THE DALLY BEE-OMAHA , MONDAY , FEBRUARY 11 , 1884.
' Maryland , My Maryland.
Lovely
"My farm lies in a rather low and
miasmatic situation , and
"My wifol"
"Who ? "
"Was a very pratty blondol"
Twenty years ago , become
"Shallowl"
"Uollow-oyodl"
"Withered and aged ! "
Before her time , from
"Malarial vapor * , though she made no
particular complaint , not being of the
crumpy kind , yet caused mo great uneas
iness.
"A short time ago I purchased your
remedy for ono of the children , who had
a very severe attack of biliousness , and
it occurod to mo that the remedy might
hplp my wife , as I found that our little
girl upon recovery had
"Lost ? "
"Her aallownoss , and looked as fresh
, as a now blown daisy. Well thot story is
soon told. My wife to-day hosgainod her
old time beauty with compound inturc.it
and is now as handsome amatron ( if I do
say it mysplQascAn bo found in this coun
ty , which is no ted for pretty women. And
1 have only Hop Bittora to thank for it.
"Tho dear croaturojuatlookodovor my
shoulder and says , I can flatter equal to
the days of our courtship , and that re
minds mo there might bo moro prctly
wives if my brother farmers would do aw
I have done. "
Hoping you may long bo spared to do
good , I thankfully remain ,
Moat truly yours ,
0. L. JAMBS.
BELTHVILLE. Prince George Co. , Md. . \
May 20th , 1883. /
DR. FELIX U : BRUN'1
PREVENTIVE AND CUHH.
"KWR S < JtuJL JL MiuAt
The remedy liclng Injected directly to the sent ol
the dlacaac , requires no cluiiKC ol diet or naiucoua ,
inorcnrl.il or polionoui medicine * to lie Ulion Inter
nally. When Uicil M a jirovcnth o Iiy ilthcr BOX , Ul
Impossible tu contract nyi > rliato dfsciuic ; hut iu the
COM of thoio already unfortunately ( vlllljtecl wo yum-
antco tlncoboxcB to euro , or wo will rclurul tliomon-
cy. rrlcoliy tnnll , jiostiiKe | i IJfi ] icr box or tbroo
boxes ( or f3.
f3.WRITTEN
WRITTEN OUAHANTEES
B3utd by all authorized agcntn.
Br.FelixLe Brun&Co.
sorE rnoi'mnrons.
fC , K. Ooodman , Druggltt , Hole Agent , lor Omaha
Hch. luio-wly
Dn IX O. Wear's Ncnvr. ASD IlnMM THKAT-
UENT , n Btmnvntocd Bnooilic for HyBtcrin , lllizi-
nods. ConvulsioiiB , IfiU , Norvouu NoiinilRin ,
llpadacho , NorratiH Prontrntlon caused bytlmuea
ot alcohol or tobacco , Waknf ulnoEM , Sltmtul Uo-
prcHBlun , BofUninB ol the llrnin rcmiUhicr in in-
flanity nnd loiuling to misery , decay nnd dwith ,
1'romnturo Old ARO , lirurcnnora , Losfl power
in oithur BOX. Involuntary JJOSIPB nnil Hpormnr.
orrhcca caused by ovor-oxertlon of Ilio brain , Bolt.
abueoor OTor-inJulnonco. liich box contiiina
ono month's traitmont , f 1.00 n box , or oiz boxot
furJUBontbymall ( proimidon ruceipt of prlco.
ttUAltAXTRi : IX JIOXEH
To euro eny cneo. With cnoli onlor rocoivcxl byn
for cix biues. iircompanivU with $5.O , wo mil
send the purcunetV our written ifunrnnloo to rot -
t and the money if tlio trmtinoutdooouotouocl
a euro. GtmruutooH isEiicdoalyby
0. t' , OOODJfAN ; Sola Agunt , Omaha , Neb.
PJpogmolElnglstuore&ltoDtof atobnoco.
It is the regal way or tmoklnff. You got
rnoro dlrecUy at Uio flavor and framracco.
You taka the sraoko cooler , and tlio toala
cloaallor and ufcr. llpo lanollng Is
Emolclntr reduced to a itao ut.
Tlio moro the question of adulterated
tobacco forces Iteelt on the attention of
emoken , the moro Ccclrtblo It bocomcs
to know prodecly what you are mnoVluK.
InBlackweU'iDullUurliam Hmoilnt ? To
bacco you hsvo a nimrantco.
always , that It ia Naturo'B
ovrnunadulteratodrroduct
Itu frwrorjcc , flaror , and
unBurpaasodauallty.arodo.
rlvod from tlio neil and lr.
