ME DAILY BEJffi-OM AHA , SATURDAY , MAftCH 1,1884.
WITH
And your work ia done for nil lime
to time to como.
WE CHALLENGE
The World
to produce a more durable material
for street pavement than the
Sioux Falls Granite.
ORr-
MACADAM !
filled promptly. Samples sent nnd
estimates given upon application.
WM.MOBAIN&CO. ,
Sioux Fnlld. D lrota-
Aitoltn cf earlImpradtncn. . ciunlna nerrons d bll-
jtr. crem toro ( feciy , etc. , luring trlnd In vain orerj
known mir.oiy u dlscor-ml l nlmplo rnsanfe of fell
our * , which ho will ncnrt VHKK to his J ! lowun ren.
J. II. RKSVP.S. UCkAlnunilt. . New York
DR. WHITTI fl
617 St. Charles St. , St , Louis , Mo.
A REQULAU QRADUATK o ( two medical collogei
.tV. his been engaged lomrnr In the treatment ol
CHKONIO , NKIWOUS , HKIN AMI ) DLOOD Disco * * !
than other phj slclan In St. Louis , an city pipers thov
and all old resident ! kuunr , Consultation Ireo
Invited. When It U Incom cnlont to vUlt the city
treitmcnt , modlclnoa can bo > cnt by mull or oxpr t
everywhere. Curable C BOB RU&r&titoodwhoredou ;
exists It In frankly Mitoil. Cull or , write.
Ncrvou * Prostration , Debility , Mental and Physlet
Weftknmg , Mercurial Mid other affections ol Throat
ing , Hkli- Affections , Old Sores and Uloora , Imped !
menu to marriage , lUieamatlsm , 1'llcs. apoolal 7
tentlon to CMOS from overworked brain. SUUU1UAL-
CASKS reoelva special attention. UlsoMos arising
from Imprudence , Kxcosws , Indulgences.
_ receipts ; who n y
t3-TTDCX > 33. marry.whomaynot
why.causm , rcnsoquencoa and euro. Utll t for Mcj
or t mi ) ' ' !
EUROPE ! !
COOK'S GRAND UXCU08ION8 Toive K w Yor'
In April , May and June , 1HS . 1 > A8HAQK TIOKKTH
by a 1 ATf ANTIO KTEAMKItS. HpocUI firllltlci ( or
McurlnR QOOI ) IIKIU'II.S 1ODUIHT TIUKKia tor
tnel - rn In KUIIOI'K , by a'l routes , at induced ratcH
COOK'S KXCUIWIONIST , with mtpl and lull par-
tlculirB , by mall 10 oents. A'Mto
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Patent Dried Fruit Lifter.
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STORE Arrouu
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8 will cur * tie most oustlruU cue DO nutter ol ho *
long sUndloir.
Allan's Soluble Medicated Bougiei
No Dtuseous doici olmbebi , oops > bU , or oil of e > n
dtlvraoxl , thit u * oUln to proJuoo djiiwpiU bi
dostrajuiK theeoktlofsol thaitomscb. 1'rlo * | , (
Bold by all dragirUU , or nulled en receipt of prlu
For further putuxibui Mod ( or c'rniUr.
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ST , LOU IS PAPER TOE HOUSE ,
Graham Paper Co , ,
tlT and Sit North Kala Bt , Bt Louis.
WUOLESAUS DKAUUia IN
moK ,
LOA11D AND
POINTER'S STOCE
* > oaM fur Diet rf all
* x * .
MANUKACTUBEllOr
GALVANIZED IRON
CORNICES ,
WINDOW CAPS , FINIAIS , ETC
r < 4,143 JL8tlx0tx-ei t ,
fUTAKA , ,
An Incltloiit of the Flood ,
Ono soft ftiid bulmy winter night ,
When ftll wn oamlnir calm.
The flood tiwcpt ilown with hldoous might
Uonn the 1'erklM farm.
Old Knrmor 1'crklns nnd hi * wife ,
And little children three ,
Were forced tn c crfttnblo up for llfo
Into a neighboring trco.
And there imprisoned for many a day ,
With naught to cheer hut word * ,
Tliry c.w their honirntotil Rwept aw y
Their b.im * , tholrcropi , their hordn.
And tli os had not a ccrnt ) to oat ,
Nor yet a drop to drink.
Anil for tha wnvox tlmt licked their foot ,
They could not ( deep a wink
Old 1'arrnor Porldnc , KM\nR \ down
With calm , heroic eye ,
Boliehl hU KtniRgllng csttlo drown-
Ill * MtirvInK tainlly dlo ;
Vet to fll ctlon won ho lillnd ,
To noriow Mai ho dumb ;
Tlila thought nlono engngod hU mind )
"When would the tiding * come ? "
At last n party In a heat
When nailing down that wny ,
And lnindr poured thny down Ids throat.
