1 OMAHA DAILY BEE-SATURDAY , MAY 10 , 1884
SCROFULA
Usually dovelopos in parly life , niu
is n pcculifir morbid condition of
the system , xisunlly nfFectinc the
glands , often resulting in swellings
enlarged joints , nbccsses , thickening
o the lips , enlarged neck , sore eyes
A scrofulous condition is oftei
hereditary , but bad diet , too free use
o fat meat * , bai air , want of sun
shine and nourishing -food will in
duce it. Some people are troublpt
with scrofulous swelling of tin
glands , n4d with ulcers nud kernels
which may cause very little pain
others may havn inward scrofula o
the lungs , scrofuln of the spleen
scrofu a of the kidneys , and acrofu
la of thu bones. I3URDOOK
BLOOP lUTTEIl-S wHIdnvonwnj
nny casn of scrofula , r.nd not to ap
pear in another place , for their no
tion on the blood and bowels wil
carry the disease entirely from the
body.
MARRIAGE tiumcroui engmrlnffi t * * *
it till ifcrrU which
Uio contrnipl tlocniMTlige
SECRETS ihouM know. Httndrc < ll of
Hrcr ! ( hnw tftcurp NtfTOtii
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JAMES Y , ORAIG ,
AND FLORIST.I
Plans , sixjclflcatlons nnil cittnmtci of cost of Iav' ' 2
out new or remodeling old la n , unKlliiK , sodillnir ,
etc. will bo furnlahoJ on nppllcitlon. Urowcr nnil
dealer m all Hilda nf Klancru , Shrubs , Ornamental
and Shade Trees. Just the thing for Cemetery or
Lawn Decoration. Orcon Homo and Nurncrr 23nl .
Btroot , near Fort Omaha. Cut Flon-oMBod Flower-
In ? PlauU In poti for sale nt all seasons , nhd any '
FloraDcslyinorIlouiUotstilMlo ! | upon the shortest
notice. Ordora by mall promptly attcnilodjto. Address -
dross 1 > . O. Box 005 Omaha , Neb ,
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GEORGE J. ARMBRUST ,
8. E. Corner 22 < 1 and Cumlng St. nig
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Orders will bo promptly attended to. UsA
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SPECIALIST OF
WOMEN , CHILDREN & OHIiONIO DISEASES.
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nonrs At Rosldonoo , No. H4SS. 10th Street , till
10 as. m. , and after Sn. in. Hours At olllco , No. 1C3 4011
and 109 8.16th St. , Room 7.from 10 n. m , , to S p. in.
N.B. The Tape Worm will bo rem9v J , w tbout COI1mr
danjcr , la tlmo of from 2 to B hour * .
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Spring and Summer Uoodf for Suitings and Trowscr-
Inch All garments guaranteed to lit and trimmed
with the Best Trlmmuiw. JIY 1'IUOES AUK LOWtill
than any Jlorcliant Tailor In the city. U01 Faruam
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lias lust received a full Una of Imported Fancy ( Suit'
Inirs and Pantaloon * of the laU t tyle > , Also
guarantees flno flttlnioand Hue trlmmlngt. ;
Rt Lowest Price. Also CleanliiB Dtelnit
and Bopalrlng. S. K. Corner.lCth
nd I > avooport BtreeU <
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All klndj of Drc d , Ftnoy Cakes aud Plc ; | ustantlj
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nn DKonriK
"What is Heaven ? " I asked a little child !
"All joy ! " anil In her Innocence she smiled.
I asked the aged , with her care oppressed !
"All suffering o'er , Oh ! Heaven , at last , I
rest ! "
I asked n maiden , meek and tomler-eyed ;
"It must bo love , * ' iho modestly replied.
I asked the artist , who adored his art ; .
"Heaven is all beauty ! " sjioko hli raptured
heart.
I asked tlio poet , ullh his soul afire :
' "TIs glory glory ! " and ho struck his lyre.
t asked the Christian , waKltg her release !
A halo round her , and low eho murmured
"l'o.ico ! "
So all may look with hopeful eyes above ,
'Tis beauty , glory , joy , rest , peace and love
-Philadelphia [ Call.
Kinma Abbott will leave for Kuropo May
21.
Madame Janauschok has made 812,003 no
tills aoason , and It Is a true account ,
Koso Coghlan will sail for Kngland In Juno
She will bo absent until September.
Hnvorly's Rtratcglsts open m Liverpool
Kngland , the latter part of .Tune.
Mrs. Weldon , ono of KnglandV profession
al beauties , U sc.indftllr.lnR society by slnglnp
In miiHlohalls ,
Klralfy's "Kxcolslor" will go to l.oulsvlllo
for the exposition. The stay in 8an , Francisco -
co hal been prolonged ,
Tha JJussian government Imi nccordod
. ilsHoii to appear In 1'ollsh at
at 1'olornburg during her htiropoau tour.
Clnclnnatt'sdrainatto festival cost only $ .100 ,
000. It was chonpor than a riot , apd the only
things murdered were thn plays.
