Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, February 08, 1884, Page 2, Image 2
.2 THE DAILY BEE -OMA.ilA AY , FEBRUARY 8 , 1884. 'Tho Proaclio'r'a Qulot Habits ; } Sedentary nnd studious men some times become prostrated before they know it Thosc who spend nnicli time in close mental work nnd neg lect to take enough exercise often find their stomachs unable to do the work of digestion. The liver be comes torpid. Tlie bowels act ir regularly. The * brain refuses to serve as it'oncc did. Their preaching becomes n failure , nnd there is n Uatc of general misery. ' * So many minis ters have been restored to health by the use of Brown's Iron Bitters that clergy generally arc speaking to their friends of this medicine ns the very best tonic and restorer they know of. It restores thin and watery blood to its proper condition by toning - ing it upt with the purest nnd most invigorating preparation of iron that science has ever made. It is picas- ant to take , nnd nets immediately ivith. the happiest results , not only on the parsons , but on other folks a3 well. Mpo Bmoldmrlatharciltaitof atobaoeo. It In the rcffti way of rmoklnir. Von irct moro dlrecUy t Uio flavor anil t rairranco. You lake Uio > moko cooler , and Uio tonlo cleanlier and Rafor. m > o etuoklrff ii smoking reduced to a flno art. The taore Uio auction of adulterated tobacco forces Itself on the attention of mnokcra , the moro desirable 1 ( becomes to know precisely what you are emoklnir , In Blackwcll's Dull Durham Bmoklnjr To bacco you hart a irnaranteo , i alwayii , that It Is Nature's 4 ovmunadulCoratodproduct. _ _ fa. Its fragrance , flavor , and ) * - ri\ed from the EOll and air. Try U. and you will bo M < ttflvl. Nona pcnulno with. out trade-mark of the Bull. All ruoccMfnl Fishermen and BporU. men nmoko IJlackwrtrii Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco , * nd Uicy cnjojr It. DR. FELIX Lb. BRUIT ? PREVENTIVE AND OUKK. FOR EITHER SEX , The remedy being Injected directly to the Beat ol tha dlscano , require * no cluuico of diet or nnu cou mercurial or poisonous medicine * to bo taken Inter nally. When uied as a preventive by cither tot , Itli Impossible t j contract uny jirlvato disease ; but tn thi coso of the o already unfor.rtnately allllcted wo Ruar nnteo thi eo boxes to euro , or wo will refund the mon m ey. 1'rlco by mail , postage paltli per box or tlirei boxes for $5. $5.WRITTEN WRITTEN OUAIlANTnES ( sued by all authorized agents. Dr.FelixLeBrun&Co. " SOLE rnoruinTona PC , P. Goodman , nruggltt , Sole Agent , for Omahl Neb. m&o-wly Health is WjalJ & * x4 Dn 12. 0. WEsr'H KBIIVB AND HHAIK TnEAT. tiENT , a Bunrnntood epocllla for HjBtcrin , litxl < ness. CoiivHlaiono , Vila , Nervous NouralRla , lleadaoho , Norvons Prostrntum caunccl by the use of alcohol ortobncoo , Wnki'fulnoBB , Jlontul IJo- prcssion , Boftoning ot the Jiraln rceultinBinin1 nanity nnd loiuluiK to misery , ocwiy mul uentli lroranturo Old ARO , Diirrcnnuao , LOBB ; > r powoi in cither BOX. Involuntary Ixisaca nnd Bpormiifc orrhccn cauecd byovor-oxortluu oj thobrnin.Boir. nbueoor ovor-lndulnonco. Knch box conuiinf ono month's treatment. $1.00 a boxer BIX boxoi for $3 0 , sent by mail propaldon rocolptofprlco AVE GVAItAXTKK HI3C JIOXKH To euro nny cnso. Witli cnoli or.lor rccolvod by ni lor BIX boxoe , uccompaninl with $5.01. ' , wo vf L Bond the jmrcliasor our wrltlon gunrnntwo to ro fond the raonry if the trratmontilooauotoflocl uouro. Uuaruntoaa ioenudouUrby C. P , GOODMAN ; Solo Agent , Omaha , Nob. IMPROVED SOFT ELASTIC SECTION s vrnrnintixl to wear loncer , n lin form mntcr , nml ( tlvo IK.U ! tMltlactlon than nny other Conf In thn markct.or rrlco paid wl by wruiiilwl. Ttiolndom.uicnUij Clilcoiru'g li it pliyelcluna. uocon h Cornt. I'rlco , I It.I rtntrrii Jcuu , l'u Uj ( , 81.AU Ack yourin nlunturthuux > 'lt TIIB01tn. , JOXKfll A CC.T ufaclureniu .S i ! J lloiululpli St. , Cl .TOHNH w LEHMA.NN. QOU ) MEDAL , PAEIfl , 187 ! BAKER'S Warrantud itbiottitilttir Coeon , from vlilch tliu I'xccei > Oil Iranlu'Ciircmuscd. ItliiuMn Iliati th itrtnglh of Cucaa nili ( with Blarcj , Jtrro\rroot or Buna utid U llicrvforo far muro vconoui cnl. It U dvllcloiii , uourUhlu rtrciujtlicnlin ; , ( rully ( lltfcitril , at admirably adapted fur Invalid * ivtll iu far pcriioiit In health. Uoi ! < uy ( iroccm ctcrj-iihcrr. BAKEB 5 PL ( Dorciicstcr. Has : f DRf * - Y * 1DYES | [ Tji mao-VovtAia DULT end { .tuef . , lll Aii'UiKCKa are ceni tm U ) Days' Trial 'i St.N ONLY. YOUKO Oil OU ) , who are um < ina from KEBTOUS UEHUJTT. LOST Viwur WiarrinaVKtuntuua. . and all tbota dlscaic o ( NIUUErtKultloK from ABDsr * aii TBpeedy relief and ooinpkl rwtoratloa to HBU.TII , Viaoit anil junmiuv ouAiUKTrrn. fcend at ouco for Illuitratc I'aiapblet f tee. Addrcu VOI.TAIO lIKI/f CO. . niar.bnll. MIel DISEASES OP THE EYE & EAX / , T. ARHSTROHB , M , D. , . , . f iMMMt Mf * t , Pwtoo HoW , 0 l ' THEY CANT BE HONEST. Ladies Wo Arc Kleptomaniacs , Daily Pilfering Done by High- Toned Women Whoso Position nncl Wealth Kntlllo Them lo Exemption from ilio Pen nl I y. Chicago Ncw . A lady stopped out of a carriage and entered onoof the largest dry goods stores on State street , north of Madiaon , yesterday - torday afternoon. She were a black satin dress , i furlinod circular , silver gray bonnet , and small but jonuino diamond oar rings. She had the bearing of a lady nnd a refined and sensitive faco. The usher who mot her was requested in a polite way to uhow her to the notion counter. Hero she bought a spool of white cotton , two hair pins , a sot of garter - tor clnsps , nnd a dress braid , the whole bill amounting to twenty-six cents. V/hilo the girl who sold her the goods was making out the chock she got into conversation about clerking , and by the titno Bho was ready to go they were the best of friends. "Bo kind enough to send my purchases to the lace counter , " she said on deport ing , nnd was soon seated before A black velvet mat , on which were several hun dred dollars' worth of thread laco. She was Tory profuse in her admiration , and nskod several times for varieties which aho know were not in stock. The clerk in charge was more suspicious than is uaual- ly the case , and whenever ho wanted another box ho gathered up the whole display , velvet and lace , put thorn on the box-shell , and wont after the goods in demand , " " \Voll , I am not satisfied with your selection , and I think I'll look else- whcro before buying. Have the kind ness to send my goods to the hosiery de partment. " She took n scat before a row of willow baskets that were filled with stocking ! ranging in prices from 25 cents to $1.GC each. "I Rhould like to BOO some cashmere stockings , fast colors , full regular , it black. " "What size ? " "Oil , 8if " they shrink , or 8 if the dyr pure. " She looked at goods worth 81.75 npair , and , noticing some pink silk hose which were about three yards from where she sat , asked to see them. Tha young girl wont to got thorn , and during her absence sonco , which was only momentary , shi glanced round the department , and , sup posing all was favorable , slipped n pair o : navy-bluo stockings , worth a trillo lost than $2 , under her circular , and was ir readiness to examine the silk boautioi vrhon placed before her. "Oh , those nro lovely ! but American nro they not ? It thought so. Well , I can'i say that I think much of Undo Satn'i silk stockings ; they are strong nnd dura bio enough , but the silk is lustreless , am after the first washing has UP moro glosi than n cotton rag. " "Well , I can give you imported stock' ing nt ? 5. " "No ; I have changed my mind , as al fickle people do , and will not invest tn day. However , I am obliged for youi attention , and will add my thanks if yoi will send that paltry collection of goodi to the ribbon counter. " She passed down the length of thi store intending to make the circuit 01 route for the ribbons , which wcro not fn from the door. Ono of the floor managers ors , who evidently had mot her before overtook her , and , with a "pardon mo madam , " stopped her near the oflico. "If you have no objections I will mnki out a chock for the stocking you havi under your cloak and have them wrappoi up , " ho said. Of course , she feigned astonishment and actually blushed with indignation. "I don't want to put my hand under i lady's cloak , but if you do not rcstor those stockings 1 will ring for the pa trol. " She hesitated but a minute , for shi took 110 to of the boy nt the tolophon who awaited orders with his hand on th index. Throwing back her shoulders and look ing every inch n queen , slio drew fort ! the woolen hose , handed them to her accuser cusor vrith n low , sweeping bow , withou removing her eyes from his faco. Th salute was returned. "Now leave , and don't you dare t conic iu this store again. " said