Try It , and you will bo > a I.
< < /f / ' . Keno ifonulno with ,
out trada-m&rk ot the Dull.
All luccrufnl Fishermen Mid flporta.
men emoko IJUckweU'H Dull Durham
Gmokliig Tobacco , uid Uwy enjoy It.
Stove Repair Works ,
109 South 14th St.
luniUhhiK culhiKl and repair
to oi ut all nesartptlon , wocxl itovoi , changed l (
burn coal , grater , BrcLock , dampen , to. coiibUntly ;
en hand. Try ono ol our etovo f IK [ ) nlu.h on ant
lothua dryer. miw
OOLD HEDAI , PAEIB , 1870
BAKER'S
Warranted absolutely jtur
Cocon , from which the PXVOM o
Oilluubeenmnou'J. HIiaiMN
tltntt the iltcnglh of Cocoa mUi
with Btnrcj , Arrowroot or riuirai
and U thervforo fur moro ocouum
cal , It U dclldoui , nourUhlni
itrrnsthcnluK , canlly illjCMU'd , an
ud'uilralilndiiitvd fur Invulidi i
well a * fur pcroni la health.
Bold Orofcri eterjwlicr
ff. BAKER & CO. . Dorciicstera Has ;
Imported Beei
*
IN BOTTLES.
Krlauger , Bararic
Culmbachor , . .Bavarit
Pilsner Boheniiau
Kaiser. . . . , Bremen
DOMESTIC.
Budweiser. f , . . . , . , St , Louis
Anhauser , St. Louis
Bess Milwaukee
8chlitz-Pil8ner .Milwaukee
Krue'i } . . . .Omaha
Ale , Porter. D m Bticand Rhm
'
Wine. ED. MAUHEH ,
lfn I Farnara.
UTAH-LIZIHG THE "COLONEL. "
Impressions of a Brief Visit to tbe
Yonng Kingdom of Taylor ,
Ilio Ooni of IIio Mountains Dliiinicil
by Doubling Up Local Notcw
from Fairllcld , Nol ) .
Correspondence of Tin Dm.
FAIRFIEM ) , Nob. , February 8. Your
correspondent returned yesterday from a
business trip to Salt Lnko City , and would
have given your readers a deaeriptivo letter -
tor of that beautiful city situated , as it is ,
in ono of the most picturesque parts of
America , had time permitted. During
my stay there the weather wan grand ,
mid a very enthusiastic resident informed
mo that they have inoro pleasant days in
the year , than any other plnco in the
United States southern California alone
oxcoptcd. The nconory about Salt Lake
City ia Biiblimn mid must bo aeon to bo
appreciated. The territory is a natural
sanitarium. Salt Lake in particular , with
its many islands , pebbled shores , from
which the mountains riao , with clomo-liko
peaks ; the procopitous cliffs and beautiful
valleys are the delight of the artist and
tourist. The majority of the citizens of
Salt Lake City are n hard working and
peaceable class , but they love and cherish
something else moro than they do their
country they give to ono man as the
head of a creed , the allegiance which
should bo given to their country. This
is what closes the door of statehood
against Utah and drives men who would
live there away. Except for this , long
before now Utah would have boon a very
gem of the mountains.
During our sojourn there wo niiulo our
homo with Mr. J. II. Van Horn , of the
Walker House. The Walker House ia a
commodious building ) containing about
100 rooms , neatly aim tastefully furnish
ed throughout , and in situated on Main
struct in the heart of the business portion
of the city.
Mr. Van Horn is a young man with
largo hotel experience , alive to the wants
of his guests , and makes the AValkor
houeo-all that travelers could dosiro.
The Pairflcld public schools , under the
able piincipalahip of . S. Dotwilor and
hia.ofliciont assistants , are in a flourish
ing condition. The total number of
pupils enrolled is 100 ; average daily at
tendance , 145. Wo have a magnilicont
school building , costing over $5,000 ,
which is ono of the finest in the stato.
Ilov. 0. W. Merrill , of Lincoln , is
preaching in this vicinity. Saturday
evening ho preached in the congrega
tional church , this city.
0. B. Qracoy arrived from Cheyenne ,
Monday , to make his family a visit. IIo
contemplates moving to Choyonuo in the
spring. '
Land is still on a boom , and it is a cold
day vrhon some good farm don't pass oil
to iv purchaser for higher figures than it
was known to bo worth before. As March
approaches , manyaro enquiring for farms ,
and much moving will BOOH bo the order
of the day.
The leap year party Riven by the ladies
of the congregational church in Hooper's
hall last week was a decided ouccoaa. The
total receipts amounted to SCO. Ilov. 0.
