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THE DA1LBEE TUESDAY , FEBRUARY , 12 188-i. Or. Wagner's Ilcmnxal. Dr.Vattnrr hM umo\cd lilt ofllce from Xo. 313 Larimer to No. 33 $ Latlmi r , where lie wilt bo plowed to MO his frlcniH. The Doctor Is to bo congratulated cm the complctmcss und elegance oflils new bnllil- Ing. It JS one ol thobcst In the clty.-IDcmcr lie- publican , Jan. 37.h , 1SS4. .0 IB J.JLUJ.IJUJi.U.1 THE LEAK NED : { 5J8 LAKIMER STREET. Thy 3 ou fho-.ilcl Iry the celebrated Dr. If. method * of euro : 1. "Dr. JL Wiwncr Is n natuml phj sld.in. " O. S. 1'OWMR , TIic Greatest UIng I'lirenoloyUU 'Tew can c\co j on as a doctor. " Un. J. SIMMS , Tlio World's Greatest Phj aloxnomlst. "Voa are wonderfully proficient In jour knowl edge ot dieoiso aud uicalducs. " DR. J. MATTIIKWS. . "The afflicted find ready rUlcf In jour prc rncc. " DR. J. SIMMS. ti. "Dr. IT. Wagner It 'n regular graduate Iron ; Billevvio Hospital , New York city ; has lud very ov tcnsho hospital practice , nnd Is thoroughly i stcd on nil branches l liU bilovod ectcucv , especially on chroulediv > ww > . " Uns. ItBOWMU , & K'Mso. 0. "Dr. 11. Winner has immortalized lihuv.lt tn his wo'iderftddlco\ery of ( "peclllo remedies for prl > ate asid i.xual dlsoiwcs. " Virginia Citj Chronicle. 7. "rhousnnds of tmnUda Hock to sec lilm. " Sao Friuiclsco Chronicle. S. "Ibo Doctor's long c\pcrlonco M a specialist ( houl 1 render lilracty nucccssful. " Hockj Mo\in. tn.n Kent. Plain Facts Plainly Spoken , A tone lime a discussion of the secret xlco nas en * tlrclyatoidcd by the profession , and medical\\orka butafewjcaraagouould hardly mention it. To-day the phj slciiui Is of a different nptnlonj ho It aw are that It la hla duty il6a ! rcciblo though It may be to handle tills matter without gloxcaand ( peak | lalnly about It ; and Intelligent parents and guardians thank him for doing so. The results attending this dcstructh o \ Ice n ere or. mcrly not understood , or not properly estimated ; and no Importance being attached to a subject which bj Hi nature docs not imito close Im estimation , It waf willingly Ignored. The habit la generally contracted by the younc vhilo attending school ; older companions through their example , may bi responsible for It , or It may be bcqulrcd through accident. The e\cltcmuit ouco ex I > erieiiccd , the practice will bo repeated again und Again , until at last the habit becomes firm and coin plttcly enslaves thu victim. Mintoland nenotia of tllctlons are usuilly the primarj results ot self-abuse. Among the Injurious etcc.tn ruav be mentioned las | . tudc , dejection or Irruclbllity of temper and general dcbilit } . The boy sieks ficcluiiun , and rarely joint lu the Eporta of his companions. If ho be a joun ; man ho Kdl bo little found In company \\Iththoothtr BC\ , and Is troubled with exceeding and annoIn ; bawfulncss In their presence. I.iiihioua dreims , emissions and eruptions oa the face , etc.aru also prominent sj mptoms. If the practice \iolcntlypcrslstcd Inmorc8orlnu disturbances take place. Urcat palpitation ot the heart , or epileptic convulsions , are experienced , and the sufferer may fall Into a complete ftato of idiocy bo tore , finallydeath relieves him. To all these engaged in this dangerous , pncticu , 1 would say , ilrst of all , stop It at once ; makeover ) possible effort to do BO ; but If j ou fail , If J our nen nm 8 } stern Is olrcadv too much bh-.ttcrc.l , and coriw- qutntly , your willpower broken , Uiko homo ticru tonic to aid jou In jour iff ort. IlaIng freed jourMjll from the habit , 1 would further couiiml > ou to go through a regular coume of treatment , for It li a groit mUtakc tosupposithatuiiy one limy , for some time , lie t everye.lit'e ! gitohlniM.lt uptothlsfasclnatlnn but dangerous eviJtuuenv without suffering from it ! rtil consequences at amo future tlmo. The numnei of young men who are incuii.aci.itcd to fill the duties < njoinod by wedlock is alarmingly largo , and In most I such casen this unfortunate condition of things can be traced to the practice of eclf abuse , hlch had been abandoned > oaru ago. Indeed , a few months' practice of this habit Is sufficient to in.luco spcnnatorrhoa J later } ears , and