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OMAHA DAILY -WEDNESDAY \ , APKIL 23 , 18S4
Thousands Hastened to tlioir Graves
Rnlying on testimonials written in vlv
i glowing language- some miraculout
cures made by some largely puffed u |
dontor or patent medicine has hftstenH
Ihotmnds to their graves ; believing n
tlioir utmost insnno faith that the sam
miracle will bo performed on thorn , rim
that these testimonials rnako the curcf.
while tlio so called medicine is nil tli
time hastening them to theirgrftvcs. Wi
have avoided publishing testimonials , n
they do not ranko the cures , although w
have
THOUSANDS WON THOUSANDS
of them , of the most wonderful cures ,
voluntarily aont us. It is our nwlichu.
Hop Bitters , that makes the cures. It
has never failed nnd never can. Wp'will
give reference to any ono for nny dtseasi
Blmlliar to their own if dcnirod , or willru
1 for u > nny neighbor , as there is not i
no ghborliood in the known world bui
cai show its cures by Hop Bitters.
A LO.SINO JOKE.
A prominent physician of Plttaburg said to
K lady patient who wan complnlnlne of hei
continued ill health , and of bin Inability f
cnro her , Jokingly said : "Try Hop Blttorsl'
The lady took it In earnest and used the Hit
tore , from which she obtained permanent
health. She now laughs at the doctor fur hir
ioko , but ho is not no well pleased with it , at
It cost lism a good patient. e
FBES OP DOOTOnS.
The fee of doctors ia nn item that vorj
many persona nro interested in. Wo believe
liovo the schedule for visits in $3.00
which would tax n man confined to hit
: bed for a year , and in need of a dally vis
, it , over $ L 000 a year for medical ntton
dance nlonol And one single botllo ol
Hop bitters taken in time would BAVO tht
$1.000 and nil the year's sickness.
A LADY'H wisir.
"Oh , how I do wish mv skin was an cleat
and eoftaj yours , " salil a lady toiler friend.
"Yon can easily make it BO , answered the
Wend. "How " the first "
? inquired lady. "Bj
uilna Hop Bitten that makes pure , rich blood
and blooming hoalth. It did U for mo as you
observe. "
OIVKN ur nv THE uoorons.
"Is it posaiblo that Mr. Godfrey is uji
and at work , and cured by so etinplo a
remodj ? "
"I asauro you it is true that ho is entirely
tiroly cured , and with nothing bub HOJI
Bitters , nnd only ton days ago hia doctorn
gave him up and said ho must die , from
Kidney and Liver trnuhln | '
Iho kldiie } ut
purinorsolthobt o
and when their ( 'no
tlons are Interforrw
with through wiah.
nc B , iliovnood ton-
ing. They become
healthfully nutlve b )
thousii of llostettor' ,
Stomach B Ittors
hcn ( ailing short a (
relief from othoi
sources. Tiiissupcrl
Btlmu'atlng ' tonli
also pro'cntj and
nrtosts ( evir and
a 'ue , constipation ,
UvnrcomDlaIui.fl > a
popsla , rheumatism
anil other ailments
Use It with regular
Ity. Fur sale oy ll
Uiugglato and Deal
crs ( joncrnlly.
AD ifwllfot FpctUlnitoaU .
noU woftd Bum ln rnTtl * , ZHurbtcft , llvrr u < d ARUI. t
iltanl < tfc r lh iHrfctim Orn * > A ftw drop * ItuMfl . d ll < UMI t
to | 1uiof cbiunMenr , MI ! U tU Jmwr Jrtnli Trj It , ant
btwar * f cvuutrViia. < U
. W. V7UrE AlUT , OOLS AQEUT ,
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| GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY.
iOP MANLY VIGOR , Bpamutou
Jhoja , eta. , when nil other rcmr
Idles fall A cure guaranteed
? $1.BO a bottle , largo bottle , ( ou
times the quantity. (5. By express
press to any address. Sold b ;
_ aU druggists. ENQIJSn MEDf
OA.Ci INSTITUTE , Proprietor ) , 718 OUT * Street , 8t
fouls , Mo. -
"I have sold Sir Aitloy Cooper's Vital Restorativi
or vcars. Kvery customer epoaki highly of It I
nliuitatlnglyondorse It asa remedy oi true merit
" 0.1T GOODUAH , DrugRlst.
umaho et. 1 1B83 vlS-mlo
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In April , May and June , 1KS4. PASSAGE TIOKE ff
\ > Y atl ATI ANTIO 8TKAMEUS. Bpoolal facilities (01
securing GOOD nKBTHS TOUItlST TICKKTa (01 (
. travelers In EUUOl'E , br a'l routes , at reduced rates
COOK'S KXCUIWIONI8T. with maps and ( ull par
Uoalara , by mall 10 cents. A'ldrcw
' TUOS. OlOKfcBOrf..T Broadway , N. Y.
, ( / " * n-vt.vitt *
r'fc '
or Wormy Veins orilie r-crotuni. IVIrn tht unna-
retUdtaiu , of Lc "
quickly and painln SfffiBS'wSSfep !
