THE DA.LIT BtfE-MONl AY MAY 7 HARKNESS BRO'S. \ DRY GOODS & CARPET HOUSE. Have the Largest Stook and Ocoioost Patterns of CARPETS ! Ever Brought to the Oity , and at than ever offered in this vicinity , 3DO 3STOT TO CALL AND EXAMINE STOCK BEFORE PURCHASING , HARKNESS BRO'S , 401 Broadway , Council Bluffs. COUltGIIj BLUFFS UAIL-UOAD TIME TABLE. The following are the times ol armat a"d Ho nurture of tr ltn from the local depot * . The the trains start ( run th Union Pa ffla depot about ten minutes eirlgr thin Ix ow ( tiled , uid irrlte at ( he depot tbout ten minutes later. Trains on pool line and K. Ini i on 0 Ira o lime , t. ll hour latter than local. Watiun traits run en St. Loul < Hue , twenty ml utos Ikster thai Inca . U , 1' , and Lincoln trains run on Council Illullstlme. CIIICIOO , ROCK ISLAND AND rACinO. Depart. Arrlte. Atlantic Kxt . .51-Onui Pacific Kit..9Ua : m Ex and Mall'.9:2.1 : a m Ex and Matl.6.M | > ui D. llolnee ac.7:13 : a in Des Moincsac'.4:40 : y m OUIOAOO , BURLIXQTOM AMD QUINCT. Depart. Arrh e. Atlantic Ext..BttSpm I Pacific Eii..9.-Aa m Mall and Ex" . B : Oam Mall and E ' . . 7W pro N. Y. Ex..6:20 : p m | Neb & Kaa Ex..0:10 : a m ClllCAOO AND NOaTUWUTKRX. Depart. Arrive. Atlantic Ext .BlBpm : Pacific Exl. . .0:15am : Mall and Ex.920am Mall and Hi',0:15pm : Accom ( Sat. ) . B.50 pm Accom. ( Uon.l:45pn : ) KANSAS CITT , BT. . ' 01 AM ) COUNCIL BLUFFS. Depart. Arrive. Uall and Ex. . .9JV5 a m I Express 5 35 p m KifiTtw. . , . . > , 8.S5 p m | Mill and E.6' < Spn union rAcirto. Deput Arrive. > wUni Xx.113 } a. n. I CvcrlsnJ Kx.4:00 : p.m ( Lincoln Ex..1130 a. . jZenrerEx 8 00 am , Domor Ex..7DO p. m Local Kx.,0.30(1. in. Local Ex . . . .7:23 : a. m. Ex BOSa. m Emigrant..B20 p. m. Ex . . . .ruOa.ni. WARAHU , ar. LOUIS AND rAcine , Depart. Arrive. Mall and Ex. . 9:45 : a m I Mall and Ex. . 4:30 : p m Cannon Uall. . 4 50 p m | Cannon Ball.11:05 : a m sioux CUT AND rinric. Depart. Arrive , or Sioux Clty.TiB a m I Frm Stout C y 0.50 p m or FortXIobrara j Krm Fort Xtobnra , Nib * T.Viuml Nib -.5 ( < , p inFer For St. Paul. 7.10pm I From Ht Paul b.Vl a m CIIICAUO , wiiiv Aricrn AM > ar rM'L. Loa\o Council Ululfh Arrlinsl' vincllUluRs Mall and Kx.-11 Jn n m j 'lit vid It "h W'iu \ Atlantic Kx 16 1.1 p IM I \ilntlc 1 \ t \ lo s m CUICAUU , A.\D bt. fAUL. LCIH cs Omaha. Arrh ea at Omaha. Mall and Ex.7:15am : | Paclflc Ex | 9:45am : Atlantic Ex. . | 3:40 : pin | Mall and Ex.7.23pm Except Sundays. { Except Saturdays. { Except Mondajn. | Dill } . Council BluQa & Omaba Street B. R. Leave Council UluOs. Leave Onmhx 8 ft tn , 9 a m , 10 a m , I 8 a in , 9 a m , 10 a m , 11 a tn , 1 m , 2 p m , 3 p U n in , Vpm , 2p m , 3 p m , 4 p in , A p m , 0 p m. | m , 4 p m , 5 p m , 0 p m. Street cars run hall hourly to the Union Pacific Depot. On Sunday the cars begin tholr trips at 9 o clock a. in. , and run reiniHriv during the day at 9 , 11 , 2 4 , B and 6 o'clock , and run to cltj time ; MRS fi J HILTON M D , , , , , , , PHYSIGIAH AND SURGEON t22 I7roadwi . Connoil Blnffa V DUFRENE& DUFRENE&MENDELSSHON. MENDELSSHON. ARCHITECTS ! I REMOVED TO Omaha National Bank Building , "FOR TABLE TJBE- " The Natural Mineral , KAISER WATER From Blrreiborn on the TOhino RECOMMENDED 11F THE HIGII1CST MEDI' CAL AUTHORITIES. FRED'K HOLLEKDER , Sole agict or the U. 8 and Canaia , 115,117 , 111) ) Elm Vtw Yonc. A233m SHORT LINE -OF THE- Milwaukee & St , Paul RAILWAY U now running Ita FAST EXPRESS TRAIKI from OMAHA AUD COUNCIL BLUFF ! -WITH Pullman's Magnificent Sleeper -AND THE Finest Dining Cars in the World IF YOU ARE GOING AS1 TO CHICAGO1 MILWAUKEE. Or to anv point beyond ; or IF YOU ARE GOING NORTI To ST. PATH. OR MINKEAFOI.il Take tbo BEST ROUTE , the Ohicago , Milwaukee ftSt , Paul E' ; Ticket office located In Paxtoi Hotel , at corn firnam anJIFcurteentb streets and at U. 1' . I pot and al MUlard Hotel , Ornvhx tJTSee Time Table In anothtr column. F. A. NASIt , Oenen ! Arent. 0. H. FOOTE , Ticket Agent , Omaha. 8 . 8. MERRILL , A. V. H. CARFENIEB , , OeneralManaftr. General Pan. Afti . T. CLARK , OEO. U. UEAFFORD- General So * I. Ats'tOw. fat. Ajs WITH FIVE DOLLARS VOU CAN BUV A WHOLE Imperial Austrian lOOfl , Govern ment Bond , ISSUR OF 1804. which bond are I i ued and vccurod by the gov- eminent , atid are redeemed 11 drawlngi , B'OUR TIMES ANNUALLY , Until' ' each ft'id erery bond la drawn with a Itrgoror e i all r prernlum. E\ery bond muit dran a prize , as there are no blanks THETJlrtKKHiaiUST PU'ZES AMOUNT TO 200,000 FlorluB , 20,000 " 15,000 " Any bonds rot Jrawlnzone ol th above prliea must dran a premium ol not lest than 200 FLORINS. iThe next drawing takes p'ace on the 1st ofJune , 1883 , anJovory bond bought cf UB onor before the 1st ol Juno la ont'tlcd ' to tne whole premium that may bo drawn tnerenn on that d\to. Out-of-tonii oroera ecnt In XOIBTXRID LET. TBR8 , nnd Indosln$5 , will eecire one of thear Donila for Ihe next Ur lnit For orders , circulars , and any other Informa tlon , addro-i" , International Bankiog Company , No. 207 Broadway , Cor Fulton Struct , Now York City. ESTABLISHED IN 1874. 