I ha\u many of such cases under treat mint at the present da > . Young Mea Who may bo suffering from the effects of J outlilul lollies or Indiscretions will do ell to a\ all themsch cc dl this , the greatest boon ever laid at the altar of sut uring humanity. DR. WAGNER will guarantee to for- clt $500 for ev ery case of seminal v , eakness or private dlaoase of any Kind and character which he under takes to and falls to cure. Middle-Aged Men. There ua many at the age of 30 to CO who arc troubled with too frequent e\acuatlons of the blad der , often accompanied by a slight smarting or burn ing sensation , and a weakening of the system In rmuiner the patient cannot account for. On examin ing the urinary deposits a ropy sediment will often be found , and sometimes small particles of albumen will bnpear , or Uio color will bo of thin mllklsh hue , again ( .hanging to a dark and torpid appearance. There are man ) , many men w ho die of this dllllculty.Ignorant ol the cause , which is the second stagu of Eommal-wcak * nesa. Dr. W. will guarantee a perfect euro in all canes uid a healthy restoration of the gcnito urinary or- fUIJH. Conirultatlon free. Thorough examination and ad Tico , $5. All communications should be ( uldreaccil , Dr. llenrj Henry Wogucr , P. O. 23SO , Demur , Colorado. The Youn ' Jlan'fl I'nckct Comuoiilon , by Dr , II Wagner , la worth its weight In cold tojoung men I'rlue $ l,2i. Sent by mall toanv address. A FRIEND TO ALL. . One Who is Needed and Nobly Fills his Place. Denver Is more fortunitc than she knows In the j > cjssesj on of the tulen1 a and energies of a man who has glicn his time and thought not merely to the 1 crft-ctlon of bis bklll as a practitioner of hl pro- ( csilon of modli inc , but to the study of thoeo pro found things of S'.ien o an 1 nature w lili.li tend to the more compicto understanding of the problem of Illo and of the laws of nv.ure and the means of gaining the grentut practical gncxla to mankind from the In foru > atloi thus arqulruJ in thu abstract. Kucli a man U Dr. II. Wanner , who Is located at 343 Larimer street Dr. NVagner devoted m ny ) e > rs tq the ac quisition of the knowledge noaceusary to It's ' prnfcs- ntonln a number oftha Itadlm. incdleal s hooU of the moit , eminent and profound teachers , uuch names ai Dr. Oross and Dr. 1'ancoast ajipearlng among his preceptors Nor ill. his studies end here. They continue U In thu Held of the practicing family i'hl IiUn aud In the experiences of a man of e\ten. the tr&vcl. He hal lted every section of the Uni ted Mates pa > Ing studious attention to the r Iffercnt t li ract iiUc of thoMrlou. ) > ortlons of tbe country , particulirlj with regard to the ! ' effict , climatic and oihfiwlsu upon health and thu illffo cut furuiaof dls- tasciVlth the inmblned paw art of close stud ) , ' x tensive objcrvatlon and ahuui ) unllmted practice , llr Wanner came to Deliver three > tars ajoeiUip | < ] > ed as tun have the right to claim to battle- the lee of mankind , the dro .tied cnein ) , dUeo c , In order to rtnder the greatest good to society , Dr , t agnir ueci > dt-dtolij n lde tht ) x'H"-'ral hr nches ol practice and bring all hs * r pekii"wledz 'and power to bear up on thu too which anuutr the army oflnscilotis death agents U the ureatest. HI ) wide experience had taught hlmwhat weapons to use and which to dlicard , and after equipping himself i hU trained judgmtntwiaso will u"lo to od\e ! him ho com- uenctid boldly and conlldently hit attack. In iet | . mating the result * and cucccsi athleud , it U only necessary toknow the iloct Ys pillion and etandinir to-Jki. Whlln located In this city , hli practice Is byre ro ueani conllned to I limit * nor this section of uiuntii , IIIivrre honJnico and o | 're ibooVstes tify liiblxck und uhlttito hut | icw-c * un o1 a Held of maUlce lumntlisl oniy by th lines wliIJi bound the in th and brcauthol trio i-ountry , and which has laced him where a man < i | hU sliill and Intellectual nttalnmentailixenestvivanliho Id tolu ouablu him to reach the highest kihi.re ) of uwulin-ti ( to cut furin , ; Immunity-the ) > lanti i > t tlnartUl Indcpui ileiue. Dr. U'agncr has contributed of hu [ .nw'irl' | tytotho iub tantial lmiro\emcnt ) of Demur In the tro tlun of allnu Id H.k on Larimer tr et , nupohlto hU prcnuit otIU , N . 