THE DAILY BEE TUESDAY JUNE 20 , 1883. j HARKNESS BROS. li Dry Goods and Carpet House. II Te the Urge * ( took and eholewi pattaru of Ever Brought to the City and at THAU EVER OFFERED IN THIS VICINITY. Do Not Fail to Call and Examine Stock Before Purchasing. . HARKNESS Bros , 401 BROADWAY , COUNCIL BLUFFS. PALACE MUSIC HALL , The Largest and Moat Helmblo House for forf f IN THE WEST. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Weber , Lindeman and Haifa Pianos , Western , Eastern , Cottage rgans , FOR CASH OR ON TIME PAYMENTS. COUNCIL BLUFFS , v JOWA. OODHCIL BLUFFS RAILROAD TIME TABLE. The following are { ho time of arrlral and departure of trains from the loco ] dcpoU. The trains start from the Union Pacific depot about ten minutes earlier than below stated , and arriie at the depot about ten minutes later. Trains on pool lines and K. C. run on Chicago time , a half hour faster than local. Wabash trains run on St. Louis time , twenty minutes fatter than local. U. P. and Lincoln train * run on Council Bluffs time. cniCAOO , ROCK IdLiXD AND rlClrlC. Depart. Arrive. AUantlo > Ext..S:35p. : m. I Pacific Ei } 0:15 : a , m Ix and Mall > . . .0 : : : a. m. Ki and Kail * . CM p. m Delfolnc8ac.7:15u.m. : | DesMolncac..4:40p. : m CIIICAUO , BCRL1.NUT01 A O HflNCT. Depart. Arrive. Atlantlc'.Kx . . . .8:35 : p.m. Pacific Kx.0M ] : a. m Mall and Ex . . .8Ma. : m. Mall and Ex . 7:00 : p. in. N. T. Ex 5:20p.m. . Ncb. & Has Kx. .0:10 : a.m. CIIICAUO and KORTIIWKHTKRX. Depart. Arrlrc. Atlantic Ext . . .6:15 : p. m. 11'aclflc Ext..0:15 : a. in. Mall and Ei'.9:20 : a. m. Mall and Ex".0ir. p. m. AccomSat ) 6:50 : p. m. I AccomMon ) . l:4.pi : p. m. KANSAS CITT , ST. J0 A.HD COUNCIL BLfFPH. Depart. Arrhe. \ ; Hall and Kx 9:55 : a. m. I Express 5S5 p. in. Express 8:25 : p. in. | Mail and Ex..C:15p. : m. u.slos PACIFIC. Depart. Ajrlre. Orerland Ex . . .ll:3Ua.in. : Overland Ex. . . 4:00 : p. mi. LlicolnKx. . 11:30 : a. m. Denver Kx , . .8:00 : a.m. DenrcrEx. . . .7:00p.m. : Loral Ex 0.30a.m. Local Ex 7:25 : a. in. " Ex 0.05 a. m. Emigrant 5:20 : p. m. " Ex 0.00 u. in. WABANII , ST. LOUIS AMD PACIFIC. Depart , t . . . .Arrive Kail and Ex 9:45 : a. m. I Mall and Ex. . .4:30 : p. m. Cannon Ball..4:50 : p. m. | Cannon Ball..ll:05u : m. HIOUX CITT A.1D PACIFIC. . Depart. Arrhe For Sioux City.7:55 : a. m. Frm Sioux Cltj 6M : p. in. For Fort Nlobrara Krni Fort Nlobrara Neb * 7:65ia. : m. Neb ' 0:50 : p.m. /orSt. Paul..7:40 : p. m. From St. Paul. .8:50 : a. m. CIIICAOO , MILWU1KHH AID ST. PAUL. LeaTco Council Illufti. Arlves Council IlIufN. Wall and Ex.0:20 : a. m. I Mall andEx.0:55 : p. m. Atlantic Ex..15:15 : p. m. | Atlantic Ex..10:10 : a. in. CH1CAOO , IHLWAUKBH AID ST. PAUL. Learcii Omaha. Arilvcs at Omaha. Mill and I'x.7:15 : a. m. | Pacific Kx. . .10:45 : a. m. Atlantic Kx. . . . | 3iu : p. m. | Mill and Ex.7:25 : p. m. Except Rundayi. tKxcept Saturdays. tExcept Monday. ( Dally. COUNCIL LVrm AND OUAHA ( ( TRUST KAILWAT. I/f ie Council Dluffn. I are Omaha. S a. m. 0 a. m 10a.m. 11 a. | 8 a. m. Da. m. 10a.m. 11 in. 1 p. m. 1 p. m. J p. m. 4 I a. m. 1 m. 2p. m. S p. m. p. m. t p. m. 8 p. m. 14 p.m. 6 p. m. 0 p. m. Street can run half hourly to the Union Pacific depot. On Sunday the can begin their trips at 9 'clo k a. m. , and run regularly during the day at 0 , 11 , t , 4,1 , and 0 o' dock , and run to city time. Chicago , Burlington & Quincy RAILROAD. OKK1CK OF FREIGHT AdENT , ) UAIA Ako COUKCII. BLnrm , Uay It , IBM. ) Arranrcments have been made for the LOADING IN CHICAGO DAILY of one or more cars with MEIICHANDI.SF.HOLIDCOXSIQNKD to parties In COUNCIL DLUFFH. JTThM cars will come through to dntlnatlon without stopping. < julck time | ls thereby liurued. Please order your goods via C. I ) . * ( j. 1L li. A. B. WEST , OKKEUAL AQKXT. "FOR TABLE USE. " The Natural Mineral KAISER WATER , From Blrresborn onthe Ithlne. llecommendod b tk hlgkett medical authorities. FHED'K HOLLKNDER k CO. , Role agents for the U. S. and Canada , 111 , 117,119 , Sim street , Nsw York. att-Im KB ACKNOWLEDGED TO UK THE IIKST I1Y ALL WHO HAVE PUT THEM TO A PltACTICAL TEST. AWAITED TO Hard and Soft Coal , COKE OR WOOD. M , BUCK STOVE CO. , " ' " ' "M1 * if ? \ " . SAINT LOUI& Piercv & < Bradford. BOLK AGENT FOR OMAUA. Western Cornice-Works AND SLATT HOOnNQ. C. SPECHT , PROP. 1111 Douglas Kt , . * . Omaha , Meb. MANUKAOTUHLK OK Galvanizea Iron Cornices. Windows , Mnlals , Tin , Iron and Slate Rooting , Hpccht'a patent Metallic Skylight , Patent adjusted Itatchct Bar and llracket Sheh ing. I am the general agent for the abo\c Una of goods. Iron Fencing , Crcstlngs , Hiihistrtulc-i , Vcrandaa , Iron Dank Ilalllngs , Window tlllndx , Cellar Ouarda ; also general agent for 1'eeraon It Hill patent In Uo Illlnil. BEFC3RE- AND -AFTER Electric Apillincw an itnt in 30 Diyi' Trill. TO MEN ONLY , YOUNB OR OLD , TTT'HO ars mlTertng from Niavocs DIBILITT , TV Loir VITAUTT , LACK or MKRVI To ten am TIIOR , TTASTIKO WIAKRIMM. and all thuie dl aws ot u riunOKiL HATIII rciultlDft from Aeuill sud OrniR CACSU. 