1'heub'no Gtn eminent bonds are not to b < ] c"tap > rtd with uny lottery whatsjcvcr , and d | no' ' conflict wl h nn ; of the laws of the Unltec -tu * . | oi. I N. B In writing , please state thntjou sav i In the Omaba Bee. Feb.T-d ly CORNICE WORKS ! Iron ftnd Slate Boofing1 , 0. SPEOilT , Proprietor. 1111 Doughs 85. - Omaha , Neb MANUFACTUliEll OF GALVANIZED Iron Cornices ! DORMER WINDOWS , FINIALS Tin , iron and Slate Rooflngr Specht'fl Patent Metalllo Skylight Patent . Adjusted lU'cbot ' Bar and Bracket Bbelvlutc. I am the p eneral agent fur the above line of goods , IRON FENCING , Cresting ) ) , Balustrades. Verandas , Ire ; Bank Kaltings , Window Blinds , Cel lar Guards ; also GENERAL AGENT FOR PEERSON & EILL PATENT IN SIDE BLIND. America TrimnpliaEt A. B.C. AMERICAN CEfEALS airartlrd BRKAKFAfi till' ' . . . Medal far oatmeal , etc. , Lm Jon Fixxl Exhibition , iiganf ( , tSSl. n AMERICAN DRBAKFAE AM I , CEREALS received Ihe blgl Ui U * est regards at Centennl 1378 Am. Ins. Fairs ' 76 , 'TS & . 79. AMERICAN H EAKFA : A. B.C. CG EAISare the purest al . . . choice t Foods In the i otl Patented , U. S. and OH. Britain. WHITE WHEAT , \TlI A B. G. OATS , hullo 1 crushed a , . . cooked , dltlcatcd , Ee u tpunout iinitatwiu. A. B. G. AMERICAN CEREALS prepare 11REAKFAI i In 10 ml . . ute , being already 8tea rooked. Send for circulars. A. B.C. AMERICAN CEREALS the mcst BREAKFA nourls ! . . . lag ,9Mnomlcal , palatable a casll ) dlgtltcd of il foods. APK FOR A. B C. BKA > A. B.C. ONLY The CKIHAW M'y . . . to ; , 83 Munay St. , N. o d by all folding grocrn , At wholesale axtou Gallagher , Omaha. Aa-w&a 3n r .BEFORE-AND-AFTER Electric AppliincM ire tent ( n 30 D ) ! ' In TU MEN ONLY , YOUFIG OH 0 ! . "t I "HO uro suffering from ISEUV r li fV LOST \IAUTT IAK OF NfttVrf V j > n WAgTiVQ\Vi.rvissES ; an t a l ihovo d it j f a I'unsoNAL NATTRIC r > nltinn f r ni AI ' & 1 nxn CACSES. Bpet-dy rtlicf and cun i r r t ) uo ( UK * LTH \ KiuHaadMA uo > Dti in ft TtCffnunit * ! disooTt ry of ih N n cn < . ' " " ' ti * tpb tf s.i A PERSONAIj "Pirts ol the human Ix enlarged , de\elope3 and sttngthened , " etc. an Interesting adtertliemeni ! loog run In > piper. In reply to inqu'rlcs e will say t ! iccre no Hence t ! humbug about this the contrar ) , tbo adtertls r arvttj highly dors d Interested persons tray get sealed i culara giving all particulars , glrlng an parti Ian. by addreeainf Erie Medical Co. , P. 0. 018 , Buffalo M. V.-ToWo K n ' Dlll-ly COUNCIL BLUFFS ADDITIONAL LOO AL NEWS SUNDAY SINNERS HOw .Justice and Mercy have boon Meted out In the Courta-Utber Lauoa for To-Day. Jim NN ilion , who is ono of the pair named as having "downed" yoaug Van Burcn , in a poker n\ino , ( or $435 , was arrested Saturday for gamb ling and called on to pay $41 IIu paid.J. . J. Ward , for being drunk and dis orderly , was a 8ossod ou SUntdny | 9 CO. OPPOSITE C3LOUS. A man named Black was arrested by Deputy Marshal White for laroony , it bulug suspected that some clothing which iilack had 11 his possession was uot properly his. Taoro was n lack of evidence , however , and Black's char acter was made white by a discharge. DOMESllC HA8TINESH. D. F. Williams and Jane Glllard were brought buloro Jndgo Ayles worth Saturday ou n charge of lewd conduct. The wan it between thirty and forty years of ago , aud the girl Is only sixteen It ia claimed that the clrl'a atop father , an old man uamod Woodard , had got tlrod and disgusted with the manner in which the ounple arrested hadaeeumod marital relation ship in his honse , nnd by advlco of hit son , Q W. Woodard , concluded to prosccu e The gtrl'a mother ftp- poartd in u./- ' < ou teemed to think the pruaco-Jttou malicious aud out ragaoui , thus lifting up ono corner of ttiu curtain , revealing a disagreeable difference of fooling about the affair auiouc the mombom if the home circle. The court waited some time for the old man to appear aa a witness , and as he conld not bo found the case went over until to day. GONE A FISHING , Asbori tiino MIO M. Webber ciutod the arrest of William utid Silly Brown , charging them with threaten to barn down his house , there bulng Bom < s little neighbornood row between them. After ouo or two continuance ? , the cases oamo up be fore Justice Vanghan Saturday. Tnaro were a largo number ofwltnoues In attendance , bat Wobbcr oould not bo found , it being learned that he had "gone a fishing. " The justice accord ingly dismissed the oases and taxed up the costs to Webber , eo that ho may learn that it ia not jast the thing to do to get the county to ran up a bill i , ( expomos , and causa parties trouble , 0ir a matter which ho appears to think of llttlo importance iu camparl- EJI ii with a mess of fish. Othora may alsj take the lesson to themselves. OIUEK OFFENDERS The case of the boys arrested for btirglarlzlng a carpenter shop vas disposed of Saturday by a dismissal accompanied by atern lootare , nnd threatening warning. The most the boys Hoctn to have secured , if iu fact they took anything , WAS a fifteen cent mouth organ. There was a slight dlolutbanco at a Saturday night dance , and J Agor- b'od ' and F. Olcson were arreoted an nmong the chief disturbers. They r.svo bonds for their appearance in Ci/nrt this morning , \ number of the city's well known a ! led doves appeared in the police curt Saturday and paid their monthly ( ' IK , or , in fact , HCOUBC , amounting to $14 for each landlady und ? 5 for each ut nor biurdore. Saturday night was a lively our : mong the fauey houses. Five of S oil * Long's girls wera arrested foi being drunk and raleiug a row. Thoj will have a hearing to-dny. Len Francos' honso was pulled by the pilloo also , there belnt ; found there thrco swarthy maidens , three mon ol like color , and three mou supposed tc bo white. They will como to the froul to-day lu police court. Pulled by the Poelors. Chief of Police Field reports thi f illowing arrests as made in April : Drunk 2 Ditturblog the peace ' Allowing stock to run Driving over hose : Assault with intent to do bodily injury. Larceny Malicious treipass Assault and battery Vagrancy 2 Embezzlement Fugitives from justice Malicious mischief Making nuisance Peddling without license Profane and obscene language Malicious threats Total. If you are not married , write the Mai riage Fund and Mutual Trust Assocli tlon , Cedar Raplda , Iowa , for circutni eiplalnlng the plan. K-Sa COMMERCIAL. COUNCIL BLUrrs 1IAUKET. WHEAT-No. 2 spring , 76o ; No. S , 6 ! rejected 50c ; stood demand , COBN Dealers paying 35o : rejecte corn Chicago , 52c ; new mixed. 53ic ; wbli corn , 35o. The receipts of corn are ligb ID OATS Scarce and m good demand ; 8 : 'o.Y. . HAJ 4 ( XX86 00 per ton. SO per bale. Y.by KTB 40c ; light supply. by Cold MEAt 1 25per 100 pounds. WOOD Good supply prices at , yard 5 00@6 00. COAL Delivered , hard , 11 00 per to soft , 5 50 per ton , il BUTTKB Plenty and In fair deman 25c ; creamery , 30c. Eoos Ileftdy sale and plenty 10(5)1 ( ) Ic per dozen. LABD Fairbank'n. wholesaling at IS I'ooLTBT Firm ; dealers paying 13o p pound for turkeys and lOo for chickens. VEOKTABLKS Potatoei' , 50c ; oulons , B ( cabbages , S0@40a per dozen ; apples , 2 @S 50 per barrel. City Hour from 1 GO to S 40. BEOOMS 2 00@3 00 per dozen. BTOOK , I CATTLE 3 00@3 50 ; calves 6 00@7 50. Uooa Market for hogs quiet , aa t packlnc houaen are closing ; uhlppers c paying 5 75 to C 55. Monev for tlie Unmarried. 0 , Ono of the most ( olid andEubstnt Institutions in this country Is the jti riapo Fund and Mutual Trust Ac3"clatlc of C dar Rapids , Iuw . They are orgn . Izcd under the laws of luwa , aud heir i ficers and directors arc nmoug the lead ! and most prominent buslnecs men o Cod Uauids. Lvery unmarried person ahoi : ha\o a certificate in thia association , It is a splendid investment , as safe ai government bond. You can just as w our have a Rood sum of money to commcc hat married life on as not , A large number Oq members have been paid oil , receiving m In- 800 per cent on their Investment. Wrl dr. for circulars fully detailing the plan , wbl CD is the finest known. Do not postpone Good agents wanted , Mention when y i w this notice. f5-3m. IOWA ITEMS. Calhoun county has no dsbt , Fab-field had 960,000 fire Uit Sttnr. day. Joseph Cook focturet In lied Oak next W dnesii y evening , The cherry tree * about Mosoatlne were In bloom en the 33th ult. Grlnnell Catholics are Intending to erect a $ JOOCO church this summer , The general repirt is that spring wheat nsver before came up to rapidly alter sow- log , An Illinois man was confid < uced out of all the money be bad , in Iturllngton , a few days ago. The Charlton postcflioe bos been regis tered on the Hit of International money or * der ofTicw , Mllford , Dlcklniou county , which isonly nil months old , already has A population of 3jO inhabitants. A mtmmoth itick yard , covering thir teen acres , l being mads In S inborn In order ta facilitate cattle shipments , A small pox pttlont named Wilson arrived tn Darlington from St. Louis re cently and was promptly quarantined , Tha city council o ( Le Mars has ad- vauoed the salo.in llcanso from 3i0 to &HO , nnd placed the pool table license at $23. $23.The The shores of Brewer's lake , Woidbury county , are rcportotl to bo lined with dead fish. Ic Is thought they were ( mothered to death during the wlntor. The Iowa firemen will hold their annuil tnurniuieut at Waterloo on the 12th to the Ifith of June ticxt. 