THE DAILY BEE-OMAHA , SATITKDAYT , JANUARY 26 , 1884. THE OMAHA BEE. Onmlm Office , No. OIG Frirnnm SU Council Klufra Onico , No. 7 Ponrl Street , Ncnr Bromlwfty. New York Onico , lloom Of Tribune Building. PaHlihed every trornlnR , ' except Sunday The enl ) Monday morning dully. BUS BT MA1t > Ons TtiAr . $10.00 I Three Months. . $3.00 S.xUonibs. . . . . . . . 6.00 | Ono Month. . . 1.03 Till WB1KLT till , rimUAIIKD KVXRT WVDXKSDAT. THUMB POSTPAID. OooTeir . ( X03 I Throe Months . I CO 8U Months. . 1.00 | One Month. . * . . 20 American News CompMiy , c In the United States. A Communications relating to News and KdltorlAl mitten should be addressed to the EDITOB or Trui II u. BUSIKBM L1TTXR8. All nustnes.1 Letters and Remittances 'should tie uddrcawd to Tnn tins PnusiiMo OOHIMMT , OMAHA i Drafts , Chccka and Prutomco orders to bo made pay * nble to the order ot the companr. THE BEE PUBLISHING GO , , PROPS , B. ROSBWATBR , Editor. THE Burlington ily refused the invita * tton to walk into the parlor of the Union Pacific spider. 1A llrAm paper says the Omaha Bolt railway is being run on wind entirely. This is an insult toCol. % Hnnlon , general manager. IOWA has organized a prisoners' aid Association. Nebraska- does not need any. Our prisoners generally dig out without the aid of outsiders. TIIKIU : is no probability of Governor Murray , of Utah , being ro-appointod , His Kentucky record has boon brought up against him , and ho cannot survive it. TUK graveyard insurance business is getting a little too numerous in Nebras ka , and it behooves the state auditor to investigate and ventilate some of thcso concerns. TUB Virginia senate has politely re quested Mr. Mahono to resign. The great roadjustor will probably politely invite the Virginia senate to go to a hotter place than Richmond. POOL COMMISSIONER Vining will not have the pleasure of regulating the trafMo on the Burlington system. Vluing's fiat will only pass current in the Western Trunk Line association. Tuc house committee on commerce has finally yielded to the persuasive eloquence - quonco of the railway magnates , who will now endeavor to talk Mr. Reagan's inter state commerce .bill to death. THEIU ; is a good opening for a now bank at Loadville. Eight months ago there were four banks in that city , and within that period three of them have closed their doors for the last time. THE Second Adventists definitely an nounce that the world will como to an end I on the 4th of next November. This is t- probably the reason why the Second Ad ventists do not trouble themselves about the tariff revision. TKKKE is aljustico of the peace in Davenport who considers his reputation worth $50,000 , and aaks the Davenport Gazette to como into court. "Wo should like to BOO the Omaha justice of the peace who wouldn't part with his reputation for ono-tonth of that aunt. WHEN the members of the supreme court of Nebraska cannot find a flaw in the proceedings of the trial of a murder , they writa letters to the governor implor ing him to commute the sentence of the cssassin , for fear there might have boon uomo testimony against the poor follow that was liable to misrepresent his motives. ONLY three weeks ago the officers of the defunct First National bank of Lead- villo published their quarterly statement , which represents that institution to bo in perfectly sound condition. The sudden collapse of the bank shows that the con cern must hare boon a wreck At the time the January statement was published , This fact completely upsota tiib claim that our national banking ] aws are BO perfect that it is almost impossible to conceal the real condition of any national bank for any considerable time. ' TUB marriage of Frederick Douglas u this late day , at the ago of 73 , woult naturally create some surprise , but -when it is announced that ho has married riod a white woman of the sami ago as his daughter , surprise becomes comes intensified with disgust , shows that Vrod Douglas , with all his sturdy and sterling qualities , that have given him such prominence among his race , has degenerated iu his dotage , and lost caste both among whites nnd blacks. The woman he married must either bo ' ' Booking an unenviable notoriety by this union , or clso has sold herself. In any case it belittles Fred Douglas iu the esti mation of all who horotpforo had great reupcct for him. BBSATOX VAN WVCK never loses an opportunity to stop