Nebraska Newspapers

    THE DAILY BEE-OMAHA , SATURDAY , JANUARY 12 , 1834.
THK LKA11NED
Specialist !
343 LAHIMEU STREET.
Why you should try the celebrated Dr.
tnetbcxli of cam :
1. "Dr. II. Wagner Is nutunl phj ulcUn , "
Thi Orcitcut IJrlnK rhrenolojrlit
"Few can exec you M n doctor. "
Do. J. StUKi ,
The Wotld'i Orealtit rhiJojrnoml t.
"you o wonderfully proficient In S our knowl
dlscaw uid moildncd. "
DR. J. XlATrnirws.
t. "The afflldod find tcvJy relief In your pros-
cnco. " ! > " > - SIMUO-
ft. "Dr. H. W imcr Ii a regular pwluato Iron )
Ikllcnie HwpUftl , Now York city ; IIM had very ox-
tcnitlve hopH l prectlce , Mid U thoroughly | > oiitwl on
All branches ot his beloved science , especially oo
chronladlKAMS. "
Dan. DtowvKiL & Rwixo.
0. "Dr. II. Wnpner has InimorUtliod hlm clt hy
Ms wonderful ilL covcry of unocilla remedies for prl-
v t and ecxiuU tllsoaw * " Vlnjlnla City Clironlclo ,
7. "Thousands ot Inmlldi Dock to ice Mm. " SAO
Pranclsoo Chronicle.
8. "The Doctor's long exptrlcneo M i i > ccUlUt
ohould render hltn very KUcccMfuL" Itock ) Moun
tain Novis.
Plain Facts Plainly Spoken ,
At ono time & dlncuvlon of the Mcrct vtcn WM en
tirely avoided by the | < rofcv > lon , and medical work *
but n few years fttfo vrotild hardly mention It.
To-Jay the jihynldan Is of a different ojilnlon ; ho u
aware Oiat It U hla duly .llmfrrooablo though It
tuny bo to handle thli nutter without pin von and
upoak iil.ilnly nbout It : and Intelligent poronU and
( TuardlanB ulll thank him for doInK xn.
The ruiulu attcndlni ; thl < dutrucllro vice w cro or-
mcrly not tindcnttood , or not iroi > crljr cnUmatwh and
no Importance bclntf atlAchixl to A tmbjcct which bj >
It * nature does not InvlUj close Investigation , It wa <
vrllllnglr Ignored.
The habit la generally contracted tiy the > otm
while attcnilliif ( echool ; older companion * through
tholr example , may bi rerponiilblo for It , or It nuyb
acquired th.-ough accident. The oxcltoment ouco cx >
perirnood , the practice will bo repeat * * ! airaln and
luraln , until at last the halilt booomosflrm and com
plctcly enslaves the victim. Mental and nervous al
nlctloni are uitually the primary rosulM ol nolf-abuie
Among the Injurious cOocto may l > o meiitlonod lo al.
tude. dejection or IrnwclbUltj- temper a ul ( jcncral
debtlUy. Tholnrseckitcchulon , and rarely Joint
In the vports of hit companlonn. If he bo a } oun
man ho will be llttlo found In company with the othci
MX. and U troubled with cxocvdln and anne ) In ?
buhfuIncM In their pratcnce. lAsdvloua dreams ,
emlsiloni and eruptions on Uio faoo , eta , arc Rise
prominent symptom * .
U the nractloo Is violently nerelntod In , more wrioui
disturbances take place. Or cat palpitation of th <
heart , or epileptic convulsions , are experienced , and
the sufferer may fall Into a complete itato of Idiocy be
fore , finally , death rcllcrix him.
ToallUiOMcniraecdln tills dangerous , practice , !
would ay , first of all , ( ton It at once ; nrnko ovcrj
possible effort to do HO ; but If ) ou fall , If your nervoui
yiitcin la already too much shattered , and conto-
your will-portcr broken , take some ncnt
ibnlo to afd } on In j our effort. Hav Ing freed > ourwll
from the habit. I would further cminiicl von to gc
through a miular course of treatment , for It la a great
mistake to Buppoan that any ono may , for seine time ,
bo t every o lltt't ( rlv o himself up to thla fascinating
but dangerous excitement without suffering from III
evil connoqucnccH at some future time. The numnoi
of young ; mun who are Incajiaclatod to fill the dutloi
cnjolnixi by wedlock Is alarmingly tarito , and In most
of such COKCII thU unfortunate condition of things cat
be traced to the practlco of nelf-abuso , whlcli had beet
abandoned years aco. Indeed , n tow months' practice
of this habit Is eufllclcnt to Induce spormatorrhaa ' ,
later > ears , and I have many of such caeca under treat
roonlat the present day , , ' ) !
Young Men
Who trav * bo suffering from Iho effects ot yotithfu
follies or Indiscretions will do w til to avaU themselv o
of this , the prreattst boon over laid at the altar of mil
ferine humanity. DR. WAO.XKU HI iruarantoo to for
felt t&OQ for every cao of seminal weakness or prlvut
dl ease of any kind null pharactur.which bounder
taVei toond folli to euro ,
Middle Aged Men. '
There ore many at the ORO of 80 to 60 who in
troubled with too frequent evacuations of the blad
der , of ten accompanied by n slight smarting or burn
lag sensation , and a ueakcntng ot the sjstcm In i
manner the patient cannot account tor. On cianiln
\ig the urinary deposits a ropy sediment w 111 often bi
found , and sometimes small particles of albumen wll
appear , or the color will bo of thin mllklsh huoagali
cbanglnfr to a dark and torpid appearance. There an
man ) , many lucu who die ot this difficulty .Ignorant o
the cause , which Is tha nooond stao of scmlnal-Mcalc
ucas. Dr. W. will guarantee a jHsrfoct euro In all case
and a healthy restoration of the Kunlto-urhiary 01
.
Coniultatlon tree. Thorough examination and ad
> lco , J5.
All communications should bo addros odDr. Ilenr ;
Henry Wagner , r. O , Z3SO , IXnver , Colorado.
