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2 THE DAILY BEE OMAHA TUESDAY FEBEUAEY 20
The Secret
of the universal success of
Brown's Iron Bitters is sim
ply this : It is the best Irdn
preparation ever made ; is
compounded on thoroughly
scientific , chemical anc/ /
medicinal principles , and
does just what is claimed for
it no more and no less ,
By thorough and rapid
assimilation with the blood ,
it reaches every part of the
system , healing , purifying
and strengthening. Com
mencing at the foundation
it builds up and restores lost
health in no other way can
lasting benefit be obtained.
jj Dearborn Ave.Chciga ! , Nor. 7 ,
, I have been a creit tuflcrer from
A very weak stomach , heartburn , and
dvipepila In Itl worst form. Nearly
crerythlnfc I ate gave me dlitreii ,
and I could eat but little. I have
tried everything recommended , hare
taken the prescription ! of a docen
I > hyilclansbutot no relief .until I
took Urown's Iron llittcrt. I feel
none of the old troublcii.'land'im ' k
new man. I an getting much
stronger , and feel fint-rate.1/ ! am
a railroad engineer , and naif , tnaka
my trips regularly. 1 canlnot lay
1 too much In praise of your wnnder-
fid medicine. D. C. MAC * .
BROWN'S IRON BITTERS
docs not contain whiskey
or alcohol , and will not
blacken the ccthj or cause
headache aiul constipation ! )
It will cure dyspepsfia , indi
gestion , heartburn , sleep
lessness , dizziness , nervous
debility , weakness , &c.
Vie onlr.Brown'i Iron nttten made by
Drown Cliemleal Co. , Baltimore. Crossed
red lines and trade-mark on wrapper.
BAL L'S '
DORSETS
Every Corset la warranted aatif-
tactqnr to Its wooror In every way ,
t > r the money trill bo refunded by
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in * only Oor ct pronounced by pur Iwdlnir rhy
kit InJorioun to the wearer , rnlMidoMMTiy Udlf
She 'most comfortable nod perfect flltlng CorMt * TU
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DR. WHIT TIER.
817 St. Oharloa 2t. ST. LOUIS lUCa
A REGULAR OIUDUATK ol two madlc *
oollf > K abMboeu longer enraged lu the treat
ment ot OIIUONIO , HK11VOUB. SKIN ANL
BLOOD Dlaouoo th&a utiy other phj slcUu la SI
tout * u city pipera enow nd all old recldenli
know. OoniulUtron free uid Invited. When II
li Inconvenient to vis li tbe city for treatment
medlclnii can be cent by mall or exprcii evorv
where. Curable CMM guaranteed ; where deal )
exlttn It li frankly oUtod. Call or write.
Norrom prottrntlon , Debility , Mental
and Pbyilcal WoVneM. Merouriul and
other affection * of Throat. Skin nnd ttonea ,
Blood ImpuriUtu ud Dlood l'ulaontngT
Bkln AfloottonB. Old 8ore nnd Ulcere ,
Impedimenta to Mnrrlak'e , llhenmatiun ,
t'liea. Special attention to OMCO from
over.worked brain. BUIIGIOAL OASK8
reoetvo special attention. Dlteoaea arlilny
Bom Impni'lenceT Kscoesa'i.
2GO pages the wholl
MABHA&E tory well told. Man ;
rocelntawho ; may mar
rr > * ho may notl wbjr'
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and cure. Sealed for 25c poetage or itampa.
EPPS'S GOGOi
BREAKFAST.
"By a thorough knowledge ol the natural lam
which govern the operatlonl of dleoatlou and
nutrition , and by a carelul application ol thi
One properties ol well-idectod Cocoa , III ,
Kpp * hu provided our breakful tablet with t
delicately flavored bevorige which may gave M
many heavy doctor * ' bills It It by the judlclou
nseof euch trtlcleo ol 'diet ' that a constitution
may b * gradually built up until itromr enongt'
to reilit every tendency to dUcaae. Hundred )
ol lubtlo malidlei are floating around ui teadj
to attack wherever there li a weak point. W ,
may escape many a fatal ehift by keepln ; oar
elvei well fnrtlflod with pure bkod and a ptop
erly nourished fmme. " Civil B nrlco Oatotte ,
Made ilrarly with bolllLg water or tnllk , &o )
In llat ocly ( j-lb andlb ) , labeled
JAMES UPFB & CO. ,
Homooopatblo Obemleta
n 4 itvlr iTxinrlon. Knulnn
OOL. L. T. FOSTJSa.
iToungttown , Ohio , May 10,1880.