8rwc < 1r rellrf anil ompltte reito- ratlonof HBALTn lbOKandMANUOODOVAkAYTKED. The ffraxidMt Iscovcrr of the Nlnelenth Centurj. Uend at onee for Illustrated Pamphlet free. Addrwu VOITAH HIT II. . l * IHAll. MI H. . lUjooar. . . , oLu > uu .w ak. , r man of tofr n dr < rth iralnof otitnaoi TOUT dutlta aroid twortc , ' 'r tlmulantian4 n > * Hop Bittar * . | ww * ut HorActo. * -to. dlMntJoo ordlMlp * I rial or ilacl * . old or I Ifna * poorhMlta or lanEuiih I JB > bto DM * , r j on Ho pi llTttfr * . Wbtmtf ro . f * ' f ? ? wb n fer youJeet " "aUyj r OKI Mat form dC ch& v o r iriteni IiV-B wiuioa > tntu ivui ak Hop ltt r . 0.1.0 to an Dsetoto ao4 ImstfU. lee .l HOP blcnr * tot drmitwnsM. IMwrotMrvMll CMOt optoot. Ton will btl tabaoeota/ enndlfToaucI oarwtta. ioldbydrtf- Ntvat -1 itl It mnyl nvb/oufl [ FAIL I If * . Itha | gaved hun dred * . COUNCIL BLUFFS , ADDITIONAL LOCAL NEWS. Our New Ixmn and Improvement Co. Investigation into the matter convinces us tlmt ono of thu most u < iuitnbo | , reason able and feasible plans of building houses is tlmt proposed and in operation by thu Mercantile. Loan , Trust and Improve ment company of this city , By invest ing in shares in tins institution , which is kicked by some of our bust and most re liable business men , it becomes possible and comparatively easy for a limit ( if moderate means to secure n comfortable liomo fur himself and family. In taking n certain number of shares , ut a certain monthly payment , in a few years a man can own a house of his own for about the same as ho pays monthly for rent. Wo buliovo the Mercantile. Loan and Trust company , by organizing and opening up for business , have filled n long felt want in Council Blutls. Their plans and system of loans will boar the most care- Till scrutiny and examination , and wo Imvo no hesitancy in pronouncing them reasonable and equitable , and backed by gentlemen of. honor and integrity. As the company exists it becomes at once an institution of value and credit to our city and those who desire homes. Their pres ident is T. A. Kirkland ; vice president , Judge Pcakoj secretary , I. R. Beery ; treasurer , Col. Beobo , and their oilico is in the basement of Shugart & McMa- lion's now block , corner First avenue and Pearl street. jan27-ly. The germs of disease are neutralised by Samaritin Nervine. $1.50. A correspondent , Mr. S. L. Morgan , Walkcn , Mo. , says : "Samaratin Ner vine cured my boy of flta. " You can got it at druggista. TKAMSTKUS THOUn LKS. They Want Better Weather , Steadier Work and Moro 1'njr. Some of the teamsters of the city have of late had a streak of bad luck , the weather being greatly against them , the rain preventing thorn from working much of the time , and little dashes of showorp , causing bosses to dock them for every hour lost thereby. They then claim that the pay is too small , and , in fact , that they do not have a fair show for a living. They have embodied their feelings in a petition , and are talking of holding a meeting soon to air their grievances fur ther , and see what relief can bo had. The following is the petition drawn up : "Wo , the undersigned , teamsters of Council Bluffs , Iowa , ' cannot dresa our children fit for school , church or society , feed our wives , keep clothes on our backs and prevent our poor teams from starv ing with the pay now received by us for ourselves and teams. Wo got but two or three days work in a week on account of bad weather , and but four or five months in a year. Wo are therefore forced to ask of you bettor pay _ or wo will bo compelled to Ipavo this city to lind work elsewhere. " Hood's Sarsaparilla is made of roots , herbs and barks. It gives tone' to thu stomach and makes the weak strong. Sold by druggists. Heal Kstnlo TraiiHfurH. Tlio following transfers of real estate were filed Juno 25 , as reported for TIIK BEE by lloso & McMahon , real estate agents and conveyancers : Finloy Burke to E. Dailoy , lot 9 , block 12 , BayIBS' ] second add , SS.'iO. Thomas B. Bryan to W. P. Webster , lot 13 , block 12 , Stutsman's second add , § 250. S. C. Collins to N. S. Collins , w \ s e | and s e 4 35 , 74 , 38 , 8230. Emma Barnes to N. S. Collins , part of n o JB w I 30 , 74 , 38 , 830. Win. Plumor to J. M. Palmer , lot 0 , block 10 , Riddle's sub , 81,750. Maggie Miller ot al. to Win. Plumor , lot C , block 10 , Riddle's sub , $1. T. A. Kirkland , trustee , to Mercantile Loan and Trust Co. , lot 3 , block 70 , Rid dle's sub , 81. Win. Kearn to T. A. Kirklank , trus tee , lot 3 , block 70 , Riddle's sub , 8250. Mina M. St. Johns 'to ' Henrietta I. Wheeler , part swisoK 12 , 7B , 40 , 8200. Total sales , 83,502. COMMERCIAL. COUNCIL BLWVA MABKKT. WniSAT No. 2 npring , 85c ; No. 3 , 70cj ro- jectc'l , We : good demand. COKN There is not enough corn coming In to nmko a market ; dealcru paying 38c ; rejected corn , Chicago , 62c ; now mixed , 65c ; white corn 03c. The receipts of com ura light. OATB Scarce and ( n good demand ; 3.r > c. HAT 0 00ffi7 r > 0 nor ton ; 3T c i > er bale. HYK-40@4r c ; llKht supply. ConN MKAL 1 25 per 100 pounds. WOOD Good Hiipply ; priccu at yanln , 5 00 (50 ( 00. COAI , Delivered , Lard 11 00 per ton ; oft , 5 CO per ton. HtiTTKlt Good butter scarce and Jn fair de mand at 25@35c ; creamery , 35c. Keas Heady Bale and plenty at 10@llcper ill 17011. LAWI Fairbanks' wholcNallng at 12Jc. I'otiLTiiv Firm , dealcre paying 13o per pound for turkeys and lOc for chicken * , VEQETABLKM Potatoes , 60o ; onion * , Me ; cabbages 30@40 per dozen ; apple * , 2 50a3 ( 60 per barrel. Cur Fi-otm 1 C03 40. BKOOMS 2 00@3 00 per dozen. HTOCK. CATTLE 3 00@3 fiO ; culrcs , G 00@0 M. HOOH Market for hogs quiet , an the pack ing houxea are cloning ; ' Hhlpixni are paying C00@070. If { you don't want to freeze when it's cold ; suffer from excessive perspiration when its warm use Brown's Iron Bit ters. ( JKN. SHKUMAN. Tito Comiimmler of tliu Army on u I''art ! we 11 Tour 1'rovloun to Ho. tlrnmnntr Hln Vlnll. at Kort INirtnr. The commander of the United States army , (5on. W. T. Sherman , left Wiwh- ington on Wednesday on what is in all probability his last tour through the United States previous to his retirement from active service this full. ( Sen. Sherman arrived in thin city yes terday , having come through direct from Washington ovei the Lehigh Valley railroad. Ho wa accompanied on usual by Maj. CJen. John 0. Tidlmll , of his Btuir. At Tlio GOIICHUO , Gnj. Sherman mot Justice Gray , of the Unitud States mipicmo court , and , taking the cnrrmgo , the trio wore driven to Fort I'ortor , where they were welcomed by Lt.-Co ) . Henry R. Miznur and the ofliet-rs of thu pout in full uniform , " The uustonmry salute of seventeen guns waa fired. The party arrived ot the post at about 12:30 : , and after an hour at lunch the general took a look at the ruins of th old fort , , made ono or two of his favorite rpniarkij ( a regard \ < j the value of tlic grounds now occupied by the fort as a mblio park , and again sought the ox- ilusion of the commandant's quarters. In ippoaranco Gen , Sherman looked much ; lie n.imo an on previous visits , oxcoiit , lerhaps , a trillo more grizzled as to hi iicnrtl. Clothed in a rather rusty suit of ulack , the coat setting below a standing collar far enough to now the convention- il black tie , and wearing the customary iroad-brimmed black slouch hat , he up- icared at once comfortable and demo- : mtic. After ft stay of half an liour onger the general bade official adieu to Fort Porter and was driven to the ( Jeno- see. It is understood that in conversa tion lie seemed oven moro jovial and voluble than is hit wont. Among other matters ho intimated that the United States infantry would bo ordered w est in September , probably to Fort Ca-ur d'Aleno , Idaho , or some other point on Jio northwestern frontier , possibly to lomo post yet to bo established , The mportnnco to bo attached to this hint is rery small indeed , in view of the fact that .ho appropriation for the fiscal year from July 1st next to July 1 , 1881 , is mid on : ho highest authority to bo so much re duced for all purposes that little if any funds will bo available for the movement of troops except in ese of the utmost necessity. This being the case , it seems ikoly that Buffalo will not lose the pres ent garrison at Fort Porter , at least until after July 1 , 1884. General Sherman , Justice Gray , and Dol. Tidball sailed for Dulutli last evening - ing bj the steamer "Nyack" of the Lake Superior Transit lino. _ Chief Juitico Wailo was registered to join the party at Cleveland. There wai no unusual de monstration at the wharf there was only a nuiot party of gentlemen taking pas sage with others up the lakes. The steamer was somewhat late in arriving at her wharf , and the general spent the time in looking at the ship ping in the harbor and talking of the commercial interests of Buffalo. The pleasant evening was quite , favorable tea a survey of this kind. At Detroit a hur ried visit will bo made to Fort Wayne , the headquarters of the Tenth infantry. From Duluth the pwty proceed to Fort Keogh , Montana , whence an overland journey through the picturesque valley of the Yellowstone will bo begun. An escort is already waiting for the party near Fort Keogh , with saddle horses , Sack mules , and all the accessories for a elightful trio through the Yellowstone National Park. After