. * THE DAIJL BEE-OMAHA S TURDAY MARCH 3 A. combination of J'ru tofiila ofJronJVruHu ! . JUa rliitiul J.'honj > hortu > 11 < jMttntalila form , For J > eblllliXOM of Aline- Htrl'ro tratlonof Fital ' 6(0. BEV.A. I. KOBUa Writes : 6(0.BE V. J. L. TOWNEB , _ After a thorough trial of the PUR.IflES/Indu.ttT , . . . . IKON TONIO , I toke pleasure > / , - " Bixys : In BttxUnff that I have boon "I consider it uroac ; , anoated by its ILDQD a most excellent remedy tot nse. Mlnljtors and tab- the debilitated vital forces. M ? SPeakera will und it of the erreateat value vhero n Tonic is ncccs * ary. I recommend it aa a reliable remedial jpossoBslnir undoubted - doubted nutritive and restorative properties. Lo * < nttlt , Ay. , Ort , 2 , IBM. niFlSZD HI MS DR. BARTER MEDICINE CO. , 313 IT. MABI Ct. , CT. tOUHL HAS THE BEST STOCK IN OMAHA AND MAKES THB LOWEST PEIOES Have now been finished in our store , map Ing it the largest and most complete In the West. An additional story has been built and the five floors all connected "with two HYDRAULIC ELEVATORS , , One Exclusively for the u * of Passengers. Those immense warerooms - rooms three stores , aroGGioet wide are filled wittt the Grand est display of.all kinds of .Household and Office Furniture evei shown. shown.All All are invited to call , take the Elevator on the first floor and go through the building and inspect the stock- GHAS. SHIVERICK , 1206 , 1208 and l2l03Farnam Street , Omaha WILLIAM SNYDER , MAHDFAOTOHKH OF' Firs-Class Paining and Trimming , Repairing Promptly Done 1319 HarncY.'Cor. 14th. Omaba Wade , The Confectioner , Buy your Dandies , at Wade's. All Goods perfectly pure , Largest assortment in town. FINEST PEENOHaFRUITGL ACES , FINE 'OIGAES ' , Orders by Mail Solicited. Opera House Block , 15th St. , T" U . BUCQ ASl lE LoNJiA IER HORSE HOEING GENERAL BLACKSMITHINQ 315 FiftoenihBtreet , between Harnoy'and Farnam. PERFEOTION - . V _ > 1 * IN 3'W \ , HEATING AND BAKING la only Attained by using CHARTER OAK Stoves and Ranges. WITH WIRE BAUZE OVEK BOOKS , Fpr BSO by MILTOHMGERS & SONS oiMiLa.3f3c.A- DIRECTORY 8F LEADING WESTER H HOTEL HOTELS. PROPRIETORS TOWKi ARLINQTON. J. 0. MolNTIRE , Llnco'n , Mob. WEATHERLY HOUSE , A. Q.fWEATHERLY , Manrlng , Iowa. | REYNOLDS HOUSE , O. O. REYNOLDS , Coon Rapids , owa. ; SARATOGA HOTEL , J. 8. 8TELLINIU8 Mllford. Neb. MARSH HOUSE , E. MANS , DROWN8VILLK Ntb COMMERCIAL HOTEL' JOHN HANNAH Ctrom bur2 Na HALL HOUSE , A. "W. i HALL Loulsvlll * j OITY HOTEL , CHENEY & 5OLARK , Bl lr , No .J COMMERCIAL HOTE- , J. Q. MEAD , | Nellgh , Nob. GRAND CENTRAL N braiU Olty , < Tl b MISSOURI PACIFIC HOTEL , P. L. THORP , Weeping Water.H COMMERCIAL HOUSE' A. O. OAARPER , Hardy , Nob. GREENWOOD HOUSE , W. MAYFIELD , Greenwood , Keb COMMERCIAL HOUSE , E. STOREY. Olarlndo , Iowa ENO'8 HOTEL , E. L. END , Eremont , Hob' EXCHANGE HOTEL , O. B. HACKNEY , Achland , Nab METROPOLITAN HOTEL , f RANK LOVELL , Atkinson , flebl MORGAN HOUSE , E. L. GRUBB , Guide Rocd.H . SUMMIT HOUSE , 8WAN & BECKER OrMton , la. HOUSTON HOUSE , GEO.OAL'PH , Exlrn , la. REYNOLDS HOUSE , ) O. M. FT-Y OLDO , Atlantic , IK , WALKER HOUOE , D. H. .WALKCP , Audubon , la , COMMERCIAL HOTEL , 8. BURQESSi Neola , l l OITY HOTEL , Dl A. LLlAMB , Hftrlan I * . PARK HOUOE , MRS. M , L. OUMMIN09 , Oornlrif , I * . NEBRASKA HOTEL , J.JL. AVERY , Btanton , MERCHANTS HOI EL Q.IW , BURK. Durllngton Junction V COMMERCIAL HOTEL , Oianchard , U. pARks'HOTEL , r. M. PARK , Bhenindoah la , \ OOMMERO AL HOTEL , HENRY WILLS , Dayld Olty , Nab OAGNELL HOUSE , OHAB.DAQNELL , OollogoBprlngi , la COMMERCIAL HOUSE , VM. LUTTON , Vlllltc * . It. JUDKIM8 HOUSE , FRANK WILKINSON , Malvarn , If , BALL HOUSE * , H. H , PERRY , Ida Qro o , | ! " COMMERCIAL HOUSE BF. STEARNS , Odebolt. la WOODS HOUSE , JOHN EOKERT , Otceola , Neb. DOUQLA8 HOUSE , J. 8. DUNHAM , Olarkt , Neb. BEDFORD HOUSE J. T. CBEEN. Bedford I * . ARLINGTON HOUSE , J M.BLACK A SON , W rv vllle Wo NORFOLK JUNOTIONHOUSE A T. POTTER , Norfoli Junction Nek WIN8LOW HOUSE a. MCCARTY , , Beward , Neb. AURORA HOUSE M. B. JONES , Auroar Neb , OROZIER HOUSE O. R. OROZ'ER , Oldney , Neb , AVOOA EATING HOUSR D. W. ROOKriOLD. Avoca la. CENTRAL HOUSE LOOKWOOD & 8HATTUOK , Red Oak FOSTER HOUSE Oapt. JOHN FOSTER , Lewis , la. WHITNEY HOUSE ! E. HAYMAKER , Grlswold , la. DEPOT HOTEL , O. L. CHAPMAN , i Dunlap , la LU8K HOUSE. J A. LU8K , Logan , la. DOW OITY HOUSE , W. H. MORTON , Dow