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THE DAILY BJiE--OMAHA SATURDAY MAKUJfci 10 LADIES WHO SHAVE. A Female Barter Who Uses a Thread Instead of aRazor A Novel System Imported from Qroeco and Patronized by Faehionablo Ladies. N , Y. Journal. A novel phwo of BocUl life came to the notice of a Journal reporter yes terday , the details of whloh will afford considerable Interest and possibly some profit to ladles who are troubled with hlrsato appendages. Through the courtesy of an acquaintance an In * trodnotlon was given the reported to Sitjnora Ilelon Goorgldos , a female barber , who shaves without a razor. She resides on the first story of 112 Hester street. The Slgnora is a box om-looklng brunette , with pleasant features , and apparently forty years of ago. She has two handsome looking boys , one of whom aotod as Interpreter. "My mother is n native of Smyrna , Aila Minor , " of these said , in very good English. B1IAVINO WITHOUT A RAZOR. "Oan you doiorlbe the proem ? " "Certainly ; bat my mother does not use any razor * , and oho confines her attentions inclusively to ladles. She uses a thread Instead of a razor , and the process If not only moro speedy , bntmora satisfactory. " "Does thn lady object to giving mo an Illustration of her skill ? " After some coaxing the feminine professoiconsented. Taking the ro- por'or ir to another room , ho was ro- qnostod to bare his arm. Taking a strong J.non thread she placed one end botwooM her tooth , and with a pecu liar see 'saw motion with both hands ho applied the thread quickly np and down the arm ; the halt being caught np by what appeared to bo 'a small Blip-knot In the center of .tho thread. This motion was continued for several seconds with remarkable results , the hklrs being quickly removed by the process. now iiDiBs XT'E TREATED. "Of course you will understand , " oontlnuod her Interpreter , "that my mother does not pretend to shave gen tlemen ; their beards would bo too hard and rongh ; bnt she has boon very successful with ladles , and has nlto a largo number of customers who visits her regularly. " "How long does It take to effect ually remove a lady's moustaohii ? " "Well , a brunette will got shaved by her process onoo a month , blondes once In three weeks. Very much de pends upon the nature at.d growth of the beard or moustache , as the ease may ba. The first stage is to anoint the skin well with an ointment , the preparation of whloh Is a secret. The idea is to soften the skin thoroughly , BO that the hairs may bo removed without causing discomfort to the patient. N "After the akin had boon well sat urated with the clntment the hairs come out very easily and the prepara tion checks their growth for several weeks. " IiaDIKS WHO WEAR MOUHTAOnBH. , h "Do yon find many ladles who are B&T.otod with board andmoustaches ? " "Oh. yes. There are dozens of them In this bit ; city. Brunettes are more troubled in this way than blondes , and the older tbo patient is the moro time It takes to remove it. My mother has many customers , real fashionable ladles , who are fifty years of age , who visit her regularly. Bat the majority of her customers are .professional pooplr , aaoh as actresses , .singers , and such like. They are very particular , too , but money Is mo object with them , and on special occasions they do not hesitate to pay as mnoh as $5 a visit. Her regular fee is $2. "Tho week previous to the Arlon ball wo had as many as twenty persons a day call hero to got shaved. In deed , there wore moro came than my mother could possibly attend to. " TUB 72MALK MOUOTAOIIB CHOI' . The reporter suggested that an up town office would probably pay bettor than ono in Hester street , "Wo trlod that , and for some weeks she had quite a nice ofliao on Union Square , but owing to a money d < lH onity with the man whom she WHS compelled to associate with her In the business , she loft and oamo hero Bat her best customers have not left hor. On the contrary , they visit her regu larly , and some of them very tine ladles , who come attended by their servants. Bern , you see , aho moots a good many uf her compatriots , and it makes things moro cheerful for her. " "At what reanons of the year Is oho the busiest ? " "Ob , In the summer. She then visits ladles at the seaside resorts anc fixes them up for balls and parties They pay her liberally. Her busies time In the winter Is during the French and Gorman ball season. " "Now , how many ladles do you sup pose are t. filleted with moustaches m Now York ] " After consultation with his motho the youth replied that she supposed she could