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LOSS-AWCUIN , " 1 Vnffl'trXrn sick year ago ' . . . " ' ' tfcWHfc Mllous f ever. ? "My doctot pronounced mo cured , but gols'ck Rjjaln , with terrible pains in my back find sides , and I got BO bnd I Gould not move ! I shrunk' ' Froia 223 Ibs. to 120 1 I had boon doc ' toring for my lirorbut itdid mo no good. I' , ii iili li I did not expect to live moro thnn three months. I began to uao Hop Hilton. Directly my nppotito returned , my pains loft mo , my entire system seemed re nowodna if by magic , and after us'-ij ' several bottles I am not only ns sound as a sovereign but weight moro tbnn I did before. To Hop Bitters I ewe my life. " Dublin , Juno 0 , " 81. R , FmrATiticK. ciui-ntR 2. "Maiden. Mass. , Feb. 1. 1830. Gentlemen I suffered with attacks of sick headache. " Neuralgia , female trouble , for years in the most terrible and oxcrutiatingi man- nor. nor.No medicine or doctor could give mo relief or euro until I used lion Bittern. "Tho first bottle Nearly cured mo ; " The second made mo as wetland strong ns when a child. And I have boon so tothisday. " My husband was an invalid for twenty years with a serious Kidney , liver and urinary complaint 'Pronounced by Boston * a best phys icians "Incurablol" Seven bottles of yonr bittora cured him and I know of the "Lives of eight persona" In my neighborhood that have boon saved by your bitters , And many more are using them with great benefit. "Tho almost Do myraclosl" Mrs. E. D. Black. HOW TO GET SIOK. Expose yourself dajr and night ; oat too much without exercise - orciso ; work too hard without rest ; doctor all the time ; take all the vile nostrums advertised , and then you will want to know how to got well , which is answered in thrco words Take Hop Bittora ! Dn E. 0. WZST'S NEBTK ASD Daws THCAT- KEXT , n aonrantoed enoeiUo for Hysteria , Dizzi ness , Convulsions , Vita , Nervous Ncurnlgin , Honuficho , Norvons Prostration cnuenl by the nso ofnlcohol or tobacco , Wnhofulnos * , Montnl Io- prossion , Boftonina of tlio Drain resulting in in- oanitr and loading to misery , dewijr nnd ilcnth , Pronmtnro Old Ago , llnrroimcBs , Loss of tiowor in clthar BOX , Involuntary IX > SSPS nnd Bpormnt- orrhcca caused by oror-oxortinn of t lie brain , self- nbuBoor avor-indnlgouco. Each buz contnina ono month's treatment. ? 1.00 n boxer eix boxci lor$5.00 , Bontbr mail propnidon rocci ] > t of price. WE OTJAJtAXTJEK SIX IIOXE8 To euro any caso. With cacli ordoc received by ns for six boxes , accompanied with J ! > . ( X ) , wo will eond the purchaser our written gunrantoo to ro. fnnu the money if the treatment Uooa not ousel acnro. Guarantees isstiod only by O. F. GOODMAN , BalcJAcnt for'Onuha [ Nob. OR , FELIX LEBRUN'S LEBRUN'SG PRETEKTIVB AND ( TORE. J'CR EITHER SEX. Th remedy being Injected directly to the teat the . -tail * , requires no change of diet or nauseous , * nal or potsopous medicines t6 bo taken Intern Jly ' Wncu 'ised as preventive br either sex , It 1 * ( mponlole to oontnct toy private disease ; but In thecae cao ol thoao already unfortunately nffllotod we guar antee three boxes io euro , or we will refund the money. Prlco by null , postage paid , g2 par box , or three boxes for 15. pVRnTENjanARANTEF.9 'WH pE nod by all authorize ! .agenti. Dr.Felir Le Brun &Co BOLE PBOPIUETOnS. : - C.F. Goodman , Druggist , ( Solo Agent , for Omaha Hob. m&e wlr CHICAGO SOALE CO , ltTO.1U,01 MULK , IO. 3TU.V , ft , ! ) . 4 Ton Wm > , Ill-mil Jtux llirludrd , _ 240I"AHNICR'B ! GOALC , 80. The "Lilt. . IfetixtTvrt , " U ot. to K III. 13. SOUOTIIKUHIZB1. lU.ln" . ( rjlltL MIT FllHt. PDRGES , TOOLS. &c. nm roituK mm : nut nuir won * , io III. Anvil mill lUtnr'1'oolii. StO tntmtn * ' ! ! < HI. ( | noni dalng oilil Joint. L'lowcrn , Mml * . Ylrt" it Other Articles ImportedBeer IN BOTTLES. Brlangor , . Bavaria. Culmbuchor , . Bavaria. Pilsner . . . .Bohemian. Kaiser * . Bremen. DOMESTIC. Budweiser . St. Louis Anhausor . St.Louip. Best's. . . . . . . . . . . . .i . . .4 Milwaukee ) . Schlitz-Pilsner . . . . Milwaukee. Krug's . . . . . .Omalui. Ale , Porter , Domestic and