W. Merrill , of Lincoln , will dedicate anew
now Congregational church Sunday , the
10th inst , at Spring llanoh , this county.
Building is very active at present a
forecast of what may bo expected when
the building season fully seta in. Houses
are always in demand , but those Ire only
building who intend to occupy the houses
themselves. Newcomers coming hero
can find no empty houses , and in consequence -
quonco have to go to work and build.
Capitalists would find Nebraska a rich
field for investment in thin respect and
wo wonder moro of them do not coma to
iur fast growing ntato.
J. II. Conrad has boon in Iowa the
at ton days buying a car load of horses.
Ho succeed in purchasing some good
ines , which will arrive next week.
Farmers are getting very anxious about
orn for seed , and some of thorn have
.Iroady . laid in n supply at 81.00 per
ushof.
A uon was horn to Mr. and Mrs. S. J.
Vuthony on Monday.
A. A. llimdall , our next county super-
ntondont of public instruction , is prov
ng himself to bo the right man in the
ight place ulivo to our educational in-
or 03 U , courteous amt is vrell liked
.hroughout the country. Ho is doing
; oed work in his now Hold of labor and
iias the best wishes of his many friends
as well as those of COLONEL JAMES ,
- - r gBBa "
Latter Fro m a. "Well-Known Now Vorlt
Auctioned- .
110 & 118 EAST MTH SriincT ,
NEW YOUK , May 18th , 1883.f
I have boon troubled with an Irritation -
tion of the Throat and a Cough for some
time. I am alas a martyr to Dyspepsia ,
By the adviao of a very learned physfciai
I applied two ALLCOGK'H Poiioos PLAH
TEIIS to my chest , and ono on the pit ol
my stomach. In three days my Couul
was cured and my Throat was well. ]
have now worn the Plasters two weeks
and my appetite and digestion hayi
much improved. I am confident that ii
another week my Dysponsio will bo entirely
tiroly removed. I have never used si
pleasant and ayrccaMe a remedy in m ;
life. THOS. MATHKWS.
"Allcock's" is the only ponuino Porou
Plaster ; nil other so-called Porous Plaa
tors nto imitations.
It Wat * 1'iiHt
from the Detroit 1'ree Trail ,
There was a suit before a justice of th
peace the the day , in which a citizen o
of the suburbs attempted to nmko ou
that ho had been swindled in a horn
trade. The defendant had warrantci
the horse "reasonably sound for a boas
of his ago , " and the ago was given at li
years.
"Din you give the animal's ago at 181
was asked of the defendant.
"I uavo it as about 18. "
"What did you moan by reasonably
sound for his ago ? "
"I meant that ho had ono log on whiol
there were no ringbones or spavins , am
ho could BOO pretty well out of om
eyo. "
"How old do you believe the horse ti
bo ? "
"Not ever 10 , but I'll leave tliat to hi
honor and the jury , "
It was agreed to odjourn to the allo ;
anil inspect the boast. They found tin
beast loaning up against the wall , huai
down and eyes full of tears , and his hone
nut the ago down at 21. Each cf tin
jurymen had a look at the horso'i
teeth and eyes and foot , and the ;
were firm in their figures , which rangoi
from 12 to 45 years of oge. When th
sounscl for the plaintiff discovered this
10 said :
"Your honor , I dcsiro to withdraw
'rom record everything rotating to the
iorso' ago. "
"Why ? "
"Because , when a man like your honor
iin't toll whether a horse is fifteen or a
ntndrod years old , and a jury of intolli-
ont citizens can't distinguish a ringbono
rom n spavin , the defendant can't bo
jlamcd for throwing in a sere back and
) oll-ovil free gralisl"
"Very well , sir. "
"And wo rest our caao solely upon the
act that wo were drunk when wo made
ho trade , and that the defendant know
t and took advantage of us. "
The jury found for the defendant , of
nurso. "
Pnlfioncd ivllli Potash and Mercury
In the tale of n largo percentage of hick poo-
ilo In the world ; nucli a largo number , In fact ,
hat It li hnrtl to toll wliothnr there are not
as many victims to thin mineral poisoning M
o ( llKonxcn of Ilio blood nnd skin ,
"I took notrnli , " mid ono , "and whllo It
lartlnlly dried u | > the eruption temporarily ,
t CMHO new drying my vitality for nil tlmo.
t drove the liiftcaio in in > Ryatom , only to
jro.il : nut ogaln on Bomo other part of my
> oJv. "
T such Swift's Specific U the remedy
vlilcli Ii worth moro than nil the world bo-
Idea , It drives out the poison of tlio blood
nlut , ollmlnatoi ) thin mineral poison , and
mtldfl up the general health ,
Ilo Hiiro to got the genuine , nnd send for
mattes on Blood and Hkln Dljcaios , froo.