Olta.Ila AGGER HOUSE , JAGQRR& SON , Denlion , la , HA.UMON nnnsK. TAMA. OITY. IA. . Ilftrmon A Koales. Prop. Scud 81 , 8Z , S3 , or 85 fur a wnniplc re tail box by KxiircMM , CANDY of t lie heat cnnellc * In America , put up In elegant boxen , nnel Htrlctly pure. Suita ble for prcHcutH. Kx- prcsH charges light. Hcfers to nil Chica go. Try It once. CANDY AddrcHH , C. P. GUNTHER , Coufectlouer , Chicago. Senius Regarded , OK , The Story of tlie Sowing Maohlui A hand : mo I'.itle ruapblc ) . blntltod (6 IOT * with nnraorOTM ecrrarlajl , wtltbi arras AWAY 10 nr aaall penen calling for II , at any braa 01 lab-ofice cl The Binder Uinnlaotnrlnj Ooi pany , or will be lent by mall , poll paid , koVptnon lltlnj al dlatanc * from oar offle Tae Slngor ManafaoturlDg Oo , , Pilnolpal Offioa , 31 Union Bqui FOBIRY W THE TIMES. Hid : fioiu i If his ( evo'Cil temples Urn h Lu mrj K n ; li.uks ut KoKI , Ili-ar hU dcen , oteiitorlousbreathlut ; Little Dnrllar's caught ft c > ) tl , Hasten , gtt thn sop lone heated 1'lncd It nt hit chubby toes Pt ecd thfo f r the inuit.Mi tAllow Uronsc the little Darlln 'rt UOPO. Donvir Trihune. Tbo American Holon. He itvt by her HJo In the glonmlnff , And toyed with her haud and her ohoek ; His t 6e htd tbo t > eauly ot Paris , Her ( ace that uf Helen , the Greek. "I love you t uiadne * * , ray darllug , " She whispered lu accents of joy , "Hut jou must not perish llku Tarlf , Nor I bo your Helen of Tioy. " "Do > ou know whut 'to fly with you1 moans , love ? Forj-uii , dear , a Mntttd career ; For mo nd llfo of dishonor , "iteft of nil that woman holili dear , I love you to madncus , my dnrling ; Without you thla lllo ha no joy ; Uut you mutt nut p riah llko 1'arlt , Nor I be your Helen of Troy , " "It is nnt the thing thnt Is done , love , Out the way thnt wu do It , my do.tr , Which sets all eocloty raving , And i hocks tt from center lo sphere , The old days have pasted nwuy , darllug , Those wicked old BROS uf force ; Jiut I'll write to my lawyer to-monofc , And tell him to got A Uivorca. " Plvo Things What makes the tlmu ruu short ? Business or busy uport What makes It long to you ? Hands with no work to do. What brings death quickly in ? Slowness to work aud win. What wins the glowing gold ? The stroke that Is brink and bold. What man stands near the throne ? The man who c n hold his owol Goethe. A Woman's Hudson. I have a reason now lor all 1 do. A reason that's eo sweet , HO old , so now- Well , if you were not quite so near to-day , Or if you'd turn your eyes another way And while I let my band n moment rest With clinching touch yet light upon your breast , I might pretend that It was half a jest , I think , perhaps-I'd tell you , 'TIs thls-no , turn your eyes another way ! 'Tis easier to when one has to Hay Is half pretense -jet somehow makes one's heart Stir in oue'a side , with tuch a soft , quick ftart ; 'Tio this-the Old World his been bora ogain , Born with a strange , sweet , bitter throe of pain , Tee sad Old World I treated with disdain Is new because I love yon ! I scarcely know my own face In the glass. It nlmoat eeeins to mock n.e as I puss. Occe of its few po r benutieii I was vain , Now they can only roiue mo to disdain. I should he twenty thousand times as fair , The stais and sun should light my eyes and hair And yet sometimes I think I only care Because -becauss I love you , I am BO changeful and so full of mood , Sometime * I.would not and sometimes I would ; I'm proud and humble , scornful , thought ful , light , A hnadred times between the morn and night I cast you off I try to draw you near , I hold you lightly and I hold yon dear , " .nd all the time I know , with joy , with fear It is becauee I l va you. * * * * * ind now my hand clings closer to yoni breast ; iend your bead lower while I say the rest ? he greatest change of 'all ia thd that I rVho used to.bo so cold , so eroeyeo ehyr jvthe sweet moment that I feel Von near ; Vrget to be ashamed and know no fear , 'orget ' that Life u sad and Death W drear , Bootuse because I love yon" ! ' The Oentury. A Bit ot Pottery. The potter stood at hlfdally work , One patient foot on the ground ; The other with never slackening speed Turning his ewlft wheel round , Silent wa stood beside him there , Watching the restless knee , Till my friend said low , in , pitying voice "How tlrod his foot must be ! " The potter never'paused in his work , Shaping the wondrous