I RED
blglan Bojnl ana U B , Mull Stoamert
BAILING EVERY SATURDAY ,
BCTWKEN
NEW YORK AND ANTWERP ,
rheJthineCtefiAnny , Italy , Hulland and France
1 Steenge Outward , $20 ; Prepaid ( rein Antwerp , t21 ,
Excursion , W , luoludloic bed IUK > etc , 2d Cabin , tfiO
Jlouail Trlii , DO 00 ; hx urelon , )100 ; uiloou froua ( &o
< i to too ; Kxcarston > 110 to 1180.
> > * & , jQTPoterVrht & Sou , Qeiii Agonta. 66 Oiead
w y N. Y.
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, Oi Jwelt. Hamilton 4 Co. , Omaha. P. K. Clod.
n & Co. , 208 N. 10th Btruet , Omaha ; D. K. Klin
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I s f QJ. L REGULAR MONTHLY DRAW
/ ,
, O L 1 1 ing will take place iu Mauonio hull
Moannio Hair , Maaouio Toindlo Building
Covingtou , Ky , ,
Thursday , April 24th , 1884.
A Lawful Lottery A. Fair Drawlnes
'cliaiiered by tneleirUlatifio of Ky. . and twice de ai
od legal by the highest court lu t"e Btato Donr
gtreo tc Henry County in the sum ol 1100,000 for thi
prompt payment of all prUci sold.
April ! Scbeino ,
lPrl . . . , . , . IH.OM
1 PrUe , . . . . , , , . . . , . , . 10,0111
1 PrU , . , . , , . , . , 6,001
S Prizes , t,600eu > h. , . , , . . , . , . , . , B.WX
B Price * , 1,000 each , . . f.oor
SO Pritoi , KWeccb. . . . . . . . . . 10.00
lOOeach . . . . . , . , . , , , . lO.OOf
MOPtiM * , COcoch , . . . . , , . , . \nnni
( OQPrUe * , SOtiaeh , . , . . , . . . . . , . . 10,004
1000 PrUei , 10 Mdl . 4 . 10,000
D Priwv , COO tach Approximation Ffizei , S.TOC
9Prl a , 800 180C
B P UM , 100 MCh " < we
1,876 PfUM. 1110,101
Rttott Bwoey ot Po UI Note Bank Draft la LotUn
d Oj KxprvM. Orderlpl | fi and pward L >
wCAD bo .nut at 0111 ezpcnto. Addrwi ali
to R JUfl'KNUKIt Coylngton.Ky
miors.
"I'm gctting/d/ / , " said the tramp when
stealing lard.
"Pray. M.idnm , vrliy did you pivo your
ion Bitch a peculiar iiiiino as MncilufT ? "
'Jlocuiise , fifr , I wanted her to ' lay on ! ' "
A grave-digger burled n mnn named
liiillonnml , brought hi Mio following bill
'o the uidow : "To making ono Button
hole , $5. "
"When I die , " said nn editor to his
belter half , "I want to go whcro there
ire no inoro ( Ires to make. " Hlio checr-
'ullv replied that aho presumed ho UK-
louolcclly would.
"Full many n rose is born to Mush tin-
scuii , anil wtwto itHsweelnct-BOii the des
ert nir ; full many n pound of butter 'hat
scums clean is but nhiding-plucoforyel *
iQ'.v hair.
A llltlo boy wna naked if ho could loll
'ho length of ft whale , nnd replied that
ho whales hocnughtnt > < nmo sometimes
oucmud inoro than nn hour Ion , ; . 4
Alcohol will clean out the insldo of
nn inkstand. It will also clean out the
inside of n pocket-book quicker nnd more
thoroughly than any thing clso on record.
Love rules the court , the camp , the
grove , II 10 earth below nnd heaven above ,
tut it never sowed a pray patch in the
seat of your husband'H black trowsora
That isn't love it's revenge.
William Augustus to sjcopy room-mntc :
"Come. John Henry , why don't you gel
up wilh the liirkna I do ? " John Henry ,
nrirnly : "Been up with him all night
Smell'v ' my breath. "
Before marriage n nmn is Roncrnllj
greeted by hisHwecthoart with "My dar
ling , is it you ? " But after marringo sin
generally rushei to the door nnd oliouta
"John Henry , wipe yonr boots I"
"What arc you nbout ? " angrily anii
a country editor to his wife , who wni
touching up her complexion before tin
mirror. "Only getting up my paten
outside , dear , wna the reply.
There is nothing that BO takes ( hi
stnruh out of a young man , who has beei
ucdded about n vear , as to hnvo to go t <
n Btoro where there is a girl clerk Urn
ho used to keep company with , nnd enquire
quire for those largo sized safety-pius.
A Boston paper says : "A butterfly wai
caught nt the South End yesterday. " I
may bo safe enough to cnteli n butterfly
.it the south oud , but when you go t <
jnisi ) a wasp , you want to catch it tit tin
northeasterly end.