THE SWIFT Si'Kcino Co. , Drawer a , Atlan
ta , Oa.
1'IIEOOOIOUS PUTS.
V Oat Marvel Poetry ly a Parrot
Anllc.s oriMlrtliful Monkeys.
few York Journal.
A little boy in this city owns a Maltese
at that can open the kitchen door by
toolf. The door shuts with an old-fash-
onod latch , and that cat jumps on the
able , puts out its paw , and lifts the
atch. Thpn she jumps down and opens
ho door with her nose. The same cat
mod to live in the country and slept in
ho dairy , never touching a bit of the
milk or croam.
A gentleman in Brooklyn owns a par-
ot who can say the alphabet backwards
ind bless himself. This same parrot ii
end of milk punch and liko.1 to play go
ng on asproo. iiorocitea"IIohonlindon , "
fith a verso from ' 'Mother Qooso" in
jotwcon every stanza.
An old woman living near Greenwood
comotrjr owns an old white geese who
ivory night after all the fowls are asleep
walks across to the cometry and remains
.hero . until midnight. She then comes
jack , making a straight line for the
louse , flaps her wings three times and
joes to bed. The old woman has always
) onn afraid to follow her and is afraid to
kill her.
An old maid , living on Twpnty-sixth-
t.who believes in the Darwinian theory ,
ms three pot monkeys that she lias
.rained to act like-human beings. They
valk on their hind legs with the aid of a
cane. Two of them are dressed like men
and the other like a young lady. They
each have a bedroom and oat at the table
with forks and knives. Their owner
.hinka she can civilize them and believes
.hoy have souls. She has family prayers
every evening , utwhich they are
irosont.
A litto black Spits dog , owned by a
'ontlomnn in this city , can smoke n cigar ,
nix any kind of a drink to order and
ilay a fair game of dominooa. Ho was
Tamed in a Texas inn.
Compare the dose and quantity of Hood's
Sarsaparilla and you have conclusive proof
> f its superior strength and cheapness.
Try it.
Coins of Thought ,
The truly great man is ho who doea not
ooso his child heart. [ Moncius , Chi
nese.
nese.To
To indulge a consciousness of goodness
s the way to loose it. [ Sacred oook of
ho Chinese.
To enjoy the benefits of Providence is
visdom ; to enable no to an joy them ia
irturo. [ Persian.
God is glad when any ono honors father
md mother and grandmother worn down
by ago. [ Plato.
I am a man , and nothing that concerns
miiiaii beings is indifferent to mo. [ Terrence -
ronco , Roman , 101 B. 0.
Of friends , hpwoyor humble , scorn not
ono ; small service is true service whila it
"asto. [ William Wordsworth.
They who remember the benefits be
stowed by parents are too grateful to remember -
member their faults. [ Chinese.
Nature made us just , that wo might
share our goods with each other , and sup
ply each other's wants. [ Cicero.
The liberal man who cats and bestows
is better than the pious man who fasts
and hoards. [ Persian , 1175 A. 0.
Among these who live for future hap
piness ho is greatest who lives well in his
own household. [ Manu , Hindoo.
Ono ought to forgot ut once what ho
has given , and the other ought never to
forgot what ho has received. [ Seneca.
The most popular ncrvlno tonic in the
world is Dr. Richmond's Samaritan
Wervtnc. $1.50.
"Fits rendered my daughter deaf ,
dumb and paralyzed , Samaritan JVcr-
vine cured her. Potpr Ross , Spring-
water , Wis. At Druggists.
Tlio Fate ofulaiuky Man.
New York World.
"I'm in luokl" exclaimed a rathoi
"loud" young man ashoatnppod up to an
old gentleman in Brooklyn , near the
bridge , yesterday. "I just picked it up , "
ho said. "Why it isn't a pocket-book ; I
thought it was though.1
The farmer's attention had boon at
tracted.
' It's a a a pair of kida , " said the
lucky man as ho uurolledtwoglovoa"au ( ]
I'll bo hanged if , there isn't a ring in tliii
linger , " and ho hold up the left-hand
glove to remove it.
"I guess it is a ring , " ejaculated tin
old man as the glove was being turned
wrong side out ,
"Certain ; and you're in luck , too , TOJ
friend , " said the young clm > , as he pullet
out an exceedingly heavy plain gold ring
"You were along with mo when I founc
'em , and I'll do the square thing. Wo'l
go halves on it. "
"I'll take it , " said the old farmer , am
ho placed the ring and the gloros in hi
breeches pocket. "I'm kinder short o
money just at the present time , but conic
down hero and I'll ' borrow it from in ;
son-in-law , "
But how much have you gotwitl
you now ? " asked the sharper , unoasi
ly.
ly."Oh mind that. son-in-lay
"Oh , noTur . My - -
U a sergeant down at the lockup , nut
hu'll lend mo the full amount , " ropliei
tlio fanner.