P Dl. D. J. HrniLb * Co. I had aivery valsi
ble QambletonUu cell thtt I prliod very hljhl )
be h&d a largo bone > pavlQ en one Joint and I
smtll ono on the other which made him veij
lame ; I had him under tbe charge ol two vetti
Inary turgcona which failed to cure him. I ai
one day reading the cdvertkwment ol Kendall'
Bpavtn Ctiie In the Chicago Kxpreaa.I determine
atonaototry It and cot ou/Craggtati her * li
end tor It , and they ordered three bottle * ; I tool
all acd I thought I would give it a tborongl
Iriil , I tued It ftocordlng to direction * and thi
fourth day tba colt ceued to bo lame and thi
lump * have dlaappeared. I uted but on * bottl
and the colt' * Uiacw are a * free ol lump * and ai
mootb a * any hone In th * tUt lie U enllri
ly cortd , Th * cur * wae 10 remarkable thai
tiav * lettwo cl my ntlKhbor * hare t ! >
lag two bottlci wto are now wlnill
V ry rttpecttully ,
L , . T08TER
40 ! foi IllaibaUd oUcular glvUr podtln
proof. Price IL jail Vtagfltto have it or CM
Kttlttor you. Dr. B.J. KeodaJl ft Cot , In
owjLoebwjih JWU , VI.
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OCCIDENTAL JOTTIrfGS.
COLORADO.
I'neblo will h vo a new four stack
emelter.
Tbo new posto'fllco liulldlng at Denver
will bo commence : ! In May next ,
The Colorado telephone company to ex
tending ita line from Sllmtcn to Ited
mountain.
The paper mill * at Oolden are undergoing -
going n thoroughly overhauling prepara
tory to next Bcaaoa run.
KiTha cattle bill pasted by the legislature ,
providing for damage * from railroads for
cattle killed , rms been lost , and it Is
thought It was stolon. '
The public sampling works of Black
Hawk are receiving considerable ore from
Clear Creek county. Several carloads of
ore have already been received.
J. C. Swltzcr and killed Theodora Jones
In Golden , the 12th ot this month. The
difficulty grow out of jealousy between the
two men on account of n woman.
The government telegraph line between
Gunnlson and Cantonment , built lout year ,
will be taken down and laid between Grand
Jnntlon and the White river agency.
Next spring tba Denver & Illo Grande
railroad company will uae thirty-five elec
tric llghtn to Illuminate the Grand canon ,
which will make it ono of the most attrac
tive pieces of aconery in the world.
DAKOTA.
Fomblna has three banks.
A commercial college has been opened at
Grand Forks.
A treat amount of sickness is prevailing
In McCook county ,
Madison county claims to have in ac
complished lady coraetlst.
\Yatortown stpam flouring mills are
shipping1 their flour as far west as 1'ierro.
Tyndall has A now hotel , the Carlin
house , which would be a credit to any town
In the territory.
A bald headed social club has been
formed in Dlimark , Fifty members have
already been sworn in.
There is not a town in Dakota which
present * a better field for business men and
capitalists than Ellendale.
Between three and four hundred people
were present t the ball given by the young
woman' waiters in a Fargo hotel laat week.
The Northern Pacific are talking of put
ting in a no w bridge at Fargo. The .United
State engineer sayi'tbe bridge musthave a
draw and the company do not want one.
Fifty commercial drummers spent last
Sunday at a hotel In Bloux Falls. It is
the largest number of the spoclea ever
together in a Northwestern town at ono
time.
WYOMING.
Wyoming expects to have an Immigra
tion boom in the spring.
Several largo mining transfers will soon
bo made of property in the mountains near
Laramlo.
The electric light has proven BO success.
ful In Cheyenne that additional lamps are
being put in.
Tbo plpeo of the now water works at
Cheyenne bavo been touted and the result
was satisfactory.
A [ cave has been discovered on Pale
creek , twenty mllea from Laramle City.