the man ager. With n bewitching smiio and Blight bow of the head she swept dowi the store , passed out the door , nnd entering toring the carriage was driven west o Washington street , "Why didn't you have her arrested ) was asked of the manager. "Tho firm decide otherwise , bocaua the notoriety wo should got would hui the houno , and besides she is only ono c a largo class who would have revenge b making us their prey for the next yon or so. " "Aro they frequent cnllorsl" "I cannot say so , but wo have ono cat every day. Saturday wo lose hcnvil ] " ' because then is our patronage largos and the crowd facilitates Uio success i those pilferers. During the busy part i each season wp engage ono of Plnkorton private detectives , and ho spots tho-r. i sight. Whore do wo lose most ? I thin nearly all the thefts are made at the laci ribbon , hosiery , and glove department A professional whom wo watched an caught , too , last month , bought thri yards of as many kinds of ribbon , at ; ponkotod as many bolts of the best in ported ribbon wo had in the stock , light-lingered lady who used to trat hero last fall could got away with whole dozen pairs of kid gloves , the oil and color she wanted , while the cloi lilted her with n tingle pair. " "I am inclined to think that thesoalu lifters are either scheming women or u : in business themselves nnd know haw I go to work. Ono of our best customer however , is n shop-lifter , but belongs I neither of these closes. She is win might bo called a kleptomaniac , and utterly unable to resist the temptation i stealing whenever there is a chance. SI took everything she could get into a ret culo which eho always carried. Her hu band is n well-known lawyer in this cit ; and acknowledged that it wus a disoui with his wife and ho was ready to pi for everything oho took. The stoK goods are always billed under the hw of sundries. The iirat time she was ii clined to dispute the nccurack'8 of ti statement , but it wna only once for tl cashier thiow out broad insinuatioi while handling the complaint. Born times the item is aa largo an ? l'u fc 01 month , " Great Head for Uualucas. Detroit Free Prw . A clothing dealnr down on Jpflers < j avenue wus dancing around tho'door | hU store in a great rogo yesterday , wht an Kcquaintnnco halted nnd nalccd him Uio oiURO of his excitement , "Vhy , dot now boy of mlno Bolls a man n hat for n dollar dot vims marked twelve nhilllngs. " "And you logo fifty conta ? " Foofty contsl I discharge dot boy no quoek his head doan' liov time to ahwitnl" In the courao of an hour the pedestrian was re paying the store , nnd , seeing the man at the door with a emilo on his face , ho nskod , "Well , did you diachargo the boy ? " "Dot boy vns all right , sir ! Vhpn I comes to inquire into it I doan' lot him go if I have to pay him moro wages. Ho makes a mistake on price , but when ho gifsback | [ dor change for a 810 bill ho gets mo rid of nil my trade dollars nnd pieces mit holea in "cint" Hood's Sarsnparilla givo.1 nn appetite , nnd imparts now life nnd energy to nil the functions of the .body. Try n bottle nnd realize it. TH1J UOMA.NV HACK. Tlio Itcllgion , Ilnhlti , mill niornlH oi' llio Oypnj'H The Tlnlccrs Dialect. Philadelphia Press. The only living American who has nny intimate knowledge of the language , his tory , nnd customs of the mysterious gypsy is Uharlca Godfrey Lulanil , the diatin- guiahod author , of this city. Although "Hnna liroitmann" has spent many years of his lifo in Fhilndolphia , his personal appearance is not generally known. Apparently , ho is nbout CO years of ago. lie wears n full , long , flowing iron-gray board. His gray hair is closely cut. The forehead is broad and full. His dark , restless , nnd ohnrp eyes glisten from under high-arched eyebrows. Mr. Loland's manner in free and kind. Hn is nervous nnd his hands nro forever in motion. "Oh , yes , I do know considerable about the gypsies , " ho said In the course of conversation. "I was with them con stantly for several years in England , nnd oven now , in America , I see some of that queer folk nonrly every week. The way 1 camp to know thorn wna through m ; studying philology , for months 1 tpnit entire days in their tents , using on'.j the Ilomnny language. By the bye , theit language is the best index of their origin. The gypsy is unquestionably n Hindoo , The European gypsies of to-day lm\o re tained much of their race