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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 10, 1883)
5 THE DAILY BEE--OM.AHA SATURDAY , FEBRUARY 10 TOHTRY OP THE TIMES , An Excellent Roaeon , I. With never a wort ! she parsed meby , With never n look or ilgn ; She illently went her w y , and I Ai silently went on mine. II. Noons could h ve dretmed who saw her faCf , A § wafo coldly met , That her heart was touched by the faintest trace , Of memory or regret. III. Nor do I thlr.lt that one npirt , Who witoho I my trtnqull brow , Would have guested lnt the memory stirred uiy heart 01 a falthles ; , broken vow. IV. And they needn't hive guessed or won dered , you fee , For thin was the reason why I didn't know her , and the didn't know me , And to she pasted mo by. Walter Learned. Impfovleatton. I. The roae of your cheek Is preclon- ; Yonr eye * are warmer than mine ; Ynu catch men a fou'/i In the moihri Of curl * that ripple and shine But , ahl not mine. II. Yonr lips are a sweet pension ; * Your boaom ft rleeptng ten : Your voice , with Its fend evasion , Ii a call and n chirm to u-e ; But I am free ! III. At the white moon lifts the wateri , Yuu lift th * pasaions and lead ; Ai a chicftalneii proud with slaughter ? , You laille on the hearts that bleed ; But I take bcedl Bayard Taylor. Tba LUtla Dan and Pool. Like a bar of the beaten cold I gleam in the tummtr nun ; I am little , I know , but I think I can throw A man that will weigh a ton , I i nd out no challenges bold , I blow me no vaunting horn , Bnt foollth In he who treadetb on me ; He'll wl h he had never be in born , Like the fljwers of the Beld vain man Booth forth at the break of day , But when he shall feel my grip on hit heel Like the ttubhlo he fudetli away ; For I lift hi it high up ID the air , With his hceU wooro bin head ought to br ; With a down-coming crash he maketh hla mu'li , And I knuw he's clear gone npon mo. I am scorned by the man who buy * me ; I am uiodcHt , and quiet , and meek ; Though my taUnta are few , vet ttio work that I do. Has oft mnuo the collar -door crjiVi I'm a blood red ropublioin born , I b j > iu un 4 wsir n crown I would bring It ) pride down , If it act IIB proud heel upon in ? . HONEY B'UK ItiE Baihes are still In high vo ue for old nnd young. The late Mrs. McGraw Vleke. of Ithaca , N. Y , , left a fortune ( , f 81,030,000. The real glove ( ipht occurs when a wr- man tiles to put n Nc. G glove on n No , 7 band. A prlncosio back with waist and train In one continuous piece In proftnoJ for volvoi dromes. r\White ottoman silk acd white minis'vi II ing make a lovely combination for brldet maid'die'sen , White Brittany lace and pale pink roaei re beojmiutf trlmuiloga for drrk greer velvet bonnets. Fluth linings find greater favor than fui lining * th it fjtljjuu the wearer by tbeii RV weight. Woven Irl turning j of white down arc preferred to fur urVheuille for trimming ojwa clonks , "Long. cpR-shaped buttons with circles ol black paw tintnterlecord aio the ttltmulugi for cloth rtdlnioteii. ( > Velvet disk * embrol Icred with chenille trim dresses of dark camel'd hair , cashmere and Amazon cloth. Shell shaped frill * of lace In two nrraw traps across the , thuukUrs take the place of sleeves In low comgei. Gold Devonshire lace Is icen upon lin portel white opera haU. trimmed also will white ostrich tl , i powdered with gold. Orlmped frilli of tinted crane let agalnsl tandli'g ' , llghtly-Katherecl lullhs of Orien tal lace , are wotn Intlda the neck am Je.e yea of evening dresses , The mist f.nhlon blt ) Velvet bonnets an mall capotoj with pullad brim , lined wltl cream tinted ruha and trimmed wltl rosottea of ribbon ends cut out In ihar | notches. Chnlllfl and silk piping cords plait * together to Imitate twigi are Ushlonabl for small bonnets. A oluitorof pompon in many colors like a bouquet la the trim mlng. mlng.A A cunningly ihaped little poke bonnet I a novel deaign for breast-pin * . It is m def of tinted Kold , and blue or red tnawel I arranged like a ribbon around the mluli tura crown. Emily Melvillr , the nomla opera lingei Is the wife of a Ban Francisco tuerohau nimtd Dudley. She bat eloped with tenur turned Ca-em and the merchant hi got a divorce , h Faj eminterlo cords with tinselled end define the wn t > t and drape the front t Watteau dresses. The box pleat of tr back is very wide and is m lo of brocm : on satin dre < se . . The long , Eupltib fatigue coat , made i plaids or checks in indisllbct abides i color , with Ouilok cape * nlged with dai Uk cording , will bj tuora fashionable tin the ulster tbls sprtug. A lavlug wlfr , whosi hmbind decllni to tuke her to a noted restaurant btcui the | ISM wai dicrrputab'.e , wants tokuii why be brought home the rettauant's na kins about race a w < k. "I that asVel the * tnoujhr hlgh-br young lady , nh i wai writing a letter I an Ignorant lervtntglrl. "Only one thi m > rf , in Us Juituud : ' ' 1'leue exjuteb pelliu' and writlu' . " Deep linen collars and cults are we Again , with Indoor dreads of plain en mere Smaller linen collars are work upon the edge , and the o itntrs are tun : down over a plain ted or amber silk tie. Sleeves have almost disappeared fr the waists of evening drea.es , but the ar are covero I by kid cloves that are near ! yard long and that reach from ahouldeit wrists. The gloves match the dresj color. * A large rosette or bow of 'velvet rlhb with a iqnare or borne-shoe buckle Btriu-e pe.jbles , is worn on the left ildi the dresH jntt telow tie wai > t. Crus strawberry , ceilse , scarlet and gar shades are worn with black natln dresi "Doe * your Helen temlnd YOU of He of Tro ) ? ' * she axkud Hweotly , s the i springs HUtened under a pressure of pounds , "No , not precitel ) ; you retu me more of Helen AvoiHupoU , " w.s acaly reply , Iioul villa Sunday Argus , They are now felling A story abonl Chicago eld who Intlited on throwing tboe after a newly-married couple. ' carriage is a total wreck , a doctor has bride aud the hnne under treatment , large number of men are seatchlng rninii for the groom , Grown plecei for ornsments have ta th place of the gilt sixpence which I become common , and George and the Dragon are now doing duty an A necklace theie | ie-eibelng firmly linked together hy tlDychalns-thn reverse M < le of gl.t , the obverte tideoi hlghly.cnlured enamel. Fancy Jewelry ia 'till In the ascendency , ImlUtion diamonds are now so perfect tlitt the real are onltr at * dlicotmt , for no on ? gets credit ol having the real ; aid ladles of unknown waalth support the rnoo < rton a without fear of lota or theft cnntdouithal no one can detect the difference , D rk red velvet dre es are very fash , ionablo thia rpft'on , Pink natln faclnp * and black laca II mriccs trim the wa st aud skirt ImncUoiney lied silk mii-llrt In [ olds and gatheru i pnlf < inrmn the neck nd uleeveii of Home of the e ires en and otli' era have a wlrtfl collar uf garnets beadi. No 111 ID R will rnako a woman more then ughly rnad than to wear fifty-dollar hope to a b ll , get her drcua caught up on chalrc , und luvo lota of Rlrnllnr nicldcntH , and then find wtii-n fbe couieto i-o home that fhe linn < l ncul ul ! tht ) t\e Ing with nld woolen Irgxluga on , luvltR fo gotten to remove them. lleada of 1/mnxes enainol mounted In silver telling are tin lateat French fancy fur brooches , wbetowllh the f sblonblr young ltdy fft'tens i or large brluht.hutd Bjp y'Ucrchlel of llk which phe arrange * ovtr her daln y ihtiulJern atd knots In front low on tb c > n > it/n after the manner of these nomadlo maidens , Flower guriltures upon full evening drots no longer in tchin hu9 thodrors with which they are wotn ; Htiibing contr tare - are aimed at , tnl the more militant and markid , the iniro fashionable. Lirgn ictrlotpopplrs and foliage , In long gailini s , shaded Hafnium hlojjoim or blight rei pjuee anatb bloomf , masse i with large lea roton , are set In ilch contrant agnlntt black dlaplunout fabrics with fine ellect A daughter of thn duke of Argyll Is to marry Mr. Bullle H mllt n , the inventor uf a musical Instrument. The legislature of Kentucky has pro vldccl tbliteen grounHa for dlvoica. The legislature Lf Kentucky 1 , nearly equal to one woman. Bllas Card wai married the other dar and uu his wed llu < notloa w ret&e wordi "No oarda " But be ducsu'c knuw what might happen. A Boston young lady of wealth one position ho astunltbeJ "society" by cut ting and making her * wo weddm < dreus. dim also lotsaded to mtke bur uwn wed ding oair , bat thy boid of health Inter- fered. Toe llev. Howard S. Clapp , of Wethers. field , Uirm , wad warned at Trinity churub , Lyme Hock , ( Junn. , laal Tuesday , to A1I"H Lucy Beach ll.ruutu , n duuxlitoi of ex.Unitou at-tai Sjn tor Willlaui II. barnum. * Just lioforo the death of Col , J. M. Bill , nt Oecatur , he irillcd