It Is laid to rival the Mammoth cave of
Kentucky.
James Johnson , the man who beat and
nearly killed a woman in Choyonuo last
week , hai been arrested In Buffalo county
and will bo taken back to Cheyenne.
On laat Thursday Cheyenne had ono of
its gentle breezed which carried gravel
stones along In the air like feathers. Citi
zens anchored then'solves to the telegraph
poles and held on for dear life.
MONTANA.
Miles City will soon bavo five churches.
Mlssoula county has 51,02) acres of land
npon which are improvements.
Hamilton expects to have quite a boom
In the spring when the railroad reaches
there.
{ The National Park la 05 miles long by D5
mllea wide. It contains 3,573 square rnllu
or 2,220,000 acres.
No man has been hanged at Weeksvillt
for the past six weeks , nnd the vigilantes
are accused of soldiering ,
Weeksvillo Is now known only to hia
tory. Leesbuiy is the now metropolis of
the Northern PaclUo construction.
QThe mammoth machinery of the Ana <
conda mine at Butte , which Is the largest
and Cuost In the world , tuns like clock
work ,
The Granite mountain mine at Phillips
burg Is producing handsomely , and is said
to bo ouo of the richest silver mines in
Montana.
A justice of the peace In Bui'o com
mitted suicide last week , lie had remar
ried his divorced wife , and tills at , iti \
said , led him to commit self-destruction ,
Since the cattlemen of the territory
offered heavy rewards for any onn found
stealing cattle no further depredations
have been committed ,
The vital statistics nf Montana ahow
that there were 772 births and 333 deaths
in the territory during the last year.
Nearly ten per cent of the deaths resulted
f torn violence.
The Drum Lummon mine , near Helena ,
has been sold to an Knelieh syndicate ,
which Is represented b > A. H Mallnry ,
tbo New York fish and oyster dealer. The
new company will have a cash capital of
$3,000,0011. The price paid for the mine
was 8(175,000. (
CALIFORNIA.
Two Chinamen were arrested at San
Mateo for killing a doe. Ihey will be pro-
scouted by the State Sportsmen's Associa
tion.
tion.John
John E. Carter , underground foreman
in the Idaho mine , Grass Valley , was
severely Injured by being struck with a de
scending car on laut Saturday ,
B. A. Anderson , recently arrested a1
San Franchoo for embezzling money In
Los Angeles , baa been examined in th
latter city and discharged.
Frank Smith , who was oentenced for
burglury at lledwood City laxt Saturday ,
attempted aulclde In the jail by taking
poison , lie took too much , however , ana
bo still lives to serve the state.
The Sacramento grand jury report the
affairs of the city and county as having
born extravagantly managed. Supervisors
Interested In small contracts , police black
' mailing faro banks and looseness and irreg
ularity renorallr.
At Bualun thirteen men were recently
held to answer before the superior court
for the burglary of u freight car eight as
principals and five an accemorles to the
crime. Several cans of salmon were
taken.
Two masked men made an attempt to as-
muminate Alonzo Joy , a rancher living near
Dry town , Amador county , lait week. John
McKay. Joy's ion-ln-Uw , and a herder
named Abe Jloot are under arrest on aui-
plclon of being the men who made the at
tempt.
John Moore , who Is charged with the
murder of a Frenchman In Kern county
about Decumbor 27 , has been arrested at
San Buenaventura. Moore acknowlo Jgea
the killing , but says the Frenchman shot
at him Gnt. He will be taken to Bakers ,
field for trial.
An alleged prophet in Woodland , named
Protestor Neal , agrees with Wlgglni thai
"thera will be a pre t storm in March. '
The Woodland prophet savs there will be i
heavy rainfall during the last of February
that will caute tbo Sacramento to overflow
It * banks and make large crops of wheat.
The Fresno Expositor says ; It is statet
that a contract has been Itt by the Centra
Pacific railroad people to build twenty-fin
mile * of the branch railroad from Berendi
toward the Vosemlte valley. The road
will follow ( up the ChowchUU , and thi
I dlvWon to be contracted for b to be com ;
plcto'l by May 1 , in time to ncootnmod to
the Yoecmlto travel thli seaion ,
WASHINGTON. <
August HartwIgRD , engineer In tru Port
Gamble sawmill , dropped dead while at
work In the mill 8atmd yof heart disease.
