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It contains 125 prescriptions for all acutt and chronic diseases each one of which is invaluabli So found by the A uthor , whoso experience for i years la such as probably netor bcf ere loll to the In ol any phyridan 800 pages , hound In bcautllu French mtulln cmjossedcovers , full gfltguaranteed to bo a finer wor n every sense , mechanical , lit erary and professional , than any other w ork sold ID this country for 92.10 , or the manor will be refunded tn every Instance. Price only $1.00 by mall , post paid. Illustrative sample 6 cents. Send now. Gold medal awardottthe author by the National Modlcal Association , to the officers of which he refers. This book should be read by tbe young for Instruc tion , and by the afflicted for relief. It will benefit all London Lancet. Triere la no member of society to whom this book will not be useful , whether youth , parent , guardian , instructoror otergvman. Argonaut. Address the Peabody Medical Institute , or Dr. W. n. Parker , No. i Dulflnch Street , Boston Mass. , who may be consulted on all diseases requiring skill and expeilenco. Chronlo andobstlnatedlsoascsthat have baffled the skill of all other phys-liri I dans specialty. Such treated success-II CHI fully without an instano allure , TUVCCIC Iniotlr BITTERS , , . . _ El.irb . Feitr A.U. , ui Ul revil. A f w drof * ItDMrl dellclMi UTDf k 4 to ftll iubim.r ariak * Trj It , anj lt iuwVii' A.k > ir F * " rdn. flir UrfpoulM J. 77. VnjPrEEUAJUI , OOLB AOEH7 , - ' VltOtIJU'A.Y. Jf. Y. Tlio uio of the term " Hhoi SHORT Llae" In connection 1th thi : corporate name of a ( rreatroad , conteys an Idea of ust what required by the tra\ cling pub llc-a Short Line Tlm. - , Quick I I N f and the bett of accointnod * fc l tloni all of which are lure | > hed by the greatett railway ta America. CHICAGO , MILWAUKEE And St. Paul. ( towns and operatra over I.BOO mllwof Korthorn IlllnoU , Wisconsin , Mlnnouta , Iowa Dt-kota ; and u is main lines , branchea and connec < tloui reach all the trrcat btulucin centre ) of tbt Horthaeetand Fur West , U naturally answers tht description of Shoit Line , and Bett Iloute between Chicago , Itllwautee , St. Paul and Minneapolis. Chlca oMll auk o , La Cro te and Wlnnna. Chicago , UllwaukM , Abcnlecn and l'.llendal Chicago , MUuauket. Kau Claire and SUIIwater' gCh\c&go \ , Milwaukee , Wausau and Merrill. Chicago , Milwaukee , Honor Dain and Ojhkosh , Chicago , Milwaukee , Wankeaha and Oconomowno. Chicago , Ullwaukee , KadUon and Pralrlo dn Ohcn ! Chicago , Milwaukee , Ovatnnna and ralrllault. Chicago , Belolt Janosvl'lo and Mineral I'olnt r Chicago , ing In , llockford and Dubuque. Chicago , CliDton , Rnck lilond and Cuclir lUplJo. Chicago , Council Bluffs and Omaha. Clilcago , Bloux City , Sioux Fall ! and Yankton Chicago , MU auk e , Mitchell and ChamU'rlaln. llock Inland , Dubuqua , Bt. Paul and Mlnneapollt Daienport , Oalmar , St. I'aul and Mlnneapolli. Pullman Sleepers and tha Flneit Dining Cart la world are run on the mainline * of tha CHICAGO MILWAUKEE A. ST. PAUL RAILWAJV and every atUntlon Li paid to passenieri by court * out cmplojM of the company , 8. A. VKKKFLL , A. V. deal Mioager , Utn'l fva. Assnl /.r.iaIlS4 GEO fl. BtAFFOHD , SOUTHERN NEBRASKA , Farmers nml Stock Men Iioolnro TheniscUos Contented 'With tlio Much Watered Kurnns County. Spring is drawing near the scnaon in which , if wo nro to believe the most fa * nous of English pools , young mnidcna 'lightly turn to thoughts of lovo. " But n this practical country , whcro useful ness is esteemed nbovo other things , the coming of the spring is accompanied by houghts inquiring into new means of 'making a living" and how to make the wheels of industry spin round at an in creased ratio. The husbandman , the voll-ito-do mechanic , nnd the speculator n landa and town lota , nro eagerly wait- tig for reports which will unable them to nako up their minds ns to where and how .hoy shall invest their surplus earnings. ! t is for their benefit that the following > riof description of the best wntorcd tountry in Nobrask.i is herewith given in ho columna of the BKE : FUUVAH COUNTV , n the llopublicon valley , extending 2-1 miles from north to south , and 30 miles rom east to west , is bounded on the lorth by Frontier and Gospor counties , on the cast by llarlan , on the south by ho atnto of Kausas , and on the west > y lied Willow county. It contains 00,000 acres , of which 348,700 are capa- > lo of cultivation. Water courses abound ; the llo- mblican , Bappa and Beaver , with their numerous tributaries , along the banks of vhicli timber grows plentifully. "History