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2 THE D ILY BEE-OMAHA , MONbAT , FEBRUARY 4 , 1884.
Delicate and Feeble Ladies.
Thorn Unqnld , ttresomo ecn M.tons , causing yo
to fed fearooly nl to bo on your feet ; th t con.
Unt drain that Is taMnff from your system Ml IU
former eUitldty drrrlnR the bloom from your
cheeks ; that continual strain upon your vital tercet ,
tendering yon IrrltaMo and fretful , can e slly bo re
moved by the nso of th l mamlous remedy , Hop
Bitten. Irregularities and obstruction of your ny .
Urn are relieve * ) nt once , while the tpeehl cause of
periodical p&ln are permanently removed. None re
ceive M much benefit , and none nro to profoundly
grateful and show such an Interest In recommending
Hop Bitten as women.
Fools Younc Acaln.
"My mother was afflicted ft long time with Kou-
ralgla and * ilnll , hVavy lunctlvo condition of the
whole system : headache , nenous prostration , and
was almost helpless. No physicians or medicines did
her any good. Three months ago iho began to use
Hop Bitters with inch ( food effect that the seems and
feels joang again , although over 70 years old. Wo
think there Is no other mcdldno D t to uta In the fam-
lly. " A lady , In Providence.
Bradford , 1'a. , May 8,1S7B.
It his cured mo of several diseases , wieh as ncrvotu-
ness , sickness at the stomach , monthly troubles , etc.
I have not seen ft lick day In a year , silica I took ttop
Bitters. All my neighbors use them.
Mix * . FAUST a mm.
810CO Ix t. ' 'A tonr of Kuropo that cost mo " 83-
000 , done mo less ( tool than ono llotllo of Hop "Bit-
tcrsj they also cured roywlfe of nrtcen years' ' - nervous
vous weakness , sleeplessness and dysp ili. "
R. M. , Anlmrn , N. T.
nigh Authority. . .
, , , ,
Bitten U not , In any lento , an abhchollo hov
crago or liquor , en J could not bo sold for usi except
to persons desirous of obtaining a medicinal bitters.
ORKKX B. IUCM , U. 8. Com Inter'l Her.
So. BLOOMI.VOVII.LK , 0. , May 1,70.
Sirs I h te been suffering ton years and I tried
your Hop Bitters and It done mo more good than all
the doctors. MISS 8. 8. llooxit ,
aby Savodl
Wo are BO thankful to eay that our nursing baby
ma permanently cured of a dangcroui and protract
ed constipation and Irregularity of tlio bowels by tlio
use of Hop Bitters by Its mother , which at the same
I Ime rettorcd her to perfect health and strength. The
Parents , Rochester , N. V.
D'
The Emperor Louli Napoleon nnokod
only tbo flncet dtran Uio world could pro-
dura. Frof. Hereford raya tbo Emperor's
dRin wcro made rrcclally for him in Ill-
Tint from leaf tobacco KTown In the Golden
Belt of North Carolina , this bclnif tlio finest
leaf BTOWH. BlaclrwcHM Iliill Durham
Bmoklnif Tobacco Ininado from tlio ume
loaf tuod In the Eoperor'a d r , In abso
lutely pure and li unquestionably the beat
tobacco ever offered.
Thackcny'd idfted daughter , Anne , In
her ekctch of Alfred Tennyson , In JJarrir't
1/efiWv , tell * of her vWt to tbo { Treat poet
Bho found him amoklng lUacktroll'i Hull
Durham Tobacco , cent him by Hon. James
nnttell I/owell , American Minister to the
Court of BLJamc * .
In these days of adnlteratlon.ltuncom-
fort to naoken to tnow that the Dull Dur
ham brand la absolutely pure , and made
from the boat tobacco the world produced.
BUciwcIl'a Dull Durham Smoking To
bacco It tbo t"l and purest mado. All
dealers bare It None gcnulna without
the trade-mark of the Bull.
THE MILD POWEB OtJKES.
HUMPHREYS' .
Inutoaoyonrs. Each numbrr the special pro *
scrlptlon or an eminent physician , Iho only
Simple , H/ifo and 8ur Medicines ( or the p-oplo
jura rniNcrrAi. xos. cunEa. rnicc.