At Port Townifml Iwt Friday three
boys got hold of ome giant powder which
they threw Into the fire , and all were seri
ously injured.
At Port Townsend Saturday , three boys ,
between nine and ten years old , stole Boito
giant powder from a warehouse In town
and throw It Into n fire on the bench. The
gravel thrown up by the explosion struck
the boys In the face nnd disfigured and
bruised them considerably , while ono of
them was very badly injured ,
NEVADA.
Ex-Deputy County Olcrk Major K. K.
Otcy , of Storey county. Is a defaulter forever
over $700. He has fled.
George Volgt , a eon of Mrs , Mary Wat
son , was run over by a wagon at Wlnno-
mucca last Saturday and instantly killed.
The grand jury of Klko county hove
found indictments against the five men
who attempted to rob the overland train at
Montello recently. Two indictments were
found against each prisoner ono for as
sault with intent to rob nnd ono for assault
to kill. The court adjourned until the
10th , when it is thought the prisoners will
plead guilty.
MISCELLANEOUS.
The lower house of the Arizona legisla
ture discussed the freights and fares bill
with closed doors.
D. K , Osbom has jumped a portion of
the governor1 ! ) palace at Uanta Fe , N. M. ,
and swears he will bold it , The ground
has always been In dispute ,
Dalai Strong , of Spriogvllle , U. T. , met
with a singular death last week. On re
turning home at night he fell over a washtub -
tub , striking his abdomen heavily on the
edge of the tub , from the effects of which
be died.
At Bellerno , I , T. . on the night of Jan-
nary 27th , the dwelling of Lew Nowt6n
was deitroyed by fire. In the ruins the
charred bogy of Mr ? . Newton was found.
It is not known whether he was first mur
dered and then burned to death , and an
investigation is being held.
AN AL.LEQBD HU1IB.
Claim of the Foreman of a Soap Fac
tory at Milwaukee , Wia , to a Portion
tion of an Estate Valued at $3OOO.-
000.
MILWAUKEE , February 7 , Mayor
Stowoll received a loiter this morning
from a lady in County Monagan , Ire
land , named Margaret Irwin , aaklng
for Information regarding a man
named John Olemonta llalston , who ,
she claimed , was her oldest brother's
child , ' and who bad , according to his
own statements Rivon in letters to her
fallen heir to a fortune of about three
millions. She said ho failed to com
municate from whence the property
came , but asked her many questions
abont the family relations , which she
cheerfully gave , after which ho
dropped the correspondence. Sbo
offers a reward for any information
regarding the legacy , and asked the
mayor to write her whether any
estate was left to a man by that name
in Milwaukee , or whether such a man
lived here. She said that aho had
boob informed that Ralston came to
Milwaukee about three years ago. An
Investigation , waa at once made. The
directory was consulted and the name
of John 0. llalston was found. Ho is
foreman ot B , J , Johnson's soap and
candle works on West Water street ,
and the reporter found him at work
there shortly before noon to-day. He
Is a gentlemanly and intelligent ap
pearing man , about 45 yean of ago.
The reporter told him about the letter
received by the mayor from Mrs ,
Irwin , and ho at once admitted that
ho was the party referred to in the
letter. In answer to questions ho
said It was true that ho expected to
become , in company with the aunt
who had written to the mayor ,
the happy possessor of the
foitunu of his supposed relative ,
valued at about $3,000,000 , He said
ho had just written to his aunt , and
that she iiaud have no fonts about hia
running away with the proceeds ot the
oatato. Ho came from Buffalo about
two years PRO , and has n family to
support. Ho hoard ot the death of
this relative , SUna llalston , by the
merest accident a few years ago a
Glasgow , Scotland , paper having nd-
vertleod for the heirs , and ono of the
papers chanced to oorao into hio pos
session. Knowing that some of his
grandfather's relatives nont to Soot-
land a great many years ape , from the
North of Ireland , where his people
lived , ho was struck with the idea that
they must bo related to his family , as
no other Rjlotons lived in Scotland.