And food extended they.
Ho glvoi a Hhnddcr and a tigh ,
And then A kick hoglvoi
"Ho Ihoul" the ronculnc party cryj
"Ho I * not dead-he HvoM1'
Ix > l ni they crowd alwut him there ,
With sympathetic c.ill ,
Ho'cantfl nround one xrhiuhlng ntaro ,
And cnmiirohondi it nil ;
Yet utterx no complaining word ,
Htiwo'or lilii heart Im full ;
Ho Klmply nnkfi : "JTn\o they rontorod
The duty yet on wool ? "
_ [ Chicago NOWH.
IIUNKY FOIl 'UIK IjADIKS.
( Jrnyhrown Is a i > opidar dhado In the now
i > rlngolvot ? .
The rnpato of medium ! ro U the bonnet of
10 near tuture.
TliOftvcragupay of the working women In
loston IM Slid I per year.
The ftclonco of klsulni ; I * no\or divulged by
IIOJQ who really undcitt'knd the art.
U ho now sattoonn are llko real satin In ap-
maranco , nnd remarkably beautiful In dofilgn
liroad xtripod material worn under tuntcH
f plain material will bo In high fashion again
Ids spring ,
Dlo Lewis Ray American women need nun *
bino and not paint and powder to Improve
loir coinploxioiu
Mr. liarnum proinlaoi n Chicago girl that
when Jumbo dies she filiall have Ida hide for a
Air of slippers.
lllack Ottoman and black velveteen in the
aw J ondon dye are to bo much In use nx
iylish walking costumes fur elderly ladles
Montreal girls dressed for the streets in
winter carry from twenty to twenty-five
pnunda of clothing. They shrink to half the
etroot size when drcosod for a ball , however.
Three young ladiea In Sacramento sat an an
awning. Pretty BOOH the awning caved in
nd a young man who wai pas lng by WAH
ll'ittoned out BO that Ida mother didn't know
him.
him.Tho
The Ohio tramp lion become BO bold that ho
doea not henltate to steal a fair maiden's hair.
A Dayton young lady wiio lost her favorite
switch In that manner ia now in need of a
hair restorer.
In now fabrics , bonnet material , and garni-
tuto , thnro exists a special fancy for Indlanef-
iocU. Those designs are no longer confined to
the rich and expensive brocades , silks and ap
pliques , but are seen In ordinary paasomonta-
iitn , fringes , and woolen goods.
"Didn't you promise to love , honor and
obay mot" said the husband after a woidy
wrangle with his wife. "Yes"came the reply -
ply with u hiss , "but yon were so exceedingly
lender then that I thought you'd always let
me ha\o my own way. That'a why I promised
you.-Philadelphia [ Herald.
Undressed kid seem ! ) to remain In favor not
only fur times and gloves , but a great many
pretty bonnet crowna are made of it. These
are usually embroidered or worked with stool
bonds : or If the shada of tha kid that la used
Is dark tan , the boaiU are usually of bronze
uud gold.
Novel and stylish English jackets of French
l-ullos' cloth of dark bottle green , trimmed
with band * of astrakhan are worn over kilted
skirts and apron tunics of rich broche , or Far-
qnharnon plaided woolens. The jackets have
cutaway fronts , with waistcoats of the plaid
or broche , fastened down tha cantor with sil
ver buttons.
Muslin delaine , a fabric resembling nuns'
veiling , will bo aery popular material the
coming season , and beautiful patterns are
already shown , the doll'ato grounda strewn
with gay ( lowers and foliage in exquisite tint-
ngs. Thcao Bfrurcd materials 'o made up
vith plain Ottomans or morvolllour , and form
icoedlct-ly stylish and becoming toilets.
The two headed girl got mad at her inaua-
; or in a museum the other day , and turned
oo o ou him with both of her tongues. The
lumau curiosities all fainted , the animals in
.heir cages tried to got away , and a St. Louie
nan stood and Hstonod a moment , smiled so
ciably and said : "With a little more practice
'M back her agin my old woman. "
Yelvot will bo combined with tha airy
values and other transparent tissues worn the
j.uulng seiion. Gauze bodices , It Is said , wll ]
lave \olvotoon lacluza turned down to lorm
lurtha. Similar faclngH are aJdcd to the
ihort slo\03 , and oockado bows \ohoteon
10 corioix | > nd are sot hero and there , butterfly
'auhlon , among the folds of the cloud-like
diapiiiiB ,
The Kmprcss of Austria's taste for field
ports is by no means exceptional nmons ladles
if runic in Austria and Hungary , Recently
the ciown princes accompanied her husband
011 a shooting expedition , and proved herself
h ) an excellent shot , The Imperial hunts
n Hungary , though the empress Is Incapadt.v
ul from riding this year , tire always fre
quented by a number of laditM belonging to
thu higher court Urdus.
