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| y THE DAILY BEE OMAHA , SATURDAY , JANUARY 19 , 1884. l > J W IK THE LI5A.UNED Specialist ! 343 LARIMER STREET. Why you nhould try the celebrated Dr. II. W gnor' tncthcxln ot euro : 1. "Dr. IL Wagner li a natural physician. " O. 8. KOWT.KR , The Orcatont Mvlng Phrenologist- "Few can oreo jou as a doctor. " Tin. 3. HIMUD , The World' ) Orcatont rhvelognomlst. ( I . "You uro wonderfully proflclent In Jour know ! edge ot dlwaao anil medicines. " DR. J. MATTiumi. 4. "Tho afflicted find ready relief In jour pro enco. " DR. J. RiMiiH. 6. "Dr. It. Wagner I * a regular graduate trota Hellenic Hospital , Now York cltj j hanhadvcrj ex tensive hospital practice , and la thoroughly pooled on all branches ot Ids beloved science , especially on chronlo diseases. " Dwi. UeowKitt-L ft Rwma. 8. "Dr. II. Wafrner has ImmorUlliod himself by hU wonderful dlocot ory ol spccKlo roinedlog ( or prl vato and sexual diseases. " V Iritlnla City Chronicle. 7. "Thousands of Invalids flock to BOO Mm. " Sun Francisco Chronicle. 8. "Tho Doctor' * long experience as a ipodaltit imould render bun very lUoccMtul. " Rocky Moun tain News. Plain Facts Plainly Spoken. At onotlmo a discussion of the secret vfoo was en tirely avoided by the profession , and medical works but a tew j oars ago would hardly mention It- To-day the physician Is of a different opinion ; ho U nwaro that It Is his duty Jlsafrreeaulo though It may bo to handle this matter without gloves and epoak plainly about It : and Intelligent parent * and guardians will thank him for doing so. The results attending this destructive rice wcro or- mcrly not understood , or not properly estimated ; and no Importance being attached to a subject which bj IM uaturo does not Invllo close Inv estimation , U wai willingly Iirnorcd. The habit Is generally contracted by the joung while attending school ; older companions through their example , may ) n responsible for It , or It may ot acquired through accident. The excitement once ex perienced , the practice will bo repeated again and ocraln , until at last the habit becomes firm and com pletcly enslaves the victim. Mental and nervous af tllctions are usually the primary results of self abuse Among the Injurious effect * may bo mentioned lass ) tudo , dejection or Irrasdbillty of temper and general debility. The boy seeks seclusion , and rarely joint tn the sports of his companions. If ho be a jonng man ho w 111 bo little found In company with the othei BOX , and Is troubled with exceeding and annoying basbfulncss In their presence. Lascivious dreams , emissions and eruptions on the face , etc. , are also prominent symptoms. If the practice Is violently persisted lnmoroserloui disturbance * take place. Great palpitation of the heart , or opUoptlo convulsions , are experienced , and the Buffcrer may fall Into a complete state of idiocy bo tore , finally , death rUIov cs him. To all these engaged In this dangerous , practice , ! would Bay , first of all , stop It at once ; make o\ cry possible cflort to do so ; but II you fall , If your non out aystem la already too much shattered , and cense qucntly , jour willpower broken , take some nerve tonlo to aid j ou In ) our effort llaIng treed yourself from the habit , I would further counsel jou to go through a regular course of treatment , for It Is a great mistake to supposi that any one maj , for some time , bat every so lltt' e gl o himself up to this fasclnatlne but dangerous exUteuicnt w Ithout suffering from Itt ovtl consequences at some future time. The numnot of joungmcn who are Incapaclatcd to fill thoUutloi en joined by wedlock Is alarmingly largo , and In most of mich cases this unfortunate condition of things can bo traced to the practice of Belt abuse , wlilcli hail been abandoned years ago. Indeed , a few months' practice of this habit Is sufUclcnt to Induce spormatonhooal 1 later years , and I hav o many of such cases under treat mentat the present day.JO Young Men i Who may bo suffering from the effects ot youthful follies or Indiscretions will do n ell to avail thomaolt o of this , the greatest boon e > or laid at the altar of BUf fcrlnK humanity. Dn. WAQ.NRR will guarantee to ( or felt $500 ( or every case of seminal w cakncus or prh at * disease o ( any kind and character .which bounder * takes to and f alia to cure. Middle Aged Men. Thora are many at the ago of 80 to CO who ore troubled with too frequent evacuations of the bladder dor , often ocoompanloU by a slight smarting or burn Ing sensation , and