of Mobraska" says : "Along .ho banks of the streams there is consid erable natural timber. Though not ot nucli value for building purposes it is BufUcient to furnish an abundance of uol. " A part of this statement is baldly -ruo. - That Furnas county is not laok- ng in timber good for building purposes s clearly demonstrated to any one who visits Edward Anguish's saw mill at Ar- rapahoo. There may bo scon at any .lino a number of logs of huge dimen sions turned into good building material , ast year Mr. A. had sawed 500,000 foot , Cho tact is that for timber , fuel and abundance of pure running water Furnas county stands foremost in southern No- jraska. During ordinary winters the Suil'alo grass makes line grazing. On ; ho bottom lands a blue stem grass is ound , making good hay. Millott and mammoth grass yield immense quanti- ; ies. These facts servo to explain why stock raising is the principal resort of the country. It would , however , bo a great mistake o suppose that in Jb'urnrts county the far mer's occupation has given way to the stock misers. On the contrary , hero , ns clsowhoro , it has been proved that farm- ng and stock raising go hand in hand. In nine-tenths of the county rye , millet , Barley and oats are "a sure crop ; " next comes wheat , and corn will in ordinary years give bountif 1 returns. The pe riod of the grasshopper is pasted and government lund is yet to bo had in the county. A. contented people dwells in this por- :5on : of the Republican valley. The old settlers point with pride at the many neat towns and villages , with their mills , churches and school house ? , and at the lilted corn bins , the herds of bellowing cattle and the broad acres , comparing in their mind the present plenty with the hardships of the past. Ben Burton , now a resident of Arapahoe , can tell , if ho wants and ho generally wants of the three enemies of the pioneer : the chinch bup ; , the grassshopper and the Indian. Boandthoso with him , who have suf fered in days gone by , belit vo in the future - turo of Furnas county. Next , if not equal to the great natural advantages of Fur nas county , its future prosperity is duo to the energetic men who hava settled on the land. Such men as Crutchor , Phelps & Jones , of Beaver City ; Child A Col- vin , Tomblin , Bennet , Oluto , Finch , Winslow , Clark , &c. , of Arapahoe , and S. Dow , Van Buskirk and E. Poaao , of OxFord - Ford , give strength and success to the communities of the west. ' AUAl'AHOK The chief town in Furnas county is Arapahoe , ( the initial "a" not pronounc ed ) , situated on the Republican river and the B. & M. railroad. This thriving place of COO inhabitants is possessed of bwelve retail stnrog , one steam and two water mills , acknowledged to bo among the best in Huiitlieru Nebraska , two hotels , three livery stables , one packing house , one creamery , several brick' yards , etc Ono bundled and forty zhildron ure 011 the school roll , and an § 8,000 school housj is to bo erect * ed this spring. Two woil-built churches are used by live religious aouietica. On \ hill , one milo north of tlio town , is per- liapa the finest cemetery in southern Nebraska. The town of Arupahoo , though young in years , has airt-ndy reached that stage of municipal development when brick buildings are taking the place of frame houses. E. S. Child , the well-known real estate man , 0. W. Woodward , post master , and 'W. E. Winslow have opened the way for this improvement. Among the prominent business 'firms of Arapahoe should bo mentioned CHILD AND COIiVIN , the only exclusive real estate firm in the town and vicinity. They are heavy dealers in deeded land at prices from $3 00 to $30.00 per acre , and have for lease 20,000 acres of school land in Gos per and Furnas counties. They are , be sides , loaning largo amounts of money on land and chattels , and carry on an exten sive insurance business. It is no exag geration to Bay that this enterprising firm is among the most solid nnd reliable real estate fir ma ia the State of Ne braska ; ENO3GLA11K , proprietor of the Star mills , which have a capacity of 100 barrels a day ; I ) . Jf. TOM 1JLIN , proprietor of Furnas county bank has built up a successful business ; KKEKH & JIOCKNKLL , proprietors of Arapahoe lumber yard. The press of Nebraska is ably represented sentod by the Pioneer and the Public Mirror. OXKOHD Is the youngest town in the vulloy with over two hundred inhabitants , on the B. & M. railroad and a bend of th Republican river which hero furniahe plenty of mill power. About May 1st new railroad , the Nebraska & Colorad railroad , now under construction , tril