Ho therefore communicated the foot
to his nnolo , Jnmoa Ralaton , of Petra
lla , Canada , who ut once began to Investigate
vestigato , sending a man to Scotland
and Ireland to look the matter up. He
says ha is positive that the deceased
millionnalro'a father was hia great
grandfather and that In duo
couruo of tlmo the family rela
tionship will be folly established and
the property fall Into his own and his
aunt's hands. Ho denies the state
ment made by his aunt that ho did
not inform her from whence the legacy
was coming or who loft it. Mr , Ral
ston Bald ho was bora in Nowry , Ire-
loud , and came to this country about
fifteen years ngo. Ho married and
lived at various places , wherever for
tune took him , and finally came here
from Buffalo. The oatato has bean in
the courts of Glasgow for ton years ,
or ever slnco the relative dlod. The
estate , ho says , has constantly in
creased In value. His aunt is well-to-
do , having an eatato valnod at about
$20,000 , which is considered n hand
some competency by people living in
that country. Ho says ho wrote to
her ( six weeks ago , which letter aho
has not received or had not when she
wrote to the mayor. The legacy is all
real estate located in the city of Glas-
ROW.
ROW.When asked whit rotation ho waste
to the California Iltiaton ; who com
mitted suicide five yeara ago , having
got into some trouble with the direc
tors of the California bank ol San
Francisco , of which ho was caahior ,
he aaid hn was related in a distant
way , but juat how nearly ho had never
taken the trouble to look up. Ho
knew , however , that the Callfornlan
was ono of hia family. Ho expects to
hear in a short tlmo from tuo parties
in Scotland , when , if everything Is
favorable , ho will , in company with
hia family , set sail for that country.
Buoklin'a Arnica Halve ,
The BHI BALVM In the world for OuU ,
Bruises , Sores , Ulcers , bait Rhenm , Ke.
ver Sores , Tetter , Ohtpped Hands , Chtl
blains , Oorni , ana all sUn eruptions , and
potltlydr curea piles , It ls guaranteed tc
glvi tatlafaetfon > nxnoy refunded ,
Price , 26 oentt p t , ex , tot sale
Qoodmwa
UNChB KEMUS ATTEL.EPHONB.
The Old Man'd dollcltudo for Mara
John.
A < UnUG ( . ) Conitltutlon.
Ono night recently nt Uncle lie-
mnb's Miss Sally was sitting by the
iiro Rowing and singing softly to her-
nolf , the hoard the old man coma Into
the back ynrd and enter the dining-
room , where a bright fire was still
burning in the grate. Everything had
been cleared away. The cook had
qono and the homo girl had disap
peared , and the llttlo boy was asleep.
Undo Romus had many privileges in
the house of the daughter of hia old
mistress and master , and ono of these
was to warm himself by the dining
room fire whenever ho felt lonely ,
ospecinlly at night. To the lady there
was a whimsical suggestion of pathos
in everything the old negro said nnd
"Id ; nevertheless , her attitude toward
nclo Romus was ono of basiling crili-
ism and depreciation , By loaning
ack in her chair a llttlo she conld BOO
im as ho tat before the fire enjoying
ho warmth.
"I should think It was tlmo for you
bo in bed , " aho exclnlmid ,
"No'ro , tftln't , " responded Undo
lemus. "I year toll dat won ole
iks git tor bed soon , doy fooltn'a
In hurted. on goodness knows dey
'n't ' nobody hurted my foolln'a dla
ay. "
"Well , there isn't any thing in there
hat yon can pick up. I've had every-
hing put under lock and koy. "
"Yoaanm , doy is sumpln no'r in
or , too , kaso yer Mars John supper
pttin * right down yer' fo' do nor , en
'ttlo mo' hit 'ad a bin dry spang np if
hadn't a drapt in dos w'on I did. I
oar Mara John toll dat ar niggor
man w'at yon call yo' cook for ter
ave 'imsomo fried alga for sapper , on
f dezo ain't fried on dried 1 ain't
iover see none w'at is. Won Mara
bhn.como yon kin set plum in dar on
ear 'im crack urn np in his moot
ame lak , cow ohowln' fodder. Las'
> at'dy > night Mars John fetch some
istors home , en ef dish yer nigger
'man ' stay on dis hill many m6 * days ,
o nil git all his vittles cooked down
own en fetch it homo in a boaklt.