thing ; Slowly he raided hia patient eye * , With homely truth inspired : "No , iiiarui , it isn't the foot that kicks The one that stands gotd tired ! " Allci Wellington Kolllns , in The Con Un.nt. HONEY FOR THE LADIHt ? Cashmere jackets complete costumes o ribbed Ottoman silk und velvet. Linen band collars for wearing outsld the collar of the dress are new and neat. Jetted and lack.lostre Raloons are tnuc nsod for iu " " trimmings "light" mournln "Iress , Newmarket jacket ) and medium lengt pelisbes will be the leading wraps k iprlng. Iledlngotcs and French polonaises i ecore of different forms continue i avor. Velvet bodices ore made with jooke Jacques Instead of the round tulrat ihapej. Pelerines and eboulder capes of varle lengths aud styles are to bo ingreatnrfavc ' .ban ever. Shoulder bows of rilban are very fotl lonable let agninst thu ttandiug collar o Lho left aide. Ottoman velvet very thickly ribbed ; ; he newest fabric for combining with clot md cashmere. A New Jersey man has patented a btov ; hat explode * at 10 o'clock at night. H baa four daughters. Kosett's of wool braid and a wide ban jf white Hercules braid trim Englii round hats of felt and of braid. A Boston dentUtreas Is so pretty thi "the can coax a man' * tooth out by jui puttlox her band under his chin and askit or it. " The prim and pretty fashion of makir. the Uce frill that passes around the nee extend down the front of the dress also revived. The first flowere of the season , narci inses , jjnquils , hyaclntha , crocuses , viole and HUcs , are now fashionable for trlr mlng evening bonnets. The popular design for woolen dresses the plaited sklit , full short panlers ar jockey waist , or the cuirass bodice wll rounded tabs thickly tralded. Japonlca , prawn and strawberry pii are the pale shades to ha uied to comb I with all the dark fashionable rods , BUI as claret , garnet , strawberry and ten cotta. "When a woman folia down she will 1 still for twenty minutes K she has pret ankles and pretty hose , but if she h not she can rtao unaided qulcksr than ai man. " The high liernhardt collar , stiffened 1 fine wires , Is worn with a narrow snus openln ? below the throat , which Is till In with lace , This Is becoming to ve thin ladies. A man always looks through hi * pocki four times before handing his wife to ha a button tewed on , and even then be filled with a nameless fear until tbe job completed. A New York man TTM so enraptni with a lady at a fancy ball that he offer her 9100 to unmask. She accepted t money savinir , "Now your wife can pay ! rervnnt girl' * hack wage * . " It was Mi mother-in-law. Scarf tunic * braided with fllver or od ! are i.aited artmad the him and knotted be hind nn the kilt nktrts that nro on wo'il drweon. Several row * of the braid ore sewed nrouud the kilt pleats nearly at the bottom , New balmoral skirts have two or three steels ln < nrtcd In the back widths to foim a tmtrnure. Moreen balmoral * are gored perfectly plain from stele to side , tml tbe back bicadth b o two thick box pleats tied back to maxo them very full. Styli b biuqus are sharply pointed In front and back , with very shallow ride pieces. The shoulder seams are short anil exactly Iu a llni with the khouldert the fleevon are oloso to the arm except at the arm-hole , wbero they are ullrfhtly bouffant. For drossy walking ccstumeF , French denlsn'-ra aru sending to America the verj f Afthlouublo torra-cotta and copper olmdes , The French torrn-cott.i is a very delicate color , matching exactly the veritable hue of terra-CDtta vvvrc , and Is quite unlike the deep strawberry rod sbado so long In vogue. Ladies who have fine arms wear the pretty sleeves that are drawn up two Inchei shorter in the outside than their Insidi pium ; the o are for day drtwiew ; laci sleeves , no nloovos whatever , are worn will evening toilets , but the long gloves for ful dress conceal the tapering beauty of tin arm below the elbow. YOUOK ladles with low , well-fihapod foie heads turn the hnlr back all around in loosi waver , with hero and there a curl ; the ) may also wear nido parting. If the hall crows prettily on the nape of the neck , II Is carried up high and wound around k Psycho form and fastened by a small orna < mental comb of Ilhlne stones or of shell , MUSICAL AN 0 DRAMATIC , A now theatre la spoken of In Boston , tc ba erected on the tite of the ( Public Library. John T. Kaymond will build a cottag la the actor's colony at Long Branch thli "Voting Mrs. Wlnthrop" IB playing tt largo business at Baldwin's theatre , Saa Francises , It Is said that Oscar Wilde 1' studying for tbo stage , and one of his first otlorti will bo Romeo , The opera house at Bethlehem , Pu , , hai not proved a success. It will therefore be transformed Into store ? . J , H , Haverly wants 85 per cent , of the gross receipts in small towtis for his con Bolidated mtuatrel troupe. Lottaissaldtobo worth nearly 81,000 , . 