reach this point , increasing the busines facilities of the prosperous town of Ox f"rd. The following firms deserve to bo incn ioned : J. C. VAN nusKtUK , 'roprictor of Oxford bank. SIMOX s. now , Ulornoy at law , and real estate agent To has for sale improved nnd unimprov ed land nt the rnto of from $3 00 to ilO.OO an ncro. Correspondence solicited. K. 3. VIUHK , Manager of the White Lake lumber yard. O.XMltUIDUK. A recently published pamphlet entitled 'The Leading Industries of the West , " n describing this place quotes the follow- ng exclamation of nn old tourist : ( page ' 0. ) "Just look nt this prnirio townl Could anything bo grander ? " TUB BKK , vith its practical sense of justice to nil , cannot share the opinion of tlio"01dTour- st. " Itiscontonttoadmitthat Cambridge s a pretty town. As the chief business features of the ) lace , wo notice TUB nr.PUIU.ICAN VAI.LKV HANK , iropriotor , 1) . M. Tomblin ; and IUVIN'S & JOHN'S IUIAI , ESTATT. AOEXUY. The latter firm are Land , Loan , Insur ance and collection agents , selling land nt prices from § 3.00 to 810.00. Letters > romptly answered. HKAVIOlt CITY , s the county scat of Furnas county nnd ocatod close to the creek of the same lame. Six miles south of town is Sap pa rook. Timber is plentiful in the vicinity f those creeks which , besides , offer good nil ! facilities. The most prominent msincss ( inn hero is T11K NIIllllASKA LANlt CO. , nnnngod by W. E. Crutchor , W. 11. 'helps and E. D Jones. They are hnncl- ng land in several counties in South- vostern Nebraska nnd Northwestern Kansas selling nt prices from § 3.00 to IlO.OO. Part of their land is adopted for lock raising , another portion is more liter or fanning purposes. The firm's ropu- ation for fair dealings is well established , ating back to 1873 whoa "Crutchor & ones" started general merchandise busi- icss in Beaver City. In this connection t may bo mentioned that one member of , ho firm , W. II. Phelps , is county clerk n his second term. Letters promptly nswerod. There is a daily stage between Orleans and Boivor City. Iietler From CjrusV. . Kiclil , Jr. 8 EAST 50th STIIKKT , NEW YOUK , May 8th , 1883. Several times this winter I have suf- ored from severe Colds on iny Lungs. Sach time I have applied AIJ.COCK'S Pon- > u.s PI.A.STKIIS , and in every instance I lave boon quickly relieved by applying mo across my chest and ono on my back * My friends , through my advise , have .ried the experiment and also found it most successful. I feel that I can recom mend them most highly to anyone who may see fit to try them. OYRUS W. FIELD , Jit , Weak Back , Rheumatism and all Local ? ains nro relieved and cured by Ai.r- COCK'S Pouous PLASTKIIS. Ono trial will convince you , but sea that you get the [ ouuino , as all other so-called Porous Blasters , without a single exception , are worthless imitations. New .Jersey Republicans. , TIIENTON , February 25. The republi can state convention has been called for April 23. 'OZZOKl'ri MEDICATKI ) COMPLEXION I'OWDlilU 1'or inf.-uit'a toilet it is an indittpaniublo nre iula , healing nil excoriationH immediately. iIother'H ulinuld use it freely on tlioliulo OIIOH. "t in perfectly harmless. lor sale by all drug gists. Not At All Selfish. Cincinnati Enquirer. Although mon nro supposed to know ail about barber shops , few have any idea of the number of pretty girls and charmiug women who climb into the big chairs and iavo thfir hair trimmed or cut and their leads shampooed every week. It was about 2 o'clock yesterday afternoon , says i Chicago 'exchange , that a couple of ladies ana a little girl entered a West Madison street barbershop and asked the proprietor if ho thought he would bo Free from male customers for an hour or no. no."I want my hair shampooed. " said the ady patron , ' 'and Bessie's hair muac lie cut , but I should die if n nun came in Sow , if you'C in lock the door or put somebody outside to say that you uru en gaged , wo will get ready. " The barber reassured them and began at once to "dhinglo" Bessie. A woman stood on each side of him , nnd Iroiu the lumber of questions asked it would not iavo been surprising had hu taken off ono nf Bessie's ara in the operation. "Now , do be careful and cut it oven. Don't you think you are cutting off too much from this sidn < Try and leave enough to bang if you can. Ifasn't the child line hair ) What do you do with the mir you cut ? " were but a few of the in terrogations with which ho was plied. When the child's hair was satisfactorily arranged the younger of the women sprang into the seat , piled her arctics up on the highest rest and prepared to bo washed , The razor