characteristics. But they are amalgamating moro or loss with other races. They thrive bettor iu America than elsewhere. In England the passage of the inclosuro net virtually abolished nil commons , nnd BO the gypsy has now no plaro to pitch his tent unless ho becomes n trespasser. The fact is that the great increase of population there of 20,000,000 of people in that small country necessary put n stop to gypsy encampments. Now very many live in cities during winter season. In summer they resume their nomadic ca reer. reer."Their avocation for the most part ia horse-dealing nnd fortune-tolling. They have the reputation of stealing horses. They don't deserve it. I regard 1 the gypsy as n very much moro honest character than many Christian folks of a superior standing nnd higher culture. Many people think they steal household articles. I am sure they don't. Why , if an article is missed within five miles oi n gypsy tent , the entire neighborhood for miles around makes n raid on the tent. If they over did steal this would prevent it. Besides , there is no need , All gypsies are rich. The mon are verj shrewd horse-traders , nnd they earn considerable sidorablo money nt the business. Tlu women alwaya lind superstitious people r from whom to extract money for tolling their fortunes. Their habits nro ocono mica } , nnd their mode of lifo very inox pensive. The gypsy never cares aboul personal surroundings. Even the old taste for fancy cobtumos is disappearing , if it has not entirely disappeared ; "How many gypsies there are I can nol any. 1 was only able to trace nbout on < hundred family names in England. Mosl of these have representatives in America There are a few Snnnish ( jypsios hen also , but the great bulk nro of Englisl stock. Most of the older folks in Amoric : now were born in England. Only thi younger generations are natives. Thi o Scotch gypsies are of a higher class ; bu they are not numerous now. Irish gypsies Yes , there are some fow. "They nro for thd most part tinkers o : tinklers. They have a dialect of thni : own , which 1 nm the lirat philologicu discoverer of. Tiio only mention of it ii literature is by Shakespeare , who make ; Prince Hal say : 'I can talk with thotinko in his own dialect , The dialect is callot thoUholta. Some time ago I saw nn Irish man tinkering ia the back yard of inj houao. I wont up nnd addressed him ii Romany. Ho replied in that tongw without showing the least surprise. ] then addressed him in the Sholta. Ho a once exhibited unfeigned surprise. Tin follow told mo ho know very few wh < spoke the dialect , nnd thnt ho wns sur prisc l to find mo use it. From him ] Iparned much moro of the dialect than : had known. 1 made his instructions t < mo the basis of n chapter in a work on thi gypsies. A London journalist said tha the Irishman had poked off nn ancion Irish dialect on mo. 1 jokingly roprorci my instructor in the Sholtn. 'Bo dad , said ho , with a strong Irish nccont'i there wns but ono language , no you thinl would I have been after learning twol The Irish gypsy b a half-breed. They nn all tinkers , "Tho religion of the gypsy was pur 8. atheism. They are the only absolut 8.id atheists I over mot. But now , however DO in England , they are beginning to practice id tico formal religion. Some of them nav n- the babies baptized , und others nu'co nA legal marringo. With this change , ma1 lo come a love of civilized and cultured pur lon suits. An far as I can trace no gypsy ha to risen in literature , nrt , or science. However rk over , if ho should , it would bo dillicultit provp , for pride would hide the origin. I is said that Daniel Webster nml Ilunniba rote jp Hamlin were of gypsy descent. I do no believe thoaEsortiou had teat good foundation President Lincoln certainly did look lik a SJ'Wi nd yut I know no reason to ns at sort that ho sprung from these strong is pooplo. With theao amalgamations wit of gentiles cornea alson desire to settle down 10 There nro the Coopers in Boston an Harrisons in Waahiugto'n ; they nro ricli and , as far as 1 know they never go o the road , I know n few other familic y.BO that have given up tent lifo , and wh now permanently rcaido in houses. " in xda llejmty , that traniitory newer , can only I a- lioul by using 1'ozzoiml'ii medicated complo : lie on | xndor. . 10us Served Him 0- ii < n toJ Hallway Jouruil. 