211. It will bu ready for occu ) aucy In a .nw week * , unO H an evIJenco thut the doctor Is to be mu.il.erul tmoi < thu pir.rancnt and K. lldiltlzein of tluiiHtionoiiscf tin , pUliu ( Den- ' DR. H. WAGNEE & CO. , 38 | tarimur St. Address Box 238 ! ) , Patent Dried Fruit Lifter. AS USEFUL NO DEALER IN A IV GROCERY Groceries STORE CAN Ari'OHI ) la A rxni or TO an COD JiTKK SCALES. Without \ \ . . C. CLARK. SOLE PROPRIETOR. OMAUA , NKIi. A victim of carl } Imprndprice. cautlnrf norroui dobll- tr. premature decay , cto. , navlnc trlrd In vain oTcri tnown remedy lifts olftcovMrril t elniplo roo&na of self uro. which ho will rend V fiu : to hlnMlovr-nifferen. A ddrcfu. J. If. IlESV s. 43 Chatri m t _ New Vorl DISEASES OF THE , J , T. ARMSTRONG , M. D. , O oa.ix si t I/xxxcS. Vta TcmporAry ollleo , on account of fire , w li Dr. I'ar- kcr , Uuom 5 , Crclghton Illock , Ibtli and streets. COOK'S O RAND i\CUIlSIONS : lime New Vork In April , Maj mid .lime , 1 S . 1'AS-iAO ) : TICKCTS by a 1 ATLANTIC STIUUl'.HS. Special facllltUs for securing GOOD IlUliniS loUHIST 'JICKKIS for tratclrnln KUIIOI'K , br n'lroutes , at reduced rates. COOK'S KYCUK3IOXI3T , with maps and full ] ni. tlculars , b > mall 10 cents. A''dre ' s T1IOS. COOK i , f > OX , 201 Ilroadwav , N. Y. 18-w-2-ta-w-wiF. Miltct l Application of Louis Jcnocn for Liquor License. xoricr. Xotlco I * herein given that Louis Jensen did upon thu2uthlaj of Jan. A. D. 1831 , file hlsnppliiution to the major and dtv council of Omaha for luen.-u to sell malt , gplrituoui and vinous liquors at No. 601 S Kith htrcct , 1st ward , Omaha , .Vcli. , from the 4th daof Feb. ISS''to the 4th day of March IbSl. If time bo no objection , remonstrance or protest filed within tun weeks from Jan. 20th A. 1 > . l&fltho said license will IK ; granted. JP.NSr.N , Applicant. Tlie ( Imaha lice iiewvpijiir will publish the nbo\ notlco mice cadi week for two weeks at the expense nf the applicant. The citnf Omaha Is not to Ira charted therewith " J. J. L. C. Ji wrrr , 2lj ( 2tlovv Citj Clerk. ERIC WRETLIND , Sucdish and Norwe/lan Vice Consul , sells drafts and Steamship Tickets on huropc. Swedish-American The proprietor Is n gradinto from the Ilo\il Swe dish Collcgt ) of Pharmacy In Storkhom. I'rcisrlp tions a spcclalt ) . f'jrmr IMh nndCnpItn i\aniu > , Oinabi Neb irifto1) " - . ' I. N. WAITE , BI. D. icii & Sineon , ( I"ormerl > of Mercy Hospital , Chicago ) For the treatment of Nerv.ous Dlsoscs , Chronlo an Surgical Diseases , and Diseases of the Kjo and > ur. Consultation and examination lice. OFFICE-OJd Fellow a Block , N. W. cor. 14th and Dodge St9 , Omaha , Neb. Olllccliourn 0 to 12 a. m i tn 4 snil 7 tn K D. mi Hum'ajs 10 to 12 a. in. only. JAMES MoVEY' , Practical Horse Sheer. Makes a specialty of Hoa Inters end ten lerfnot hoi- se ? . Shan , Dodge stictt betncen llth and 12th Hellenic House. ICE TOOLS , OF EVERY DESCRIPTION I bay e secured the agency of "Wm. T. "Wood & Co. To sell their tools. They are making the lot Tools , and are the oldest firm In th j United States Any Ice Company w fading to buy tools will receive thoprorrptcb attention by addressing F. W. ULUSfVE , Sherman Atonue. Omaha N li JAS. H. PEABOJ3Y W , u , PHYSICIAN & SURGEON , rtctidence , lio. 140/ Jones St. Oll'.oc , Ao.ltOB Far- nam street. Office hours , 12m. to I p. i. . . . ind from-l tofip m Tilephone for otlico. w. ltesidcnc CANNON JONES & CO. OFFICE IN ritKNXBU BLOCK , Ol'I' . I' . O. Kent house * , alto fnrnltlied or unfiirnlihcd rooms. Obtain boardsrianil furnish first class domestics. Situations Drocurc.I for all klmln nf xcrwntK. NEBRASKA LAND AGENCY. 