The hilr drosscM nro trjlng to pcrauado the
oadura of feminine fashion to ugaln burden
heir ho.uli with heavy imtfn and liraliU ol
mir , but fashion In ana of ita prolonged at >
> acks of good xonso and good tiuto , rofuson to
losert the clone , campaut , cU Mo collfuro , at
east for the present. When llawerM are worn
u the hair they are placed for back , so an tn
jo hardly visible on a front view of tha head
and f ice. Massed roses , devoid of follugu ,
mid geranium blosioms of scarlet , plijk , 01
ft hi to , are the inoit fashionable flowers for the
cullluro.
Many of the spring n aterUlu have madt
tholr appearance , and very lady-Ilka cratumct
lire composed of the numerous varieties of soft
wouleus blended with Vfhutocn , or , If of pattern
torn materialcombined with liandnoino fabrlci
in monochrome , Pattern btrl ; > < w , gonertdl )
Termed hr RrouiMi of line lines and dots , an
the fuvoiltohtyioa , and BOU rhannlnir urn !
useful drejwoi are being made of softly draping
woolens with embroidered raised gpoU o
bright silk chenille. Many of the spotted ma
tcrlals lm\o tlieau ligurua ou a large scale , bu
there are far from being us attractive to re
lined taate4a3 the smaller and lais startlit ) )
patturiu , though they are vory'oifectUo to
carriage or Indoor wear.
PEPPKKBIINX DROl'fl.
Do not dlicord your winter clothing yet
ptlnf U ai licklu aa a iwlltlclan.
Mush has become a popular dish In society
Nothing BceniH to take ( u society llko some
thliiKBoft.-I.Oil City Ulizzard.
Bince Cuba was dlioovorod by Columbus li
J-ll)2. ) there was not a worse lot of Havana cl
gais In the market than at the present time.
A hull dog attacked a Hewing machine agon
In au area at llochester. It U thought tha
by careful nursing he ( the hull dog ) will pul
through.
There Is some talk of changing the name u
the capital of Dakota from Hlsmurck to Ochl ]
tree , but the ( , " > < * ! people of that territory pro
ferthe lesser evil.
Tha other day while a Vermont woman wa
frying doughnuts , onu of them uxplodod. He
lmib nd merely observed that ho was glad , o
the whole , It happened before ho had oatc
the thing. [ Roiton Host
"Acroatdhlp mutt have ileyp water , I't
told , hut thu v .seU neoiln nomethln
Btronger , " * ald the old toper M ho lovingly ct
rewed the empty beer Hchoontr that wn
itrauded on thebar l > eforo him.
In there never to be a rest from having t
watch your umbieUato * ee that It Isn't tolet
ThMorg spell c > ( woatherhM boon a fearfi
.rain on a rnin'g mind , keeping him on the
lert for so long. [ Hartford Post.
A Mafitachmottn man recently nut a bullet
ito the kilchon clock , mippoidng that lie wn
hooting a burglar , Ho ! i tto sntno man who
micked a Ktring of onions hanging on the
vail ono dark night , nuppoidng that ho was
tiding the hired girl ,
The telegraph ineinengorn have almost
uinod the buitlnrsn of the Kansas City rail
oad. Ihoy Imvo ro used to pay car faro , ( -ay-
ng that they can walk faMer thin the can
50. A street railroad that goes slower than n
elo rnpli me/longer boy Is no earthly gooJ ,
Tlioio Pullman oar conductors on the Penn
ylvanla who hive boon heavily dufrautlhip
no company tneilt severe nntilMitnont , hni-
iloyes mint bo taught that It li only the prosl
lontu of ra'Ironds and the manipulators ol
'blind pool * " who can ba allowed to gouge the
nnd * with Impunity. Wo mu t draw the
ino.
Itnlni Tor ttio HoonilcsH.
T.IvcH there a man. with level head ,
Who uovnr to Irs friends hath said ,
"I want a Proildontial boom. "
If such thorn bo , Bet is his sun
He can't ba found In Wellington.
Or anywhere , save In the tomb.
Vor him no paper putfs will rlo ,
For him no ehouti will scare the skies ;
His budding hopes will never bloom
He'll vanish 'iioath the virile \lm
And wire pulling plans of him
Who seeks a 1'reMdontial boom.
Fat though his ofltro , high his namo.
And eroitt his Wealth an Uould can claim ,
His llfo will ho obscured In gloom.
For what Is rank , or name , or pelf ,
To him who builds not for himself
A bang-up Providential boom ?
Hoi ye who crave the power to gh o
An olllco to Homo relative , | ,
A cousin , undo , or a groom ,
Try not to move the earth or Heal
Try not to hribo the imwors that bo ,
Hut start a Presidential boom IKins. I
Kins.