reckon np a hundred t < whom a moustache was a perpotna source of vexation , The slgnora's apartments In Hosto street are neatly but unostentatious ! furnished , and from Inquiries mad among the neighbors she appears t < derive qnlto a profitable Income. HONEY FOR THE LADIES The pleated tklrts with velvet ribbo borders are ou nearly all sprint ; suits. White muilln dresses hate the nklrt covered with wide lljunooo uf euibrildory Clingstone coitumcs are going out o style. It was a hod Rive away on tbi knees. Plaids in subdued colon are made fo raveling dreatea or for morning wear I he bouse. Gloves and stockings are worn to mate with evening tolltts. Tbe brown tans- not reddish shades still prevail , New spring costumes are as bouffant a ever , yet there Is a contradictory repor that panlers are golnp out of fashion. Straight coats of block slcillenne , line with old green plush , are worn over hlac velvet dreeseis and are trimmed with featb ers. ers.Amber Amber ornaments are on the new sprln bonnets in tbe shape of balls , pins wit round heads , tides , hair pfns , and half moons. Quaker gray , dove and cloud grays , ar the principal shades of gray which ar represented in fine wool materials for prlng costumes. Boston's yellow-haired girls always order - dor cbocolats ice cream , because the color harmonizes so beautifully with the color of beir locks. Oat-tails , reeds and swamp grasses trim he wicker basket haU that are already tnported for summer me. Heads of wheat are made Into bows for such hats. Cashmere fiirured stuff , ccpectallir those with palm leaves , remain In favor for eh * gant spring wraps for the carriage , and with evening costumes for the theatre , Jonquil and mandarin yellow , mahog * ny , tobacco and Havana brown , Turkey cd , French gray , and corn-flower bine are he names of the color * which will be most ashlonabl * for millinery purposes this sea * on. The natty tailor-made cloths suits that lean easily were never more appreciated lan in the present season of unsettled weather , snow , rain and mud. They are worn almost as a uniform at morning road * ags , lectures and Lenten services In lurch. A young woman in Oil City possesses a ats voloo with a compars to D flat In tbe ass cleff. It is understood that when bis girl asks her young man if he loves er as much to-day as ho did list Tburs- ay , he unhesitatingly replies in the af * rmative. Dark colors are much worn by children , heir hats are dare with featbon , their rosios are of corresponding shades , and lelr stockings are black with drones of ny color. The broad witbetlo collar cif mbroldery and the cuffs to match are the nly glimpses of wbfto visible In their cos * umes. A married woman who had escaped from burning hotfl by jumping out of tbe Inilow , said she didn't blame the pro. rietors , because the re was In every bed- oora a rope provided for the safety of the uests. "Then , why didn't yon avail ounelf of it ? " asked tbe inquisitive news * aper reporter. "Uecauin I couldn't , " te answered , sharply , as if the question ere A foolish one. "My husband was using It trying to save his dog. " Brook- ' rn Eagle. Boiltudo. iftugh , and the world laugbs with you ; l\Veop , and yon weep al' ne , , Or the Aid old earth must borrow Its mirth , Bnt has trouble enough of its own. Ing , and the hills will answer ; Sigh. It Is lost on tbe Ir , he eom es bound to a joyful sound , But shrink from voicing care. Itjolce , and men will seek you ; Grieve , and they turn ana go , 'hey ' want full measure fer all youi pleas ure , Bnt they do not heed your woe , ie glad , and your frl nds are many ; Be sad and yon lese them " 11. 'hero ' are none t decline your neiUred wine , But alone you must driak life's gall. oiflt , and ynur hall ) are crowded ; Fast , and the world ROOS by , uccoed and give , and It helps you live , But no man can help you dlo. hero is room in tbe halls of pleasure For a largo and lordly train , ut one by ono wo rnu t all file on Through the narrow alsUsof pain. ELLA WUEBI.KH. OONNUBIALITIEB. Correspondents of the New York Sun ro diicutsinif the question , "Can a man narry on $10 a weed ! " He cannot if tbo ! rl Is aware of the amount of his income. Rochester Pout-Express. A young Iowa lawyer procured a mar- late license and took It to his sweetheart , he has reconsidered matters , however , nd backed out. Ho returned tbe licensee o the olork , indoried "No causa of action. ' A young man In Brooklyn was brought nto court the other day with three wives nd at many betrothed , but nor wedded , thereupon the Eagle of that city is moved o remark