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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (June 23, 1883)
THE DAILY BEE OMAHA , SATURDAY JUNE 23 , 1883. \ ' HONEY FOIl THK hAUIKS. Two now plaidcd zephyrs make jnunty tennis - nis coitumcH. Flow crs nro extravagantly used on dressy "bonnets and hats of every description. A Pittsburgh female phj-dcian saysi "Wo- onen can understand women. " All wove got to nay is , If she can she's mighty smart. Goldbiskct etraw linnets , trimmed with flame-colored lace , ami fancy silver straws ami % eh ct Intermingled , are the newest fancies In French millinery. She sane , "I want to lx > an angel , " ami jio swore thntuho wo * ono already. lu this she Mushlngly demurred. Then he married her. icrriUrrer sustained. A suggestion of silver throughout ah entire Mack costume gives a Ixyiiltlfid and uncommon effect to this sombre dre-ss. Thli combination ii charming In "hilf" mourning. Itfs too early to predict just whit stjlo of inntrol will 1)0 ) fashionable the coming season , but they will bo worn , as usual. Just high enough to rake out a man's cje. Koine Senti nel. Flour may bo used Instead of corn-starch In lemon jelly for the filling of layer cake. Stir nil the lumps out and UHO a Ilttla more , say one-third more , than jou would of corn- j < lurch. Wide sash ribbons In gold and white or sllv cr and -white arc In high fashion for evening weir. Quite often a length of it Is used also for a woiscoat to bo net Inside the cutaway bodice of plain silk. Two case * of biting by women have occurred In Missouri , and both of them weru only a lit tle less painful and dangerous than the bite of a snake. The Missouri wulnan must bo decid edly venomous. A Philadelphia widow , who was engaged to an undertaker , refused to marry him when she was told that ho Inado his deceased wife UHO an old coffin mounted on rockem for a cradle. Camdcn Times. "I don't like toha\o my husband chow to bacco , " remarked a jnung married lady , "but I put up with it for the tin foil Is just too handy for anything In doing up my front crimps. " Somcrvillo Journal. Professor to a young lody student "Your incrk is very low , and you have only just pass ed. " Young lady "Oh , I am no glad. " Pro- lessor , surprised "Why } " Young lady "L do so lo\o a tight simoezo. " College llx- change. The Chinese and Japanese stvlcs of headdress - dress are in high \oguo among the ultrafashionable - ionable women , and the stars and heads of the pins they lire to thrust through the top-knots are often studded with diamond' , rubies and ] > carls of rare value. Delicate whlto muffins nro made of one cup of sweet milk , the well-beaten whites of two eggs , two and a-half cups of flour , ono heap ing teosi > oonful of baking ] K > wder , a piece of butter tno size of un egg. Hake in a quick oven. Close-fitting perllncs. high on the shoulders , are of late fashion , borne are cut straight around , but the most stjllsh nro those with the back width let In long , and the fronts tied loosely and trimmed w ith n mass of lace and ribbon. The high chnuldorH are usually fulled in. in."A > "A Gorgla girl IH engaged in tha task of cat- ing four large onions , two hundred gruen ap ples and two bottles of pickles a day. " She may get along all right with the pickles and the green apples' , but the onions will make her hand In her resignation. A base ball team composed of women hat liceii organized in a Pennsylvania town. The only trouble they _ will experience will bo to find a man to umpire the game , but a deaf and dumb man who could stand the jar on his nerves might get a good job umpiring fur that team. Sleeveless jackets and hodlcrs open , square , or heart shape , and made of embroidered vel vet , brocade , or of gros grained silk in palu blue , mauve , or shrimp-pink , hand painted , and edged with loco , will beery fashionably worn orcr ev cning dresses of whlto hue , em broidered muslin , veiling , batiste , and other light fabrics. Among the most costly fabrics for summer evening toilets are zephyr brocades and broc.v tellcs , with brilliantly colored exotics on dark grounds ; magnificent Indian tissues , woven with threads of gold or stiver ; heavy ottomans in all the now and artistio shadex ; Ininpai , with Hatin stripes figured with velvet How crs , and damasks , with Hugo single flow era or bou quets in clusters , raised on sheeny natin grounds of primrose , pineapple , cinnamon , nnd golden urown , tea rose. 8hrimp- ] > ink , cameo , mauve , and endless shades of green , There seems to bo no end to the \arietyof high-priced , high-toned , high-colored parasols , A largo sized ono , opened to private view from among a multitude Juat impelled , was nuulo of strawberry satin , trimrhcd til the depth of twelve inches with three rows of ' bright gold loco. The ferula won surrounded -wi tli a wreath of brilliant flowers , showing gold nnd dork red [ nippies , bright hiuo i ifrged Hailon ) , and dark green leaven. Tim lining was of gold-colored satin , with a hand-painted Oreenaway design executed on ono of the panels. 