Rhine Wine. ED. MAUREIl , _ l214Farmun. DR.HORHE'S ELEGTRiQ BELT Will euro Kervotntnomi , I.tiiiibagnulicuiuatl ; > iiirur alrrli. h'ounilKla , HUM Ira. Kidney , Hpluu nnil I.lvir ill > ra > ( ! > , nuutAitUiim.llinrt dlneaic , l ) in i > ld , Coiull potlbli , Kr > * Ii | < .luit , CAlulIll , , rile * . Killowy | | , lliMKitrncj , Damb Airu lapiu * Utrrl , itc only wUiiiliioKUt > trlulicltlii Alnerlntlli winU the Kiwi Hi Ity urul iiino jirtlum Ilirnuuli Iliu l" > Jr. ami < an l > o ntmryril In ail 111- * iant by tleiit. bend hlainii for ClnuUr .pr.W.3. , Clilcala SI OOO Would Not Buy It. Da. HOUXK I was afflicted with rheumatism , and cured by uilnir a belt. To anv ono allllctod with Out disease , I wou'd ' say , buy Mime's Kloctrio llelt. Any ono cai confer it line by writing or calling at my store , 1420 Uauglai street , Omaha , Neb. WILLIAM LYONS. MAIN OFFICE-Opposlte postofflce , Itooui 4 Fren- zer Block. TJPcraaleat 0. V. Goodman' * Drug Store , 1110 Fatiura it'cet , Omaha , Orders filled O.O. I ) . HENNINGS IMPROVED SOFT i ELASTIC'SECTION \ CORSET Jd trarruitcd to wear lonpcr , HI ube forin IuaUr , and irtvv IH.-IICI \ 'fatlffwtloii ' tliiii nyolLerCuiti ' - tee inwket , or iirico paid wll i rviundtid. 7liatndon umt-nUi l iloaK0 * * belt pbyiflclanf , oouuiu * * . - " - ( JC4III'l'MUU - 'rtfu.rthrm ? * &f- lpS > Bt.lUtlcago. wJo far by JQIIN II. P. LKHMANN. , BUFHENE & ARCHITECTS OMAHA HATIONAL HANK f-- n * * " * V ! * . , + * * * < * -n .fJ ,4H. 2.v n . , u NEW YEAR'S ' GIFTS. A IcniYci r Kplsodc. Can I forpot tlmt wlnlcr night In clphtoon clghty-fotir. When Nellie , chnrmlng llitlo aprtto , Cntno tupping at the door ? " mlw. " I eaJJi "Good-ovoninf ? , blushing For In my honrt I know And , knowlnp ; , hung my pretty he d That Nellie cumo to woo. Slio clviped my big. rod hand , nnd foil Adown upon her knew , And crlod : VlYou know 1 love you well , So bo my huab.ind , tilctisol" And then she swore sho'd over bo A tender wlfo nnd tnio All , whnt dollglit It was to mo That Nolllo came to wool Shs'd IMC my shoos nnd dnrn my hooo And tnond my shlrU , fiho Raid , And prOAsa my como'y ' llomnn nose Knch night on goliiR Io bed { Sho'd build the flroif nnd fetch the conl , And split the klndllnR , too Jxjvo'g porlurlos o'orwholmcd her o l When Nolllo came to woo. And M I , bliuhlnff , gave no chock To her ndvnncofl rnsli , Slio twlnod her nrms nbntit my nock , And toyed wltli my muatncno ; And then she pleaded for n kiss , While I what could I do Itut coyly yield mo to that bllM Wliou Nolllo came to woo ! I nm engaged , nnd proudly wear A Rcirtfooim diamond ring , And I nhall wed my lover fair Botno tltno In gsntlo spring. ' I face my doom without i sigh And so , forsooth , would you } If you but loved n * fond as I , And Nclllo came to woo. , { Chicago Now , Giro Him a Lift. GIve him n lift ! Don't kneel in prayer , Nor mornllzo with hi * despair ; The mtin la down , and his great need Is ready help , not prnyor nnd crood. 'TIs tlmo when wounda nro washed nnd healed That the Inward inotlvo bo rovoaloJ ; Hut now , whato'or the spirit bo , M ro worda nro Bhallow mockery. Ono grain of rid just now la moro To him than tonion of saintly lore ; 1'rny If you must , within your heart , But give him n lift , give him n start. Tbo world in full of good ndvlco , Of prayer and pral o and preaching nlco ; But , gonoroun souls who aid mankind Are llko to diamond , hard to hml. Give like a Christian , speak in deads ; A noble lifo'H the bent of creeds ; And ho shall wear n royal crown Who given a lift when men nro down. [ SocIotyjJournnl , Gooil-JJyo. Wo say It for an hour or for years ; Wo say it smiling , say it choKed with tews ; Wo say it coldly , say it with n kisa ; And yet wo have no other word than this GooJ-byo , Wo have no dearer word for our heart's friend , Jfor him who journeys to the world's far end ; And scars our soul with going ; thus wo say , An unto him who stops but o or the way Goou-byo , Alike to these we love nnd these wo hate , Wo say no moro in parting. At Ufa's gate , To him who posses out beyond oarth's sight , Wo cry ns to the wanderer for the