a tour among the posts on thu Pacific coast , the return journey will bo made through Arizona and Now Mexico. Guard and protect your health , make use of that true and ollicient tonic medi cine , Brown's Iron Bitters. Southern Proscription. Detroit Free l'rc . _ In the suburb's of Natchez I found a northern man. Ho was digging worms alongside the fence and getting ready to go fishing , and his wife sat o the back steps smoking a corncob pipe and kicking with her bare feet at the chickens whenever - over they came too near. The man had black patches on the knees of gray pants , a leather belt in place of suspenders , and ho chewed plug tobacco and squirted the juice around with a vigor which would have earned him two dollars a day in any other locality. There was only one room to the house , and the furniture would have been no load at all for a skeleton mule. "Yes , I'm from the north from llla- noy , " ho said , as wo sat down in thu shade to talk , "and I made a great mis take in moving down here.1' "How came you to move ? " "Well , some ofithbifolks backthoregol down on mo , because they missed some hogs , and it got so hot 1 concluded to move. " "And how do you like the south ? " "Not a bit. It's no country for a go ahead man. There's nothing here tt rouse a mail's ambition to rip and tent and bust things , I've accumulated fuui dogs , throe fish poles , and a shot gin since striking this country , but I fee homesick and discouraged. " "How does your wife feel ? " "Clear discouraged. Why , I'd hardly know her to bo the same Sarah Jam Baker. She's run right down to a skeleton ton , and she's got heaps on her mind. " "Say , we've been hero bottor'n a year and not ono of the ladies in Natchez has called on lierl" "No I" "Solemn fact , strangorl When wo firsj came she greased her shoes and wiinhet her beat calico and called 01 every lady in town , to show 'cm that she wasn't proud nor stuck up , but nary ono of them has returned the call. They know wo are from the north , you BOO , and they cut us on that account. I tel you , the northern family lias to suffer down here. They are entirely ostrich- cized from society. Sarah , Sarah Janof Sarah came around to our side of tin house in answer to hs | call. I remember that I judged HIO had on just tlio single garment of a dross and half the buttons were missing from that. Her bare fee : went spat ! spat ! spat ! and I further judged that they hadn't been washed since the winter break-up. "What you wantl" she growled out. "Say , Sarah , haven't wo boon ostra cized here in Natchez 'cause wo'ro frou the north ? " "Dead right you are , old man , " she replied plied , as she blew a cloud of smoke frou her mouth ; "but what do wo koor ? Wi kin hold our heads up and bust around fur all that. If they don't like us let 'en look t'other way. Come , yo'd better hi off to the river after suckers , If yo don'i get fish to-night yo'll ' go to boa with n stomach as empty as yer wallet. " Proposed Theatre lit the Manunotl Cavo. Cincinnati IU | > atrli to tlio I-onlnvlIlo Courier Journal The latest thing out in money-making .by now and original methods is ono happened Jipon accidentally to day , am which , ax far as the projectors know , un til they read this item , is locked up ii their inmost hearts. In conversation wit ] a capitalist of this city ho casually askec if I had over visited Mammoth Cave , am when I told him 1 had hu inquired i I had heard thu latest Hchemu will reference- it. 1 told him T luu and hu replied that hu leekoni'd I hadn't ' as HO far none- except those at interest had , but all thu same , there was n scheme , on foot , and a big one. Uf coin-no I ques tioned him , and hu went on to say that 1 must keep it dead for a week , and hu would tell me. 1 prommed , and ho wen1 on to Bay tlmt a number , some tun or i do/on Isow York anil Cincinnati capital ists , with unlimited means , were organiz iiiX to IC.-MO .Mammoth cave , for tu ent\ yuura , with all it * hotel facilities nni HO forth , and to erect ne\v \ buildings unc further to maku an entirely new departure uro and give u ecrjcs of theatrical enter tuinmunts in thu cave. I u'ikcd how i could bo done , "Easy enough , " ho an Hwered. "I'vp been down there , aiu studied the thing up , and it will bo tlu smoothest thing you over saw to con struct , in ono of thu largo apartment * o the cave , a complete theatre , with t capacity for ns many people a. wo want. It rait bo dond cheaply , too , for all we need is inside finish , and , with electric lights , the work can easily bo put up. Wo propose to upend 825,000 in lit- ting up the theater , awUt will bo lighted with gas and electricity , its any other theater is lighted. Woill have it as near the entrance of tlo | cave as possible , and the way leading to it will bo