'Loud" as this wa in ntjlo , it was JKwltively quiet and plain ciminared with many of the other HunshadeH exhibited. , Flirtation. Whit is flirtation ? Hcally , How can I answer that ! Yet when' she smiles I see its \\llei , And When ho lifts his hat. Tis meeting in the ball-room , Tia whirling in the dance ; With something hid beneath the lid Beside n simple glance. Tis walking in the hallway , TU resting ou the stair ; Tii boarded lliw on finger tips , ( If mamma is not there. ) Tis going out for Ices , Tii buttoning on a glove ; Tis lips tlmt speak of plays next Week , And eyes that talk of love. Tin tucking In a carriage , Tis asking for a call ; Tii lifted eyes and tender sigh * , And that Is no , not all. Tis parting when 'tis over , And one goes homo to sleep ; Trn la , my friend , best joy * must end- But ono gocn homo to v.ecp. Klla Wheeler. > Our June ralnn , like the Duality of mercy , are not strained , or else the holes in the strain' er are i cry largo. If you.wlsh to steal in safety go to Washing. ton. If you would like to try your hand nl murder better move to Kentucky or Chicago , "Crowded out to make room for more inter c ting matter , " remarked the editor as IK fchoved outdo a plate of beans and tackled i a ( straw berry dhortcoko , "Proud of itt" ho * ald. "Of couse I am He stopiHHl four days at my house and I w ai token with the delirium tremeiu. Shows I'u a good entertainer , doesn't it ! " Boston Post A unow.w-hito hen In Arkansas hatched ou five black chickens and killed o\ cry one o them after they left the shell. She didn' want the other hens to eye her Hunpiciouxl ; and talk about her. "What Is HO rare as Juno dixjn ! " uska an ex change. Nothing , jHjslthely. It ban beei Bupposod tliat March days were pretty ruw but some of the dan of the preitont month ha\ Itceu about a.1 rare an ono could wish for. Human nature in pretty much the same tlv world o > er. Kven m Franco , whenawomai rushes out In the front yard bareheaded , th neighbors all know that a Htrango chicken ha put In an apiwarance , or that the dog ha chased a cat acrovn the verbena bod. Atlant Constitution. . young Uuly , gia Major. "That1 * n nice Wo jou lead , " said Senati Jfair to Us BOU Jim. "You nre ninning aft < every girl In town. " "It1 * nut tny fault that run after them , " "Whose fault ( i It , then' "It'll their fault. If they would stand ntlll no could catch up , I wouldn't run after them t inuch"r-Texa ! Sifting. The report come * tbat'n gambling hoiwo I Chicago luu been forced to close its doors c account of heavy louse * . Tlie itollce have bet trjing to close flie gambling dens for montl IMWt , but failed , liducota the ixillcfl to pit poker and faro , oud they will Uke core of tl gambling dew. .Itluuigot no now that the undertaker Jcnown only M the."funer dlrectorJ and wi not rectvnlzo his old name If ho meets it in the road. The undertaker will become so high- toned after n while that the public will lese all regard for Ills feeling * and call hliri pro fessor. "When th(4 ( i > o tal clerk in the postofllco at Charlottctow n ( Prince IMtvntd's Island. jKwit- marked n letter addrcfocd to Saskatchewan territory the other day In exploded , blowing the stamp out of his hand and tearing the let ter to plccei , " says nn exchange. It Is thought probable that the address on the letter ex ploded , There should bo some precaution taken about allowing such mine * as "Sas katchewan" to pom through the mall. The mayor of the city of Moscow , In Kussla , made some remark * the other day , which were distasteful to the cr/ar , who , It nccms carries bin head pretty high rlnco ho had n crown placed niioii It , nnd the latter banished him forthwith. Probably if the Moscow mayor was biuing as much trouble with the saloons of his town ai some of the majors of this country have , ho will think the banlnhmcnt came In riflit handy to help him out of Ids muddle. "How's jer gal comln'on , Aunt MaMnyl" "She's obcrtcr nan Antonls , and dat ar ( Jabo SnodgnNs , whit's Jos' como from dar , done tolo me dat she's got stogo-struck. " "Is dat so ? " "Yes , Mr. Johnslng. It am a fac' . " "Whennmshogwlno tcr lilaj)1' ) "Not fora right smart while > lt , I reckon , koso de wheel ob anmidcr wchlclo brake two oh her ribs when do stake struck hir , " "I miscom prehended yo' , Aunt Mnlviny , at fust. ( Jood ebcnonl" Uahcston News. "A German has invented a safe which , on Its lock 1 > cliig tampered with , throws open Its doors , scfoci and drags and locks In the burg lar , and handcuffs and holds htm in readiness to be conducted to the ] > olca ! court in the morning. " This sort of n safe may l > o very good for protection against burglars , but what this country Is In need of is some contrivance that will nail the cashier _ ns he Ii going over the bock fence in the direction of Canada , with the funds of the Kink. During tha past jear or two the financial concerns have suffered more at the hands of defaulters and decam | > crs than they have nt the hands of burglars. A juryman in n Nebraska