As two newly arrived Irishmen wtn
walking up street in San Francisco , i
pavement trap door opened * Buddonlv
and Chinese "lit
n store-porter emerged.
gorniPeaid ono of them , "if the liny
thona haven't got n tunnel chine througl :
from China , bad , luck to thim 1 "
A country editor says it has agitated
his curiosity to find out why n wotnar
will spend six weeks putting scollops or
the bottom of her dreas , that nobodV buj
herself will over get n giimpso of ; and
then mn ubout the neighborhood in ar
old dirty wrapper without any belt , anil
ory other button burst off.
Au unknown but nvidently married
pnrngrnpher says that when n woman
combs her back hair into two ropes ,
holds one in her mouth until eho winds
the other on her tuck comb , and thci :
finds that she has lost her last hair-pin ,
jlio feels that her sex need two mouths
one to hold hair in , 'iir.l ono to make
with.
Indian Trappers Hudson Bnjr.
About the first of November , when
the animals Lave got their winter coats ,
ind fur is "in season , " the Indian trapper
lays out his trapping walk for tie winter ,
along w Inch ho places a line of tranc
from leu to fifteen miles ir length.
Oaco or twice a week he makes the
round of this walk , and gathers such
* urs as may bo caught. Most of the finer
furs are takeiV by means of the wooden
lead-Hill and steel-traps of various sizes ,
the larger fur-bearing animals being
either shot , caught in snares , or kill&t
by the poisoned bait.
Toward the latter end of March the
Indian trappers leave their hunting
crouuds , nii'l make a journey to the
forts with tbo produce of their winter * * :
toil. Here tboy como , moving Ihrougl'
the forest , a motley throng. The braves
march in front , too proud and lacy to
carry anything but their guns , and not
always doing oven that. After them
come the squaws , bending under loads ,
driving dogs , or hauling hand-sleds laden
wltb moat , furs , tanned deer-skiuo , and
infants. The puppy dog nnd .nevitnblc
baby never fail in Indlar led or pro
cession. The cheerful spectacle of the
two packed together upon the bacu of a
woman is not of infrequent occurer.ce
Day after day the mongrel party journeys
on , until the fort is reached. Then comet
the trade. The trader Bupamtcs the fun
into lots , placing the standard valuation
upon .wch. Then ho adds the amounts
together , nnd informs the trappei thai
baa g < H eixty or Boveutj' "skins , " Ale
o Barao time lie iiaiuib his customei
sixty or seventy little bits of wood , BC
that the latter may know , by returulnc
these in payment lor tbo goods for whlcfi
he really bailers his furs , just how fast
his funds decrease. The first net of tin
Indian is to cancel the debt contracted
Co * advances at the beginning of the sea-
tion ; then ho looka lound upon the bales
of cloth , bknkets , etc. , nnd after n long
while concludes to luivo u small white
cnpoto for his toddling boy. The priof
is told him. nnd ho hands back ten of
his little- pieces of wood , then look *
about him for something cite. Every
thing is carefully examined. unu with
each puidinsc there is a conto , t over the
npparent Inequality between the nmounl
received anu that given. In tholndian'f
opini' n , ono akin aliouui pay for ono ar
tfclo of merchandise , no mailer what the
vnluo of the hitter may be. And ho in
eists. too , upon selecting the skin. The
slee.yurd and weighing balances are bit
especial objects of dislike. Ilo docs 1101
know what medicine that is. That hi :
tea and sugar should bo bahincet
against a bit of iron , conveys no idea of
lue relative values of peltries and mtr
.ilmndise to him. HoiiiblsU upon mnk
; ug the balance swing even between tin
tiufler'a goods and ma own furs , until i
ew light is thrown upon the oucstiot
Bteelynrda nnd ncales ty the accept
nnco of his proposition. Then , when hi
finds his fine furs balanced ngnhiBl
heavy blankets , ho ci ucludoa to abld (
by the old method of letting the while
trader decide the weight in his own way
for it is clear that the steelyard Is a verv
great medicine , which no brovn can uiv
dcrstand ,
When the trapper hns spent oil his
little pieces of wood , and iiuka for furthei
advances , he is allowed to draw any reiv
enable amount ; for contrary to the rule
in civilized life , a debt is seldom losl
save by the death of the Indian. He
may change his place of nbod * hundreds
of miles , but lie stil ! lias only a Com
pany's | K > st at which to trude. The Com-
jmny 1ms always been a good friend tc
Mm nnd his , and he pays when lie can
Ho knows that when he liquidates hie
old debt , he can contract a new one just
w big. No attempt was ever inadotc
cheat him , and there never will be
When he is ill ho goes to the neatest
fort , and is cared for nnd attended until
he recovers. When ho doe * Ida duty
well ho gels a present , and he nevei
performs nny labor without receiving
fair compensation. Siu-li Immune treat
ment mrongly bind * the Indian uiul
hulf-breed to the Company. Uarper'i
Magazine ,
A. clumsy foot may tread the righl
road , Also , may trcau oil your corn ,
Miscellaneous Recipes *
niegar Gtnrfy. Ono cup of vinegar.