119 Mary was a buxom country lass , nn her father was an upright deason in th Methodist church of n Connecticut vl lago. Mary's plan of joining the boj and girls in a nutting party wasfrui on trntod by the unexpected arrival of of number " " of the "brethren" on their wa en to conference , nnd Mary had to atayj liomo nnd got dinner for her father's cler ical guests , llor already rufiled temper was Increased by the reverend visitors themselves , who eat nbout the alovo nnd in the wny. Ono of the good ministers noticed her wrathful impatience , nnd desiring - siring to rebuke the sinful manifestation , said sternly : "Mnry , what do you think will bo your occupation in hollr "Pretty much the anmo ns it is on earth , " she re plied ; "cooking for Methodist miniatora. " Letter From n Well-Known Now York Auctioneer. 110 & 118 EAST l-lrit STHKF.T , NEW YOIIK , May 18th , 188. ! . I hnvo been troubled with an Irrita tion of the Throat and ft Cough for aomo time. I nm nlss a martyr to Dyspepsia. By the ndviao of n very learned physician 1 nppliod two AIT-COOK'S POHOUH PI.AH- TElis to my cheat , nnd ono on the pit ol my stomach , In three days my Couili ; was cured nnd my Throat was well. I have now worn the Plasters two weeks , and my nppotito nnd digestion hnvo much improved. 1 nm coniidont that in another week my Dyspousia will bo en tirely removed. 1 have never used so nlcaxant and aiirccallo a rcmcy in my lifo. TIIOS. MATIIKWS. "Allcock's" is the only ponuino Porous Plaster ; all other ao-called Porous Plas ters nro imitations. Arknnsnw'H Hot Springs. Correspondence Now York Times. They have n story down hero of n trap per traveling with his boy Iko , who came unexpectedly upon the Hot Springs ono day before there was any settlement. The boy saw the steaming water pouritif from the rocks nnd wanted to stop _ nnc wntch it. "No , go on , go on , " said the old man ; "don't stop hero for jfour lifo this plnco nin't moro than live miles from porditionl" Only ho didn'tsay perdition thnt isn't the Arkansaw name for it , i the trapper were to come hero now nut were to fall into the hands of any of the army of quack doctors and other sharks who have pitched their tents hero , ho might possibly think ho had covered the remaining five miles. The little city tha has grown up around the springs is like no other place under the sun. It is n great hospital , with the patients forovc : sunning themselves on the sidewalks ; i is n California mining town , with build ings springing up in n night , nnd the music of hammers and saws ringing everywhere whore ; it is n progressive Ynnkoo town in Massachusetts , with a good fire depart ment , fine water w rks , good city gov eminent , and a handsome brick opera houao ; it is n very religious place with n dozen or 20 churches o all donominntions , twice as man ; ministers , and n great assortment o church fairs , sociables , and Bible societies ties ; it is n paradise of gamblers , wit ] fifty faro banks open day and night , Sun day included ; the moral tone of the plac is kept up by a saloon to about every fou inhabitants : it has n little police fore drosaoa exactly in the Now York uniform it has three or four brass bandi that soon to bo playini : day and night , and tha make n specialty of being drawn througl the principal streets in chariots 'over ; Sunday afternoon , pLiying "Tommy Mnko lloom for Your Uncle ; " it has stroo cars , gas-works , scores of electric lights telephones , banks , daily newspapers , bij hotels all the attributes of civilization It has 0,000 inhabitants nnd 0,000 o 8,000-visitors every year. There is nvor heavy penalty for carrying concoaloc weapons , yet every man is a walking ar aonal. In the streets are cowboystramps city mon from nearly every big America ! city , cripples , Chinamen , gamblers. Ital ians , and a choice assortment of th laziest and most insolent negroes tha over ornamented n southern town. I combines , in short , the characteristics p towns in Now England , in California , ii Texas , in Georgia , and in the frco nnc onlichtonod commonwealth of Arkansaw It has so many very gnod pointscountor acted by so many very bad points , that i would bo the nasirst thing in the world tc write it up as the banner town of America ica , or to write it down ns the worst hoi in the world. To take n middle cours between those extremes , and describe i just as it is , ( which is what I shall try t do ) , will bo an undertaking of some mage o nitudo. As a natural wonder