impositions upon the people through greedy officials. When tbo bill to create a territorial govern ment ( or Alaska came before the senate he made vigorous objection to the proviso vise that the United States marshal eliould bo paid partly by salary and 'p&rtly ' by fees. lie declared that United ( State * nanhals depending , upon foes liable to unrest people upon the pretexts in order to create feus , he insisted that the policy of the government n justice to the people should be to make the marshal n salaried offiwr , 'The oanate adopted Mr. Yan " n Wyok'a auggcfstiou , and a precedent has , tiiw been established which should bo n ever the oountry. T1IK STAGNATION OF TRADE. Wlu'lo money is easy , farm products abundant , and manufactured articles of all lands plenty , there is n stagnation of trade. Tha businos * situation is certain' ly A peculiar ono , under the circum stances , and is somewhat of a puzzlo. A similar state of affairs hns not occurred within the memory of the oldest mer chants of the country. It is explained , however , by the fact that there is an ever supply of nearly everything , and the consequence is that prices are low nnd the demand nnything but brisk. The winter is half ever , and clothiers , dry goods merchants , nnd boot and shoo dealers find themselves loaded down with stocks which they have been unable to dispose of , nnd they nro now endeavoring to unload as fast as possible by offering goods at remarkably low prices in fact , at n sacrifice. The loading clothing dealers say that trade has not been what they expect and in the line of overcoats alone they yet have nu immense supply. It must bo that the people are supplied for the present with about everything they want , and hence the stagnatien in trade. There has boon but very little demand abroad for our surplus of broadstulla and pro visions , and the result is an accumula tion in our own elevators and ware houses. The British markets are being supplied with wheat from India , thus putting us to the necessity of finding some other market for ono of our prin cipal exports. Until this is done our wheat will not command n very high priceas wo raise a great deal moro than wo need for homo consumption. Our farmers will have to do as our manufacturers do cut down the product for a season or two , and thus create a scarcity which will bo followed by n brisk demand. Ono of the main causes of the oversupply - supply in farm products and m manufac tured articles is the improved machinery which now does the work instead of men. Farm machinery has boon the means of increasing the capacity of producing broadstufis , and the work of a single farm that formerly required the labor of numerous persons is now done by ma chinery. So it is also in manufactures. The solution of the over-supply problem now is to create a demand , and so far the only way to make a demand is to gauge the production so that it will bo in keeping with the wants of the pooplo. THE REFORM SCHOOL. NKUHASKA OITV , January 24th , 1881. To the Editor of The Dec : DBAK Sin : That the Reform school at ivcr.rnoy sadly needs reforming , is evident dent from a communication to Tun Bii : 'ccently ' , But it strikes a man up a tree h.it our glorious young state has no re. 'arm school at all. Witness the follow ing circular : KEAKNEY , Nob. , January 9,1884. County Judge , Otoo County : DEAU Sin : I am directed by the pard of public lands and buildings to give notice that no moro children can be ocoivod at this institution until further notice , or until the building now being iroctcd can bo occupied. Respectfully , S. 0. MULLINH , Superintendent. The question naturally arises , by what authority said superintendent issues such ii notice ; and , secondly , by what color can ho refuse to receive children ad judged k > bo sent to said school ] It is generally upposod youthful culprits are thither lent to effect a radical reformation ol iharactor and by learning a tradc ( ? ) on < iblo thorn on leaving said institution , to earn an honest living and become respect able citizens. But your recent correspon dence dispels this fond illusionand makei ono think thoroform school is not designer 'or any such purpose , but as a sinecure 'or favored individuals. What shall we do with juvenile offenders ? Keep then n county jails ? Send them to the poni tentiary'f or turn them loose to the njury of the community , anr their own