0. F. DAVIS & CO. , (8UCCESSOH3 ( TO DAVIS ft SN7DEH.J Oen rai Dealers In REALESTATE ESTATE 8T , \IAUA. . n ve lor Mid 200,000 icrei mtlully wleoted Undi in Eastern Ncbru'aa , at low price and on ctuy terms. Improved farmi for ( ale In Douclat , Dodge , Colfax , 1'litte , Hurt , Cumins , garpy , Wujjoiftou , Utricle , haundere , and Butler Counties. TtXBS paid In all parts of tbe BUto. Jlonty loauod cm improved firms. Notirv rubllr/AlKkVt In ottlw. Coutipondentx iollrlt'1 BOARD $3.50 UU DOUGLAS STREET. GOOD SQUARE MEAL , 5 J | CKNTS. I 96 Sptiullo Jnuk'R OhoRt. CloielMid Leader , The ailonco was broken by a grizzled old ninn wlio sat on tlio head of a beer kog. "What's become of old Oap'n Tip. pock ? I don't know. 1 used to sail on the old Sagamore with him , " ho said as ho took a short clay pipe from his mouth and shook his hond solemnly and medit atively. The speaker was a squnro-built man ho looked as though ho had fricecl wind , rain and snow for at least fifty years. Ho was scaled before a red-hot stove in a Hivur street saloon nnd a crowd if rough men , whoso taik proclaimed them to bo sailor * , completed a ring about the glowing lire. Sconu of them wore partially Intoxicated , and all wore smoking old pipes which sent forth an odor strong and rank. "There was something singular about that old boat , " the old nmn continued thoughtfully , after a pause , "and if you don't mind , fellers , I'll tell yo about her. " llis companions settled themselves comfortably to listen to the story , and after replenishing his ho "She built before pipe began i vrai long fore the war 0110 of the tirst propellers on the lakes , 13ig , high up and short , she was like a tub. Couldn't go much , but then wo thought she wns a touulnr clipper. I shipped in her somowhores about ' 53 or ' 54. Ole Cap'u Tippock was master. lie treated his men well. Used to get drunk every week , nnd , in fact , ho was pretty well soaked all the time. On the lirat trip the inato left us , an * the ole man qot another at Detroit. That was a bad day for the old Sagamore. Ho was a little man , with lifthtiiair and big yel low chin whiskers. Even his eye lashes wcro almost white. Wo know him as 'Mister' Gross. The now male was a lirst-rato seaman , but a mighty mean one to life men. Many a cusstn * I'vo got from him for not reaching the dock every time I cast the hoaving-lino for the shore when wo came to land.Vo had a funny little chap with us ns deck hand. Wo called him Spindle Jack , because ho was so weak and small. But ho was as sharp Ha a weasel , and know more than all the others put together. Some kind of a literary follow , 1 reckon , trying to got up his muscle ; but ho not'cr talked much about himself. Ono day when wo wcro near Buffalo some of us put up a job on the mate. Wo nearly sawed off a round of the wooden ladder going up to the hurricanu dock , and when the mate came down ho nourly br < > ko his neck. 11 o suspected the little fellW and swore hu'd get even with him sometime. In the fall of ' 51 wo left Chicago with a cargo of corn. As soon as wo were out of port Capt. Tippock got f uller'ii a tick , but wo got on all li ht and reached the straits. The old man went to bed an * wo stood oil' into Lake Huron. 'Mister' Ciross was savage. " The weather bccran to thicken and % vo had a nasty sea on by dark. At midnight wo men were called out. The sea was heavy and our old tub rolled like a ball. The wind blow terrible , nntl it was black as ink. The sheet anchor , which was outside the bovvs , old-fashioned style , had broken loose , and the tlukcs , were pounding against the sides. The mate yelled to 'Spindlo Jack1 to go over thu aide down onto the anchor with a line so as to haul it back in place. The little fool didn't stop to put the line ubout his waist , but took the end in his hand and clambered over. 1 sprang forward with a Lin torn to save him , but was too lato. Ho clung to the swinging anchor like a squirrel. Once a iuivo struck him and nearly washed him away , but he clung hard. He was passing a 'bight' ot the line under one of the tlukns , when the Sagamore gave a lurch that sent him under water , and careening back , the anchor was pounded against the side with fearful force. Poor little Jack got be- tweuit the Jluke and the vensel , bad luck to him. The next instant ho was gone. Then 1 saw him just a few feet away. He vvaa on the side of a big wave , * " which seemed to lift him up like a cork. By my lantern I saw him raise out of the water ns far as his waist nnd shako his fist at the mate. I looked around. Gross was leaning far over the rail , gazing with white face and pale lips ut the man in the water. I looked back. There was nothing to bo seen