The luoky man disappeared ,
A XBIlUIIUjW 11IDI3.
Dcsorlpllon of Kd , Slicnr-
cr'R Trl } > on a Knit.
Vicksuurg Herald , January 22.
Yesterday morning liopo was revived
n the breast of this community that Sim
Joates , the engineer of the ill-fated loco-
hotivo that fell through the Bayou
ierro bridge , might still bo alive , but an
' , ho day were on to night the last spark
) f what might bo termed liopo vras lost
md Coatcs was given up for dead. Sun
day evening a negro man reached Port
Gibson and spread what proved to bo au
mfoundod and cruel rururr that
Mr. Ooatcs had bscn found by a
while woman on n annd bar in the Mis
sissippi river in an almost dying
condition. Capt. Bollingor , the conduct
or of the train , immediately dispatched
non in skiffs to the sand bar mentioned
> y the negro man , to ooo if Ilia atory waa
.ruo , anil telegraphed the information ho
mil received to this city. The news
spread like wildfire , but toward noon
word came ever the wires that the skilla
lad returned to Port Gibson without
inding any tracoa of the missing ongi-
loer. It was then nnd only then that
.ho officials of the Louisville , Now Or-
cans & Toxis railroad gave up hope and
abandoned their efforts to find the man
vho had so faithfully nerved them dur-
ng the time ho was in their employ.
Mr. Ed. Shearer , who waa on the on-
ino at the time It fell through the
iridSo , reached this city Sunday oven-
ng , and gave the following thrilling ac
count of tlio accident to a lie raid re
porter :
"Wo loft Vicksburg Friday evening ,
ind everything wont aa usual until wo
itruck the bridge. The train was slowed
in , and was running only about five
miles nn hour when the engine struck the
tior. I was in the cab at tlio time stand-
, ; with my back to the boilor-hcad ,
vhon suddenly , and without a moment's
earning , the engine crushed through the
> ridge , and wo were plunged into the
valor. At first I thought it was all tip
vith mo , but the cab had boon knocked
) lf by what I think must have boon a
> ridge timber , and I arose to the surface
Jtor having boon , what accmcd to mo an
igo , under water. When I got my head
nit of the water I saw Coatca clinging to
i log about thirty or forty yards from mo.
! then scrambled on top of some
'imbor , and waa awiftly carried down
tream and out of sight of the bridge.
3oatoa was in sight of mo all
ho .way down the bayou , to the place
vhoro I loft my raft and awam aahoro.
. ' talked to him and told , him to got on
.op of his log , but ho said ho could not.
I then asked him if ho was hurt and ho
aaid "no , but I cannot awim. " I told
am that 1 was hurt and could not help
! iim. Soon after getting on my raft a
negro boy about 12 or 1-1 years of ago
swam to it , and I helped him on it. Ilo
and I then floated down the bayou until
wo saw a chance to jump off and awini
ishoro. The last worda Coates said to mo
joforo 1 loft my raft were , "Ed , I BOO a
; oed wiclo plank , muat 1 got on it ? " 1
laid " 1'os , for God'a pake got on it if you
can and paddle it to the ahort. " After
reaching the bank I found that the un-
dorbush waa too- thick to admit of my
following the atream to render Coatoa
assistance , so I gave it up and atarto'd
; o Port Gibson. Aflor waiding through
water and briara for about a milo I
came to an old field and found a negro
cabin. The negro boy who was with mo
on the raft atopped at the house , and I ,
with one of the negroca who lived there
as a guido , started for Port Gibsonwhich
; > lace I reached after having boon lost in
icano-brako for several hours. Before
leaving the hut I told tbo negro man I
would guarantee him 8100 if ho would
rescue Gates. Ilo started for his skiff ,
and I have not scon or heard of him
since. I have boon in many railroad ac-
cidonto during my railroad career , but I
tiavo never bnforo had such a narrow escape -
capo as the ono I experienced last Fri
day. "
Beside being a 'little used up , Mr.
Shearer waa over his injuries yesterday.
Mr. Shearer saya that Mr. Bollingor did
everything possible to rescue himself and
3oates , and that the good people of Port
Gibson were kindness itself. Nothing
jthor than what was done could have
jcon thought of by any ono to save the
men who were in the wreck.