Christina Nllwon says she never goes on the
stage without troptdltlon , and whnu she feels
weak or his an Important part always kneels
ilowii and says her prayers.
Halvinl Is very desirous of coming out atratn
but unless ho consents to play six nights a
week the Frohmans will not touch him. Ho
lays ho will probably rotiirn and manage himself -
self , His son will likely join hli company.
John Maguire , proprietor nnd proprietor of
lovoral theaters in Montana , Is now having
eased the Walker opera house. In Halt Lake -
the largest circuit director In the west. Louis
I. Villcmalro is Mr , Magulro's acting mana-
°
Modjcska coinmoncoi nn engagement at
Cansas City Thursday , May 15 , in "Adrlonno
/e-Couvrour , " giving "Frou-Frou" on Friday
light , "Twelfth Night" at the Saturday mat-
neo , and concluding her engagement Saturday
light with "Mary 8tuart.'P
1ml . B. Curt's , who will next season bring
ml a now nlay called Snot Cash , or Sam'l of
09011 on the lload , has booked himself up to
Tune , 1885. His now play is said to bo the
vork of n dozen different authors. Mr. Cur
will summer in Now York.
With n chorus of COO trained voices , an or-
ihcstra of 100 performers , and an imposing
irray of amlnont soloists , both vocal and in-
itrumontal , and u programme that Includes a
Isl of noble symphonies , overtures and other
irchostral pieces of sbrpasslng met It , the May
L'hlladolphia Music Festival opens under am-
Ices the moat Mattering.
After Fran Matorna's return to the Imperial
ipora house , at Viomm.hcr relations with that
nstltutiou will , at her sjioclal rcquost. bo
lomowhat altorod. Instead of bring bound by
lontmct to sing throughout the season , her
miiod will bo Hnil'od ' to four mouths ( Soptom-
ior to Docombcr ) , thus leaving her tlmo to
icccpt some uf the numerous olfors to sing In
ithcr citicp.
11 i MB ' " * " "
"Oh , doarl" cries the dame tS . . . " .
To whom Christmas has brought JH
That last year she sadly did lack : 1
' Th Sprfncc has como ou , |
In rotlromont must go
My vastly becoming seal sacriue. "
Sut she thinks as she folda - c1" i'.T 't
The rich garment awiy , '
With cum cAmphor In tlWrttV upon it ,
"There still is r. balm '
For the healing ot tf 00 ,
I'll order at once a , Spring bonnet. "
H'ONEY * Xlll.THK IiADIES.
'of largo hata Is waning ,
liolinots made outtroly of scarlet materials
are much worn.
Ono of the nicest partners for n girl In a
waltz around the room Is a broom.
Embroidered tusnous nnd pongees will bo
much worn this summer.
The f nvorlto colon of the London season nro
biscuit , mushroom , rosodn nnd most green.
A Springfield , Mass. , woman Is Bune | lior
mother-in-law for $10.000 damages for nllogod
Blunder.
IMbbons urn rarely soon on bonnets made o1
fancy materials , but nro uaed on almost nl
mndo of etraw ,
Black Spanish lace Is used ns n transparent
over whtto mirah , ns It Is arranged over nny
color with good elicit.
The spring fashions nro nlnmdy settled , bir
will shortly bo unsettled to make place fo :
the summer fashions.
CnnvnH of all colora Is n great novelty
Course textured ntulFs nro mixed with the old
fashioned glossy Hilk.
A Washington girl suicided because ho ;
lover made bin own clam chowder when sh
wnntod to make It for him.
Minn Mary B. Crantof ! Mnnltlnicus Islniu'
Maine , has achieved fnmo by rowing' throng
IIvo miles of rough water for the mull.
A now color decidedly In vogue Is the maul ,
la. It in n shade lighter than ecru , aud taste
fully mixed with all other colors.
Buttons , whether of Passementerie , smoke *
pearl , metal or onnmnl , nra worm very nmul
round and placed very close together.
The Mondon , ( Mich. ) Globe Is edited by .
woman , and all the compositors are women
They don't miss cny gossip of the town.
Straw capotes are made to match Iu coli ir
with the costume. Transparent , knottec 1 ,
small willow roods Interlaced are among tl , o
prettiest . _ . , j.m-i. ) , . , , < M , k i {
tjM'Vonch artificial diamonds , made of n vi t-
rioty of Hint-glass nnd graded to conform I , to
cnrot silo * of real diamonds , and called tl
"hollolan. " ; 7 rt 7 ' , u " .