a weakening ot the sistein In i manner the patient cannot account for. On examin ing the urinary deposits a ropy sediment will often be found , and sometimes small partlUca of albumen will > pear , or the color will be ot thin mllklsh hue , again ness. Dr. W. will guarantee a perfect euro In all casuf and a healthy restoration ot the genlto urinary or gans. Consultation free. Thorough examination and Ad vice , $5. All communications should bo addressed , Dr. Hour ) Henry Wagner , I' . O. 389 , Bom or , Colorado. The Young Man's Pocket Companion , by Dr. II Wagner , 1s worth Ita n eight In gold tojouug men Frloo $1,25. Bent by mail to an ) address. . A FRIEND TO ALL. Ono Who is Nowlod and Nobly Fills hie Place. Denver Is m ro ( ortunato than she knows In the possession of the talents and energies ol a man who has glteu his tlmo and thought not merely to the perfection of bis skill an ft practitioner of his pro < legion of medicine , but to the study of those pro < ( ound things of science and uaturuuhlch tend to the uioro complete understanding of the problem ot life and of the Ian-got nature and the moans of gaining the greatest practical goods to mankind from the In formation thus acquired in the abstract. Such a man is Dr. II. Wagner , who la located at 813 Larimer utreet Dr. Wagner Uoioted miny jeara to the ac quisition ot the knowledge neccouary to his prof 98- tloii lu a number of the loading medical tmhooli of the most eminent and profound teachers , tutch names ai Ir. ( Irons and fir. I'anooaht apjiearlng ninong his preceptor * Nor dl j bis studios vnd here , They continued In the field ol the practicing fauillj phlucian and In the oxtiorlenccs of a man ot exten sive travel. IIohaivultcdo\er > section ol the Uni ted States paying studious attention to the dlflerent cli racterlitlc8 of the \ arlou > portions of the country , partlcuhrly with regard to their effect , cllmatlo am ! otiieruIso upon health and the dldenmt forms of dl . ascs. With the combined powers ot close study , ex tentlveobicnatlon and almost unlimited practice , l r. Wagner came to Denver three jears ago equip I > ed as ( ew hate the right to claim to battle the toe of mankind , the dreided cnemj , dltcaio. In order tc render the greatest Rood to sotiety , Dr. Hagnor Ueci iled to lay aside the general bnnihes of practice ant ! brlugallbss rliw knowledge and pnnor to bear up on thu ( o which among the army of Instdloui death agents U the greatest. Illi vide experience had taught blmwhat weapon * to use and vlilcli ti dUcard , and after equipping hlnuelf ai his tralni * Judgment vr s so well Me to oihUo htm ho com inenoedboldly and contlJcntl ) his attack. In eatl mating the results and SUCCOBS oclilotid , It U onlj neoewary to know the doctor' * p-wltlon and utandlni to-daj. While located In this city , hli practice Is bj no rucann confined to its limitl nor thin vcctluii o country. Ills correspondence and usprtMboolstcs tUy In black and Milte la his ixwfevs on of a field o piactke bounded only by the lines nhlch bounj tin origin and bieauthol too louutry , and which ha laced htm M hero a man of hlsikllland Intellectun attalnmentiilesencs to toandkhooM to bo caabi him to rewli the highest sphere of mwfulnciui to mil ferine humanity the plane of flniucUl Indcpvn dence. Dr. Wsgner has contiltmtcd of his pro | > rl tytotho ubitanll l liujiroMJincnt ot Demur In tb erection ot a fine block on Larimer street , oppofclti hU present oOlc' , No. 81) . It Kill be read ) ( or ocou l ncy la a tew weeks , andli an evidence that th doctor U to be numbered union ; the iiermanunt am rolldcltUeniottho metropolis of thu pUIu * | I > eu crTrltune , DR. H. WAGNER & CO. , fV- ' .343 Larimer St. Address Box'2389 DENVER , COLO The Constcr's Confession. It wn/i / n badly linttorod boy Who cftmo before hl tonchor. With more of Anculsh than of Joy Dcpictoil tn each feature , And too dejected to nnnoy Or Imrin the smallest cronturo , Illi hei < l VIM bimdnRod round nnd round , Ilia right arm hrncod with splinters ; Two stlcKR uphold him from too ground ( Not those hold up by iirinters ) . Ho looked Mlf ho lind ooon bound In Irons n hundred winter * . "Oroftt Ctcsarl" ga3 | > Cl the pcdAgoffuo , UI JH the joutig tr Rajlng ; "I BOO In you n catnloguo Of nccldontB nmnrlngl Unto you boon fighting with a dog , Or fiomo now tciiolar linking ? "Cnn It bo true tlmt you have saved A follow from n flro ? Or , pormUonlnro , you liavo crn\ml To frnln dome wild dcslro , And , tailing In It , you Imvo brarcd A father's ficrcont irol" The bunged up boy