I. FPTOH. Congestion , Inflnmntlons. 25
3 , Worms , Worm Koror. Worm Colic. . . .an
3. lirylnj Colic , or Tocthluttof Juruuu .as
. Iliarrhea. ot Children or AdulU ? 2fl
ft. l > v entarv , Griping. Illlllou'QoUc , . . B5
II. < ; imlra Morbin. Vomiting .3. %
7. ( 'oiuht. Cold , lironchltls , . . aft
H. urnlaln , ToothncUo. I nccucho Uft
9. Flondnclici , " hlok llendnches. " Vertigo , 'J5
.35
/jft
.an
, a
orer nnd A nun. CJiTII , xixer i , ji k'ucs
'He > . llllnd or Jllcedln ? . . . . . . . . . . . .ai >
. 'atnrrh. oouto or chronlei Jnfluonta
> . WlmonlnB Cnnclii vlolnnt cnughi , . . ( l ( - >
. nnnernl Oeblllly. Physical Wuakuesa.nil
. Kldnoy Ill nn . . . . . no
iis. Kenrau * Pcblllty , . . . . l.od
: ip. . Urinary Wi-nline i. WottlnRtho bed .Bll
boldbydruKgUts. or son i by the Cnao.orstn-
plo Vial , fren of rhnrKO , on receipt of prlco.
BenaforDr.lliimnlircv' Iiookon lllion.n *
(114 nngeiinlso ) llliiolruU'il ( Jntalnauo I'll
Addr M. lliiinnlireVH' llnniennnlliln .Me
lei no Co. . lODFultiiii Sircot. Sew Yorli
GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY.
KUVOUS Debility
\OV \ UANtiY VIUOItB omiatorr.
Iliccft , eta , when all other remo-
( dlc full. A curt guaranteed.
( 81.CO n bottle , largo bottle , ( our
times the quantity , (5. By ex-
prcni to Buy ( uldrow. Bold 1)J
alldruggUU KNOLIBII HEDf.
OAt INSTITUTE , Proprlotow , 718 Olive Street , SL
Louis , Ko. i
"I have eolj Sir Aetloy Coupor's Vital Ueetorativt
ot Tears. Kvery customer speaks highly of It. 1
BunedtatlnrlycDdorseUaanrcmedy ot true merit.
"c. r. aooDHAM , Drugeiat.
Omaha For. i 1883 , vlb-mte-codly
DR.HOFtf PS ELECW BELT
. ,
Dumb Atruo. Vrolniwiu
tnelloltlri Ameilra tlint nemUtli r.U > ifrlrity nml m ip
Uni tnruuitli I Im body , anil ra > ) bo rccharvvd III uu lif
t by tlio patient.
SI OOO Would Not Uuy It.
Da. Hoiutn-I waa affllctod with rheumatism , and
* -ireJbyu lnif ft bolt To anv ono alillctod with
- - 'Maae ' , I wnu'd ' say , buy Homo's Klectno Holt.
" IIB ran nonfor with mo by writing or calluiir
"M < irel201)OnBU.ktrcet , Omaha , Neb.
' - ffUJC.iAH LYONS.
MAW 9-nCE-Oi ( > poslto i > oetollloo , Jtoom 4 l&n.
OSrtf > r aaloat 0. F. Goodman' * Drug Store. 1110
amain nt'cet.'Omaha.
RED STAR LINE I ,
Belgian Xloyal and'.U.fS.BIatl ; Steamers
SAJL1NGIBVERY8ATURDAY
' BETWEEN
NEW YORK AND ANTWERP ,
- TteRMne\aen \ > uiny , Italy , UuUatulandFranct ]
'BUtnct Outward , 30 ; Prcpild from AnUcrp.WO :
Bcaonlofl , $40 , ineludlni beddlnir , etc2J ! Cabin !
8lfeoa'
MTl'tUr Wrlffht ft Sons , Oea , AgU 55 Broadway
CaJdwdl , Hamilton ft Co. , Omaha P. B Flodman
ACO..M8K. 1Mb gtiect , Omaha ; D. E Klmball ,
[ Chartered by theSuteofllil.
' apis for theexprcupurpoM
'ofglylnBlmmedUtortllelln
.all chronic , urinary and pr | .
SV * .vale dlttuKs. QonorrhOB * .
