ia en closed at the back and ends , and has doors in front. It has no tloor , but stands direct * ly on the floor of the room , and is movable. The enclosed space below is divided in ( < ? three compartments. The right-hand closet contains the Hour barrel ; u door coming down to the floor opens to admit it and closes tightly again until the next barrel is needed. Inside there is a space to hang baking-pans by their rings on the parti- lions ; over the flour barrel thcro in a lid that is raised whenever Hour is to betaken out ; the sieve and scoop remains in a barret , The lid ia a part of the surface of the table , and opens over the whole width of the flour compartment. Above the door of the middle closet thcro is a drawer without back or sides , which is the bread-board. When drawn out and turned around the front becomes a back , and is very useful in preventing the scattering of flour in rolling pastry ; when returned to its place the roller can remain upon the board. Below this drawer is a closet with a door , and a shelf largo enough for n pan of milk , or bowls and pudding dishes ; below the shelf is space for a bucket or sugar , a jar of larder or cream and n molases jug. The left-hand closet has at top n drawer divided into two compartments , ono for eggs , the other for spices , yeast powders , mitineg-gratcr and cake-cutter ; it shelf below holds boxes of saleratuH , n bag of salt , boxes of rice ot tapioca , jug of syrup , jar of preserves while in use , or ia nn excellent place to keep pica I can assure any womnn who has not the latter convenience , that is u great Moving of time in cooking to hnvo all these iii reach of her hand without stepping from her place. The table , including its surface. being about an inch and a half higher thau a flour barrel , n short woman cannot mould bread or roll pastry easily without some thing to eland on. A narrow picco of board about two feet wide , with two piccea of board nailed across its under side , iBoneof the best conveniences of all , for on n colt ] morning , when I have biscuits to bake , I warm my wooden cricket by the lire , and it eaves ma any uncomfortable chillncsa and as the clonot door nwings over it is not in the way. There should bo n narrow strip of wood nailed upon the buck of the surface of the table and one across , between the principal part of thotabloand the flooi division , to keep water from flowing ovei the back or into the division containing flour , when washing the table after cook . N. Y. lYibune. Mental labor is not hostile to health .ml life. But I am inoro than ever con vinced that a man who lives by bin bruin is of all men hound to avoid stimulating his brain. In this climate , to stimulate the brain by alcohol and tobacco IB only a Blow kind of suicide. Kvcii the most moderate usoof Uio mildest wine is not without dan ger , bccauso the pcculiaroxhaustion caused by severe mental lalior in a constant nnd urgent temptation to increase the quantity and strength of the potation- would nay to every young man in the United States , if I could reach him : "If you mean to at tain ono of the prizes of your profession , uiid live a cheerful life to the age of eighty , throw away your dirty old pipe , put your cigaiH in the stove , never buy another , be come an absolute teetotaler , take your dinner - ner in the middle of the tiny , and rest ouo Jay in Eevt'u. JamcaJ'qrlon. A OtcAt. Is In atoro for all who mo Kemp's Balaam for the throat and IUHKU , the great guaranteed remedy. Would you believe that It In sold on 1U merits and that each druxgUt U authorized to refund your money by the I'rojuletor of this wonderful remtxty if It fMl to euro you. Schrotor & Bccht hnvo secured the URoney for It. 1'rlco f.0o . nd Sl.OO. llcncflclnt Wild At n meeting of the Ontario agricultural commission held at Ixmdon.Mr. William U Sanders , the well-known Canadian ornithol ogist gave an account of some insectivor ous birds that were worthy of encourage ment. llo said ho had been engaged in the study of birds for the last seen or eight years , nnd had examined the crops of prob ably about , two hundred ; of the birds which were purely insectivorous , the most common was the largest family of warblers , of which the yellow warbler mid the red- Btart mostly took their food on the wing , but partially on the branches of trees ; of tlio birds which look their food excluslvelj nn the wing tbero were the fly-catchers , which included the king bird and the pec- wee ; their food was chiefly flies. Molhc were numerously caught by nighthawks , nnd these altogether with the swallows ho considered birds beneficial to the fanner nml fruit-grower. Of the birds which led partly on the wing nnd partly on trees , the food of the yellow warbler consisted chiefly of the larviu and eggs of moths , which they took from