TBE DAILY BEE OMAHA SATUBDAf. FEBKTJAKY 3 | f
; t H
POBl'BT OP THE TIMES.
Btorn Reality.
It did her lonl with Joy conrnli * .
The ere he grabbed her bj the pain ;
Bat then It didn't make her pout
To tee her father hurry out.
And that f und lover awlf .ly root
Around upon his cowhide boot
1'uck.
Ho Didn't.
"What would you do ? ' anted the fireman
prim ,
Of the acooty engineer.
Jk. * the Utter turned nnd looked at him
With a patent elf < couullug uncer ;
"What would joudo if you jumped the
track ,
With uno'.hcr train In view ,
And found you couldn't stop or back ,
Then what d'ye n'pose you'd dit"
"DM" ctlei the Booty nglneer ,
Witn a lojk of pluck < m toot ,
"You bet your thuvel I'd stay right herr ,
And vcrlnh at my po.tl"
And th'tirenun gazed wl < h mule refpect
On hit chum , anil fed the fUmr ,
An'l wondered , If the train were wrecked ,
If he would prove ai gatuo.
The enginu tore the atarleaa night
Into long , tbln ntin di of dark ,
And marktd Its heidlung , reckleia flight
With in > ny a bUzlnir aimrkj
And the eogltieir on l.lt locker perched ,
L > eked down on hU hu able friend ,
Until on A awlich the engine lurched
And caUed end o'er end I
And there In the broken , ( teaming wreck ,
The luckless fireman luy ,
With a badly dlilocHted neck
And a general lo > k of decay ,
And the piRiengeri g d up ) u the imaih ,
Where the ditch and the euifinv bumped ,
To nee the engineer all b b.
Bnt thiy didn't he bad jumped !
Drake *
Wnat 119 Toqlc
"Take back the heart thou gaveat m l"
She laid , aa through the dour
Her. father pushed the juvenile
She'd vowed to lore before ,
Be took the b * rt , and at he paused
A hat-rack In the hall.
He took , beilles , an overcoat ,
Two ' 'Deibj R" and a ahawL
Frlscy Kroddy.
Frlakjr Kreddr
Baya be'i ready
For to fight a blood r dual ;
Lovely "Lilly"
Think. It' ailly ,
Eesidei being "awful cruel. "
Fickle Freddy ,
80 nntteady ,
Yon ihould 10111 your anger tether ;
Lest aouielhurf or
Strike joatesittlrrc wit ha feather.
Ni w Yotk Commercial.
What Yer uwluetor to JJoT
When do Las' Day'd count' * ma do out ,
35ii OlnGib'el makes his about.
Den er-rlngln' en er-ilngm' trough de
trumpet in his bun' ,
Will yor top up ler ilu line ,
Chile , tor il J' uut whar j er gwlno ,
Widout ahakin' , wldout quukin' , like er
BOiid little man ?
Will yertrimple In de kneei ,
Kn feel wawer by dcvrws ,
Heart er sinklu' eytH er blinkin'In ir
c-u-u-ns neil ot wo ) ?
Will yer tiy ( o hte. k en run ,
Via hab trouble for yer Itia ,
Ackin * foolish , kicklu * mulish , on de
awful Judcmou' D * } ?
Ahl do ilebMl'a mighty quick ,
He In tocp'o en he' tlicit ,
Full er tire , keen ez briar , and he'd all
time on da watih ;
Hut de LawJ In good eu true ,
Ku he will be'p yer froagh.
Kf jer'Jl tallcup , man * on walk up tcr
line en toe do notch 1
I'm er-drcppln * < r little hint ,
Deoterglb yer aortenquint.
Biupti ir wainln' Hr dat mornln' when
de ho'n ii gwlneter blowl
Will yer tuke d proper heed ,
Like er soul dat Btan'n ' In need ,
Ob eratory full er iflory 'oout do aweet
FoMuber tun' ?
-13 b MtGae , In TVxaa Sittings.
HOJNBY FOR TtlE LA.DI03.
t
Olovea arefgoing out of fashion for ladles
in Paris. Men lolt off wearing them years
ago.
ago.PJtquea cf embossed and gilded Ifathori
a\re tnujnbd in hammered brass , and are
Tery beautiful.
The coming rage in hnlr ii of a soft and
tender red , auugeatlve of gently-pulled
molaiset candy , a little burnt.
Ths most styllth bonnets for young
ladies are entire y without dimming , anil
and are composed of rolled velvet or plush.
New Kagland women Inilsta on calling
rubber overihoei "numc , " and when they
want cotton cloth they ask for "factory.1
There are not enough marriageable girls
in Owentjwn , Ky , to go round , and tbe
, young men are becoming prematurely grey
in consequence.