Unless you use I'ozzoni'n medicated com-
iloxiou ponder , which icstoros freshness to
, ho skin , and imparts a durable HofLno .i
equalled by nemo other.
] [ 'XwlBtcU Her Tall.
Now York Tribune.
It was n cow , with mild brown eyes ,
auburn ban s , ttnd n tail with a loose lock
m the end , that nwitched the nir and
mocked imaginary Hies into the hereafter
with u snap. She was being led down
West atroot , near the Cortlnndt street
iorry , by a ferocious-looking Jersey man ,
whoso complexion , owing to the cold
weather and hot whisk } ' , was red as n
meteoric sunset. Suddenly , with what
wao apparently unnecessary cruelty , the
Jcrsoyman struckpio cow across the flank
with a club , swung his arms ever his
icad , danced n maddening Uoublo-shufllo
in the atroot , and sat down with strange
rnpMity upon n car rail. The cow looked
ever her shoulder approvingly , nnd
stood in her tracks. The Jorsnyman arose
From the impression ho had made upon
thu ice , smoothed his coat tails caress
ingly , and started townrd the cow. Ilo
rapped her once , spat on his hands ,
rapped her twiceput his shoulder against
lior side all to move her out of the track
of U > o draya but to no avail. A crowd
assembled. Tlio Jorsoyman got lota of
sympathy but no assistance. Ono man
suggested that she had frozen fast ;
another that oho was undecided about
the policy of the now board of aldermen ;
a tliird that sjio was ono of II. O. T.'s
unbalanced bids nnd was afraid of Jer
sey justico. The owner wont a few yards
ahead , grinned a ghastly grin , and shak
ing his club behind him iu a suppressed
fury , pleaded iu porsuosivo tones :
"Come , Mooly como Mooly Mooly. "
But Mooly saw the club.
At last from the crowd stopped a lank
and unshaven specimen of a 'Jpugahoro-
man. Ho was gifted with a wisdom bo-
yondhis kind. Ho drew the owner of
the cow aaido , aud whispered in his oar :
"Twist her tail- " The Jerooynian shook
his head. Then , as though bidding for
the support of the multitude , the 'long
shoreman raised hia'aim and , making a
sweeping gesture , exclaimed :
' . 'Gents , I says twist her tail. "
"Twist it yerfelf , " was the answer.
A glance of s < jorn upon the crowd , and
the 'lougehoronmi bared his brawny arm
and stepped un | o the cow. Ilo took the
love-lock iu hi hand ; run his fingers
through it , nud , clinched them , grasped
the middle of tie tail with his left hand ,
and tried to ii } a knot. Au agonizing
siltmco , which nus brok n by a groan and
dottrd with a bjoad-brimmed hut , a pair
of Buspendora , otid the arms and legs of
a 'lonjjshoromaij doing calisthenics in the
frosty air , Thq battered remains o [ the
'longshoreman ere carried away inutter-
ing blnsphfmy , The cowoftec elie had
replaced her hind hoof on the ground
was led on to the ferry by the Jersoyman ,
who observed ni ho paid his fare :
"Takes moro'n a Yorker to loam mo
lessons. "
Ilorsfonl'H Acid 1'linsplinto
Admirable Results in Fever.
Dr. J. J , RYAN , St. Louis , Mo. nays ;
"I invariably prescribe it in fevers ; also
in convnlosccnsos from wasting and do-
bilntmg diseases , with admirable results.
I also lind it n tonic to an enfeebled con
dition of the genital organs. "
ItlltATjFVS' NI3W TJIEA.THI2.
The Magnificent Tcmplo for Kpcct.io-
ttlnr IMnj'H which Is Hoou to
Adorn Now York.
Ono of the Kiralfy brothers , speaking
of their now theatre in Now York said :
' Our now house , Kirnlfy's Theatre ,
will bo built on Fourth-nvo. , between
Eighteenth and Nineteenth eta. The
front will bo of stone , of rciuissanco design -
sign and exceedingly ornamental. Wo
ahnll devote our theatre principally to
spectacular nnd scomo melodramatic pro
ductions. The lower lloor is expected to
liold about 800 people , the balcony GOO
nnd the gallery about 1,200 , making alto
gether seating capacity for 2,000 , not
counting the boxes. The depth of the
atago will bo eoventy-four feet , or twen
ty-four feet , or twenty-four feet deeper
than Niblo's Garden , nnd in case of
emergency wo can use twenty additional
foot in the rear. The width of the aiago
will bo sovonty-oight foot , the height
85 feet , and the space under the otago
twenty-four feet. Wo have leased the
ground for the term of forty-two years ,
with the privilege of renewal for twenty-
ono years longer. The columns support
ing the galleries and stngp will bo con
structed of iron. Gas will not bo used
under any circumstances , as wo have
made nrrangemonta to supply the house ,
footlights and nil , with the incandescent
electric light. The theatre will cost
$225,000 , and will bo opened September
15 next , with the latest Parisian spectac
ular success , 'Sioba , ' now being produced
at the Eden Theatre , Paris.