but black heaving waters. The wind soughed and moaned through the rigging and I turned in , feeling kinder creepy about the backbone. Lads , this happened in Georgian bay , and you all know the bottom tom of that black hole isn't far from the pits of hell. Wo got the anchor oil' all right , but in the morning wo found that wo hadn't made much headway in the gale. Night came on and I felt kind o' queer. The sky blackened up and the sea chopped just like they did the even ing before. An' the wind began to howl and screecli through the riggin1. I kept a sharp eye on the mate. Ho was { pale and iidgity , but seemed calm. 1 had the midnight watch at the wheel , and three times did I see that man try to go into the texaa and lay down , and three tinn s did I see him turn about and pace tlio hurricane deck as though pulled by some awful force. I remember it was jtut 1 o'clock when poor Jack wont. At 1 o'clock on thii night I heard a kind of a noise like that made by the bow of a boat cutting throui'h the water. It was on the port bow , and I sprang like a tiger to that side. 1 expected wo were bung run into , and in the twinkling of an eye had put the helm lmrd-n.port. But wh.it did I see ? The mute was bonding over the side tijl it seemed ho would go over every time the boat rolled , and out be yond him was something that made my hair stand up aud seem to turn gray. On the side of a wave , black as tar , was 'Spindle Jack , ' waist-high out of water , shaking his fist at Gross. Oh , but his face was pale , and it heomed to have a queer kind of a sinilo like a fcllcr'd have whm ho MUS murderinc- another in cold blood. I could see him as plain as day , an' his hand was bloody where it had been mashed by the anchor. Beforu I could look twice ho was gone. When the mate came up his face wai like a piece oT writing paper , nnd ho lookedntnio out of his fray eyes like an insane man. IJo made mo shudder. When daylight came wo were past Detroit , All wont Hell in Lake Erie , and when wo got to Buflnlo I began to fool as usual , So did the mute to all appearances. Wo started back light und had fine weather. It was Fri day afternoon when wo readied Lake Huron , and just as wo got out of the river , the idato told mo to take the trest shore up. I know ho vrantcd to kocp out of the Georgian Bay. Night came , and 1 got worse scared than ever. The nfcht was fearful dark , and a terrible bank of clouds swept up from off the west shore.Then came the wind. You know what it is , boys. As J hope to live another year , fellorH , that compass began to play false , til' I didn't know whcru wo were. Itvat the tnoio black heavy ni'jht with the moaning wind and heavy aca. When the rnito came oa deck I was at the wheel. The minute ho got ouUido Ilia door , ho turned whitu , and jumning tiwird mo , yelled with a curse , "Wo'ro in Georgian Bay again ' ' It was true , I had lost thu reckoning by reason c > f the compass , and what other power I know not , wo had been forced toward the north bcr . Twelve o'clock wino , and the mate tried to turn in , but every time ho reached his door ho twisted iround on his heel and began to pace up and down the dock. Ono o'clock came , and with it came Jack's ghost. I hoard the noise of a boat cutting the water , and there ho was in the black , tossing water , just the same ai before. 0 , how ho did look. Ifohaa it smile of triumph on his face , an' his formseeincd _ to bo covered with something shiny an' white that I could see through. The blood on his laisod fist was moro red than before. The mate was on the lower ilcck. With n hoarse cry ho sprang like .in . animal up to the hurricane , and with his hands over his eyes tried to kick open the door of the toxns. Ho couldn't do it. Dropping his hands , ho turned slowly around and looked at Jack His face was like stone. The form in the water raised its right arm with n'clonchcd list toward the black nky , and opened its mouth as if to speak , then there was nothing but darkness oil the water. 1 lioud the mate fall heavily on the floor of his sUlo-room , but could not le.i\oniy post. Ho came on dock' next morning nervous and sick. The ole man was still drunk. You can just bet I left the Saga- inoro when wo struck Chicago. Oipin' Tippock got sick , and the mate Had to sail her for Buffalo as master. 