The Young ilan's 1'ockct Coimmnlon , by Dr. U
Wagner , h worUi IU vrolcht la gold to ) Dung men
Viioo 81 , ! & Bent by mall to nay address.
A FRIEND TO ALL ,
Ono Who ia Needed and Nobly Fills hi
Place.
Dem tr l m ro fortuiute thiniha knows In th
pa ACM on of Iho talonu and vnorgleH of a man wli
Las given bis tlmo and thought not merely to th
Infliction of I.In skill as u practitioner of lil pro
foeilcn 11 ineillJno , but ta thu ttudy of thoea | irn
fjunJ things of ouire and naturquhldi tend tothi
morocoinidetoundcntiudingnf the problem of llfi
andof llm lawsot nv.uruand thomuans of gaining
the groatmt practical goo < U to rnanLInd from the In
tarnation thus ocijulruii lu thu abstract. Buch i
man It Vt. II. Wanner , Who Is located al 343 Larlinei
street Vt. Wagner detotvdimny ) car ta tliunc
iiuultlanof thiiknowlcdge nocot ry toh' ' profc *
ion In u number of tliu Teadlnu lucdlcal schools ol
tha mo t eminent and profound teachers , DUCT
iiamts in Dr. Orera and Dr. 1'Aiiconxt ap | > cidn (
nmoi g hu proccpiorH Nor ill hhntudlcii end tere
They cuiitluuea In the field ot tbo practicing fanillj
| ihl > loUu Mid hithectiiurlunecs otainau n | vxttn
lvu ( ravel. Ho limf.lUxl ovci ) ricttun of the Unl
ttd Utatm pa ) Ing ttudlous alUintlon to thu iilftemi
ch > nu IcilnloH of tli \ Jiilc u. ) ortlonH of the country
pirtUulirlyultlirivardtollii. ! ; tffictcllmallo am
oiheiwiiw 111 on riialth and tlio dlffeitnt formsufdli
t.wei. With tha combined | K > or" of close study , i x
trnslieoliiinatlun and olmcst unllnluxl practice !
lit Wagner came to Denver three } eais aKOcquli |
) . , ! as tow hat e the right to claim tu battlu tbo fo
ot mauUi > dlrodreidtdcnoiny , dlieare. In order l >
rvudcr the grtiUst good to souuty. Dr. agner decl
ded to lay atlde tlio general branches of practice tn
bring oil h * r pekn'iwledgoaud power to bcaruj
< ui i he fira which among the army ot Insldlou
deathagcnti U the iircateut. llli wtdoexperlenc
hod taught hi HIM bat weapons to use aud which t
dUcird , and after wiulpplnf hlmn-lf at his trolno
judguwnt wx to well allo to advlio him be ecu
uicucott boldly and confidently his attack. In et
inatlug the results aud SUCOGM achieved , It U enl
neoesurytoknowtbedoctrr'ipHtltlonand utandln
to-daj. While loc U-J In this city , hi * practlco Is b
no nans confined to its limlti nor this sectloa i
uuuntty. llb > oorrt > i > ondcnoi ) and viprtus booksU <
tlfy In Lliclc and hue tu his iKweas on ol a field c
PI act Ice ItouniJed only by the linen which bound tl
length and tl couth ot the couutry , and which hi
placed blin where a man vt his skill and Intellects
attainments il s rrcs to 11 , and thould to 1 * easbl
Um to reach tbo highest sphere ol usefulntws to su
fifing humanity Ilie piano ol tlutrdal Indtpei
deoc . It' . Wsguer bas contributed ol hi * prosper
tytotlio substantial Improvement of Denver loll
erection of aftnu black on L lmtr strtel , oppotlt
bto prc tnt olHix , No , 311. U will be ready lor occi
l nry In a lew weeks , and Is an evidence that tl
doctor U to l > e uuiuliviud among the pera auent ai
MllddiUeniof th metropolis ol the plaliu. ( Vt
MI Tribune.
DE. H. WAGNEE & CO. ,
343 Larimer St. Addreaa Bor 238
-DEflfVER , COL.
"
r , o < ' „ . - V
Bo tilko Her Own.
Olv o mo the bnby to hold , my dew-
To hold and to hug , and to love and U ) MM ,
AhJ hs Will eomo lo mo , never A fear
Come to the ne l of A brciut like this ,
AR wnrm for him M his tftco with cheer ,
< 5lv o mo the baby to hold , my dcarl
Trustfully yield him to my cares * ,
"liothcr/1 you say ! what ! A "bother" to mo !
To Till tip my noul with such li ppineu
An thn love of A baby that langhi to ho
Snuggled away whore my heart can hoar !
Cilvo mo the baby to hold , my dear !
Ah ! hut his hands are soiled , you say ,
And would dirty my laces and soil my liAlr
Well , what would pleasure mo more , I pray ,
. Than the the touch and tug of tlm woo hands
therot
The wcohandi there and the warm face hero
( ilve mo the baby tn hold , my dear !
ulvo mo the baby ! O won't you see ?
Somewhere , out where the green of the lawn
JH turning gray , and the maple tree
IH weaving HA loaves of gold upon
A little mound , with A dear rose near -
Give mo the baby to hold , my dear !
[ J. W. Klloy.
HONEY von THK
Cupid Is the greatest nloy-bollo In the
world.
The girl of the ported has yet to appear with
a stuffed ostrich on her hat.
Apple-paring boos have boon introduced Into
Now York fashionable society.
The latest tint Is a subdued nnufT color.
ThatV Hiioczy thing to catch you.
Ladles who carry their money pursoH con
spicuously displayed , Invite thievery.
Parisian modonto * , with their love of bizarre
effects , are combining fur and loco tut A drcwi
garniture.
A beautiful and accomplished heiress dooi
not need to take advantage of leap year. $ ha
Is already ongngod In rejecting proposal ? ,
The Louiivlllo belle who eloped with A Chi-
noivo latindryman will not worry In future
about her white dresses bclni'ncorcfiod by care
less washerwomen.