000 , aud she has no husband. Just think of that money goinfj to waste. There is prospect that Mile. Khoa wll play a New York engagement following the Cincinnati dramatic lonttva ) . Harry Joel says that the pooresl houee Strtvkonch < Sver had | n Italian open was one In New York that yielded onlj $96.67. A bill hss been presented to the Obit legislature prohibiting chain , stooli 01 any seats in aisles of halls , theatres 01 churches , Mmo. Scalchi end Mme. AlbanI havi created a grout encuess In Canada , tbi former In "II Trovatore" and the latter it "Lucia. " The newspapers say that Willie Kdouii will take his "Sparks" aompany to Kuropi next June , and that John Gourlay will gc with them , Lawrence Barrett baa been 111 with rhea matlem in the south , but Louts Jainei played his parts , and no performance ! were omitted. It appears that Mme. Nllsson will uo pass the summer in America , as she state. that she has encaged passage on the Ser via , which tails April 7. Abbey takes Mary Anderion to Londoi next fall , and brings Irving to America. A fair exchange is no robbery ; and if Mary 1 not a fair exchange , what is she ? " There.are 330 theatres in Great Britain including thirty.elght London theatres. A these , about 150 new plays were prbdnoei in London , and about 115 in the province lost year. Frederick Warde and John McOnllougl plbyed acrainfit each other in Baltimore las week. Warde was recalled four times a the close of an act of "Damon am Pythias. " A movement Is on foot to indnce W. I Sheridan to return to this country fret Australia and join forces with Tom Ketn next seuion/presentlng "Julius Cicsar" o agrandecile , A Stuttgart Irtter says that Hans vo Bulow has recovered from his madness an will soon appear in uublio again as plauii and director. Uo intends playing a cot cert dedicated to him by the late coroposei Joachim RkfT. Margaret Mather has performed an ut heard of feat in Boston , Previous to he appearance Juliet was never played In the city more than three times in sucsesslor She has jiut given fourteen consecutiv representations of the part , The first opera festival in CIncInnat with Center , realized 975,000 and coi 855,000 ; the one last year with Patti th groBs receipts were ? 'JOCOO and the profit nearly $25,000. For thli year the advanc eale alone amounted to nearly $80,000 , in the total receipts will reach about 8100 000. 000.It It is elated that Manager Abbey's leat Ing quartet oi artists for next teaion operatic performances under his managi mont will consist of ( Mine. Nllson , Mini Scalchi Campanini , and Del Pnent Mme. Valleria U also named as one of tt leading soprano * engaged by Mr. Abbe for next season , Pike's opera house , Cincinnati , has f < two yearn l < e n used for the Board ol Trat rooms , and the lease to the Board has yi three years to run. After thai the bom will be remodeled and made into one of (1 handsomest opnrn houses In America , Tl auditorium will bo lowered to the grout floor , an i every effort will be nude ' truusfoim it Into the model tbeatraof 11 couutrj . PEPPERMINT DROPS , Two men were lynched in Ohio durii the yntr 1882. It is understood that tbi declined to run for office. A western milk-nun advertises : "No I crease in price on account of the Hood We shouldn't think there would be. Speaking about a man diligent in t bufclneis standing before kings , the mo diligent man Is not quite content until 1 stand * before a > tr i. ht flush. The tiuistion ( * naked us if there Is an thing that wll. bring youth to wome Yes , there Is , An income of say 82,0 will bring any number of them. The three prevailing religions In Chli are Buddhism , Confucianism and Taoulsi The thri e prevailing religions In Ameri are Christianity , Inpersollsm and Beec erltin. After looking at the specimens of Gre art ut the museum the other day , a ge tleman remarked : "Greece must bo very worm county , Nobody seems