the leaves of trees ; the vireils nnd cuckoos were birds of the same class. nml similarly bcnellclnl. The hluehitd fed mostly on insects , though It might take grain when its favorite diet was not ohtain- ible. The insects devoured by the hist do- ictihed class of birds wcro mostly injnnms to the orchardist and the farmer. The , iuthateh , which was very common bird , stayed in these latitudes tlio .year round , and lived almost enthelyon insects and their eggs , and chrysalides. The wood peckers mostly took their food upon ticiw. The redheaded variety were generally con sidered a pest on account of their devour ing so much fruit , chiefly cherries and ap ples. The high-hole woodpecker , ( though it occasionally atonfew cherries , was on the whole a bird which should ho protect ed , owing to the number of insects it de voured. The hairy and downy woodpeck ers and the yellow-bellied variety were commonly , but ho believed unjustly , de nominated sapsiickern , and licensed of de- tstroviun fruit and other trees by extract ing the sap from them. Ho had never seen trees injured by them , ami they were bene ficial birds in his estimation. Of the birds which nto their food upon jhe ground there were llrst the thrushes , including the robin , the tawny thrush , the brown thrush , and the cat bird. I'rom his examination of the maws of the robin ho had very little to say in his favor , as they were very destructive to cherries and other I'ruitH , and ate very few insects chiefly coleoptern and then only when it could not get fruit ; the cat bird was allied to the robin , and like it was destructive to raspberries ; the tawny and the brown thrushes ere almost exclusively insectiv orous. The food of the blackbird family which included the red-winged blackbird , the crow blackbird , the cow bird , the meadow lark , nml the oriole consisted largely of beetles ami larviu ; the crow blackbird , however , lived almost entirely on grain ; while the cow bird , like the Ku- ropean cuckoo , was decidedly injnnms by laying its eggs in the nests of other and beneficial birds , whoso young were gener ally starved to death owing to the greater Bi/.o and moro clamorous appct'ito of the. in truding brood ; the red-winged blackbird fed on tlio larvie of beetles in the spring , but in the fall it devoured grain. About 25 per cent , of the food of the meadow lark consisted of beetles and other insects , the remainder being vegetable food , but of what kind ho had been unable to ascertain. The Bathuruo oriole was bcuc- flcial to the farmer. The sparrows were all pretty much grain feeders , though the grey bird , or chipping sparrow fed largely on in sects. t Ouo variety , the purpln finch , de voured the buds of trees , nuil was iujur- DUS on that account. The indigo bird fed mostly on the seeds of grasses and weeds. The Knglish sparrow seemed to feed about equally on seeds and insects , but he had not examined their HtoiunehH. Horsford'n Acid I'tiosprmtc , in CoiiHtipatlon. Dr. J. N. JlcniNso.v , Medina , 0. , Bays : 'In cones of indigestion , constipation and norvoua prostration , its results are happy. 'J Allegory The I'ursou's Dream. "Tho good pastor of one of our up-towu churches in Now York , " says the Working Church , relates the MlowiugHingulnrdream : " Some time ago I dreamed that I was hitched to u carriage , attempting to draw ib through the mud which covered the 3treetinfrontpfmyhon.se. How or why I had been assigned that position I could not explain , but there 1 was pulling witli all my might , as though I had been the best carriage-horse- the town. I had reached n point not far from tlio church , when the mud seemed to get deeper nnd deeper , and the carriage drew so heavily that 1 ganped for breath and almost sank down exhaust ed. This Hccnicd the moro inexplicable , when , looking back , 1 saw the entire con gregation behind the carriage , apparently pushing it along. But the more I tried the harder it became , till finally I was forced to stop and examine thedilllculty. F went to the rear , where I supposed was the congregation , but nobody could bo found. I called , lint no answer. I repeat ed the call several times , hut still no reply. By-and-by a voice- willed out 'Hallo ! ' and looking up , whom should I see bill ono of the deacons looking complacently out of the window , and upon going to the door of the carriage , what was my astonishment to beheld - hold thewholecoiigrcgat.iouquictly Bitting inside. " _ B , If. DongliiH & KOIIH' CnpHicum Cough Drops are manufactured by tlicmseh w , and are the result of over forty yearx' experience ) In compounding cough incdicinoo. mu-Ili-ilt. CuriotiH Frciikfl of a Cut. Mr. Willis , who lives in Oldham county. Kentucky , hud a cat which daily remained away from the house several hours at n time. Ono day Mr , Willis was