Angostura Hitters are endorsed by all
the leading physicians nud chemists , for their
purity and wliolesomenoss. Uownro of coun
terfeits , nnd nsk your grocer or druggist or
the genuine article , [ iropared by Dr. d. G. B.
Sons.
Facts About the Flyers.
The Duke of Hamilton's stables in
clude fifty race horses , of which twenty-
two are two-year-olds. Lord llosnbory
has twenty-two racers. In Franco Duke
do Castries hna forty-nine head , Count
do Quigno and d'Arcnborg forty-seven
and Baron G. do Rothschild thirty-eight.
Mr. P. Lorillard'a two horses , Mnssa-
soit and Victrix , were aold at Taltorsall's ,
in London , for § 105 npicco , while Nito-
cris brought only § 85 , a price at which
they could nlfoid to put him on an ash
cart.
cart.Lord
Lord Falmouth waa ono of the most
successful horsemen on the English turf.
lie twice won the Derby , the Queen'a
\raso , the Great Yorkshire Stakes , the
Criterion Stakes and the Jockey Club
Cup. Ho won the Cloarwell stakes nine
times. Ho was four times the winner of
the 1,000 Guineas , the Gaks , the Chca-
terfield Stakes , and the Richmond Stakes.
Ho carried off the 2,000 Guineas , the
Prince of Wales Stakes , the Champagne
Stakes , the St. Logor Stakes and the
Dowhurst Plato three times. The Great
Challenge Stakes , the Woodcoto Stakes ,
the Champion Stakes and many others
hung at his bolt.
It is said that Mr. Fred. Gobhard paid
$12,000 for Eolito , Eolo'a three-year-old
brother , which ho recently bought at the
Ellorslio farm in Virginia.
Racing at Saratoga Springs began in
18U4 , when the moot lasted four days
nnd S8.850 were given in premiums. In
1870 there was twelve daya' racing , and
§ 30,725 waa divided among winners in
thirty-six races. In 1880 142 races came
off in thirty-four days , and the stakes
were $91,000. The villnpro had its great
est racing summer in 1882 , when there
were forty daya of racing , 142 "events , "
and the purses amounted to $113,000. In
twenty ycara there have been 038 daya'
racing , 1,25G races an-1 51,093,408 in
stakes.
Mr. S. G. Barnard , of Bloomfield ,
Conn. , has a horse thirty-night year old.
Ho has ploughed with him for the past
twenty years. The animal can go at i
thrco-minuto gait with n 2,200-pound
load.
load.Maud
Maud S. , Jny-Eyo-Soe , Trinket , Phal-
las , Lucille , Golddiist , Director , Lady
Thorno and thirty other great trotters ,
with a record of 2:20 : and better , were
bred in Kentucky.
An Undoubted Blessing.
About thirty yearn IIRO , n prominent Phy-
slcinn by the name of Ir William Hull ilia-
covered , or produced after long oxporiiuont.il
rceoarcli , a remedy for diseases of the throat ,
chest mid limps , which waa of such wonderful
otlicncy that it noon gained a wide reputation
iu tliin country. Tlianamo of the medicine is
mi. WAI. HALL'S BALSAM 1'OU THE
LUNGS , and may bo safuly rolled on < w a
Hpcody and positive cure for coughs , colds ,
sore throat. &c. Sold by nil Druggist' ) .
Darno'B Catiirrh Siuill' .
Uhh well known remedy tor Catarrh fitill
maintains its well earned popularity. K. A ,
Savage , of Geneva , Kansas writea March 4 ,
1830. I have used DUHIO'H Cutarrh Snulf ,
nud it is the only thing that does 1110 nuy good.
It always nlfccts ; v cure. " Sold by druggists
everywhere.
Townsly'a Toothache Anodyne curca iu-
stnutly. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
'XI 10 Civil Sorvloo Iiaw lilitoly TO
Stand ,
Nouark Advertiser [ Itoji. ]
The democrats , seeking oflico and recognizing -
cognizing ofliot ) as the great isauo of the
campaign , will readily sou that tlio civil
service act is the stone wall in front of
corn-field. it bu-
the - They must repeal -
forp they can get their oavoted position.