town was fined the other day for simply drawinr a little whisky thnmch n rubber tultc , from n flask in his pocket. Tlie juryman was hot about it nnd it seems he hod n right to iio hot. There ho had sat uxm the jury for nine da } * with out a drink , ami still he wa * expected to keeji his nerves quiet enough so that at the end of the lawvcrs harrangno he could go quietly away with the rvit of the jury and ncquit the man who had killed anotlur while on n drunk. A man In such n trjing jHwition as that should 1x3 allowed to take something to quiet his nerves , without the court dropping onto him with bolhfect for "contempt. ' ' Peck's Sun. ApOHtrojilie lo Theodore TlioinnN. liv J. I' . I ) . O Theodore ! of all muxicInncrH Thou art the Ixms , with n long primer It , When thou dost mount thy box and swing thy stick , With gold upon the further end of It , And of thy hired men some two or three Begin nn easy sort of playing on The various inntrtiiicntn ! on which they Do perform , a funny feeling goes a Crawling up ami down my spinal column , Just like It dots whim culling taffy from A buttered stfck. Then thou dost awing with more Vivacity thy little club , nnd nil The other Iwys keep chipping in , an when To opo the jack-pot's sturdy bands we strive , And of the holding two ten spots nro found To i > o the upmost hand. Hut after while Lost thou the circumambientntmo phero > Like thunder pound , nnd opened Is the jnit , And every ono comes in , nnd clilpn pile up. With anxious zcnl the fiddlers cliaxo their IKIWS Across the desiccated bowels of The feline lately gone beyond the rungo ; hike n high pressure engine Illcg the arm Of him who the Reductive trombone works ; And all the while the rooster wltn the big French horn doth blow th' internal revenue From out its sheeny convolutions deep. The ojihlcloidoophiculatcs , in turn , The hautboy Imutbojcotn , nnd the bassoon Itaxsoonloutly basMoonoth , whllo the ( treat bass viol doth basely violate , And everybody scrapes ami ] > oundH nnd blows ; Thou mostly thou iu.oumuIntcHt nil The toothsome products of the baker's art , Together with tno shelving , counters , SIMIOIH , Napkins , knives , forks , kitchen utunxils , cook , Awnings , delivery wagon , accounts , Jlllls receivable. mortgugcH , deeds , bonds , light ! < , titled , dignities , fr.inchises and Corporeal and incorporeal HcrcdltenlentH nnd nil the other Property , real mid personal , unto Tim aforesaid bakery npjicit dnlng , Ty have and hold themuor thliinown anilto , Tlilno heirs form or tnora. For at that tlmo I want to riio un in my seat nnd how 1 , And haller "whoop , " and get throwed out nnd go ( let full of Kansas whisky nnd got inn Into the cooler's deepeit iccuwt dark , And get fined nnd mnko nn Idiot of Myself In general. But I do not ; For In a soothing way thou coolont off Their rampant iho , shutting them down so slow I hardly know thoj're gone. l"eu so at night , As I have stood UIKJII Ilia boundless plains , And seen the affrighted train go rushing by , And in the sleeping car there did repose A girl from Omaha Ahl thus I've heard Her gontla snore grow fiunter nnd fainter un The troubled air , till nt the horizon Twos lost , and I wns left alone. Denver Tribune. JUOhlGIOUS. Dishop Lrvval , first bishop of Quoliee , N to b < canonized. Ilrlgham Young nssorts that " 0.000 converts mostly females , will join the Utah salntn thii jear. jear.Tho The next meeting of the Southern Baptlsl convention , in May , 188-fwillbo hejd in Baltl more. The Presbytery of Idaho cov ere an nrou ol 100.000 square miles , with fourteen churchei and but two minister * . There nro fifty Methodist churches In Wash ing ton , with 12,098 communicants and li24 ! ! Sunday school scholars. The First Baptist church of Chicago will Ix fifty yean old In October next , and the oven will bo celebrated with appropriate jubilee SIT vIcon , The United Prosbytcrfnn church of Scot land , which has been rejHirting n decline it numbers for a numlier of j ears , will thin yea IHJ able to report n large Increase. It Is understood that Mr. I ) . L. Moody wil conduct evangelical service * In lloston unde the auspices uf the Young Men's Oliristlai Association during the summer months. Somoof Droaklyn's best citizens are makin preparations for u grand celebration on th SStii iimt. , In the Academy of Muitc , of thn city , of the llov. Henry Ward Itocchor' * HOV entleth birthday. The Kplscopal onnventlun nt Indlanapoll on the Oth instant , elected tha Jtev. li n Knickerbocker , of Minneapolis , Minn. , blsho for the dioccsd of Indiana. lr. Knlckerbocl er was formerly a resident of New" York. The UnlvorsalUt church has tit the i.rosci date twenty-three state conventions , 039 pai ishcs , 710 churches , 80.233 , members , ( i33 Sin day schools , and M,70o scholars. Tliero m 7M ) church edifices , worth SO.