the hot spring deserve to rank with Niagara falls an the Mammoth cave. No two people so these things alike ; but to mo to see fift springs of hot water pouring forever ou of the rocks is n creator curiosity than t sco the Niagara river take its grand turn bio. There are other hot springs i America , but uono to compare with thes in magnitude or heat. They all com out within a Hmall space on the side o the hot springs mountain , nnd in most o them the water is so hot that n porso would not care to dip his fingers in i moro than once. Any of the springs wi cock an ngg in n very few minutes. Pee pie go across the street with their cans till them with water before breakfast and return home and with this natural ! hot water cook eggs , stoop tea and nf tor ward wash the dishes , this ns pure an tastclcis as any water that bubbles froi the earth , and excellent for cooking. A : tor bathing in it n short time , ( but nc lees than two or three weeks , ) the hai Booms more naturally charged with electricity tricity ; and you cnn go to nny of th springs nnd drink glass after glass just n it comes out of the rock without nntise thnt usually follows n draught of ho water. But thceo are the only iudicn tions that the hot springs wato contains any medical proportic whatever ; for it is entirely tasteless , nn nnalyecs have failed to discover anyjmii orals except such as nro found in a water. They have made the miatnk hero that is made in most such places o putting the buildings over nearly all th springs , for visitors like to see th actual issuing of the water from th earth. But this can still bo aeon to spin extent , for there are dozens of littl outlets that are not counted , that poll their tiny steaming streams into the Ho Springs crook. This creek runs entire ] through the valley , through the mai street , and in places it is naturally walle with a curious black stone that 1 ca call nothing but burned rock. It ha certainly boon burned in n volcano , nn npt very long ago. Some of it is sof onought to orumblo in the hand , nnd th marks of fire are still upon it. Throug thw black rock the little Jivulflts trickl LO into the creek , every ono of them stean nip ; nnd I have gene out into the stroo early on n frosty morning whoii th whole place looked like n vait ten kettle with steam rising everywhere. lo an unprejudiced visitor it look curious that the United States coven inont should bo the owner of the enl piece of land in Arkansaw that's wort powder enough to blow it up with ( I be ' 10 Arknnsaw's pardon ) . But such is > th case. There was a long litigation eve U , 1 believe , and the government cam out on the top side , and now owns th raountaiii , and consequently nil the ho Bl"n8 The bath-houses - - have to p tribute , and so does the Arlington ho o Inch is on the government reservation. ho price of baths is consequently rcgtt- itcd in Washington , and no moro than 0 cents n bath is allowed to bo ch&rgcd , elides which you havoito pay your arky 15 cents for pretending to rub you own and prepare the tub , nnd furnish our own towels. The government is uilding n military hospital on ono corner f the mountain , nnd ia arching over ho Hot Springs creek , nnd leveling the trcot for the better preservation of iU mountain. The impression is very general n Hot Springs that the hospital is to bo or the thousands of sick tramps who omo hero from everywhere , but this is n ittlo mistake. The work of nrching over ho creek upnota the main street terribly , id makes the whole place look out of .rim , but n few months moro will BOO it inishcd , ( with the nid of another appro bation ) , through the heart of the city. The place has grown so rapidly nearly ill the buildings being of frame that louses were erected on hill tops nnd in deep valleys , without regard to grado. The city shaves off the hills nnd fills up .ho valleys of now atroeta ns fast as it can , nnd houacs thnt yesterday opened out upon the sidewalk , to-morrow will ind the streets on n level with their roofs. Other houses nro loft high in the air , nnd have to bo approached by flights of stops. ' In nil the bath houses the visitor real izes nt once thnt ho is in Arkansaw , whom the darkies believe that Massn Linkum's proclamation emancipated not only from servitude but from nny further iccessity to wield n scrubbing brush or n jroom. Some of the buildings , notnbly ; ho Now Hector nnd the Palace , are