destruction ) This is a matter of great social importance and the whol conduct of said institution demands thorough investigation. Fancy youn children being upnt to bed in those rooms with insufficient covering and lot rui around half clad , and half shod , in the cold of such a winter as this. Bah Amidst the multifarious appropriations * s there no monpy to bo found to clothe shoo , and furnish bed covering for these poor unfortunates ? If there is not , for mercy's sake lot them return to the several'counties to which they uovoralli belong and disestablish that miannmct 'institution so that if wo cannot reform wo bp not criminally guilty of judicia cruelty. Yours , oto. , THOS. 0. MOJIOAN , County Judge. This is a torso aud pertinent inquiry The official organ of the state board o publio lands and buildings , in n recon issue' , assures the people that the bean is well satisfied with the present management mont of the state reform school , but i the board cannot provide the ways am means to take proper care of the inmate of the reform school the people are no satisfied with the board. Tha a commonwealth like Nebraak cannot accommodate juvenile of fenders , because the funds voted by th legislature for .that purpose have bee misappropriated , is certainly a hutniliai ing admission. There never lias bee any difficulty to find ways and means t provide the atato officers at the capito with furniture aud supplies , whether the legislature ninko an appropriation or no ! but when an emergency arises in u stat institution like the reform swhool , th etato board is suddenly paralyzed am helpless. _ ' Timmanagoruof the Burling ton railroai have finally broken off all negotiation looking to the combination of their ays torn with the new Union Pacific pee ! The longer they talked the wider the differed upon the question us to how fair division of the traffic west of th Missouri could bo made between th Burlington and the Union Pacific and it allies. The interest of the Burlingto was manifestly to remain outaido of th poll and take its chances on the trans Missouri trafficY 'heu this concluaio was reached the conference was at one Wo shall now h&va BOOIO compotitio > otwcon two great railway systems west f Iho Missouri. There need not nocos- arily bo a war of rates , which in the end s nmro disastrous to the public than to 10 railroads engaged in it. But there will bo bolter accommodations for ship- ore , and fairer treatment all round , 'ho natural impulse of the people will bo , o patronize the road that remains nut- ! do of the pool , and the Burlington will tart with that advantage in its compoti- ton for patronage. OTltKll LANDS THAN OUltS. Parliament will comono on the 5th of Fob- uary a'.id tlio sesaton promises to bo ono ol nlvoraal Intercut. The measure by whlclitho beral party proposes to stand or fall will belie > lie extension of the franchise which will place rolnml on the eamo footing an England and cotlnml. Whlfo the great majority of lib- rain , under the load of Ghamborlaln , will nnist upon making this the lending Isnuo , Hr. Herbert Qladalono and a small faction of Im llborali arc opposed to making a govern' nont question of it. This faction would pro- or to drop the subject for the present n cane the bill is rejected by the .oiiso of lords rather than force a Ifieolutlon of parliament In going before ho oountry. w bother the views of the prom , cr are reflected by his son , it Is difficult to incertain , The preponderance of sentiment n the party is In favor of a more decided ourse , and ft Is difficult to see how the liber als can avoid standing or falling by it when ho measure is once brought up. There is a > rospcct of a considerable contest in the com- nons before the measure assumes the shape lu which * 'it ' will bo transmitted to the other louso. A certain class of liberals will join the opposition and endeavor to have Ireland ixcludod. Whllo the Irish parliamentary larty , under the leadership of 1'ar- mil , will do what they can to obstruct matters at every turn. Such a least Is the present Indication. Those com- lined forces will bo able to effect delay , if lothlng oho. To complicate the situation of a redistribution of seats will also bo brought n. The present mission of the liberal party vill not have boon fulfilled until It has se cured the equalization of franchise and rcpro- ontatlun , and the removal of all causes of nut