to we clothing there. " A lady writes a story about "My III band's Secret. " He must have been young husband to have admitted he h one. The old married man knows bet than to do BO. The senate has reduced the tariff barbed wire fencing , but that won't b the farmer's hired man any. He wn the barbs filed down and a cushion ranged eveiy twenty rods along the 1 wire. During tbo past five years over twei thousandpersons are said to have perlil atsoa. The mighty lengthen , U stl few lengths ahead of the modem bol But the hotel Is gaining ground at ev jump. The diamonds worn by New York t tenders are said to bejworth $350,000. Philadelphia Newt remarks that carbuncles worn on the notes of ft York bar patrons probably cost about 35,000,000. An Illinois man bnxnd his wife's OAIS for Investing ? 'J lu a lottery ticket. She weut home to her ma and her ticket drew (5,000 , and the husband will give any * body a hone and two cows to convince her that he wai only In fun when ho made her ears ring , "I wonder what Is the matter with Mr. Brown , " said the landlady , "he seems to bo very angry about something. Why , you should have seen him grinding his teeth ju t now In the hall. " "rorhaps , " juggested Fogg , "ho Is only getting them In order before tackling ono of your boif * teaks. " "Did you get any orders ? " asked the bo < s of the drummer who had just returned - turned from his firtt trip , "Any order1 echoed thn drummer ; "that's the trouble ; that's all I did got get , 1 was ordered out of every shop I went into before I could tell a tiling , Oh , yor , orders enough , If thut's all of cllo * wants. " "Hero , Sam , Is a note I want you to hand to Mrt. Katon Maboloy when you are sure nobody is looking , " said an Aus tin society man to Sam Johusing , colored , ' 'Yon , sah , " answered Sam , showing his ivories , "And mind , don't you whisper a word to a living soul. " "You may Jeps roil easy about dat , bnss , Yc&U'riny ! I fetched dat satno womnn a letter from Col. Percy Yerger. You can joss roast about my opcnln my mouf. " It was ju t before the torvicoa began in one of thn mnat fashionable churches of Austin , One lady leaned over the bnck of a pew and whispered from behind her fan to another lady , "Juul look what a fright the Widow Berurnbeo is in blnckl" "I see ; she looks wane than n tcarceorow. If mourning makes me look like that , I hope nobody will ever die In our family. " OONNUBIALITIBS. One of the society belles of Stcubcn- villa , Ohio , has eloped with a ono-legged man. Oho solaces herself with the thought that she will have only half the usual complement - plement of stockings to darn. Prince Constantine Bondesko , of Kou- mania , Is about to bo married In Paris to Mile. Marie Blore , an actress , who IE mnlnly distinguished for having shot aud nearly killed a man who wanted to gut clear of her. Last week David Davis'son George P. , and the latter's wife , left Bloninlngton for Washington , and It is surmised that they go to accompany the old man to Fayctto < vllle , N , 0. ; whore the goesips still arsert he will wed Miss Burr after the 4th of March , A sensation has been created In Montreal society by the eloument of the belle ol Windsor Mills , Oat. , heiress to $200.000. with an Impostor claiming to be Lord Oantyro , The parties were married ID Montreal. It Is said the groom la the son of a clergyman lu England , A Mi-s Holly of Orangoburg 0 'nrthouse , S , O , , was to have been married lost Sat urday night. On Saturday morning she went Into n field to rake up leaves. She kindled a fire , and while warming her Ito' her dress caught fire , her clothing wai burned from her body , and she died at the very hour fixed for bor marriage , Julius Uarrishurg and Miss Stella Mar tin , living near Charlotte , N , O. , made arrangements for defeating the wlnhes o tbo latter's parents by eloping , The glr took a train to a neighboring town , as l > oi agreement , but the man bucked out , Mlsi Martin , after waiting many hours for he : reareant lover , became a raying maniac , It which condition she was taken back home The widow of the ill-starred Col. Flatters tors will soon bo led to the hymeneal alta : in Paris by a general of brigade. To be come his wife she will sacrifice the rathe handsome pension that Gambetta obtainec for her. It is not generally known thn Louis Philippe , regarding Col. Flatters a his son , paid for his education and settlei on him about $30,000. RELIGIOUS. /The Methodiit expect to build 4C churches during the present year. The Episcopal church papers are urgln the c lotiration of the centennial of th church this year. The MethodUti are makfng luoh effort la Italy aa will aoou plaoa them In the va of evangelizing chnrcbM there. The Wesleyan Methodists of Englan hare expended nearly [ 5,000,000 in th erection of chapels during the last twent ] five years , The church statistics of Richmond , Va , foot up 30,610 members , gathered In B churches. Of these 12,101 ara colore Baptists. More than 15.000have been raised t endow the now dtoosso of Southwall whlc is to bo erected out of the diocese of Littl field in Kngland. Christian churches In India and Oeyk are slowly becoming self-supporting. C the 71 churches in those countrlot coi nected wiih the American board 50 receh nothing from its treasury. The number of officers , teachers an scholars In the Sabbath ecnooU connect ! with the United ( Presbyterian church , I Phlbdelphia , li 2,574. The collectloi were reported at $3,000. The Detroit Ministerial union , compox of ministers of all denominations , baa d elded , by n vote of 23 to 1 , that belief the apostlen' Creed is not sufficient as declaration of faith upon which to adm memtera. The Baptist church occupies a comman ing position among the religious boJlei Ohio. From urecent report made to tl state Baptist convention , the total mei bership for 1882 was 50 , ( 56 , showing a u gain over the previous year of 1 COO. The "General HaptlUc , " who nro opi communists , number about 10,000 in I diana , Illinois , Kentucky , Tennoiseo ai Missouri. They propose to establish td nomiiiHli nal colirga at Evnnsvllle , Tad and have conditional pledges totboamou of $20,000 for that purpose. The truth ( if the doctrine of purgito as held by Ilomin Catholics is about to touted in the courts , A man m Austral left 37.030 to be used to deliver his sn from that alleged state of existence , ai tbo executor declines to pay the mon without legal j.roof that it has been real earned. The Protestant Episcopal church is gal log ground among the negroes of the Hout M is shown by the fact that eight preac ers ( including a bishop ) of the /-Ion Unl < Apostolfo church were confirmed 1 Bishop Whittle at Petersburg , Va. , la Sunday , It Is said that almost the entl Xion Union Apostollo church will folio their leaden Into the Episcopal fold , IMPIETIES , Things are coming to a pretty pass Kentucky when n preacher has bis sain docked for time lost on a trip to fight dusl in a/listaat part of the state , "We all come In , but we cannot staj observed the parion. turning over a fro a sheet } "what can we do } " "Make il ir Jackpot ! " roared the now Bible cli teacher flora the back seat , s * A Brooklyn church has offered a preacl n a sal try of $10,000 and ntwo months' vai id tlon every year. Ho regards it aa n , "c tr to preach the gospel , " Most anybody e would accept such an odor , but would c it by its right name , "a soft snap. " A certain little 3 year-old likes v < much to go to church , and especially Joy * the singing. One day the choir s : "Hock of Ages Cleft for Me , " and al sh * got homo the little one was heard si Ing , very seriously , "Hock the Bablca , k for me. " 1 * . The Boston Herald overheard this c versation In a street car ; First young butanti "Oh , I'm so sorry Lent Is he Second ditto "Ob , bow wicked ; I'm i gltd , for my ball dresses were qetl he frightfully shabby , and , beside * , man ha says I m looking A little worn with iw lata hour * and brilliant ligb.tr , and I going to bed e rly and stay n good deal dnrlnp the lUy In tbo dimly llghto < t church. Lent Is really a great comfort to mo , " and the dear thing sighed piously. During the week of urayor htcly held in n Pennsylvania church congregation ono of the brethren bad tnmo remarks to mnko about temperance and the habit which cer * tain people had of drlnxlni ; cider. "I am going to pray to the Lord , " ho added , "that nnyono In this congregation who makes or bundled or sells the stull shall have a burden - den of sorrow put upon him until he turns from the error of his wnyi > , " "When do you begin , Brother Smith ? " asked n toll , hardened granger , na ho rose up. "Tc-i night , Brother Tompklns thU very night. " " 1 wish yon wouldn't. I've got forty barrels of elder on hand , And I wnnt you to glvo me