widened and lighted so that there Mill be no dilli- eulty of access. "You know , " hu went on enthusiastic ally , "that the temperature of the cave is never aboyo fifty-four degrees , and that the air is always delightfully still and dry , and both audiences and players , in the hottest part of July aud August , can bo as comfortable as in thu coiiest city theatie. Moro so , in fact , for there will bo no sudden changes of tempera ture , no clime rooms , and no draughts. Then there is the wonderful quiet of the cave , and the novelty of the thing to draw. Wo can get the best talent in the country for short Reasons , for wo expect to have an elegant hotel and all the amusements incidental to a first-class place of summer resort. Thu cave its it is is a most attrac tive place , and _ when wo have improved t , by lighting it all through with elec- ricity , and making all the outside addi- ions for pleasure-giving , wo expect to tavo the loading attraction of the coun ty. Wo will build a narrow-gauge road 'rout the nearest available point on the uouisvillo & Nashville to the cave , and .hen if anybody can present anything iioro novel and interesting than the Now Mammoth cave , may I never drink an- ithor glass of Cincinnati beer. " "Do you over propose to divide with Liouisvillol"i "Not exactly in the profits , but Louis ville will bo tributary , and may got nil she can indirectly in the way of supply- 'ng provisions , etc. " "Have you got thing in shape ? " "Noentiroly. Wo o got the money , > ut there is a little hitch in securing n ease of the cavo. I believe , though , we will got it , and if once the people over ; et on to the cave-theatre proposition in t proper shape I insure the thing will work around successfully. " "Who are the mon whoso money is go- lug into it 1" "I can't toll you now ; but I am only a little ono , and there are throe or four of thorn who can draw their checks for n million or moro when they want some small change. " I tried various plans to got a name ot two from my informant , but hu was close , and all I learned I give unto you , believ ing , as does my enthusiastic friend , that it will be a big thing. Homo itnniH. "All your uwn fault It yon remain sick wlivn ) ou ran ( let Hup lllttcru that ncicr-r'iiu The weakest woman , ftmallcat child , and sickest invalid can use hop bitter.1 with safety and great good. * M-t , , Old men tottering around from Uhoir matism , kidney trouble or any weaknesf will bo almost now by using hop bitters , My wife and daughter were madi healthy by the use of hop bitters , and ] recommend them to my people. Mutho dist Clergyman. Aik any JOCK ! doctor If Hop Dlttcr * are nut tlio bent fumlljr medicine On earth. Malarial fever.Ague and BilliousncsF will leave every neighborhood as soon at hop bitters arrive. " My mother drove the paralysis ami neuralgia all out of her Hyatem with hoj bitterEd. . Oswego Sun. Keep the kidneys healthy with hoj bitters and your need not fear sickness. Iru ntcr U rendered Imrmlenn unil moro rrfrrnh itf anil re\Uliij with hop hlttcrx lit each tlraiiKliU Tim > Igor of youth for the UKCI | nnil Infirm In ho ) Utters. Driving in California. The skill of the drivers in the down ward drives in something wonderful. Tin roads are a continuous succession of tin letter S , winding in aud out about tin heads of gulches , in many places tht turn being so sharp as to let the tlnei teams of horses form the three sides of it They are also rough and rutty at this sea son of the year , and at thu rapid motioi the roughest places must bo avoided. The driver , on his hig h seat , with liii six lines and long whip in hand , and 0111 foot on the brake , with the other IM i brace on the foot board , appear * to havi as perfect control of the whole turnout ni if it was a puppet. He will throw thosi six horses from ono side of the road ti the other to straddle a rut or avoid r stone as if they weru one animal. Some times the hub will scrape the bank ot the upper side , and thu next instant tin wheels will be on the very verge on tin down side. When approaching a shar [ corner and one's impulse is to slow down crack will go his whip , und wo dasl around it like a gust of wind. Thu ram- seem to bo nerves , or living tissues , con veying thu driver's thoughts , and thoii pulses beat and their hearts throb it unison. An accident seldom happens with thosi drivers , for extreme caution , couplet with absolute control of their team ant vehicle and perfect knowledge of thu lawi of stage motion , governs all their seats They are compelled to maku rapid pro gress down lull to compensate for tin slower motion up , and they haveIcarnci by experience all its safeguards and prac tice them. Ono driver will make ) tin drive of Buvonty-fivo miles into the iilotni tains one day and back