.wo cnpa of u Into sugar nnd niiK Boll
ho vinegar and Migur until it will hicak
rittlo when dropped in cold waler.
IVhen done add tlio nuts. Pour in a
buttered dish and cut before it hnidcus.
Plnin. Chrrte. Boil pluma In cufflriont
ivalcr to prevent burninp , then wash an <
ittruln s lo every pound of pulp add 1ml
a potim1 of clean brown sugar ; cook na
ton would jam , btlrrinpto prevent burn
ing. It can bo cut in slices nnd is a nice
uddition for lunch.
Apjitis. Don't ' fry them after the
l > ork they will tnslo too porky. Just
drop n lluloliimp of butter in Iho spider ,
heat it hot , and then pour in the dish of
sliced apples , mid him n teacup of boilIng -
Ing water , put on the cover , und lot them
cook until Boft , without stirring them.
Give the spider nn occasional ehnki- ,
then tnko oil' the cover nnd let them
dry until they begin to brown.
Pwldlngfor unr/i. / Three pints milk ,
boiling hot ; six CURS ; four even table *
spoonfuls corn-Bliireh ; ono half cup
sugar ; pinch of salt. Beat the starch ,
yolks and sugar welt together , nnd add
to the boiling milk. 1/et them boll up ,
htirring all the time , in n vessel set in
boiling water. When it thickens , pour
into a dish aud cover with the whites of
tin eggs , beaten to n stiff froth , nnd
mixed with a cupful of powdered sufjar.
Brown in the oven ; flavor with lemon
or nny thing . you choose. To bo eaten
cold.
cold.To
To Ktrp Milk from Turning. In Erze-
birgo , in Saxony , where the cold water
nyfetein is carried out in largo dairies , an
apparently cfl'cttuiil plan rtns been hit
upon for preventnctheir ! mik ! "turning"
in tempestuous weather. A thin iron
wire chain ta passed through the milk
pans , the ends of which are kept con
Btanllr in cold water. Dr. Flelschman ,
of Baden , testifies to the practicability
of this method , for , he observes , author
ities on this subject maintain that milk
is less sensitive to the electricity ) f the
nir than to the temperature that surroundo
it more immediately. Tlio fact that
milk kept in. enameled or tin vessels.E
ess liable to turn sour in hot weather.
caka well for thit new theory.
An Awkward Messenger.
Once , when Mine. licntz and her fo-
.nalo minstrels were performing in San
Francisco , a well-known Front street
merchant ono of the front orchestra-
scat brigade , whoso head was more clear
than level waited around the stage en
trance to tlio Standard Theatre after tlio
performance , trying to conceal a hand
some bouquet under his ulster.
_ For a long time ho kept peering at the
different specimens of Mine. Rcntz'e si
rens , as they nut up their umbrellas and
trotted away in the rain. After waiting
patiently for about an hour , ho approach
ed an Individual with a red scarf and a
slouched hat , who stood smoking a cigar
at the entrance , and said :
' . 'Can you tell mo. sir , if Miss Chlorine
has gone homo yet ? " ,
"Oh , yes , been gone half an hour , "
replied the slouch-hat party cheerfully.
"Those flowers for her ? ' '
"Well er um yes. "
" I'll give 'em to her see her later , "
said the obliging man.
"Will you ? That's very kind , surely. "
"Oh , not at all , " sqid the man , smelling
the bouquet with the nir of a connois
seur. "Anything else ? "
"Well alieuil yes. Just give her this
pair of earrings. "
"Certainly. What name shall I say T
"Just say that 'Baby Mine' she'll un
derstand sends love , und says 2:30 : , at
the same place to-morrow. "
"I'll ' just make a mem. of that , " said
the rcd-tia man"writing on his shirt-
cuff. " 2:30 : , same place , to-morrow. All
right. Anything else ? "
"No , that's all. Sure you'll see her this
evening ? "
"Oh , certain. "
' And you'll get a chance to speak to
her when there is no ono around ? "
"Oil , dead euro I You nee , I'm her hus
band5' !
'Baby Mine * fainted , and wns sent to
his home in a hack.
About Water.
No water that has stood in open vessels
during the night should be used for
drinking or cooking. By exposure to the
nir it has lost its "tereation , " nnd has ab
sorbed the dust-germs floating in the
apartment. If convenience requires
water to be kept in vessels for several
hours before use , it should ho covered ,
unless the vessels are tight. Wherever
practical , nil distributing reservoirs
hhould be covered. Filtering always adds
to the purity of water. Drinking water
should not bo taken from hikes or rivers
on a low level. Surface water , or water
in.lnkes , pools , or rivers which receive
the surface wash , should be avoided ns
much ns possible. Do not drink much
water at a time. More than two turn-
blerfuls should not bo taken at a moai.
Do not drink between meals unlew. to
quench thirst , as excess of water weak
ens tlio gastric juice and overworks tlio
kidneys. Excebslve potations , whether
of wnteror other fluid , relax the stomach ,
impnii1 its secretions , and paralyze iti
movements. By drinking- little nt t >
time the hiiurv to nvolded.