twenty-four hours In which ta sell and ship. After that yon cnn peel your coat and go in six-horso ponet , " Her. Murphy Wilson , nn Austin divine , Jecently had occasion to visit Dallas , Tex , On arriving there llov , Wilson asked the lint gentleman ho met , who happened to bo an nldormnn , if ho know where Bishop Qarrett lived. "Never heard of such n man , He doesn't keep n saloon , dooa hel" "Oh , no : but can you tell mo where the Kplflcopal church 1st" "Don't know nothIng - Ing nhout Ohuroh. Then ) was a man by thnt oatno hero last fall , but ho ran ot ! with another man's wlfo. I know loan about Church than I do about the first fellow you mentioned , and I never honrd of him be * fore ; but I can KIOW you where the IKMK variety show In this state la located. If that'a the kind of a ulnco you are .lookint ; for , " responded the nldormnn. 'Conqueror of nil Life's Woes. " UKH A. W. HoKLAM ) , of Providence , It. I. , sajs 1 Deeming II mfduty to suffering humanity to Inform all who may boallllcUiUs Ihtvoboen of tlio Ntfo > nd jure Hotnoilyrbtch , by the Mos.iltiK of kind Provident ? , his restored mete to health , with doepgratlluilo I wish toacVnowl- edge the great bonoflti that I lm\o roccUrd ( rcm thoulo of the mod \aluab'o mcillctno that I have overseen. During the past thrco 'years I havj boon aflllctcd with Mdnry Dlicaao , accoui- pat ltd by thoievoro aches , Intense palm , weak ness and prostration attending ; this dreadful dli- oaet. I tried many kinds of medicines , Includ ing physicians' proscription' , without obta Icing permanent relief. "A few weeks ftifO a friend persuaded mo to try Hnnt's Remedy : and , aittr w\ng \ only bait a bottl , I was relieved ot ( hecevore pain In my hick , and continued the use of the remedy untl | I am well again ; and I cm now take long walks without being tired , and hav.o an excellent ap petite , sleep well , and am tld of all these aclio * and pains ( torn wh'ch I Buffered 10 lonn. 1 moat cheerfully reromtnosd Hunt's Comedy ai a solo and reliable cure for Kidney Dlsoa o , and It Is tbo only medicine I have ev r found that doe * exactly what It Is advert sod to do. " Tralto the bridge thai carries you over late ly , ' and that to many an ailing ono ha * been Hunt's Rcm < Jy , a brl Igo which hss taken thorn from what lootmd fatil sickness to blooming health. "W < are all strong enough to endure the ml- fottui os of others. But , If their mtifortuno It sickness , It coitl nothing to tell tliem of the ' . ' ' great medlclnOjUunt'jUemody. AID yea troubled with such symp toms of dyspepsia as belching , tasting of food , heart-burn , etc. ? Brown's Iron Bittern will euro von. THE SHORT LINE OF THE O3BCXO A fO , Milwaukee & ot , Paul RAILWAY I Is now running IU FAST EXPRESS TRAINS from OMAHA AND COUNCIL BLUFFS -WITII- Fnllman'8 Mapiflcent Sloopon AND TUB Finest Dining Oars in the World IF YOU ARE GOING EAST TO CHICAGO' MILWAUKEE. Or to anv point beyond ; or IF YOU ARE GOING NORTH To BT. PAUL OR MINNEAPOLIS Take the BI3T ROUTE , the Chicago , tttlwaukeo&M PanlE'y Ticket olllou locaUul at corner t'arniuii am Fourteenth itrooti nnil t U. 1 * . Depot and ai Ulllsid llutnl , Omalu. tyBoe TiuieTalile In another column. K. A. NABII , General Arent. 0. II. FOOTE , Ticket Agent , Omaha. 8. 8. IIKIUIILL , A. V. II. OAUPKNTEn , General Manager. General Pans. Agent J. T. CLAUK. GEO. II. HKAFFOitD , General Sup't. Am't Gen. I'&ss. Ag Are acknowledged to be th jest by all who hive put thoi to a practical test. ryn ADAPTED TO a .or HARD & SOFT 'K ' ipt OE WOOD. > a BY lo B. ' Buck's Stpve Co pang SAINT LOUIS. th en PIERGY & IBIUDFORI than an BOLS AOKNT6 FOR OMAHA. ft 1 WOMUI CAN HEALTH OF WOI PATHIZEV/ITH fs THE HOPE Or WOMAN. THE RACE VEaETABLB COMPOUND. Snro Cure for nil VCniATilI WKAK NiSHiS : : , InclmllnR I.cticorrhcrn , Ir- rcfnilnr nml 1'nlnfnl Menstroatlon Innainmntlon nnit Ulccrntlnn of tlio Womb , rioo.llnf { , PKO- , I.Al'SUH UTKIU , &c. { VTlfMiinttotlictiuto , cnicacloiis anil ImmedUtc' lUclTcct. ItliMrrcathcliln | pirenoncy , und r - .rr < ruiin durlnit Ulior and nt irpuHr i ricds. ritisiru\srsKiT MDrniscninc IT mutr. Foa Ar.l.WnFKissES of the Bencrntlrc organ * cither KX , it bMComltono riinwlytlmtlioa er ; n lictoro tlio public i tuiit for all dlKraica oU > 4 EXET9 H .a the drmtut iei t < l\i \ < n tIPorW. . _ , FlmlGrent ItrlUi'Iu JU UHC. T.YDIA n.riNKu.vM'H rt.oo' ) riitincn Al cnullcato Tcnr Tn > tl < < a ut Jli.ini.'i iron ) tot Wl. t the wimotlmo will Kl'Ptni-r rmlrtrciiRth to , o tjvlrm. A > iruurroUoui In roculii na tbo ( .i4ui > ouml. tlnoth the Componnd anil 1)100111111 iCor are pr H-od at SSJ and B4 Wcetcm Avrnue , Ijnn , Maw. rico of cither , ( I , Blx bottlen for $1. T n Compound pont by mall In the form of pltln , or of lounecfon tfolpt of priw , tt i > cr box for cither. Mr * , rinlthon rely aiuiren all letters ot Inquiry. incoio3oinl : ] Bond for pamphlet , tltntlon thlil\ifrr. T.T. re Conrtlp * . on. ) llllou nfM and Torpl < llty ot Urn Lltrr. U cent * * ra-Solil br nil Drnnilnln.