1'okor U now a papular game among man v
women. In the hands of women entire ; _
ly great tha poker is mightier than tl 10 1
broomstick. |
Stylish spring coasts are made of nonpnro U
velveteen , In mouse and mushroom simile
with trimming of chonlllo mo.ia and lining
Satin. "
The corsages of the handsomest gowns are
made iiorfoctly plain. Tha basques are cut
very short In the tides , ending In a j > oliit In
front and an ovontall In the back. Sleeves ara
made as tight as last , seasoou , but they are
worn longer , 1j
I'luiii woolen muslin is the most elegant of
cheap materials and the most useful for sum
mer drosses. In bluok , this woolen muslin ,
which may lie worn without a silk undortdlp ,
forms the lightest of mourning toilet * for the
Hummer ; black canvas veiling U also suitable
for mourning ; It Is very easy to embroider In
tent stitch ,
A 10-cent beauty thaw Is now In progress
In St. Louis. What that city calls a
"beauty show,1' would doubtless bo considered
In moro civilized eoctloiu of the country an
orhlbltlou of brazen-faced females. JS'o prct.
ty or sensible woman would consent to bo
stared at and itRliyl by a crowd of dados for
any amount of money ,
Down In I'ensylvanla they have sociables
when you can kiss ull the girls you want to at
5 conu A pi ecu. A fellow can have Jots of
fun on 1 down there. Bismarck Tribune.
A fellow doesn't want to kltta many of Hum ,
thouvh. Let him ouco get started kluslng n
Pennsylvania k'lrl and ho never Ms up until '
lua money Is all goue. Philadelphia Call.
Buttons made from gold dollars , with .be <
wearer's monogram engraved upon tl'om ' art
now the rsgo. The craze was started by Mrs
Laiurtry , who some Um ago ordered tw (
dozen of them engraved and enameled. the
puid S10U for the job. The buttons are expou
dye aud very few can afford them , though 10
cent pieces ore eouioUmta substituted , Iu ad
dlHon to the monofrrams fancy rigt < r : ro al o
engraved upon the coins.
A lxmn t of msnllU lace net hM the crown
Umvl crosiwlsn and Iho front lengthwise , a
Hmall < ] iillllnt ; of manllla lace nil nround , nop-
aratod ( ) y lirpe mo * coloro < l stones In the
fthnpo of InrRO < Hc . The trimminc rn the
loft was first * lnro ( ? bovr entirely made of
foftthers , that Is , the lonp feathery down wo *
cut from the centra stein nf an ostrich feather.
then skillfully pined on a very liRht material
mndo into a bow , Above thu wet n tuft of
Rtllf feather * .
lirocndad Woolen material * In shaded tint *
* o Uoo employed In preference to all others
thin Rprlnff , They have been Introduced thU
PQOKOII In a numbnr of fft'clnatlnp comblna-
tlmi.i. Ladle * who fullnw faihlon * nut timidly
will noloct woolen fabrics , brocaded In nolf-
colors In such shades OR poncock or gendarme :
blue , { mine , ntiWirown , almond , mosi. green
and Klornnco IKIOII.O. Those who prefer a
Bomowhat moro fanciful ntylo will chose com
binations of color fluch OH mt and daik bltio ,
ollvo and irnrnet-rod old and
- , gold myrtle-green ,
orange and bronze , and BO on ,
for traveling and rough country URO
must ho durable , idinplo In cut and trimming ,
and still have a certain stamp of elegance.
They should be of very good material , nuch M
K tripod llinniHiIiin mid light cloth. Striped
and plaid KugllshfabricA for thin j > urixno _ are
In many dark combinations of undecided
colors. Some fill I U are of Ilmouslilo only and
others have < lrapod polonaises over short , plain
cloth skirt * , In the color of ono of the stripes
of the polonaise. Most of the now fabtlc. *
for traveling suit * have the appoarpnco of beIng -
Ing rough and heavy , but to tlio touch they
nra vary soft and they drape beautifully. They
are also very durable and will ondiiro any
hardship ,
The Latigtry knot , as every sort of neck
collfuro. Is decidedly unfashionable , although
with It tha curly full , that rightfully belongs
to the low style of halr-dronftlng , Is still allowed
to reign ramdnut uiion the forohoud. Two or
three Imnda of velvet encircling the head ,
after the manner of the Greek maidens are
801110111110 * worn , but accompanying an elabo
rate totirmnt ) Is ipiito unbecoming. Combs
iml jowolud phis are thrust Into the cells of
mlr. Stool ornaments , too , have been loft
asldo long enough to lie resumed again as
omothlng now and striking. The hair done
ip high and gracefully arranged on the top , Is
n most becoming colltnro to many ladies , The
tylo is moro picturesque and stately with
vonlng dross than whore the hhir is simply
ollod low In the nape of the nock. Diamond
rnamonts , fcathcrtlps , llowors and other dot-c
ations are certainly much moro olfcctlvo In
oilfuroH arranged nigh.
A Nlco Screamer ,
'Darling , toll mo what your wish 1st
Can 1 HOOT to fetch the moon ?
ihall I dlvo among the fishes ?
Shall I climb the banks o'Doont"
Ho treated her with marked ostccm ;
She only answered htm "I scream ! "
'Sweetheart , how can I alarm you ?
I would give you all I own.
rVould not my respect disarm you ?
Will not worshiping atone ? "
She was an fair as any dream ;
] ! ut only answered him , "I scream ! "
'What can I fetch , my pot , to easy you
In gold or jowoll'd bangle * rare ?
iVlll silks or satins please you ?
My purse , tnd pains I will not spare. "
' 'You silly goose ! Quito deaf yon seem ;
Pray can't you understand lea cream ?
