THE DAILY BEE-MONDAY. JABTUA11V 23
il
" 1883
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T ! ASTERN PRICES lUPLSCATED ,
32 Mm STREET AND 33 PEARL ST. ( New McMahon Block , next door to Postoffice. ) COUNCIL BLUFFS , - - IOWA.
RESPECTFULLY ANNOUNCES THAT HE IS NOW EEOEIVINa A VERY LARGE STOCK OF
ND WINDOW SHADES ,
CAREFULLY SELECTED from the full line of the LEADING MANUFACTORIES.
Citizens of Council Bluffs and surrounding towns are respectfvlly invited to examine THE NEW STYLES-FOR
1883 , whether you wish to buy or not , PRICES guaranteed as LOW as anywhere in the United States.
i
COTJ3STOIL ZBLTJIFIFS ,
PROPRIETOR OF =
PALACE MUSIC H ALL !
Headquarters for the justly Celebrated WEBER PIANOS , now approved and used by afl first class Artists. WESTERN
COTTAGE AflD BURDETTE ORGANS. Importer and dealer in MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS OF EVERY DESCBIPTION , such as Violins ,
Guitars , Accordeons , Music Boxes , Italian Strings , Etc. , , Etc. Also a full line of
3VCTJSIO IBOOIKISIMITJSIO ZBUfcsTIDIEIRSAJSTID SIHIIEIET 3VCTJSIO ,
Fancy Goods , Childrens' Carriages , Velocipedes , Bycicles , Carts and Wagons. To make room for new stock I
will sell at
EXTRA LOW FIGURES FOR THE NEXT SIXTY DAY
Good Organs at $50 and upward. Pianos and Organs sold for Cash and on Monthly Payments. Orders solicited ,
Address , U. MUELLER , Council Bluffs , Iowa.
WATER WAVES.
That never require crimping , at Mrs. J. J. Good's Hair Store , at prices never befere touched by
ny other hair dealer. Also a full line of snitches , etc. at greatly reduced prices. Also gold ,
liver and colored nets. Waves made from ladles' own hair. Do not fall to call before purchasing
Jaewhere. All goods warranted ai represented. MRS. J. J. OOO1) ,
8 ? Main street. Council Ulufla. Iowa.
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THE LEADING DEALER IN
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337 Broadway , Council Bluffs , Iowa ,
MORGAN , KELLER & 00. ,
TTHSnOEK-OC1 A.TX3E3 XC. 3
7 The finest quality aid largest ntock wist of
Chicago of W coilcn and itctallc Casn. CMi at
tended to at all hourVe dtfy cumpctltbn In
quallt > of goods or prices Our -Mr. Morgan Im-j
eervrdits undir ukcr for forty jiars anil tlior-
ouchly in dcrstanda his buslncfen. Wutcrooms ,
34Band357 Ilr.artwaj. Uiibrlstcrln ; In nil ItH
bfanchcH promptlj attcndtd to ; a BO crxrpetlaj-
Ititf and Umlircquinn. Tilc raphic anil mall or-
dcre filled without delay.
EDWIN J. ABBOTT.
Justice of the Peace and
Notary Public.
< . IB Broad way. Council Bluffs.
W. R. VAUGHAN.
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
Omalm and Council
Real Hatate & Oollootlon Agonoy.
In Odd Fellow's block , over Savings'
_ Bank. _ jan8-t }
NERVOUS DEBILITY ,
Dr. X. 0. Wiae Herre and Drain Tretttneai-
A vyuMo for Hysteria , Dlulness , Oonrnlalani
Nsrvotu Headache , Mental Depretilan , Lou t
llcmoiy pemutorrhcsa.lmpotencyjaralaatii ;
Emlualons , Frcmalare Old Agt , Ciuicd byotti-
exoit'cn ' , eelf-abneo , or OTcr-lndolfence. whli
lead ] to mlfl ry , dtc y aud rteith. Oneuoivl
c-nie recent ciaos. Jvicii lioj coutalDionetuc.Dth
treatment One dclltr a box , or ilr box : : ) 01
five doUtuj 3nt by mall prep.ld on receipt C !