complaint , arising from discrimination in awsvith respect to Ireland. Whether Mr. iladstuno will be able to accomplish these ro- orms depends1 a good deal upon his physical condition. Ills political life would not bo appro- irtately rounded out if ho did not lay down ils management until these things are accom- > llshod. If a dissolution comes this soeslon m the franchise extension the return of the ibcnils to power is almost assured. The only tioug point the conservatives can make will 10 on the blunders In Egyptian affairs. The situation In Kgypt continues very crit- cal. Khartoum has hocomo the most impor- ; ant city in the world to the Gladstone cabi net. Whether Its garrison is saved or massa cred , it is the center of political interest of ho hour , and it apparently Involves the life ind death * of the English Ministry , toports are contradictory as to the chances of the city , but their general pur. > ort is gloomy. Below tna frontier fixed > y the English cabinet there are scattered 13.000 soldiers and as many thousand civilians. Six thousand camels at least would required to relieve them , and a dollar for every cent the kbcdtvo can afford. Several small garrisons south ot Khartoum have al ready been cut off , and the mahdi is reputed ; o mossacro freely. The Kilo is blocked both north and south of the doomed city. Hosts jf Arabs are swarming toward it , and Inside it good half of the population believe In the juahdl. "Who shall help us ? Wo are desert ed I" are the words of a letter justtbceivod from the town. Baker Pusha , at Suakim , has almost as momentous a task in rescuing the farrlson and the women and the children of SInkat , and the prestige of the for eign government which is involved in their fato. General Gordon , who in iprhaps the most competent British ifficor to handle Egyptian troops , has boor lispatchid to the scat of war , but it Is feared ho will come rather late. The change of ministry in Spain is an event of considerable importance , as it probably points to u change both in the homo and for eign policy of the government. It Is the re sult of the division of the Spanish liberals , on whom the king has lately boon relying , into a cries of shades or groups , who crnnot bo gof ; o agree. The Into ministry of I'osado Horr- eras was composed of what is called the Dyn astic loft , or In plain English Monarchical IladlcaK Dut it had to accomplish the almost Impossible task of keeping on good conns with , aud securing for the crown the Htipport of the radical or republican radicals , rho klng'H speech at the opening of the seslon was made to favor not universal suffrage exactly , but apian of slightly limited suffrage produced by the Sagasta cabinet In 1882 , which would have created a total of S 014OOU voters , while real universal suffrage would have created a total of 3,050,000. The differ- oncQ between the two fiiruros was so slight that the minister thought it was not worth preserving , and ho accordingly declared for the latter , thus alienating the liberal centre , under Sagasta , who will not hoar of a great extension of the suffrage even in the moderate form pi In ted iu the kiug'u speech. The acces sion of the coiibei vutlvcs to ofiico in Spain Is hold , curiously enough , to hotter guarantee radical and republican quietude than the suc cess of Ssgasta's filemu who , on account ol their lukowannnoss , are moro fiercely hated than open opponents. The army in uneasy , but Alfonso has the reputation of being a man to risk every thing and to shoot first. Chinese diplomacy la after nil not suited to the peculiar atmosphere of Europe. Accord ing to a German newspaper , when the Mar. quls Tseng was told that the French expected to make China pay a war indemnity , ho de clared in a vein of sarcasm that China was hoi yet on the road to Sedan , In Germany not a little amusement was created over this neal allusion to the exaction of a war Indemnity from Franco after Sedan. Outside of Gar * many it woa thought that the Chinese ambas sador had uttered a smart but undiplomatic response. Prime Minister Ferry , however , has taken the matter so seriously that ho ha ; written to the Chinese legation tw ask if the Gorman report of the Marquis Tseng's remark U authentic. The reply to this application for Information U far moro diplomatic than the original cause of offence. Hut the Chinese ambassador does not disclaim the authorship