Tarollo ,
UELtGIOUS ,
The Gregory Chast is so called because
t was introduced into the church service by
Gregory the Groat.
IJooclier put on rubber clothes the other
light and Immcrood several young men In t
'lymouth church. Ho says ho does not bo-
love in It , but wnntH to please everybody as
ar as hi can ,
The town of Colchester , England , Is recotf-
ilzlngitsdollvoranci ) from the recent earth-
luakos by n series of religious revivals , which
lave crowded the churches of all deuomina <
Ions wi h devout and truly thankful congre
gation * ,
An association has boon formed in Michigan
for the purpose of holding a camp-mooting on
the Lansing falr-grouads , under the aiu'plccs
of the National Association for the Promotion
of Holiness. The meetings this year will beheld
hold from .Tune 11 to 18.
Kvangollst Moody Is at work In London *
but ho seems to have parted company with
Sankoy. Whllo the meetings have created
loss oxcltomont than In 1875 , thny are moro
successful In reaching the neglected masses.
Onco. when church-goers were too plenty
Moody asked all Christians to rlso. early
the whole audience re i > ended , and ho request
ed thorn to make room for the unconverted
waiting outside.
The general conference of the African Moth-
dlst Kpiscopal church of the United States ,
Including dolcgatoi from Africa and Hivyti ,
assembled in Baltimore , May 5. The body
comprises nearly tliroo hundred members , rep
resenting forty-ono annual conferences. The
bishops present are I ) . A. l'aynoT. M. Brown ,
A. W. Wyman. K. H. Kano. H. M. Tumor ,
. ] . ; A. Shorter. T. U. M. Ward , J. B. Campbell -
boll and Mr. Dickorson.
Thursday , Juno 19 , 1881 , the celebrated
London preacher , Charles H. Spurgoon , will
have reached his 50th birthday. Arrange
ments are being made to gtvo the day suitable
celebration. A largo memorial building
which Is being erected In the rear of the Tu-
bornaclo for church ollicos , nnd which is to bo
known as .Jubilco House , is to bo formally
opened on the occasion , A largo some money ,
It Is understood. Is to bo presented to the p s-
tor , and Mr , Spurgoon Is expected to go
through the ordeal of shaking hands with
5,000 mombois. It in well understood that
whatever sum may bo presented will bo
handed over by the reverend gentleman
to the Institutions which ha has created.
The Kxamlnor ( Now York ) is of the opinion
that the Congroqatlonalhit body Is soon to
break In two. Tha only alternative Is that the
now theology shall prevail throughout the
denomination. Its advocates are fearless ,
ami moan to maintain thalr position. And ,
therefore , unless the believers In the old
theology are men of dough , with milk aud
water In their veins Instead of blood , they
too , will maintain their convictions without
yielding ground. Thcro Is an irrepressible
conflict between tha two no compromise , no
modus vlvondl can bo arranged for the tfio In
the same denominational limits , without
sacrifices of principle that men on both sides
will rofusa to make. What can bo the ultl
mate result , then , except disruption ?
Seasonable Hint * .
Now on the scene ,
Wlthsmllohcrono
The man with hat of straw doth pass ,
Meanwhile close by
There greets the eve.
"To Let" "For Sulo. " "
"Keep off the Grass.1
Now Jersey charges the lowest marrlago ! !
cense foe 1cents. .
Miss Manpiand , the daughter of Henry
Manpiand , of Now York , Is engaged to Mr.
Henry Goodwin , son of 1'orko Goodwin. The
wedding U to take place the firet week fu
Juno , MHI1I ! bo a notable event.
The Rt. Albans
Messenger reports that a
voncrablo and highly esteemed resident of
WIndham county Vermont , otfered a young
woman 910,000 to marry him , and the name
authority has It that she accepted him and It.
Isaaa McLalu. of Hlllsboro , HI , , who was
recently divorced from his young wife , has
now added a highly sensational chapter to the
romance of his life , by m&rrylug his mother-
In-law , a matron of CO. McLalu Is 62 years
old.
Henry Boltzhoovor , aged 70 years , of Pitts ,
burg , 1'a. , l now suing for a dfvorco from his
wlfo on the ground that "In 1854 she hail call ,
id htm a hog , aud had said she would as 10011
Ivo with a hoi ? as with him ; that she would
not pour out ids colfce , that the refused to
allow him to ontortho housa by thn fcont door
and that she hi J the butter from him.