walking through u piece of woods about u mile from lii'i house when ho saw his cat a fuw yards ahead of him , sitting in n kind of recess under a rock. It would sit still for iv long time , then walk over to some object near it in thoholoirud rul/ita hwul against it , purring most contentedly. What was his iLstonishmeut when ho came up to thocdgo of the rock , and saw that the object of the oata attention was nothing moro or less than n largo snake. The ttnttko was curled up in r. ring , and when the cat would approach it the miako would thrust up its head to receive fUo cat's caresses. This continued for about half an hour , when the cut evi dently grew wcaryaud after tnruingaronnd r.cvcral times to ensure n comfortable posi tion lay down beside the snake and was soon fast asleep. The next diiy Mr. Willis took a couple of friends with him towitncHS this strange spectacle. The mnncuvmi was repeated. At length they resolved to kill the snake , and did so. This Mccmed to completely overwhelm the cat with grief , nnd it used to visit the rock daily , as usual , for several days , without , however , finding nut what became of Its companion. AUK YOU GOING XO EUltOI'K ? In another column will ho found the an nouncoinnnt of M flaunt. THOB , COOK & SON Tourist AgciitH , 2 < il Broadway , Now York , relative to the very complete arrangement * they have inaile lor tours In Rurops the coming KprbiK and Summer. "Cook'n Kxcur- nlonlat , " containing majw and full particular * . will bo mailed to any addroaa on receipt of 10 cent * Look not upon the blocking when it Is red ; when plumpness dills it up ; fur it uuiy coyer cousidcrabloiaddiug , A Shlp-lofttl or Monkcyn. An American consular officer relates n Very funny occurrence , which enmo titulcr lits observation during his official rcsltlcnco In Liverpool. A wealthy ship-owner , who was licttcr n ) making money limit nt spell ing , seta mi onltT to Itomhay , itiul among other things wrote for two monkeys , which ho wanted to present lo friends ; lint de parting from the usual mode of spelling the word two , ho put it t o , I'erhnps the bund * writing wits not very legible , asisollcn the case with other tlinn illllerntoship-owners. At any rate , the master of the ship read it 100 instead of too , nnd so did the agents nt Dombay. There wits much astonishment at so strange an order , lint the master was bound to obey instructions. Accordingly the servicoof n number of natives wore secured , the country round nbont was scoured , nnd in tx low days u hundred monkeys , of nil colors and previous conditions , were secur ed. Thcro w ere little black monkeys , with eyes like beads , liiggvr monkeys with whis kers , and baboons w hose gruvo expression of countenance presented a ridic.ulous eon- trust to their tindignllled unties. The whole etowtl chattered , screamed , ami fought in the cage which had been provid ed for them in tlio ship , in spite of all ef forts to keep them tp.tlel. In u few days the homeward \oyago was begun , and with it the trouble * of the crew. AH soon as the motion of the ship was . . 'It ' , the monkevs redoubled ( heir noise , making n regular pandemonium of the ship. Kclny.s of them shook the haw of the citgo without u moment's ( wsatlon for twenty-three hours out of each twenty- four , until the cjigo was literally shaken to pieces , and the astonished sailors beheld n cloud of monkeys issuing from ( ho hold , scrambling , lighting , nnd tumbling over each other as If theirlives depended upon getting into the rigging in the shot lest possible - siblo time. The monkeys , with mlschlev- ousness unparalleled , would steal every thing they conhl lay their bauds on. If clothes wore hung up to dry they would carry them tip to the highest point attain able and pick them to pieces. It was nec essary to seta guard over every thing that was washed or dried. When the cabin boy swept the deck bo had to lock up the liroom , for if ho hid it over so securely , his luck would scarcely bo turned before an iild ape , half as big us u man , would have it , going through the motion of sweeping the deck with an air of indescribable grav ity. So great was the annoyance that it. was with great dilllcnlty that the ollleers ' 'ould keep the men fiom shooting their tormentors , and when the ship touched at Aden half of the crew desertetl , prefering lo take their chances at this inhospitable t > lace than to endiiro further persecution. CONVINCKNO. 