White swan's diwn is now used to trim
CTOL ! IK dreiiei of white surah cr tulle , the
puie fl.'ccy garniture having a very toft
and beautiful tffiict ,
An exchange says that out of 6 8 con
yisti in tbe Arkansas penitentiary but
ehhteea are women. It is certainly dilli
cult to detect women.
Deml'tolleti are very fashionably made
of bhck fillle ; they are quiet and elrgtnt
looking , always appropriate ; and almost as
wear-defying as alpaca.
lUIied ribbon embroidery s'.Ill holds it *
own In combination with silk and gold
thread. It abounds on table soaifi , scfa
pillows and toilet article' ,
Biotd strings for hats snd bonnets are
again cimlng Into favor. Kvenmg bonnets
are still much trimmed with scarfs of
HpanUh lace and point applique.
Many of the principal dreumakers have
lattly edged tbelr dress iklrts with a nar
row puffing , initead of the ordinary pll se ,
and in velvet , especially this seems pre
ferred.
An exceedingly elegant evening dress for
a young lady Is made of cameo-tinted or
pale banani-yellow.iatln surah , tbe perfect.
ly plain prlncetie front simply edged with
a wide fringed ruche.
A Syracuse young lady ba > a peculiar
mode of reckoning time on Funday. List
Sunday evening , about 0 o'clock , when
if asked what time it waiitu replied ; ' Five
minutes of Smith. " Syracuse Standard.
"Were you at MM. Jon es' ball two ie <
sons age1' be said to Mis * llotebul at the
1'at.larch1 * balL "Oh. no , " she answered ;
"I'm a detuUnte this 'winter. " "Aie
yon ? ' he exclaimed ; "why somebody told
me your folks were Eplsojp llarul"
Wide flounces of antique lace , and lacea
of every de-crlptlon which have been oni
of style for years-Chantlly. Honiton ,
Uuipure , Flcmith point , and the like-an
this season revived , and are uied to drape
courtly dinner and reception dreeies fo ;
the stately dame * and dowager * .
Tulle , mull. India gnutf , and other light
and airy fabrici are in great demand for
famy Dress acd dancing toilets , Thes
dlapnonoaa fabric * come In all the hlgh.u ,
tlnU , aa well M In me ( f tha exquUlte
old.f lahloned thidee
, particularly those o
rosj color and lilac.
A very fashionable material fnr dreiay
home toilet * It cream-white aerged fUnnel
trimmed with lim ? loopa and ends of whlti
moire or aatfn ribbon. For young marrlei
ladles thl fabric IB made into tea Kown
and Grtclan robea. with trimmings of lace
and white tllk embroidery or trading.
Plain dark velvet * are a good deal uied
lor ball mantles and andopera cloaks. /
very tuperb one , lately aent to Oallforuls
waimadoof the darkest tludes of plum
color , cut In a loud ascnueahape , and llnei
tbroughnnt with aatln of a pinkish mauv
tint. The trimming waa competed o
> anda of very fine chinchilla fur. A MC-
end wrap , made by the same Cm and yet
on exhibition , ia of darklamel-green velvet
n dolman ahare , lined w th patent pold
color , and ( dgtd with dark oatrioh feather
rlrrmlnff.
Thn tunic or acarf to tha dreta-aklrt la
thnrter than It baa been worn cf latr , cov >
frln ? the upper part of tbe aklrt only , and
draping In the back In poufr , more or lets
Jroopintr , but showing a greater portion nf
the trimmed * klrt than formerly. Of
courro this Myle ( f draping Ii suitable omy
a aklrta cut thort.
Another new itylo In French ganti l
called the Cromwelllan gauntlet , 'j he
allll upper part oc.vera tl e wil t and lower
lall en Iliounn , tbli protfc'lng ' It from
cold , Tbe Ktiff glivea worn by the Lrd
I'roiector ate c unterlclttd an noirly HB
ponfdHe In the mmlern K imtlet ; but fa > h >
ona cf this kind r qul o c-rUln amount
of chlo to wry them tfl with aplo ub ,
With tlie ii'inlnt crosn-ntltcb cilled ! ! "
slin erubrnlilery , now to popuUr , markliiK
of ereiy kind 1s very fanblunable. Some
inn aheet ntd pillow lintn lately added to
atrouueauly a p alllve bride , hvetho
noiugram wurkoJ on the tdrfo ol each slip
and iihret In colored cottonii to m tch the
irevalllngtlntaof the BfVfl'al rooum they
me intvnclvd to adorn. Very long nplndlo
Imped letterx are ro mlc'ered ' mont 'C irren
or bed rnl tatle linen , foru/Icga bright
ulch uf color her ver OM > .
EiDLlQIOUfl.
The Hpi cop'-l church calls for at leait
i30tOU to be expended un her colored
nlsulona.