bowed low hl head- He did not Icol like bonntinp , Hi * frcflcood face grow fiery rod. Ax thouoh his form woto roosting ; Then Mnnrly , painfully ho onld , "I did It , Blr.Iwhllo coasting. " -Kry [ . r IIuNEV I Olt TJI13 Throe fomnlo dontlstA Imvo opened office * in Chlcngo , The bonnet rouge , at ono tlmo the emblem of liberty , U iulta | prominent among the ar ray ot head coverings. White and gold nnd pink nnd Mlvor are much combined In elegant evening tollota of natln hrocado thin winter. Kansas women faint when witnessing the hanging of n murderer , which Dhows how thoroughly they enjoy the occasion. Wo learn from a "society" personal tlmt n Washington lady ban bor slippers made at lirmsoLa. Carpet In cheaper there , wo bollovo. The rngo for tulle Increases , nnd shopkeeper * declare it to bo almost Impossible to co ] > o with the great demand for this diaphanous and liorisliublo dross fabric. A man named Ganblll whhod to chnngo lija name bocauno bis girl nlwnyH objected to liin iigurewhono\or hod motor. Shogittdho vvos too high , and turned him elf , Many ladies nro wearing the colored cloth NowinarkoU and web jackets which look BO Rtyllflh and fit BO norfectly. ThoHO are trimmed - mod invariably with feathers or fur , and often present n striking contrast to the color of the drees or bonnet they accompany. Society in St. Louln In much relieved by the discovery tlmt the St. Louis young lady % \ho ran away from her parents had only hired hor- Bolf out to do the washing for n lunatic asylum in Indianapolis. It won feared tlmt nho had gene to Chicago and married ono of the load ing citizens of that place. In proof of the ndogo that extremes moot , It heralded in faohionablo circles , that the pro- Igions fur mulls which our groat-gratid- .jolliers carried , capacious enough to stow n mall uardrobo away in , nro likely to reappear , nd take the place of the very diminutive 'finder coHies no long in voguo. A Maine man bought Ills daughter n molo- eon rocontly. Because she could not learn i play veil in n week ho swapped the instru- jont for a cow , but the latter not giving milk nough'.to Biilt him ho killed it for beef. The oof was kept too long before ho got a cus-t orrier to suit him and has spoiled on his nnda. Moral : Don't buy a rnelodoon. It looks as if the male BOX is beginning to . ( wort itself , Mr. Deccher is wearing n fioil- kin overcoat. Lot every man say to his wlfo , ho moment BIO begins to twitter about a seal lacquo : "Lovoy , if vouha\o a Boal sacquo , it 111 not look uoll for mo to bo going out IthoutaBoal overcoat , and you Know wo avon't Bavcd any thousand dollars this year. " u Bomo cases moro firmness than is hero imit ated may ho nocoRsary ; but not a man should 'all to makosomo kind of a stand. Bodices cut 1'ompadonr or V nlmpo in the cck iiro becoming the exceptions , nnd these ut low to display the whole of the shoulders , ro fast gaining favor with the ultra-fashion- , blu. There are , however , hundreds of women vho would as soon tliimc of entering a public aaaomblago minus any dress nc all as.to appear Ina bodlcowlth its uost half missing , and in ulna cases out of ten , these very women liavo , ho snowiest shoulders and the plumpest , rms to display if they would. Chamois leather underclothing is fast galli ng in favor for winter wear , wo reply to a ow England corrojpondont. These veryox- sollent garments make it almost Impoislhlo , hat oven the most dellcato should suffer In- ionvonlonco from a change of atmosphoro. \Iany people bavo a habit of heaping on a iuparabunaant amount of clothing when they iavo to "foca the weather , " and the removal f their wraps when in doors is often the jauso of cold. If people could bo induced to wear these perforated slips , there would pro bably bo less suffering from many of the Ills which flesh is heir to. Ladies who delight in wearing nothing buttlio jeraoy jacket upon .ho . promenade find a strong refuge against .ho northern blasts in the perforated chamois rest. The greatest drawback to these com 'ortablo garments is their expense , as two on , lro suits cost a coutldorablo sum. They las n long time , however , and tmdorgo the \\oa and tear of a laundry with very good success HTCL1GIOU8. The Friends number In this country ) 39 churches , 200 ministers , and .10,000 members Archbishop Gibbons will preside at th Catholic council to bo hold in Dulllmoro it the coming spring. Cardinal Newman entered the Itoman Cath olio church when ho was lr > years old , ntu Cardinal Manning was a clergyman of th I'ngllsh church