A travelling salesman for "n Now York diamond
mend houno has ran away \vlth A Chicago girl
and ? 3r > , ( ,0 worth of the ( inn's money. Jlath-
or too much girl for the money , wo should
say.
Nearly all the whlto toilets for young glrln
arc now mode with the round waist. Some
are of the blouse shape , for very slender young
ladles , gathered full at the throat and also at
the waist ,
T asked A friend , the other day , the business
of A nicely dressed man who was lu his olllco.
"Oh , bo's the husband of A woman who koop"
A millinery store , " replied my friend. Thai
told A long story In A few words ,
Among the pretty fang carried this season
are those of A Urge OVA ! shape made of white
or tinted satin , And covered with row After row
of painted lace. In the cantor Is placed n
cluster uf pond lilies mingled with torn fronds
or stnilax.
If yon are obliged to have your hands In
water A great deal and they fool uncomforta
bio After It rub them All over with oil. A
very little salad oil , or even A little lard wltli
A drop of perfume in it , will relieve your dis
comfort.
No Norwegian girl can hav o A beau until
iho can bake broad and knit stockings. She
learns dish-washing , window-cleaning , the art
of chasing a shirt up and down A washboard ,
nnd other nuthotlc pursuits After marriage.
[ Bismarck Tribune ,
A Maine woman put horhiwbnid up at auc'
tlon , And did uot receive A single hid. The
bystanders thought she must have A reason
for soiling , and AS she refused to give It the }
concluded ho wasn't A debirablourticlo tu have
In the house. [ Lowell Citizen.
A pearl necklace owned by A Now York
lady is valued at 3100,000 , and yet the pleasure
uro she derives from wearing it Is as tikiii
milk bosida golden cream when compared
with the pleasure the Dakota girl expuriencoi
while wearing a necklace composed ot A strong
hono-it Arm. Tills Is BHiut-offioIul , but It car
1)0 roltod on OH balng correct. [ ISIsmarcli
Tribune.
' Do you know , " Bald A lort Lincoln matte
to A young lady who was driving while ou
slolghriding. "that in the east tha other da :
two young people were out just an wo ara am
the sleigh upset , nnd that little accident w/v
the cause of A waMK | | , ' within A wopk. Tot
minutes later wuySroro floundering in tin
snow ; but the girl Bdy8 it wan AII nccidont.-
[ Blsmarok Tribune.
Ladles who donot have much tlmo fo
fancy work need not lack for tidies , when fuel
elegant towels Are to bo purchased at HO littl
expense. For the back of A nofa choose om
with embroidered and fringed end * . ThI
towel should bo long enough so that you cai
fjo i ( In A knot ; Arrange this BO that It will b
smooth on top , The ends inuot bo drapoc
gracefully.
A really common sort of work bwkot cm
bo made very ornamental by lining it with (
crocheted lining. Make it of the cord UROI
for tidies and lambrenuius , leaving spaces foi
ribbons : in place of ribbons put strips of si
lesla. Make A pretty bow of satin and gro&
grain ribbon for the top of the handle : frlngi
one end , cut one slanting. Lot the box IIAVI
qulto long loons and put it on in the oxac
center of the handle.
Very deep lambrequin ) ) are now made am
put Around tables. The top of the round 01
OVA ! table IH covered with crimson nlush , niu
the volinco or lambrequin made 01 the macrame
cramo cord , or seine twlno ID tacked to thi
table with gilt headed taclcs , satin ribbons e
the name sfiado an the cover uro run In , Tin
f AVorlto way to finish the bottom is to maki
very deep scallops , and then tie in the confer
for A deep fringe.
And now doth the frisky maiden Improvi
each shining inluuto , making the most ot luaj
year , hoping there's millions in It , Tlio so
clety young man can now rest from hla nrdu
oils duties , as It is to him and not tlio ladlci
court mutt bo paid. But there will bo Imt ai
many theatre and ball tickets paid for by tin
young men aa there over was. This girl ma )
BOO him homo according to the etlquotta uf tin
season , but ten to onn she will have to o-sk bin
to take her liomo Afterward. Leap Jiur Is id
rhrhl In thoorv , but It is poorlu practice uttei
All.-tPock'sBnn.
Wide stilpes Appear lo bo taking high rani
In the fashions of the day , the loading Im
porting holmes showing A remarkable choU-i
of thorn. They are faihionablo In ( Ilk and
satin AS In other materials , tha difference otv
served being that the sllka Are principally In
light evening tints , the vt oolong nf diirkoi
nhadofl. The utripcs are oftan three inclitv
wide In Hutlus , with an alternate ntrlK |
equally vvldo dotted at Interval with tlnj
cluster * of embobPfd floweis in nutur.vl hues
These u tripod fabrics are still very frwrnentlj
kilted , oven for full dress wear , the plait
ttripo showing but little , being laid Iwneatl
the tlowor brociuted one , which Is fully ah
played.
Hoyalty ha. Ing very recently ordered tin
wearing of Irith pnplins ha , of oourco.bnmgh
those neglected fabrics into high futhiou oiici
ug&ln. The newly Imported poplins An
scarcely to bo distmiruUhed from sumo of tin
thick , rich-ribbed ottomau silks which are si
Attractive , but wear so badly. The makers o
the new Irhh poplins have , while retainin )
the desired quantity of durability , succeedei
In imparting A beautiful theeu to the HUIface
und by rendering the material soft and lluxl
bio , the roqulromenta of present fashion fo
graceful lioutf ant draping * are fully met. Th
latest high art tltiti ore shown AS well tut th
time ueuaoned colors of goldeu-fawn , grnj
mauve , aud ( liver with which wo Are n
fomllUr.
EDUCATION A U
Olio uf the Harvard studonta hu fitted ti
Ids room at n cost of 91000. Wo nupoct thi
tlio young luau'n room U better than his con
p ny. [ IJontou Transcript.
Albert K. Kent , of Ban Franciscow ho aboi
jear ago ga > o vale college $50,000 for er c
lug a chemical laboratory , has added $25,01
to the original gift. Thl * lenders ellglb
tame tltos which have been con ldor u t <
costly.