night- Oood-byo. fGrnco Donlo Litchfiold , January Century. The Astoria Elopers. They mot as elopers often will , And planned a pleasant Ufa ; She wanted him for a husband , Ho wanted her for a wlfo , Wiiat matter If between their years Full thirty summon rolled T For film was only just thirteen , lie forty-flvo nil told. She was a maiden plump and fair , Ifo was n captain gay ; And ono fiuo morning came the word I That both had run nWay. I ' And where iio now this lovfng pair ? Ah mo | the sad , sad news ; For Bha was spanked nnd nut to bed , And ho'a In Trenton making shoos. r [ Now York Stnr. A AVIator Serenade. I'm awfully bold , For it's very oold , To bo Ringing under your window ; O , the wind doth blow , And in drifting snow I am singing to you , Uollndn. But I greatly feat That you do not bear. And \vhh that I know the reason. Duos my voice seem lost Amid all the frost , And can I bo crowding the soasonT I BOO the trouble Your window Is doublet And I might as Well serenade Norol 80 homeward I'll Blink , And hot ginger drink , For It'a ton degrees below zero ? W3PPEUS11NT DHOPS. The United States court in Savannah is ad vertising.'for "good , hoiiost and responsible mon to act as jurora. ' This la a good Reason Ho chop up the swingIng - Ing signs into lire wood nndfrlvo it to the poor. With seventeen Illinois distilleries turning out ono hundred and three thousand gallons of whisky a day , Chicago ought to got in a sulll- clont supply in tlmo for the convention. A fashion item says "there Is n great rage for stulfod birds among milliners. " This rngo for "Htulfod birds' * becomes general about Christ tuna time ; but they mo not worn on the hat Norristown Herald. It was his Tint attempt on roller skatoa , and as they brought him to. in the toilet-room ho romnrkodi ' 'I tell you , boys , that was gor geous. I must have kicked In the whole dome of heaven the way these stain flow 'round. I wonder If there's any left for the next man. " Oil City lillzzard. No rod haired man can enter the mining canin at Devil's Gulcli'it Gunnlson county , Colorado , Three years ago a gentleman with auburn tresses loft about $000 in counterfeit money with the minors there , taking away gold dust In Its place , nnd the whole camp Is now united against all of that kind. In Australia most of the conspicuous mil lionaires made their tnonoy by shearing sheep , nnd buying and selling stock. In this coun try most of the millionaires made their money by shearing lambs and buying and soiling ntrwil/B A Boston man had to bo nwakonod at ft theatre , the ether night , before the actors could proceed to make themselves hoard ) nnd oven during the musical parts the kettle-drum player not jealous of the rival rattler , who enured in slx-olght tlmo , while the orchestra tried to play In two-two , There Is a certain Austin man who Is linked for life to a ladv who enjoys the uuon. vied reputation ol eodly nrgloctlng lier household - hold duties , Ono evening her convlval lord returned from the lodpo In a coudltloir several degrees above the dead level of plain sobriety. " 0 you rntscroblo wretchl'1 iho oxclalmed , "I'm just burning up with rotto. " "Yeraro , nro you1 replied the man , "Well , Betty , tliash all right. I'm glad it ain't the beefsteak this tlmo. " Farmer Grosnock , of I'lslildll Plains , think. Ing to play n juUo on the village doctor , sent fur him In great haste. As the doctor's car riage wheeled into the farmer's yard ho nskad hurriedly to bo shown thq patient , The joker led him to the poultry house and ] > ahited out a geese with a broken log , The doctor , with * out n Ywd.lmmculUtoly set the Icp.lef t mliiuto dhectlona for the euro of the foul , uiul saying he would call again In the morning , stepped Into hU carrlofiu and drove homo. Ha kept up Ills attendance until the guano could walk as well as before the accident. Iu the meantime - ' time , tlio fanner was huvlug lots of fuu tell , j lug Jits neighbor * of the joko. But lie ceased to smllo when the doctor sent In u good round bill. At first the fanner refused to pay , but' ' when legal proceedings wera tajked