< rQl ct andSyphUU la nil tbolr
complicated forma. Uo all
dlscasei of the Bkln and
Blood promptly relieved and
pcrmanentlycured by remc.
dtci.testcdlo tl'vrtul'eiirt
( Ifeelal Practice , Beralnil
W kn . . ; i tttf by Dreams , Flmplec on
tb raccLK tl anhood J'u Itlefly ourtd , ! flttra
tlmi' The appropriate remedy
uat once u d in saco case. CoiuultaUoni , per.
tinuti or by latter , acr * < Uy conftdtnUal. Me < l.
4do f ) ot by Mall and Exprww. Nomarka pa
| fra < t < > lodicaU coa t4jiU or na r , Addreai f
Ik
s
TIIEMO311KH K9TATI3.
Tlio llclrn nt Tlilfl Vast Inheritance
Organized for a Hymonwtlo
Effort to Hccovcr It.
A mooting of representatives of over
300 hoira to the ostnto of Hugh Moshor
was recently hold at Chicago , nt which n
great deal of interesting history of the
ijrcnt oatnto now valued nt $128,000,000
was related. There nro n number of the
descendants of Hugh Moshor in this
otato , especially in the northern nnd cen
tral ports ; among others , Dr. U. 0.
Moshor of this city. The recent mooting
was for the purpose of making nil organ
ized effort to obtain the inheritance. An
organization of the "Moshor lloirs asso
ciation" vras effected , with C. D. Moshor ,
of Chicago , president ; Mrs. J. E , How-
land , Irving Pntk , 111. , eocrotary ; nnd
Mrs. O. 0. Baker , Terre Hnuto , Ind. ,
treasurer. Ira D. Buck , banker , of Ply
mouth , Ind. , also ono of the heirs , was
was made chairman of the executive com
mittee , which consisla of five members
from ns many states.
This history of the cstato is as follows :
During the sixteenth century Ezokial
Moshor , of Manchester , England , had
acquired a vast property by manufacture
and trado. In 1G20 his three sons ,
Daniel , Hugh nnd John , were driven from
the country bv the persecution of their
sect , being Quakers , and came to this
country , choosing Providence , R. I. for
their homo. Their father soon followed
them , but did not long eurvivo the voy
age. In 1030 John , who was n bachelor ,
and Daniel , with his family , were massacred -
sacred by Indians , thus leaving Hugh
the solo to the ostnto , then valued at
32,000,000 sterling. Ho died in 1CGO ,
and his children , although they grow up
in partial knowledge of their father's in
heritance never mudo any claim for it.
Ho loft five children whobo descendants
are scatturod throughouttho NowEngland
and western states.
In 1737 the English government took
clmrgo of the property and leased it to
private parties for ninety-nine years.
This lease expired in 183G , when the
estate was sold under the hammer nnd
the proceeds deposited with the money
placed there by Ezokial Moshor , in the
bank of England.
In 1837 , the English government ad
vertised in America for heirs of Ezckipl
Moshor , nnrl they , including Phillip
Glarlc Moshor , at that time n prominent
contractor of the construction of the Mi
ami & Erie canal , the father of ox-Au
ditor G. 8. Moshor , of this county , ap
pointed a Novr York attorney named
Allen to go to London and investigate
the case. Allen failed to report , and it
is supposed ho , by some means , gained a
part of the estate and appropriated it to
his own use nnd remained abroad.
The next nttompt to got track of the
cstato was made when the late Presi
dent Fillmore ntarted on his foreign
tour. Ho was commissioned to hunt up
the will of Ezekiel Moshpr , nnd wns suc
cessful. The copy of his will is among
his papers at Aurora , N. The claim was
notfprosocutcd further nt thattiino. _ The
present movement is to bo a systematic
efforts to determine the exact status of
the case , nnd in doing this the committee
is engaged in correspondence with a great
many persons in this country to find n
copy of the advertisement in 1837 , and
also in Englaud concerning the will of
Ezckial Moshor. The matter which has
for half a century boon subject for spec
ulation among the members of the fam
ily doubtless soon bo decided. It is n
difficult matter to obtain possession of
property nftor it has reverted to the
crown ; but the heirs are making a vigor
ous attempt to gain the inheritance.
Angostura Bittern do not only distin
guish thomsolvcs by tlioir flavor and aromatic
odor nbovo nil 'others Ronornlly usoil , but they
are also n BUro preventive for nil diseases orlg-
Inntlng from the digestive organs , Bownro of
CpUUtnrfcitH A lf JP-wr arnrnr nv > 1 > 0irl- * / -
thojrcmilni ) article , manufactured by Dr. J.