again the ilex every day of his life , until ho knows over turn and rut and stone on thu line , an ! his sinews uio as strong as thu lash of hi whip. SILVKII CIIKKK , N. Y. , Fub. 0 , 1880. GKNTS 1 have been very low , and hav tried everything , to no advantage , . heard your Hop Bitters recommended b1 so many , I concluded to give them a triui I did , and now am around , and con stantly improving , and am nearly a strong as over. W. II. WELLEH. "Can I Como In ? " A young man whose clothes were sun piciouuly new , aud upon whose face ther WAH a complacent , self-satisfied oxprca sion , stood in thu doorway of thu editor ial rooms and propounded the above in torrogfitory in a very loud und declama tory tone of voico. "I suppose you can , " said the hoim reporter , ' 'unless you are afilicted wit ! HOIIIO constitutional malady which prevents vents your putting one foot in ftoni o thu other , or have got a pair hobbles on They have some daisy fellows comu ii | here lately , but you are thu first on that wanted to know whether hu couli go through an open door. " " 1 didn't mean exactly that , " contin tied the young man. "What 1 wanted t know was if 1 could comu in for a fuv minutes. " "Certainly you can ; only don't wi anything to the effect tlmt wu ought t have a pleasant pummel after such rainy spring , or you may find yourself pallid corpse in tlio donjon keep honcat the moated turrets of thu castlo. " "I want to BOO the principal editor- the ono who makes engagements wit journalists. I have some thoughts c entering the journalistic profession. " "You mean that you want to hire on a deck hand on a newspaper , don't oul" i _ "Perhaps that in your way of express- ig it , sir , " said the young man , "but ur professor of rhetoric always told im mt " , "Oh , you're a college graduate , are oul" Raid the horse reporter. "I had kind of I-shall-now- lought you a - - - oforthand take charge of - aifairs air bout you. 1 suppose you graduated ast week ? " "Yes , sir , " was the reply , "and I may ay that my oration ( "I know all about it , " interrupted thu erse reporter. "You upoko a piece botit'Lifo'a Mission. " But there are now lore young men wlio started out to arve , by a 'Life's Mission , " a niche high n the temple of fame , chasing large red teers over the arid plains of Texas , or elivering mackerel to the first families , ban you can shake a stick at , " "But , sir , " Haiti the graduate , "the an- lain of even' country in which the high- st civilization has obtained , show that it K thu men of letters who nhapo the ties- inn"1 " "Thero you pi again , " said the horse oportor , "talking about shaping ties- inies and all such grtic as that. Don't on worry about destiny. The chances ire that even if you were to fall over vital you don't know and break your icck , to-morrow somoliody would look after the destiny-shaping business all right. Your best hold for the next year ir two will be checking off barrels of Al sugar for ROIUO wholesale grocery house iver on llivor street. Dontiny won't get left any in the meantime. " "Then you do not think 1 will be able o make my mark in the journalistic pro- ession ? " "You might , " replied the horse re porter , "if you were to go up B fairs and 'all over itomo type , but not otherwise al present. " "But I might do some preliminary work , " suggested the young man "writi some sketches and things of tlmt kind. ' "Yes , you could do that. " "What would you suggest for a mm ik ilumot" "Well , " replied the horse reporter , " ] Hay that 'Affable Imbecile' would about fill the bill for you. " "Good day , sir. 1 will keep my eye in your journalism and await an oppor- -unity to join its ranks. " "All right , " said the horse reporter ; 'but in cose the street-car conaucton ; et up another strike you had better ro- novo your optio from journalism anil liead for the car barns. " A WOMAN'S EXPERIENCE. Mm. William Uawnet , of Uxhrldgo , lUnn , nrltci on March 16,1883 , u lollowt ; "During the | iait thtoa yenri I hare Iwen a ( rreal mfforer from a complication of dlietnei which ImtHo Ihoiklll of the niont experienced doctor * , H I couU ! not obtain permanent relief hy their treatment am ! ire crlpttot ; anil I ha > o aluo tried many no callei cure * In the ineiltclne line , hut conld get no relief The pains , adieu , ami weaknens Increaneil no rapldlj am ) coimUntly that I a no reduced In utrentrth ai : o IK ) un l > lo to lca\o the lied , anil the doctors In formed me that there wan no hope lor recovery. Ii ihlx cxhaiihteil ami ilUcouraKi'd condition a Ocai 'rlend ' penmadod mo tounolliint'i He nicely , ami ntte : nMiiK' It only thrcu iaj ! I cnmhiennxl to Ret better Hid to my ( treat Joy ami < lolliht | I ha\a continued ii mprovp constantly hy ItH into , until now , after Imvlii ) taken the remedy only a few wcuku , I am ahlo tu hi about my lio\i o again , and am now dolnif my hnuxo work. My lame back Is cured , the notero paltmhmi lUttppcared , and I am now In better health than fu nany j care , and bci ; tlili prlvlleKU of K'ailly ' rccoin wendhijf llunt'n remedy tu all who arc afleited wItl ny illxcan ) < if the kldnojn or liver ; and I also hlhl | ; recommend It for the attack * of Uk headaihe. 