While out trapping near Brldgmnn , Mich. ,
Villlam Williams caught an eagle that moa-
ured nlnn feet from tip to tip of iu wings
The eagle was not seriously injured by the
rap.
rap.On
On tha arrival In Syracuse of the fast train
m the Central road a few days ago , a cat w < is
JHCoverod crouched oc the top of the truck
ver the wheels of ono of the cjachon. When
aken elf the cut won nearly frightened to
oath , almost frozen , nnd its hair woa matted
vlth cludoro. Thin. , train mukod only ono
toil , and th.it nt Albany , between Now Vork
nu Syracuse. Tin ) cat Is balievcd to have
iddcn on the truck from Now York.
The Self-acting Sowing Machine company
f T.oadonhidl street , London , has taken out
ud Is working n patent which will save tlu
ccCHslty for the use of cither hand * or feet ,
'ho now motor drives the towing machine by
a process of clock-work neither bulky nor
ompllcatod. The motive power In completely
mder control , HO that while it can be made to
live a noodle at the rate of about a thousand
tttrhos a minute , U can also bo worked
lowly.
Valley county , Colorado , boasts of a horned
log. It Is the property of Mr , Dave Ituhlo ,
vho lives a few milon from North Lou p. It
coins that the young porker was turned
ooso in the corral and that tin old brindle
ow adopted it. Mr. Kuhlo soon discovered
hat the cow wa sucking the pig , whojo
quoal was turned Into a blsat. About four
weeks ago ho thought ho noticed a couple of
light protuberances on the head ot the
oiing porker. Ou clnso examination ho
oiinilft pair of distinct horns growing. Since
hen the horns have contlnuod to grow , until
nnw they are fully two IncliM long , and thu
> ig has improved Its bleat until It hollows ox-
tctly like : \ yearling civlf. In every other jo-
pect It is a perfiictly devolopnd pip. ;
St. Joseph ( Mo. ) Herald : Sunday morning
potantoloDO , supposed to belong to Mr. I > .
M. Stcolo , escaped from the premise. ) , and
van ansaultod by ono of the numerous cattle
hut are permitted to urn at largo and browse
tbout tbo streotH and In oilier people's front
lojr yards. The antelope lied for safety to
Jhrist church , and had entered tha vestibule ,
vliou a frightened lady brandished a parasol
\iid drove it out. The lady did not pause t'i
inestion tha innocent httlo creature as to thu
laturo of its business there , or what It was
locking from the Holds of heaven. She did
lot volunteer the Information that It had no
iced for prayer , and no sins to bo forgiven.
Such reflections are well enough In their
ilacu , but in thia particular emergency the
adr Dimply said , "Get out of here , you beast ,
or I'll bust your head ! " The address and
ho parasol had the desired effect.
An elephant-shaped hotel , modeled aomo
vhat after the ftnicturo at South Atlantic
3ity , 1 * to bo built thin spring at Cone }
[ land. The entrance ) and exit are to be
.hrtiugh the hind feet ; the forelegs and trough
out of which the elephant will be oat Ing will
10 occupied as bazars ; the saddle hags are to
30 16 feet long , and will contain two rooms
ouUidu of the budy ; the main hall in tha body
of the elephant is to bo 80 feet lon& by 33 foot
I ItichcR wide ; the room in the hond Is to ba
48 by 78 foot. The dimensions of the two
ildo body saloons will bo 44 foot by 10 feot.
There will bo two thigh rooms. 28 by 10 feet ;
; wo shoulder momsby ! 10 feet ; two rheok.
corns , 32 by 10 feet ; ono throat room , 'Jl by 8
'cot , and one stomach room , CO by ' i feet.
This latter is to bo a wand H iloou. There
.vill bo four foot rooms , 12 feet 8 Inchon by 111
> et 8 inches ; six leg rooms , 12 fret S inches
eng by 12 feet 8 IOCIIOH high and 12 feet wide.
A gallery extending out Irom and encircling
.hu body of the elephant will bo 270 feet long.
MUSICAL AND JHtABIaTIO.
Lucca will alng in "Olooonda" next month
n Vienna.
Wllhohnj is concartlzlug in Belgium with
ho pianist Nlematm.
After all Patti will slug in Denver. It will
cost 87 a seat to hoar her. ,
Gemtor has arranged with Colonel Maple.
son to produce "Lakino" in the fcprlng.
Sonuonllml , tha foremost loading man in
cruiuuy , lias boon engaged for an American
.our.
.our.Mmo
Mme Klstorl will open iu Now York , under
Brooks & DIckaon'H inanugoment , on Scptom *
jer 21) .
Miss Lillian Kusnnll In touring ; in 1'ranco
ind Germany. Air , Bolnmou , the composer ,
is her manager ,
' 'Gaaparono. " Mllloecker'a Utfst opera , was
produced Iu Vienna J&uunry 20 , and scored
ni immediate siiccem.