Henry Smith did his California gold
mining in a peculiar way. Ho vwns n
watchman in the Government Mint.
At the close of each day's work , the em
ployees were thoroughly bearched before
oing out of the building , and nil of the
precious metal on the premises was care-
, rfly locked up. Then Smith went on
ftTjard for the night. In ono of tlio
rooms under his charge wns n strong
iron tnnk , in which granules of gold
were placed to bo washed. An jron
cover was securely locked on , but
through n small hole mn n rubber tube
to cary n btream of water. Smith tin-
screwed the tube every night , nnd , with
n narrow spoon , removed a small quan
tity of gold. The loss was so email in
each instance us to bo undiscovered , nnd
it was only when the thief wns caught
telling the metal that ho wns suspected.
Ho confesses that ho hop made fSO.OO"
in two years by his nitrations.
WHY IH Ir THUS ? A close
says , when a man comes homo Into to
tinnier , after nil the tamlly Imvo eaten ,
hoflnda thattho viands designed for him
have been kept warm , His wife sees to
it that his wants nro supplied , nnd Bits
down with him until ho hasuitiaflcd tha
inner man But if the wife comes home
imm n bhopping tour similarly Into , she
can just afiift for herself , nnd got what
bolitary satisfaction she can out of cold
1 otatoes und a bono that was once- the
( outer of n toothsome sirloin bleak , but
which then appears to bo useful only ns
a bracelet.
Care tlio tin milt-cans , and w-onvcrc
them into tasteful flower-pota in the fol
lowing manner : With a can-opener cut
fT nny rough or projecting portions of
the 'cover , leaving a narrow rim to pro
ject inward. With n pair of pliers , era
a small hummer , bend this rim down.
This gives firmness lo the top of the can
Punch three or four mnnll holes in the
bottom of the can. Then pint it with
varnish made of gum ehollue dissolved
in alcohol , and colored with lampblack
nnd a little yellow ocher , to give a dark
brown color. The cana may bo orna
mented by pasting on Uicm little me *
dallion figures or pictures , They are
handsomer than the ordinary flower
pots , require less watering , and keep
( ho plants free- from ' ' ! insects , owing tc
( he mm rust ou the cuus.
Practical Ilctlglou ,
The world demands u practical religion ,
t religion that men can tiiko into their
huBlncs. * with them , n religion that keeps
'from evil" while Ibllowlng the plow , at
work In Iho harvest field , behind tlio conn
'or , in the counting room , at homo among
Vionds , abroad among Rlrangera , through
ho week , on Sunday , nud in every rcla-
Jon of life. People are becoming more
11 sg n i ted every day with u religion that
-.u lie put on or ofl nt will , like nn elegant
garment too nice to bo worn except Sun-
lays or occasions wlicn it is necessary to
nako a good impression in order to sw.iy n
Creator inthicnco for tlto promotion of self-
all intcrcsta. True religion docs not con-
1st in long faces nnd xeiitlmcntnl niglis , n
Sunday hulp and u week hindrance ; but
t la n rent practical delight , producing
milk-s , not frowns , pleasure , not pain , n
liglicr npprcclation of lllb nnd its rvspon-
ihiliticH , and not tlio impression that life
only n bore , and Ilio inoro wo nppcar
lorod by it the better elirlsliutn wo appear
othn world. Not Hcntimrnt , slglm nnd
vonls , but faith , e and good works ,
mnko us : \ lilcming to man ami n lit sub
ject for heaven. _ _
nios
PilM nro frequently preceded by a BOHBO of
weight In the bock , loins and lower part of the
ibilomcn.cnuslriR the patient to suppose hehiu *
mme affection of tlio kidnoya or neighboring
irftarn. At times , syni tmna of Indigestion
ire present , as flatuoncy , uneasiness of the
itoirmch , etc. A inntstcro llko porspirntlon ,
producing n Aery dlgngrconblQ Itching portion-
'arly ' nt night f tor petting warm In nod , Its
vcrv common attendant. Internal , Kxternal
mil Itching P los yield at once to the Applica
tion of Dr. Bosanko'al'ilo Remedy , which nets
directly upon the parts affected , absorbing the
tumors , allayinp the intense itching , oud ef
fecting a permanent euro whom other rcme-
lies hive failed , Do not delay until the drain
in the Dyutoni produces permanent disability ,
but trv it nnd bo curod. Schrotor & Becht
"Trade supplied by O. V. Goodman. "
Gold is u gooti cor. Juctorof electr"icii " ,
has a higher fubing point than silver , n-
liiiiinK vciy nearly 2,300 ° Fab. to melt
it , while it is not nctcd upon by mineral
acids , such ns nilric , which dissolves eil
ver. It is however attacked by nny of
the halogens , such as fluorin , chlorin ,
bromin nnd iodin , or the ncids of nny o.
these elements. The most rondy nnd
usual solvent is a mixture of nitric with.
two parts of hydrochloric ncid , which by
i eason of its capacity to attack the king
of metals , is called aqua , regin , or royal
waior. _
A Snom SKUMON . The ascent of Jack
and Jill to fetch the water fi omits foun
tain head leads us to consider : 1. The
nllrnction of tlio heights. 2. The up
ward impulse of the benso of wiint. 3.