of the reference to Sedan , He did not think that hla communication to the German editoi would bo made public , and therefore he could not hau forenoon that ho would wound the fcuU-cuteein of the French. "All the same , ' however , the French smart under this sting and the oidy oxcuao of Its author Is that I was ghon In a confidential communication , The latent dispatches from the west roost o South America , under date of January 11 ! contain two brief pieces of Intelligence whlcl artnery significant to anybody who keeps tin run of affairs in that region sufficiently to Interpret terprot them. The first U that the Iglesla government of 1'ern has withdrawn Its cominis tlou of mlnl > ! tor to the United States from Senor Vlllena , who arrh ed hero i\ few w eeks ego , aud has conferred it upon Sonor.Elmoro wlio was delegated u ? minister to the Unltei States by the O&Merou government of Peru and was Officially received by 1'rebtdont Ar thuron October IS , 1H31 , and has coutlnutu o\er f-lnce to be treated in that capacity a Washington. The second In that Don Nicholas llerolu , who was dictatot of Peru from the tl ma uftha fight of President Praito In Do'omb < > r 1880 , till after the capture of hlma by the Chileans ) in January , li-81 , and the setting u | of the Oaldoron goveinmant a few weeks later and than abdicated and followed Prado , is 01 hU Way hack to hU country upon a ttoame which loft Southampton , England , laxt Tim 1-3 day. As no steamer for the United State left .Southampton on that day ho doubtlct has taken pamau-o by way of the Straits o Magellan to Valparaiso , uud hU arrival a Lima will occur early lit March If ho choose to go there forthwith , or at Valparaiso ho ma > select his own tlmofor the purixwo , unless th Chileans interfere with his iiio\uwontii. Wo interpret the o two pieces of Intelll genco to mean th t , that Plcrola Is pen a belief that a * foon as the national Mombly which Igleslas has summoned to meet In Lima at the beginning of March to atlfy his treaty of peace with Chllo shall have onoyhat work the tlmo will In ripe to foment a revolution In the Peruvian capital which hall put Iglcsias to death or flight and again abolish constitutional government In Fern and reinstate Piorola as dictator upon the ulns } second , that Igloslas who , by common : onsont , is about at honest a man as there Is n public life In Peru , though by no moans so [ Utckwlttod as most of the politicians of that country , has disassociated himself definitely rom the Piorollat of "national" party with vhich over sinso his establishment In Lima 10 has been slowly severing an intimate con- leccion. and now looks mainly for support o the "constitutional" party , of which the jaldaron government , that practically lorlahod with the capture of Aroquipa by ho Chileans , was the representative. This iltuation of affairs concerns the United State * n various ways. Among the most obvious of thorn , It may hurry a decision upon the claim > f the Igloslas government to recognition at Washington ! for President Arthur scarcely can continue to treat Senor Elmoro as 1'or- ivlan minister , now that ho has accepted a commission from Igloslaa , without thereby ccognlzlng the government which ho under- > akcs henceforth to represent ; and as the > thor foreign powers confessedly are waiting or the United States to take leadership with regard to recognition , it may precipitate an icknowlcdcmont of the authority of Igleslas > y them all. In his transfer of his diplomat- o commission from Villona to Elmoro , under hese circumstances Igloslas displays moro hrovvdnoss than has distinguished most of his ransactlons. The second session of the fifth parliament of ho Dominion of Canada was opened with a pcoch from the throne represented by the [ ovornor-general. Compared with similar tate papers , the speech , so called , is rather dull. ' ! ho governor-general regards the com. mercial initiation of the dominion as , on the vholo , stable ami prosperous , although , to udgo from reports , a largo proportion of the icoplo of the dominion think otherwise ; and > ho Internal Fisheries exhibition In London Is alluded to an having boon a potent and effect- vo moans of makinp Canada's resources in , hi3 direction widely known. The speech deals Iu flattering terms with the government's pot , the Canadian Pacific railway , and the promise is made that the Pa cific coast