1 pitied him , but ho was plucky , and bound not to bo beaten by ghosts. Ho steamed out , and tlio old Sagamore was never hoard of more. She was traced into the Georgian Bay. A week biter the papers wore full of the sinking of the propeller Sagamore by a Canadian steamer , which cut her in two from the port aide during n black night on that fearful piece of water. All hands were lost. 1 believe in my inmost soul that poor little Jack wns the cause of it all , and I'll ' leave it to any honest man in the crowd. " The ancient mariner finished his talc , , and with his listeners gazed meditatively at the rod sides of the stove. Then , one utter another they knocked thoashcs from their pipes , stretched themselves with a scries of yawns , and departed of their sleeping places without passing a word of comment on the tale imfoldod by the griz zled veteran. 1'Tit UpmTjIlts Foot. "Sot up In bed nnd coughed till the cloth MB wns wet ttith ] > eralr.ition. | My ulfo instated that I use 3/idMiiK' 7.'c ( < dn'i : Oil. The first tanspuotiful rollovcd mo , and two buttles ha\n cured mo. 1 can honestly recommend It. " K. II. I'erUns , Crook Center , N. Y. IJEECHIOU AND IJ/VNOTRV. / lie lias Never Seen Her , But lie "Would do DO , it ho AVantcd to. llov. Henry Ward Boochor has been moved by _ a newspaper paragraph to ask the question if he has a "double. " A few evenings ago ho was in Boston , but the parapraph made it appear that ho was also at a theatre in Now York , wit nessing a Langtry performance. His { otter on the question of his own identity is amusing. "What shall I do ? " ho ex claims. ' 'Is pome one who looks like Bcechor passing himself off for me ? Can not some one catch him , examine him in theology , make him preach and so detect the rascal ? " This seems n reasonable re quest. In all the world there is only one LSoeohor , so far as theology goes , and if the "bogus" one who is attending thea tres at unreasonable hours can bo caught and examined on the subject , as the genuine Bcckhor suggests , ho might be detected. Mr. Beechor having returned from Boston a reporter questioned him about the report of his having declined an in vitation to see Mrs. Langtry at Niblo's with the tallowing result : "Havoyou never seen Mrs. Langtry on the stage/ / " "No sirj I have not. " "Would you go to see her did the in clination sciro you ? " "Yes , piovidin it wore convenient. " "Then you have no religious scruples in that regard ? " "Why , certainly net. Why should 1 1" "But most of your cloth havef" "Well , I have my own ideas of the proprieties in such matters. If I desired to go 1 shouldn't ask my grandfather , grandmother or any one else about it. " "Do you confess to have any real in terest in theatrical affairs } " "I do I have a literary curiosity to know n hat the highest style of acting moans. " "Do you think that Mrs. Lnngtry is u true exponent of this histrionic idea ? " "Well , now [ laughing ] how can 1 say , having , as I said before , never seen her ? I am told , however , that she has im proved very much in personal charms and us an actress. " "flow often have you attended the theatre ? " "Once in Brooklyn , to see 'Hip Van Winkle , ' and twice in Now York to see _ S.ilvini in 'Othello , ' and Irving in 'Louis XL' I never saw any of the great act- rojsos or pritim donnas , except these whom I saw on the occasions just referr ed to. I expect to visit theatres again , although as you will see , J am not much of a theatro-goor. " It now transpires that Mr. Beochor's preaonco at the play existed only in the fertile imagination of Ned Gil more , the theatric ! manager. This is the way it happened ; Mr. Gilmore yearned for a free advertisement ; so ho sent word to the Trioune Monday night that Mr. Bocclu'r would bo at Niolo's Tuesday evening. To a Tribune reporter who was at the theatre on the latter evening ho said that Mr. lieoohor had been at the performance and enjoyed it , but had gene homo early. The credulous reporter - or believed it , and was gulled. Mr. Gilmore said to-night that ho had mis taken John Wimau for Mr. Boechor , Ho afterward