wielder had some difficulty in taking dowa the Langtry < not , but succeeded after dropping most of the hairpins on the floor. She had brought her owa comb , brush , towel , sponge and soap , and although she made liim wash his hands right there , and clean liis finger nails a luxury ho had not indulged ia for moro than a month she had no objection to the colognes ant toilet waters on the stand , which slit helped herself to. "I have heard that you barbers clean the head beautifully , but the scalp is per fectly awful two days later. Now , I don1 want any such work , BO look to you laurels. " Whoa her hair was washed and drioc as well as towel , bay rum and n pair o bic , strong hands could dry it , she called for a fan , which , of course , was aot to b found. "If I had thought to bring ono ! Well ao matter.hero's a paper , " and the morn ing sheet was creased into a fan ant handed to the astonished tonsorial artie with which to "dry fan" her hair. Whil this operation was in progress the man o the ra/.or was asked how much money th business yielded , the "price of sucl | t jolly big chair , " what men talked abou when they wore getting sliaved , what th strop was good for , and who trot th green tickets. After the fanning proce * the exhausted man wae compelled to coral out the tangles , and , as ho said to h ! partner when that tardy individual returned turned , "My head for a football if sh didn'J want me ( o do up her waterfall. ' NARROW ESCAPE Of n Well Known Chiron of Month KftHton tfoiu ft llorrllito Dontli. bttnn Herald. A journalist whoso jnoanderings in carch of news led him into the thriving illago of South Easton , yesterday , bund the recant cscapo of Mr. Caleb S , ! xthrup of that place from death in ono of its most horrible and repulsive forms o bo a topic of general comment. In cply to all inquiries for details , the ro- ) ortor was invariably told : "Go and ec his son William , up huro at the shoo aotory. Ho'll post you up. " Mr. William B. Lothrop , the gciillo- nan alluded to , was found by the reporttr n the factory of Messrs. Copclnnd it lartwoll , where , with rolled up sleeves , 10 was working manfully at his familiar > onch Ho greeted his visitor cordially , nd expressed his willingness to furnish 11 the information in his power respect- ng his father's case. 'feomo ton years ngo , " said ho , "n light swelling manifested itself on tlic iifht sidp of my fntlur's uppur lip. It tartod like n blood blister , nnd kent in- rcnaing in size. Its progress was slow until within throe years , when it grow iioro rapidly nnd finally spread out upon lis cheek nnd upon his lip both outaido nd inside , extending downward to the ; ums. It cracked open and split out like seed wart. Several physicians were onsultcd , but they could nllbrd no relief , ind said that there was no hope of curing lim that the terrible cancer would prond until his face would be literally i.iton off. You can imagine how such n lorriblo decision as this would olfoct n lan's peace of mind. My father , who is low 07 years old , was n hardworking nnd ndustrious man , but about a year ago , 0 greatly had the prospect of death from 1 loithsomo disease ell'ectod himhis mind ) egan to fail , and wo had to keep an al- uost constant watch upon him , lie had lecome n burden to himself , Tlio cancer mittod n most revolting stench , which lormeatod the entire house. "Well , this was about the condition of llaira when , about four months ngo , I cad in the Boston Ilorald an advortisr- lent of Swift's Specific ( S , S. S. ) , maii- facturod by the Swift Specific Co. , of Vtlantn. Ga. I saw that it was highly ecommondod for blood diseases , and I ont for two bottles. Father tried ono , ind was not apparently much helped ; > ut the second had n marked oiled , as lie cancer immediately began to heal , nd a healthier look appeared about the dgos. Wo persisted in the treatment vith Swift's Specific ( S. S. S. ) , nnd now , ftor using in all eight largo bottles nnd our small ones , all that remains of the cancer is a small "root" not so largo as a tea , which ia itself steadily dis- ippearinR. Naturally , my father s greatly cheered by his improved ondition. His general health is very ; oed , and his mental troubles have boon really alleviated. There is no doubt whatever that Swift's Specific ( S. S. S. ) s entitled to ovcry particle of the credit or saving my father from n death most iprriblo to think of. I have spoken lighly of its virtues to all the neighbors , nd I am glad to bo of any use I can in proading the good news. " The reporter stopped for a moment's onversation in the business ollico of the