This congress will not repeal it or modify
it. With our largo ospuriunco in demo
cratic blunders us an element of republi
can success , wo iiro not yet convinced
that the democratic liousa will take any
long steps in that dangerous direction
and avow themselves against a l.w which
wrongs no man and promotes peace in all
communities. The pivotal idea of thai
law is to lot well enough alono. The law
will stand the racket and will bo in foicti
when the next president comes in ,
Babys Warning.
When Vftby hi ! t > iln t Jcul
Mothot Iu a fr ! nt. lather In u pll
Whim woriiu do mta , baby mutt cry ,
1 ( favor 8tt * tu , Uxby nuy pie.
It rjoupy p luj kill Leonora ,
111 tint IIUUM tlicto' * uo UAaTollI A ,
Fur mothw < varu without delay ,
CA&TU1UA cur03by nU'it ' ami d y
Hmv the Church Will Get $75 ,
Sargeut County lDik.J Iteui.
Lisbon merchants have struck a now
scheme for helping the church. Three
of thorn "aworo oil'1 smoking on Now
Year's and will forfeit 825 each to the
church upon again indulging iu the weed.
Has the Largest Stookiia Qmalia
Lowest Prioos.
f
Purchasers should nvnil themselves of the opportunity now offered to
huy at Low Prices by taking advantage o the great inducements ? ot out
by
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Tills U ono ct the best lots ol Tolled Cattle ever offered at public sale In the wojt , having boon selected
out of 800 head Imported by us durlnr itho past season ;
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OMAHA.
'BURLINGTON ' ROUTE"
( Chicago , Burlington & Quincy Railroad. )
GOING EAST AND WEST. GOKiC NORTH AMD SOUTH.
Elepant tny ) Coaches , Parlor Cars , with Tteol.il Soliil Train1) of Elegant Daj Coichei and IiiI- ) (
nK Cnalra ( scats free ) , Smokln-r Cars , with Ko- mim 1'aUco Slrepins Cars mrfrunOnlly to nin > e
rolrlng Chairs. IiUlman P.V.ico Sleeping Cars and from St Louis , via Ilunnibal , Oulnvy , KeokukJ
.ho famous G. Ji. & Q. Dining Cars run daily to and Hnrllngton. Cedar llapidsnnd Albert Loa to St ,
Paul -Minneapolis : I'arlorCarswith Hecllnlv
Chairs to and fromSt LcuU aud 1'oorlnnnd'
nnd from St Louis nnd Ottumwa. Oiily ou.
, w'ceh Chlcoco , I.laeoln & Denver. ThrouRh cars chance of cars between 8t , Ix > uls nnu V :
xHvcen Indhinapolis & Council Bluffs \i& j'uoria. JMoIr.os , lowa , Liucoin , ncomEiua , audDenvC.
All connucllons madu In Union I > crota. U is Colorado.
known as the irrcatTHUOUGJI CAH LXNK. It is universally1 a zultie < 3 tu be th
Rnoot Equipped Railroad In thf > IVorld for ail Clruisoa o ? Travel.
T. J. VOTi'BIt.Sd Vlco-XTfo'tanrtOen'i ManViaor. fKUCK'/XJi rOW ! .7 , ( Jan. I.1J * . Ac'i ; . CJ
THE CHEAPEST PLAGE IN OMAHA TO BUY
QF
At the Wholesale and Rotnil Jeweiry Store of
Holiday Goods in in great abundance nnd an Elegant line of Ladies
aud Gents' Gold WatuhuH aud beautiful stouk o Solid ipilver Ware
Diamoiuls , Jewelry nnd Spectacles. We would call special attention
o the best aud most
RELIABLE EAILEOAB WATGH
Eve placed on the Market , namely , the celebrated Quick Traijt , Colura
bus , Ohio , Watch. It is superior to all others.
_ _ 4Vf " C > ' ' < kX.a. .JU. n n . - f t Jf ,
We have the Agency tor tlio above renowned rmiio , which is second
o none. Also the Iiiudeman & Sou's Pianos , and have also the famous
Hardman Piano on sale. Wo also carry full lines o best Organs and
Sheet Music. _ Wo warrant oiu goods the best in the market. An inspec-
tiouwill convince the most skeptical.
'OUR TWO STORES
Are located as below :
Jewelry Store , Corner 15th and Dodge , opposite Postoffice. Piano
Wareroomand Music Parlor , Crounse's Block , 10th street near Capitol
Avenue. ,
Please call and inspect our goods at both of our stores. Pianos and
Organs sold on monthly payments.
EDHOLM & SRICKSON ,
THE JEWELEKy ,
Suoth-east Corner Dodge , aud Itith , none Capitol Aveuua. OmnHa.