Whar Mars John now ? "
Juat then there was a call at the tol-
phone. The llttlo gong rattled away
like a houao was on fire. As the lady
ent to answer it , Undo Romus rose
rom his chair and crept on his tip
ooa to the door that opened into the
ttlng room , He heard his Miss
ally talking.
"Well , what's wanted ? Oh ! is that
on ? Well , I couldn't imagine. No
'ast asleep too long ago to talk about.
Vhy , of courtol No ! Why should I
10 frightened ! I declare , yon ought
0 bo aahamodl Romas is hero. Two
ours ! I think yon are horrid moanl
) y-by ! "
Uncle Remus .stood looking unspl
lously at the telephone after his Miss
'ally hod turned away.
"Mlas Sally , " he said presently ,
; WDZ yon talkln * tor Mara John ? "
"Certainly. Who did you suppoao
t wat ? "
"Wharbouta wnz Mara John ? "
"At his office. "
' "Way down yan on Yallerbamer
treet ? "
"Yea. "
At 'this piece of Information Uncle
Remus emitted a groan that was full of
oubt and pity and wont Into the
dining room. His Miss Sally laughed ,
and then an idea seemed to strike her.
She called him back and went again to
he telephone.
"Herb , Remtp , take this and put it
to your ear. Here , simpleton 1 It won't
hurt you. "
Undo Remus took the oar-pieco
, nd handled It as though it had been
loaded pistol. He tried to look in
it both ondc , and then he placed It at
his oar and grinned shneplohly. He
icard a thin sepulchral , but iamiliar
oleo calling out , "Hollo , Romas !
nd Ills oheopish grin gave place to an
ixpresslon ot unoaay astonishment.
"Hollo , Remua ! Hello-olio olio-
illo-o-o "
- - !
"Is dot you , Mars John ? "
"Of course tt is , you bandy-loggoa
Id villain. I have no time to bo
landing hero. What do you want1
"How In do name or God yon git in
ar , Mara John ? "
"In where ? "
"In diah yer in diah yer appler
iaa. "
1 'Oh ' , you bo fiddleatick ! What do
on want , "
"Mara John , kin yon see me , or is
> ho all dark in dar ? '
"Aro yon crozy ? Where is your
UBS Sallj J' '
"Sho In yer , hollnn on loughin' .
Mara John , how yon gwlno git out'n
"ar ? "
"Dry up. Good night. "
"Yor 'tis , Mtas Sally , " said Uncle
RemuB , after listening a moment.
"Doy 's a mighty zoonio' gwino on in
dar , en I dnnner who'er Mora John
ryin' ter scramble out , or who'or he
doa tryin' fer tor make himself com-
ortubbloindar. "
"What did ho say , Remus ? "
"He up on 'low'a dat ono un ns wnz
a vilynn , bat doy waa auch a buzzln1
gwlno on in dar dat I couldn't zactly
ketch do rights unfit. "
Uncle Romas wont back to his place
by the dining room fire , and aftot a
while began to matter and talk to him
self.
self."What's the matter now ? " his Miss
Sally asked.
"I 'uz dcs a say In' dat I know Mars
John mas' bo uuQ'un somo'rs. "
"Why ? "
"Oh , I do knows it ; knuo ef ho
ain't w'at make ho talk so wesk ? Ho
bleedz tor bo in trouble. I'm a tollln
you do Lord's trufo dat w'ilo man
talk like ho ain't' bigger don ono ei
deza yer llttlo te'enohy chany dolls. ]
boun' yea , " he continued , "ef I 'nz a
w'lto 'ornan on Maw John wuz my eli
man , I'd snatch np my bonnet en IV
natully sail 'round dish yer town two
1 fine ont w'at do matter wld 'im. I
would dat. "
The old man's Miss Sally lauuhet
until the tears porno In her oycs , and
then said :
"There's a ploco of plo on the side
board. Do get it , and hush ao much
talking. "
iV'Thsnky , mlssUs , thanky ! " exclaimed
claimed Undo Romas , ahuflllng ocrow
the room. Ho got the plo and re
turned to his choir. "DUh yor pie ,
ho continued , holding U up between
his eyoa and the fire "dish yor pi
come in fgood time , kaso Mars Johr
talk so- weak en fur off It niako m
fool right empty. I spook hebo \ we
tlmo he git home , en ef he , 'cz ter gi
holt wr di h yer * pU , hit moot uk
'la have bad dr MM. "
la few pMHMBta the pie bd dl *
nppoarod , * and when hia Mlsi S.Uly
looked nt him a little later , ho wns
font asleep.