will bo reached before the lapse of , hn o moro Tears. It is suspected , however , , hat financial matters in connection with the company are by no means satisfactory. It is also stated In the address from the throne , , vith apparent satisfaction what the figures , lowover , belie that the number of immi grants who resolved to remain within the Ca- ladian borders lost year was proportionately n excess of that of previous years. It makes no protest against pauper Immigration , of which Canada , according to all accounts , has vltogothor moro than Is desirable or the coun ty can afford. The speech , on the whole , is not an embodiment of profound wisdom or originality. Pope Lee XIII bids fair to earn a high reputation us a statesman as well as an able spiritual head of the Catholic church. While the negotiations between the Vatican and the Prussian government are going on so satisfac torily that in a short time the world will see the relations of Gorman Catholic clergy tote to the German empire once moro placed upon a footing mutually beneficial. Ills Holiness is endeavoring to aroube a revival in this coun- tryjwhioh may have effects of the greatest importance to the church at largo. Viewing the constructions which are to be convoyed in the November plenary council in Baltimore merely from a secular point , they show high and enlightened purpose. In llussia the clericals and the government are at each other's throat again ; the nihilists liavo given up the printing press and now em ploy the hoktograph ; the murderers of Sudel- kin have probably escaped , and while the czar and bis ministers are trembling In their skins the general populace of St. Petersburg is de scribed as going gayly to the. theaters , as the Parisians did during the regime of Robes' pierro. Immigration is a prominent topic of conver sation in the Argentine Republic , for which it promises do much. Last November close upon 9,000 immigrants and passengers landed at Buenos Ayresandthe'arrivalsof the eleven months then ended footed up 65,000while for the whole year a total of 76,000 was promised. This la the largest number ever known to ar rive. "Half Italy. " says a correspondent , "fe emigrating to the Plate , and the class of emi grants is much superior to those of former years. About 30 per cent of the new arrivals are young women , a healthy feature in immi gration. " Tim Girl I didn't Wed. She's trim and true and tender , Her eyes are soft and blue , Her merits are not slender , Her faults a meagre few , Ho walks in fields Elyslau On whom her smiles are shed Oh. dear , to Memory's vision In the girl I didn't ' wed. Her eyes has Love'a own glim in : Her voice Is soft and low , A boss good thing m women , As Shako said long ago. I call her tresses "Titian. " Yet some would call them rod I scorn such small precision With the girl I didn't wed. It sets my heart to boating When I recall the scone , The first dear day of meeting- She said she was sixteen. So she must fctill bo youthful , Though several years have lied For she was pretty truthful , Was the girl I didn't wed. Why did I lose this treasure } All , that I may not toll ; But pondeiing this at lelture , I think it's just as well She took a grayhoord hoary , With one tooth in his head Ifo tells a different story Of the girl I didn't w d. . [ Puck's Annual , EDUCATIONAL , Indiana university bos dropped Greek ant Latin. Of the seven Russian universities , Moscow , the largest , has -700 students. Small school districts in Connecticut are being consolidated in order that bettor teach era can be employed. Sixteen towns have already abolished the old time "district" sys tern , Moscow , with its 700,000 people , had onlv 5,000 school < hlldron and St. Petersburg , with a population of 860,000 xouU , had only 1,000 , But the latter has gained of late years. The government spends moat of its money in the western conntriei. the Idea being HS much as possible ta Russianize those pro vlncoj. The Tartars are in general fur aheat of the Russians in elementary knowledge They are taught In the mosques , and boast that they have no children under 15 who can not reail and write. > Tha entire expense of the public schools of Chicago for thu year ending July , 1877 , wns f HiM5.M. At the lost meeting of the board of educttiou the common council was asked to appropriate the modest sum of $1,521,257 for the support of the schools during the