until ho was ! : ! . The Itov. It. P. lluminoud , who has boot laboring In different part * of the country a an evangelist , is now conducting n soiles o mooting * In -Memorial church , of 1'lillu dolphlo. In the I'plecopal church at Dent. Yorkshire two long shelves are iUlod every Sunday wltl lonos for the poor , which they curry away with then ) after the service. Thin Is solic religion. The colored church at Austin , Ark. , on a recent Sunday , being half full of water on ac count of the Hood , tlio pastor climbed to thereof roof and preached n Bormou to the coiigrega tlou attended in skiffs. A member of thu Second I'roabyterlai church , Chicago , has purchased a lot 70 by 125 feet on the corner uf Twenty.ninth ttrco and Wentworth avenue , anil deposited vvltl frloiuh $10,000 for the erection of n house o worship on the name , In Miles City , Mont , the Methodists believe liovo in receiving contributions from anybody whether good or bad , who Is disposed to giro They place contribution boxes in thoJilrlnldiiK saloons , and some of the patrons of these e > tabllnhmonta drop a coin or two in whonavc they tak i a drink , The boxen become as f ul of money M the customers do of drink. The clergymen of Indianapolis hava form ally recommended tlmt funeral services Him1 bo performed on roculardaysln privuto dwell Ingi ) . und not in the houses of worship ; tha the friends slwll take leave of the dead in prl > at ; that the remains shall not bo exhlbltei to the public , nnd that , with a view to reduc ing the burden of expense , the services ilia ] bo on on ono day and tha burial piivatol ; performed on the next. The old South Church and society of HOB tonhavq formally renewed their call to th Itov , George A. Gordon , of Oronvvlcli , Conn , to become their pastor. The first call wo ex tended a year ago but was declined bocaus Mr.tGordon felt that ho ought not then t 1-mv'o his piistorial work at Greenwich , It I hoped and believed thut the circumstanced have so changed during the interval , that h will ECO bU way clear to accept the urgcn and very flattering invitation which has gen to him this week. The death of Archbishop I'ercho has led to the prediction that the diocese of Now Or leant , like these of St. Louis and San I'raii cisco , will soon pass from the control of Frenc to tlmt of Irish Catholics. Trench Catholics and the eamo Is true of the Germans of th second and third generation In this country loss their allegiance to the church , drlftin frequently Into agnosticism , Irish Catholic I bold to the faith moro firmly and it U natuar that the rulers of the church should comofroi their ranks in Increasing numbers. The pewi and aisle teats In 1'lyroont church , Hrooklyu , were Hold by auction IM woek. Mr , lieecher won present , The firs liolco wan secured by H. I ) , Claflln at a prom- umof575. Ho selected pew fil , the fixed ontal for whlrh Is 8120 , S. V. White nnd S. ' . Duryoa followed , each paying $500 for own fif nnd 00 respectively , the rental * for which nro $90 and $100. Tha next purchasers were W. . Boorum , SHOO ; G. A. Soeur , $37fi ; } . II , Van Ingen. S3"0j Charles Dennis , $350 ; toson S. Beach , $210 ; .1. T. Howard , $20' > ; nd T , G. Shearman 8105. The total amount f premiums was $22,011 , and of rentals , 312- 33 ; making In all , $31,811. Loxt year the ales amounted to about $38,000 , and In 1882 o 813,000. ' mid Court IIIR , 'TWM moonlight , and the woild was while ; Wo wor % n merry party : Wo sklmmoil the glassy field that night , Young blood , and spirits hearty ; Wo scored the Ice In fancy whirls , ] > n h did lib share of prating Warm-hearted men nnd bonny girls- Tint night wo wont a-gkatlng , llo a was there , an J that was why My hctrt was like a feather ; I crossed her oft , but the slid nhy , Wo could not como together. Tortuno nt last wa kind and free I had for months boon waiting 1'or just that chance tlmt came to mo Tha night wo wont a skating. I could not tell you nil the game , i''or ' love had mndo mo ttutild , But iilinrip Into my arms she catno - A living , breathing Cupid , She did not fall , she did not ecroam , She did not start berating , Wo limply both slid with the stream That night wo wont a-skntlng. Since then we've gone through 11 fo as one , In every kind of weather In storm or calm , in rain or sun , Still keeping pace together. And though there's winter on our brows , Lovo's power Is still olatlng- Wo'll no'or forget the hurried vows That nlplit wo wont a-skatlng. -IWlfllam Lylo. CONNUBIAIjITIES. A patent glue peddler caunjd