-HJ.OOO , and 71 ministers , The General Council of the Reformed F.pl copal church nt its session in Baltimore. n\ \ pniv ed n report from the geucrnl commute recommending a mifcpoiisloii of tha publicntin of the nmentlotl praj er lunik , and referred ruvislon uf it to the committee on doctrine nn wurHJiip. Tho'PoiK ) will hold n consistory nt the er of Juno to till up the eight vacant posts- - Cardinal iu the nacred college. The tot number of thono dignitaries khouldlie no vent as fixed by a bull uf Sixtus V. , in 18M , i meinurynf the cevonty ciders who guverm Id the iiooiilo of Itr.iel and the seventy dlsclpl id uf Christ. ir- Itov. Dr. .1. T , Durjea , who was once bright and khlnlng light iiniong the cleryy Troy , now uf the Central Cunirrogntloii or chin ch in lloitiin. deelintmta call tu auoth il or paktorate , xajs : ' 'Hojtoii is the hanlett pla on tfio planet tu do honest work In rn eva ( ellc.il churcli. UnltarlanUm has the Intelle tual lead huiu , nud If n man Is hi a hurry f result * he'd letter stay nwav. " In on MOMIOK , MICH. , Sept. 25 , 1875. un Snts I have boon taking Hop Illttc lu for inllammation of kidnoyB and bladdo ay Ithasdono for mo what four docto > 118 failed to do. Tlio effect of Hpp Ditto Is scorned like niagio to mo IsHi I " W. L. CA1VTER. MUSIC AND UUAMATIC. Tom Karl , the tenor , will summer nt Wor > Chester , Moss. John McC'ullough hns engaged Kllcn Cum. mlns fur next season. Miss Koia Hand will bo Joseph Jefferson' * leading lady next season , Next season XOUIIL' Salvinl returns tu Amer ica to sup | > nrt Miss Margaret Mather. Theodore Tli'iman ] K > rmlts no recalls , The encore fiend will plcvo bear this in mind. Helen Barry , thonctrcns , Is the tallest wo man on the American stage , She is six feet one , Henry K. Ahlxty ho * engaged Mine Hem- brich for his next opera sevon. She Is to re- ccivo 81,2. > 0 for each jtcrfonnancc. The grandest of nil sacred umiiiosltliiiis , Bach's Passion music , has been published by Senff , In Lclpslg , nrrnngod fin four bands. Mine. Nllsson's firtt nppciriiice after her return to Knglnnd wns In concert nt the Hoynl Albert hill. The niidlenco minilrcred 1 ,000 nnd was very onthiiKlastlc. Twelve repreMontations of Wagner's "Pars ! , fal" are to IHJ given at Bajreuth , commencing July 8. The curtain i < * to rixu at4 o'clock , nnd the ) > erfi > rmanco end nt 10. Lawrence Barrett closed his season lost Fri day evening nt Colorado springs , presenting " 1 nviuTHca da Itlmlnl , " his last nppcarancu previous to n tour of KiirojH ) . The total receipts of the Thomas concerts In San Francisco , just ended , were 851,000 ; total OXIKMIHC * , S.18,000. The guaranteed fund was Slih.OOO. The total niidlenco was 30,000. Mr. F. C. Bangs and wlfo ( Agnes Leonard ) hav o decided to return to thn stage next nca > son , and h.ivo ivskcd Mr. T. Slater Smith , now managing "llanch 1Q , " to take the business direction of their starring tour. John McCiillough's new play , "Mrmnon , " U founded in the era of the "Shepherd Kings" of Kgypt. The chief role is iMemnon , head priest of Kgypt , being taken by the star him self. ItUn tragedy of the somber sort. It resembles somewhat" Vlrginliis. " The American prlma donna , Marie Durand , appeared In the title role of "Gloumdn"nt Covent Harden. London critics pronounce her an actress and a singer of great power , w ho cnmo upon the stage w Ithout a "hand" or recognition , and left it amid vehement np- plauxo. C. W. Couldock , the veteran actor of New York , has gone with Joe Jefferson to New Brunswick , there to camp out on an island in nlake. The two actors will IIONH the month fishing for salmon. Mr. Couldock says that ho expects to play in "Hazel Klrke" up to the end of this century. He is now ne vrly sov enty years old. Miss Novndn , whoso real nnmo U Nixon , is snld to IHI "nlmost pictty , " nnd her nccont Is Hiiokeii of " ( 'nlifornluu " ns "strongly , wntover that may be. Her recent [ debut in Paris in "Tlio Pearl of Brazil" wns quite successful. Tim correspondent of New York Tribune nays thtt "in Homo respects she comcx nearer to 1'atti than nny other cantatrico of the day. " Gross carelessness on the part of the prop erty man at the opera IIOUHO in Den < er , is the explanation made of th6 nlleged attempt to | x > i- son Modjesku. A vial of phosphorus and sweet oil. used by Lawrence Barrett in play ing Hamlet , wns'hnnded the actress to nerv o iw n sleeping potion in rendering Juliet. On removing the cork the liquid look fire , nnd the vinl was handed over to the manager. Sir Julius Bcncdlit thinks Mnlibran was the greatest prlmn donna ho over heard , nnd Marie nnd nlm llcev es the greatest tenors. Cmnpanlni ho miikx "with country churcli howlers. " "Faust" ho regards nx the greatest opera , nnd Kays none have been ! written since worthy of mention. "II Trovatoio" is "rub bish ; " "Aidn" and "Carmen. " "tra. h , " and "Pinafore , " "rot. " Yet Sir Julius U n genl.d and good natiirod old I'entlcmaii. During the first act of "Old Shipmates , " lately In Denver , nt the Tabor opera house , Unite n scene occurred. A parrot lud been iKirrowcd. The bird , when ho became accus tomed to the novel surroundings , commenced to display ltn accomplishments , to the amuse ment of the audience. "Lamb chops or broad- cdcul ? " screamed Poll , bringing forth a loud "x-tdi ! " to which the bird responded with "Shut up jou make mo tired ! " following this up with a volley of oaths , The bird had to bo carried off. Do the Mock Inherit tlio iarli ( ? The cuglo plucks the raven , _ And the raven plucks the jay , To whoso voracious craving The ciickct fall * n ploy. The big fish dines nt leisure Upon the Kinnller fry , Anil thu minnow cats with pleasure 'Tho poor uneoiiNciouH iiy. The miser skins his neighbor , The ncighlKir skins the poor. And the poor man doomed to labor Spurns the beggar from bin door. And thim the world is preying , The Htrong upon the weak , Despite the precious s.vjlng : "Tho earth in fur the meek. " A. N. Meals , of Mobcrly , Mo. , recently sold n circus man n cow weighing over 3,800 pounds , Three hundred snapping turtles were taken out of Yolbow Breeches creek , Cumberland county , Pa. , In one day , recently. There la a peach tree in ail orchard neai Tul are , Cal , , on which are growing about o dozen nectarines and u largo number ol poaches. A curious freak of nature can be soon al Solomon Marsh's farm , near Norton , Kansas The curiosity Is n calf born without uyes. Tlu calf is perfectly formed , active and all right with tlio exception that It has nu sign of an eyeball. Iowa taken the lead In the matter of twins Nine hundred nnd fifty Iowa mother * per formed double duty lost year , adding 1,000 1 < the population of that thriving state. It ii said to bo the easiest state in the Union to ac cumulate a family In. Whllo examining the waterworks of Hocl Island a few daju ago , Mr. Holly found In tin pumps massoH of accumulated dot.d fish , tur ties , chunks nnd other trash. A "sucker" wa found In ono of tlie pipe * that measured throi feet nine inches long and weighed over fifty ono pounds. A Calverati ( Cal. ) man itswerts that ho klle ! < the largest ratuosnako on record lost w eek. I wosnlnofeot In length and twelve India uround ; it had Ucnty.four rattles that couh bo counted , besides Homo _ thut were worn off nud the rattles were three Inchon acrowt. H was killed only after being shot three time * . John Flonhon. of Money Creek , Illinois , ha nn uld rooster that has recently adopted brook of 3 oung chickens that w ore deserte'd b ; their maternity. Ho constantly guards them scratches for them , and nt night covers thci with his protecting wings. W. R. PoUton , of Nashville , Tcnn. , has three-legged bay colt , which is now over n jen old , and of which The American saj's : Kxccpl ing the fact that ho IKWMWCS ono leg less tha other member * of his species , is u perfect ! formed animal , A young man writes to The Courier-Journi that ho knows of n Kentucky gentlema "who has hair on his chest about eight incht long , which appears about every tvvuweukj remains ono week , and then disappears , enl tu reappear again. ThU hair In of n ligli shadoof green. " Ill On McDmumgh street , Atlanta , there is Illml cnt-wlth * ix legs. The nextlH | lo U the tini | ml crty of n Mr. Johnson. The additional tw mlml legs nre just behind thn cat's front legs , an ml nro joined to them by a thin skin. 'I no ci mlof moves with ease and Is not nt all awkward. tnl The Calcutta Exhibition , which will ope December 5th of this joir , will nwonderfi iu for the notiblo collection of precious stoni ed which nro to lie. shown. The gro it majorit of the native princes uf India have promise to lend their finest jewels , and among the. an are gome of the costliest in the w orld. Tl ofml collection will bo iwpeclidlj- rich In dlnuiom ml and pe.irb. ler \ IJ'.Ulnioro iu has a cage uf monkey * . I ice way of variety ho put n cat In with then nn- much to their delight. Un taking it out tl ec- other day the-re , was tirriWj liowling ou bet for fides. The cat refused to eat , and the moi kejsiiutlickliigthoteaiiiuutuf e.vch other's eji fordavs. 1 liuilly the cat was put luck , an then there vvivs great Joj' . It licked nil tl little took turns hui its monkeys , nndtUeblg ones ging it until Its tongue stuck out. Tie | big trees of California are HUpponed I rs ha hoary with age that must be coiuited I centuriM , but they are mere babies in tl ttrctch uf ctendty beiido the venerable roll uf nueUnt forests that still thrivov porously I Asia. There Is ono know n ns the Do tree , In the sacred city AmaraK | > urn , In Din-mall , which Ktiro | > e.iii travelers say can claim n well authenticated ago uf L',171 > enrs , historical documents keeping a trustworthy record which show it WON planted 288 I ) . O. A Chagrin FalN , Ohio , man Is working un n flying machine , not uf Darius Green pattern , but uf the electric motor style. Sumo uf the nlans , as the revolving wings , set at an angle like n wind-mill , for m tnnce , nro old , whllo two or three others nro decidedly now , and to nn experienced ejo practical. The frame of the machine IB to 1m innde uf small tabular steel roili nnd bamUx > , combining grent strength in small weights. The wings nro of steel nnd bamboo , covered with very light oiled silk. Tlie motor Is to IH ) nn electric en gine supplied by strung batteries. The In ventor is \erj * sanguine uf success , nnd cajs "there's millions in It. " Who ? Who visits u In summer's heat ? Who bores us often on the street ! Who frequently at home we meet ? Who sails around ou pinions fleet ? Who takes In every free-lunch treat ? Who dines with | > oor and the elite ? Who always gorges on fresh uient ? Who never deigns to take n treat , Hut nlwnys stands upon his feet Whenever he's Inclined to cat ? Who should it l > o but that ) > ctitc Little biter , with the sweet Name Mosqult ? - Boston Courier. CONNUlUAMTinH. Lov oat first sight in L s Angeles led to marriage In five hours and a complaint uf bat tery in seven dajs. A slxteen-jcar-old girl , one uf the members of the Salvation army in an eastern town , mar ried n negro the other day. A pretty fancy Is to ornament the broad sil ver knlfo used to cut the bride's loaf at the wedding. Make a pretty bow with long ends of white ottoman ribbon , about nn inch and n half wide. Miss Annie May Hhodcs , a belle of Augusta , Ga. , who married Mr. Walter C. Koykin , of Norfolk , Va. , at her home , last Thursday , had 11 brides-maids. At n marriage which took place n few weeks ago nt Nowjmrt , Knglnnd , the bride was n widow aged 82 , the bridegroom n bachelor aged 80 , and tlio bride was given away by her grand son. son.Mr. Mr. George P. Snngcr , Jr. , eon of United States District Attorney Sangcr , of Massa chusetts and Miss Susan I ) . Jewell , daughter of the Into Hon. Hnrvey Jewellj were married in Boston un Thursday last. A justice of the | > caco of Dccatur , 111. , ro received ' cents fur . ccntly tvventj'-fivo perfnnn. ing n marriage ceremony , It being all the money the groom had. The bride , however , agreed to make up the rest of the fee In black , berries ns soon as they nre ripe. At a wedding in Harlem , where the brldo was very diliatory in arriving at the church , n lady remarked concerning the nffnir : "Well , the idea uf that woman being lite in gi tting here , she has been waiting twenty-six years for just Mich a chance as this ! " Mr. Henry Dcringcr , who was married iu Baltimore un Wednesday last , is tha grandson and namesake of the late Henry Doringer , the inventor nnd manufacturer uf the famous pistol tel called "The Deringer. " The bride Was dressed In deep mourning , but not , however , for nny one of the many victims uf the deadly wenpun. A wedding uf two prominent correxiioiiilonts occurred iu Washington nn the 10th. Mm. Marj' C'lcmmer , who for twenty jears has written lotterrt to the press from that city , was married to Mr. I'dmund HudsJii. Ho is the editor of two papers published in Washington nnd the correspondent uf the Boston Herald. Mips Kva Cunningham , a niece uf Mrs.Gcu. John A. Logan , recentlj' fell In lovawith Ser geant S. H. L'rrot , of thoTwenty-i-econd infan try , stntioned nt Albuquerque. If. M. , and se cretly married him. Senator Logan , when ho henrd of the affair Inch created - , w a gre-vt so ciety sensation , had the pair summoned , and in the presence of the household the marriage ceremonj' vvat again performed. I'x-C ] m * iessmnii 11. Graham Frost , of St. Louis , is about to become related to the Lng- lish nristucrocj- through the mirriago of his niitcr Ka , with K. Ueresford Hope , eldest son of a wealthy member of the British parlia ment. Miss Frost Is nt present in Knglnnd , the guest uf her sister , Mrs. Molesworth , neo Jc'uniu Front , wife of the eldest HUH of Lord Lewis Molesworth , of Cornwall. fiThu grand jury of Frio county , Pcnimjl- vania , recommeiAled tint married paupers in the nluishim or ft permitted to occupy joint Viunrtem InsteatVof Ifelng Bcpirnted. The poor directors were altering the building to meet the iecumi-'ondation , but the work was stopped to-day , owing to the discovery uf n schema among aliout one hundred unmarried inmntos to marry nnd secure the extra com forts , the project being to marry each other ac cording to Pennsylvania law , which recog nizes simnlo declaration l > eforo witnesses a legnl marriage. The ages of the parties ranged from eighteen to eighty. Dispatch to Phila delphia Times. A Strawberry lilomle. I'm In love with a strawberry blonde , And she wears these colors which suit The times and herself in which bond She has , I think , taken the iniit. Her eyes they are dreamy and sweet , And her lips they are strawberry , too Fill my heart w ith rapture replete When she calls mo her datlfng du-du. When the sky is as fair , and nut less Than herself and it cannot be more When the weather Is not in a stress , As sometimes it Is out uf door If she leads by its slender gold chain On a walk her frisky tan pup , The envious girls can t refrain From letting their noses go up. Of a strawberry flavor throughout , With u hint of the fruit in her cheeks , She was made to go crazy about , And is all that my high fancy necks ; She sweet as the strawberry is That grows In the wild mountain field , And my heart overflows with the bliss Of knowing her pa is well heeled. Homo