of ho ' compromised the case io the doctor' * satisfac tion. UNWRITTEN HISTORY , The Nomination of Hayes , Garflolfl , anil Lincoln , GoHoral Grosvonor on Garfiold's ' ' Pidolity to Sliornmn , tm Ex-Governor Curtis Talks of IjIncoIn'H Victory nnd Tclln How Sownrtl Wan Defeated. Washington CotroJjnmlcnt Ocroland cider. In n chnt with General Charles Oros- vonor , of Ohio , lixit evening , the subject of Oarfield'a conduct toward Sherman nt the Chicago convention cnmo up. Gen eral Grosvonor was ono of the leading Ohio men nt the convention. II o WAI intimately Msoclntcd with both Giufiold nnd Poster , nnd iu the councils of both , lie w s strongly in favor of Shorman'o nomination. When I Asked him whether ho thought Garfield played false with Sherman , ho replied emphatically : "I know ha did not , either in intention erin in action. Ho worked for Shcrmarl from the day ho got there to the morning when the convention nominated him by storm , Iliad"A "A TALK WITH fUnriHLD on the evening after ho made hin fnmoui spooch'.nominatingSherman. Garfioldand I wore well acquainted , nnd ho always talked very freely with mo. Wo wore sitting on the stop * in ono of _ the back lower rooms of the Grand Pacific hotel , and were talking "about the day's work , when Garfield said , "Well , Grosvenor , you heard the applause to-dty , how much of it was Garfield and how much of it anti-third term ? " "Thoro was - was a grenl deal moro anti-third term than Garfield , " w s my reply , "But still there wa * a great deal of it Garfield , nnd I bo- lioro there is that in the nir which may make Garfield the nominee of the conven tion. " "It must not bo , " said Garfiold. "If I should be nominated , coming as I have here to manage Sherman's cam paign , I would bo ruined fororor. If there Is anything I have striven to do in my lifo it is to bo faithful to my friends and to the work have undertaken. " "But the spirit is abroad in the air , and it may be you will notboablo to help yourself , waa my reply. "I will help , " said lie. "I will got up in the convention at its opening tomorrow row , and I will make Buch a speech ai will put an end to any such feeling. " "Yes , you can do that , " said I , "but you may may make ono of the mistakes of your life. I know you have an ambi tion to bo president. You once told mo so when wo were campaigning together in Ohio. " "But not in this way , " interrupted Garfiold. "I will confess I have thought I would like such a nomination , but I want it some tiino in the future in the regular way. " "Tho regular > ny 1" said 1. "Garfiold , candidates in the regular Way are seldom , nominated. Look nt the regular candU dates hero. There is Grant with his buf roau , Blaine with hia , and Sherman with his. These candidates nro here to bo nominated in the regular way , and ns it looks to mo nouo of them will bo nomi nated. If you wait for the regular way itwill never come. The rustloofthp wings of that bird which boars the presidential nomination nro seldom hoard twice by the same man. You may make your speech in the morning killing nil the son- timont in your favor , but suppose for all that , Shorinab should fail to Jio nomi nated. You may kill yourself and not help him. " "But what shall I do ? I am determined to bo true to Sherman. " "And so you should bo , " said I. "You should do everything in your power to secure his nomination but if it is finally seen that lie can not bo nominated , and there is a fair prospect that you can , you should lot Ohio vote for you. Hot at first , but after a suflicient number of other states have voted that way. The fight here is anything to boat Grant , and it may bo that you are the only man that can do that. " "This closed the talk , Garfield urging mo , as ho wont away , to work for Sher man. Ho did work for Shonnim during all thoao days preceding hia nomination , and on Tuesday morning , the day ho was nominated , I was present with him nnd Foster in his little room in the Grand Pacific hotel , and I hoard them there fir- range with Governor Husk , of Wisconsin , an attempt to organize A 8TAMPIIDK TOWARD SIIEIIMAX for