acknowledged that the whole thing was meant for a joke , nnd sejuibd to think it was very funny. The Tribune says of the affair : "Mr. Gilmore appears to wish the public to hink that ho regarded a stupid lie an a joko. The public will probably think -hia real opin ion was that the lie was a good advertise mont. " | Ciuurrli. The remarkable results in a disease so universal and with suh a variety of cliar actcristics ns CaUirrah , prove how effectu ally Hood's Sarsaparilla acting through the blood , reaches every part of the sys tem. A medicine like , anything cue , MM bo fairly judged only by its results. Wo p iut with pride to the glorious rec ord of Hood's Sarsaparilla has entered up on the hearts of thousands of people it nu cuieu 01 Because Arthur refused to occupy his old apartments in the Fifth Avenue hotel in New York this week , a story got out that ho had seen Gai field's ghost there warnini , ' him to beware of something or other. From HyruoiiHC , N. Y. j "I felt wo U aud languid ; had palpitation I of the heart , and numlmefui of tlio llmiw. llur- ] dock JtlooJ Jliltrrt have certainly relieved wo. I They we wont encellent. " > Ir. , T , M. Wright. SKIN HUMOR My b hy montln rdd broke O'lt with tomr tcln I ottklo humor , AH Ikltcrlicltii ; trcn'ml ( l p month * liymyf ind phi Ichn , w nlvcn up to < { ( : lh vnlt'sPpiclflc. nd thcctTrct sa nr U'jlnir M It M "dnonlmn My child eon gttwo I , nil trnC < tftlu iH c < o I * v'ono , Rtid ho It M fat M I > ! R. ' "I. hlrkUnu , Xllnden , Husk Uouuty TO\M , 1 1 live imtTcred lor in ny > vr from nl < non my left" , ctttti TorUr onrnl pimfiil , during \thl < h tlmo I u ed MmiMt ( ivrrv tldiip tn f fTcct a euro , but In M\ln I took Swl tadpcdflohy xhira ol A friend , ninl In a Mutt Him1 WM i tired iiiund And vvoll. Kdvtln J , Miller , HcMimont , Toi. . I liflvr ' 'ion Atlllrtrd vvl'.h S-ruliiK ( or tncht. tear * And hue hid orc * on me ni largo AS A man n riMid for tliAt Innirth ol tlmo , I nut summer I WA vo hid oil that I r mid not cor clothing. I had r | < r 1 1 hun- B.txliol , ln l.m In thorlTort to l.o riiro.1. Init oil tn iiopiir.cfo nnd bail Injured m\iclf nltli Mercury AMI PoUH1 VimrHv\ll ! Sw | < llccimillmn > roii'ptly And purniiiiitiilly. And I hope iveryllKo BUfler.r will tftU It. 11. 1 , . Illpn , takonl , Ark. Our trtntl on lllood and Skin I > l < o. n mailed free tit apt llcantt. TIIK SWIFT Sl'KCIKIO CO , Drawer n. Athntix , tin. N. Y. OHIce , IMW.iJd SU , between Cth and 7tii A\e. The Ufa ol trio term " 8noi SHORT I.lno" In connection nlththi corporate naiuo o ! a great road con v e.n . MI Idea ol tut what B QB IP required by tht traveling pub I I nl ! llc n Hlultt IJno' ulck "tn < I I BV I arid the best nl Accomrnodk * lions-all of which are turn Ishcd by tlio grcatrit railway lu Ameilca. CHICAGO , MILWAUKEE And St. Paul. Hovini and operate * over 4fOO miles ol Northern llllnoln , Wisconsin , Minnesota , lonai Dakota ; and as U innln tinea , branched and oounec lions reach alt the great bushier centres ol th ( Northwest and I'nr\Vc t , It naturally answers tbi dutcriptlon ol Short Line , And Dint llouto between Chicago , Milwaukee , St. Paul nnd Minneapolis. Chicago.Milwaukee , Ki Crottto and Wlnona. Chicago , Milwaukee , Aberdeen and Kllondala Chicago , Milwaukee , Kan Clatro anil ( itllluatcf ( Chicago , Milwaukee , Wauiuui and Merrill. Cldrago , Milwaukee , Itcavcr Dam and Oshkosh. Chicago , Milwaukee , Waukesha And Oconomov\oo Chicago , Milwaukee , .Madison and 1'ralrlodu Chlar Chicago , Milwaukee , Owatommand Fairlhnult. Chicago , llelolt Jancsvl'lo ' and Mineral Point. Chicago , Klgln , Hocklord and Dubuquo. Chicago , Clinton , Hock Island and Cudar Itapldt Chlcngo , Council lllulTs and Omaha. Chicago , Sioux City , .Sioux Kails and Yankton Chicago , Milwaukee , Mitchell and Chamberlain. llock Island , Uiihuquo , Ht , Paul anil Minneapolis Davenport , Calmar , St. Paul nnd Minneapolis. Pullman Sleepers and the Finest Dining Cars In n orld are nm on the main Hues ol the C HIC AC O MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL RAILWAY and every attention Is paid to tmaaougcrii by court ! ous cuiploj ea ot the company. s. A HEnmu , , A. v. n. CARPENTER , ( lent MAntger , Gen'l laas. Agent , J. CLARK , OEO II. HKAKFOUD , . ncn'l Suu't WITE III A.iiil your work is done for nil time to time to come. WE .CHALLENGE . ' The World to produce a more durable material for street pavement than the Sioux Falls Granite. FOH ANY AMOUNT OF -OR MACADAM ! filled promptly. Samples sent nnd estimates given upon application. WM.MoBAIN&CO. . Sioux Fqllfl. Dakota. DR , WHITTIER 617 Si. Charles St. , St , Louis , Mo. REGULAR GRADUATED ! two medical college ! A has been engaged longer In tbe treatment ol CHRONIC , NERVOUS , HKIN AND I1LOOD DlecMH than cither physician In Bt. Louia , as city papers tbow and all old resident * know. Consultation free Invited. When It li Inconvenient to > l lt the dty treatment , medicines can bo vent by mall ur eiprot everywhere. Curable CMO guaranteedwboredou ; exlsta It Is frankly stated. Call or write. Nervous Prostration , Debility , Mental and Fbyslo Vv'oaknejw , Mercurial and other aHuctlons ol Throat Ing , Hklp Aflt'Ctluin , Old Horns and Uloom , Impedl menta to marriage , Hhuutnatlam , 1'llea. Hpedal al tcntlonto oasts from overworked brain. BUROlOAt- L'AHEa receive special attention. Ulsoa e arising trom Imprudence , EIOUBDUS , Indulgences. OS-TJUJDEI. marry.who may not why , ( jxunfi , conivqueuoea and cure. U ll d for tic j ALONG TI1K LINK OF TUB , Chicago , St. . Paul , Minneapolis and OMAHA RAILWAY. The new exteinlon of Ibis line from Walitflcld 1111 thu BEAUTIFUL VALLEY of the LOGAN through Concord and Coltrldgu IleaUitsu th * be t i orllon ol the SUtv , Hiwc a | ex. curnlon r 'o for l nd icekor * o > ir thin Ino t-i Wayiii , Norfolk and Hartlngton , and \la lllalr tu all prluL ! ) > al | io'iitit on thu SIOUX CITY & PACIFIC RAILROAD Irilni o > ir tht 0 . lit. I1. M. * 0 , lUIUw t On , . Ington. hlout vltjroiica , lUitlngtouVaiiu mid Oonxroot nt Forl'itmont,0akdale , Ntllifb , aud through to Vkt tlltlBA tiffot ratei mil all Information ( all ou r I ) Wim.SKV.CH'nerol Agent , Htiaug't Uulldug , Uor. lOtli and l' inaia t-n , Uinaha , Nob. jtffTliktti can bo necurod 1,1 depot , coimr 1Mb and Y < Utcr btireti , ITIIR H'H DEWEY & STONE'S ' , One of the Best and largest Stocks in the United States to select from , 'NO STAIRS TO CLIMB , ELEGANT PASSENGER ELEVATOR , SPECIAL COST SALE OF Upholstery Goods 1 UK KSTATK or .10HX It. ON" Commence the sale of all goods in our line AT C OST. This will present an opportunity never before oflered in Omaha for the purchase of Carpets retail at the New York Wholesale Prices. THE SALE WILL NOT CONTINUE MORE THAN ITBPB " BJ * ' * * ' 'li jS * Ef &S T SS5 TC2V TB | . ( JK Sf JL JcdL JL JEW JL X. JLJf wJc m 9 And those desiring a choice selection should call early , as the [ rush will doubtless he great. DO NOT ASK FOR CREDIT , As owing to the prices , we will sell only for cash. Remember the place , ESTATE OF JOHN B , DETWILER , 1313 Farnam Street , - . - - Omaha , JT1ME TRIED AND FIRE I3gSold with an Absolute Guarantee - tee of being the Perfect Goods of their kind Ever Made. LANGE FOITICK , 318-320 S. 13th St. , near Farnam. Manufactured by tbe Michigan StovoOo. , Detroit and Chicago. J. 0. PKESCOTT N. P. CURTICE. J. 0. PRESCOTT & CO. , "ouT | X7Dplxolo0n.lo rO.otrt.ll I. - * PIANOS & ORGANS ! Music. Musical Instruments of all Descriptions. CHEAPEST m MOST RELIABLE HOUSS . . . Xxa. tlxc * I9tn.vo. CALL AND EXAMINE OUR STOCK OH SEND FOll PRICES. LOUIS BRADFORD , I ETC. : LOW PRICES AND GOOD GRADES. i > ao'"ie elBewhore. Yards , f A F. SOHEUERMANNM D KUJULAU QK11MAN Homeopathic Physician. OP WOXIEN , CH1L1IUE-V &CI1BONIO DISEASES. Ilouri-At lleildcnc * . No. U 3 8. 10th Btrcot , till 10 a , m. . and alter II P. m. Iluurt At olllco , Ka. 103 nd 1058. Klhbt. , Koom T.lroiulO ft. Ui-to8l > . m. H.1J , rboT i > e Worm will bo rmoxxl , without d cv t. la Un > of ( rum X to 8 boui * . John D. Peabody , M. D. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON. OFFICE 1100118. 8 uJ C UOJ liitldHK J7U Doutlti BtrtU DR. ANNA BENSON , is of f omen ! E , VOLKMEYER , THE PIONEER MEAT DEALER OK OMAUA , * nil umoy frUuili are lotlted to meat market. 2618 Gumlng Kt- . where tlicy wlUCnJ. u ol } otet all tta choice cuU lu Btpl , MutUm ami l'i > rk , at Ion cut market priotx.