A. pleasant gift for Jatnra Kuwoll Lowe
hai been prepurttd in ono of the Jlrooklj
tchooli , It coukliU of A b ( ok of tl out 1 !
pagoi , earji paso ; contalnlnr a quotation fro
tha poet' * wurlu , written and tlgned by
ocholw ,
Koine time ago Temple II. Dunu , nupeil
tendentof the public ecliools of Crawfordnvlll
IndUni , admltiltterod n terrlublo whipping
* cchohur named HOBS Krugg , IG years ol
Ho compelled tha bor to lie acrou > chuir M
whipped him until hU bodwa blck i
blue. Dunn UM l > en arreeteJ , nd bfta b
on trial Uio Iwt three days. The jury disa
greed , standlngBOven for conviction And five
for aoqtdtUd. Tlio teacher will b tried again.
In an article on the philosophy of labor The
Philadelphia CMl s ys : "An a rule children
will expend more vital energy on play than
they c n Iw indnced to on labor. They will
toll and sweat building a fort or playing b t ,
but An armful of wood or A bucket of coal , or
an errand takes the llfo out of them ln tantor.
The rranon In , ono is play and the other work.
But ( ttppono the philosophy of work wore
taught thorn ! If they know that the use of
muscles and nerves ntrengthenod them ; that
the contest of bralno with problems in arith
metic or the principles ot grammar tended
to utrongthcn , there would bo A fresh rest in
it All.
Very frequently , when an elderly gentleman
) U tip to make A speech on educational mat-
rs , ho refers to the humble nchool hou o of
8 Iwyhood , with their old-fashioned masters ,
id hard benches , And primitive text-books ,
ml brings them Into painful contrast with the
ogant , comfortable bullJItngs , patent desks ,
test improved teachers , and the various as-
irtmontof school-room luxuries of the prfuient
ay. But take this grizzly orator aside , And
0 will give you AI his private , oarnott opinion ,
liat the boys and girla of old had A pretty
ml tlmo of it ; And as for turning out tnatorl-
for fimt-clais mon and women , why , ono of
oiofxhclont educational shanties would out-
ivrastle and roll A 1 over any of thexo modern
'ght-woight concern ) ) .
The fact that the Prussian government has
iprovodof the appointment of a Japanese
.ndont to the post of assistant to A professor
' anatomy In Berlin hai excited some corn-
cut. The French , over ready to scent Gor-
ian iufluoncos AntagonUtto to them , attrlbttto
to jealousy of French Inlliionco in Japan ,
nd charge that Berlin is availing Itself of
, ery oiiortuiiity | | to gain the good-will of the
Apanoso gnvernmont. The npiioluttncntARldo
rom all this , in the iHcantlmo , is important
1 exhibiting the mental power of the Aslatlcn.
.Itbotigh lus competitors wcro doubtless tai
nted And Industrious students , the young
'apanrno distanced them all , despite the
occsidty ho was under of learning one inoro
ingtiARO nnd acquiring A grasp of ( lorman
clonttlic thought and Its methods.
Mr. Burt , the Kngllsh worklngman momoor
f parliament , in A Hecond paper of "Amor-
: an Iir.prennlons. " printed in The Pall Mall
azotto , deals with the question of odtication ,
ho Hchool system in this country ho considers
attly superior to that of I'ugland. In the
itroator (111. ( , ) High school ho was suprlscd tend
nd that of the IW or no pupils from 12 to 15
oars of ago "two-thirds were the suns And
laujhtprfl of miners and otlur workpeople. "
lo candidly adds : "Nothing approaching this
An bo found In any mititug district in
England. " But the educational Institution
hlch ploAKed Mr. Burt most was the Illinois
nduiitrlal school at Champaign , "with Its
; oed museum and art gallery , the framon. the
uvsos , and the Hillings of which wcro made by
ho professors , And the students themselves. "
'n tlio neighborhood of Champaign Mr. Burt
ound "such A combination of labor and cut-
uro" OH ho never saw chowhoro , or thought
rasstblo perhaps. Many of the morchanti ,
itorokeopers and farmers of the place ob
tained their oducAtlon in tbo Champaign col-
ego , nnd ho naively adds : "Thoy labored
vlth their own hands , and instead of fooling
legradcd thereby they rightly felt that the
wrformanco of useful labor gave an honor
, nd A dignity to tholr lives. " College edu-
alod mon In L'ugland think it degrading "to
djor with Ihcir own hands. "
Year.
There was a fair maid of good cheer ,
ho rejoiced on account of leap year ;
Sbo laughed and xha danced ,
She skipped nnd she pranced ,
ml hoo-hawod 1'ko A groiu mountaluoeer.
hit whan she first tried to propose ,
"ho blushed to the tip of her nose ;
It loomed up so ted
That her Humoo sold :
'Been drinking again , I suppose ? "
AND DRAMATIC.
Ida Mullo is engaged by Kice for Ihroi
oars.
"ThoStraiiglcrs of Paris" will go to Sat
'ranciSLO in May.
Tom Keene In playing In Now York state tc
mmonso business.
Tha epora season of four weeks cast Nov
York Upward of SrCO.OOO.
The Hoprano of A Chicago choir received las *
oar A Halary of 8'JOO.
Madamn Modjeska has begun A long fare
well to the American people. It will probu
bly last some years.
Maud Granger is to commence an engagement
mont at the Arch Slreot Theatre , Philadolphtw
Hi January 14th , in "Her Second Lovo. "
It was definitely settled by cablegram 01
Monday lost that Anton Kttblnstoln will conn
to America tlitn your , The exact di tj has uol
rot boon nettled.
You would not fiuppono that Joseph JclTer.
.OP , whistling for bin dug Schneider in "IU ]
Van WInkle , " is the owner of a fine farm
stocked witb magnificent blooded animals ,
near now Iberia , Lu.
HorrFranko has secure 1 the funds for hit
lOrman oporatto entorprliio lu London during
ho coming Boaxoii. ( ioiinan opera will bo given
in altornuto nlghlH with Italian. Herr lUchtui
will load the orcheetra.