Unit day which it was hoped would accomplish Sherman's nomination. Wis consin was to change her vote to Sher man , and then others were te change , and it was hoped a current would bo raised so strong ns to cause the Blaine forces to rush to Sherman and to cause his nomination with a hurrah. The at tempt was tried that morning and it failed. I came into the convention smil ing for I was confident n nomination would bo mndo and that it would not bo Grant. A day or two before I had tele graphed to the larger towns in south eastern Ohio that Garfield would bo the nominee. I felt it m the air. I sat that morning with Airs. Senator Logan , Mrs Don Cameron , and several ether stal wart ladies , nil of whom were confident that Grant would bo nominated , Mrs , Lpgan said to mo as I took my seat. "You seem very happy , general , but you are going to bo disappointed. I know you expect to make a stampede iu favor of Sherman , but if you do , Grant will certainly bo nominated. The breaking up of the Blaine forces will give him enough votes to secure the nomination when such a movement occurs , " And Mrs. Logan yas right , I know that many of Blaine a votes would have gone to Grant , and notably so in Maine and Now York. Ho had that solid ilOU , and it ronuircd only a ft > w moro votes to make him the nominee. The springing of Garfield alone prevented it. " "Toll mo something about TUB INBIDE J11STOUY OF HAYE.s' NOMINA TION , general. " said I. "You were ono of the chief Ohio men at Cincinnati during that convention. " "I don't know that there is much ot inside history , " replied the general. ' Hayes wont into the convention with a small but earnest support , who acted on the principle of being friendly to nil and nntaKouizing none. This principle Hayes himself was its author succeeded in getting him the nomination. Ho started into thy campaign loni * before the convention mot , on this principle. I was speaker of the house nt Columbus.nt that tame , nud I had frequent conversations with him , When 1 loft Columbus for Cincinnati hn said to mo ; 'I think wo have a fair chance of getting the nomina tion. Wo have hold nil our friends , and * wo have antagonized these of no other candidate , " HOW UNUOLN WAS NOJltNATKl ) . The convention which made the nomi- nation of Lincoln at Chicago in 18CO was , perhaps , the most memorable , both in its action nnd ita results , of any hold since the days of the revolution , At the time it assembled there was n great majority of the delegates in favor of the nomina tion of William H. Sownrd , nnd the gen eral opinion , the country over , was tlmt ho would bo nominated The anti-Sow- nrd mon were few and unorganized , nnd had the convention boon made to ballot during the first or second day , there Is little doubt that ho would have been the nominoo. Do was by all odds the lead ing man of his party. His high moral character , hia great speeches , nnd his political services seemed to point to him an the only mnn for the place. It was emphatically Sownrd against the hold , with all the chances in favor of Soward. But the field was by no means n nonen tity. There were many good mon in the party , who believed that Sownrd could not bo elected if nominated , and among these were Hornco Grooloy , David Dud ley Ficldand other men from Now York ; Aleck McClure , ox-Govornojr Curtin , nnd others from Pennsylvania , nnd leading mon scattered here and there throughout the various delegations. . These men suc ceeded in overcoming the majority of Seward , nnd accomplishing the nomina tion of Abraham Lincoln. Their success was duo , it is conceded , ns much to the influence of EX-OOVERNOK CUIIT1N , OK VKNSSYLNAN1A , ns to that of any ether , and it may bo truly said that it waa solely duo to him that Lincoln was made president. Gov ernor Curtin was then only 43 years _ old. Now he is CO , but his eye ia bright , nnd his step almost as rigorous as it was then. When I asked him yesterday to toll the story of his part in the contention , he wan at first modestly reluctant to tnlk about himself , but on my pressing him , ho said : uThoro is not much of