-TTa m FAJjLLY&HOtlS , Western Agents , Llfajctto , Indiana. HEELS FOR Itubbcr Boots and Boots and Shoes OF ALL KINDS. To Thelt ADD 50PERCT. . Wear. The center pleocs are Intorcbangeablo and re- vcnlblo. It proven ! ) the counter from running ovo- , requiring no heel stldencrs. ' [ ho Agency ( or thcoo goods In this town hat been pin trw Others canno procure hem. Call and ( xunlna a full line ot Leather and "CanJco" Rubber Boota and Shooa with the R * . vcretble Iloel , MUS. 11. PETERSON. 313m LoulavllV.Ne. OOL. L. T. FOSTER. lYonngitown , Ohio , UaylO , 1B8C , rDi. B. J. EnraiUi * Co. I had akTery r huv bla ItemhletonUn colt that Iprli d very highly , hthfcdal rf bon irp Tln on one Joint and mall on * on the otfiw which m de him Tety lame ; I had him under the charge ot two rrtw Inirr largeoni which Called to cure him. I wai one day reading the ndvertUement ol Kcndall'l Sp Tln Onro In the Chicago Express , ! determined t once to try It and got our cruggtsta her * It tend ( or It , ind they ordered three bottles ; I look all and I thomtht I would giro It a thorough trial. I used tt according to directions and UM fourth day the colt ceued to be Umo and tht lumps have dliwppeired. 1 used bat one bottls and the colt's Ilmbe arc u > Ireo ol Inmpn and M imooth M any hors * In the sUte Ho Is cntlit. ly cured. The euro wan so remarkable thai have let tire ol my neighbors haye the iuiial > tng two bolllc * who are now uslngll Very rwpectrully , L. T. FOSTKB lind lor Illnitratod ctrcnlar clvlng posltlfi proof. Filcefl. All Drnggljtn have II or can get It ( or you. Dr. JJ.J. KendnU k Co ! , Pro- prlcton. Knoibnrgb Fallt , V BY ALL DRUGGIQT8 I'of of .t hr tl ( OUlllltlFC kV ll' ftlmuiAiiti&nu 'Jit H0 | > . ( mjroctag ironi. . a * 01 ill' lia | tloni 1C youw _ ot Maul' . , old or ? -W IIK - > unit , nl7 cu H itter * . 1 hou Jl * * Of I rom nj ttm form your lK t ' oft' ' iat l''K > . ? irtlmulutlntr , beenpretea int.vti' tkc Hop oruruujrucom U - /jii ( , < lln' and IrmlfU. ot t.i ttwiui bleourv ter tomlt. .lood. : drutlenneif. linr ot ntrtt * I ux o' opianu Too will ! > tobacoo , BT ouredlfjouiue Hop Bltt r Klxl 7 < > t9. Bead tot IuWtnilU ! < ltrjr Clrcaltr , Hi It may HOISHTIM your nr en , aBATEFUL-COMFOKTIRQ. EPPS'S GQGOA. BREAKFAST. "By a thoronnh knowledge of the natural Uwl irblch govern the operation * of digestion and nutrition , and by a careful application of the Bne properties of well-olected Cocoa , Ilr. Epps haa provided oar breakful tables with delicately favored beverage which may save al many heavy doctors' bills It 1s by the JudlclotM use of such article * ol dlel that a conitltntioa may be gradually built up until strontr enough to reelit every tendency to disease. Hundred * of subtle malidlos are floating around us ready to attack wherever there Is a weak point. W may escape many a teUl shaft by keeping out * elves well fortified with pure blood and a prop * erly nourished ( rame. " Civil Bervlce Duetto. Uade simply with boiling water or milk , Sol n tins only ( l-tt > and Ib ) . labeled JAMBS BPP8 & CO. , Hommopathlo Obemlsta Rncrlnn ' " ' th8 Wfe. Time * , and Troaohoroan . JOSSQ ho only llfo authoiltod by her and which will not bo a "Wood and Thunder" story , such oa has been and will be put lishrd , but a tiua Ufa by the only parson who Id In poacsslon of tbo fact * a faithful and devoted wlfo. Truth Is more nter > cetlnijthiu flillon. A irenU should apply 01 ter * rttory at once. Go 75 cts. fur Sample book. J I ] Uhnmfaont& Co moeoiio $500 REWARD. The above reward will be paid to any person who w in produce a Paint that will equal the Pennsylvania Patent Rubber Paint , of pif mlnj 8hlnJe Wn Gravel Book. WArretlted to b t > te an Prow AI mien promptly tende perin tot th n any othcKJ lnti Omaha , Kib , * , Br IUc , Dr. BB office , Oivkha , Keb.