M'r. John M cCullough says there seems Ube
bo A growing interest in the legitimate drauiu
ivorywhoro. and , so fur AS ho has hoard , all
companies on the road that loilly dcsorvo
luccoss are making mouoy this n < uson.
Havollll Is junt now oue of the prominent
lingers In Purls , The correspondent of the
Umdon World sAys : "Who Is our Marie
low ? or rather , who la our tenor ? His name
figurei ) on the bill ( if the Theatre Italloa us
Signer Kavolll. Ills real numo Is , I suppoeo ,
Kavel ; ho Is A Frenchman ana a pupil of the
Conservatoire , where ho did not dUtlnguitdi
Mmsolf at the tlmo when Talazaoand Selllor
arriod off the prizes. Huvetli'a t > hy-
Iquo is sympathotlu and boa enfant ,
tut wanting In olcgauco and din-
iluctlon ; on tlio ether hand , ho has A voicu
hat carries all before It frexh , of charming
ono , nupplo , and ihiiig easily , with gritut
quality lu all the resistors. In the tender
lassnguii ho Is wondorfui. In short , the Thoa
; mltaliou has A tenor ubov o nil pnii o. Liu < t
light in 'Marta" Kavelll achieved Immoiise
UUCUS4 , a splciulld hou o appl iuded him on.
> husiaslicallyaud ov on Hung bouquets at him. "
CON"NUIU\MTIES.
Miss Itoth'clilld pave her young inim n
heck for $1,000,000 when elm married him.
It wan a Detroit girl that inurrloil at in en
us to ha\o her 1'olduuvedillng when it would
loher auiiio good.
The state of Wisoonxln reports moro mar-
lugttt than births lu 1883. 'ihoro ia HoiuethliiH
vrong nlth tbo t tlatic or the customs ol
hut commonwealth. '
On New Year's day , at Now llrunawlek , N ,
' . . "HnJlelnjidi Nod. whoso everyday uama It
Kuward Krwiu , a Hahutlou Aiiny recruit ,
uarried Lieutenant l.iihi WuluiIuKton , Tht >
ihorgod twenty-tivo cenU a head for spectu'
urs , and gave ImU of the proceeds to thi
Army.
Twenty young India of one church In 1'hll
kdelphlahavo been married v , ithln tmi inonthi
L'he church U one which keeps Itao.itlbult
uicoly warmed , so that young uien wou'l
ciitch rold while waiting for the tervlces t <
ooncludo.
Dr. N , N. K. Wood , of Sloiu City , ! . , Im
l > eon marrli d two months , and already aay
that Mrs. Wood has poisoned him , broken hi
no o , and chased him with u knife , Mrs. W
li enoruetlo enough to supply work for whol
Springfield , Mass. , boasts of tha most sens !
Ma bridal tour on record. Just opposite th
depot , ou the other side of the railroad tract
Is a tinted hotel , aud the happy couple , f ti
bidding an ulfvctioiiikto goodbye to the !
friends at the dtixjt , entered the train au
quietly slipped out on the other side Into tl
hotel.
hotel.Mm.
Mm. Tlmrman , a widow of Cairo , N. Y
told Samuel Oluy , aged CD , who prnK | ed run
Huge , that he WUH too gray. He dyed his ha
faithfully aud than resumed his Mult , but > b
married a jouuger man , and Clay then drun
the jiair dye and will die. I t'n a pity Shako ,
peoro couldn't have had this roinaucu at luc
when ho Wiui prowling around for a plo
Dressed iu hU lunguaffu , how it would uai
thrilled and dellahtwl Willie Winter another
ether Khukespearvan entbutlosts , and ho
mogalfioontly dalvlul would hao applied tl :
hiJr dvx , ulU'r wtrloluilucr : "To dye or di
ThAt'i the question. "
Miaa Aon * Kviuine Iliirtoa IIM been d
fwVed la u r Attempt to k Te young M
Jerome Walter Vaughn declared her local
husband , the Now York court before which
the case WAI tried having ruled that there was
no Intnntton , on the young tnnn'a part at
leant , of consummating ft marriage. Thin la
the Fatbufth affair , it will | > o remembered ,
where A young couple at n party ntocxl tip , an
the flpoctntot * BUptraited In fun , and wont
through the form of marriage. There was n
great deal of kitting mixed up with thobmi.
nen , and nftor It wo * all over the young lady
brought suit to compel the young man to
stand to liU bargain. The court Intimates
that the girl had been prevailed on to take
thin ( iten by ilpplKnlngrolntUofl.nnd that If left
alone nlio would have allowed the matter town
\wn \ at A\\t \ of fun. The cao , itU announced ,
will bo taken tn the lupromo court ,
Tlio Win. and tlio Tile ,
A goat stood by the orchard wall
A goat Rcrono and fnt :
Ho spied n little tlistnnco off
On tlio ground a white felt hat ,
And In a jiffy swallowed It whole ,
And hi * heart wont plt-a-pat.
Then joyfully on hU hinder limb *
Ho assumed A butttut pone ,
Then stood In n goutlo reverie ,
J.lko A hard In a ixippled ( lore ,
nil wriggled hU tall and blinked his eyes
And twlftteil his [ lurplo 1100.
Oh , I can the boot And the oyster-can
And the old hoop-skirt dlgostl"
u t then ho jumped ton foot elf the ground ,
With A motion of vnguo unro t- -
ID suddenly learned that that will to felt hnt
Wnn a raging hornet's nest. [ Puck.
Kx-ltov. Mr. Miln Is thawing \ery ] > oorly
s a tragedian almost as poorly M no did as
preacher. [ Ulsmarck Trltwio.
] ) r. .Tohn Hall says Now York needs forty
lore churchon. Wo had supposed from look-
ig over the police reports tlmt oho needed
jout four hundred more.
Tha report thnt Hovs. Mr. I'tirnera : vnd Mr.
cllows have formed n religious combination
o engage in the work of' making It worm"
or Binners Booms plausible enough ,
1'onr Dr. Kulm , of Detroit , who loaned a
nor woman his feat , caught cold and died ,
ho wicke 1 young man who pawned hU to got
lonoy with which t < i buy a drink still liven.