that he loved not wisely , but oo many. An English society paper states that Irs. Hicks Lord U shortly to be married o * wealthy nobleman of England. "She s worth , " it says , "two millions of pounds ersclf , and bus survived three husbands , Ir. Hicks , Mr. Lord , and Mr , Charles O , Jonor , on eminent lawyer. It is not mown whether she Is now marrying for eve or lu tbe interest of tome cemetery association. If Senator Tabor Is not marrUd now tare is no such thing as double riveted vedl > ck this side of the Atlantic. A Mis- ourl justice of the peace followed by an mlneut and thoroughly competent Oath- lie priest , with a 875,000 necklace thrown n to nay nothing of legal advice and umfort from ono of tbe loading lawyers of : io weit ought to uati.fy the most cop ious. A fraud claiming to bo Lord Oautvre , a ew weeks ago married Mlts Challey 'erth , a 81.000,000 heiress of Wlnnepeg. ler friends are now seeking to annul the marriage. As she securtid a very clever coundrel and he obtained merely a realthy fool , it appears to be an even thing , ! lever men lu any branch of business are oo valtuhlo to throw away now-a-days , Cansaa City .Journal. However joyful parents may bo over the litati idhmeut of a daughter , they rarely ejoice HO openly as do a German father uti mother In a recent number nf the tluckleaburg Gazette. The notice runsi "Wo have the honor to tnnounod the narrlige of our daughter LouUt ) , with M , yotniiiRiiu , of Berlin Schwerln , Junuary 13,1883. H , MALLEH AND wins ' Sue was the hut of the ball dozen. The Lord be praised. " He hut ju.t returned from his wedding trip , and was going down town lu a horse : ar with h a bride , WJQ , in all tbe pride of ler now garment and her now hutbti d , was dUpOHed to look down uu humanity generally , and ou n po ir old m < n In par- tlculnrwho sat opposite. "Who is that dreadful locking creature , Horatlot" she said. "I'm sure I don't know , " replied the apple if herejo , with a slight blush and stammer ; "aorno tramp , I suppose , who has begged his passage. " Ju t then the aged person alluded to awoke from bis reverie , acd. adjusting hU spectacle * , quavered : "Why , blessed me , if that's Uu't my grandson , Horatio ! and that must he his wile ! Don't color up so , boy ; t-ho's a right pretty girl , and yon have no cause to be ashumed of her , " There was an audible smile in that vehicle , which the haupy pair did not stop to hear the last of. fcoatou Courier IMPIUTIBS. Mice oan live anywhere comfortably except In a church. They fatteu ver ; slowly In a church. This proves tint the ; can't live on religion any more than a slnltter can. A number of Stockton , Oregon , boy were arrisKd a few days Bgu while eng g ( d In plt > y lug poker wutl slinking dice In the steeple uf the Congregational church which they had fitted up with tubjo , uhulr. eta. Maoleod tells of a ruther gluttonou PiObbyterlnn minister , who was uied t < look bt the dluuer I eforoaaUntf grace , nm if It w in n gooil one began , "Bountifu Jehovah"etc. If It hokod bjd , "Wo nra not , 0 Luil , worthy uf the leant of Th ; mercies. " Probably not one preacher in fifty wll ever say anything abjut It if thu $10 bil given him by tbe bridegroom represents a busted Canadian bank. Such bills oi.n easily be secured for tweutjlive cents each Practice eeonouiy if you would get rich. "Have you ever tried tbe faith cure ? asked a long haired , tallow-faced stranger addressing a gentleman who sat behlm him in a Brooklyn street car. "I have , was the answer , "Oo you believe In ill "I do. " " ' - then of . "May'Ia-k , > what yo were cured ! " "Certainly , I was cured o my faith. " Thu first Instance where physicians ar mentioned in tbe Bible Is II , Obronicta vl , , 12 : "And Asa , In the thlrty.nlnth ear of his reign , was diseased In Els feet , mill tbo disease was exceedingly RIO > I ; ot , in his dfsvse , he souzhi not the Loid , jut the physicians. And Asa slept with Is fathers. " A SprlngGf Id Sunday-school boy caued momentary sensation Lvit week because f this speech , which he made M he ten * ered hU uiuil contribution : "Here's my ttnny. Father hain't any , and mother adn t any , and so I took this out of tbe .cast cup. I was bound to bring one , ovtn 1 we had to go without yeast , " The late Cardinal Donnett had a pretty nd a pleasast wit , Whenever new per * ; ots went to Bordeaux he always went bcerfully to pay them his visit of we ! * eome , On ono of these oocAalons , visiting noted freC'tblnker , he saw a chots-bo * - ' n ] asked the perfect to play a game. "If ou win , " ho said. ' 'I will read you six says