The Hartford Alminno nnd Oooh
Booh
mailed f reo on application to the R'im-
ford Chemical Works , Provldouco ,
R. I.
A Toxaa Offlce Hooker.
Ckilvciton Kerfs.
A Galveoton millionaire was asked
by a delegation of hia friends if ho
would not allow his uamo to bo tued
in coinoctlon with the United Status
Bonatorahip. Ho replied that ho had
never meddled with politics before ,
but just now ho had made up hia mind
to apply for a poaition other than the
sonatorship ,
"Ah ! I auppooo yon want to go on
the supreme bronchi" raid ono of the
committoo.
"Tho heavy property owner shook
his head. "
"Perhaps Arthur la goinp to glvo
yon a place in his cabinet ? "
"No , you haven't gaessod it jot. "
"Foreign mlealonl"
"Gentlemen , I'll bo candid with
you. For years I've bson trying to
got the city authorities to IIKVO the
slop barrel at my back gate emptied ,
so I have.applied to the city council
for the position of driver of a scaven
ger cart.
Woman'ai True JPrlend.
A friend In need IB a friend indeed. Thin
none can deny , especially when assistance Is
rendered when ono is sorely afflicted with ,
disease , more particularly those com
plaints and weaknesses go common to our
female population. Every woman should
know that Electric Bitters are woman's
true friend , and will positively restore bar
to health ; oven 'when' all other remedies
fall. A single trial always proves our AS-
sertloni They are pleasant to the taste ,
Bud only cost fifty centa a bottle. Sold by
0. F. Goodm&n. tj
All's Well that Ends Well
Texas Sittings.
An Austin clerk took in a bad $10
bill , and his employer , who i in a very
severe man , threatened to deduct it
from his wages .unless . he shoved it off
on some othtr ctutomor. Ho said
that he did not intend that the firm
should lose it. Next morning when
the proprietor came down the clerk
mot him with a beaming smile , and
said : "Hurrah ! I shoved that bill
off or. a fellow. The firm won't lose a
cent. " "On whom did yon palm it
on ? " "I throw dice , on account of
the firm , with a member of the loglahv
tnro for it , and wo lost. "
free of Cost. -
All persons wishing to test the merits of
great remedy one that will positively
ure Consumption , Coughs , Colds , Asth
ma. Bronchitis , or any ailection of throat
nd lungs are requested to call at
' . F. Goodman's Drug Store and get a
rial bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery
or Consumption , FREE OF COST , which will
low you what a regular dollar-size bottle
will do
A HlDRular Coincidence.
cxas Sidings
An Austin yonth has been paying
s addresses to a young lady , under
tie Impression that ( the was wealthy ,
'inally ahe told him promptly that
tie bank had failed , and that ahe was
lennllcBS , after' which his attentions
lackenod np. A few days ago she
aid to him : "Dear George , It seems
o me that since you found out I am
inly a poor girl you have ceased to
eve me. " "You don't say so ! " re
olned the candid yonth ; "do yon
enow that , the very same idea has
jccnrred to me ? ' '
Durkoo's Salad Dressing , a ready ,
made , rich and delicious dressing for
11 salads of moat , fish or vegetables.
Cheaper and infinitely hotter than
' ome-mado. No rauco equal to it.
HICAGO ,
PEORI
ST.-LOU IS ,
MILWAUKEE.
DETROIT , NIAGARA FALLS-
NEWYORK.BOSTON ,
And ll Polut * EaatandBouth-Cmt.
THKUNECOMPR18K8
Nculy l.OCO mlloa. Solid Smooth Steel Track
U connection * are made In UNION DtPOTO
hai a National UepnUtlon a * being thi
real Through Oar Line , and la unlvcrtallj
needed to bo the FINEOT EQUIPPED Rail
ad In the world lor nil claneoa ol travel.
Try It and you will Qud traveling a loxuii
Initead ol a discomfort.