Tlilrty new Mctbodlut churchea have
> een built In Northern Mtchlgin wlttiln
he last conference year. ,
Tukln , Japan , hai itn twelfth 1'reibyte-
Ian church. Trie prnab > tery fa altuoat
rade up cf native mmlettrr.
Tbe will of the l.tu Mlas Ab y Bmltb ,
of I'rnvldcrcs , It. I , glvei all her estate ,
aome 85.COO , to tbevarltua Btptlat mission
aocletiea.
Tbe Piesbyterlana have thirty-two
churches In the Kmplre uf Brazil with
1,720 mrmhirr , most cf them converta
rom Rominltm ,
The Colored Methodlit Kplacopal chnrch
nnmbera over 100,000 unmbera , and hat
our biih ipa Kav. Meaara. Mile' , Beebf ,
Nane and ilalrey.
Tbe Ungllsh VVeMeyars are erecting a
memorial church In ! { ndsworth , a rnburb
if Blimlngbsm , In honor nf Fr/incls AR-
jury , the chief founder and organizer , and
Ibe drat MethodUt bliLop In Aaeiloa-
Ametlcan Mettiuclliti are Invited to co.op.
erate.
The Co-gregatlonal je r book for 1883
reuorU 3,030 Congregational churchea In
, he United Statec , nnd inoreaio nf 81 nvrr
H t year. The total nieml ernhlp i * 387-
! ll.on ) Increase ovrr lust jear of 1'JH4.
[ 'un Hildltlom on cotife lon of filth Were
3,519 , an Iricreato o ( 2,2L'tl over the year
iruvluur.
The following orn the atallatlca of thp
InpiUt church-In I'onnsyvnnlai ) Num-
of churclift * In tl.e itate , 578 ; total mem-
icrsliip , G.ri 67U : ii-crea < uliy b-.pli-iD , : i,253 ,
iy etter , Io2 < ; n t incremo overall IIIKBPH ,
,0(7 ( ; paatorxIVOjor.ialueil mlmater'170. .
'nt l cuntiltuliouH fur the part year ,
$ )8I ' 127.
It la ntnted that the Baptist church ec-
uploii a couiinnndinij poHltlnn among the
eUttiuua bodies of Ohio. According to a
erent report uiudo to the rfuto Baptist
o invention , the total in > inbcrrlii | > for 1832
numboml Sl.CHO , rh mli < ia net gain over
he prevuuHv ! ar of 1,000
A man with a cold In I in bead d"ea net
nied a prayer ru tu bitcg him tu his
Bn t zo.
The Czar is to'Jisvjn big church f cal Ival.
IM nhnulu kvtid i tlii < r.oir a lint tf I In
Ulcers and use thai the church oytter is
io : poiaoned.
Liberalism ia creeping Into all the
cliurchoiImt ; tbe pour i.reacliers notice
th it. it bin not jet i-ttuek the contribution
tiox. Niw Orleans Picayune ,
The prayer af. the dally opening of the
isibn ot the Nuw Yoru Slaio Assembly
costs juit 53 , which ce-irn extravagance
at ic lo luipoiH hie to discover $3 worth o
goodness in tha body. Boston Pott ,
"Whatdn you think I had teeter preach
xint'asked the new mlul tor , and tbo
old Deacon torntcbet hlabead and replied
"Waal , if you preach about twenty mm
ut K 1 tbluk yuu'll tech cur people jest
right. "
A dry deacon : Lightning atruckacnn-
trirmtlon plate in. a western church just
M one deacon waa pa > * inx It around ,
Tnla ia the firtt time auvtblng haa ttruck
this plate for three months , " taid the dea
con , thoughtfully.
At a recent church entertainment In
Ilaverhlll , Mats. , fifty y < u > K Udlea taug
"What Shall the Harvest Bi ? " If Haver-
bl 1 girls are up to the average tha hirvest
will lie about forty.five y ung men , G > eel
ol i maids , eight dlvurce tultr , and an oo-
cailonal acandal ,
"Yea , ilr , " said the Deadwood man ;
" 1'aiHim Iloundt r fa a aalnt. Ile'a always
re.cly to sacrifice hlmielf. Hethrewdown
a straight-flush hand the ntter nlsht to go
and pray with a dying m in who aent for
him. I cill that tiue martyrdom. " Phil
adelphia Time' .