ItciiiH. "All jour own hull If > ou remain tick when you ean ( let Hop Hitter * that novcr K.tiL , Tlio weakest woman , smallest child , and sickest invalid can use hop bitten with safety and gro.it good. Old mun tottoiingarmnul fiom Rhou. matism , kidney trouble ) or any w cakncs : will bo almost now by using hop bitters My wife and daughter were madt healthy by the use of hop bitters , and ' . recommend them to my pooplo. Methodist dist Clergyman. Auk anj irood doctor If Hop Hitters are not tlio liott fanill } medicine On cartlu Malarial fe\or , AguoandBilliousnus : will leave overy'noighborliood as soon a hop bitters arrive. " My mother drove the paialysis am neuralgia all out of her system with hoj bitter. ! > > Ed. Oswego a. . . . . _ Keep the kidneys healthy witli ho ; bitters and your need not fear sickness. In ) water U rciulcrotl Imnnlcs * and morn rcfrcul ap. Ing and reviving with Imp bitten In each draught. . p.vo 'Die vliror ol jouth fur tlio aired and Infirm In ho vo bitten ) . id at The Lincoln institute of Philadelphia wi continue its good work by Its change to a trail Ing tchool for Indian children. With Cnto to tfiibduo the had Indians mid whoolsliko thn at Carlisle and such as the Lincoln iuxtltut w ill become for tha education uf the ehihlre of good Indians , the Kolutton gf the India me problem U not far off. ItUn significant foe ho that within a tlunt time there will IHI two h ds dian tniinlm ; schools In Penmijlvaiitn , iy SIIAKU CKECK , N. Y. , Feb. ( I , 1880. ho GESTS I IIOAO been very low , nnd luu th tried o\ cry thing , tu no ndvantnge. thOS heard your Hop Hitters ipcommemlei b OS bO many , I concludeil to give them a trial lid I did , and now am around , ami con ho stantly improving , uiul am nearly it strong as over. \V. H. "WELLER. tu Ifyou don't want to freeze when it' ' by he cold ; sull'or from occsaiyo porspiratio lea when ita worm use Brown'a Iron Bil " In ters. ' " HDUCATIONAIj. John Hopkins university conducts five jour nals devoted to original scientific Investiga tions. Cornell unlveJgity Is to haven profcssnruf | ihjiical culture. A now name for n teacher of gymnastics. * The full endowment of ? 200,000 for the school of philosophy , at Princeton , > . ,1. , has been secured. In probably no other plaro In the world but Strobeck , ( Jcrmany. docs chess form n regular course of study In the schools. North Carolina leads all the southern states In the number of graduates at West Point this jcar. It has four uut of fifty-two. The Harvard IVciiltv have decided to set apart fur graduate sttide-nts next j car four scholarships of the value uf nt least $ J.r > 0 each. The average cost uf every school house in Illinois was Sl.IWG : In Ohio , $1,600 ; in New York. Sa.WM ; In Tennessee , S2C2 ; in Virginia , 8491 ; In North Carolina , $130 , and In South Carolina , 847. It is said that there arc one hundred and thirty-two pianos in the public school * of Bus- ton. That accounts for the condition uf the average Boston mind that h.w been trained in the schools uf that city. Something over 800 young men , nnd several young women , graduates of Cornellunlverslty , scattered through nearly every state in the Union , nre just now engaged in n terrific struggle ov ei the election of an alumni trustee. The Methodist Kplscopil church controls forty-two colleges nnd universities nnd four theological schools. The Syracuse university , to which Bishop Peck gave all of his prupc'rtj * . has now In operation three collegns liberal arts , medicine and fine nrts with an aggre gate of three hundred and soventj' students nnd a pro ] > crty worth nvcr § 500,000. , Some further examinations uf children in Ocnnanj' for confirm the short-sightedness ear ly reports of the great extent to which this weakness prevails. Of 45.000 children who wcro examined in schools of nil grades more than one-third were found to bo suffering from It , whllo in Homo schools the proixntion was 70.80 , and in ono the gymnasium nt Heidel berg there was not a single scholar whoso sight was good. It is announced that a Chnctaw Indian is soon to graduate from nu eastern college. It is expected that the cx ) > cricnco ho has had iu hazing at the college , and getting off the col lege yell , will make him ono of the most des perate Indians of bin tribe , if ho decides to return to his old haunts. An Indian with tlio polish nnd grace which a college gives , ought to make a holy terror. ALBANI , N. Y. , Juno 15. Tlio graduating exercises at Vassar college , at Ploughkcepsio. closed Wednesday , there being n class of thirty-nine graduating with the baccalaureate degree , ono from the school of painting , and five from the school of music. Of the western graduates there were Hose Jennie Baldwin , uf Indianapolis ; Mary Coolej' , of Dubuque , la. ; Luther Pomcroy Ciltler , of Grand Haven , lich. ; Anna Hubbell Lathrop. of Ilockford , 1. ; Mary Sudduth , of Normal. 