hla dau htir , Allna UtorgU , to his bedgfde and iwntid t > nee bur married. The oereiuony was per formed , ttio groom btlug L W liurum who U the rector uf Be. Muik' U .l copu church nt Cluvulotd , O , Cut. Bull kf A young marritj couple , wishing to ohimgo tiime of thtjr duplloito weldlux gifts , took n pleou of nitvor to the we I Mn JSfll Hm whose named adorned the box , . , , /f .r11 'or Jtl vuluo lu s methlng tlw , - them that thouttlolo was u. lv l'l. probably c uie from tha dollar b.rtre' it ) ay wore often oillo t u , > on to Bolt boxoJ lor | uet uch purpose , and that th re wtw no rodrem. At n recent faihlonaMa llusllsh wedding - ding there wt roue veil brldeHuiaiili ) , The nrst live yuung Indies' wora drrs'oi ol coril-o ilored Mirsli trlmtntd with ere no laoo , with Bailors' huts to match Thtj each cnrrltd a Brui'uU IILO f n with moil' ontim , the gift uf the bfldogrnum , The lust two weicdro no < l iu white euriih , with sailorn' hata to mntih , and each wore i gold br'ochtivo ( IjullocUi' bonds jokeo preconted by the bri lgoc > m , The firet JowUh marrU fe which ha : tikon place In Ma'lrld Hfnco th ) expu'siot ' of the , lew4 from Spain twn conturlei it wan celebrated u lew days ulnco , Thi bride , who w a weda > d to lior tirnt tousln la diUihter 1 1 Mr. Jonuit , n foreign mei chant iocg esta iliuhtd iu the Bp mlih o.ip Ittl , Mora than fifty pornonn Incluilii ) mtmheis uf the very best to loly In Mul rid , wo'u present at tlio cere ouy , am lUbbl Ueruibn Balzsdo traveled rxpro'slj from Franco to celebrate the uintiljge , A small fenaitlou ooourred on Big Sklr Creek , In Lewis county , about ten duyi ngo. Them was to b vo been wed Hug ThoRuest' ' ) semi forty In number , had as eembl'd ; the brHo WAS drea-od , aid al were in waiting for the minister , who wa , not 200 yards from the houw , when thi lady all at unco change 1 her mind and thi nffalr was indefinitely pwtpucd. Thi wou'd-ho groom was a tfeutlomin well'tc d'i in fie world , HUI ! the lady gives n < cauio lor bir atrango pr toedure , MU3IOA.L AN 3 DRA.MA. TIC A new opera by Botto'ini will be short ! produced at Naples. The Illuitrbui oornotlst Lev ! is abont t return to thU country. l > Mine. Modjiki it under engagement t play In San Francisco in May. Mrs , Langtr > 's contract with Mtnagi 'Abbey expires on the lit of May. "Kdgewood F.ilkn'1 ban been recoi itructed by Mr. S > l Smith Russell. A new mass by Ponchlelll has been pe formed with BUCCMB at Unr ano. Toe expenses of thn lioiton Idesl Ope : company uru nearly (4,000 a work. Mr. J , II. Stodilrt will slurtly begin starring tour In "The'Long Strike. " | The Str dlvarlui lately purchased t ' * Mr. Will K. Newell cmt 12,00) mark * . LS Mtis Florence St. John , the prrsc London favorite , will come to this count : next fall , Most likely Lytton Siilhern will core o this country alone , as his sister Ev erioutly ill , Iti \ d nled that Miss Minnie Ilauk h accepted an tugigetuont for Maplenoi ptlng tetson. O tiaodV "t'auit" IIM lately Jteen pi lucfd In KnsiUii , with preat success , he National opera ol St. Petersburg. Mr. Joseph lUwortb , now cf Mr. \ Cullough'd company , has been offered t oltl unf leading support to Mine , Me wka next sot sin. WhileChwlM U. Thnrnn. jr. , is In ve ed , tl-health , Mi father , "Old Oha-loy , " 1 or old-time theatiicnl man , now reaching n toward eighty years , Is around amon"I ad boys. " M. IS Levitt has concluded arran rront * with Ohailes Wyndham to appi h with his romptny at the llueli Street th id trr , San Francitoo , on the 11.h of MJ iw for four weeks , PUnijuettc , the author of "Lei Clrc ! om de Coruevtlle , " 1 writing three new opv all of which are t > Iwi produced In L jnd ya One linrevialonot "GIllettoiloNavonrj 11 aud another U on the tubject of ' 7 11In G wynne. " . P-rli ha > 2,220,010 Inhabitant- tl ono trt ! , 'J clrcti'rs aud G tnuslo h tils , Vlei o has 1,104 OCO Inhabitants , 7 thoi r p. 1 JO cus and 0 muelo lullr. lierlln. u Ith 1 3 000 inh hltant . has 13 theotrea , 1 cli net and S muilo h llf. oi , It i said that a n w Trench tenor ilen been discovered , lie sintr f > r the I time in ptilil | < i at a midnight nius of 100 ind Ktfll e du la Trlnlte , where he electii tht ) oongrri ; itlon with the power tteV SAtetnesn f bU Voice ' V t , lilt name Is . rece Foreau , t a After llerlln , Mr. JJlwIn Booth her 1'he visit Ookgno , Hremen , Lelptlfr , Hano und VIenub. Some one