An announcement in the Tombitone
( Arizona ) K ltaxh reads ; "On Saturday
evening , tbe JO.h inat. , a graqd dramitio
and muleal enteitalnnunt will be given at
Hcbit ifo in ball for the benefit of the Mth-
idlat and Preabyteilan churcbea. The
third act of 'Oiste' will he given ; also tbe
mad BC'no from 'Article 47 ; ' tha whole to
conclude with relreem eta and dancing. '
"I B y , father , " observed an Irreverent
paaienger on a fenyhout to a good priest
whose mule wan duplnylcg 1gn < of un-
eaalntas aa the baric puthed ( < ff , "y.iur
mule aeema ucotty. " "ily son , " aala tbe
piiuit , with mild reproof , "aoraeof theie
daya when you find yourtelf with on y a
thin plank between yourself and eternity ,
a halter around your nock and a pries !
patting you un the kboulder you'll be a
great sight unoasler'n thla 'ere mule. "
At a recent church festival In Milwau
kee , a man f.mnd a lonely oytter In bis
aoup , and oatentttlously held It upon bis
apoon , thereby Inducing otbora to invest In
tbe deceptive fluid , It haa lnce been dti-
covered that the man waa what slntul and
worldly people call a capper , and WAS em-
ployt d by the church people to pretend to
discover oysters and tbua entrap the nn-
wary. The oyttor 1 supposed to have
haen borrowed for the occasion. Texa
Sutlnga.
OONNDBIALITIES.
i ' rv ! : ' F ; ° * ylo"l nd wife , of Cleve
land , O. , celebrated the alxtUth annlver
aary of their marriage on Tuesday.
It hat now become fathlonablo in east
ern cities to be married aa early us 0 o'clock
In the morning. This makes It almost
certain that tha bride will get her hat and
cloak on In time for the evening train.
An unexpectedVofJer of
insrrlige to a
aiicfcljtan ulrl broujht on a fatul a tack of
heart diabase. Jjidlea who have never had
an otler-if there b
any-will be glad to
know of theperll they have escaped Boa.
ton Tranicript.
According to a telegram from lUlelgh
"It Is authoritatively announced that Senator -
ator David Davla and Miss A. 15. Burr
wlllbemanled at the ladv'n home , near
1'ayettevlllp , N. 0. , Immtdlately after
cougreas acjourna. "
A young man who waa en ged to be
married borrowed money , /f hla Intended
mothe.ln-law lo purchase a Hcenie , and
uied It to marry tbe daughter of another
woman. It In needleaj to utate that be
waa an Ohio mm.
The Rev. Father Mulholland , of New
Haven , Conn. , refutes to perform the mar.
riage ceremony hereafter after auntet. He
ay : "When a marriage tak a place at St.
Francis' In tbe evening a large crowd In
variably aisemblei with tin horns , tiii
panr , and all the long Hat of applUncri
calculated to create discordant nolle * , 'ibla
la contldered obsolute'y enentlal. Borne
people think It la fnnny , I don't.
When a California man seea "no curds"
at the f nil of a married nolle * of a friend ,
hertmarkathtt "that girl hnt put aome of
her pious notloni Into Jiru' * he.d , but
he'll ( .et ver the n after he has been mar *
rled awhlla. " Smervllle Journal.
Mips Marry Wn'ker ' , rtep-danithter ff
Attorney ' eneral Benj'tnln Harris Brew-
ater , will b i married on Tue dav rvenlng
uf nizt week to Mr. K. J. W. Keen , ID
Washington. Mr. Allin Arthur , aon of
the president , will l > e one of the nsberr ,
and there will I e ten bri lesmaldr , drea ed
two In b'ntwo In grten , two In violet ,
t vo In pink , aud iwo in white.
BDUOA-TIUNALi NOTES.
A Mil la to be Introduced In the Indiana
tUn'o leg nlutuie to tntl w the Citato Uul-
vernity.
Hon. WiHUm Bleknell.ofPhlladflphlo ,
h jiut added $ M.OCO ) tu a conditional
550 UOi ) , and haa given a check fur 81GO-
ICO tu the university nt Lowlaburt ? , Pa.
The annu il report uf tha superintendent
nf pti .Ho . Bchouln f < r Mis-outl showa that
during tbe year there was very little lu-
diction nf curpor 1 punl-hment , although
sunpeml.mi were quite uumernus , Exuul- _
alona ware rare. Transfer * wrre numerous'
also. The health ol the pupil * wat gjod
nnd accident' tn them while attending
acbool were quite rare. In the colored
i-cboola tha glrla preJominate over the
boyi > .
From the laat report of the Masiachu-
setts St tte Buard of Kduca < Inn , just KHIO ) ,
tha following la taken : "The number of
high nohooli In the Sttto IsUil ; an increase
ul ids duiincc tbe year. Whole number of
pupils in I he h'flhit.hools ' , 19,250 ; an in
crease of 350. The cumber ot high reboot
( eicbrn la 605 , making ted more than re
ported laat year. Tbe number < f towns
maintaining high schools la 202 ; of thla
number , 00 towiia are not requlrtd by law
to ruinataln tuh rchoulr. 'I he fact that
aa Urge a number of towns voluntarily sup
port high achoola U Important. It ahowa
that secondary instruction la In great favor
with the people. There are teu cltle * and
towna anpportlng mure than ont > high
school.