Mr. J. L. Chrl tUn and Miss L. A. Loch-
Ha , members of two highly respectable faml-
lies of MadUon , Ga. . were to have been married -
ried last Sunday. That mornlrg Mr , ChrU-
tlau received a letter from the lady stating
that ehe had lied the country before ilayllght ;
thut a > the moment for the martia o aj > -
, proaclicd her dread of the develonmonU of
the married state drove her Into euch a ttato
of cowardl'e that ho could not meet It. She
enclosed 9 * > to pay for Christian's trouble In
- getting the license. Ha Immediately went In
pursuit of her and found her in Ocouo couou *
* * | fwMt
f
ty. She fell upon his neck , klstcd him wildly
and declared that she would never bo parted
from him A pecond attempt was mode at
marrUgo the other night , but In the last mo
ment iho swooned away at the thought and
the ceremony was again ( KMtponad ,
An cngngad couple In Orntigo county , Now
York , became onstranirod about a yosr and a
half ago , and thn lady at lonth began a suit
for damages for breach of promise of marriage ,
The gentleman , feeling , perhaps , that ho
would loio the suit should I it coma to trialand
certainly dreading the inevitable publicity ,
compromised the matter by payment to the
lady bf a considerable stun of money. Not
long ago , however , the couple were reconciled
and a few weeks fdnco they wera married , the
old love swceptnr ; all obstacles out of the way.
ISKlU.l.v , Hay fi. The grout social sensation
of court circle * Is that Louis IV. , grand duke
of Hefso-Dflrmntndt , the son-in-law of Queen
Victoria , ha * suddonlo and secretly concluded
a left-handed mnrrlogo with the Countess
Aloxandrlno oV.apskl , daughter nf a Husslan
chamberlain , Count Adam Cratskl. She Is
thirty years old and of extraordinary beauty.
She wa * formerly the wlfo of a lluuian secre
tary of Irgatlon , Do Kalemlna. and was lately
divorced , The ceremony took place on April
30 , after she ritual marrlaeo of his daughter ,
the Princess Victoria , with Prince Louis of
Battonhcrg , This loft-handed marriage ha *
caused the greatest sensation in the palao of
the crown iirlnco , as the grand duke waB the
intended husband of Princess lioatrlco , of
Kngland , but the rejection of the bill permit-
tine masrlflgo with a dccoaiod wife's ststor
prevented the alliance ,
'Never Gnmlilo usVo I'ftSB My. "
No. rcallyl ThoroV not a moro Innocent cltyl
Wliat does thn word "gamble" moan ?
The worried policeman comes In for n pity ,
His hands are so terribly clean.
Did you over hoar of that wicked game , 'pokor"
OrBtnmtyn a "bobtail Hush , "
Wcro yam- cards over stacked by some pro
vlous joker
Who beat your fourn In n rmh ?
What's "auto ? " A female relation. Kscarto !
That's French ; you must nsk my gal ,
What's li'oro ? A king of some 3iiblc.il party
Who drowned In the Suez canal
Is baccart known In this gulloss quarter ,
\Villi his natural eight or nine ?
Policemen's morals are pure a * water ,
Their innocence almost divine.
Tlio Next Knee.
The walking- match i * over ,
The publc'i satisfied ;
The winners are In clover ,
And now in cabs can ride.
Next comes the great convention
With fast-approaching pace ,
And all will five attention
To tlio Presidential race.
Kissing at church sociables has boon strictly
prohibited in Connecticut. Murder , however ,
is everyone's right
The abbreviation "Kov."boforo a great many
preachers' names doesn't stand for "Hover-
end ; " it stands for "revenue. "
Henry Ward liooohor's mother taught him
at an early ago to sow ; and yet it is bollovod
that the groit preacher often has trouble with
his collar buttons.
A correspondent wants to know if there Is
more : than ono religious denomination that beHaves -
Haves in foot washing. It is sincerely to bo
hoped that there is ,
Hd
Kate Field goes to church twice n day every
day in the week at Salt Lako. This give color
tc tha rumor that Saint Cannon is about to
add the famous sulTragiit to his list of spouses.
"What shall I do with these spoiled pine
apples ] ? " asked a grocer's clerk.
"Look out , don't touch 'em. They are in
tended for tlio church festival. "
Capt. Ilodnoy Baxter , of Ilyannls , Capo
Cod , Mass. , offers to pay § 500 "to any person
who will produce a materialized spirit In my
preeonce , within my roach , witness being
present , and that will there remain even live
minutes.1
"J thai ! be preaching the gospel when a
majority of thU congregation is in hell , " re
marked the Kov. Mr. IJelo from the pulpit of
the Lutheran churclwc * Center Brunswick ,
Henssolaer countyxjjpwS , last Sunday. Mr.
Dele was proachlngBbKarowoll sermon to a
largo and stiff nockoJK'Vigregatlon. Ho maybe
bo treated to tar and i ill thorn for this bold
"
tilk.
"Whoro were you last Sunday , Hobble ? "
asked the teacher of ono of the brightest
scholars in her Sunday-school class.
"My mother kept mo homo "
, "Now , llobbic , do you know where little
boys go to when they play truant from Sun
day-school ? ' '
"Yes madam , "
' Whore ? "
"They go fishin' ! " exclaimed tlio boy , letting
the whole feline family out of the paper en
velope.
Shoes wear out pretty fast , yet , after all ,
"there's nothing like leather. " Just see how
tlio old leather-covered bibles last.
Quito lee Fly.
Now doth the early fly bedeck
My glossy , newly laundered shirt
With many a quaint and curious speck
Uf ineradicable dirt.