on church fallacies ; If I win , yon iall come and hoar six ol my sermons. " A Pittsburg lawye * became a clergyman nd tried his hand at preaching for awhile , nt at lait found It a failure. He looked round for some sphere of usolnlno la which his talents might find a fair field for lelr exercise. After making several mlc * ts , h procured a petition as baggage- masher at u rallroai station. In this he s said to magnify his office , and conduct imtelf with becoming and acceptable en- gy. It is the aside remarks that let in light pan m n's character ! , A wordlr-minded nndi > y school superintendent , being about o go to Kuropo on business , nddresatd the chool on the Sunday before his departure , lo waxed fervent as ho depicted the hor- ors of tha sea voyage , the risk of life , the sparatlon from friends and home , and the ossiblllty thitt he would never nee them gain.l0h , children. ' said he. "it is readful to think of. Nothing but money ould induce me to do It. " MU3IOA.L AND DRAMATIC. Tbe Ideal opera company returns to Bos on on March 12th. "Monte Crtsto' * will be performed for a boit time longer at Booth's Theatre. The low orchestral'pitch will be adopted ext autumn at the Stadttheater , Cologne. MlaiClaia Belden , the , Shakespearean actress , who has been in Europs for tbe ast two years , baa returned. At the Paris opera comlque , Adolpbe Vdom's "Gtri ld , 'ranl ( Herola'a "Zimpa" ave been revived with fair success. E twin Booth , before leaving Berlin , clod for tha benefit of the Widows' and Orphans' Fund , of tbe Berlin Press AIBO- latlun. A performance of Gsnnod's "Kedemp- Ion" will shortly bo given by the Berlin t. Cecilia Association , under Alexis IID- ! aonder , Suppo'n buffo opera , ' Die Kolso ntich ifrio * , " nnw ( n rehearsal'at the Theater an er Wlen Vienna , will be produced early n this month. There In n report that Sarah Kemhardt an signed H contract to play an engage ment of torty-two wtiokn in this country txtseason. ' The Corslcan Brothers" revived again t Nlblo'H Garden Theatre. Tha scenery nd the cast ued at Booth'd Thaatro ro- ently will bo employed at Nlblo'a. Mr. Lwionce Barrett has datormlned to reduce Browning's "A lllut in the Scutch- on" text season , ThU drumi is n work f line and robuit dramatic ganlud , but the lgho < it character in It U n woman. Maurice G/au'd French opnra bouHeand porn oomlque oompinles , ha idol by Mile. ? hoe and MODS , Oapoul , will boglu an en- agerr.ent at the New York Casino on the Gth Inst. "I < Jolio Purfumeusa" will bs bo opening opera. The latest announcement apropos of .Irs. Lanfjtry declares that tha intends to o to Paris and study acting under the fine uldance of M. Reqular. During next eoson she will act in this country and will iroduce a new play written by Mr. Dion Jouclcault. i Mile. Et llca Berry , leading actre : * at be Imperial theatre , bt. Petersburg , will make her first appearance here during April at the Fifth Avenue theatre. She till mo tbo English iauguagu , and will seen , of course , as Adrieuno and Ca- mllle. Her manager will be Mr. Town- end Percy. 1 ho Boston Transcript states that Mr. loosohel has abandoned tli purpose of producing Brahm 'a Ilequlem in Boston bla spring "Heart and Hand" will short- y be given in Boston. Koso Stella has > een engaged as prima donna of next sea- on's company at the Boston Bijou Thea- ro. ro.At At n Chinese theater in San Franclico ecently the curtain was rung down after a lurforumuoe lasting only eleven and a half loura , ( hi resolution time being twelve lours The curtailment of their enjoyment o Inoonsod the auillencothat A riot ensued , nd the police had to be called in to eject ha disturbers. Genevlovo Ward's performance of Meg Merrllllm , ut the London Olympic theatre , commended In London papers recently ccelvod. Tha Staudtrd snya that "her tudy t the Gypty woman is carefully ud thoughtfully worked out , and Is made up in a singularly picturesque man- ler. " M. Paohmann , tbe Russian pianist , has .gain . boon playing In London , and again eoelved the unqualified pralje of the rltici. The 1'all Mall Gazette says : 'Altbouih ; ha h's only played nt three of he popular concerts , ha bus already won jr lilmtelf u position in the first rank of lanhta by hU thoroughly refined and egltlmate style and bis admirably finiihed xecutlon. " . Bolto Is in Brutselx to superintend Vhe iroduotion of hli "Melntofele. " Six per- ormnuces of Wngner'a Nibelung drama ; ibree of the Walkurearo to be given in ho same city. There was at first some , r ublo hectuue It wan Impossible to secure , ho Alharnbrn tlioatro , which