1'rltes amounting to nearly $3 0 are offered. A man named Morgan , living near VII. Use i , shot a line specimen of the gr y eagle species on his place recently. It mom- urml over 7 f Jet from tip t > tip of the wings. The saloon ke pers of Clinton , on hear ing of the reitlirruini ; f the decision on the prohibitory amendment case , have do- oldo t not to brfbt the license ordlaanco in thu tjwn. A farmer named Jobn Kottleson , living near Walnut , Pottawattamle county , was hot twice by Mrs. Coulter , of that town. She claims that he had made Indecent pro posals to her. Dubuque will be the banner county In the democratic state convention at Des Moines next month , It rending thirty dele gates Only fifteen countioa will have a vote e. ceding ten. Mr. Black , a veterinary surgeon living on Walnut cree'-r , C * a ciunty , came near putting In his checks last Friday night by mistaking tincture of aconite for that of bisadnilda , and swallowing adoie. Tha damage to apple trees in Iowa Is laid to be greater than was first reported. The trees in the northern portion of the state were damaged leaa than those In the central part , because they were of hardy varieties , Mills county has just lost a suit in the supreme court of the United States , in which it pays , coita and al ) , 530,000. The suit was occasioned by a l nd grant made by the county to the Burlington & Mis souri river railroad company , Mr. G. H. Kagsdale , of The Charlton Patriot , has purchased The LaMaru Sen tinel and Liberal , an i will consolidate the two papers under the mine of the l eMsrs SsntiUf I. It is said he will publish it in the Interests ( if tba republican party. There were three email fire ? , all believed to co Incendiary , in Burliugtou last Sun day night. Among other property burned was a hose hou-o. The hose cart and horse were btrely saved , The water proa- suie In the hydrants was not sufficient to rend a uteful stream. At Clinton on the 1st , thirty saloonkeepers - keepers took out saloon licenses at $300 each , cash in advance , thus putting into the city treasury an even ? 9,000. Twent > - thro * other saloon-keepers who did not como to tiino had their places locked up by order of the mayor , Capt. Brodorlck , a detective employed by the Milwaukee company , con ( He need a confidence man at Dubuque the other day. Ihe two were to work tbo Milwaukee pas. sengcr trains , and when the crook was in teresting n passenger at the depot hU pal , the detective , amatol him , Tha Brighton Knterpriso proposes to form a new county out f the four south ern townships ol Washington county , the- four northern township * of Jefferson coun ty with Jackson and llichard townships In Ktokuk county nnd Jefferson and Wane from Henry , Brighton to ho the county seat. seat.A A shameless trick has been played by ocmebody. An advertisement appeared Ic some eastern paper calling for 2"0 laborer : to go to D s M lnei and work for 81,75 t day. Quito a number , It is said , are now tn Des Molnos to take the job. but they cat not find any such firm as advertised In th < eastern paperj , Ed. Shamp , a telegraph operator at Men lo , while on a drunk recently , stale a quan tlty of stamps from that place , but re turned them after he had sobered uo. Ill was arrested by United States Djput ; Marshal McCrary and arraigned bufon United States Commissioner Key , whi bound him over in 8503 beads to await thi action of the grand jury. The body of PaulSUfUsr , a Bohemian was found In the Cedar river six miles be low Cedar Rapids on the morning of tb 29th ult. There was a cut across thsthroa and Indications of foul play lead many t think he was murdnred for his money having been known to have bad $400 no long before he was missing , The theory o tulclde In maintained by others , as it Is re ported hi wife , who baa been In Ht. Loul for some time , was said to have taken th money with her. 18 The Maverick National Bink o Etoaton draws foreign exchange , buy and sells Government and other in vestment securities , and transacts an business for its correspondents In th line of banking. m&th-mo Hlu Saadeat Day. Peck's Gun. "I suppose yon must have yonr no days , aa well as any ono , " said a lad to the editor of a Ohlcago homoroi paper. "What day of the week ai you eaddest ? " and she beamed on hli with a pitying look. "Well , lot see , " says the editor , as ho opened drawer in his desk and took ont pinch of tobacco and placed It in briwrwood pipe. "Tuesday , I believi Is the most Bad and mournful day 1 me , " and ho heaved a sigh as he Ht match on his boot. ' 'Why Tuesday' ' asked the lady , as she wished si could tike n comb and straighten 01 hio hair , which seemed to bs scramble ! 