Q. I ) . Sicgort & ROM.
ROM.DON'T.
DON'T.
A Few SiiKgCBtloiiB of Value to All
WhoHood Thorn.
Don't go to bed with cold foot. Don't
Bleep in the same undergarments that are
worn during the day. Don't ( loop in n
room that is not well ventilated. Don't
sit or eloop iu n draught. Don't Ho on
the loft aide too much. Don't lie on the
back _ to keep . , from . snoring. . , Don't ' try to
i i i ,11 r
got along with seven or eight hours Bleep
out of twenty-four. Don t jump put of
bed immediately on awakening in the
morning. Don't forgot to rub yourself
well with a crash towel or hands before
dressing. Don't forgot to take n drink
of jmro water before breakfast. Don't
take long walks when your atom-
nch is entirely empty. Don't start
to do a day's work without
eating a good breakfast. Don't oat any
thing but well cooked nnd nutritious
food. Don't oat what you don't want
just to eave it. Don't cat between meals
nor enough to cause uneasiness nt meal
timo. Don't ' cat the amallost morsel un
less hungry , if woll. Don't try to keep
up on cpllco or alcoholic stimulantswhen
nature is calling you to sloop. Don't
stand over hot air registers. Don't inhale
hot air or fumes of any acids. Don't fill
the gash with aootsugar or anything else
to arrest tlio hemorrhage when you cut
yourselfbut bring the parts together with
trips of adhesivopla&tor. Donlt wear thin
hose or light-soled shoos in cold or wet
weather. Don't strain your oyca by read
ing on nn empty alomaoh or when ill.
Don't ruin your eyes by reading or sowing -
ing at dusk , by n dlm.light , or flickering
candle or when very tinid. Don't sing or
holler when throat is
your Bor& op you are
hoarse. Don't drink ice wntor whim you
nro very warm , nnd never n glassful nt a
time , but simply aip it slowly. Don't
take some other person's medicine because -
cause you are similarly alllioted. Don't
bathe in loss than two hours after eating.
Don't eat in loss thnu two hours after
bathing. Don't call BO frequently on
your sick friend ns to muko your company
and conversation a bora. Dan't make a
practice of relating scandal , or stories
calculated to depress the spirits of tlio
sickr Don't forgot to cheer and gently
amuse invalids whqu visiting thorn.
Don't call on n sick friend nnd udvuo
him to take sorao other medicine , got
another doctor , oat moro , oat leas , sit up
or talk him to death before you think of
leaving.
In walking or other oxerciso. learn to
Itcup your mouth firmly closed , and to
brcatho entirely through ( ho nose You
can walk oa for again with far loss fatigue
and without getting out of breath , than
when you breathe through the mouth.
Try it.
The boat three medicines in the world
nro warmth , abstinence and repose.
A BwlnUlo ,
New York Sun.
_ The newest swindler discovered la a
girl , Bho waa in a tutegraph ottico writ *
iu a meftaagu. pho. were mourning
clothes , which were atrikingly neat and
cheap. ' 'Wllyoii ploaao tell tne/'elio '
said to n bystander , "how I can condense
this message to ton words ? 1 don't wish
to p < iy anything extra. " This is what
she had written on the "blank : "I am
friendless _ hero ; I have only a dollar loft.
Send Bomo monoy. " The unimprpssion-
Able narrator looked her squarely in the
face and found it charming , but not to a
delusive degree. The paler was artificial
and the dolorous expression was mimicry.
Every day for n week Bho had written
that snmo message , without over sending
it over the wires , but with moro or loss
success in exciting lucrative sympathy ,
Mirny ccwniottcs for tlio complexion has
from time to time been put upon the market.
Unt none have nUmd the tent as IIM 1'ozzonr *
medicated complexion powder. ItUnn alto-
Me curntlre for blotches , discolorationa , freckle -
le , etc. 1'or unlo by druggist * .
ItOMjINO AUOUN1) IN PAIiiYCKS.
Itoudolr Cam I low Atlc-
linn l ittl Ti'iivclR ' Sleeping
Iii"lia8onnnmlmln. "
Chicago Herald.