n story io tell , and much of it is n matter of his- ttiry already. You know how the fooling WM oror most of the country in favor of Soward. It was different in Pennsylvania , nnd I feared iu fact , I know , if Seward was nominated wo could not carry the state. The vote Lincoln got assured mo that I was not wrong in my estimates before the convention. I was at this time the republican candidate for gov ernor. I wont to Chicago not ns a dele gate , but nevertheless with the in tention of doing what I could to defeat Sownrd. It was not that I had any personal fcoling in the matter. I had not. I did not know Mr. Soward. My only interest was in car rying my state , and did not want to make my'licht ' for governor with him on the presidential ticket. On my way to Chicago cage I rode forty inilea with my oppo nent , the democratic gubernatorial can didate , We were good friends , although of different political views. Ho was feeling very happy over the outlook , and told mo confidently that if Seward waa nominated ho would beat mo. I asked him what ho thought would bo his pros pects provided some ether man got the nomination. Ho replied that it would bo a close fight and ho did not know. At Chicago I mot Governor Laup , of Indiana , which you will remember waa also a doubtful state at that time. Governor Lane told mo Indiana could not bo carried with Seward , and together w"o mixed among the delegates tolling them our opinion of the situation. The convention mot Wed nesday , and at this time there was cer tainly a majority of the delegates in favor of Soward. It was so on Thursday , and I am confident that had a ballot been taken on that day ho would have boon nominated. But Chicago had offered the convention a boat ride and this with some delay about the delivering of the ballots put the votj J&SuntilFriday * Friday night the anti-Sownrd mon were very ac tive. A party of us wont about from delegation to delegation , presenting our views as to the effect of such n nomination upon the doubtful states of Indiana , Penn sylvania , and Now Jersey , Pennsyl vania was to throw its first vote for Simon Cameron and then go to Lincoln. The first ballot showed 173Jt votes for Seward and 102 for Lincoln ; but on the second , when Pennsylvania announced her fifty two votes for Abraham Lincoln , there was n rapid changing of votes. Now Jersey and Vermont came over , and the result was , Seward 18-U , Lincoln 181. Two hundred and thirty-throe votes were required to nominate , and at the close of the . third ballot , Lincoln had received 2'JIA. Then four votes in the Ohio dele gation changed and Lincoln was an nounced as the candidate , amid the hur rah and excitement vrhich always attends the decision of a national convontion. Ho proved n very acceptable candidate to Pennsylvania , and when the votes were counted I found wo had gotten half of the votes of the Boll and Everett strength in Pennsylvania , a thine ; wo could have novel' done under Soward. " OAiir. Nothing Llko It. No medicine has over boon known so offoc- ttml in the euro of all thoto diseases arising from an impure condition of the blood as SCOVILL'S SAIWAVAUILI.A on BLOOD AND LIVKU Sviiui1 for the cure of Scrofula. White Swel lings , Rheumatism , Fimplos , Blotches , Krup- tious , Venereal Sores and Discasos.Consump- tlon , Goitre , Bolls , Cancers , and nil kindred diseases. It purifies the system , brings color to the checks and restores the sufferer to a normal condition of health and vigor. It is asserted tlmt the ordinary cosmetics used by ladles are productive of great mis chief. Wo bollovo this U so , and that a bet ter moans of securing a beautiful complexion la to use some good blood modiclno llko SCO- V1LVS BLOOD AND LIVKU SY11UP which cleanses the blood and given permanent beauty to the skin. Tlio Property Question Considered. Drotbcr Gardner , "Dar am sob'ral things dat doan * look 'zactly right to mo , " said Brother Gard ner , at ho rubbed his bald head with ono hand and opened the mooting with the ether , "It dean * look 'zactly right to BOO ono man wuth ton millyon dollars an * anodor wuth only