The profit of pursuit. 4. Misdirected
efforts. 5. By tliis memorable catastro
phe , wo arc led lo consider the penal
ty of overloading. In conclud'on , this
authentic history indicates that no man
rises or fnlla in the world by himseii.
When Jnck fell down , Jill carse tum
bling nftcr. Momentous issues imiig on
every step wo tnko in life. The false
btep l > y which wp fall is certain to involve
some ono else in our disaster. There
fore ought we to bo ever mindful of our
goings , that our footsteps may not slip ,
those of Jack and Jill.
The house In w him .ionn Xnoa , the
Scotch Keformcr , lived nnd died is yet
standing in that part of Edinburgh
known ns the old town. Extending over
the entire front is this inscription in
lorge Iloman letters : "Lufe God nbufe
ill. and si nychtbour as yi self. "
Did it ever occur to you , kind vnamas ,
while trolling your babies on your Inp
in such a vigorous way , Hint if some gi
ant about ten times your size were to
trot you in a similar manner , the breath
would bo very apt to bo bounced out of
" "
your body ? - _ " _
A. F. GROSS. ,
CABINET WOKK , HUCU AH
COUNTERS , BARS , TOE BOXKS ,
LIBRARIES ,
and at kinds of offloo work a specialty Call or ad
rlrcn 1508 Jackson Street. Omaha. Neb.
E. A. KELLEY , M. D.
AND
G. A. WILSON M. D.
. . , . . ,
Physicians and Surgeons
OFFICES-HOYD'H OPEUA
Dr. . Amelia Burroughs ,
OFFICE AND RESIDENCE'
1617 Dodge , St. . , - Omaha ,
TKLKPHONElTa.IM.
IMPROVED
, Ii warranted to wnr longer , fit
\ttin \ forni ncnttr , ami plre belt *
'tatlBfiirtlon thoti n > oilier Co ra
in the insrket.or price paid wll
cjitiiuitj * ' u4 Tcfuiidu. TlioliidoreumiintiiD
.UJJsf Chlcniro'l t l plij lclaP : , aauvp.
* nrenchrnr.et. Trice , ftf.t * tren Jcuil , I'ttfUfi
TtjjuJU , 91 Mv ARK YuurtnerrhantfortbAiM-
* u.rasuiiiLodoi Kfn * cLv
uiuciur n.UdU < citJ ! lUuddlvUSu.CliIcaEO.
* vt j r >
JOHN n F. LERMANN&CO
ou Horllck'd Food. " vrlta linnilmaj of
KTuteful mother * . Klotltrn' ir.llk contains no
HortlL IIOllLICKS' 1'OOD 1'OIt lNrAMSfr (
from titarcla ) requires noccollntr 1 ho l > a.t f next In
health or ulcineKS jorlNFANlG. Tholkvtillctfor
n SPEPlICSond INVAUDa niKhi > beocfiUil
tonunlncrniolheniaBadrluk. TrlcoWniid 75CAU
drumtlcta DookonlhetrtatnifUtofiulUlrcn free.
" 1 t lt ! > n U la Ix p rkr it lOTttiliil of Ihe
kind fur cbiUrtn " ! > . ilm ul M D . i < f Carl.
* 'UubeiU ( lDjtlr troueelue II Ihe l * l VtnA lo
tie inirktt IT , JU UarrHI , JT D . J/ ( o .
* 'Uu of thottcll lubitltulr * tor UuwktrtlBllt.
ll , O , l-ttilon. M , It , liiwiltnj > . Y ,
Will Iw reut by mail on rec ii > t of rrtoo In pUmpa.
IIOIII.IOK'N FOOD CO. , Iturluf. > \ In.
4-U t llOUUCK'U 1)UY lUllliUT or MlLT-t (
NEBRASKA LAND AGENCY
0. F. DAVJS & CO. ,
raucoEssona TO DA via A SNTDEB.I
OtnuralCealonlD
REALESTATE
ESTATE
UMfJJUUVBT , t OJIAIIA.
HaT lonaI tOO,0X ( ) ore oareiulIy * leoted Und
In > e"i r.i N I . % < w nd on * y terma.
improf M ntffl * lor tale to Douglu , Dodg * , 0 * " "
.v.u , . * , bwii ) , ViMDington , Jdcrlok
vrt , v\i\
Taxtt paU in all part * ol tb 8Ut .
alon v lonnwl on Improved tarou.