the separation f an old married couple In Kansas. At n Hannibal. Mo , , wedding , tha bridal narch was played on a harmonica , and the ride were a calico dross of the Mother Hub- aril stylo. Miss Lillie Button , a Louisville belle , who ad arrived at the ago of elopement , having o other elf or , ran nway with a ChlnoRO laun- ryman , nnd they Imvo crone to Chicago ou a irodding tour , A Medina family row was started because bo wife refused to kiss the husband good- ight. Then the sou knocked the father down with n bootjack , the son was fined , nnd the /ifo gutti out vvarrnntfor tha old man , "God ilesu our homo" In the motto over the dining- oem door. Sunday night as a York-st girl was bidding tor loror good-by at the front gate they kissed , and Instantly their lips were frozen together nd they had to walk sideways into the eit- Ing-room and thaw themselves apart right icforo the old folks and children , and little immy cried out , "Mamma , is that getting married' " Kentucky State Journal. There was a Bad ending to an elopement of young couple in Glovorsvlllo , N. Y. , lost voek. At midnight , on Thursday last , the ounft lover arrived at the house of a wealthy lauufacturor , by appointment , and carried ho daughter nway with him in his cutter , "ho family were aroused , however , and the rate father took ono of his horses from his table and followed the runaways. lie o\cr ook them about ten miles from town , dump- d thn young man out into the snow , took a oat In the slelfk beside his daughter , and rove homo , while the youngKomeo was com- lolled to wend his weary way bick through ho enow and wind and darkness. Leap Year Lo\o Story. JOHN , 'omo ' , Sally , dear , It's getting late , and mother's wldo awake ; She knows you'ro hero , , nnd therefore your departure you must take ; vo got to lock the door and then put out the parlor light : 'Icaeo go , dear Sol , and you can come again some other night. RAI. Dh , pshaw ! dear John , it's early yet : I'm sure I needn't' hurry ; it's scarcely half past ten o'clock ; your mother need not worry ; But if you want to go to bed , than I'll no longer stay , So , love , give mo another kiss , and I will go nway. JOHN. Oh , Sal , please don'tl Well , take it then , now go ; on , please make haste ; If mother should como dawn and BOO youi arm around my waist I think I'd faint ; como dearest , dou't delay a moment more , Put on your hat and shawl and I will BOO you to the door. HAL. I think its just to bad that I've got to go sc BOOU ; Well , never mind ; I'll BOO you love , to-morrow afternoon : I'll hushl I hoar your mother coming dowr w 1th footsteps light ; I'm off just ono ; oh , my , how Bwoot ! Well Johnny , dear , good night. [ Somerville Journal. PEPMSIIMINT DIIOPS. It doesn't take an artist to paint tha towi pump rod. "I work card for my livinp , " said the gam blnr , as ho slipped four aces up his sleeve , Mr. Kecly now thinks the motor will move on February 1st , Ho does not mention the year , Boston Courier. Ono hundred and ton ixmnds is the weigh of a throo-yoar-old child named 1'itz Buclm nan , who llvcslm Groonup , Ky , Throe largo stones having deeply Indontot footprints of birds have been taken from the thuarrios in 1'ortland , Conn , , 300 foot below th 10 surf ace , N. S. Styloaof Warrenton , Ga. , watched foi the robber of hii hens' nests , and saw ft half grown heifer go to a nest and oat Its contents shell and all. In Manitoba , where the blizzards start from the llrpjor saloons hav o to employ fat men to nit on the barrels to keup the whisky from freezing. HackoniackKopubllcau , A Pubuquo man made his corner grocer ; an uncomfortable place for gentlemen of lela nro by hanging out n oigu : Wanted One more loafer to hang around this place. With ono citizen , Forger AVInslow , the rlrtual ruler of Buenos Ayres , and another John L , Sullivan , the acknowledged chauiploi uf the world , Boston Is so proud that the don * core whether the great organ goes or not , A wounded soldier , who lives lu Burlington Iowa , has declined to draw any moro jKiueloi money , ho having rocoveied from his wounds It would never do to call him as a witness in u case. The npponlng counsel would question his sanity. Hogs sent to tha market from Gallfornh have to be trnpiwd in the woods in about the same manner as boars. Ou most of the ranche U Is said the swlno are as wild as dour througl the woods , nnd if cornered they will place themselves on the defensive and fight like tigers. "You could tell at a glance that that butter wasn't old , " said