ton cents. [ Applause by Samuel Shin. ] But yit if I wua do ton millyou dollar man I wouldii'tkeorwhedor it looked right or not. " [ Sudden end to the applause. ] "It doan1 look ' fur 'zactly right ono man to own u ureut foundry , while anodor man am oblocgud to work fur him fur $2 a day [ 'hear huurl' from Judge Cadaver ] , but if I was do $2 a day man I wouldn't frow myself out of n job to spite do owner or to please u demagogue. [ The judge subsides. ] "It doan' look V.actly right to see one mnn hold ellis nil do time , while anpder mini has to shove a jack plane for a libin' [ great rustle in 1'icklo Smith's corner ] , but ho who sliovoa do jaukplnno has do reaped ; of the community an1 keeps outer jail. [ Hustle dies away. ] "It doan' look 'zactly right to BOO fo'ty lawyois rush to defend n criminal who 1ms BtoU.n money in his pockets , while the cifi'oudor who am moneyless nm luf t to dig liia way frow a ton-foot wall wid an ole knifit-blado [ grins on n dozen faces ] ; but if wiu a lawyt < r I should nirn my money nnv odder way except by guwin' wood. Do public doan' look for any pcrticklur display of conscience on depart part of lawyers , an' darforo Buffer no I Is your Hfo "Worth n Dollar ? Perhaps that seems a high price for it , lidering how poor your blood is , and how your whole system is prostratcddcbilitatcdand enfeebled. People have been heard to say , under such circumstances , that they would not give the toss of a copper for the choice betwecn life and death. But when it comes to actually drawing near the grave , a man naturally draws back , and says' he docs not want to die. Life is very precious , and _ even to a broken-down man it is worth saving. - * One dollar will buy a bottle of Mrmvrts Iron Bitten. That one dollar lar may start you on the road from misery to recovery. A man must take a very mean view of himself who ft not willing to invest that much in making one serious effort to rescue himself from deadly debility , and to step into the enjoyment of solid health. Browrts Iron Bitters vital izes the blood , tones the nerves , and rebuilds the system. Its work is well known. Invest that dollar iti a bottle. 8 disappointments. [ Grins no longer ob servable. ] "It doan' look 'zactly right fur cna man to have a big brick house an * atiodor man n rough bo'd shanty , but 'Jomj 'l u- tax time ido man in do shanty k'u ' s'r on t'o fence nn' chuckle over do luck dat ho ain't rich. "It doan' look 'zactly light to BOO ono man go pushin' nn ssvolUu' m" c. . " > ui in' evoryoody else off do sidowtlk ' JoL do public know dtt ho am n khr ; > iC3 , bi I such men have I > ciury the mn'o y u' boin' in debt to do tailor pn' oMoeVi' t"- ) grocer nn'of sa'jEciibin' ' C . t > 'nr'Y a church withoutn hope of bciii' nb'o .o i .iy ton cents on do dollar. "In fack , my fiicni's , tint am hca 3 rn' heaps o' things dat doau' ko' : 'zictly rxr 'it to us nt fust glance , but v/hcn jocumo I > figgor it up nn' divide an" snbli'.vct nro'vo all got a hoiip to bo tlmnLful ftu' au' r- > encourage us to git up airly in do lanvrn- in" . A man kin bra-so h's ' lc"s , an' Jay back like a mule , an' kick nvr.iy nb dc hull world , nn' hate ovciybody r.n' bo hated in ulurn , ov ho Hn piu' ' * up uuMn crumbs o' coiisolai'iijn ' , inter n ccst in do back eand of do wftjjin , an' tiLe a heap o' comfort , knowin' dat tnmobotly hnusa off dan himself. Let us nccutnu'a : to bizness. " Baby's Appeal. "What makes' cry and folks siy Izo nuiijUv ? " Causa stomao t ache , r'l.l eojr : n IPV u n i"y ! CauBo toounjsloeu , r'ri won ill ) ibc'ij ; "Fe > cr , " to say , ( eel 1 lo I' 11 j 1v. Guess your babies ciy , LV. r it V i * o.'i , When mama's cone , ar tlt'oj't In i C35t3iJP. . "You're rl ht ' - " 1 they fc'rl-yr"1 e.ilmeCy ; CouJn In * jive P.,1 ; > a 1 > ' "o i'i , i rj % FKEMONJ ? FAST F/HIANG. A Glance at tlio Old "W'nvilor ns Ho Appears nt Neatly Ilivco Sonro Years iinrt lor. NcwT ork Correspondence. "Whilo rambling throush thn in von to department of Cooper union last Saiu - day. gratifying my c nlosity by vropdiii" in and out amen PJO queer tnachhici , J. met Gen. John 