Nota > I'uUio alw } la oiBo * . Corr j > ondcnc
9itolt df
CAPITAL PRIZE , $75,000
only ffi. Phar H in I'roportlon"M
Lonisiana Slate Lottery Conma
"Wtdobertby certify that at nupeiviir the a
tangimtntt for all the Mcmthltj nnd Stint-Ann\u \
firavnngi of the Louisiana State Lottery Comf/am
iniinvcrioit mnnaat nnd control tht Drauwt
tHemselvrt , and that the lame ate conducttd ui'
\trneity , falrnen. and in jjcorf/aiM touard all r > t
) M , ntwj tee authorise the company to ute thii &
t teate , uith/ac-iimilti ( J cur ti'jnaturei attatlr
11 ill advirttismtntt. "
Incorporated In 18B3 lor 15 years by the kgli > Utai
( or educational uid charitable purponos with o ct |
IUI o ! 81,000,000 to which a reserve ( und nt cri
1460,000 has since been Added.
Dy an overwhelming popular vote lt ffitioW ,
WM made a part ol the present stntn nonntltutli
tdoptcd December Id , A. 1) . 1870.
Cho only Lottery over voted on nnd on
dorscd by the people of nny State.
It never scales or postpones.
Ita grand single number drawings tak
place monthly.
A splondtd opportunity to win a Fortune
b'iltli Grand Drawing Class B , in the Ac.vl
omy of Music , Now Orleans , Tuesday , May
13tb , 1884 UiSth Monthly drawing.
CAPITAL PRIZE , 875,000.
100,000 Tickets at Five Dollars Each. Frac
tions , in Fifths in proportion.
LIST OK PRIZES.
I CAPITAL PRIZE . I7S.OO
1 do do . 25 , x
1 do do . lO.OO
a PRIZES OF eooo . woo.
6 do SOOO . 10,001
10 do 1000 . 10,00"
M do 600 . 10,00 >
100 do 200 . 20,001
Sl.0 do ICO . B0.001
100 do CO . 25 0
CW do Zb . SS.OCP
An-ROIlMATlON PEItXa.
0 Approximation prizes o ( | 7M . 6,7& >
D do do COO . 4,60.
0 do do S60 . SUi
1907 Prices , amono ting to ,
Application ( or rates to clubs should be made cul
l the offloo to the Company in New Orleans.
For further Information wilto clearly Riving fu )
tddress. Make P. O. Money Orders pijablo m
addt ees Registered Letters to
MEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK ,
New Orleans , IA.
Foetal Netos and ordinary letters by Mall or El
press ( all sums ol f 6 an J upwards by express at oil
expense ) to
U A. DAUPHIN ,
or M. A. DAUPHIN , New Orleans , L
607 Seventh St. , Washtarton , D , o
Analysis by Dr. A. Voclcker. P. R. a , con.
suiting Chemist Ito.yal Agricultural Soclctj ,
England , shovrs only n trace ot nitrates In
Iilackwcll'3 Bull Durham Tobacco. The BOH
ot the Golden licit of North Carolina , In which
this tobacco Is grown , don't supply nitrates to
the leaf. That la the secret of its delicious
mildness , nothing so pure ana luxurious for
smoking. Dent forget the brand. None gen
uine without the trade-mark oltikOUulL All
dealers hare 1U *
When feline eonetrte
drivcairayslecp.your
best BOlaco is found in
flotinctirt Bull a < ir.
Jiam Smoltinff I\4ar ,
BLACKWELL'S
BULL
DURHAM
SMOKING
TOBACCO
WUODBR'DGE ' BROS
OUAUA , NEB.
Solo Agents for the World-Renowned
Decker & Son , and Hallett & Cunaton
Pianos. Also manufacturers and
wholesale dealers in
Ops and Musical MeicWise ,
( or Prices. mfi
DR. FELIX Lt
PREVENTIVE AND CURB.
FOB EITHER BEX ,
The remedy belnu Injected directly to the scat ol
the dleease , requires ni < chanjre of dirt ur nauseous ,
otcrcurlal or poisonous medicine * to be taken Into r-
oally. When u > ed a a preventive by either sex , It It
vjposdible to contract i > ny private dfeoaae ; but In tbt
( aseof the already unfortuimtel ) altllctod uoRUAr
intee tbiee boxes to cure , or we will refund the inoii
ey. Price by mall , pCBtage p Id)2. ( ) per box or tbrw
boxes ( or 85.
WKITTEN OUAUANTKES
lieuedby all authorlzixl agents.