50 " 0 esdiy , you know la the day v receive the London humorous papers The lady got his name In an antograf album and went away to cn o o Ohluecu laundryman to translate it. he Arthur'a Llttlo Vanities. Washington Correjpondo ce Dr.oiln Ealc. I called at the White iiouoe tl other day nnd had a chut tvltti tl lal president. IIo is looking romarkab tr.m . well , and saa that ho enjoyed li m , Southern fishing trip fully as much i 3f. .n- ho expected , Ono thing struck n 3f.Ug forcibly as I looked at him , and that ar his droa. No man in Washiogtc lid p.'iys more attention to hla personal a poaranco than the president , II ell i attlro la always faultless n credit' his taste and crowning ICO own a glory cf hla tailor , These side whiskers , whl ( cr eoino pictures represent aa flowii tte across hla shoulders , but which I ch reality were scant and thin , have boc it. it.ou trimmed , 10 that ono needs to toke second look to discover that there anything aaldo from his maitaoho ornamenting hli face. The careful. ness of personal appearance is a part of the presidont'i nature , and , above nil things , bo hates to have It oven re motely hinted that ho Is getting along in years , and that he has lived fatter than a man ought. This is best Illus trated by an Incident of the campaign of 1880 , During the fall preceding the presidential election the BuQ'ord llthoeraph company of Ibstou tout to Mr. Oittiold and Mr. Arthur and re quested their photographs , with ante * graphs attached , Mr. Oarfiold at oucu roeponded , and a lithograph was made and afterward sold by the thou sand , Mr. Arthur also sent a hand some cabinet portrait , together with a letter lu which ho said that ho would consent to the lithographing of thii picture , only upon the condition that no copies should bo sold nntll they had passed his approval. The lithograph company accodud to his request , and jast there their trouble began. A talthful copy was made aud a proof sent to Now York It wns returned disapproved because there were too many wrinkles aronnd the eyes. The wrinkles were taken outand another proof sent on. Thli was llkewlio disapproved for the rea son that the eyes did not have expres sion enough. A largo amount of ex pression was deposited In the eyes , bnt still Mr. Arthur waa not suited. At last , after a dozen trials , the artist succeeded in making the picture look like a fashion plate , and this so tickled Mr Arthur's vanity that ho gave the lithograph a hearty endorsement , al though It was not a faithful likeness by any means. Reflections lu tbo Honeymoon. Ulc ( Obtcner. Readers of the Observer may have noticed that poetry of a certain sort very rarely finds place in its columns. Wo moan varies whoso sentiment tends to the discouragement of matri mony. Tno poets openly deride the holy calm and satisfaction which creeps Into married Ufa after the tumultuous fevers of youth and honey moon are over. They distinctly assert than an humble lever becomes a brntal husband , and an amiable mlstrosa a showlah wlfo. Hera la averse teaching the name lesson , yet with such dex trous and pleasing play upon words as to compel us to read : "You will find , my dear boy , that the dear ly prized kiss , Which with rapture you snatched from the lnlf willing miss , Is sweeter by far than the legalized kisses You give the same girl when you've made her a Mrs. What mast bo tbo moral chaos of a talent that could lend itself to snch doctrine ? Every man knows , by re port or otherwise that kisses do not cloy. And why , wo should like to know , pfaoald there bo any less honey lu legalized kisses than in unlawful ones ? Sullivan's IJreulr Down. Albany Journal. The physical collapse of Sullivan , the priza fighter , adda another to the long Hat of strange cases to which Wllkle Collins first called attention Ic his "Mau nnd Wife " Salllvan waa a physical marvel , a giant in strength , endurance and development of tissue. The oldest habltuo ot the ring conld recall nothing finer than the span ol