Mr. Beocher says ha known of a man who
ould not go to his store on Sunday to Rave
In property from iiro , but who would take his
oighbor liv the thront nnd nay , "Pay mo what
lou owost. "
1'opo Lee XIIT. It IH said , dineH dally at an
qionRo of 37 cents. Homo must bo a poor
luco for cheap restaurant * . In this city ono
an get u bang up dinner for 15 cents , includ-
ip toaorcolly.
There ii a skeleton in every cupboard , and
i Is a > ory sad onn when a woman with six-
uttou gloves , high'hooled boots and fui-
nod circular , takes a gilt-edged hymn book
o church and leaves her husband at home
arning the children's Blockings ,
"When I die , my boy , " said rather fest-
vo Plttsburp father to his Ron , "I don't wan
ny floral pillow with 'Father' or 'Host' on it ,
imply the letters 'S. Y. I , . , ' nothinj.
more. " "And what , daar father , are thoat
otters to nignlfyy" "They ehull stand for
he words , 'Soo You Later. " [ PittsburgTol-
graph.
"Ilaa your mother got religion1' ! asked llttli
fettle.
"Yen , of course , " replied I'ddie ,
"I didn't know hut nko hadn't nny , nh <
peaks BO sharp and ugly to you sometimes , '
ontinuod Nettle ,
"Oh , " exclaimed IMdle , brightening up , " 1
.IB S nho's got that kind the religion of tin
cross. "
Boston 1'oat : At tiilvor 15ntto , Col. , a miner
mined Wilson Thomas , whllo reading hi *
liblo on n , lofty ledge of rock , wont to a cep
ind fell into the canon bol iw. He was in-
tautly killed , and ' Homy .lonei , hi.i life-long
cnomy , who camo'up and buried the remain * ,
( .truck a mine while digging the grave , which
issayed $1,072 to the ton. The dead inati'n
iiblovas found open at the w irds. "Forgive
youronemloB , " Wo trust thaIcMjonimpreaflod
Folios , and ho forgnvo hi H dead enemy. If he
lldn't , he wanted the earth.
A well known clergyman in the North of
England entertained recently a brother clergy
nan from no mo distance. Iho overling bt-init
unpro | > itifiis ) , ho asked him to remain for the
night. At dusk the clergyman asked his gual
o stop into the inuneo whllo ho gave orders
.ohavo his conveyance ready in the morning.
As the visitor entered the manse the clergy
nan's wife mistook him in the dusk for her
maband , and , seizing tha pulpit bible which
was on the lobby table , brought tha full
v eight of it across his shoulders , exclaiming
emphatically , "Tako that for ajikintr the ugly
v retch to stay all night. "
The Salvation Army prayed for n Fhlladel-
ihia reporter thus ; "Wo have a reporter
lore aiuiserablo reporter a sinful eervifut of
ho unholy newspaper/- ! * good young man
gone wrong. Satan has made him obstinate ,
and ho will not yield to persuasion and bo
avod. Oh , help the w icked reporter. The
devil holds the fort in this reporter's brain ,
le's going to h . Hallelujah ! Oh , may ho
ointho Salvation Army , oh ! Give him re-
lontcnco Hois a type of nil reporters , and
hey are all a wicked lot. " The lieutenant
topped to give the reporter a chance to kneel ,
'he men and woman soldiers shouted : "Suva
ho roj > orter ! " "Help the poor reporter ! "
'Down with Iho dovill" "I wan wikkud
nco , but now I am p'iro ! " The lieutenant
hen began again : "Uli , kill this reporter ;
111 him. Take him avv ay , that ho may devil
vil no more. Ho Is too ob.itlnato to yield ,
lo knows ho ought to , but he is proud all
rporters are. Oh , atriko this reporter down ;
o U the devil In disnuho. "
VEPPKHMINT DKOl'S.
The plumber now million , oven in his Metp.
Leap year has the Appearance of being tired
ilroudy.
The lost find In California Is A vinegar well ,
. naturul doiHislt of ncetiu acid , AH utrong ni >
, ho commercial art'cle. The miner * hopu to
trlke A deposit of old Applejack next.
Is thta "tho wild summor-likj January"
. , lr. Venuor preulctt'd ? The next tlmo Mr.
Vennnr CAtuhen us in gingham uudurclothcti
mid three feet of snow , lie will know it.
Slinnly bccaimo his cat brought homo two or
lireo iish which ho utole from the neighbor
ing market , Diggs hoiutx that ho get his
mackerel by the lit - [ Boston Transcript
St. Louis proposal to try fire bricks for
itrect pavements , Any oue who has over been
n St. Louis lu the summer tlmo will admit
hat this in A good Idea. Nothing but hre
irick will ntaiid that climate ,
"Tho trees will not begin to turn over n now
enf until spring , " said a uad.eyod tramp , "and
is I always follow natuio'a teachliu's , 1 think
I'll wait. " And he eat down in the farmer's
Itchon And waited until iho spring of a big
dog came.
"Mr. White , " sttd A Ifarrlsbtirg lawyer teA
A witness In the box , "at the time these papers
were executed you wore speculating , were you
nott'1 "Yes , Mr11 "You were In oil ? " ' !
was. " "And what aroyou In nowl" "Hank-
uptcy , " was the toleinn reply.
Dr. TIe ) Lewis blames the night camp , as
well as the nuv outdated hut , for the early and
often bald head. Does the good doctor refer
to the old-style tlinnel head-gear , or the night
cnp which tlm youig man f the period takes
before starting homo to bed ! "
A well dressed man appeared at A house In
Hlllodale. Midi. , Mid Asked for A inanl , like A
tramp. It WHS gl/en htm. After finishing A
Kood , worm moat , ho took A thici , fresh clgur
from hU pocket , lighted it , ind walked oil us
though he wore ptopriotor of the town ,
There his beat in the past few years a
flood uf literature cm the Influence of forest *
nn rainfall. It loiks like the theory will noon
bo nducod down BO tine that A man will bo
afraid that if no flimU a suplinK in bis front
yard ho will caum a freshet in all the streams
uf tha country ,
We sadly f ear ibis Intensely cold weather
will materially Interfere with William E.