11 ; nusband ) ian aluo experienced a very Krcat benefit t < ul health by the. uw ) uf tha uiontahmlilu medicine lltmt'u llemedy. . "OUR FLAG Bill THERE. " Ur. H. II. LoiiKfcllo v , Auxuiita , tie. , rait lido rhci writes in under data of April , 184 "To whom It limy concern : Tlil < may certify tun t ojcurs aifo I u very badly nlllktcd w Ith klilne and urinary dllllcultlei , , whlcli extended through th njiiteni and laid mo up for Meek * , no that I could d no work , I had the niont skillful ph > lclau In town w ho Kftvo me no annlxtancu. Hearing flflluut' Iteui cdy , I got A bottle , and half of It cured LIUO entirely so that I hate been Htll e\er tinea. The other half gave to u ncliihbortthi > wa allllcted much a * I was and It restored him io health. I r n truly nay Hunt' Itemtdy ha b m of great and lntipr ll ! worth t NEBRASKA LOAN AND TRUST CO , HAHTINOB , NKa Capital , - - $250.000 JAN. B. HEAIITWELL , Prenldent. A. U CLA11KE , VIcc-PrMldent. K. C. WEnSTEIl.rrrMurer. C. P. WEBSTEIL CaBhler. DiiiKtrroius : Kamuel Alexander , Oswald Oliver A. K Clarke , . E. G. Wvbutcr , ( loo.II. Pratt , Jan. II. HvartwtU , D. U. McEHIInney. \ First Mortgage Loans a Spooialti liln Com | ny furnlshcu a permanent home Initlti tlon where Khool Bonds and other legally Issued Ml nlclpal Securities to Nebraska can be negotiated * the most favorable terms. Loans made on Improve farms In all Hell settled counties uf the state throui ; rcfi < in lblo local corrctpondenU. ev MAVERICK NATIONAL BANK. Cor. Water andCongrtm HU. 33 O S T O 3ST. CAPITAL. . . . . $100.001 SURPLUS , 4od,00 Transact * agcncral banking budneM. Ilecclvri tl account * of bank * , canktra and others. Drawn furcli ; eichangc and makes cable tranufcrf In Europe an tcltgrajihto transfer * of money throughout tti United Htatcs. Hint and nolU government and othi InvcHtmciiU KccurlMc" . and executed any LunlncsH f ( lt correiipondcnts In the line of banking. AHA 1' . 1'IJTTKU , rrctldciit. J. J. IIDIIV , J. W. WOIIK , Ca mith-ino .L.- ut tl human buly enlarged , develoK | ! < l and Ktrengthenol etc , , In and lnterc < tlng advertisement long run 111 01 paper. In reply tu lmpilrlc o will iay that thrro no evldcnco of liumbug about thin. On thu ctmtrar the ailvertUcrii are > ery highly Indoreed. lnterc t ( iicwiru may git malril clrcularn Klvlng all | artlciila by oildriHiIng Krlo JItdlral Co. , I' . 0. bos 613 , IlulTul M v T.uii En. . U'IMy Tunis & Kneller , 3E3C. OD. IE * . DENTIBTS 1107KAIINAM STItinTtrpHlalr : ( . ) I'nre Nltro Oxide Oa kept ton.tuntly on hand f < 'll'l " 1 "x'factloiMif ith. J19-1 John D , Peabody , M , D , , PHYSICIAN & SURGEON ( WICK 1U10MS , 3 and 5 1507 r'AllNAM. llekldcnce , 1714 Doiulai . Omaha , Xe MCCARTHY & BURKI UNDERTAKERS ! 218 14TII STREET , BET. FAUNA ] AND DOUGLAS. Short Line OK THE- CHICAGO , & Si Paul UAII.WAY. now running It * TAHT KXl'IlEflH TIlAIHS'froim JIA1IA and COC.NCII. m.UFFS wltu , , Pullman's Magnificent Sleepers. nil the fin rut liming Cure In the world. If JOH arc going tast to CIIICAOO. MIMTAUKBK , r any liolntir \ \ und : or If you are going north to HT. Ari.nHMIN.S'KArOMH , Take the 1IP..ST IIOUTR , loCHICAdO , IHIAVAtlKF.i : It ST. PAUI , railway. Ticket oHlce located at I'axton Hotel , at corner at arnani anil Kourtccnth streets anil at U. I * , du.iot , ml at illllarrl Hotel , Omaha. ' ( < rSco tlmo Talile In another column. V. A..NAHII. General Agent. II. II. FOOTK , Ticket Agent , Omaha. H. V. MKIIIUU. , A. V , H. CAIII'KNTKK , Orneral Miniver. ( lenural PaVgr AK ( I. T.C1.AIIK , OKO. It. HHAFFOUD. ( Ivneral Sup't. As t. Oen'I TOM Agent. modlv The Clergy Painful Caao of Tetter. I hate for tt or 30 year * been a itifferer from DRY TKTTKIt. It developed Itself on different portion * if my body , extending tu my feet and hands , caus- ni them to Itch intolerably and to crack. It was M lalnfnl that 1 wa compelled to wear India Ilubbcr [ loves day and night for months at a time. After consulting the he t ph.Mlclans , and u ln ; all tha reincillon which rame in my notice without relict , I commenced the uao of SWIFTS SPECIFIC , and an > i V > | 'jr to Mkj tlmt there I * urarcely a Teitl o of tha lUcae left. Atnotliio ) In twenty.flfo jean hare 1 clt such relief and freedom from disease , and I cheer- nlly recomraend Hwlft'i Hprclflo to nil similarly af flicted. J. It. OltAMIAU , Macon , Oa. Broncbltli and Minister' ! Bore Throat