grotty wooden structures , neatly fur- iishon. But there is not the air of cleanliness about nny of them that there ihould bo. The routine for taking n bath a about the same in all of them. You nro supposed , first of nil , to hnvo n phy sician's advice nbout bathing ; but in the cnso of n person of ordinary strength this is not at all dccessary. Local tradi tion tolls you how very powerful the waters nro , nnd how the first sensation on entering the tub is n gentle electric thrill , loTlowcd by n general fooling of elation. This is nil bosh. The first fool ing is that the bath tub is greasy and needs a good scrubbing. The sen- lations nro exactly these of getting into n warm bath in your owe louso. If you go to n doctor ho will toll you for 85 to take thcjwater at a tem perature of 08 * to 100 % to stay in aboul 10 minutes , nnd to drink , any n pint ol the water while bathing. Those direc tions ho writes carefully out on A printed plank , you give the blank to your bath ing attendant , ho files it on an iron hook , and immediately forgets nil nbout it. Il you don't have n doctor's directions you soon find these things out for yourself. You have n comfortable little room to un dress in , and immediately behind this is the room with the tub in which some other fellow bathed 10 minutes ago , anc for which two or three moro are now- waiting in the parlor. But you musn'i mind n little thing like that. After spending your 10 minutes or so in the water , you can if you wish , or if your doctor directs , go into what is callet the 'Vapor , " a closer closet into which the steam is conducted. This is utterly without ventilation , is per fectly dark , nnd you will not want tu stay in it moro than the usual two min utes. You comp out , take another douse in the tub , and if you hnvo nerve enough ; ot under the cold shower , which immo [ iatoly makes you feel like n prize-fighter. Your attendant rubs you down with a Turkish towel , you dress , and go into the parlor to cool oif. There you will moot a apron or twenty choice spirits , all mop ping their hcnds with towels , and de scribing to each other with great minute ness the now and interesting phases ol their different diseases. You will fine that they represent every disease you over heard of , and n good mnny moro , and that they are nearly all anxious to toli you about their "cases. " If you nro like most mortals you will for a time wish yourself in purgatory for n little recrea tion , but in n short time you become used to it , and join with the others in laugh ing at the "tender-feet , " who , having just arrived , nro visibly frightened at the ugly sight. An Undoubted Blcsalng. About thirty years ORO , a prominent Phy sician by the name of Dr. William Hnll dis covered , or produced after long ojqiorimenta research , a remedy for diseases of the throat chest nnd luoga , which wna of anch wondorfu efficacy that it Boon gained a wide ropntatloi in this country. The name of the medicine ia DH. WAI. HALL'S UALSAM l 'Oll Till- LUNGS , and may be safely rolled on as a speedy and positive euro for coughs , colds sore throat. &c. Sold by all Druggists. Durno'a Catarrh Snun" . Hits well known remedy lor Catarrh stil maintains IU well earned popularity. K. A Savage , of Geneva , Kansas writes March 4 1880. I have used Durno's Civtarrh Snuff and it la the only thing that docs mo nny good It nlwuys alTccU n cure. " Sold by druggists everywhere. Townsly's Toothache Anodyne curei in stantly. _ _ It 1'nyu to Advertise. Now Ha\en Now * . The following advertisement wn printed in The Morning News a couple of days ago ; Bov WASTED Good references required steady employment. Apply to G. 1) . H.Huu liAltl ) , IMutertt1Vareliouao , 370 Stitto St , The Morning News received the fol lowing notice last night : BOKN In this city , January -l.a eon and Mrs. G. 1) . 