With breezy buzz and manner frep
Ha round about my cranium skims ;
Ha oats from off the plate with mo ,
And in the cream-Jug blithely swims :
Thou treads In tltlllatlva track
Around the precincts of my nose ,
But just as I gi\o him A whack
Ho goes !
CEO. 1 ? . IlAYWOOl ) .
lroiiu. :
JIcrchanls'Trav tiler.
A merchant traveler was put in a bed
with a stranger at a crowded hotel. Dur
ing the night ho bccamo very restless , and
waked up his bedfellow by kicking him
clear out of bed.
"Thuudorntionl" yelled the victim ,
"what do you mean by that sort of treat
ment ? "
"Oh ah bcg-pardon , " said the trav
eller , rubbing open his oycs and gniungnt
the man on the floor. "I was dreaming. "
"Dreaming , was you ? Well it's all right ,
mister , but , if it's all the same to you I'd
just as liof you wouldn't keep your dreams
loaded. "
A HpiiHlliIo Blwii would Uso.
Kemp's Balsam for tlie Throat and Lungs.
It is curing moro cases ot Coughs , Colds , Ast
hma , Bronchitis , Croup , nnd all Throat nnd
Lim ? troubles , than any other medicine.
The proprietor has authorized Schroeder &
Bocht , to refund your money If , after taking
three-fourths of a bottle , relief Is not obtained.
Trice fiO cents aud SI. 1'or sale by Schoeder
4 Becht.
Hot or t 01 a Carrier.
Texas Sittings.
The lottor-carrlor hid boon ringing the
boll of an olcirant Auttin mansion for at
least fiftaen minutes loforo the lady of
the house appeared. The man of loiters
was soinowhat annoyed , and said peevishly -
ishly :
" 1'vo boon knocking at the door over
so long. "
'Oh , don't lot that worry you , " with a
sunny smile ; "you did not disturb us
Wo thought you were only a loafer "
The lady should not have used that re
mark , for it gave the letter-carrier an opportunity -
portunity to retort :
"So your hugbijid has not como yet ? "
As a euro for Sere Throat and Coughs ,
"Jlrouti'a Jlrcnohlnl Trochca" have
boon- thoroughly tested , and maintain
their good reputation.
A Gooil l > l ) in' Hand.
Washington llatrhot ,
"Can you write a plain hand ? " asked
the advertiser of ouo of his numerous ap
plicants.
" 0 , yes , sir , " was the reply.
"Well , lot's BCO it , " said the mer
chant.
The man sat do\tn nnd in ft few mo
ments haiidoa thu morclmiit the follow
ing :
A good playin1 hand the joker ,
right and loft bowprs , ace aud king of
trumpa. "
That applicant WM engaged.
i !
PROPOSALS FOR INDIAN SUP
PLIES AND TRANSPORTATION ,
pvKPASTMENT OF Till : INTERIOR , Omea of
U Indian Affairs , Washington , April 23 , 1881.
Scaled rrorK al8 , InJorscd "Projiosiils for Beef" ( old *
for beef mint lit submitted In * e [ > arata cn cloiiex , )
Itncon , Hour , Clothlnif , or Transportation , ir. , ( s
the caiom y land ) directed to the CommlfMncr
of IndUn Affairs No . 05 and 67 Woostcr street , Now
YrtV , will IKS recchcil until I r. M. of Tuesday , May
27,1354 , for furnishing- the Indian torilco aoout
20,000 , pounds Ilacon , X,000,0jO ( | > outids llcof on the
hoof , 100,000 ] > oiind Dcuni , 45.CKX ) pounds Ilaklne
Powder , 780,000 | Hitindi Corn , 460,000 pounds Coffee ,
1,100,000 pounds Flour , 70,000 pound * Feed , 105,000
pouni R Hard Dread , 43CUO pound * Hominy , 18,000
pounds t.nrd. 700 liairds tncss tor It , IbO,00 pound *
Illcc , 7CrOO pouniln Tea , (00 fpoumls Tobacco ,
220,100 JKiunds Salt , 11)0,000 ) potindsSoip , 0,000 ( tound *
Sodar 850,000 | iouiid > Suitar , anil 40,000 pounds
Wheat.
Also , Blankets , Woolen and Cotton Ooodi , ( con-
pmlnit I" part of Tlcklnif , 20.000 yards : Standard
Callro , 135,000 yards ; Prilling , 0,000ards ; Uuek.U
free from all elzlnir , KCOO jurclt , Denims , 17UO
} ard < ; Olnchaui , 140,000 yard : ; Kentucky Jean ; ,
28,000 ard ; Cheviot. 4tOO jards ; llrown Sheeting
176,000 jnrds ; Illcncheil Sheetltif | , 16,150 yards ;
Hickory Shlitlnir , 10o , x ) yards ; Calico fchlrtlng ,
8,000yarIs : Wlnscy , 1,500 jardii ) Clothing , Oro-
ccrlcn , Notion * Harow arc , Medical Supplies , School
Hooks , \c. n.ida lonif lln ot mNrolljuiloui artlclts ,
such as llnrnom , Plows , llakcs , Forks , \c. , and for
about 476 W KOIIS re < iiilrod for the fcrvleo. to bo
dcllvf roj at Chicago , Kansas City , and Sioux City.