Two palncoa on wheels can bo aeon on
a switch track immediately south of tlio
Union depot , they are boudoir cars for
Iho UBO of tlio stars of Her Majcsty'e
Opera company , and appropriately named
"La Tnxviata" and "La Sonnambulln. "
A third car , "Adolina Patti , " will arrive
to-day and complete the most magnificent
train of cars over SOUH in Ohicago. Tlio
two earn first mentioned are nhko in the
interior appointments , and they tire in
deed palncca of mahogany , amarantJi
wood , ombosBcd leather , pinto glasn and
mirrors. Each car contains eight com
partments or state-rooms , half of the
number arranged for four and the other
half arranged for two occupants. On ono
end of the car is tlio gentlemen's toilet ,
smoking-room , kitchen and lunch-room
then follow the state-rooms , a library ,
and the ladies' toilet. An olcctrio ap
paratus connects all compartments with
the porter's room. The framework of th <
cars is of black oak , elegantly paintot
and frescoed , while the interior is linishm
in the most elegant style imaginable ii
amaranth wood of natural color , witl
panels of embossed leather in bronze o
antique design. Largo mirrors of tin
finest quality nro placed wherever sufllci
ent space could be found. The kitchoi
and lunchroom contain n splendid set o
table service of the finest china , out glas
and solid silver. The atato rooms arc
upholstered with mauve-colored Turkisl
plush , and laid out with Brussels carpets
and Persian tugs.
There isonodoublocompartraont , which
by moans of eliding doors , can bo dividoi
in sleeping partmont and sitting-room
while in the other rooms the seats ar
utilized as sleeping berths at night. Eacl
room is provided with a folding table
which is so arranged that it can do ser
vice as lunch table and as card table. The
library contains a fine selection of stand
ard works and the novelties in literature
The ventilation of the cars is perfect , anc
assures not only an oven temperature bu
prevents dust and cinders from entering
the car. The air , on entering the car
passes over largo blocks of ice am
through filtering material , then enters the
closed furnace-room , and is thcnco distri
butcd in the car by a system of radi
ators.
The car "Adolina Patti , " which wil
arrive hero to-day , is built on the same
principle , but contains a largo drawing
room , dressing-room and sleeping apartment
mont instead of the eight state-rooms
The interior finish of this car is still more
elaborate , and the cost of this magnificon
rolling structure is not loss than § 00,000
All these cars have double walls and the
interstices contain ground cork to deaden
the train noisn so that conversation may
bu carried on in an ordinary voice. It is
not trup , as stated , that the car "Adolina
Patti" is built for the great prima donna'
a lu > r ° uay. All UllL'U CHI'S arO tDI
property of the Mann Boudoir Oar com
pany , of Now York , who run similar car
on two of thn eastern lines , and aim to
have them introduced moro generally
The whole of the cars can bo rented , a
in this instance for the uao of the Mnplu
son company , or by compartments tc
smaller parties or couples if the cars an
attached to regular trains.
Doing a uruut xruu tot Good.
, Airs. J. Berry , of Portland , Mo. , wrltos-
IIKNllY'S OAftlJOLIO SALVE is doing
croat deal of good. Some of my friend
have boon great bonolUtad by its use , I thin
think it la the boat salvo I have ovot mot
Beware of counterfoils.
1'AKKEU'S PAIITPANAOKA euros pal
In Man and Boast. For uao externally. an
internally.
DH. HOGER'S ' VEGETABLE WOllo
SYKU1' Instantly destroys Worms and ro
H1OVU3 the Secretions which cause thorn.
Dn.DisWITT 0. KELLINGEirS L1NI
MIC NT is nn lufolllabln euro fur Kheumutlaii
Sprains , Lameness and Dlaooso of the Scalp
and of promoting the growth of the Hair.
Dentou'a Bnlsam cures Coldg,4 Coughs
Kliouumtlsm , Kldnoy troubles , etc. Cau b
wed externally as a plaster.
VhcQStory of Two Ilravo Hon.
Now Oilcans Times Democrat.
In that dcsporato battle of Murfroox
borro , or nasomo call it , Stone River , 01
the Itlst of December , 1802 , a gallant am
during ohargn was nmdo by Brockinridgo'
brigauo on tlio masked batteries of General
oral llosocrans , so placed oa to do fenrfu
work. The charge was one of the mos
desperate of the war , nud among the fore
most in it was the First Louisiana Reg ;
mont.