bolonga to , he city htitlmritif H , who objected to In viting opposition in this field , The per formances n ill now be given in the Mon nate theatre. PHPPIQKMINT DROPS , Butchera always pick their bonei with the imbllo Instead of each other. A tnnn In Syracuse boMta that he haa h d 802 ooldi in tbe head in one year , Uu'cl better rent hU head for an Ice-box , One ounoo ot powder will lift twenty * fira pound * weight fire feet high. Get yonr exact weight , figure by progression and then tit down on a keg of powder to imoke. A man In Tompklni oonnty , N. Y. . thonght ha had dlaoorered tha tecret ol preBeivtog fg f , tut after 120,000 had polled on his bands he concluded that he hadn't. A New Jersey judge boa decided that il ia not a thrent tell a man that you wil walk around on bin collar bone. It li merely R preamble to a roll In the mud am no one hurt. After the flocdo are over and the ana shines ni of yure the goxi people of Clu. olnnatl and of Louiivillo minht celebrnti thee\entbya torlos nf ' ' .Muddy Oral' featlvaln. 1'ittnbur TelfRriph , "I regard thorn buUdlDK" i parf tly a.fe , " B.iiil n New York buildloK iiiKpeuto aa ho tmlaheil hh rounds , nn 1 in ton mlu utea the wall * caved Into theotreot The' were an iuch uut of plumb and be couldn' eeeit. A Rilt-edged delight li the kind of a thing that till" n inan'aoul when he Is ransack ing the closet to find a book ] ick and accl dentally rakes out a last summer's straw hat , and notices the sentimental thing that were written in it last July by torn little blue eyed darling in tbe mountains. Hartford Times. A L advllle man traveling In the Gunnl son country met a stranger in the lonely part of tbe trail. "Elallol" ald the Lead ville man. "llallnl" was tbe rather turl : reply. Then the Leadvllle man reachec around to hi , bin pocktt to get out a bottl of whisky M a kind of m lllfier. Th tranter promptly ithot at him , putting bullet through the Liadvlllo inan'a bat. 'All right , " said the latt r , digging spurs ute his broncho } "If that's the way you eel about it we will just drop the acquaintance - ance right here. I never try to foroe my * self on a maq. " Chicago Cheek. A peculiar flavor in the drinking water at the board of trade loom * In Cincinnati , Tuesday , WM reoognleed by many mom * ion , who woudered If a dUtillery bad > roken loose and made grog of tbe river water. It was finally ascertained that the water had been placed In empty whisky iarrel to allow It to settlt. It was fast before the curtain had gone np for the third act when Smith , who hud > een out to "see a man , " noticed Brown Mated a few rows In front of him. "Do yon tee that fellow over therut" hn said to its wife. She nodded assent. "Well , " he continued , "I bate that fellow like a cat tales hot soup , and if I ever get a chance ' 11 paralyie him. " Then his wife aaked : 'Are you going out to see another man after this act ! " Smith hlcoonshlngly al * o ed that ho was. "Well , I'll ' tell you what to do , dear. When you come back on go over to Mr. Brown and breathe on ilm ! that will paralyie him. " Rochester .ftpart , We meet no more , yet dear yon are ; In memory sweet , yonr face I see Vith eplendor , often from star In thought , your presence cornea to mo ; ' nee your form amid the crowd , Yonr tender eyes with beauty gleam , As star beam ; , through a rifted cloud , Shltie on a dark and troubled utream. : drevr. of you when i unsots glow With crimson ll > ht In western tkiei. You clans me In your loving arms , I gaze into your trustful eyco ; ! hear tbe throbbing of your heart , While closely In my fond embrace ; ' . feel your kleses on my glowing face. ) h , I hare known what man can beir Of bitter wrongs , but they are past , And deep in dark chasms of despilr My hopeless spirit has been ca t ; Jut all my sorrows pa away , And I have reason to rejoice Tor I Lave seen your face to-day And hoard the mnalo of your voice. NOTE3 ON EDUCATION. HnsaU baa thirty-three ichoola in which o f ducate men to manage and operate rail * Wiya. ' A convention is to be held at Frankford , Cy , , on March 22 , to dlacuM seme of the lefecta of the pnblio ichool Byatem cf Ken1 aoky. A bill hat been introduced in the Rhode island legislature for compulsory odaca ion , and u exciting much att n ion. There are provisions In the law for the appoint- nent of trnaut offieerj to enforce it , and here are penalties attached for violations if bnjr of the various portions of the act > y parents and emploj era. The bill is so weeping , and will bo opposed to strenu ously both by the parents , who need tha money their