price. V/e caTiutoe glx l > 3xeg to euro any cis.i
With r.cb oritar reielred by uj lar Mr boit ] , ao
compinled with fire dol'itJ , rrlll "and thn pc
ciwcr oar nrit'en Kuir nter to rotnru tai
moDoy If the trsttmonk do r not o"ect ouic
0. f. floodinun , JrJTirl.-t , Bole. WholfMlen
leal ceO"aata , K't ) . Ori i § by aa > ' ] ii
OUATEFUL-COfilFOKTmO
SUEAKTAST.
"By a thorough knowledge of too natural Itwi
fthtch govern the 0 | > cratlonj | of dlftctrtlon and
nutrition , and tv a careful application of tki
fine rro ] < ertes ! of well-sileciid Cocoa , Vi
Kppi n&a piorlded our breakhst tables with t
delicately flavored bei ti\ge nhlcii may rave M
man ) heavy doctors' bllU It Is by the jud'cl ' 101
use cf such articles of diet that a constitution
may Do gradually built up until strong onaub
to rrilit evrry tendency to disease. Hundred !
of subtle maladies are floating around us ready
to attack wherever there la a i-ak point. Wt
may escape many a Iitil shaft by kceplux our
elves well fortified with pure blaod and a prop
erly nourished frame. " Civil Service Oiiotte.
Uaile simply with boiling water or milk Do )
In tins only ( , -lb and Ib ) , labeled
JAMBS KPPS to CO. ,
Homceopatblo Ohemleta
XionUon ,
MBS , K , J , HAEDINQ , M , D , (
Medical Electrician
AND
GYGNEOOLOGIST.
Graduate of Eloctropathlc Initltutlon , Phila
delphia , Feuna.
Offloo Dor , Broadway & Olonn Avo.
COUNCIL DLUFKa , IOWA.
The treatment ot all diseases and painful dlf
fleultles peculiar to fcmalea a pptdalty.
JACOB SIMS ,
Attorney anfl Oounsollor at Law ,
COUNCIL LLUFFS , IOWA.
Office Broadway , botwe a Miln and Pea
triietn.Vlll practice In ! t te and Kede
ur'
f. D. IDMUKD801I. I. L. HIlUUiRT , A. W. BTBltT ,
President. VIce-Fres't. ' Coahlor.
CITIZENS BANK
Of Council Bluffs.
Organlied under the laws of the State of Iowa
Paid up capital , f T6 000
Authorized capital SOO.OOO
Interest paid on time deposits. Drafts Udued
on the principal cities of the United Utatos and
Europe. Bpcclal attention given to colloctloui
and correspcndenco with prompt returns.
DIBIOTOU ,
J. D. Kdmundcoo , i : . U Shn art , J. T Hurt
W.W.WaUac | * , J.V. . Kodlcr , I. A. Ulllei
A W Htrcei JvTdtf
tnos. orricik w. u. x. res IT.
OFHOER & PUSET ,
3Sjm.7u-3rxi3Jc-r.af ,
Council Bluffs , la ,
Established , - I8K6
Dealers In Forcl ( { | tnd | Doinestte ) Eich nte ;
and homx securities.
Office over savlng bank.
00 UNOIij BLUFFS , . . lowt.
A WEDUINQ INTBBBUPTED.
Why a Carolina Bride Objected to the
Uae of the Solf-Ooctong
Revolver.
Henry Qiady In the Atlanta Constitution.
By the way , Bollard Smith tolls a
story of a North Carolina wedding. It
runs this way : It was In ( ho Caro-
Ina baokvrooda , a country ooaplo and
k country parson , Though a Baptist ,
, ho minister were an old snrplicn.