actory before leaving the building. Both nombors of the firm expressed thorn- elves as cognizant of the main circum- tanccs of the case as above narrated. There is no humbug about it , " said hoy. "Whatever Mr. Lothrop told you , > ou can rely npon. " I'ctrotoum V. Nusuy. D. It. Locke , 1'otroloum V. Nasby ( Kditor 'Toledo lUade , " ) write : I had on a forefinger of my right hand ono f these ploaoant pota , a "run-round. " Tlio incer became iullamod to a ilpgreo unbnarablo ud HwoIIon to nearly twice ! tn natural slzo. A rieml cave mo UKNHV'd CAUBOLIC lAJLYK , and in twenty minutes the pain hade o much Biibaidod aa to give mo a fair nigliL'n est , which I had not hud before for a week. ? ha inflammation loft the finger In n day. I onsider it a mo t valuable article for the louftohold. Cures the 1'llCH Too. JtlouarJ liointard , of Now York , writes : It gives mo great pleasure to nay tbat a xin- globoxof IIKNKY'S OAUHOLlO BALVi ; ( footed a complete euro of Piles , with which : had boon troubled for over a year , and which uotliing oho that I used would euro. STATE STENOGEAPHEES , Tli .v IfnMnn Important Mooting and Truiisricl n Ijot of BuslncfjK. List evening the Nebraska State Stcn- ogr | ilicrs' association mot in the ollice of tvll .t Shrivor , in rosponao to the call smioil by the secretary , Mr. II. O Strijip , I'i'of. J. J. Points presiding. VmoiiK tltn tiuMt prominent members ircsont , anil wlu tooivui ; active part in ho proceedings , were Mours. Eugene Moorn , of West Point , 0. A. Potter , 0. M. Woodman , II. ( i. Stripe , and James iVilsun. Ono now stenographer , Mr. J. 0 Wostloy , who is employed in tlio Union acifio freight auditor's ollico , was pro- losod for membership , and the matter yas referred to the examining committee. Since the organization of tjio society , ivo years ago , it has lost but ono of iU members by death , although there iavo boon ijuito n number of changes from other causes. But ast night it became the painful duty of the secretary to announce thai since the last mooting ono of ita most beloved loved members , Mr. William D. Case had gone to "that bourne from whonci no traveler returns , " and upon motion o Mr. Woodman the secretary was In otructod to draw up resolutions of condol DCO. DCO.Mr. . Wilson , in an amusing speech made the suggestion that at the nex mooting they have a mock trial , and tha there would bo no difficulty in finding auiUblo culprit on a charge of potty lui ceny. Mr. Pattoo was proposed a suitable member to sustain tlm rolu c prisoner. Tlio supgostion mot wiHi grea favor , and when it is understood tliat i will bo one of the finest opportunities fo the stenographic novices to acquire prc licioticy in verbutum reporting , there i no doubt it will become quito populai Mr. Muoro also ina/1o sonio intorostin observations , and said he would bo gla to attend himself on the occasions of th trials , although in order to do BO h would Jiavo 10 como all the wav froi West Point. After tha transaction of some routin business the meeting adjourned , Th date of the next meeting , when it ia prc posed to have the first mock trial , will b duly announced by the eecrotary. T < ct There bo Iilittit ! VAI.I.KY , Nob. , February 23 , 188,1. To the IMItor ot TIIK UKK : DKAH Sin Some ono 1ms said ! "There is no i loasuro coinparnble to the stand- ng up < u the vnntngo ground of Truth. " I believe this is so , ttnd I nlao believe int the truth upon all questions filTcct- ng the public welfare is what n Inrgo lajority of the people want. John Shortimn , n candidate for prosi- ont , writes that the tariff is not to pro- eot capitnl but to protect labor , JSow , very candid , thinking man knows the xnct opposite of this is the truth. \ \ ho over hoard of n UiiU'on labor ? Wo Irnvo imported over -1,000,000 for- ci ncra durini ; the last ten joars , \\lio landed on our shores free of duty and reo to compote with us for tlio benefits accruing to a frco people. All right : this is in accordance with ! io genius of our institutions. But wo tax imports 10 , 120 , 40 or fiO tor cent , for what ) To protect American npilal as everybody knows , This Uwir ! business , like religion , has locn BO mystified by the high ( tnrtn" ) irirsts as to bo wollnigh incomprelionsi- > lo to tlio average citizen , and it is with view to simplifying it and rendering it asily porccptiblo that The Farmers' Ko- low publishes the following : "Suppose government should lay a di- oct tax of10 per cent , upon every pound [ nails , f > 5 per cent , on every dish , 515 ior cent , on oviry yard of cotton cloth , ind 70 per cent , on every yard of woolen oth bought by the people of the United Jutes. Suppose government should coop a collector in every store to assess md collect the tax from every customer n such a way that the customer would enow exactly what ho was paying for the oods nnd exactly what ho was p\ying or tax , how long doca any ono think uch u system could bo tolerated } Sup- lose the bill should bo made out so thai 10 customer could sco the cost of the oods and the amount of tax right bo- ore his eyes , how long would ho submit o the exaction without protestSup / - lese the bill should run something like lis : Value Amount of mils , of tux. TMItt nml other iron . . 