his chest , the masslveneia of his mas cles , or the wonderful elasticity ol iliulr fibro. Ho was as near the por- fdct animal as nature and training had over joined to bring a pugilist. Anc yet hu breaks down before ho hai reached hla twenty fifth year , wlti only ono real light in his record Thi C.IQQO ia ead ! to bo al ohollc lutempor ancu , and donbtleaa the statement 1 correct. Bat them are thousnudsnpoi thousands of alim-chosted , weak- bickoa little men who drink quite a much liquor as Snllivan conld hav drank , nnd have none of his exercis. or training or great strength to olFio it , and who yet manage to postpon the physical break-up nntll the double Sallivan'u years. After all I It not an open question whether w can't force and train the muscular 01 ganlzatlon op to a point where th brain and stomach cannot follow II and thus oat of a very excess of badl distributed strength produce weaknoi and collapse nndcr the teat of worr or dissipation ] If yon are sick Hop Bitters wl sorely aid Nature 1 making you wo when all olao falls. If you are costive or dyspeptic , ( are suffering from any of the name oaa diseases of the stomach or bowel it la your own fault If you remain 11 for Hop Bitters are a sovoroig remedy tn all such complaints. if If yon are wasting away with at form of Kidney disease , stop temptir Death this moment , and tarn for care to Hop Bitters. If yea are sick with that torrlb sickness Nervousness , , yon will find "Balm tn Glload" In the use of Hi Bitters. d If yea are a frequenter or a roi i dent of a mlasmatlo district , barricai is your system against the scourge of countries malaria , epidemic , blllo and intermittent fevers by the a of Hop Bitters , If yea have rough , pimple or si low skin , bad breath , p&lns and ache and feel miserable generally , Hi Bitters will give yon fair skin , rl .Q i blood , and sweetest breath , health ai 'a comfort. In short they euro all diseases the stomch , Bowels , Blood , Live Nerves , Kidneys , Bright's Dlseai $50o will bo paid for a ciao they TI not euro or help. That poor , bedridden , invalid wl ; later mother , or daughter , can made the picture of health , by a f < bottles of Hop Bitten , costing bu trifle. Will you lot them suffer ? Enough to Begin On. Detroit Free Tress. la 10 "So yon drm got burned ont lv HaBtiugij street las' night ? " quori 13 ono colored woman of another as then on Monroe avonno yoatordo "Yes , do hotno dun bntried to grourV , " waa the reply "An1 y lostod oborytin ? " "All 'cept o bedstead , two chairs , an' do bowrt "Shoo ! Wall , dar'd ono cousolaah 'boat it , Mrs , Bcoba , yea has sav 'nuff to begin spring houao clean on i" An Honest Uan'tj Namo. Louliville Courier-Journal. Owing to the extremely low atmc Islpherio pressure Monday morning , t name of oi-Troasnror GllfUlan , the honest man who retired from cilice with throe cents In hit favor , appeared M "Gllfallou. " Mr. Gllfillan should reflect , however , that an honest man's utmo doesn't become familiar to the American people all at ouco , A star ronto , or something of that sort , is the shortest road for those who want to got Into the newspapers corrootly. In the absence of suitable materials or the time to prepare It , people often go without a dressing forsalaaa , Bay DUUKKB'S , and yon will never trouble yourself to inako another. Roomiest TrowHoru In America , Courier-Journal. One of our merchants had at his store last night a pair of pants which measured fifty-eight Inches around waist , sixty-four Inchon around the seat , and thirty four inches around the leg , Thirty-two Inches was the insidu leg measurement The pants were cut In the latest fashion , The owner tarns the scale at 415 pounds , An Outrngeoutt Blunder on Kentucky. Uacon Tclogrtph anl Moueogcr. Kentucky Is said to have the short est mile tracks and the most conven iently adjusted timing watches. r VVInt Ono M mii r of th Profftslen Tett flu Rexart Ing the Scientific Prepa ration of Bro hir Mcmler Mr.Dawley has been In the drubuslness ] In the city of Providence twenty-live years as clerk and proprietor In good standing , and knows whereof he alhrins * El ) . Mr. D. says : "For many yeais I have suffered , intensely at times , with what Is generally called rheumatism. When first attacked I was confined to my bed and could not walk a step , I could not bear the weight of the bedclothes , eo excrucia ting wai the agony I endured. I always noticed that before these uttacks came on my kidneys were nffectod ; before there would bo any pain iu my limbs or any swelling of joints or llnibi , the color ot the secretions from the kidneys would be very dark and the