advlatd him t < elude Drtsden In hit Hit became there and yo Am rlcan * theie many ; whereupon the replied ! "If my object WM to appear fore American ! I might have rernalnei ken America , " The ulan of acting in Hi lave was first sngKesUd to him by the fan German actor Dawlfon In 1800 , when be repeatedly appeared In New York with Booth In the same play , Nellie Hizslttne. the St. Tx > uli beauty whob amn note ! through a fi < ht brcught m by flittatlrn with an actor several jesrs ago , and by a rf port that she was engaged Ki San u l J. 1 Hden , hss gnne on the ttnge. dhe Is tow MM. Paratnore , having ii.arrled the man who undertook to whip the actor , Hnnauer Stetson say * that the ' OarM- can Brotbn a" revival at his Booth's thea- ; rr. New York , hai l-cen the gnndtst mows of the peilod Ho will on Febru ary lUth transfer the play and all Us p lUtteiiBncoi to the Onettant Street opera n uii > , where Managers /\a \ merman & S'ixou are now arranging for it * produc tion. tion.What huve nnr stars over done tn Man- . . .CT Dauitl Krubmtu , nf the Madl in Square thoatdt A deep-laid plan to lit * Itiete their rnnkn h i * onmo to lUht through the rnic > ifiuiut | { < f Adn Dya % Alice Dun * nltig hlnKA'ii and Joseph \\teelock ; mid now U U lieu Magitiley whom the tlrehsi Mr , Frohman his winged for ne-xt te t u The new American prim * douna , Mits MlUii Noidlot , m do her anpear ncj ait Ophelia in "Hamlet" nt the Orani oper , 1'arlithe other ulrfht , French c Hies cmipainof her strut K American accent and Mlghtly guttural voice ; ou the oth r hand , they admit that her fcrms nnd htmlsare abovn rrpwach , and that her eye . teeth and { mile ate not unlntereet- log. " The Limlon Crystal Palace company bus axiuintd mtlio control of thi Handel festl- vul In June xixt , whoo the chorui will in. elude 3fOO , vuicm nnd the orchestra will comdnt of about 425 i Icked players , ltd by M , Hlnton , Including a strong fcrce of out 02 first vlollni * , 81 Kond vijllns f > 8 vinUs , f)8 'celloi i.id itbout 50 double basaes , the wind titlag , M usual , doubled , and iu somu Initatice-i trebled. Tee f. "tl- val will ho conducted by Sir .Michael Coata , the veteran , who has dirco'ed theao celebration ! ever unce they were first or ganised. Mm * . Nlltson tells a Cincinnati reportr that she probably will maks her home In New York. "I have really nothing to bind me to th * other side if tha water , " be ssld. "I , as vnn know , cum ? fr m a peasant fitnlly. I sin proud of It. My lather and mother , who were bwediih peasant * , are botrtdead. I * m the young' out of u family of reven children. Well , ihy brother and > liters are "till alive. They am yet pa antp , fond of their frr life and wl I never change. I cin under stand thnm , lat with tha chang * that has taken place in ma by ednatkn , mu > lotlly and o herwl r , and by my aaxoclatlon in th world , they can not uoderktaud me , " HDDOATIONaij NOTES. BUliop McQu td ban written nu nrtlclo for Thn IKstou Juurnnl oi B liicatiim on thu putillo * .oli' > ol Hygiem of tb- United HtAto-i , luwhhU bu vigonmily coodei'iuatt , Glrt'-n Callese , the vlrU'oilleiru at Cam. bridge Uulver it > In Kn Und , in about Ube bo eularKed , atd thu plan * for the uew bull'llogn have been rtlreaily ( halted mj Binniltted tu the proper nuthotitlu . Ia KoKUnd a "L' , ) cier's ! lylticatlor Loan Hocletj" hni benri In Kucctfefi : ! 'ico < rntinn fur ton yearn. Itn ol > ] < j t ii to w\\ \ \ ry limn < . without intiru t , prouiMi f.iumle tudentn who , from w.Mit of mojn , are unable to cuny on their Htudlen , . Thu State University c f Oh'n ' haa npenoi ! forthn winter term with 25) itudtntr , TnurolD quitH nn fxcltnnont amanK tht 4ud.cu.ta over the introduction of clmpe ! cierclrtth' " tb ualvernity , this beln o mio thing tu whlcli iticy nre entirely uuaccn Prof , Iluxlfly hv "bcofl Appointed fill Robert Itedo'a lecturer lit P until irlpa durini { the prontnt fear The reaident electors to the profodaurdhlpa ol kntttomy and ph > Hlo ! < vy. The Oonntctlcu. ntnto nnriml tchool nl Nevr BJitiiiu will bnrendy for occupancy it : My. Thu Bite ro'ectpd h ou high B ramon - on J con uitttulR an fxtunmvo view whi'o ' ll In Chftlly sccesslhlo ( rum thu couter < if tht place. Tba building IK h pri joctlon nt the corner nnd U 1'2C feel Inug , H5 feet wldu nnd thrri ituriei high , with u Intvu title nnd will linlthed roumi In the tower , which la 101 foot