children Wuultl earn in tbe cotton mlll , and by the mill owner ? , who need cheap labor of that character , that it will probably fall to become a law. Thn Maesachns tts agricultural college is n a flourishing condition , according to the ast report. The net income Is , however , oo email , while the work oi instruction in practical iclence is very great , much ( rtutor thau in an ordinary clissical col- ego ibat hai no special scientific depart- neut. The report adds ttut while money s given BO freely to educate men away rom productive pursuits , it is certainly trunge that in Massachusetts not a dollar ins jet boon given by private benevolence or the endowment of a chair of instruc- ion in the Massachusetts agricultural c 1 > ege , an institution f aundei to fit men to become intelligent producers In time of > eace and efficient ilefeudora of the stute , nd union in time of war. The original amount of Stephen Qirard'a > equest , made fifty-two years ago , was two million of dollars , whicl. , by careful invest ment and honest management , has in creased to over twenty million ? of dollars. Phe iicome last year was $1,022,807.98. Che splendid college , which forms the nucleus of the Ift , la always full , with a urplns of applicants who are compelled to valt their turn to be aocomm ictated with ts educational facilities At pre ent the college contains one thousand one hundred and ( eai VidentB , In unotb.r Kenar > , tlou , f the food continue to be managed with he same good J dguioot as in the past , ho Glrard College , with the additions It will receive , will rank first of all the edu- ational institutions of the world , if it doea not , in fact , approach near to that con- ummation a'ready. The question whether or not the study of German nhall be discontinued In the lublio schools is being agitated in Oaven- ) ort , Iow > , which has a large and ioHuen * ial German population. TheDaveuport Gazette appears to express the right view when it says : "It is fortunate for the in- eretts of public school instruction in Davenport , r ther than otherwise , that German U Uugbt in the ichools. It re moves the lait ground for excuse for the maintenauce uf dlctinctlvely German chools by those who else would be com- > elled to Insist upon and support such ichools. There is , too , it must he o 'need ' ed , n large measure of Intrinsic justice in [ ranting to the largo number uf tuxpajers if German birth , who in this city denlre nstruction in tbe German language for heir children , a gratification ot their wishes to a fair extent. Tbe moat thnt can be urged jaitly Is , that such Instruc- Ion shall not be crowded into every do- lartment of the schools , as it was ttireo or our years ago , iir seemed to be , but cer- , alnly is not now. " It appeals that the discipline of the St. ouU pnblio Bchnols ia very rigid. Moreover - over , the ayttem e'lipkyed introduces the ue of technical pbrasts such as "axis of symmetry" and tangential union of lines" , o children of tender years. According to , ho St. Louis Post-Dbpatcb , much disaat- nfftUion it cxpreesed in regard to theee features. "For my part , " aaid n teacher , "the terrible things are driving me crazy , acd If there l n't mine end to these new- [ angled notions I'll have to either commit suicide or get married. As it is now , I have to sit up till after midnight studying my lesson for the next day , and then I don't feel so sure that I know what the whole builness U about. We have natural science , language lessoni , drawing , and tbe Lord only knows hat else , in the smallest clatsea. The ohldren are obliged to toe tbe Ucks , stand tventv mlnutet In line at recitations , keep ti lrh nds behind them , their chint , up. ni if the superin tendent catches one of thun looking to the right or left the poor chid It sure to bear rom him " DUIIKKB'H SALAD DRESSING la com posed of xho frothat , parent and choicest condiments nonoy will buy. It surpasses any thatcan bo made at home , is cheaper , eavia labor and anxiety. Iou y for tlie Unmarried One of the moat auld and Bubjt. ulal institutions in this contry It the jlar riage Fund and MntuatTnist ABS"oiation , of Cedar UapLt * , Iowa They areorciin- ked under thu laws of ) OWA. and heir of- ( icers and directors arfl among the lending and moat prominent bulreu men o Cedhr Hauids. Kvery unmarieil person should have a certificate in thl aesocUtlon. It is a splendid invetment , as safe at government bond. Ya cn juatas well nave a good sum of toney to commence married life on as not. \ large number ot members have been palioff , receiving ver 800 per cent on their Ivestment. tVrlte for circulars fully detalbg the plan , which is the finest known. O not postpone It , Good agents wanted , tention whore you saw thU notice. 