Aljofor BUihWsironsat may bo required , adapted
t < > thocllmatoof the Pacific Coast , with California
Drakes , delivered t San Francisco.
Also , transpoitation for such if the articles , Rood * ,
and supplies hat may not bo contracted for to be
delivered at the Auricles.
1IID.S VCHTIlK MHD OUT OX GOVERNMENT HIAM(1.
Schodtilcj nho lnf ( the kinds and qualities ol
subsistence supplies required lor each Atrcncy , and
iho kinds and quantities In tttof , of all Oilier goods
and articles , together w llh blank | > rope al * , rondltions
to bo obsencd by blildorn , tlmo nnd pl&co of delivery
t im of contract and i > aj incut , transportation routes ,
snd all other necessary Instructions will bo furnished
upon application to the Indian Olllco In Wahlniton ,
or Nos. U5 and 67 Woostcr Strcct.New York ; Wm H.
LoiiXo.43 ! ! Ilroaduav , Now Vork ; the Commls
arlcs of subl tancc , U.S. A , at Cheyenne Chi
inRo , r axcnworth , Oinnha , taint I.cul ? , Saint Paul ,
8an Francisco , and Ya'akton ; the I'ostmutir at
Sioux City , and to the Postrrnstcrs nt the following
named places In Kanros : Arkansas City , HurlliiKton ,
C ldwell , DodeoCity , Empoth , hurel , urcat
llend , How-aril. Hutchlnton , Larncd , .Mol'hcrson ,
Marlon , .Mcdulno t dto , New tin , OSIRO City , Kedan ,
Sterling Tnpckn , WdllnKton , Wichita and Wlnlleld
IlltU will I u opened at the hour and day nbo\o
stated , nnd blddcts are Incited to bo present t the
opcniiiA
CKRTIMKD ClirCKS.
All bids must bo accompanied by certified checks
upon lorao United State * Depository or the First
National Hank af Los Angeles , Cal. , for at least Ihe
per cent of thu amount of tno propmal.
II , PlllCK , Commissioner.
I1MORPKINE HABIT
11)1 ) ! . II , II. KANK , or il.o
- _ _ _ Illoln i nowoflVn A llciacily H
CS.i n < tin tart hlra.Hf qnlf Lit and | i lnlr. > lj. fat tclllmiy
UUliftn < I t-n < lnrirmrn < fl from * mlllnt ni iMeitl ln n.Aea < MreM
H. ti. ILUII , I.B. . a.U. , ICO t Dlloa 81. , Ktir lork OU.
GOLD MEDAL , FABIS , 1870
BAKER'S
Warranted absolutely pur- '
Cocoa , from which the excess o ,
Oil lias been removed. It lias tfiret
tlmet the strength of Cocoa mlicd
wllh Blarc.i , Arrowroot or Sugar ,
nnd Is therefore far more cconoml
CAl. It Is delicious , nourishing ,
strengthening , easily digested , and
mlmlrnbly adapted fur Invalids at
well as for persons In health.
Sold ujr Orocers orcrjnhcr * ,
BAKER & pa. DorcbestGr , Mass.
THE HULL
The Pioneer and Still Ahead.
in TTso ,
Fast supcrtcdlng tlio largest old fnfchlonad utovos
and ranges Ithai the simplest and most elllclent
etovo burners In the world , and \\ltli new lmpro\o
meats the easiest to opera'e. ' Abbolutely Sato \\llli
Ita patent roiutvolr , now In use the second season
without a elnglo accident ,
for Catalogue , 1'rlco List , Kte.
HULiLi VAl'OB STOVE CO. ,
CLEVELAND , 0.
m y 0 mJio cod , Vw
( Ill Ifl
, vUtCTUO-VOt.TAT.O nnLT and other Ki.ncrnia
IVi AITMANCKS nro smit on W Pays' Trial TO
1IEN ONLY.OUNO OH OI.D , who nrn suffer-
InW from NEKTOUS PKBIUTV , LOST VITAUTT.
tVASTita WRAKNFSSES , anil all these cllscnfcs of n
1'KiiaoSAi. NATUHK , rcsultlnff from AUUSKS nud
OTIIEH UAVSIU. Siccily | relict and roinplcta
retoratlon to HEALTH , Vtaon nnd HAHIIOOD
uuir.KTEi'i > . fciiMid at ouce for IlliutrAtcd
lamililctfreo. Ailnrces
VJI.TAIC' IIKI.V CO. , Murxlinll. Mich.
\ bottu ilublllty. vxliiiiibiltiii anil | > rvniatur
t ecay nro rnusud ny t > tCM&t'i ! , errors vt } out ht eto. .
cn > iwrfuctly rcntored tti I'tihii.t litiiltli nnd
vlKDi-niu iniiiiliiioil (17 ( THE MARSTCN
MOLDS. J inl mncli dnirclnu , ThlatrciMincut
- - l Decay
umformly Mt < cctN < ful UHraufo narea on i > titvct
utiicnii > Uiic\viinil tllrvct iiit lhniliiand < > b-
wtmiitt Ihiiroiiuhnrtiu bvalod 'iroatifca frra.