From the statMIca of Illiteracy given In
tbe cenruft ot 1880 It appeara that the
range of illiteracy among the whltei uf
fifteen ex-nlaveatates i < tlrom8 Iper centln
Maryland ( the mnst noithenyuf tha late
il re state. ) to 81.0 per cent In North
C n/llna , and the average 20 per cent.
Th range uf illiteracy among the colored
wple in the saint states ia 63 0 per cent
.n Missouri , to 8t C per cent in Georgia ,
with an average of 1i per cent for ( he
while. In tno twjnty-threo remaining
etutcB all of them being In the iiorth and
west the average ul illiteracy mnug the
whites l/i a lltt e over 5 per c-nt , nnd
xmong the colorel population n litttu uver
30 per cent. Oiev"U ahowa the lowia'
percentage ( f ( literacy tmoug the
whit > , being only 3 per cent , while thut ,
< if Hhodo Inland U the highest 10 9 per
out.
MU310A.L ANU DR4.MA.TIO.
Campanlnl , Do' ' Buente , Vallcrio , and
Illftoii will certainly sing with Abbey
ut year.
It U Btated that Pntti received SG.OCOfor.
ne performance ia the Messiah at'Cincin-
ati a yeir ago ,
The next opera ersson in New York will
onulHt ot fiftfpn peilurmuucei , and will
\et\a \ \ March 12th.
Mr. McKfo lUukin it ia pal 1 , Inttndi to
aaaumo the dual put in 'The , Cor ic.in
irotlioih" at an early date ,
Gounod'n "Fnutt" ban been
! lately pro-
need In HusdUu , with creut Biicce-H , at
hu National operu of St , Poterelug ,
Mrs. McKe Uankln IH 10 broken in
lenlth thut tbe hai been uulignd to retire
cuiporarily from tha stage in ord.-r to re1
; upor te.
The Cincinnati Optra IVttlval was In-
nueuiated on Tueidny , witti P tti In
'Trav ati " The nudlunco numbered be'
ween 5OCO nnd 0,000.
Tbe Roman rnb'ile in the fortbcpning
pnxluctlon of ' 'Jullui C 'inr"at the On.-
ilnnati festival It t > be 1,0.0 atrong-at
east to say tbe maua era.
Messrs. Abbey & Schoefftl have pnr
ihatod tbe Park Theatre and Internatioual
rii'tnl propojty. WaiiUlnRtnnJ et , Bos
ton , for something like ? 300,000r \
Herr Wilhelm Taubxrt his retired from
bo conductorthlp of the Symphouv Con
certs of tbe lluyal Orchestra at Barlm , a
test which he haa held fur forty years.
The first performance of "The Redemp-
Ion" in Boitou w s a aucceai , although
he orchestra was Badly mi > Hed. Theidoro
Tbomaa haa bceo palrt 81,000 by the Handel -
del and Haydn Society for the right to
erform it in Boston.
There ia a pcaaibility that "Young Mra.
iVInthrup , " the play which U now running
n Bucces > fully at the Madison Square
Theatre , New York , may bo produced next
eason at the St. James' Theatre , London ,
with Mra. .Lingard aa Mra Dick.
Tbe langn'ahment ' of tbe old Italian
ipera is strikingly apparent in the recent
tatistlcal returns of perfoimtncea at tbe
loyal Opera House , Berlin , from Its re.
ipeningon August 23d to December 31ft.
Jnring that time the performance num-
> ered 103 , oonalatlncr of forty-two operaa
'iy twenty-three dlllirent composers.
Mr. Leater Wallack will take posne-fciou
f hU old theatre on Broadway and Thlr-
eenth atieet. New York , on the lOih of
ilarcb , Mr. Neuendorf ! going out. On the
Oth ol thut month he will hricg out Mr.
Jlon Boucicanlt aa a atar In hl new Iri-h
ilay "The Omvihaun , " which ia tobodone
l t at thi Huston Mueum during Bnucl-
auH'tf prrsent engagement there. Com-
letely uew actneiy will bo painted for the
ilay nnd same renovations will be made in
he interior of the theatre , which now ban
an odor of atale beer and sauerkraut.
THE BAD AND WORTHLESS
Are never imitated or counterfeited.
This la especially true of a family
modlciuo , and it is positive proof that
the remedy imitated is of the highest
value. An BOOH as it had been tented
, nd proved by the whole world thut
Hop Bitten was the purest , best and
moat valuable family medicine on
earth , many imitations sprung up aud
began to steal the notices in which
the press and people of the country
had expressed the merits of H. B. ,
and In cvory way trying to Induce suf
fering Invalids io nso their stuff in
stead , expecting to make money on
the credit and good name of H. B ,
Many others started nostrums pat up
in similar style to H. B. , with vari
ously devised names in which the
word "Hop" or "Hops" were used in
away to Induce people to bollovo they
were the same aa Hop Bitters. AI
such pretended remedies or euros , no
matter what their style or name Is.
and eaplclally those with the wore
" " " " la their in
"Hop" or "Hops" tintnu or
any way connected with them or their
name , are imitations or counterfeits
Beware of them. Touch none o
them. Use nothing but genuine Ho ]
Bitters , with n bunch , or cluster o
green Hops on the wlilto label. Trua
nothing else. Druggists nnd dealers
arc warned against dealing In Imlta
tioui or ooui > tnrfolt * .