15-Sm. Are you troubled > Uh such syrup toms of dyspepsia aabolchlng , tasting of food , heart-burn ! etc. ? Brown'a Iron Bitters will our ) you. Know That BROWN'S I RON BITTERS will cure the worst case of dyspepsia. Will insure a hearty appetite and increased digestion , Cures general debility , and gives a new lease of life , Dispels nervous depression and low spirits. Restores an exhausted nurs ing mother to full strength and gives abundant sus tenance for her child. Strengthens the muscles and nervesenriches the blood. Overcomes weakness , wakefulness - fulness , and lack of energy Keeps off all chills , fevers , and other malarial poison. Will infuse with new life the weakest invalid. 37 Walker St. , Baltimore , Dec. jBJt. For U year * . I have been a great sulTerer from lllood Diseaie , lyi- pepsla.andConstipatlon.andbecame o debilitated that I could not retain anything on my stotruch , in fact , life rum almost become a burden. Finally , when hope had almost left me , my husband seeing BROWN'S IKOK Birrrm advertised m tbe paper , Induced me to give it a trial. I am now taking ? the third battle and have not felt > o well in fix yean as I do at the prcient lime. Mr . L. F. GRirriN. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS will have a better tonic effect upon any one who " " than needs "bracingup , any medicine made. PROPOSALS FOR ARMY TRANS PORTATION. IIEADQUAHTKRB nEPT. OK THE PLATTR1 , ) CUIKV QUARTKRMAHUK'H Omen , r OMAHA , NIK , March 6 , 18 3.j , SEALED PROl'nSAU , In trlp'lc tc , uu-Ject tithe IB ml to rtltloni , will ho received at ihti olllc until 12 o'clocK noon , < n ihurudiy. April 5th , 1 ° 8J , or at the mine hour ( allow 1 > v f r the dtflr nee In time ) , at the olllco ot the Dfpot Quartermas orn at Che\cnne and Oilen | , at which pi ce and due thn will ho optn d In pr 8 nc of the bidd r , lor the wat-on transp rta Ion t Mill. tar ) 811 plica in the I lloulngilcs-ibed "outcsln the Department of the 1'Iafe. during the fiscal jcar commencing July lit 186.1 , and end ng Juno 30th , 1884. F om Sidney , i ovrasba , to Fort lloblnsn Ncb-asva ! rom Cheyenne Dep t , WjominRTerr tory , fo Fortu Larajileand McHlnney , Wyi mlnjf 'Jcr- r.torj.rrom rrom Rock Creek Station , U. P. Railway , to For * MoKlnney Wyom ng Territory From 1-ort Fred , Steele , yom rig -rltorj , to Fort Washakle , Wyoming Te/ilt > ry. From 1'a k Cilj Utah Terrlt'ty , or from stitlrn on the main Hie Un on Pacific Rallwa ) , to Fort Thornbu gh , Utah Terrl o y Pr po alj for transportation on any or all of the ab > ve name 1 Itou os will b received. Tbe Government rose ves the ilijht to reject any or ill propo aU Each propoail iru't bet" t'lpliote , 'epa-ato or ca < h route , and accompanied b > a bond In the sum < f five hundred do aru ( i 00) . execute I itrlctl ) In ftcc tdanoewith ttie pilnted InHtr.c. tlon > , and upon the blank form fu.nlehccl under thin advertisement , guaraut elng that the patty nuking the prop sal shall not wiihdrawthe amo within sixty days fr ra the date announced for rpeulngth m ; and that If said pro o al la atcot- t -d and a contract fir the service bid for awatd- ed theicun'cr , he will , wnhn ten day * aft r being not fled f t e award ( provided such no I ficationbo mndo within the tlxty rajB above mentioned ) accept the same and furt Ish * oo& and Butndtnt mret'e' ' , ut once , icr the lalthful per- lorn ance of the contract Blank pr-pojals. torn of cint act , and pilnted circnlars eta ing tha estimated qu i ti'les ofgup * plluj to be t-ansp i ted , and giving full Informs- tlonastotho mam er of Hdd ng , c-ndi'lrnn to teobtertedby bidders , and terms of contract and pivinent , wl 1 bo furnish.d on pp lea'Ion to thl * nlllce , i to the i fill. K of the Depot Quarter- mister at Ct ejcnno and Ogde Knvdoei cutaln'np ' props'ah should be ma ked : " Proposal ! for Iran portatli n from to " JOHN V KUREV , Capt onilAfBt , Q'i r > nnas'er U 8. A. m8-'iit Ct In elm u hi f Q M Ollice. Proposals for Mllltaiy uppllei , HPAIX)1'ART11R8 DurtKTMIIvTOrTIIKri.Am , Chief ( J urterinaet r'a OIHce , Onmna , Neb. , llar.hTth , 1 = 83. SEALED PHOl' 8ALR , In ttlpl'c.timbje ' t titieumalmulti in. will to reciid a * this ofHc < tintl 12o'ct c < It. on Uedn sd y , April 18 1.