Henry Trvliig will ] > Uy bin farewell engage ,
tuent Iu New York at the Opera House , com *
wonting Monday , March 17.
M. Tunborlik , the celebrated toner , Is sing.
Ing In Paris at private concerts. His volve is
nearly gona , but his declamation ls line.
Minn Fannlo IMoomfiold , the Rifted ptaolst ,
plaved at a recent concert of the ISoxlhuvou
itocloty In ( Hdcago and made a very favorable
hnproislou.
Minnto Pidmor continues to crowd the
Strand Theatre , London , ( She U duing the
bo > t bmlnoss of the Heason , and Inn mude u
second extension of her nuagemuut ,
Johaun Strausi has written a new comic
opera for the Vienna lu.iwiUl Opera. The
libretto is by Jokal and Is Ukon from a Hun
garian legoud of the tlma of .MarIn Thoreaj.
Sophie Meuter , tha culabratnd plauiat , hat
been elected an honorary moinber of the Phil
harmonlo society of London , In place of Wag >
nnr. Tills is the flrat tlmo the ho > iur baa been
beatawod on u woman ,
John T. Uaymond it said to have an ex
tromaly funny toono in "i'or Congrwtn , " It
which ha U wire pulling among the delegate
to a nominating CJiiveutliiu , As ( ieneral LI in
bor lie is tald to bo quite humoroui ,
An eleven-year-old boy , tudjing Iu ( Jcr
many , writes to his fattier hu Impresblon u
Litzt , whom ha tat betide at a concert tlu
other days "He had very long hair and imlu
a number of warts on hit face , and clap * ver ;
low Jiwt llko thUt l-.y-.S J. "
The new Spanish tenor , Senor Qayarre
who haa taken PaiU by storm , U tbo sou of i
blacksmith , and tha story goes that he lirs
rehearsed tha anvil chonw at his futhni'
foigi . With the ojtcuptliiu of Moilo all th
tsiiora are ol common origin , Cauipaiilui w
a blacksmith , Ojpoul wus a shoomiikor , am
iltlgnoll wan n organ-blinder
Miu Abblo Oarrlugton , the woll-knuvvi
opura-elugar , U now ( n Mexico tMrfortulug he
professional dutlon. Kecently while at Mon
terey eheroctthtnl a packoffa oonUluliig i.ev
r 1 dlnmonds and an offer of marriage from
well-known ami wealthy Mexican gentleman
f that city. The diamonds were valued nt
J-VKiO. hut the rejected them and tha wanted-
o-lKj-huuband ,
Clara Morris , when asked If the tears which
ha fthod on the stnco wore real , rrillodi ] "Cerr
\lnly they aro. You rannot rnako any audl-
ooco fool what you yourself do not. The tears
mint como from the throat and not from the
ajes to produ o the desired result. The love-
y Adelaide Nellnon could fill her OTCS with
tears whenever oho wanted to , hut ouUldo of
ho people In the boxes and tha few ppoplo on
ho front rows who saw her beautiful oyoa
Inodsd with fears thnro was no effect on the
audience. I cinnot draw tears at command
except when I feel wi ought up. You have
-eon an article going the rounds Of .the press
about my raiding invd ntorlcx bolero going on
the Btngo. When I Imvo played a piece BO
> ft < m and before the same audlencn , KO that It
: oti mochanlc.il , I require Bomothlng to moke
no fral cad enough. There are three tilings
which < vill do tlil. . One Is 'The Luck of
' incident In lilack'/i
Inatlng Camp'another an /
Daughter of Jlotli , ' and tha third that pic-
uro , 'The Hoturu of the Mayflower. ' Uoforo
going on the stage I llko to bo in tha gioet
oem or have noinoono keep mo company in
my room ; then lust at the very lost moment I
rush to this book nnd pick It up at the right
> lace , road whnt I want , and fool tuned up to
the tight pitch. " _
Henry Ward Ueechor says piously , "A quar
rel in a church Is a holiday in holl.
Widow Van Cott says : "No Christian can
afford to mo tobacco. " This looks as thouch
Christianity kept a man poor.
One of the Vandorbilts have boon elected a
llrcctor of the Young Men's Christian asso
ciation , Now look out for a corner on salva-
ion.
ion.A
A preacher In Wellington. Kansas , made
-ho prediction lost Sunday , that Homo of his
urtahonors would "enter hell on rollor-
kates. "
Fourteen young mon of I > os Molnos formed
ai orchestra. Ton of thorn nro dead , and the
Hiirvivoni , convinced that seine fatality Is fed-
owing the organization , have repented and
oiund a church.
Mrs. Cook , wife of Hov. Joseph , IH propar-
ng for the lecture platform , Are there no
uhiea in tha family ? Philadelphia Cull.