Bnoklin'a Arnica Halve.
The BifiT SALVE In tbe world for Onto
Brnlaoi , Bores , Ulcer * , bait Khanm , lrc
vcr Sorcj , Tetter , Chapped Hacdj , Chi
blalna , Corn * , and all akin eruptions , an
poeltlvely euros pllea , It U guaranteed U
give latltUotfon i mney xctundct
Price , 25 cent * pt * . cr.or cal by 0
V floodmarl
PEPPERMINT DROPS.
It la a great coniotatlon toao a plumber
compelled to buy lomethlng at a retail
a run atore. Pblla. Tlmei.
Th old proverb , "Where th re ( wUl
there1 * a war , " IIM been rfTl.fd to jnlttbe
ltn tlon. It now reads , "When there's a
bill we'ie away. "
An txchaneediictiMM 'TThe penalty we
P y for luring wealth. " It la very dla-
conraglog no rtoubt ; but give ua the wealth ,
and we will willingly pay the penalty.
Norrlatown Herald.
Colds are now very fashionable , bat
theie Is no fixed rule an to ho * they ahall
be worn. Sire weir them In the hpaH ,
othera In the cb ( t , and eome even have
them In the thrnat.
"PuWI h mv blograj hyl" "aid tha' can-
fli'late f T office to the newspaper man ;
"hy Judas Sc rlo % If you y a word about ,
my part llfo till after election 111 aai.iial.
nto roul" IJcaton l'o t.
A fan made of bank notes was tha re-
frothing Klft mude t < i a Methodht pantor
at Newark , N. J. , the other evening. Thla
method of raUIni ; the wludfhould bo adop
ted at all donation parties ,
A young man who wanted to tench achool
In KannttH cou > il not tell hoiiznntal from
perpendicular , but the committee , over
looked that , ai the memherahad btea that
way themselve' . Oonten Pott.
Buckwheat la nbaine'tilly ' adulterated
thU winter. It makcn the CRktn rather
milH ju now , It U true , but than you
won't have to ntopnn the Btreet nnd scratch
your back agalnat the hitching poata next
spring ,
A part of the army at least picks up a
jib n'w nnd than. A weitern pap'rsiya
that the music for a Bundny night bell full t
in Arlr ma was ptovlded l > y the band of a
United States cavalry regiment. Detroit
Free Press ,
8om < 9 genius ha Invented a machine to
play piaros. This will fill a long.felt
want. When two younir people of oppo-
rite IPX ire In tbe parlor in the evening ,
the old lady don't begin to saunter in until
the piano ate i.
The very meanest boy In exlstenca taw
a m n In tee act of slipping down , and
yelled to him : 'There' * an eg ; In your
bip-pocketl" The slipping * man didn't
have time to reflect that the statement was
not true , but the frantic tfforta he made
to aave hlmsilf weie terrible to wltneu.
Boston Post.
While ths gurds are belncc doubled
around tbe palace of the anltan , and the
moat experienced safe builders are em
ployed In constructing a bed chamHer of
chilled Iron for tbe txar that cannot be
opened without a knowledge of tbe com
bination , tht gratlftin ? news cornea th t
the governor' * guard of Onto la to be dis
banded. IIow tracquil nn < l secure Is ( he
Ufa of an Amtrican pitentate baiide that
of foreign rulrrr ! Clnn. Sat. Nl ht.
* No lady of rtfiooment likes to IP
sort to supcifblal devices to supply a
becoming semblance of her former
beauty. It is health alone that kindlet
the fire that liyhti the countenance and
brimjs back the fresh tints of the apple
blossoms to the faded cheek. If any
thing on earth will do this It IB Mis.
Ljdia E Piukham's Vigotablo Com-
> ound , which has already brought
oalth to multitudes with whom all
ther moans had failed ,
FORTHE PERMANENTCURE OF
CONSTIPATION.
No other discoao ta BO prevalent in tbifi
country ai ConsUpatlon , and no remedy O
C ban ever rquallcd the celebrated KIDKIT ? .
WOHT ca a euro. Whatever the cause.
however obntlncta tLo csao , thli remedy
crcomo it.