HSTON REMP YCO 4fiW.t * < uci U
EUROPE ! !
COOK'S QKAND EXCUIISIONS leave N w York
In April , May and Juno , 1RS1. PASSAGE TICKETS
by all ATI ANTIO STKA&IEItS. Special factlltloa fo
eociirliii ; GOOD IlEUTIId. TOUKIST lICKBTa fo
tmclrrHln KUUOl'K , br a'l routes , at reduced ratea.
COOK'S KXCUIISIOMST , with maps aud full par
tlcularn. by mall 10 cents. A'ldrcwi
THOS. COOK i SON , M Hroadway , N. Y.
U .Nlm > STA'lluS AND UKHMANMAiU-hKMl
_ WEEKLY STEAMERS Hambiire-Amcrlcai
Packet Company's Line for PLYMOUTH ( London
Cherbourg , ( Vartyand 1IASI11UHG. Saturday < t ui
tn tu Ilambiin ; direct W'.SSINO , April 16 : 1101IE
MIA , April 10 ; OKLLEIIT , April S < ; WESTPHALIA
April V3 : AKTIA. May 3 ; WIELAND , Hay 8
UUea : Kliit Cabin , W5 , ? 70aiid8SO. titeuragu , ! 0
Prepaid etetragB tlcketn , $18 Exourslonrates Kre t
lyretlucetl , H-nil for "Tourist Oatettn" Ifenr
Puiult , Mark Ilaiuen , K , E. Monrus , M. Toft , agent
111 Omaha , drcmcwlir & BchorntKcn , ngcnU 111 Oouii
ell Bluffi. a 11:1UU1IAIII : ) & CU. , den. Pass. AL'ts.
01 Broadway , N. Y.
Western Cornice-Works
IRON AND SLATE UOOF1NO.
0. SPEGHT , PROP
UI1 Douglai SL Omaha , Neb.
UANUFAOTUOKUOr
Galvanized Iron Cornices
jtirDormer Windows , Flntal * , Tin , lion and Slat
HooUi'ir. Stjocht'ii Patent Uetalllo SkjUk'ht , Jaten
adjusted Itatcliet Dar and Bracket tnehlni , I am
the Kcucral atrcnt for the iboiellno ofuoodi. Ire
Kt'ii'-lm' , Crettln * . Ualiutrmdcn , V r nJ ilrou llan
KalllnKs , Window Cllmls , CelUr Guardi ; alia grnvm
it lor Pcersou 4 Ulll't Patent losli'c Ellnd.
ARCHITECTURAL IRON WORK.
Columns , Pilasters , Lintels , Poncing , Cresting , Balling , Etc. . , f
Cast , and Wrought Iron Beams.
AgctltH for TIIIJ IIVATT VltlHMATIC I.IGHTH.
THE MURRAY IRON WORKS CO. , Burlington , Iowa.
THE LARGEST IRON WORKING ESTADLI8HMENT IN THE STATE.
SPECIAL NOTICE TO
Growers of Live Stock and Others.
WM CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO
Our Ground Oil Cake.
ItUtho best ami cheapest toot tor Hock el any kind. Cno poundl'00.,1 ! " 0 " " ? ? LfM
lock tea with Ground Oil Cake In the F ll .tid Wlntor , Instead of running down , will ' "iT , , . * , .
. . , oil M others , who use It can teetiry o
nd be in good nmrketnble conrt.tlon In the ( prtnir. Dairymen M *
t , merits. 1UandM-foryour..Uc , . & * Nob.
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TEE NEW HOUSE OP
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Fine Havanu , Key West and Domestic Cigars. All Standard Brands Tobaccos.
Trial Orders Solicited , Satisfaction Guaranteed , I
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WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN
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SASH , DOORS , BLINDS , MOULDINGS , LIME , CEMENT , PLASTER , &C-
STATE AGENT FOR MILWAUKEE CEMENT COMPANY.
Near Union Pacific Depot , - Omaha , Neb , ,
e 3 OC am
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STEELE , JOHHSON& CO. ,
H. B. LOCKWOOD ( formerly of Lockwood & Draper ) Chicago , Man
ager of the Tea , Cigar and Tobacco Departments. A full line of
all grades of above ; also pipes and smokers' articles carried in
stock. Prices and samples furnished on application. Open
orders intrusted to us shall receive our Careful-attention ' "u
IH _ ' , . " ' "Satis'fafctioMGdaranteed.'r "
AGENTS FOR BENWOOD NAILS AND LAFLIN & * RAND POWDER CO
jf i"y I f
* l
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21 Most Perfect Goods off
t.lieir kind jEIver ! Made.
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Manufactured by the Uluulgan Stove Oo. , Detroit and Chicago ,
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ro and Burglar Proof Safes for Tlent at from 85 to S50 per annum.
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