81000 SI ( K ) rockery. . . 10 00 f. C > 0 Cotton cloth HI 00 It M Voolon cloth 1000 7 00 Totals ? 10 00 S'JO 00 If the customer saw and understood mt he was compelled to pay $20 taxes very time ho bought $10 worth of goods , low early and how often M ould ho vote or the candidate for congress who advo cated and uphold such a system of ox tor- on ? Probably not very early or very [ 'ton. But it does not cost the consumer f goods ono cent loss for tax because the act that ho is paying the tax is adroitly oncoalod from him. The bill is made ut ns though it was all for merchandise ind nothing for tax. Instead of appear- ng as above , it runs something like this : Ml * , oto , . SH 00 Jnickory . 15 50 ottau cloth 13 f > 0 Voolon cloth . 17 00 Total 3CO CO The $ 20 of tax is there all the same , [ though the customer doesn't sco it. If 10 were to carry about with him n pocket dition of the tariff schedules ho could , n purchasing a bill of goods , lake something of nn estimate of the mount of tax. Ho couldn't bo exact bout it , because of the mixtcd ad va- orem and specific duties , by moans of vhich the beneficiaries of the spoliation , 'Btom manage to befog their victims , tut it is not practicable for the nvorngo itizon to carry n tarill guide book around with him. llo ought , however , to know int whenever ho buys $ JO worth of goods ailing within the above named schedules 10 must pay from § 14 to $28 tax , accord ing to the kind of goods ho buys. If ho once Rota a firm grip on this fact , ho will irob.ibly ngrco with Mr. Morrison that a tonsidorablo bearing down on these chodulcs would bo very much to his in orest as a purchaser and consumer of oods. " The sooner the "sturdy ypomanry" of ur country BOO the thing as it is the bator - or for them. Yours truly , W. G. WlIITMOUl ! . An Knilic//lor In OonvuUlonH , iNNin'EO , February 25. J. P. Brad- oy , collector of customs at Einorsonwas treated ani brought hero to-day , charg- d with destroying manifests of coal , the duty on which was many thcuwmd dol- ars.and keeping the money ; alsochargod ) with embo.ling1,000 government money. When brought here ho was akon with convulsions , and lies in a ritical condition , and is not expected to ecovor. tlio Bithj. fcrchant Traveller. Judeon has a now baby at his house , , nd the little stranger is not permitting lim to have much rest at night. The > thor morning when ho was getting ready or breakfast , and felt like ho had been in a two weeks' drunk , his wife said to lim : "My dear , what shall wo call the ba by ? " "What ? " very curtly. "I said , what shall wo call the baby'/ / " "You call it anything you please ; I call t n darned nuisance. " _ lie Mlntnkos ol' Kvu. The IlnrlliiKton IIawk } . Miss Phobo Cousins has boon lecturing lown in Newport on "Somo Mistakes About Eve. " Oh , there are many mis- akos about Eve , A man is usually all right up tn midnight. It's along about ! : i. m. that his blunders begin , and aftoi hey once start' in there's no uno talking about them. TORPID BOWELS , DISORDERED LIVER , and MALARIA. , , . 1'rom thcso uourcoa uilbullutU'lourlliaoI Uio illavuHcd of the liunion moo , 'ilioso tyuipiomaliuIiuatoUiolri > \ c < 'tiM ol Ajiiicllto , Jiowela ol" ac/to , fulltJe i oner ' excrtlou oiriiotlx ( . * " " of tooA , Irrl i l- " . l Milrit * , A fir'1i - I. v. ' . . Heart , ! > . . ( < * -loretl.o tit. J l/5l lycol. orad Vri. * , COflTNTI J .C I'lu.V , una Up. maml tlio use of n rctnoUy tliiit etta illroct y on the Uver. AauUycrjneaioluuTlWT'S l'IIK lu vinooaual. 