ldtb. ; Trent lent Kllot , of Harvjid Univaralty , Ijollttvcs in college athletic ? . "Altny p > epic pic , " bu mtyi , "take It for granted tint ih > BtudentH who are conBicuun | in atb' etii iports nre otpableof nu him ; bet r , am stand , as a rule Rt th'i butte , 0 { tne coi lego r&nk llAto. Thin in hy en moans thi o se. Ofthaelghty lottrdtffirout ktudetit who were members the university crrw ba n hall dluq or 'foot bull cloven from 187 to 1P83 , ov ; a qunrtur stood above th Ini lulu ot their rvupective rlaiee * , and th uvet'o BtAnding of the whole number wa represented by seventy-two in a tupnoue chea o ( 100. The report of the superintendent f Bchooli f > r New Jerier "bows that 2 , " normal nohool graduate ! nro teachiug I tun tohools i f the state , nn Increase of Sever over lant year ; and that 13G uniler-gnidt atea are teaching , a ileciei e of 2 , Tt total number of teachers furnished by tb normal school IB 395 , which oonatltnl about 11 per cent of too entire number I Iheotate. There are 1,577 school bulli | UK in the Btato , of which the latter owi all but Gl , The number erected duric the year was 34 Among tlu lalliln * BHi 01 that are valued between 810 , OCO ni 9UO,000 nHch. Forty-three are valued b c een 82J.OCO and S40.C03 each , and ! ira valuett Above $ 10 , UOi ) each , nccordit to the cenius , as uiveu ab > ve , the Incro * r in nitvndnnce during 1852 ij 8,2.6 ov 1881 , The totol enrnllont in ttie puhl nchioli la now 2'U ) 5'JG , the average atteu ance b lug liy S'J Amimg the rlMi generation in the state tb ro lire 89,2Mwl ; attend no school. RELIGIOUS. There are 302 Proteitant tchools SyrU On an av nge in Swititrlnnd not mo thau one In teu guei to cuurcb , The now primate o ( England , Dr. I3t BOD , ii to bu enthroned at Cdiiterbu roat April 9. at St. I'aul , Minn , hiui just organise I fourth Congregational church and M neapolii its tlxth , he T.klo. . Japan , has Its Twelfth Prest terlan church. Toe Presbytery ls aim mtdeupof uatlve minis.ers. In Toronto , Canada , on a recent Sund : ha evening forly-aeven pMtorn nf ttitftreut i on tuimluatious t'xchaugfd pulpits. Geu. lioutb , the leader of the Salvati army , it authority for the statement tl ( re- ( GOu.OOO are annually contributed for t aar tuluing that organisation , pa- The German Lutheran Almanac gl the following statistics of the denomi tlnu ; OonKregatlons. 0.130 ; 'minsters , hes 429 ; communicant' , 785,787. At the cloienf the year 18S2tbechurc ' * * , of the United Brethren , iu Dakota , enrol on a membership of 414 , a number vrh fin bboned deer ewe of 2f > during theyeat The Presbvterlana orgau'red ml.iH church In Klo Jantiro In 1S02 , and t tea. have thirty-two churches iu the cuip ana with a total of 1,720 members , mos clr- them converts from KotnauUm , 00- The founder of the Kotuan Catb 00cua order of the Sisters of Mercy in the Uul Statiyt , Mother Frances Ward Xavier , t tha holy vows of the profession In Ii has The fiftieth annlvertltv of that event Bret ] n > t been celebrated at Mar cheater , N. the where she is tbetuperior of a convent. fiect Within the last of year women the I and ted States , according to an exchange , b given tha magnificent lupt of six hunt thousand dollars for thasprvadof thei will pel iu heathen laudil Of this amount ver , PrtsbyterlMiH iave nearly ? 2 < MC00 ; lUptlnts , 915C.OOO ; the Congregatlonall are $130,000 ; the Northern Methodittf , 81 i he 000 , and the women of the Me the be. Church Sonth , $25,110 , An ezatnlna i In of the reports of thott deuominat irlla show that many of tbclr large woi 10U1 aie made np of small contribution * . PEPPERMINT DROPS. It it tha father of twins who knows what it is to be np all night with the boys , Now It tbi time to get up a corner on oo ) , The corner should be In the parlor grate.New. . And now coffins are sold on tha Instill- mint plan. Hie next thing In this line will be "misfit caskets a specialty. " One of the lenders cf the Delaware tent - t < is Or. Muatnrtl. lie draws well aud Is reckoned a very email man , The Cincinnati Ume'.te ha * n depart. ment headed , "What U Going On in So ciety. " Perliaus it is ( taint and powdir. Trie matt who bragged nil tummer about hii heluK n gxiil rkatur his dropied | that subject since there { 9 is" , nn'i Isuow bo/st- lug urn' hah a " , j < , ip Jae to owiul , " The hllarinu * geotlemeu wbo are now nvellDR hbi.ut the t tte , ai o n it lulnstrel