0. Fremont , I o hero npd idol of my boyhocd. I jiad teen him many times durin < j the lait few ycarsbut I had never seen him look so sciious and so tired. The sad fact is that 1x30 bo ini to toll on him , for in an other month tlio gallant young man whom wo roonblicans wont wild over in ' 50 , will bo 70 years old. His board and hair nro almost white and his grey eyes have a weary look. It was diflicult to realize that this venerable and dignified man , moving slowly about , was the same person who fought in the Mexican war and the war for the union ; who twice resigned his position in the United States army ; who had challenged Col. Mason and Senator Foole to fJ ht duels , and put them both to flight ; who had sot the American flag on the highest peak of the Rockies long before settle ment was thought of ; who , with nnad- venturous Indian at his side , had plunged headforemost down the the wild fella of the Colorado ; who had been famine- stricken on the great desert in tlio midst of winter , and had administered to his men nn oath to die rather than resort to cannibalisim ; whoso romantic lifo had been the rallying point of the icpubHuns long before they know either thc-ir pur poses or their strength. Aud the lovely brown -haired Jessie Ben ton , whom ho stplo from "Old Bullion" and away with when she was liiteen , is now a lovely , white-haired lady of sixty-five , who goes into t oct'ety spar- mgly , and is still the pot of her iricnds. As wo stood amonc ; the ( jucoi * nieolinniral mysteries Gen. Fremont bioLo | of the magnificent forethought of Peter Ujoper in providing such a place , where all } oov inventors could coino nod show their wares almost without coau and get Iho opinion of an export as to the patenta bility and probable value of each device. I inquired of the general about the pro ject which Iliad soon mentioned to re store his rank in the army and then put him on the retired list. "Yes , " ho said , "some of my friends have sot it on foot. I don't know exactly what is being dona about it now. " "The democrats are in power now , " I reminded him. "That makes little difference I fancy , " ho rejoined ; "if there should seem to bo justice in the application. I sup pose democrats would bo as ready to rerognizo and acknowledge it as republi cans. " Remembering that ho resigned his po sition in the army , ns McClcllan did and as Hancock didn't , because ho had been .nominated for thopfosidonoy , and thought holding the military ollico inconsistent with the higher candidacy , I said that , as his resignation was iu a sense an offer ing to our form of government , I did not see why ho should not bo restored ; and took my leave. I know moro of Gen. Fremont's aflairs than ho is aware of ; moro , perhaps , than ho would cnro to have mo toll. There is no harm , however - over , in my saying that ho is poor ; that ho made mure than $1,000,000 in the Maripoaa speculation , and put the sum of $1,200,000 in bank ; and that ho waa rob bed of this magnificent fortune by a band of swindlers who conspired to lloucohim. I could name thoin ; but no good would como of it now. Suflico it that Gen , Fremont is poor nnd that necessity pleads for his restoration and retirement. A NotnbloJ ChrlbtiuuB Day Act of Charity. While partaking of the Christmas dinner let us seek to rolluvo the misery of oarth's uufor- tuunto ones. No batter form to do this can be fouud than to support tlio world-fained Charity Hospital at New Orleans , Lin. , and Invest 85 or SI I" the IGlth Grand Munthly Distribution of The Louisiana State Lottery , ou tlio mer memorable 10th of January , 1884 , under the solo cure and uuporvision of Geu'Ja G T , Uoaurgaril , of La. , aud Jubal A , liarly , of Vn. , when over S2C5.000 will bo scattered broadcast iu sums of $75,000 down U SAt. The fill ) detulls of which can be had from M. A. lu\i \ | > lilu New Orleans , La. CHARLES SHIVERIGK. Furniture ! Have just received a large quantity of new AND AM OFFERING AT VERY LOW PRICES PASSENGER ELEVATOR To All Faoora. JS f " " 8' Established in 1S58. . J. 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