1 ho proof jl the pndttiiiK is not in clmwing the string , but in ImvliiL' nn opportunity to tout tlio nrticlo direct. Kchrotor K ISvcht , the DrupvlatH , hnvo free trinl butllo * > f Dr. Bo- niuilto n CoiiKh nnd Lung Syrup fur ouch nnd every line wuo Is nllliclod with Coughs , Ctldn ) , Asthma , Consumption or nny Lung Alfoctlon , Ftvo Hundred VourH Jluncc. Scene Study in the house of an old gentleman in Australia. The old gentle man telegraphs to the servant's room and Jolin appears blown out of a pneumatic tube. Gentleman John , go to the carriage honso nnd fill thofamily balloon. My wife ami children will fly to Calcutta , about four o'clock to Mr. Johnson's in order lo boprc- aent nt u ball. Then dust my little bal loon and fill it also. I inusllly immediate ly io the London exchange , but thinkhow- vcr , thatlshall bo back before four o'clock , order to be able to accompany my wift ) hundred miles. Kho will bo back nbont two o'clock. Should it bo very dark about tliia time , have ono of the inonkeyB light the electric light HO that it Hindi illuminate about two or three hundred miles. In the morning I expect several friends from ] long Kong nnd San Ifauicfaco J don't forget , therefore , to telegraph to 1'aris to Chevet'H successor nuont the pastry n la Napoleon XVIII ; say to him that wo shall expect it at half past five o'clock , still wiirm. Tell the cook ( lint yesterday's artificial beef- ateak was spoiled by two much nitrogcp. Such deplorable careJcssiies.i ought never ta occur again. Narrinlown Jicainlrt oHf , Ncrvonn Doblllty , Ncuralglii , Norvoiw Shock , St. Vitas Dance , 1'roHtratlon. and all ilinouxcH of Nerve , Generative Organn , and nil permanently and radically cured by Allen's Brain Food , the rent botanical rein- Uy. 81 phg. , ( i for SH. At dnigK ) tn. The Kurih'H Surface. The changes in level of the carth'n sur face , which must have been rapid and vast in early geological ages , are yet in progress. Aside from paroxysmal changed , such as the volcanic upheaval of an island now and then , great area of land indiilc.rentpart.sof the globe are undergoing a slow process of elevation or subsidence. In Greenland r. subsidence is taking place. For six hun dred miles from Disco Bay to the Frith of Inaliko , the coast bus been sinking for four centuries past. Old buildings and islandH have been submerged , and the Moravian settlers have bad to put down new poles for their boats , the old ones standing , hyell observes , "ns silent witnesses of the change , " On the North American const south of Greenland , from Labrador to New Jersey , it is supposed that similiar changes are go ing on. G. If. Cook concludes that slow sulMiilenco is in progress along the eoastof New Jersey , Long Island and Martha'w Vineynrd , and according to A. Gcsnei' , the land is rising in St. John in Now liruns- wic.kHinkingnt ; the island of Grand Mcnan ; rising on the const opposite , at Bathurrit ; sinking about the Bay of Fundy , where there are regions of stumps submerged thirty-live feet at high lido : and rising at I'rinco-F.dwaril'BIsland. ' Itiabclievcdthat , in the I'aciih ; Ocean , thu region of the Coral Islands has , in HOIIIU portions , Html : not ICHS than six thousand fcctduringcom paratively recent geological times. Sur veys made in northern Sweden have shown , according to Lyell , that the coast is rising at the raUs of about four feet In u century. The luillcx miiMt ouncr or Inter ucknoul- odgfi Unit l'o//.oni'rt iniiillcutad complexion IH thu only comnotiu inaduthut will not njitro the nkln. Fiimaln by all ilrugglntn. TO ItKMOVKCiI.AHHfiTOI'l'KUS. Hold the neck of the bottle about half an inch above the llamo of a lamp or candle for ft few seconds. Wo have never failed oven in the most obstinate cases. The hands should be wrapyed in a towel , and great care fthould bo taken not to let the llamo touch the gloss , as thin might cause it to crock. The bottle should be kept rapidly turning dur ing the operation , HO OH to bring all parts of the neck equally under the Influence of the heat , when it will bo rapidly expanded and the stopper may bo withdrawn by a steady pull and twist. Sometimes it is necessary to tap the stopper lightly with a piece of wood. To twist the stopper , make an oblong hole in a piece of wood , into which thufctoppcr will Just lit. A JnifKlKI8 Hlory. Mr , Inaao C , Chamiiau Druggliit , Nowhurg , N. Y , , writoH us : "I have for tlm past ton yuirn Hold Bovorid KTOKH of DIt. WILLIAM HALIAS BALSAM FOU THK LUNGS , lean nay of it what I cannot say of any other medicine. I huve never hoard u .customer xjieuk of It butte to prulito IU virtue * In tlio Iilghont manner , I have rocuuimonilod It In a grout many caner of Whooping Ciugh wltlitho happiest olIectH. I have tiBod it In my own family fur many yearn ; In fact , always Imvo a. bottle In tht medicine closet ready for HBO , " Jlanry'u Curbollo Halve. IB the UK3T 8ALVK for Cuts , Urulsoa. Sorei ) , Ulneru , Salt Ithtmni , Tetter , Chapped HanoV Chilblain * , Curuu and all kinds of Skin Krnptio'id , KriickloH and 1'lmplen. Got HKN1CYW OAUUOLia HALVK , as all : othum are counterfeit * , 1'rlco ' . 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