Dr Felix CeBrun&Co
SOLE PROPniETOKS
0 F. Goodman , Drug l Bole A ent , ( or Onub >
eb m&e wly
Da li u. Weaf'H NMVE ANB JUtux
aKNl Bunrnntood tnooiuo for II ) storm ,
? .B88s onvubionu , Tits , Neno.ua Ncuralcm
lIoaiUclK. , Norvoim Frui-t ration cuusod by tlip nu
of lUuohol or tobacco , Wiikiitalnoes , Alcntul JJo-
pression , Bof Umiu of the Drain resulting in ID
snnity anil lornlmu to xnloery , ilocay und death
rrematuro Old Ago , DaM-cnneas , Losa of pow
In pithor BOX , Involuntary Losses and tipormut
errhceacuueedbyuver-oxertiuiioCthabralD.self
abusaor over-indulitoute. Uach box contmni
ono month B treiument. $ ! > l a box. or BIX b < ie >
tor $3.00 , BOM thy mail propuidon receipt of price
To euro any MISS. With each order rec"ivoa oym
for c = coxes , accompanist wiu > oXOra vi *
send the pnrclmber tiur written puureotee to rt >
[ and the nioui > v if the tn-atimmtdu < c m > tt ffec <
euro. 0 uaruutoes jssuua ou u ta
a K , OOODMANN , DniRglst Agflits ( or Om ha
Neb
T. 0. OABLiaLE ,
DUEEDKUOF
MO. VALLEY IOWA
. , - - -
"rto tUnr rirc"lr " |
. * bv v uM < mutf fzvuiuio - " J * i
eJcoUof youthful error * , i
, - & mla lwoftkneM. < iarljif > \
way. Io6tnwmli3oa.eUu.Iwni Mat ! you nartloaUrcof a 1
lioploftnd certalani3 a of n lf euroTree of chircn i
ticad } ur RtlOttw r.t.fvwLOt , Moouvt ) Uotufc 1
M. HELLMAN & CO. ,
is < ag3fiiRri rm at > Wt'3 a 1
Wholesale Clothiers !
1301 AND 1303 FARM AM STREE1 COR. iSTh
( SUOOKSSOHTt ) FOSTBH & flllAY. )
9
LIME AND CEMENT.
Office and Yard , Gtli and Douglas Sts , ,
TU
Growers of Live Stock and Others.
VVK CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO
Our Ground Oil Cake.
It Is the best and cheapest lotxt tor stock ct any kind. One pound It e < ; nil to three pound ) o ( corn
stock tea with Ground Oil Caka lu the Fall oua Winter , instoia ol nnnlnj ? down , will Increase In weight
anil bo In good marketable conation In the spnnir. Dairymen , M rfell an others , who use It can tottlly to
Ita merits. Try It nd l\ltit \ > * ! ji yoiirnlvef. Prloo $26 OU p r > .a : nucharee for . sacks. Atlilrcai
v T-J. ORTn " " r.oun vv Qm h Voh
PROPRIETOIl
PAPER
1CO and 103 South I4th Street , Omaha , Nebraska. "Correspondence Sollcl'od. "
"WZBZOLIE S
TLE NEW HOUSE OP
CARR A BRANT COLE
Pine Havana , Key Weak and Domeatio Oigara. All Standard Brands Tobaccos.
Trial Orders Solicited , Satisfaction Guaranteed , I 07 FARNAM ST"
eft ? OO. . ,
DEALERS IN
Stoves , Furniture , Crockery , &c. Agents for the celebrated economy Cooking and
Heating Sloven and the BEST RANGE.
N 115 NORTH SIXTEENTH ST. , OMAHA. NEB
OMAHA NATIONAL BANE
U. S. DEPOSITORY.
J. H. MILLARD , President. WM. WALLACE Cashier.
Capital and Surplus , S45O.OOO.
OMAHA SAFE DEPOSIT VAULTS !
Fire and Burelar Proof Safes for Bent at from 85 to S'iO per annum
CONNAUCHTON
103 BRADY ST. , DAVENPORT , IOWA , U. S. A. Established 1878 Catarr I ]
Deafness , Lung and Nervous Diseases Speedily and Permanently Cured. Patient *
Cured at Home. "Write for "THE MEDIOAL-MISSIONAKY , " for the People , Free.
Honsultation and Correspondence Gratis , P. O. Box 292. Telephone No. 226
HON. ED WARD RUSSELL , Postmaster , Davooport , says : "Physician o )
ttea ADlluy ana Marked Success. " CONGRESSMAN MURPHY , Davenport ,
-irfln : "An nonorahln M n.Fine Sncceas. Wonderful Giirns " TTrxirn. S rn B
MANUfAOTURKB OF OTJSTIUOTI.Y 'LRST LAB.I
AND TWO WHEEL CARTS.
1U5 and 1S20 Uarn y Btreet and 403 B. th Street. 1 f\ _ _ | _ _
llnstrated Oaltlnirue furnl > iil fro * uonn annll-otlnn. ' \J III dtlO.
J. A. WAKEFIELD ,
WHOLESALE AND HETAIL DEALEU IN
iff , L i ,
SASH , DOORS , BLINDS , MOULDINGS , LIME , CEMENT , PLASTER , ftC-
STATE AGENT FOR MILWAUICEE CEMENT COMPANY- . .
Union Pacific Depot , _ '
HENRY LEHMANN
JOBBER OF
EASTERN PRICED DUPLICATED ,
11 FARNA.M STREE . OMAHA NK
GLi
102 i North Eighteenth Street , Omaha , ou Street Car Lii
WHOLESALE ANP HKTAlt ,
Lumber Lime , Lath , Boors , Inflows , E1
Grille9 and i > nco3 ai 7oo3 ? and b\v as any iu the city , Please try n . '
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