In this regiment a bravo soldier an
intrepid olllcor was Lieutenant J. B
Trial , of this city. Manfully ho won
forth to the terrible ordeal , and whil
leading his inon was struck down , mor
tally wounded. It _ was impossible t
withatwid such a rainstorm of misaloe
and , docimhtfld and torn , Brockinridgo'
biigado was forced -back. The Federal
swept over the field , which was covorot
with the dead and dying , and while th
bloody work was still going on , ono o
their number , Sergeant George W. Kenl
who was afterward First Lieutenant o
Company B , Eighty-eighth Illinois Vol
untceru , saw poor Trist fast sinking froi
his wounds , lying on the field.
Sergeant Kent wont to tlio aide of th
dying southern lieutenant and gave hi
parched throat n refreshing drought o
water from his can teen , and then , to pro
toot him from the cold , carefully wrappo
him up in some blankoU picked up o
the battlefield. In such a bloody hou
such brotherly attention mot with a grate
ful response in the heart of the dyin
man , and. taking oil" his sword , he pro
souted it in almost his last words to th
succoring Kent. The war wont on an ,
Sergeant Kent became lieutenant , n
treasured the sword dearly , and who
the contest ended ho had Lioutenan
Trial's name , date of battle , etc. , engraved
graved on the scabbard , intending
preserve it as a aouveruir of the war , '
Some months ago. thinking that rola
tivcs of the dead lieutenant might dosir
to recover the sacred rollo , Lieutuuun
Kent wrote to the association of th
Array of Tennessee , and the family wa
J. F. Bergesch , F. P. Fosdike. Fred , Sunder ,
OMAHA CARPET
CTOIBIBIESIRS !
-O3E-
4J 4
111 open to-day , at 1511 Douglas Street , with an
COMPRISING ALL THE JLATEST DESIGNS IN
t IP a 1 1 e > ir xi
Upholstery Goods , Lace and Turcoman Oartains
put in communication with him. A few
days ago the sword reached this city , and
the brother of the gallant dead officer ,
Mr. N. B. Trist , received it , twonty-ono
years after the battlo. Lieutenant Kent ,
of Gridloy , 111. , will over bo remembered
hero with sentiments of the warmest re
gard.
Younfr MonMiddlo Aged Mon nnd All Men
who suffer from early Indiscretions will find
Allen's Brain Food , the moat jxiworful Invifr-
orant over Introduced ; once restored by it
there is no relapse. Try H ; It never fails. SI ;
G for 85.
" \Vliy Ho Xilmpctl.
Cincinnati Times-Star.
As Jimmyson entered the post office
this morning ho hobbled , while at every
stop a look of pain shot across his face.
"Is it a bunion ? " sympathetically asked
a little old man , who had just succeeded
in pasting > vith mathematical certainty a
stamp on the upper right hand corner of
an envelope.
Jimmyson only started nt him
" \Vhon I had bunions , " continued the
old man , and his features seemed to radi-
oto with kindly interest , "I used to walk
just that way. Painful , isn't it ? "
"Painful ! Great Hosesl"
' Yoo , yo i I ituuw , and the urst
speaker cut Jimmyson short. "Makes
you wish you could swear inxforty-
seven languages. Bunions are a mighty
mean thing to have , now ain't they ?
You ought to soak your feet in hot w -
tor. "
"Oh , soak your head. I never saw a
bunion , " and Jimmyson was growingsav-
ago. ,
"Oh , not bunions 1 Corns , eh ! Iliad
corns once so awful bad that I thought I
must have a corner on the market. "
"Corns bo blowed , " shouted Jimmy-
son , "I received "
"So it was , I see , now. Wounded in
the late war. Always hurts this kind of
weather. If I was in your place I'd rub
myself with "
"Look hero , you old fool , I wasn't in
the war , and I'm fooling moan enough to
knock your blasted head off if you don't '
stop , "
"I was mistaken. But I know the
boat remedy in the world for rheumatism.
This aort of woatliorjs frightful bad for
people "
"For people that don't keep their
mouths shut. You blamed fossil of an
idiot. I havn't bunions , corns , woundo
rheumatism , lockjaw or anything olso. I
came down these post-ofllco stops twelve
at a tinio and struck the hardest place at
the bottopi. That's vrltat's the ; matter
with mo , and if you'vo got anything to
say about it , go on. "
But the old man meekly mailed his ,
letter and was silent.
The standard restorative especially in
coses of nervousness is Samaritan
Nervine , 81.GO.
"I am perfectly cured , " said Jas , Cor-
bin , of Wnahburn , 111. , "thanks to Dr.