What nort of baby talk do-yon Biipjioxo would
irevall In that family ? Hartford Post.
Teacher "Who rolgnod after Saul ? " Scholar
"David. " "Who "
ar camq after David ?
'Tho Queen of Shoba. " answered the pale
young man on the bock bench , and the teach
er turned to Corinthians and looked solemn ,
A minister out In Montana ia strongly con-
ured by his congregation for indulging in roll-
r-ikatlng. They think it detracts from ids
dignity to BOO the custodiau of their religious
welfare lying on his back trying to kick the
oof oil the atmosphere.
"Do you keep Lontlf" said John , as Jamea
lurried past him in a down-pour of rain , last
Sunday morning on hi * way to church.JNo ,
mt my umbrella does , " was Jim's reply as ho
aw it In John's uplifted hand. "A most
cxcol-lont joke , " was John's parting salute.
Chicago Sun.
Scientists now assort that the earth wafc peeled -
> led fifty million years before Adam located
ho garden of Kdon us n tree claim. However ,
, hey can advance no clinching argument in
upport of the olaim. Fashion plates can note
> o traced beyond the period when Adam and
Jvo were the loaders of thalr set in society.
old minister In Ohio
An Boomed rather op-
losed to an educated ministry. Saidho : "Why
uy 'brothorin ; ? , ' every younif man who Is go
ne to preach thinks ho must bo olt to seine
> r3achad In the plain , old Kngiish , and ao
vill I. "
"During the craza for Union Pacific stock "
aid an old broker , "I furnished shares to thir-
eon different clergymen in New Ungland , all
of whom sold their government bonds i r took
heir savings nut of the bank to buy with. "
'And how did they make out ? " "Twelve of
hem lost throe-fourths of their investment "
'Aud wlut ab mt the thirteenth ? " "Oh , It
van through him that J sold to the other
welvo , and ho made about SoOOO. [ Wall
Stioat News.
At a rorant fan drill , under the nusplues cf
k Homo MUslon band connoctedwith a Brook-
yn church , the tvventy young lady perform-
an , and attired in antique costume , wont
hrough the following inoveiita : Entrance
uarch , present yojir funs , the audacious flirt.
ehouldar jimr fun ? , handle your funs , carry
your fans , unfurl your fans , furl your fans ,
luttcr your fans , charge your fans , the ecorn-
ul wave , shoulder your tans , the coquettish
flutter , ground your fans , the bashful flutter ,
it.ack , tiie angry flutter , retreat , the marry
hitter triumph , surrender , the invltatioi
latter , recover your fans , the repellant Hut-
; er , tha greeting gossip , farewell , salute , the
. 'nrthiau retreat.
Away With Delusion.
Away , delusive organ man ,
With notes of gentle spring ,
It ia an insane plan
A polar blast to bring
By grinding of tha season ,
Tlut is not , yet to be ;
Oivo muslu with , a reason
About the Arctic Sea.
Don't Vonnorizo your ditty ,
Nor Wfgglulre the air ,
Itut make it truthful , witty ,
Or climb the golden fctair ,
For briclu will unruly hit you
And araost your ciazy bov ,
Tlum hie away nud git ym
Uehlnd some safety lucks ,
Cambridge Tribune.
EDOOATIONAIj.
When a teacher at the Carlisle. Pa. , .school
for Indian vouths lukod a pupil : "What IK the
axis of the earth ? " he wua urmwored : "A think
iuo on which it wheels around. "
Male education nnd female education In
India , when compared with each other , present -
sent a striking contrast. The total female
population is ! > ' .I,50J,000 and tha total mule
| ) opulation 103,000JOl ( , but only 127,000 fo-
mules are under instruction ot school , an
against iM7 ! HJ9 males. In ono cnse the jxir-
centre at tchooli * ,81 , In the other It is 10 28.
Ono of the most Interesting and valuable
features of the John Hopklciu university li
brary la the uovsspaper bureau. A trained
editor and a stall ot assistants read all the
representative dulllm , mark biiporlor arttclei-
upon cconomio , ixilitlcal. social , educational ,
legal , and hittoileal bubjectjTheao mejjf.
turwarda clip ] > ed , arranged in newspaper
liudrfotti , kept In largo envelopes or ojong
uoxes which are marked with labels. The 111
of uuhjcUti include * everything of value that
tinda itj way into the columns of the press
liulletin boards Are covered dally wit'i ' thu
bast clippings from the htest papers , arranged
under the loading heads of current topics.
Mr. Labnuthoro , In nu article In the Fort *
nightly Kovinw outlining the radical pro
gramme of the future , thinks that England
will bo all right educationally when her school
K.vntem Is modeled on that existing in the state
nf Illinois. He particularly admired the fol
lowing features of the byatem ; the coeducation
of tbo eexei. the high school , and tha supple
menting of local taxation by stata aid , Tbiwe
feature * ( oftou tha uoyn * tnannera , make the
girls Holf-roliant , stamp out oil clasa preju
dices , mid give the poor boys and glrlaau equal
clmui o witli the rich ones. Labouuhen would
readily oxoUange tha church establishment of
Kugland for a school establishment like that
of our state.