CURED I I was lalit low by an attack of Bronchitis aud Mln- rter's Here Throat , and my life was almost dcsfialreil of , when my iliKtor said try H , H. H. I hesitated for omo time , tmt I was afraid of being ( icrmanently aid aside from the active duties of my ministry , 1 decided to Rite the preparation a fair trial , and ntUr H > rHe\crlncln | ItKiKe I found complete relief , anil im enjoying excellent health. I am clearly of th * iplnlon that H * Ift's Hpcclflo Is ono of the best Altcra- Ives anil nioml purlflen In existence , and I take ploamire In recommending Itn fire curatlre ii > othcn anilcted I vtu. II. C. 1I011NADY. $ looo'liewud. l Will ) > o paid to any Chemlrt who who will find , OB Anatyilitflf > cx > bottles . H. H. , ono parltclo of llcr- cury , Iodide 1'otniihim , or anv mlnornl iiihiUnc * . HIE HWlrTfllT.CIFIO 00. Drawer 3 , Atlanta , Ga. GTWrlte for the little book , which will be mailed eo. eo.t'rlce : fltnall lite , $1.00 per bottle. Largo > bn ( holding double quantity ) J1.7B bottle. All druggUU icll It. ' DR. WHITTIER , 617 St Charles St. Louis Mo , St. , . , , A IlEUirLAK ClKADUATr. of Uo medical college * , ha * been engaged longer In the treatment of CIIUON- 10 , NEIlVOlIH , SKIN AND BUM ) ! ) DUcaaei than any other plo'lctan In Kt. Louli , in city paper * nhow ana all old rcMdcnU know. Consultation free and Invited. When It In lneon\enlrnt to > l > lt the city for treat ment , uioillrhieH ran t > a sent by mall orcxpretu e cry- whom. Curable canon guaranteed ; where doubt ox- lst It li frankly ( tatoil. Call or rlto. Nerviini l'i-o tratl n , IkHlity , Mental and rhynlctl Weaknemi , Mercurial and other affections orTlmxit , Hkln ami IliincH , IlloiNl Iinpiirltlc * and Illood t'olaon- Ing , Kkln affection * , Old Sores and Ulccn , InipeJI- incnTH to llnrrlage , Tthautnatfnn , Mien , rijieclal aU tciitTon to ciiicn from incrwurKeJ iimln. HUllOlCAL OAHr.rt rvetlvo j pecTal attention. Dlneaaes'ttrTiiinc ( rum Impniilciue , Hxni > < ea , InduigeiicCT , " receipts ; who tn jr O-TTXX733. marry , who may not , why , raUHCH , consequences mid cure Kallcd for 25a ; postage ur stamps. \liwly DR HENDERSON feIaroerrTs , , , , , : ? ° ° ? AnNffi twdTota w. ciSirctle Authorltod by the state to treat Chronic , Nervous and Private dUcoaoi Asthma , Kpllepsy.Ilheumatlsm , Tllea , , Tupc Worm , Urinary aud Hkln DIs- case , HemlnalWcakneMnliht ( | loiiscfl , Bexual Debllltydosi ot sexual turner ) , etc. tlurci guaranted or money refunded , ( ihtigat low. Thousands of cases cured. No Injurious modi- dues ustd. No detention from btulnem. All niodV- clnes furnished even to patients at a distance. Con sultation frca and confidential call or write ago iperlsnca am Iimwrtant. A 'BOOK and for both sexes Illustrated and circulars of othet things lent smlvd for two So stamps. FREE JJD8 BUM. meil eod-wlT Health is Wealth. Dr. E. C. Went' * Nerve and Brain Treatment , guaranteeil niioclllo for Hysteria , Dliilness.TConvul iloiin , Fits , Nervous Neuralgia , Headache , Ncrvoos Prottration caused bx the use of alcohol or tolmcco , Wakefulnens. Mental Depression , Softening of the Brain , resulting In lasanlty and leading to misery. decay and death , Premature Old Age , Barrenneo. LOM of power In either sex , Involuntary Losses an * Spcrmatorrhita raustd by over exertions of the brain , eelf-amue or otor-lndulgence Eacli box con * tains ono moyth's treatment. (1,00 a box , or six IID i PS for f&OO. Sent by mail prepaid on receipt el prieo. WR OUAHANTEK 8IX COXES To rare any case. With each order received by lu for six boxes accompanied with ti.OO , we will send the nurchaser our written guarantee to refund the money U the treatment docs not affect a cure. Guarantees liisued only by U. F. GOODMAN. Druggist , Omaha Neb. I Have Found It ! Was tht exclamation of f man when he got a box of Eureka I'llo Ointment , vthirh Is a simple and sure cure for Piles and all 8km Diseases. Fifty cunUby mall , postjiald. The American Diarrhaia Cure I Has fttood the test for tuenty yean. Sura euro for all. No\er Falls. Diarrhaca , Dysontary , and Chole ra Morbus. Deane's ' Fever an § Ague Tonic & Cordial It U ImpOMlblo to supply tlio rapid saloof the Kama. SUHE CUHU WAK11ANTED For FUUT and Ague , and all Malarial troubles. PUICE , $1.00. W.J.WHITEHOUSE I LABOUATOIIY , 10TII ST. , OMAHA , NEB. For Sale by all Druggists Or unit by bpreus on leceljit of jitlco. _ nvte6m i inar TJiyrm .Anexcellent Tonic ttml A . . . . ' , D nn.J , lU-nJn.hu .R.p. tte. Ullty.p. < i-r na.\ni . Dlutihw nnaaHdlfonlcl nftho IIitu Oraaiu. li linart * K ileltctous flavor to a elaM of ehampun * . lemonade , coda , uid all JrinVJk Try H. The cenuluo AngMtura. Dittert I made by Dr. J. a. B. . .y ni , ( UU , Orocen aud Ujuorl > j i i J. W. WUPPERMAN , Sol Agent. M Broadwsj , N. Y.