odor strong atidfoverfoh. The 1 st attack wns very severe , about D years ago , and I was confined to the house sever al weeks , nnd was unable to attend to bnelnnns In three month * During the time I was confined at homo anil the time of my oonvalenence I employed four of the best d > ctora I rould obtain , but none ot them giwa me permanent relief , for they did not go to work at tbo cause of the trouble. Jinving been acquainted with the proprietor of Hunt's Remedy a long time I wai induced by him to give It a trial , hoping that it might reach the seat of the disease ; and after takirg one bottle I found myself very much improve' , nnd after tak ing the second I was feeling better than I had after any previous attacks , During many months previous to taking the Rem edy my hands and fingers would be much swollen and stiff e\ery morning ; my left side , iu the region of stomach and spleen , was very lame and sensitive ; at times I would ho taken with cevere cramps over the spleen , and he obliged to apply mu- tard orcayennb for temporary relief ; I was very nervous nights and could not sleep ; I wag obliged to be very particulor In my diet , nnd ray rhysictl sjstem was sadly demorullzed , SInca I have taken Hunt's Remedy systematically all these things ha\e changed ; I have LO swollen bunds or limb ? , uo pains or crampa in the side , can eat all kinds of food , sleep soundly and get thoroughly rested , and my kidneys are ac tlve and perform their functions promptly , thus taking out of the system all the pots cmous secretions which contaminate the whole system where the kidneys do not act efficiently. My friend" , what Hunt's Kern- eiy ha * done for me it will do for all of jou. I believe It to bp the only euro cure f r nil diseases of the Kidneys , Liver and Urinary organs. Respact fully , E. R DAWLEY , 454 liruad Street , " Young man or woman , if you want big money for n small amount , Insure iu the Mnrriaro Fund and Mutual Trust Asboci. ation , Oedar Rapids , Iowa , 15-Sm , SIDE SPRING ATTACHMENT-HOT PATENT ED. A. J. S1MPSOW. LEADING CARRIAGE FACTORY H09 and 1(11 Dodge Street , aug 7-me 6m OMAHA , NIB. Nebraska Loan ft Trust Compaq HASTINGS , NEB. > r Capital Stook , - - $250,000 JAS.D. HEARTWELL , President. A. L. CLARKE , Vlce-Proildent. E. 0. WEBSTER , Treasurer DIRECTORS. Samuel Alexander OswaWOllver , A. L. Clarke , E. 0. Webster' Oeo. H Pratt , Jas. D. Ueartwell , D. H.McEl Iltaney. First Mortgage Loans a Speoialtj This Company furnishes * permanent , horn Institution where School Bend sand other logall Issued Municipal eeccrltle to Nebraska can t ie be negotiated on the most la > orable termi ill Loans made on Improved f rm In all well settle : as counties ol the state through responsible \ . eorriipondeats , BO' ll- Genius Rewarded , OB , 3d The Ssnry of the Sowlns : Maoliln of AJhandiorae little pimphlet , blue and gel cover with numeioui engroln s , will be GIVEN AWAY rll to an iy , adult parson calling lor It , at any Irani or sul ib ollke ol the Singer Manufacturing Cor panyor tlll besent by mall , pott paid , to an [ e , peraon living at ail itanco Iroin our oSlce. The Singer Manufacturing Do , , ta Principal Office , 184 Union Sqnar NEW YORK. MAVERIOKlATIONAL on | Cor , Water and Congress Streets. ad ey CAPITAL , - - 8400.0C 'ydo ' SURPLUS , - - 8400,0(1 ( do Transacts a general linking business , 1 ! on ceivea the accounts of Uanlca , Banker. ) ai ne ( others , Draws Foreign Kxchange ai . . Cable Transfers in 1'uropo and Ti 5 cgraphlc Transfers of Money througho i0 , the United Stntea , Duys and sells Ga ) eminent and other Investment Sccurltle And executes any business for its Cor : spondentu in the line of Itanklng , ASA P. POTTER , President , J. J. EDDY , Oaihler. J. W. WORK , Aii'tiCashler. ho mftth-me , . , , , , _ / mr ilutlM nttfht work mmiil ntiftn3 ui * torr br li nf rw M Hop BitUrn. lfjmi r j < jnii an < l | knuOcl'U.K Jnorftlon of > t& li > | Ittuni II rnuw fM > rt S ut * li l . I'M of 1 < miirtur TT IT ' po rhUb or UnguUti I Inir > n b ins , r lon H O pi litter * . > Vtm > T r r a > * wMnetiT you frfl n\inllj from IN , li l jouf ijijnn form or K lur\ tUt nfn ) clcoiotni. Ion- dl < > 10 t .HIT cl itlmuUtlnr. wilhout < tilu-l < illi0 , I tlm tT w o ? Uk Hop MopBlttor * Dr | . O | j ea ktttsloti nlilnt , Jl MM nnd lrril t * ot th CO WK * bio carr ftr aop twiivlt , tlooil. , lrut.