Tin eo years ago Amherst College made a set
of rnloi founded on tha principle that each
student WAS receivodaiagantloman and would
ba ex lulled wh-uuver his conduct proved that
ho was not. President Sealye says it is the
unquestioned judgment ol the faculty that
tuero has been u great gala tn regularity of at
tendance and standard of sohularshiu. No
puiilihinenU lue presciibed. The inlsbeliavlng
student li not sent away nor con shut out ol
the raciUtian-roomi , hat no attenti > n what
ever U paid to him. The system of govern
ment r : ently Introduced at liowdoln oompra-
naudi a college court , compodod of a student
jury , with a profetuor as president , t * try and
mmUh olfenders. A full Mat of tbU Innova
tion ho , not been made , hut thus far it hat
worked lall.factorlly. Harvard , aUo. has re.
ct-ntly put into practice a chome which tihoj
tiia student a voice In the deliberatloi a of tut
faculty. Professor Thwlnguay * that tlw ex-
perimenU In this direction have bo u go pro.
tluctiva of KOOU reaults that a HUndiBif com
laUtoavlll be kiiiuiiiitHd to roc > lva whstavei
j suggestions the studenti m y wlh to inaVe ,
Tholmpectorof Indian tdmls , Mr , II *
worth , IIM rctnrn il from a trip thrpit t * Iho
wntt. Ilo told a Washington Star re [ > oitr
i-ocently that Mnco the beginning of the yanr
lie htd cstablMind three Industrial BshooK
The one at Chtlocco , Indian lorrltory , was
inoned Janrary 21st , and his 171 scholam.
Iho luildluf nt Lnwrencn , Kannan , haa not
! > eou completed , owing tn the tovero wcAthcr ,
It will lw completed in Ami ) , when 30J chil
dren will bo received. The contract for the
low school building at Albuquerque. New
Mexico , lias been lot for 829,000 , and It will
; w oomplntod In July. There are now eighty-
three induMrittl schools in operation In the In-
linn country , and 117 flay schools. The en
rollment of children in HICKO Fthools now
lumber 10,217 , which , Mr. llaworth states ,
: < one-fourth of the number of Indian chil
dren of school ago.
Tn April , 1882 , the New York Cooking
School closed Its doors to the public. It wan
the outgrowth of a theory that there were
; hou an < is of young women ongnged in the
.IrTomn rounds of domestic toll and other oe-
cnmtloi.i 1 1 hysical utren th Is needed ,
who would ba eager to take advantage of thn
opportunity to fit themselves M capable cook
uid liousckeepcrB , Where their wages would
lift them Into comparative independence. All
the details of domestic economy were taught
in a most thorough manner. In addition , the
acrvlcca of one of the foremost tetchors nf
cookery In the country were retained In the
person of M ! s Cornon , Neither pains nor ex
( lonso was spared to make the Institution one
of the first rank. The school was open to
worthy young women abov o tha ago of sixteen
exceptions being made in some cases to younger
or girls. Thny were lodged and fed , and al
lowed four dollars per month pocket money.
lioyond the tlmo Ukcn up In attention to the
studies , they were allotted certain duties of a
household nature , with the restriction that in-
mated should p-ms their ovexlnga In the build
ing. The house was attractive , comfortable ,
and handsomely furnished. The accommoda
tions were ample fur more than thirty pupils ,
but at no period in its history did the pupils
number half of this number.
The Ijcnp-Yonr Duo ) .
Miss Bella Bradley wont to woo
A youth she worshiped madly ,
But who , is eooma , was recreant to
The suit of poor Miss Uadley ;
For as Mixs Brudly came hard by
Her false young fellow's dwelling
An awful sight engaged her eye
Her rival , Susan Nolliug
And Susan wan a-tclling
Her Invo with many a fond caress ,
And coaxing 1dm to answer yes.
Now when Miss Bradley , listening , hoard
Her rival's pleading story ,
Her patient , salfuring eoul was stirred ,
Aud , straightway waxing gory ,
She cast her glove at Susan's foot
Aud then , with anger paling ,
Sim cried : "Stop out into the street
Where help is unavailing
Aud I'll ! "
give you a whaling
Aud It affords us pain to say
Miss Susan stopped without delay.
Then Bella wont for Susan's hair ,
And in the furious tussle
Miss Susan streaked the cold , pale air
With Bella's patent bustle
Oh , who could paint that Bceno of Roro ,
With all its hideout * features
And ho who wrought them nil this harm
Stood by and bogged them to bo calm.