DUI ! Kfa TIU3 dlotre'alni : com
r llii.t..O plaint ia very apt to be j
. complicated with constipation. Kidney-
C Wort Btreasthcnii the wenkcnodp'irta nntl
"juicily cure * all kinds cf riles oven when
O phyalcliui3 and acdi = n have before ft li
ed. Hrtf yeuhivo cither of these troubles
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LEADING
CARRIAGE FACTORY
H09 and 1 1 Dodge Btrdat ,
aug 7-vne 6m OMAHA , NEB.
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THE NBBBASKA
MINDIACTURINB CO
Lincoln , Neb
MANUFACTURERS OP
Corn Planters Hrrrowo.Pnrm Kollere
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Iddroeenl orlers
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Stook $100,000
Capital , - - ,
JAS.B. IIKAIITWEIX , President.
A. L. CLARKE , Vlco-l'ro lJeut.
E. 0. W LUSTER , Treasurer
DIRECTORS.
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A. L. O'arke , E. 0. Webater
Qoo. U Pratt , Jaa. a HeartweU ,
D. U. UcEl lllnney.
First Mortgage Loans a Specialty
This Company furnlihea a permanent , home
Institution where School IJai w l other legally
Issued Municipal aeccrllt * ' 0 t Nebraska can be
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Loans made 01 Improve ! I . n n all well wtUca
counties ol the state , Into i I wponjlblo. local
correepondenU.
"
tarns Bewared ,
OB ,
HID Story or tno Sawing MaohJno ,
A han4ij-s JIJH , jirjnpJiIM , blaeftna psi
IOTS with ccxerotu cng/tiluji. wllljto
GIVSST AWAY
13 DY kaoll penon calllnj for U , bi any braoet
01 tu'j-oEco of The Sieger UanaUcturlcffCora
pony , 01 will be MO ! hy mall , peat paid , Ii
aapirsan living al dlitanco from our ofCeei
? ho Biiigor HanufiiotnrlnR Oo , ,
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NEW fOKS.
STRONG
FACTS/
A great many people are asking
what particular troubles BROWN'S '
IXOM BITTERS is good for.
It will cure Heart Disease , Paral
ysis , Dropsy , Kidney Disease , Con
sumption , Dyspepsia , Rheumatism ,
Neuralgia , and all similar diseases.
Its wonderful curative power is
limply because it purifies and en
riches the blood , thus beginning at
the foundation , and by building up
the system , drives out all disease.
A Lady Cured of Rheumatism ,
lUUimorc , Md. , May 7 , i So.
My health was much tluttertd by
Rheumatlim when I commenced
taking Ilrown's Iron Ilillen. and I
scarcely had ilrcnelh enough to at
tend to my daily household duties.
I am now using the third bottle and I
am recainlni ; strength daily , and I
cheerfully recommend It to all.
I cannot my too much In praUe
of It. Mrs. MAIIY E. UHASIIHAR ,
17 } 1'rutmanit.
Kidney Disease Cured ,
Christlansburp , Vs. , iSSi.
Suffering from kidney diteaie.
from which I could get no relief , I
tried Urown's Iron Hitter ? , which
cured ma completrly. A child of
nine , recovering from tcarlet fever ,
bad no appetite and did riat > eem to
be able to eat at all. 1 gave him Iron
Hitters with the happiest results.
J. KYLB MOKTACUS.
Heart Disease.Vine
Vine St. , Ifarrubare , Pa.
Dec. t , iWi.
After try > nC different phpicians
and many remedies for palpitation
of the heart without receiving any
bene&t , I was advised to try llrown'i
Iron Bitters. I hare used two bottle
tle * a d never found anything that
giro mo so much relict
Hrs.jB.iHiB HESS.
For the peculiar troubles -which
ladies are subject , BROWN'S IRON
BITTERS is invaluable. Try it.
Be sure and get the Genuine.
.
i > i. ri-ly on Ho p
WIiuoT r
h p - cr rf
your njftcm tarn u ? K ) * r < c
cl an ir.ir ( HIIRPO that riiK * '
* iH'fiU > ent
inor h i * IITC >
Ithcu' < n by n timtjy mco >
WS3ZSK&
5. ?
You vti > > > c
artc'lf jo'jiui
Mop Bitter
tvr tiliii.ltr3 (
II It
* avvour
f < * It nii
OOL. L. T. FOSTER.
lYoantfttown , Ohio , Ihy 10,153s.
r/0 * . B , J. KIKOAU. ft Co. I had a.Tery valni
Jala n&mblotonlan colt that , I prlsn. ) very hlgbl )
e had largo bone upavln on ono Joint nd t
small one on the ether which made him vcr ;
Itrno ; I had him under the charge of two vetei
Inary Burgeons which ( ailed to euro htm. I mi
nno day rending the dvcrtlsoinont of Kendall'i
Spavin Cure la the Chicago Express , ! determlnst
t once to try It and cot ourCruffglsta here if
tend fsrlt , snd they ordered three bottles ; I too )
sll and I thought I would give It a thoronr )
trial. I used It according to direction * and thi
fourth day the colt coned to bo bmo and th <
lump * have disappeared. I used but ono bottli
lud the colt'e llmua are ai free ol lumps and n >
smooth aa any horse In the utute Ho ij entlrr
ly cured. The euro wax 10 remarkable thi
bavolettwoof my nolRhbcro have the rranl-
Inc two bottlco who are now ualnzlk
Very rcopoctfully.