'i'liolr notion on tbo Klilnaya nn < ! hkln lu al o prompt i ro'iiovinij ' all Jmiiurltlos throti li thcso ( In oo icny enK iof Uie yalcm , " proiluo nff anpe. tlto , Bounil illfrostlon , mm "rMpola , , a oloar stilA ojidiivlBoronsbodv. TLTT'8 1'lIjfM cnuso no nuuHotv or BiIpUi nor Inturfuru with dally woik nmJ nro uporfoot ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA , Kiaewywlifr , a 0' O"41 Murray bt.N.Y. iltTMAIR DYE. OlUV JUlIt Oil WlllBKI-IW OlmilBoa 1J ftOixjusr UtACK by nylnglo on y to foJrof tw " I'Ly.nniwiiiU ' rmyl6r.rS . cl Work. or ustrui BEctiria mi llfllll ISTHE TIME II MllW TO CURE | | 11 U fi SKIN HUMORS. II IT li at thli n-a on when the porf < ojicn freely anil the pornplrttlon H almndant that ll ( lunrliiB lutnnrn , llntntllatlng Kruptlon * , Itrhlnff 1t.rlnrc , vilt Hhcinn or Krzcnm , PrnrluN , Tetter , llliiKworni , Uhy HntnonsHcMfnh.Scrofnloui Sore * . Ali r iic nd IllnchatRlne wound * , nnd e\ery ftx-eiMof Itch. tig , M-alv and 1'lniply Dlwiie * of the Skin and Hralr ro mo t i < cc ill ! ) and cci < nvinloallcutoil liy the Cwti- nra Itemcillm. IT IS A FACT. Itunilrciln of letters In our ponc ton ( coplcn ol lK > hadli.ntnrn . nmll ) hreour nntnorlty or 111" annrtlon that Skin , Hrnlp nnd Itlood lltunorn , \hcthcr ScroluloiK , Inhctitcd or Coiitnglmii , may < OW lioiwtinanontlr cnrrd by ( Jntlcuta Ili'icUem , ho new llliiod I'nrlllvr , Diuretic and Aperient , In- ernally , and Cntlcura nnd Ontlctira Soap , the great ikln Cnren and Ileaiilinern , eternally , In onu hull ho time and at onre half the cxpcnno ot any other canon GREATEST ON EARTH. Ctittcurix Itcmrillcs are tlio crrntcU medicines on Mill. Ilixil tlm wornt ra o Salt lllioum In the conn- tj. M } mnthcrlxul It tucnty > iftni , nml In Net illeO mm It. ll > clie\o CiHlcura wmiU li-uo FMCI ! her to , M > rni' , lirca t Ami liuad were rn\crc > l for hroojcarnlilclinathlni ; nllcvnl or ctiro.l until I vtl tliu C\itlcura Hrnol\oiillntctniOly , ami Cutlcur * nil OitlcuraSoniiexti'riiftlh. J. W. ADAMS , New ark , 0. Cront Blood Modlclnos. Tlio hftll IIM not been told M to tlio Kirat ctiritthe wncru ot the Cutlcurit lUmeillc . I lia\omlil him- Irnlii t ilollam tor inollclnrti to euro illfontc * of the iliHvl inl iiktn , ami timer found nnj llilnif j ct to | iul the Ctillcura Ucmcillci. Ucmcillci.CHA3. . A. WILLIAMS. I'roxlilcnrc , II. I. CURE IN EVERY CASE. Your Ciitlcur'v Ucnioillci nutfcll oilier nmllclnM I , ri'i for olilti I | | OIUI < K. My cii'tonicru niul imttcntii imy tli.it lho > ln\o cIToctol n euro In vu'ry Inftixncu , hcru other rrmixlloa lm\o faltnl. II. W. IIUOCKWAY , it. 1) . Franklin K 1U , X II. Hold l < y nil ilrticuln.i. I'rlro : Cutlcnra , 60cts ; Uwohcnt. ti ; l ) . ) i ) . fi rl . ) vmalRua ANDCnnu. CAI. U" . Il'ut'w , > UM. Bond tor "How to Ourn Skin Illgonoo. " ITi1 ATTrPV ' " > " ' llnuisli Chixiiticd inn ! Orciwy DJ jri.U Ji X HUln , lllnekllciulu , l'lniilu | wii ktnlllcmliihc , iind Infautllu Humors , U'o Cutlcura . R rial ll.iautlllor ron rnn crmn or AIJ < DISRARES bp 1U > TWHSTY YKAR1 HumplirPV" ' llnmro- Vu-rlnnrv hprrlllrn hci\o licrn jijcd li VnnmTK , hlnrli rtrrnli'm , Ltyrrvhlniilnnnil Turin lltirun llnllronilii. Mnmirnrtnri'ri , 1'iml Minn l.'ninrmnlm , Trnv'ir tllnmidraim * ! ntul MfiiiiuiTli-n. unit uthcra TmudflUB IUHK , lliiiiililiri-in' Arlrrliinrv-Mnitiinl. CW i'K unit fi IHI liy mall on receipt nt price , wicrnw fjy I'mnpliU'ln prni free on application IlL'Ml'lllir.YH IIOMiOI ; ATIIIU MKO.CO , 10t > I'ultun hired , ISew Vorlt. NERVOUS DEBILITY UIIMDUDCVC' v" > WrnknrM nn.l . Pro * nUITlrnnCl o .t y. ° n _ * " ° vcrw ° rc | ° r 1 the rnoit nucf - . fill romfdy known. _ ljrco , . rTfaTorhvfal largo rial tit pomlor for Sennit iiost frrponro ttlnt of nrlc * . Ilinniilirr ) 'llonipo. nirtl.o , llluat. Catalogue Ireo.110'J I'ullou bt. . N. Y. , . ui prom t nnil olllclenl houdoholil rtmodlci Is dally 3 owing mon lniiiratl\n | , and o thcso IIuHtottor'i Stomach Ililtora I thochlollnmlrltani tlio moat iiopular Imirularltjr ot th etomarh andboMoli malarial loverslive [ ) ' - " onniilalnt ] , dohlllty rhcninatlam a n i minor allmontn , an thnrmiiihly conquer cdliythlHlnconipara bio ( amllr rcntorath < and motllclnal safe k'lianl , anil It Is Just ly iruariloil an th ( inruit nml most 0"n jirclionsUo round ; of lt rlam.n | I For atlo hy druOglits and dialui generally. GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY. Cures PIIYHICAL bltVOUS ft I OR.MTAL LOSS OK MANLY VIUOH.Biwrmatorr him , etc. , when all other rcrao illcH ( alt A cure gttaranttcd 81.Ma bottlelarRO liottlo , lou tlmcu the quantity , 10. Uy 01 prcm to any adilroiK. Bold b ; all ilrllKKlsU. KNUL1HII MEDJ CAL1N8TITUTK , ProjirlctoM , 718 Ollva Street , 81 jOUlB , JIO. ' - "I have sold Sir Astloy Cooper's Vital Hcstorativ or years. Kvory customer imk highly ol It onlieilUtluglycndorao It as it remedy of true inerll "tt V. OOODMAN , T ' m li P V1RSK | CHICAGO SOA B C „ rev UKIUN MUI K , nu. a iof to. * Ton niK ) . Ili'iint 240i"flHKlEn'8 : 80ALC.83 , Tmi "l.ff. . . Di-ti'ttiv , " U nz. tn AT lli. POE&SS , TOOLS. &o. rtrsT IUIIUK nirk mu IH.III t.4. . 