When ho had Gnishod the csroraony
lie said :
"Au * thorn 'uns who God hath
joined- "
"Stop thar , parson , " said tho"
? room ; "Don't say them 'uns say those
'unal"
"John , " said the parson , "I tech
yon at tchool. and I say thoin 'uns. "
"Theao 'una , " ohonted the groom ,
drawing his plotol ,
Eho parson , seeing the movement ,
fired through hii surplice and the
groom dropped dead winging the
paraon na ho wont down. There was
lively fnsihdo of perhaps thirty
shots. Wlion the smoke cleared away
a half dozen men were on the floor.
The bride , pooping ever the pulpit to
which she had fled for refuge , gazed
mournfully on the saono and said :
"Them tolf-cookin' la
- pistols n
ployin * hell with my proapeckal"
Of conrso the atory is an impossi
ble ono , and yet , said Mr. Smith :
"That is the staple story of the south
that li circulated and baliovod
throughout the north. While ouch n
thing could hardly have happened In
North Carolina any moro than la Now
York , the average northern man
smiles incredulously when yon tr ] |
him that this performance ia improba
ble at a Carolina woddiug.
* # * "Keop to your pluco and your
place will keep you. " But you can
not oxpoot to keep your place without
health , the foundation of all encoeia.
Fur Instance , a railroad engineer in
the employ of the Chicago , Milwaukee
& St. Paul railroad had been griev
ously " ( Tooted with diabetes for eix
years. Ho took four boxes of Kid-
ney-\Vort and now writes that ho
is entirely cured and working regu
larly.
Ono of Brother Oardnor'd Lootureo
Detroit Frtu I'ttmt.
"Am Brudder StopolT Johnson In
do hall dls ovonln' ? " ueked the presi
dent , as ho arose and looked up and
down the alalca.
"Yes , Bah. "
"Don ho will pleoto atop to do
front. "
Brother Johnson appeared to labor
under the linproeshm that a modal
waa about to bo presented to him for
having the longest hoela cf any col
ored man In America , nnd his face
were a broad grin as ho ntood at the
def < k
"Stopotf Johnson , " said Brother
Gardner , in his most solemn tone , "I
was In do back room of a grocery in
Bcuubiim utroet do odder night to
bargain fur ton bushels of 'taters , on1
I heard your voice as you cum In o
order fo' pounds of buckwheat flour ,
and to remark ilat your ole woman
waa ravin1 crazy wld do toofacho. "
"Yes , sah , d t was mo. "
"Da ole man Olluax loou drapped
in , an' it wasn't five mlnlta bofo' you
lad a hot dispute 'bout do alga of do
airth. "
"Ho doan1 know nnfBn , sab. "
"Yon called him a fool. "
"An * he called mo a liar ! "
"Yon sold he "
was a bigot.
"An * he said I was a humbug. "
"I hoarn it all , Brnddor Johnson ,
and now I want to talk to you a little.
In the fust place , what do you know
'bout do aigo of do world ? ' '
"I I well , eali , what dooa do old
man Climax know 'bout it ? "
' 'Dat's it rrhnt do either ono of you
know 'bout it ? Nnfliii'nuflin' 't all.
Dat'fl whar do trubblo cuuis in. Two
men will dispute harder obor whatdoy
doan' know dan ober solemn facks.
Do worat enemy I ober had was n man
who got mad at mo bekaso I wouldn't
believe in ghoata. What wo doan't
know wo often try to make up for in
argymont. What wolackin arjjymont
we try to make up for In blub. It am
easier to call a man a fool dan to pro
duce facka and figures to convince him
dat ho am in do wrong. It am oafor
to call an old man a liar dan to wink
at a young tnnn's wife. Lot mo say to
you :
"What you bollovo in wid all yj *
heart may artor nil , bo wrong.
"Do man who drapit argymout fur
epithet has no case.
"It am only do fairest in tided men
who admit doir ignnranco tf what they
do n * know.
"Abuse may ollorcs a man , but It
won't couvlncu him.
"It am July do bigot who prides
himself OU hla cast iron opinyuna.