Chandler' * work In the naw.ynnU If there
Is anything WlllUm dreads , It Is to ha\o to
work with u Jock plane on the fnretop-galliint
matt of a tin-pitted friyata when the teiu-
peraturn it 11 degree * b low zero.
\Vash a buby un clean and drn a him up
really pretty and he will resist All advances
with u most tutit'dutlve crnesnnm ; but let him
e t mola scB , jrliiferbre d , anil fo l hnmnd the
co l hod for a half huur , and he will ucatlo hU
denrllttla duty lice close up to your clean
ihlrt bo pm and In jiut the lovliigeat , cun-
nlogeit little r * ul lu nil the world ,
Now U tha ittor of the tramp' * dUcontent
-r f *
made glorlong summer by the soft rays of a
station store , and all the warm victuals that
erstwhlln were in dlndnln rejected In the deep
cavern of hia stomach burled. Now are his
foot ( round up with odds and ends of carpet
and his head is wrapped in the chaggy buffalo
robe snatched from the idle cutter.
When Now Mexico ooiio Into the union
the wool-growers of Ohio will have a sUunch
ally , Sto\a Dorsoy own * a Jnrd of 12,000
sheep that hnvo been taught to snort wildly
and jump tlff.cgged ] ton foot in the air uhcn-
c\or the od'ous ' name of free trade U men-
tloned In their presence. If Frank Html , or
nny other lonz-iialred , wild-eyed tarllMlnktr.
over ventures out into Now Mexico ho Ind
better wear A sofa-pillow In the baromont of
hw pntiU when ho goes fooling arotind Dor-
vcy's little Iambi.
VEUY owi"i'iopiii : : .
Michael Ki.vnnagh died at Low In ton , Mo. ,
aged 107 ycais
Mn > . Achsa Burtonof Croydon , N , If. , lux
just celebrated her 05th birthday.
Hhoda Howard , of Owlng vlllo , Ky. , In lit !
years of age , and IIM smoked tobacco for 100
years ,
Ml s Minnie Hall , of Temple , Tex. , recent
ly gave A debut party on the 100th Anniversa
ry of her birth.
Peter Shlnklo , of Covlngton , married A
widow of CO when lie was IU > oars of 050. 11 o
is necking a divorce.
The oldest man in Missouri is John lion-
derson , of Oxford , born In Virginia In 1780.
Ho U in excellent health.
For fifty years Plerpont Potter , of Jamaica ,
has acted as clerk to the queen county board
uf supervisors. Ho is 00 years of ago.
George McClellan , nged 110 years , of
Ulytheuood , S. 0. , WAS married on Sunday teA
A widow of 27 years named Jennie Wilson.
Mrs. W. K. Dolbeer , of Perry , N. Y. ,
died recently at tha ngo of 92 , and Mrs ,
Mary Price , at her homo In Jamestown. N ,
Y. , aged 01.
Harry Skinner , the old ferryman at the
Forgo in Powell county , Kentucky , la O'Jyears
of ngo. Ho has cut Ills third set of teeth , ami
his hair is black ,
Aninna Allen , of Terre Hnuto , Is 07 years
old , and has celebrated his seventy-seventh
anniversary. Ho walks erect and reads with
out spectacle * .
Mrs. Peter Bangatts , of Itacino , Wis. , WAS
nearly 03 years of age. Itecontly she and
husband sold their homo , and her grief was so
great that her husband - ys the sobbed herself
to death.
Uncle Dllly Slsk , of Columbus , Ind. , WAS
nn evflla\o , ami was supposed to bo 108 years
oln. Kecently _ ho wai taken to bo baptised ,
and OH ho was immersed ho became insensible
and soon died.
In Van Alvstyno , TOXOK. lives a colored
man named Frank W. liiglon , wlm U 111
years old. He was a regular hand at the plow
last season , And picked from forty to nlxty-livo
pounds of cotton per day.
The seventieth anniversary of the marriage
of JoKlph Hurd ann wife , of Sandgato , Vt ,
has jnst boon celebrated. They have lived
in the same house of all their married life ,
and a-o each ninety-three years old and in
good health.
Mrs. S. P. Wagner , who died recently in
New Orleanswas one of the girls win. strewed
Mowers in the pathway of Gen. Jackson on his
return from the battle-Hold of Chalmotte , and
she danced with Lafayette when ho visited
thin country in 1825.
Mr. And Mrs. Joieph Fester , of Cairo , N.
Y. , have been married soventv-hva years. Ho
U now in Ms 100th year , and in failing health.
His wife wan 0" > joira old in May. Foster's
father lived 100 years , and Mrs. Foster's
mother WAS 00 years old when she died.
All Acliniro a Jliimlsomo I/ncc.
A pure , clear ekin will make any f&co hind-
some. M atiifestly anything which strengthens
and enriches tue blood will directly alFect the
whole person. All eruptions of the skin dis
appear when JlunlocL Wood llitten arc em-
pliiyod. They uro A \ cgotublo remedy of In
estimable value.
Preserve Mo Kroiii'tlio lictlcr-AVrUcr * .
Oh Lord ! I Am an humble man ,
I covet good of no description
Kxccpting money , shares , And claims ,
And an unparalleled subscription ;
I2xceting ] , too , a largo estate ,
And Hocks and herds sans computation ,
And also stocks in banks and roads ,
And an unblomUhod reputation ;
And , likowioe , if I might , a form
Of somewhat Utolior grace th.in this
A nobler brow , less whelp-like eyes ,
And lips that love would tigh to kiss ;
A less ungainly stride and gait ,
And A loss but , Lord , 1 do not care ;
For , if I get the dollar safe ,
With them , I SMO , I can buy the fair ;
I d not ask fur Honor's crown ,
For I place nouluo on surh trash.
"I have worked fur glory long enough.