111. ; Mary omptnii Street , of Council Bluffs In. , nnd orali Holmes llireadwaj' , of Pontiac , Mich- gnu. gnu.Vaimr Vaimr commencementjclosed without n vale Ictory this year , because the graduating class inde a formal protest lost February against ic honor system. The trustees voted accord- gly to grade fctudentstbj - their general pro- resH , insteid of by their social attainments Bcholnrsiilp. _ Kven this did not suit the grod- : ing class , which asked for the course pursued t Smith college , In Northampton , Mass. , of ( eluding the graduating class from the stage [ together on commencement day. The action F the trustees , ns it stands , is worth some- dng as n concession to the simple fact that 'io ntinuous strain of women's colleges , inning their studies day in and day out as 10 college * of young men do , capped by ex- minations , has had very serious results upon 10 health of students in institutions where 10 standard is high enough to make their ; udying amount to much. IM1MI7TIES. A Dr. Kittridge , of Chicago , in making reparations for hi * mamage , Hold n green innotto a neighbor , who talks of returning it , ) eciU80 every time the door opens it cries out , 'D n the book agent ! " It utters what others eel. eel.A A Biovvnville , Tenn. , man has invented n piral wind mill to bo used in running street d railway cars. Ho probably got his idea loin seciii'-tlie spiral wind-mill in operation n n Brooklyn church , nnd IIP thought ix ono could bo used in propelling soul * to repentance t ought to nni n xtrret cai at least. The Louisville Courier-Journal heads n now * laragr.iph "A Receiver Prnjed For. " It von t do anj- harm , to try the experiment , per- laps , but our Louisville brethren might just rut well nave their breath. Kverjbody who sver had any e > perienco with a wound-up in- iiirancocompany knows that most receivers nrfl past prajing for. Chicago Herald. Tlio nssistant bi hop of Kentucky ( Dudley ) says of miartette choira ; "My brethren , a asliionable quartette ch'oir seem * to mo like ho quaternion of soldiers set to guard St. 'etcr in Herod's dungeon ; the vigilance i * so incensing tliit only an angel from he.vv en is xmal to rouse up the slumbering spirit of deletion - lotion and speed its steps toward tha Jcrusa- em where they would exclude him. " A London paper illustrates the force of pie- ho young man , in amazement' "our Lord ilmself was present at a wedding feast in Cana ! " "That's perfectly true , young nan , " answered the parson ; "but In my opinion ho had much better have stopped away. " A story is told about the ordination of a , -ouug Lnglish clergyman , whime name was Walter. Nature had gifted him with hair , vhich was the reddest of the red. Feeling , hat in the solemn ceremonies uf his ordination : hs ! red hair might bo the cause uf irreverent nirth , es ] > ecially as the ritual prescribes that ; he bishop should touch it. ho determined to dve it black for the occasion , which ho did , Tlio bishop afterward expostulated with the liaplcss Salter , und alleged against him the authority of the rubric in the prayer book , which sajs : "Tho Pcnlter must bo read in the churches. " iV Now Hampshire pajter says that while a Kov. Mr. Stocking was on his wedding jour- uoy last summer ho occupied ono of the pulpits in that state. He was n very little man , nud when ho gave out his text : "She liath done what she could , " the ladles of the congregation willingly accepted his nxjlogjin | behalf of his wife , for not having paired herself better. At a recent southern camp meeting the ele ment divine said : "The wheels of the right eous eluiek nnd groan as they toil up the hill of salvation and over the ruts of temptation and bridge of damnation , nnd have tohcrovvdgo pretty lively to get up at nil ; but the sinner , with greased wheels and fljing colors , slips down to tirnation like a doneof oil , w ith a nn and a whizz , and mines no dust whatever. Now who fcnjs oratory Is a lost art ? nsks Life. The genus of discnso nro neutralizcdby ; Samurittn Jfcrvtnc. 81.50. A corrcHpomlont , Mr. S. L. Morgan , NValkun Mo. "Samaradn Ner , . , says : vine cmcd my boy of fits. " Yon can got it at clinggista. Hosteller's Monncli Hitters meets the re. .0 nutriments u ( tlio ra tlonaliiiedkuli'hllus ' opl ! ) which at pri'8 cut prevail * . It Ui | x.r.'ictl > I'Uro vige talilerei } , c " IMR the tlirto i > n > "cr tie * ufa prvvvntlve , ! tonlu and an altc.rn the. It fortifies tlx Inklj njalnit dl > cac lnviiiiratt < and re vltallicn llio tor l. Vtviiiach and llvtr ui tl tflict * ii * al tnrj coiio I" tliutntin k'eiwrall > . mlfl no codiv " DUFRENE & MENDELSSOHN. ARCHITECTS fpyAiiA NATIONAL BANK HAS THE BEST STOCK IN OMAHA , AND MAKES THE LOWEST PRICES , Important Improvements. Itato now been flnlthcd In our store , making It the Unrest antl must complete I In iho vest. An additional story haa boon built , and tha tivo floors all . connected with two HYDRAULIC ELEVATORS. One exclusively for the use of passengers. Tlieso immcnflo warerooms , three stores , nro CO feet vviclo , are filled w 5th tlio grandest"displ.iy of all kinds of Household and Oflico Funiituro over show n. 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