aulnpiuiia , or detft.hmeutu of the Stlva- tljii Army. Th-yaro simply leglilativt committees , Itii against the law to have fan with a iuy In New Jersey , A blacksmith anked k little chap to pick up a h > l hurrethoe f jr ilin , nnd the Ind'n bllaenfilt A groit dc l cooler who j thu jury gno him SiOO djiu- te te"Do "Do you beliive in woman's rl > ; htb ? ' be dcinanddJ , jabbinir him in the ribs with her umbrolla. "Yc * , " ho r'tilled , hu moved to a nafe dUtauce. "I believe In Wniuan's faneral rite * " Hooheater i'ost'Kiprtss , Wo ate told that the fa hion of swear K i * chauKlng. Let it ? When we fill down on u coal hole and muko curtelvei ore all oyer , the guod old-ntylo profanity , th < tt will daant the obitlnacy of u mule , it good enouK'i for uu , The ftjlluwlng explains tlio dlllorenoa be tweeu "luck" and "chance : " You takes girl out to the theater aud discover that joa haven't cent in your pocket , Yuu ate of cotuir , compelled to Inflte her toan uyster saloon after the petfDrmnnce. She refuses for ' " , " but si me rensrn ; that's uok , the "chance" Is a uiUllun toino thai shu will acMpt. "Whitt on earth m kei yen annoanco that you extract teeth without pain ? Didn't I hear every patient you had up hero yeU" "You did , tir , " r-plled the peripatetic dentUt , "but the e were ihileks of | oy which they uttsred , ilrl They were so delighted , ulr , at being paiulrnly ie- llnve-i that they oould cot icitalu their en thudaam. " " Wboihe 'ieoted senator , Jim ! " said one of two beery individuals as they came to the left face with a lurch In front tf the Journal bulletin last Wednesday. "Don't know whiih teller's elected , " said the Interrogated , blinking at the bulletin board ; "but nercben'iary 1' cholou go' ' the most votes. Boston Oomtuercia liu Ittin. * A man in New York is creating quite an fxoitemtut iu certain circles by attempt Ing HID fcnt if oiling thirty brace of qual ia thirty da ; p. lie may succeed , u , the feat duusn't require uny istelluctualitvant bo dt.em't have to thnot hla own qutil \ mure ililEculc feat for the avi'Mge man would bo to purchase eixty quiil in sixty d.jf. llcanl in a hoto ! oflicet ' Ii there A firn company within block of thin hitpl ? ' "Ye * , sir. " "And a hook find ladder com patiy ueai1 "Yen , sir. " "Aud lire- wcapes on all sides of tha buildlngf "Ve , tir. " "Ami njinguhherfl nt ever ; doji1' "Yen , dr. " "And ropMiddeia in uvory npartmen'1' ' "Ye * , nlr. " "Woll If you will fjiva mil a nxm en the firs U H > r , with a window opening into a lud , I will btay all night.Philadelphia Homo amateura reooiitly got up a thcst tlcnl performano. ) called the "i aptivo Cru-ndpr. " Uus Da Smith and Koniiuiko Murphy took leading parts. Between tbtna ) lehltvlthp"59ns , MnrMir , who was IUD OuptiTo vyincador , lOKK''d Um to Inid himaqu.rtcr. " "Unn't think of it. You know well < nough that in the next act I huvo to raitu a rttUcom of iCO.GIK ) piiui- tres to pay the uuttnn before I nl 1 bu nl- lowed to return to .Irruiuleui , " "That tottlcs it , " responde I Mnrphy , gloomily. O.liters are not albtved (3 ( Oi > en ou Sunday - day in New York. "Another VanlO lV f Church , " eiyii n head line. Somebody must have started to pass nround the contributl'iu ' box. Fonrtren princes of the church J > ave died since the accesukn nf Pope irio XPH. Sin any bo wren , Lut it teems to be pretty healthy. A Now YorkUwyerlm just p M $2- ICO for a pow In one of the 'Gotham churches , A lawyer is nlvayn bound tc haverillgion , no matter wht it cost ? . Some heartlcsa wretch citigbt two cat * , tied them bythe tails , an I'flang them intc the cellar of n church. T.io residents oi the village beard tha noUe the animal : ini > do. Lut thought it was the choir re- hearsing. A man in Australia left $7,000 fni ma sea for his soul 'In purgatory , but hi exeoutcr refused'to pay the mouey to thi church until 'it was legally proved tba purgatory existed. Australian people wbi htve'taken poetry tonewspaperotiio s wll now bltve a clmnoi t-i testify. "I I6vo to'trovel on ap i , " M ayouni man at breaklast table. "I feel as thotirfl I were proprietor of the road , " "I don't said a witty lady from Ujaton ; "I wouli not go to I eaven on a pass , " " There U n danger of your getting one , " was the r ply , "You are A Unitarian , and enl ; Calvinlsts get passes. " "Well , anyway this is ceitain , " retorted the lady , "if shall all bo deadhead * before wo ge there. " The First Presbyterian church In Men phis , Tcnn. , wan burned last Sunday ever ing , the lire Lreakirgcut let ween the eel ing And the roof , just after the ovenln servlo , hadcjucluied. Thouaisonaget the church wai saved. The Rev. Danie paRtir , sent his family to the h&uie of uetgbbir , but relu ed , the Appeal iay , t in have hU furuituto lemovcd , tiustlng i Ptovldence for IU sifcty. The betting I t'biogo is 7 to 4 that the furniture we ire old. old."Ob "Ob , " sld Dal y to'hor mamma , "I wi in the parlor last nUht , boblud thn sofi 'K whou the preacher o line to see sister Kuti and they did tot up too close for any thin ; its au * tha pre\cher stld'Katie , dear , I k la- you , ' and Kato said : 'Oo , oo. ' an * then tl preacher k mcd her ri bt smack In tl meutau' said : 'Dear Katie , ho v good tl Jit Lord Is tc ui poor sinners , ' an * Katie aali 'Oo , oo , ' an1 then an' then . " "Well T said her mamma , "you wicked child , yc Je. wicked cbl'd , what did you dot' "Wj mamma , I felt so good , I blursted rlgl Ion out , 'let us pray , an' yuu ought tn hve set ist 'em jump. " New Haven llegliter. us- "Conductor ! " exchluied an elderly ee tleman , looking up from the bible he hi vea bwn anxloutly poring o\rr for some ml nv uter. ' 'Ooudtt tor , I can't find anythii 3- , About this train In the soripturei. Wbe U it ! Show it to me ! " "What did yi hos exptct to fiud about lit'1 growled tha oo : le < l ductor , "Isn't there somtthing about Ich hero somewhere ! " asked tha old ma bnklni ; up Innocm.tly. "Isn't your tiir ion table here eitheiaud ho fumbled ov tow the loaves aud appijured uuzz'ed ' a'-out t Irr , thing. "Of csurhe it Isn't , " rMpoudfl'l t tut conductor. "That blblo all happen l.bCO years ago. " And we must ha olio aUrted juitbtforelt was out 1" mused t ted old gentlemen , putting the book back rxik tha rack , "Perhaps there's uometbl 5S3. nbuut it in the revised edition ; got a hu vised edition ! " But nobody laughed tha poor old conductor. They had known him u longtime and they feltaoi Jnl- for him. uve Ired One voice all over the land coca gos- the from mothers , that aaya , "My dauj the tora are ao feeble and sad , with l.tf , strength , all oat of breath and llfo 08 , . the least exertion. What can wo dl.t for them ) " The answer Is simple a Uon ions fall of hope. Ono to four weeks' i jnts I ° ' Hop Bitters will make thorn healtl rosy , sprightly , and cheerful PLAIN TRUTHS The blood is the foundation of life , it circulates through every part of the body , and unless it is pure and rich , Rood health is impossible. If dise.ii * has entered the system the enly sure and quick way to drive it out is to purify and enrich the blood. These simple facts are ycll known , and the liiqhcs * medical authorities agree tha nothing but iron will restore the blood to its natural condition ; and also that all the iron preparations hitherto made blacken the teeth , cause headache - ache , and arc otherwise injurious. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS will thor oughly nnd quickly assimilate with the blood , purifying and strengthen ing it , and thus dnve dise se _ from any part of the system , and it will not blacken the teeth , cause head ache or constipation , and is posi tively ntt injunous. Saved hit Child , 17 N. Eutnw St. , Baltimore , VI i. I' < b. ti , 1860. Cents : Upon the recommenda tion of a fn nJ I tried DROWN' * IRON BITTIRS as a tonic and r < * iterative for my daughter , when I WM thoroughly convinced wu waiting awaj with Comumption , Having lost thre daughters by the terrible diseaie , under tht cara of eminent phjnlciani , I wu loth to belleva that anything could err * t tha pragma of the oiitaM , but , I * ny great surpriw , Wore ray daugh ter hud Ukm one bottle of I' IRON DITTBRI , the began u me J and BOW U quite restored t forner health. A fifth daughter began to show tigni or Consumption , and when the phyilclan waa couultcd Ke ( luicklr said "Tonlo were re quired ; " and whan informed that the elder > Uterwa taking UIIOWH'B IROH UtrTHRS , retpondej "that fat a fd u ic , take iu" ADORAM f nvus. BROWN'S ION BITTMS effectual. } y cures Dyspepsia , Indigestion and Weakness , and renders the greatest relief and benefit to persons suffering from such wasting diseases as Con sumption , Kidney Complaint * , etc. BTAUMSllKU 1363. . " "ED. A. J. SIMPSON. LEADING CAHRTA&S FACTORY s atroit , OMAHA , 'fyottern Agents , L'.fayotto , Indiana. REVE18IBIE REVE18IBIEH FOR Hubbcr Boots aud Boo2S and Shoes OF ALL KINDS. Tha center p'eces ' sra lntorchang be ! tnd n venlble It prrven s the counUr from runuln ore , requiring no hcol etlilot tra. IheAgtncy ( or ih.iogo liln this town ha been pl&i f-nr Others eanno procure tiem. Cell and umine a full line of leather an "Canil o" Rubber IJoots anil Shoes with the 11 , , , , 1 Xllhj JK A e i i 'Wii 31 3m LouisvilleNeb MPETJiSHABLE . . , . . . q J..u * n * tm - .i''J Aeua PERFUME , CSDWOUBESsMsnsU Murray & Lanman's Best for TOILET. BATE . Mm Rewarded , OB , IUf \'lio ' Stcry of tfio Se\flDg Maohln n in A handsome 111 tit rnpkl 4 , blaifsod t < IOT * with numuotu injr ; ilnti , wlll'tu uid OTH3N AWAY la ay aaalt per BOO ulllnj lor II , si ssv brti or lOb-oClcu ol The Oiaeer UstmisctarinK Co re p ny , or irlll br rant nr nail , poit ptld , DU 137 vtnoti living a * dlitsnce from onr offlt li Do , lilt UoJnn n , ie- ieer er he ORATEPUl-COaiFORTIWO. he ed he ve 'S GOG01S in BREAKFAST. ng "By a thoroneb knowledge ol the natural ll re hlch covcin the operations ol digestion i rent natrltlon , and by a earelal application of all flno properties of wcll-sileeud Caco , ] Epps DM provided oui breakfast tables wit fry delicately flavored beverage which may save uuny bt ) vv doctors' fcllli U Ii by the Jndlcl nsecf such article * of diet that a conttltul may be gradually built up until strong ; enoi to reeiit every tendency tn Qlseue , llnndi of labile maladies are floating around us re DO to attack wherever there Ii a weak point , may eecap many a fiUl shaft by keeping c at MlTMwell fortified with pure blood and a pi do trly nourished frame. " Civil Bervice Oaiet < nd Uade simply with boiling water or milk. I la tins only ( J-lb and Ib ) , labolcd ise JAMBS EPPS It CO. , HomoBOpntblo Obemlata ciAsslly Ixjnaoa , Knslan A. romblnatlon of Pro. tojrltle of iron , JEVrurion Jiarlt ainlJL'hotpltortuin a natatable form , 2'or VrblUty , IM of Apn Ute , 1'rostratlon of mat 1'otccr * it it indltpema- ble , BK V. A. I. ilOBUS WritesSofftif PIC Q Arter ft tnorouch trial of the S rUrllr IbO IRON TONIO , I take ploaauro x THC in Btatinn ; that I toavo Vou/aT flflll Its/ n most oxcollcrrt remedy for Kia vonofitod by ItsHI Jill II _ Ministers nnd nVJJAUJJUJUL the dobllltatod vital forces. II o Speakers will find It of the greatest value where a Tonic is noccs- eory. I recommend It as n rollablo romodlal OR-ont , pooBcaainR1 un doubted nutritive and restorative properties. LoulmlU , A'jr. . , Orl. 2 , 1SS2. nSTiSID BVIEE DR. HARTER MEDICINE CO. , 13IT. UAUT CT. , CT. LQU13. o. TOSS DRUGS , PAINTS , OILS , Window and Plate Glass. CVAnyone eontiruplatlng bnlldlnjr itoisbank. or any other flnt will find It to tha tune to corrcs and with us befors purchasing their Plate QUss , G. F , GOODMAN , CMAHA - - WEB. HIE , JJHNSOK & CO. , U. . . AND JOBBERS IN Flour , Salt , Sugars , Canned Goods , and All Grocers' Supplies. A Full Line of the Best Brands of JIAES AHD MAMFACTUBED TOBACfJO. to tor BBHWOOD NAILS AUD LAPMN & EAND POWDER CO. D1SALBIIS IU i i it in Fire and Burglar 1020 Far n ham Street , PERFECTION- HEATING'AND BAKING' IB only nttKlned by using Stoves and Ranges. WITH WIRE UAUZE OVER DOORS , "For sale by , mim HOQERS & SOMS ANHEUSER-BUSCH Brewing Association , CELEBRATED KEG & BOTTLED BEER , THIS EXOELLEBT BEBR SPEAKS : IO& ITSELF , Orders from any part of the State or the Entire West will be promptly sh.ipped : All Our oids arc Made to the Standard of our Guarantee. GEORGE HENNING , Sole Agent for Omaha and the West. Office Corner 13th and Barney Streets , Omaha , Neb. D , The Original nnd Only Regular SEED HOUSE in Nebraska. ii Cl. WHOLESALE AND UtTAlL DEALERS IN N. W. dor. Uth. cs Agricultural ' , I and ; Vcgetab'e Dodge Btrettv it Forest , H er , i Oniaha , Neb. Gross , Hedge , I 01 We mike a f jwdalty of Onion Seeds , Onl n Seta , B'te ; O-as , T mothy , ? Alfalfa and Whit I Clo\er , Osage an' Honey Locust. Lealcra aid Market Gardinorj will save money by bujlte ol us IB t3T end for Ca a'ogue ' , FHEE. . On Long Time Small Payments AT MANUFACTURER'S PRICES. ind thi A , IIOSPE , JR. , 1519 Dodge , Omulia. lit h tom tM M om WILLIAM SMYDER , lot act MANUFACTOBBK.OFil adj edi BUGGIES mt Wt CARRIAGES , top j&.xflrD : 3e&c .i > vw./iL.cfrojws. lot Flrs-tllaBB Paining anfl Trimming , Eepalring Promptly Dona 1319 HnraoTilJor. 14th , Outvbn