Jones to hU landlady. " 0 oourse It isn't sir , " the replied , much pleased "but how can you toll , sir ? " "Why , I can see that It lun't bald yet , " ho answered Boftly , ant fur tou mlnutCH naught broke the nllonco save the exclamations of a tly in the milk pitcher who won uimblo to swim. 8INGUI/A.UIIE9. Atnudkrat camooutof the river at Fitch burg , MOBS. , the other day.and Boated hlmsol in the tun , where he fro/a to the ice , and wai held a close prisoner till a boy diipatched bin with a club. Fifty tame ducks wera recently removed ti a close box from Short Beach to Babylon. L I. The next morning they \vero found ut the ! old homo ou the beach , waiting to bo fed. Ai their wings were clipped they must hav swam tha entire dlitanco , nearly nine miles In a heav y tea and on A dark night. The people of Mexico , Mo. , are terrified bj an Reparation which appears tola limply tlia f a lean monster man , between 8 nnd 10 feet n htlghth , wearing a Ion ? cloak nnd going bout with hia head bowed in nn abstracted way , but occasionally glaring at these ho meets with small glittering oj cs. said to re- omhlo these of a cat or soma wild boast , The cgrocs believe tlio reparation to bo a ghost ; lie white jx-oplo do not know what to say. Mr. Barnum's sacred elephant , from the ore ! of King Theobaw , the holy whisky bloat , n a male , 15 years old , seven nnd a half feet Igli. with two foot tusks nnd , like a sacred lophant nhould bo , kind nnd gentle. His re- Inuo consists of two Buddhist priests ( one rish and ona American ) and throa of Bar * tun's high prlcsU or agents. The priests hava ocumouts under the royal seal to dhow the acred pedigree of the beast , nnd also a line f > the same effect bearing the crxss mark of 'heehaw's stable hoai. Notwithstanding his acred and royal blood , the elephant is war- anted to uat hay , peanuts and Cindy with vldlty under canvaj. Ho will arm out Now York , nuild greit pomp , within the next area or four w ceks , A Ijcnp Year Experience. I told him that I loved him , ( His hair w as glossy black ) Ho preteudod not to hoar mo , And turned hU scornful back. I told htm that I loved him , ( His manly curls wcro brown ) Ho thanked mo and assured mo They wcro wanting him down town , I told him that I lov od him , ( His auburn hair was thin ) Ho coolly asked mo if I thought That would win Jny-lJyo-Soo ? I told htm that I loved him , ( His head was nearly bald ) Ho saw that there Was trouble , And was sorry ho had called. I told him that I loved him , ( His locks were silv or most ) Ho answircd vnguoly , nnd I found Him deaf as any post. I told him that I loved him , ( A wig it WIIR , no doubt , ) Ho asked ir.o if I chanced to know A remedy for gout. I told htm that I loved him , ( His dkull wan bare , or worse , ) Ho faintly smiled and dying loft His money to his nurse. -Tarollo. AIUSIOAU ANI ) DRAMATIC. George IMgnold has arrived In London from lYimtralia. I'aulino Lucca , who is In Moscow , says eho 9 coming to America soon. Maggie Mitchell has been playing to stand- ng-room only in Pennsylvania towns. Ml88 Ada Cavendish is acting "Mercy Mer- ick" at tha Novelty Theatre in London. Lizzlo Webb Gary , a cousin of Anuio Louse - so , will make her debut in Boston shortly. Mr. Henry Irv ing's stay In Chicago seems 0 Imvo been ono continued round of pleasure. Janet lldmondson will play the "Princess" n the Boston production of Sullivan's now " Ida. " opera , "Princess Maud Granger , in "Her Second Love , " claims to wear the handsomest dresses over icon on any stage. " * The Vokos Family will return to America n March. James T. Powers and Marie iVIlliams will bo in the company. Herr Gutmunn , the music publisher of Vienna , has purchased the copyright of 5rahm's now symphony for 10,000 guidon § 4.000. Sol Smith , during his engagement at the iVreh , will introduce his niece , Miss Brown , vho is Bald to possess dramatic talent of a ligh order. Herr Gutmann , tha music publisher of Vienna , has purchased the copyright of Urahms's now symphony for 10,000 guidon about 34,000. The "Princess Chuck" company broke up at Bridgeport , Conn. It will reorganize and open again in Boston on February 4. Fares were paid to New York. Mile. Stella Aubor , a niece of the composer Auber , has recently been singing in Paris un der the management of Ferdinand Strakosch , who boliov os that ho has discovered a prize. No H York Mail and Express : "If we are to havd an American comic opera , wo do not want an Imported article with the Boston im print. Wo w ant something now and differ ent. " Though Madame Aimee has lost something of the volco that made her the most popular prima donna of opera bouife who over came to this country she still has all the chic nnd smartness that used to belong to her. The costumes she wears are always fresh , bright and beautifully fitting. In'La Vie Pari- eienno"of last week she was exquisitely dressed and fee very differently from tha rather sloppy way in which the French opera boutfcist Is usually attired. Her feet are always so well dressed , too. She is BO neat in many re spects that it is invariably a pleosuru to look upon hrr. The dresses she will wear at Mad- amu Favi.rt will all bo new and made In Paris expressly for the piece. Twenty-four Hours to JJlvo. From John King , Lafayette , Ind. . who announces nouncos that hois now in "perfecthealth , " wo have the following : "Ono year ago I was , to all nppoiranco3ln the last stages of Consump lion. Our host physicians gave my case up 1 finally got HO low that our doctor said . could not live twenty-four hours. My friends then purchased a bottle of DK.WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR TUB LUNGS , which con nldorably benontted me. I continued until 1 took nine bottles. I am now in perfect health having used no other medicine. " IMl. DEWITT C. KULLINGKU'S LINI MKNT is an infallible euro for Ilhoumatisin Sprains , Lameness and Diseases of the Scalp and for promoting the grow th of the Hair. I'doy's Carbolic Troches euro colds and prevent vent disease. A Lioatlior "Wedding. rhllulolphla Call She My dear , how long do people have to bo marriod. before they can liavo a tin- woddiiiR ? " Ho "Ten years. " She "Morcy mo ! Why , wo can't have a tin-wedding for aovon yoara yotl" Ho "No , but there are plenty o : ptlior weddings that corno botwoon. For instance , the first year there is n cotton- wedding , the second year a paper-wod- ding , the third year a leather wedding , and " She "A what ? " Ho "A leather-wedding. " She "Well , I declare ; and why is there a leather-wedding the third year ? ' Ho "I don't know , unless it isbocansi the tint-born is ty that time getting old enough to bo fanned with a slipper. TJio Kind Wo I-lko. Tlio medicine wo most like is that whlcl dooi its work imick and well. Jluniock Jllooi JlitlatHTO the quickest kind of a euro for dye pepsin and liver and kidney affections. A Hundred Allies an Hour. From the EnglUh Paper , Some time ago an American locomotive fitted with a now brake , was brought over to this country , but its performances do not Bcom to have made any stir. Some of the Ameiican papers are suggesting that an.Engliah locomotive of the beal typo should bo brought by ono of the companies in the United States , and bo tested against ono of their standard en gines for speed nnd durability. The question has como to the front muinly on account of the agitation for a quicker aervice between Now York and Philadel phia , a distance of about ninety miles , which ono engineer thinks may bo cover ed in the hour. Such a speed as that has never been accomplished by any train , and it is doubtful whether nn engine by ittolf has over run at that rate oven for a short distance. It is very well known that some of tlio expresses ou the grcal lines running to the North do occasional- 12 WOMAN'S She is over-worked , poor thinij Proud , honorable , faithful , womanly , she determined to keep expenses down.anddothcworkhcrsclf. Right nobly has she done it , but at terrible .ct. The sparkle thatf was in her 10 when she was a bride is gone. iicr once plump and rosy cheeks . , , -c now hollow and colorless. She used to step lightly and gracefully , bnt now she drags one foot after the othtwith - . otht- . painful-weariness. For tila sake of the family she docs not mention ur aching back , p. < acutely-painful nerves , her rheu matic fvingcs , her dyspeptic troubles , or the heavy weight phe feels in her right side , that tells her her livens going wrong. She thinks nobody- knows about all that , and she will suffer on in quiet and unrcpining pa tience. Alas 1 her secret is an open one , for it tells its own talc. Whisper this in her car , she ought to know it : Madam , Broiorts Jron BincrsnvillhcalyDurbacksalmyour ncrvestkillyourr/ituinatismtdrivcont vour Syspcpsia andccrrcctyour liver Dollar a bottle. Nearest druggist y reach n speed of seventy miles nnd nero , going down some of the long banks jut the running average of the latest .rains in this country is fifty miles an lour. That is accomplished by the Great Northern Flying Scotchman , which docs , hp whole journey from Edinburgh to King's Cross at a runningaverago of forty- eight miles , Running average , it should 30 explained , is calculated on the time .ho train is actually in motion , the ournoy average of the train mentioned joing only a trillo less than forty-four niles an hour. The Great western , which , thanks to the general level character - actor of its line , should do batter , shows a running average for expresses of forty- six miles , nnd the Midland , which has nero severe gradients than the Great Northern , shows , t running average of 'orty-fivo and forty-six with the fastest trains on parts of a long journey. These speeds do not represent the actual rate of motion on levels or down inclines , which ia very much higherbut rarely ex ceeds seventy miles. Slocvingat junc tions , and over difficult parts of the road , arings the average to that given above. The road from Now York to Philadel phia is almost level the whole way , and f a speed of ninety miles kept up for an : iour is possible anywhere it should bo on that line ; but oven in that case it will be necessary to run over parts of the road at a speed of about a hundred miles , which , rightly or wrongly , has boon ro yarded as the limit , for at higher speeds the driver and stoker would find it not an easy matter to broatho. Detectives nnd 1'rlvnto Ofllcors Usually wear their badges of authority concealed - coaled under their clothing , but l > r. Thomas' J.dectnc Uil wears its badges m the form of printed labels attached to each and every bottle tle , so that all may know its mission. It is ivon full nnd complete authority to arrest ill aches and pains , and does its duty every timo. The Evils o/itlio Ulgli-IIccl Boot. London Lancet. The evils ot the high-heeled boots or shoes are duo to the fact that it is an es sentially badly fitting article. It is made in defiance of the relation which it ought to bear to the anatomy of the foot , and to the direction in which the pressure of the body weight falls upon the lattor. Hence the peculiarly cramped walk of ladies of the present day. Any ono may observe the consequences of the "ad vanced position , " nearly under the instep , and the increased height of heel , in the substitution of a forward inclination of the body , and a trip sug gestive in a measure of the stumbling gait , for the upright carriage and the free and graceful swinging movement natural to the leg in walking. , The boot or shoe , in order that it may not shift on the foot , which has lost much of its usual purchase of direct downward pressure , must hold it firmly and oven tightly , and in particu lar it is necessarily constructed so as to hold with undue firmness just above the back of the heel. With some per sons , perhaps , no inconvenience re- suite , with othora who have fine skins severe chafing is readily pro duced. This is in itself a trifle , but it may nevertheless bo the slight begin ning of grave troubles. Probably there is no practitioner fairly long acquainted with town practice who cannot recall a Cjuo or cases in which extensive inilama- tion of the leg with abces.3 formation has followed oven such n slight abrasion , and the exciting cause when looked for was discovered in the patient's shoo. There have been oven instances , fortunately rare , but still occasional , where abcosscs arising round some neglected trifle ol this kind have ended fatally. These are facts which cannot bo denied and should not bo overlooked. Clauses Astonisluucnt. "Completely prostrated for days with iudl- pestlon and bilious f over. The efTcctnof t\so bottles of Jiunlock Illooil Hitlers astonished me ; visible improvement right olf. " Mr. Neal Hates , iimira : , N. Y. DRY TETTER. For j ears Jwaa afflicted with Dry Tetter ot the moat obstinate ti > o , Was treated by many ol the beittphjslclans ; took nuantltlei ol mercur ) , potash and arsenic , which , instead ol curing the tetter , crippled mo up with mineral poison and rlicumatUm. Tlio Tetter continued to ( grow vv one , and the itihin almost made me rraz ) . In this condition I vva In * dilcod to take SwiH'a SiR'clHo , and the renultvvaa ai aatonUhlni ; an It wan Krntif"B- & tew mi'iitlu tlio rulter WHS entirely well , the Mercurial I'oUonini ; all out of my > bit m and I wan a well man and duo only to SwiH's Hpeclllc. All like tutfercru should take It. JAM US UUNNINO , Louisville , Ky. Our treatise on Dlood and Skin Disease * mailed app tan s. s.TUESWlrTSpEOIF,0 , CQ ( Drawer 3 , Atlanta Oa. 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