4n /nvlliiiiil I-l nfTiMilK. OMAHA Stove Repair Works 109 South 14th St. Kako * ipecUity ol furnUhlnir oullni ( > nd repali nir twin * ot all description , wood Btovci , ohaDKoil I burn coil , rrater , nroback , d > mper > . &o ooiuUnti ) on hand. Try ono o our itove p" l | v a u lothi'H drvnr. - > DISEASES OP TIIE EYE & EAB J , T. ARMSTRONG , M. D. , Until olfico are ropalrud from rmult of Are , oHU with Dr , I'arkur , Uooin G , Crilghton lllock , Ul and Uouxlas utreoU. Western Cornice-Works WON AND BLATK ROOFING. C. SPECHT , PROF III ! Douglu Bt Omaha , Neb. Galvanized Iron Cornices iJrDormer Wlndowi , FlnUli. Tin , Iron and HU Roofing , Bpecht'i patent Metallic BkylH'ht , I'atoi Mjjuatod lUtcnet liar and bracket Hnelvlnf , I a he general xent for ( lie above line 01 oujf. In K , Uroitmei , Ualuntradei , Vorandag , Irnn hu , Window Hllnils , Cells r ( Jn rcl : alito ywne * eeitank 1'IM a'-nt In-I.U Mil. , I Nebraska Comic * AND- MANUKACTVUKlia Of GALVANIZED IRON CORNICES FINIAL8 , WINDOW CAPS , TIN , IRON AND SLATE ROOFINt PATENT MKTALIO 8KYUQIIT , Iron Fencing Cre tlugi , Baluttradet , Veranda ) , Offloeand llal lUlllngii Window and C < iU r Guards , Eta. COB. 0. AKOCHb t > TnEEr < - , UNOOLN NED. QAI8KB , Uaotgtr. CAPITAL PRIZE , $76,000. only $ T > . Shares In Proportion's * C. | M Lonisiana State Lottery Company , " Wt rfo Aetvty certify that uttupenilt tht at angemtnti for all thf Monthly and Seml-Annua * ) rairtnfi of /xniui'ona State lottery Company , nd inpenon manage and control the Drauingl hemtelvei , and that the tam are conducted ( Hh oneity./aimett. and in good/aith touard alt far , ktnd ueauthorite the company to ute thltcef' Ktattrth fat-fimilft tj cur tiynature i iti aitcertuementi. OOUUISalONlU Inoorporated In 1SW ( for 25 years by the legislator ! or educational and charitable purposes with a oaf * lalof $1.000,000 to which a reserve fund of OTII 5W,000 nan since l > cen adileil , Dy an ovcrwhclmlnp popular vote Ita hanchlM M made & part of tha rrcwnt fiUto oonitllutlon doptod December JJ. A. 1) . 1870. 'ho only Loltory over voted on find en dorsed by tlio people of nny Slate. It never scales or postpones. Ita grand single number drawings take Inco monthly. A Rptamlid opirartunlty to win a Fortnno , lilrd ( Jrnnil UrnwItiR Clius 0 , InthoAcacl- inv of M\inlc , Now OrleansITuomlny , March 1th , 1881 IfiOth Monthiy ilrnwinff. CAPITAL PlUXlil , 875,000. 00,000 Tickoti nt Vivo Dollixrs Enoh Frac- tloiLi , Iii li'lftlia in proportion LIST 0 I'HtZKS. CAPITAIi PUIZIC IT8.0CO da do 21,009 dn do . . . 10,000 rni/.KS OF toooo 12,000 do 2000 10,000 10 da 1000 , . . 10,000 20 do 600 10,000 100 do 200 20,000 do 100 80.000 tOO do BO 25000 000 do U 25,000 ArrnoiiuATiON mints. 9 Approximation prltcs ol $760 0,710 0 do do 600 4,600 B do do 200 2,250 687 Prizes , amounting to $2J3MO ( Application for rates to clubs should bo made only t Uio otTlce of the Company In New Orleans. For further Information write clearly giving hill ddross. Make I * . O. Money Orders p J able and ddrcss Registered Letters to NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK , Now Orleans , La. Postal Not and ordinary letters by Mali or Ex. row ( all durus of W and upwards by Kiprcss at oni xponso ) to it A. DAUPHIN , r IT. A. DAUPHIN , New Orleans , Lx 007 Seventh St. , Washington , a 0. t ALONG THE LINE OF TIIE , Ifiicago , SI , Paul , Minneapolis and OMAHAtf RAILWAY. The new extension of t big line from Wakufleld up ho BEAUTIFUL VALLEY of the GAN through Concotd and Cotcrldgn TO 33C-ia.aaL niM < 3rti'03Nrr leaches thii liest rortlon of the State. SnocUl ex cursion rara for lind looker * o\cr thU line t Vaynd , Norfolk and llartlngtou , and \tn IlUlr to all irinolpal po'iitt ' on the - SIOUX CITY & PACIFIC RAILROAD li Trilnsocr tht 0 . ht. P. M. & O. Ilillwav t" Cov ngton. Slonx . .Itj1'onca , llartlngtou , U'njno and Norfolk , < 3OXl.Xl.OOt , * 3ESl l3T for Kroniont , Oakdale , Nell h , and thiough to V l- untlnc. and nil Information call on K. H WHIINKV , General AKOnt , , Cor' loth and Kirnam hti , ( iAii rei nccnred at licnot , corner 14th ir Street * DUFRENE f- -fl JUTHB40VKDTO OMAHA NATIONAL BNK S. H. ATWOOD , Plnttsmouth , - . . . Neb imHADlROr T1IOROUOIIBKKD AND 11IOI1 OaiDB HEHEFORO AHO JERSEY CUHLE AMD DOROO OU JKIUiKT RID BWINB untf stock for Bale. Correspondence nollcltod. WITH ' 51 HI fi \ GRANITE. And your worlc is done for all time to time to come. WE CHALLENGE The World to produce a moro durable material for street pavement than the Sioux Falls Granite. OHIDIEJIIR'S ' AMOUNT 01T -OR MACADAM ! lilled prottiptly. Samples sent aud estimates given upon application. WM.MoBAJN & CO. . Sioux Falls , Dakota ,