Richmond's Samaritan Nervine. " At
druggists *
A Practical ilolco.
"Hoard a queer story at Columbus the
other day , " said a traveling salesman , as t
ho opened his "grip" and took out a pair
of elegant slippers and proceeded to
elevate his foot to the American standard
of comfort. "During the recent senatorial
contest there the Payne men and the
Pondloton men wore watching each other
pretty close , and to do it properly called
m a few detective' , . It seems each side
had sent to Pinkerton for a good man ,
and ono nigjit these chaps , both in disguise -
guise , mot m the room of Colonel Oliver
Payne , whore the heavy work waa carried
on. Detective No , 1 was introduced as
the Hon. Mr. Smith , from Cleveland ,
and No. 2 as Colonel Jackson , of Cincin
nati. Neither recognized the other.
Cobnel Payne , who likes a joke pretty
well , and whoso quick oyohad penetrated
the disguise of tbo Poi.dloton agent ,
whispered to his man : 'Say , that Colonel
Jackscu over there is handling some al
Peudleton funds ; I want you to follow si
him to night. Watch
him
close.1 And ci
so . ono of Pmkorton'a men spent most of al
1 * 11 . . _ . . .
ilni > r\f | *
the rest of the night shadowing another
of Pinkortou's
men. About 2 o'clock in
the morning the shadowed party conclud ed
ed ho had '
stood it long'enough and
urned ,
savagely upon the other with :
'What do you mean sir
, , by following
mo around all night like '
a dog ? Expla-
patlOIIB Of the
. . , usual slick character
- -
, , , wor
made by the shadower , but it was too old
.lory for the other , and the
game waa
up. When they finally recognized oaah of
other and realized the situation ynn can
bet they wore the two worst beat detec
tives in the country. 'It's all that Old
Payno's doings , ' said ono ; 'a" man with as
smart a son as ho is ddsotvos to bo United
States senator. ' "
A good name at homo is a tower of
strength abroad. Ton times as much
Hood s Sarsaparilla used in Lowell oswoll
any other.
Journalism In I'icrro.
Pierre Recorder.
Wo are generally at homo , and those
who wish to revel in the oriental magnifi
cence and splendor of our editorial bou
doir , are led by serfs to divans as soft and
yielding to the pressure of a human figure
as a mud pio.
Their hunger and thirst are assuaged
by delicious viands and wines of great ra
rity and good quality , having none of
the elements ot nightmare or deliri
um tremens concealed about their
clothes.
The twittering and purring of canaries ,
Maltese cats and other tropical birds ,
and the musical sound of our pen as it
glides cross shoot at'lyr c'u-i ' t of yilt-
udgcd pan or , lerwing a. trail of information
clothed In tea-box hieroglyphics in its
wake , and the gleeful shouts of the gold
fish playing tag and Copenhagen in the
aquarium are the only sounds that frac
ture the solitude.
Here , indeed , can our friends find bales
of peace and happiness.
Wo say our inonda ; we are never at
homo when our enemies call. Tire of
them intruded upon our sanctity last Sat
urday. Thoy'were bad men , and they
did not care who know it.
When the serf at the door said : "I will
take your cards , please , " they paused.
Then ono pulled a jack of spades and a
tray of diamonds out of the side pocket
of his coat , and deposited them on the
silver salvor. The other drew a bowie
knife and sliced'an oar off the serf , and
then kicked him through the skylight.
After which they opened the door of the
sanctum and. entered.
They said they wanted to see the edi
tor. Of course horas not in. Wo told
them so. Ono of them said the last isauo
of the paper had made a very facetious
and playful allusion to him , and ho had
just dropped in to show the editor that
ho appreciated it. With permission they
would make themselves at homo.
Wp hope they enjoyed their visit ;
wo did not. They scalped the cat , and
then put her in the cage with the birds.
They shot holes through the oil paint
ings , and frescoed the statuary with ink.
Then they commenced on us. They
ahampoonod our silken tresses with muci
lage , and poured the contents of thocus-
pidoro down our back. After spitting
tobacco juice into our eyes and smearing
our face with paste , they rammed us
head first into the aquarium. Then they
loft.
loft.Such
Such episodes as this tend to mar the
hcly happiness and serenity of an editor's
existence , making him moro cautious and
cruol. For you can bet your cerulean
old-gold , aoal-brown , or any other hued
socks that the next stranger who crosses
our portals without first giving the coun
tersign < and grip will take a sudden leap
over the battiomonts into the sweet sub
sequently.