11 llubhard. llorsford'H Auitl Admirable Results In Fever. Dr. J. J , RYAN , St. Louis , Mo. Bays "I invariably proscribe it in fevers ; also in convnleacenaoa from wasting and do bilating diseases , with admirable results , 1 also find it a tonic to an enfeebled con dition of the genital organs. " The oiptrlonca In the treatment ol Cancer with B lft'dHj > ocllla(8. ( H H. ) uoulil bucui to v&rr&nt u In t > Ii > tf that It wll curatliUmucti dreaded BCOUI-KC re oimatlllctelki < InUtodto corrcapoml ulthui lbclmeSUt'.i8r.cclll-il ! > nsi\eJ my Itfo. I ImJ > Irtiikllly lost tha uuo of the upper part ol my body ami lay nniu Iron ) the poisonous effect * ol a Urt ; caivcr on my neck , ( rum whirli I tnj mitturd for ; ' ( > cara , H. H , H hai relioied mool all sortuex , Bin the polion la being forced out of my eyitcm. I H U Buonlxiuoll. W. n. Homaoi , DatUboro , Ca. Tno moiithi ign my attention wit called to th O BO of amaii allllct < xl \ \ 1th * caucer ou her dioal dor at least Iho IndieIn oircumfereiice angry , pain fill , and ulvliif the patient no re&t day or mgbt fo U month * . I obtained a lupply of Hwlft'i bpcciH for for her. She bat taken ttto bottle , and the u'c ' U entirely bested up , only a my imall ( cab rcraili InU and tier health f bttUr thau for ttto ) can put Bet wa to bo iwifcctly cured. UKV , JLMBE CAuruLUColumbui , ( la. I bare tccn remarkable rciulti from uie ol H tft' Si'cclflo ot n canonr , A youni ; uun hero bu bee uttlictcd Iho > e r * with Uio iuo t angry looking tat log raucrrt I ev er ba\v and w t eirly acid The flu boltlu ii'ade a wonderful change , and after five tat tc ! vere UVeii , bo linearly or quite will It U trul H oudcrtxil * U. F. CurxLXT , U. D. , Oglcthorpe , 0 . Our tr tlao on Blood and HUu IUea e4 mallei free to applicant * . TUBSWIKT SPECIFIC CO. . Drawer 3 , Atlanta Oa. N r. Office , U9W , S3J St. , bctvecn Otli and 7th AT Has tho.Largest Stookliin Omaha and MakesHtho Lowest Prices. CHARLES SHIVERIGK , Furniture ! Purchasers should nvnil themselves of the opportunity now offered to juy nt Low Prices by taking advantage o the great inducements set out PASSEGTQEft ELEVATOR , 1206 , 1208 nd 1210 FnrnnmSt To All Floors. OMAHA , NEB. Dr. CONNAUCHTON , 403 BRADY ST. , DAVENPORT , IOWA , U. S. A. Established 1878 Catarrh , Deafness , Lung nnd Nervous Diseases Speedily and Permanently Cured. Patients Cured at Homo. Write for "TiiK MEDICAL-MISSIONARY , " for the People , Free. Consultation nnd Coi r3Tv n ] p" ce GVnrfw P.O. Box 292. Telephone No. 220. RON. EDWARD RUSSELL , Postmaster , Davenport , says : "Physician of Koal Ability and Marked Success. " CONGRESSMAN MURPHY , Davenport , writes : "An iiOnorablo Man , Fmo Success , Wonderful Cures. " Hours. 8 tn 5. M. HELLMAN & CO. , 1301 AND 1303 FARNAM STREE1 COR. OMAHA , BURLINGTON HOUTE" ( Chicago , Burlington & Quincy Railroad. ) GOING EAST AND WEST. GOING NORTH AND SOUTH. I Elegant Day Conches , Parlor Cars , with Reclin Solid Trains of Elegant Par Coaches and PutH Infr Chairs ( tcata free ) , Smoklnjj Cars , with Re- man Palace Sleeping Cars are run dally to andj reiving Chairs. Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars and from St Louis , via Hannibal , Quincy , KcokiikJ .ho famous C. B. & Q. Dining Cars run daily to and Burlington. Cedar Rapids and Albert Lea to St' ' 'rom Chicago & Kansas City , Chicago & Council Paul and Minneapolis : Parlor Cars with UeclinU ? ' .Bluffs . , Chicago & Dos Moines. Chicago , St. Jo Chairs to and fromSt Louis and I'eorianndt" , seph , Atchbon & Topeka. Only through line between - and from St Louis and Ottumwa. Only 01 i tweon Chicago , Lincoln & Denver. Through cars change of cars between St Louis nnd B : between Indianapolis & Council Bluffs via i'eortn. Molncs , Iowa , Lincoln , rfcoraska , and Denver All connections made In Union Depots , It 131 Colorado , known as the great THROUGH CAB LINE. 1 It la universally admitted to be the Flnnst Equipped Railroad In the World for ail Clnssos of Travel. , P. J. POTTER. 3d Vice-Prcs't and Gen' } Manager. PEHOEVAIi LOWEf.T. ) on. to * . AR' ( . Chicafc. . . ! SPECIAL COST SALE OF Upholstery Goods O TT R E" k. X 3\T THE ESTATE OF JOHN Jl. DETWILEIl , OX . Commence the sale of all goods in our line m r i"i s * * * " tf ? v MB AT C OST. This will present nn opportunity never before oflcred in Omaha for the purchase of Carpets retail at the New York Wholesale Prices. THE SALE WILL NOT CONT1 1 b.AN Anil these desiring n choice selection should cal 1 early , as the [ rush will doubtless be great. DO NOT ASK FOR CREDIT , As owing to the prices , wo will Hell only for cash. Remember the place ESTATE OF JOHN B. DETWILER , 313 Farnam Street , - - - .Omaha , Web. ETO.s LOW'PRICES AND GOOD GRADED widUetray Prices before hnvvip elsewhere. Yards , corner J. 0. PRESCOTT N. p. ODRTIOR. J. 0. PRESOOTT - VI . 9 f' vx .cl. Elotn.il PIANOS Music , Musical Instruments of all Descriptions OES1PEST AP-IOST RELIABLE HOUSfi XxxYtlao * * > * OA I-L AND EXAMJN 0 I 1