L. T. FOSTKfi
9cd lor Illattraied clrnnlar gMng pceltK.
procf. Prl J ? ! . All Drueelsti have U ct en
? 6tl foryou. Dr. 2. J. Kendall .1 Oo % Vtt
prlctore , cnaiborirb FMlj , Vt.
BOLD BY AlaLi DRUGGIST ?
GRATITUDE.
DBMVJIR , Cot. . , August 23 , 1S82.
( IIOTB I cannot find words w th which to ex
prcsi my gritltuio to you for the cure your
iw Ufa Specific has effect d In my case. I waa
m ct-d w.th tbs horrible d'seuo for thrco ye irs ,
and after spending souo tlmoat the Hot -prlngs
I uied on1 } ' one dozen email sma 1 bottl 'S of S. S
B. and there I ) not a _ ljn of the disease rum In-
My aorcs are all boiled , my throat 'H en
I have HO n HO rmny hundreds of men dosed with
Cubmel , lodlds ot Mcucury and lodllecf Potaih
u tit 'hey wo u c nip etowrtcki , tiat I shudder
to thfnk of tlm m a ry which baa b on brough
on th ) human family by the mo of MercurliU for
Wood Diseases. It Itacrjhg Bhara3 tint physl
clans u 111 not ucknonl do the in'lit of your
GIHND Ulood Modlc nc. Use my ramoasyou
Ish. J. II. RiFF.
If you doubt , com ? to tcoui , and o wlllCURI
YOU , or c''arjc ro'h ng ! Wrl-o .for partlcula'
and a copy of the lltt'e book , " Sleasagu to thi
Unfortunate Huffcrlnc " Ask any
oumtandlrg.
, OOO R wrd will ho paid to any
Chemist wh } w 11 llnd , on arm'yxU of L 0 bott es
of B. S. S. , cue partlc o of Ma cury , led de of
roaaiulum , or any Mineral subHtinco. SWIFT
SPECK 1C CO. , Proprietor * , Atlanta. Oa.
l'rlc of Small Size , 1,00
Largo S.io 1 " >
SOLD BY ALL DltUOOlSTB.
DOCTOR STEINHART'S
E OF LIFE.
FOB OLD A > D Youno , MAW ASB FEUALR.
It Is a sure. , prompt a" J effectual remods or In
. .
it .11 wi\ - t A intitiMit V At'nraVtkn
. . . . . . . ,
11 vaiv jit'IIiurv. AJVOO * * * - ---7
\VcAknena and general Loss of Po cr. It renalin
nervous waste , rojuvcna'c * the faded Intellect
btrenchthens the enfeebled brain and rcstorei
sunrlaiiL'tneaml Igor to the exhausted or
tans The expcrlcnco of thousands prove * It tc
Kan In"aluablo remedy. Price , $1.00 a bottle
orslx or W. For sale by all drufgl U , or an
( wcurefromobsonatlonor. receipt ° l price by
r.Stclnlittv tPO. . Box 24CO St
nui *
IT" . i AfeuU for the Life , Tttnei ,
\V ; . --I" " " and Trrnrhoroua
nviHwimJ8S88Jaill68
,
, ?
ho oiily llleaitboilred by her and which will
not be a'lllnodsiid'lhu'dfr" story , euch as has
bcei and wlllue pul llshidbut a tiua life by the
onlv poison bo Is In poseaslon cf the facta a
fal h'ul and levi ted wife. Truth U morel oter-
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litoiy at ODI. Sen 75 cts. fur Sample book.
T H ChnmberfwS : Ua < .
St LoulaWo' ,
A. combination JVt
. of > -
tofide of Iron , J'eruvtai *
a palatable form , for
Dtoillty , Zois of Arm-
Mtfl'rottratlonof fital
I'oitvrM it if indltpcnttt-
BKV.A.I. HOBB3 Writes : BEV.J.Z..TOWIIEII ,
After ix thorough trial of the
tEON TONIC , I toke pleasure
In stating that I have been "I consider it
KiooM. onofltod by Its ILOOE a most excellent remedy for
usf > . Ministers and Pub- the debilitated vital forces.
Up Speakers wUl find It
of tno greatest value
whore n Tonlo is neccs-
ary. I recommend It
03 a reliable remedial
agent , possessing un
doubted nutritive ana
restorative Lovlmllt , A'y. proportion. , Oct. 3 , 18S3.
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