\tLn ( , Murotmnwl ' 'aft o ( ovitJtv Ton will lit Ibbaoea , ' ' CtlMdlf JOUUM carooUw. Hop Bitter * Ifjmi r itra nlf w k unit lowil'lriud.trj NEVER llrculu Iti It m n > 101 ITTfc36 nWour FAIL Ufa. It hnt rrtt co , n ed hun InlM r * TeA A Bkln of Beauty It Joy or r. DR. T FELIX GOURADD-B Oriental Oroam or HagioilBoau- tiflor. ( I Tan , PlmplM Frock let , Idothpatch t n'enry Mcmlili on Kdefles d- Mvctlon. II has stood the test ol Sectarian' Is 10 harm * loss w tule It la be sure thi pro pa ra tion Is pro perly made Accept no counterfoil similar name. The distinguished Dr. L. A. Say re , said to r .arty ol the IUDT ON ( a patient ) ) "As yon lailos will use them , I recommend 'Oitiriud Cream' as the least harmful ot all tht Skin preparatUns. " One bottl * will last six month ) , using It every day. Also I'oudro Jub- tllt romorcs superfluous hair without Injury to the skin. UMI. M. B. T. OOURAUD , Sole prop. , 49 Boni St.N. Y. For s ile by all Drnrfrtsta and Fancy Ooodi Dealers throughout the United SUtei , Canada and Kurop * . iWBewaro of ba Imitations. 11,000 reward or arrest and proof ot any ont selling tht 14-weow CURES SCROFULA , do. SORES , do. ULCERS , do. BOILS , do. ERUPTIONS , ' do. CATARRH , do. ECZEMA , do. RHEUMATISM , do. SKIN DISEASES , do. BLOOD DISEASES , SWIFT'S SPECIFIC REMOVES ALL TAINT , HEREDITARY OR OTHERWISE. SWIFT'S SPECIFIC IS THE GREAT BLOOD REMEDY OF THE AOE. Write tcr fu 1 rarfcu'ar , and ll'tli b-ok "Mi . Mgj to the U ilortuaate Suffering. " Va.81,000 Howard will he paid to an ? Chemist who will find , on analBls of 100 bottlog ofS. S S. , one partlc e o ! Mo'cury , Iodide ol PotoHstum , or oilier Mineral substance. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO. , Proprietors , Atlanta. Ga. Price of Small Size J 1,00 Large Size 1.70 SOLD BV ALL DRUGGISTS. DR HENDERSON A reiruhr gr duat , , m mcdl Ino. Oier 18 C06 & C09 Wyaiilocto St , \ ears' practice 12 KANSAS CITY , MO In Chicago. Authorized by the fUtc ta treat Chroulc.N'criom and I'rltato dis eases. Ailhma Epllcniy , Rheu- imatltm , Pllos , Tape W rm , Urln- 'arj ' ai d Skin Dleeis-s , HiiflsAL 'WKAKXUS ( nlnhs loaa ) SBIUAL DEBILIII ( less of sexual power ) Etc Cures uu r- antetd or money refunded. Ciirtc a lo * . Thousands - sands of cases cured. No Injurious medicines used Ko detention from business. All < edl- clnes lurnlshei even to patients at a dlsU'ce , Co sultatlon free abd contidtntlal call or write. Age ndeirierlencearelmport ut A BOO for both sexes Illustrated and circulars of other things sent sealed for two 30 etampi. FREE UUSK.UM. DR. WHITTIER. 17 St Oh&rlea St , BT. LOTTIE Xffo- A BEQTJLAB GRADUATE ol two medic * collrgeihu been longer enirazed In the treat * ment of CUKONIO , NERVOUS. SKIN AND BLOOD Diseases than any other phyalcUn In 81. Louis as city papers show and ail old rcaldeuii know. Consultation free and Invited. When II Is Inconvenient lo visit the city for treatment , medicines can be sent by mall or expregj every where. Onnble cases guaranteed ; where dousl ! it It 19 frankly stated. Cull or writs. Nervous prostration , Debility , MenUl and Physical Weakness , Mercurial and other affections of Throat , Bkln and Uonci Blood Itnpuritlea and Hloxl Poisoning. d Bkln Affections. Old 8oroa and Uleets. Impedimenta to Marriage. HbeumnUmn , Piles. Special attention to cases ttom OTer-workett-bsadn. riUUUIUAL OA8B8 receive speolitOJltontloD. Diseases arising from Impru'lUbo ! , Exoesses , Indal enoej iagea the whoi MiREUGE : story well told , llany receipts ; who may mat. O-T7X30X "O m y not , why , cause * , consoqneacd Id and cure. Sealed for 25o postage or stam DOCTOR STEINHAKTT3 _ The Or cat Popular Remedy for Pile * Bare cure for Blind , liloedinsa I cbin ? E And all forms of Hcmorrholdal Tumor * . Tlicso Suri-osnotuM act directly upon thi cnati of the Illood Vessels , and b ) their utrlnzenl effocu K'cntl } force -ho blood from the Hwolloo tumors , and oj making the coats of the telni stronjr , prc\ent their refilling , and hence a rill- cal euro Is sure to folbw their unu 1'rlco , 70 cents a box For sale bj al drurfglats , or sent by mall on receipt of price , b > Eu . , Institute T1H Olivn St l.nnlt K ) K ) DOCTOU te I f J" tend IFF nd II t j ad FOUOLOAVD Yoi VO , M HAM > FS ALI. el- It Is a sure , prompt a d I'Tit t ml renols nr elut digestion , D ) snciirla , IntcrmKtent Fuers , Wan ! utV of ApjHitltc , Nertous IKnihtj LJ all ItsSUwe ) V- \\cak JUmorv , lx > of IlrUu I'nurr , PrOKtratlon , WcalinewanJ general Ixws ol Power. It rep < Uii 38 , ncrtousuutc , rijuicnatia Iho fulcd InUllecl , ff iircrKliUiena the mdcblcd brain and re tflre sjrprlsmt : tone and \lnor to the eihnuitod.01- fziu. The experience ol thousAnda prOM'Sltlo bo an lnvulu t > le rtniwlj. Price , I.OU a bottle , ortlx or 95. For ulebj all dru iiitji , or tfol secure from olwer\atlon on receipt of price hi Dr. St luhar IP. O. Box 240O 'Ht. Ix > ui Mo. 4