-83 , or at the -auu hour ( a lowlnir "r the difference In time ) t the oc s of the Qua t r- mastrrsat li ifol'owlnKU-m ileU loim.as wl.l h placet a d line they wi I hi opened In the prrf- eaceol binders fer the furnls li K aiddel\ery ol Military jSupid'ei dii lug ti e } a * e immune- tig July 1st , 1831 , a d e dirgju o 00th , H-4 , at Minus Wood Hay and Char oal , or such of nalil u pis at tuny tie rrqu red at Oru * > a Pero , Fait Om h , tor * Nlrb am Fort S dn y , Lhoy line O pot , Fort Hum 11 , FottS rele , Foil lou.la , Foit Co ilnnji Ki rt lir d. < r , For. L.r- amle , Furt McKlnncv , Fort W htkle , a'id Fort Th niDurgh i f 300 t JIH of Coal of 2i4u i ound. to the ton I riyo aln nil als i be rcc.tlvd at * cls tllce up to the d > y at d hour above nauitdf"r the uillr- eiy on theca > s t the p In * near * t to thn u inis on i he line of the Unluil'a Iflc Hailwat , olelghi tvouiand' nof Cra' , of of2.10 | j > undatothe to . Als for delivery at thu Ojjkh I jct , or at i itu > r > rn thi iralntllno of tDe Union Pacific Railway east f om Ketrn" } Junction , of two m I- Hen p undsOorn , > nd on * m Ilion pind. Oa'j bids f r gr In should t.to tne rate per 100 lb , not per bushel Pionxals for e thcr cl&ss of the stores mod- tlo ed , or for qua-i titles If si than the who e required - quired will b r elvcd. bach proposal should belnlr'pllca'r ' , separati for eich H tide attach s'at'o" , and must be aoxmp&nlfd by a bond In ibe mm of five hundr d dollars ( M 0)ix cu'ed * rlctly In accorda cx wi > h the printed li.stiuc tlont , and ujon the Ll i k form furalthed und r tnlj advert'env.nt ! , euatanleeltg tha\ the partv mtkliK the prop s l fha 1 no. withdraw the i&ie within mty days from the dale nnoun-ed for openlog them ; and hit If i aid proposal I ac- ceptel and a contract 'ur the supplier bid for , awarded thereunder , h- will , within ten dajs at- ttrlelug notified of th awtid ( provided men natlHcaion e node ult'iln the sixty da aabre mcnttonad ) , fit epl the sume and turnUh g d and tutBclejtiuretles , at once , for tbo fat hful poformt c. f 'he onlt The coveinm-nt le ertes theil ht ton Jut an ) or til ptopoaaK A prtfeionre will bojHeu to artlcKe of il/mij.- tlo production. 1)1.nk ) IT p svU an-1 printed circulars , stating the > l d RI d p'lloia'tid quantlt ea cf vsood , hay and chaicjal roqulndat .ath station , at.d il\- ; 1"K fu1 ! In 'ructionn a ti UH manner f tld din , C'mli Ions t ba < l-s r cd bj hMdor/1 / , and te ni < ci lout-act , "c , w | 11 f i nuliul on op- p lea Ion to thl oltoirt' the lurteruiattcrs at the \.irl-u > > ta nniii uitd Mirel ) is c I ti nil n iropodxn t > ho Id be ma ked 'I ropio kU for at " and ddratidtt ih inde Knei or to he rts- peithu lost and lie ol Uuar erira ten J01IS V. rU' EV , Captain. A. Q M. , I' . S. A , In charge o ( U. IJ M.'d cilice , Dipt , of the ilatte niU-uie CI ALMA E. KEITH , Removed from I222 Farnam 8t to IOQ 80. Fifteenth St. Oppotlte P. O. Will open en llarch 10th , a fine I't tl pitlern bonne's at d hat * , ribbons , etc Al'o Urge odJI tlonstotte lock ot balr goods comprUlnff all th novelties cf the iea - > n. The onlr electric light mllllncrr > tcre In Omaha. O. DRUGS , PAINTS , OILS , Window and Plate Q'ass. ' tOTAnyone eontompUilnjr building stars , buk. or anypthsr flns . ill Oed II to h tntag * to corns oed with us bofors pnrchMlng tiilr plst * OUs * C. F , GOODMAN , OMAHA - - NEB. STEELE , JJHNSON & CO. , WHOLESALE GROCERS AND JOBBERS IN Flour , Salt , Sugars , Canned Goods , and A'l ' Grocer ' Supplies. A Full Line of the Best Brands of J&ARS AID IAMACTURED TOBACCO , Hjont8 for BOTOOI ) MILS AND LAILIH ft BAND POWDER GO. PERFECTION IN HEATING AND BAKING Is only attained by using CHARTER OAK Stoves and Ranges.1 'WITH L . OVER DOORS , For sale by MILTON ROGERS & SONS lall-miol HEMEY LEHMANN , JOBBER OF AND WINDOW SHADES 118 FARNAM ST. OMAHA MAMUJPACTUKEIl OF GALVANIZED IRON CORNICES , Window Caps , Finiala , Skylights , &c. 416 THTRTERNTH STREET , . ' . . OMAHA , NEB. A. M. CLARK , HPaurter&PaperHanger SIBH WRITER &DECRRATOR. WHOLESALE & RETAIL WALL PAPER ! Window Shades aiid Curtains , CORNICES CURTAIN POLES AND FIXTURES. Paints , Oils & Brushes. I 1 South 14th Street NEBRASKA ANHEUSER-BUSCH Brewing Association , CELEBRATED KEG & BOTTLED BEER , THIS EXCELLENT BEER SFEAE3 FOR ITSELF , Orders from any part of the State or the Entire West will be promptly shipped : All Our Goods arc Made to the Standard of our Guarantee. GEORGE HENNING , Sole Agent for Omaha and the West. Office Corner 13th and Barney Streets , Omaha , Neb , WILLIAM SNYDER , MANUFACTURER 0B Hra-Ulass Paining and Trimming , Repairing Promptly Done 1319 H ru .V. Cor. 14th , Omaha FRESH BALTIMORE THE D. D. MALLORY & GO'S DIAMOND BRAND ! DIAMOND BRAND D. B BEEMER , General Western Agent , Omaha No