current year. Of course the number of children has increiwed. In 1877 the total enrollment was 53MJy : , while It Is now , as reported at the last meeting of the board , Ii7,398. These figures , however do not show thn number of pupils who uttond school during the entlro dav. No Jess than 15,25.1 attend school but half the tlnie , The University of St. Andrews Unotalono i honoring American cholar hlp. Dr. Charlej Waldorstelii , a member of the junior year of the class iif 1875 nt Columbia-collet , who has betiij deliverinjf , during his brief visit to New York , Hires lectures ou Gieok art aud nrclueo- ogv before the Columbia Alumni association , U the newly elected director of the Fltzwllliam Art museum , Cambridge university , England. 1 cere were clx compntltora for thu place , left yacHiit by Prufwsor Sidney Colvlu'a transfer to the BrltUm museum , and the cry against the choiceofaforeigner was raised in this ewe a4 with Mr. Lowell. The Sapranurato school teacher * have adopted the plin. of luvvir. . ) ; scholars bring copies of til9 daily newtpaprtt , and * ng them about the location of placer glren n the telegraphic Items and other news. The ichomo Is worthy of general adoption , 0,1 It 'ncrcapcs the internet of the pnpil In h/ ) itudios , nml gives a wider range of informa- lon than can bo acquired from text books , tint perhaps ono objection to It Is that it pro- itipposoi wide and accurate Information on topics of current interest among school teach- era. n supposition not always berne out in eallty , especially among the class of Instnic- ors who limit their work to the heartntr of ocitations and who never venture out bf ho range of the text books. The Oiled Occnii. i'ow York 1'ost. The patented system by winch Mr. Shields , of Perth , smooths the broken aurfaco of the sea , is at the present mo ment being put upon its trials : \t ( ho f'llranco ' to Folkestone Harbor. The chairman M > t directors of the South stoi 11 railway company have granted , ho uao of their pier to Air. Shields ferris ris experiments. On the eastern aide of the pier , where the entrance to the Imr- ) or is situated , a luadon pfpo a thousand 'cot ' iu length 1ms already boon laid along .ho bottom of the ooa. The pipe is fur- lishcd with n scries of iron branches about two foot in length And some seven- ; y fcot apart. Each branch terminates in a vnlvo and a brass roao like that of a watering-pot. The main leaden pipe is connected at its shore end with a , iorco- lump placed on the pior. By moans of ; ho forco-puinp oil is driven through the widen pipe and out of the small perfora tions in the roses. The oil then rises in minute globules to the surface and rapidly spreads over n wide area. On Monday morning n brisk easterly brcczo and a strong title made it rougb enough to cause Borne hesitation as to sending the paten tee's steam barge out of the harbor. For the first time , therefore , the virtues of the apparatus vrero tested. Some fifteen or twenty gallons of the cheapest rock oil [ ( id. per gallon ) were speedily pumped , nto the troubled waters. The effect was magical. In half an hour there was not a sign of broken water. " This ought to bo of interest to the Standard Oil company. Extremo'i'ired Feeling. A' lady tells us "tho first bottle has doiio my daughter a great deal of good , her fqod does not distress her now , nor does she suffer- from that oxtrcmo tired feeling which she did before taking Ilood Sarsaparilla. " A second bottle effected a euro. No other preparation contains such a concentration of vitalizing , enriching , purifying and invigorating properties as Hood's Sarsaparilla , My Neighbor and I. M. Quad In Drnko't ) Traveler. I am mad at the man on the southwest corner of the block , and ho is mad at me , and it's all ou account of nothing at nil. Wo bought a mantel and grate just alike and costing the same price. We had til ing just of the same pattern , laid down by the same man. For five years wo wore like brothers. If I had a sick horse , I consulted him. Wo went over to his house to play old sledge , and his family came over to my house to play croquet. I'd have turned out of bed at midnight of the darkest nightyouever sawand walked twenty miles through the mud thirty feet deep , to bring a doctor in case of sickness , and I'm certain he'd have done fully as much for me. In an unfortunate hour mj [ brother-in- law from Chicago paid mo a