Btnuntou Oouu'y ' Iiand.
Stanton Register.
There are thousands of acres of good
Farming lands in Stanton county for sale
at prices ranging from $ G to § 10 per
aero. The man who desires to rioisoss
liimself of a farm can hero find the best
of chances , and with but a small outlay
of ready cash. Lands are sold on long
time and at Ion- rates of interest. The
man who wishes to enter into the stock
growing business can hero find suitable
tracts having all tlio advantages of run
ning water , abundant hay , and
rich , wide ranges of pasturage.
The man who desires to settle
down among a good , industrious , law-
abiding people , can do no better than
select Stanton county. Do you think of
coming west ? then delay not. The
abundant crops for the past few years ,
the success that has attended stock-rais
ing , and the healthful cliinato , has attract
thousands to this etato and land has
grown amazingly in value within n brief
period , What bettor inducements can
Stanton county oiler than cheap lands ,
abundant crops , cheap corn and hay
for hogs and cattle , n healthy climate ,
good schools , and a homo among an in-
telli.ont , sociable , and industrious class
people.
THORNBURa PLACE !
Situated in West Omaha only two blocks from the proposed line of
the Cable Cirs , with the Belt Railway Crossing one corner , aud only three
quarters of n mile from the present Street-car Line , at the prices we are
asking for lots.
OFFERS SUCH INDUCEMENTS TO BUYERS EITHER FOR
RESIDENCES OR SPECULATION.
Lots in Thornburg Place are bound to double in value during the
comine : summer. Now is the time to get the nicest lots ever placed on
the Omaha market. Prices 51 50. to § 350. on monthly payments. We
have a few nice lots lett in
Parmenter Place ,
§ 325 . to § 400. each Easy terms 5 0 elegant lots in
ust south of theU. P. Depot , § 175. to 8300. monthly installments.
BeautiM 2 acre lots qc8250.each.
25 beautiful lots in Prospect Place § 200 to 8500. each , $15. down and
5 per cent a month. 15 lots in Lowes addition § 176. to 8300. loug
time. 8 lots in Bo3'd's addition , § 17i > . each. 12 lots in Patrick's
addition , SJ50. to S500. 6 lots in Plainview , th" finest ones in this
addition , 8475. to 500.
Lots in Barkers Sub-division and the following additions : Isaac &
'
Selden's , Itedick's , Mtlhrdand Caldwell's , West Omaha , Kirkwood , Oma
ha View , l-Inwthorne , Pike place. Credit. Froncipr , College place , Done : k-
eus , Park place , Parkers , Capitol'Hill , Hartman's. PJainview , &c &c.
Several choice acre tracts in Hises addition , Hawes addition , South-
Omnhaana West Omaha.i A choice 5 acre piece in Tuttles Subdivision
3 acres'in Okabama. 5 acres on Cuming street. 3 one acre pieces on
Sherman Avenue , near the fair grounds , also sonvs verp choree business
lots on Dodge , Fnrnnm , Harney , Jackson and other streets.
Wo have the finest market garden pieces to be had around Omaha.
Four , five and ten acre tracts on IGth street , iior.fcli of the fair grounds ,
400. to 81000 each on monthly payments.
A few nice acre corners in west Omaha , at less thau half the price
asked for adjourning land.
Two lots , containing 1 acres each , in Barker's aUotment. south 10th
street § 800 and § 1,000. Easy terms.
3 acres , south 13th street , 3,000. Will divide.
In. nil parts of the city. Wo have some great burgniiis iu residence A
property.
J. O. PRESOOTT JN. P. OORTIOE ,
J. 0. PRESCOTT & CO. ,
| V7CTl3.olofi , lo ctaxd 3Et.otn.iX
PIANOS & ORGANS !
Music , Musical Instruments of all Descriptions.
CHEAPEST AD IOST EELIABLE HOUSE
tlxo Otnto.
CALL AND KXAMINK OUR STOCK OR SEND VOR PRICES.
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ETC. ; LOW PRICES AND GOOD
Got ray Prices before bnv sr elsewhere. Yards , con > r
( H. PHILLIPS ,
{ Merchant Tailor !
IB Hi * KJ H I " 1B01 Farnam St. , Next Door to Wabasa Ticket Office.
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