# * * * *
By those who searched that batdo'ground
In hope of clew obtaining ,
Ono little , crumpled bang wa found
And that was all remaining
Of charming Belle and pretty Sue ,
Who , for a foolish passion ,
Wont out that evening to imbrue
In hostile female fashion ,
With chignon , bangs , and sash on :
But whether bang ' f Sue or Belle ,
The sorrowing youth could never tell.
But gathering up the bang in haste
lie hid it in his pocket ,
And subsgquentlyjiad it placed
Within u golden locket ;
And this lie wears where'er ho goes
And oft inspect * the token
A sad reminder of the woua
Ho brought ou hearts now broken
But ho has never spoken
The name of either Sue or Belle ,
Who loved not wisely but too well.
KEL1GIOTJS.
The Baptist church at Berlin , N. Y. , cele
brated its centennial last Sunday.
In the stata of Michigan there are 301 Bap-
List churches with a total membership of 27-
452.
452.llev.
llev. B. F. Kattray has bDen chosen chair
man of the California Baptist minister's' meet
ing for 1883.
Tha Bin hop of Kochester , England , has ex
horted h' ' clergy to assist and encourage
Moftrs. Moody and Sankey in their work.
Dr. Talmnge's church in Brooklyn , N. Y. ,
hna Increased In numbers constantly under
h's ministrations until it now lias 3,000 mem
bers.
bers.Thero
There are in the Un'tod States tan differ
ent kinds of Baptists , nine npecie * of Presby
terians , sixteen varieties of Methodists , and a
largo assortment of other beliefs.
Bishop Gllmour , of the Cleveland dlocesn ,
ia negotiating for the purchase of a valuable
lot on Kuclid avenue , Cleveland , fur the erec
tion of u large Catholic theological college.
Uuv. Dr. Hall , of NewYorkPresb.vterian ( ) .
receives $20,000 salary from his church , and a
fine house rent free. In addition Mr. Banner
pays him $5,000 for a weekly column in The
Ledger.
There are said to hive boon 500,000 Chris
tians in the world at the end of the first cen
tury , 10,000,000 in the time of Constantine ,
fiO.OOO.OOO in the eighth century , 100,000,000
at the time of the reformation , and -150,000-
000 in 1833.
The first Snnday-Hchool convention ever
hold in the territory of Montana convened re
cently at Helena. The attendance wus largo.
An approximate report was presented to the
convention , showing -10 schools , 275 teachers ,
and about 2,000 scholars.
Fiftv years ago there were but fix Hainan
Catholic churched and twenty piiests in New
York city. At present tin chinches number
sixty nnd tha prlnsts neatly four hundred
moie thnii there were in the whole of tha
United States half a century ago.
According to 1h recently published ostl-
mate of ( L F , Kolb , a Gorman statintio n of
oiifiderablo note , there nra 425 million Chris
tiana in the world , of whom ! > 15,000llOu are
Uoman Catholic * , 122(110,000 ( PrototUnt-i ,
80,000,000 of the Greek Church , and H.OOO.OOU
of other churches.
SCUOKULA. A medicine that destroys
the germs of Scrofula mid has the power
to root it out is appreciated by the af
flicted. The remarkable cures of men ,
women and children iu described by tes
timonials , prove flood's Sarfapurilln n re
liable mcdicinocontaimng remedial ngents-
which eradicate Scrofula from the blood
100 dose * § 1.00. Sold by all dealers. C
I. Hood & Co. , Lowell , Mass.
It iii related that , at a prajer-meoting iu
Lyons the other evening , a good brother ft'lti It
his duty to rehuUo the current mania for roll ,
or-skatiiuf. and lncld nttlly remarked that
whllo iu his youth the phrase "aliuiwc to.hell"
ww familiar , it should now be rendered "roll
ing , " etc.
AIH'i YOU GOING TO KUKOtfE' . *
In another column will bo found the an.
ounoemeut of Mows. THUS. COOK & SON ,
ourlst Agents , ' . ' 01 Broadway , New York ,
relative to tha very complete arrangi.iuonts
they have made for tours in Eui pi tt
coming Spring und Summer. "Cook'n Kxcur-
elonlst , " containing ma ) and iuil paiUuuimt ,
will be mailed to uny address ou receipt of IU
cents.
The Second AdveutUU * ha\e set the -1th day
of next November as the data for tha end of
h * world. Ai this wll ! b election day , It la
hoped the final muaah will hold ufT until lota in
he evonlog , so we can at least make a rougb
guana at how tha thing has gone ,
AFInollll.
When the projaletoru oftuiAxi / V./ixxi /
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marxut they hit It exactly. They hit d > pep
din , ludi oatuui , and liver and kidney com
plaints a hard blow , from which they will
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Lowest. Prices.
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Furn
tsaJk , JU SU
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