visit. He Raid the mantel was very handsome and the grata a perfect beauty , and added : "But you want a brass fender. " "No ! " "Certainly you do. It will bo an immense - menso improvement. " A day or two after ho returned home he aont mo a brass fender from Chicago. Ho not only sent it as a present , but paid the express charges. Some ono told the man on the southwest corner that I had a brass fender. "It can't be ! " "But ho has. " "I'll never believe it ! " "But I've seen it. " , "Then ho is a scoundrel of the deep est dye ! Some folks would mortgage their souls for the sake of showing off a littlol" When this remark was brought to mo I turned red , clear back to the collar-but ton. I called the southwest corner man n liar and a horaothiof. 11 said that his grandfather was hung for murder and that his oldestbrothcr was instate prison. I advised him to sell out and go to the Cannibal islands , smd I qflbred to buy his house and turn it into a soap fac tory.Tho The usual result followed. He killed my cat and I shot his dog. Ho complain ed of my alloy and I madia him put down n new sidewalk. Ho called my horse an old plug , and I lied about hia cow and spoilt a sale. Ho got my church pow away by paying a higher price , and I de stroyed his credit at the grocery. Ho is now maneuvering to have the city compel mo to move my bam back nine feet , and I have all the arrangements inado to buy the house next him and rent it to an undertaker as a coflin wareroom. 19 UNFAILING < AM ) l. llpileptte Sjxum , Falling Sickness , Convul sions , St. Vitus Banco , Alcoholism , Opiam Eating , Seminal Weakness , Im = potency , Syphilis , Scrofula , end nil * Nervous and Blood Diseases. CSTTo Clergymen , Lawyers , Literary Men , Merchants , Hankers , Lndlrs and all whoso sedentary employment causes Nervous Pros tration , Irregularities of the blood , stomach , bowels or kidncfg , or who require a ncrvo tonic , nppetlzci'oi utlrnulent.A'amarifan Jftr- rinc muvaluawe. ant that over sustaliv ed a slnKtng system , | 1.DO , at Druggists. Tha Dn. S. A. RICHMOND MEDICAL CO. , Solo ProSt - , St iqseph. Mo. tar tp tnni > 'uii < uno wUrmurv < MO mumi ) , da ) Coal BARKER & MAYNH , , E , Cor , I3lh& Fainam StsOmahaNeli , , ) AND GONNELSVILLE COKE ! STEELE , JOHNSON& CO. , Wholesale Grocen II. 13. LOOKWOOD ( formerly of Lockiruod & Draper ) Chicago , Man- nger of the Tea , Cigar and Tobacco Departments. A full line of nil grades of above : also pipes nnd sinolcers'articles carried in . stock. Prices and samples furnished on application. Open orders intrusted to tis shall receive our careful attention Satisfaction Guaranteed. AGENTS FOR BENWOOD NAILS AND LAFLIN & * RAND POWDER CO' L ! JOBBER OF IK' EASTERN PRICED DUPLICATED 1118 FARNAM STREET , . . OMAHA NEB P. GOODMAN , OMAHA'NEBRASKA. J . WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN i IJ K/JUlJ.JUL AiMl | A AU&iiULUj SASH , DOORS , BLINDS , MOULDINGS , LIME , CEMENT , PLASTER , &C- STATE AGENT FOR AIILWAUKEE CEMENT COMPANY. Union Pacific Depot , - * DEALERS IN [ SPECIAL'NOTICE TO Growers of Live Stock and WE CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO It Is the best aud cheapest food for etock of any kind. One pound la equal to three poundo of corn stock fed with Ground OU Cake In tlia Fall and Water , Instead of running down , will Incrcaflo In weight , and bo In good marketable condition la the spring. Dairymen , aa wall at others , who use It can tortify to its merits. Try It &nd judge for yoursch eg. Price $25.00 per ton ; no charge for sacks. Address , WOODMAN LINSEKD OIL COMPANYT OmanNab. . Double and Single Acting Power and Hand 3 I Engine Trimmings , .Mining Machinery , ! Bolting , Hoao , Brass and Iron Fittings Steam Packing at wholesale and reioil. HALLADAY WIND-MILLS , CHUROE AND SCHOOL BELLS. Corner 10th Farnam St. , Omalia Neb , or S , AND JOBBERS OF DOMESTIC CIGMS.TOBAGCOS.PIPESsSIOEWiBTIOLES . PROPRIETORS OP THE FOLLOWING ) CELEBRATED BRANDS : Reina Victorias , Especiales , Roses in 7 Sizes from $6 to $120 per 1000. AND THE FOLLOWING LEADING FIVE CENT CIGARS : Combination , Grapes , Progress , Nebraska , Wyoming and Brigands. WE1 "HTTTPT TH A "IPT ? 1 ? A G'P'BPT lVT ( WJi UU.OjJJb.tlJL.fiii J&&DJE.J&J&.23 8END FOR PRICE LIST AND SAMPLES. 0. M , LEianiON. H. T. OL\RKE. LEIGHTON & GLABEE , KBuccrasona TO KE.VNAIUI DUOS. & oo. ) DEALERS IN Paints , Oils , Brushes , Class OMAHA - - - - „ . ,