And in future only work for cash , "
I do uot abk fur courage , Lord ,
Or to bu ranked among the hghters ,
I only kneel to Ask one boon
Preserve mo from the letter-writers !
"Will It Beally Cure Uhonmntlsm' . '
We answer , honor bright , " It will cure rheu
matism , and the severest caae.1 too. Dr.
Thomas' tchctricUil WAS specially prepared
for the rheumatic and lame. Notice letters
from the people relative to its merits in nearly
every paper in the country.
A Georgia girl , it is said , can make tables
and chairs move by iuiplv. placing her hands
upon them. What an uxccllont wife fcht-
would make for a spreeing lodge member !
\Vhon ho came homo early in the morning ,
too full tu iiavlgato , uhf ) could , by merolj
placing her hands on his bond , bend him
( lumping upstuiis feet foremwt. [ Chicago
Telegram.
Tlio Combination ot InnrctllontH UHod
in making UHOVVN'S BHO.SCIIIAL THOOHLB in
suclt as to Rive the host posslljlo effect with
safety. They nro the beat remedy in use for
Couglis , Colds , and Tttnmt Tlsoa es.
A Chlcngn man claims that iio courted A
woman uf that city for three years L'cforo ho
found out that slio was married. It was hib
own tault for not getting her to ROW on A BUS-
ponder button. If she had performed that
taHlc without sticking her finger it would have
proved that she was accustomed toit. I llotol
Moil.
Eruptions anil malignant fevers are
conquered and cured by Samaritan
Nervine. $1.50.
"Dr. Richmond1'a ffamarllan Ifcrvlnc
permanently cured mo of epileptic fits.
J. S. Sale , Madison , Florida. Out at
your Druggists.
VJA youiiR lady in N w Dodford , Mass. , ex <
pecilnir to Hot married , had all her now clothes
marked ' Mrs. " The engugement suddenly
broke off , And now the young woman don t
know whether to use 'em up for dust rags or
end 'cm to the heathen , [ liurlington Free
Press.
Iljou Imvun Sore Throat , a Cough , or Cold , try
D. If. Dousrlou & Soim' Capsicum Caugh Urojw , they
( ire | lca int to the tast , jieifectly h nnlosa. and
will eurtly euro > ou.
IS UNFAIUNQ
AUD ISl'AM.lULK
\Eptltytle \
Sjtasm , Falling
Sickness , Convul
sions , St. Vitas Dance , Alcoholism ,
OpJam Eating , Seminal Weakness , Im-
potcucy , Syphilis , Scrofula , nnd all "
Nervous and Blood Discuses.
C2TTO Clergymen , Lawyers , Literary Men ,
Merchants , Hankers , Ladies and all vthoeo
sedentary employment causes Ncrrous 1'ros-
tratlon , Irrccularltlca ol ( he blood , etomacb ,
bowels or Kldutfg , or who rcqulro a nerve
tonic , anpetlzui'oi Btlmulent,6'umuri/tji A'cr-
vint n fuvaluaoie.
prodalm U themot
Homlerful r'lgor-
unt that over euRtuln-
cd a Blnklnjj eyelet [ NERVE ]
$1.60 , at Dr.ugfltta.
The DR. 8. A. RICHMOND
MEDICAL CO. , Sola ProSt -
St jiouph. Mo.
bar totimonion uc cUtui ro cna etamp. (18 ,
Has the Largest Stools in Omaha and Hakes the
Lowest Prices.
CHARLES SHIVERICK ,
Furniture !
Purchasers should nvnil themselves of the opportunity now offered to
buy nt Low Pricas by tnkiug ndvnntngo o the grcnt inducements sot out
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Established in 1858.
1 A. J.SIMPSON
1409 and 1411 Dodge Street ,
OM/IHA / , NEB
IN
Heating and Baking
TB only attauicd"by using
CHARTER © AJC
Stoves and Ranges ,
Mill WIRE GAOZE OVER DOORS
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OMAHA-
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This Excellent Boor speaks fcr itself.
ORDBllS FROM ANY PART OF TBJJ
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T Promptly Shipped.
0 ALL OFB GOODS ARE MADE TO THESTANDAED
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Avonuo'F.
Solo Agent for Omaha and the West ,
Cor. 9th Street and Capitol Avonuo'
"BURLINGTON ROUTE " 1 *
( Chicago , Burlington & Qulncy Railroad. )
jji
GOING EAST AND WEST. GOING NORTH AND SOUTH.
Elfcant Day Coaches , Parlor Cars , with Reclta Solid Trains of Elegant Day Coaches and PuB
DP Chain ( vAta free ) , Hmokint ; Cars , with Re man Palace Bleeping Cars are nm dally to and.
volving Chairs , l illman Palaca Sleeping Cars and from Et Louis , via Hannibal. Oulncy , Keokuk ,
tlio famous ( J. ) ! . .t Q. Ulolne Cars run dally to and llnrllnirtpn. Cedar Hapldsand Albert Lea to Btt
, froin Chicago & Kansas City , Cliicaco & Council Paul find Minneapolis : Parlor Cars with Itccllnlc * .
lUluITti , Chicago & | ) OH Moineu. Chicago , HU Jo- Chairs to and from Bt Louia and Peorla audtl
[ beph , AtchLoa & Topeba. Only through line be- and from Bt Louis ana Ottumwa. Only orj
tv , it n Chicago , Lincoln Denver Through cars cliango of car between bt Louis and Dr
bctwtf n ludianapolls & Council lilurTs via i'eorla Molnes. Iowa , tlncoln , Nebraska , oudDonvc. ,
All connectlorm made In Union Depots. It la
kuovt n u tha groatTHKOUQJI CAlt LINE. ItiauniveraaUyadmltludtobeUie
Flnnnt Equipped Railroad In the World for all CUisseg of Travel. ,
T. J. VOTI'sa 34 Vlce-i'res'tand Oen'i Martwar. K1UIHVAI , LOWttLT * I Jen. Pus , AB'S. Olii aJ
Gaivanized IronCornices , Window CapsFiniab , ,