Through Ticket * via rhu Celebrated Line
ta e at all office * In the Wool ,
All Information about KMot o Fire , SleepU. ,
Car Accommodations , Time Table ] , &c. , will bf
cheerfully given by applylnlng to
Id Vlce-Prea't A Qen. UanagerChlcago
PEROIVAL LOWELL ,
Oen. PoMorwer Agt. Chlcijc
W. J. DAVtKPOUT ,
Uen. Agent , Conncll Bluff * .
n. V. DUELL , Ticket | Agl. Ooi
iniuo-ed.lv
EUROPEAN HOTEL ,
Thtuioi centrally located hotel la ths cltj
Boom Cr 11.00 ,11,50 nd f 1.00 per d y.
Y . 't 9 RwUurunt connected wU th
bow
HURST. .
- - Prop.
V fourth md iJ-'v Streets.
THCO.
llewarfled ,
OK ,
The Story of the Sowing Machine *
& tundrome Ultl * p cKhel. ! lluo'ind gtl
tor * with nomeroui engtavln i , wlllb |
GIVEN AWAY
ta nv auoll perton caUug lor II , at anr brauet
PI rao-oflce ol The Singer Manulaclnnng Com-
paay , or will b * Mnl tjy mall , pojl paid , li
nav penon living at dlnanee from-oar offlei
m Siuger MwalMtulig.Ow , , ,
DIBot , J34 Unlo. * qi
fORK
.t combination of J'ro.
toxttle of Iron , JVriifloit
Jiarl : nniU'hoajihorttfin
a jxtlalabte form , for
Jfebllltu. IMS * of Amie-
tUcl'rontratlonof thai
I'oiecra it la indltitetaa-
ble.
REV.A.I. UOUB3 Writes : ble.UK V. J. It. TOWNEB ,
After n thorough trial of the .3. . :
IRON TONIO , I take pleasure ' 'I nays consider It
" been
In stating" that I have
KroaCl , 'ccnofUed by its a moat excellent remedy for
nso. ministers and Pub- the debilitated vital forces.
lie Speakers will find It
of the crreatest value
where a Tonlo is nccea-
Bary. I recommona It
as a reliable remedial
ORfat , possessing un-
aonbtou nutritive and
restorative loulnitlt , A > , properties. , Oct. t , 1S82.
FZZPABZDBZ IES DR. HARTER MEDICINE CO. , 813IT. UAW CT. ( CT , L07IO.
O.
DETJGS , PAINTS , OILS ,
Window and Plate Glass.
3TAnyouo c&ntcmpUtl.iK liulldln itorebank. or r.oy ether On * will find It lo the
intake to corrcti end with ui before pnrchatlng tholr Plate OIaa.
O. F , GOODMAN ,
OMAHA HE8.
STEELE , JJHNSON & CO. ,
atwr vofdi '
AND JOBBERS IN
rlour , Salt , Sugars , Canned Coodsr and' '
All Grocers' Supplies.
A Full Line of the Best Brands of
' MAIDFACTUBliD TOBAOflO ,
wants for BENWOQD HAILS AND LAPLIH & RAND POWDER CO.
-DEALERS IN-
iTMLL'S SAFE
Fire and Burglar r
1020 Farnham Street ,
V PERFECTION
HEATING'AND BAKING
la only attained by using
, Stoves and Kanges.
WITH
WIRE BAUZE OVER DOORS ,
For oalo by
ft WERS & SONS
JOBBER OF
_ A _ T - „ „ iin.1JL. " . . ifrrlL1 ? "HI . . "F _ _ ? ,
AND
I
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Lath , Shingles , Pickets ,
8ASB , DOORS , BLiHOS , OlD QS , WE ,
rreTAtx AOKNJ roB MILWAUKKK CUUXKT OOUVANZI
Near Union .Pacific Deoot , - OMAHA
Sinplo Breeoh Loading Shot Gnus , 'from ' S5 to $18 ,
Double Breach Loading Shot Guns , from 818 to 375 ,
Muzzle Loading Shot Guns , From SB to S25B
Fishing Tackei , Base Balls and all kinds of Fanoy Goods , .
Full Sfcook of Show Oases Always on hand ,
Imported and ; Key' West Cigars a large line o
Meerschaum and Wood Pipes > xand everything re
quired in a- first class Cigar , Tobacco and Notion
Store. 'Cigar * from $15 per 1,000 upwards , Sender
or Price List and Samples