"It urn only do fool who believes
a nrahuna am true bekasu ho aaaerto
'cm
"Now , Bruddor Johnson , yon drap
back to 3 or bench an'sot down an'
stay sot , an * du nex' time you h'ar
somebody boldly aunounoo dat dla
world am fifty millyon y'ar old yon
pick up your buckwheat flour an' walk
homo wid do rollackshun dat it
wouldn't establish do facks in the oaao
if yon an' him war' to gouge an * blto
'an kick an clftvr till dotr wasn't a rod
of sidewalk left In Gardnorvlllo "
If yon are n frcqtnnteror a resident
of u miasmatic diotrlot , barricade your
system a ninnt the nconrga of all new
countries ague , billlnua and inter
mittent fovorB by the use of Hop
BUtore.
LumsoTOM , Mich. , Fob. 2 , 1880.
I have sold Hup Bittern for lour
years and there is no medicine that
surpluses them for bilious attacks ,
kidney complaints and many diseases
Incident to thin malarial cllmnto.
II. T. ALEXANDER.
"Not Guilty. "
WallBtrootNeni
A member of n church congrogn
tion in Wisconsin was last fill charged
with gambling In sleeks and brought
up before a committee for investiga
tion. The ttial began by a deacon
asking :
"Brother Smith , the charge is
gambling In stocks. "
"You , tir. "
"And you plead not guilty ? "
"No , sir , I plead guilty. "
"Then you do buy and toll stocks ,
speculate in wheat and oats and sell
futures la pork ? "
"I do , air. Didn't I gh e 1,000 in
cish to help build thlichuroh ? "
"Yes. "
"Well , I scooped that in on a little
deal In pork. Didn't I pay in $500 on
the organ ? "
"Yes. "
"That was part of my profits on a
spec in oata. Didn't I foot a deficiency
of $400 In the minister's salary this
year ? "
"Yos. "
"That came from n rise in stocks.
Didn't I chip ( n $700 toward the par-
sonnf o ? "
"Yon. "
"That ctmo from a corner In oats.
Haven't I whacked up on the orphan
unylum , the new bridge , the park and
the fire engine ? "
"You have. "
"Well , that monni moro corners ,
and holding on till I felt my hair
growing gray. Gentlemen , I will
etop out for a moment and lot you
roach a verdict. "
Ho stooped , but it wna only thirty
noconds before ho w.ia cilled in mid
congratulated on the verdict of "not
guilty. "
That fooling ol languor nnd debility
11m tallows physical nxortion , ro-
u ovcd by using Btown'a Iron Bit
ters.
Money tor the Unmavricd
Ono of the moat solid and substan
tial institutions in this country is the
Marriage Fund Mutual Trust associa
tion of Cedar lliplda , la. During
their first year , ending January lit ,
1883 , they paid over $30.000.00 in
bonolits to their mumboru , and the
greatoat eatlafaction proralls among
their certificate holders. They are
organizid under the laws of lowit , and
their ofllcere and directors nro among
the lending and most prominent buel-
noua men ot Cedar Ilapldu. Every un-
marrlod person ahoulu have a certlfi-
cato In thia association.
It is a splendid investment , as eufo ]
sccuro nnd sure .as u government
bond. You 011 ju t as well huvo n
good sum of money to commence mar
rlod lifo on as not. Ovur 200 mem
bers have been paid oil , receiving
ever 300 per cent , on their invest-
nutnt- Bond n postal card for free
circular * fully detailing the pint ) ,
which U the fl i u known. Good
Dgentu can got territory if applied for
noon. Wrltn to-day. Do not po t-
pnno it. Mention where you saw
this notion. J-l-lin
The DdUtil Ulhcount.
roy Tlinw.
A lair younR damsel wont Into the
business plnco of ono of Troy'e most
worthy nnd kindly merchants and ex-
prestod a ( iojlro to purohneo u cuttuin
jirticlt ) . buvoral spooitnuim were
shown her , and oho I'm illy made n
clioico of one as meeting hi-r vriuhes.
She hccitated n moment nnd then
siikod : "Do von make n reduction to
mlnistortl ' "Yes , " rep led the gtn-
tlumauly nt'imdnnt ; " ro you ft min
ister's wife ? ' "Nj-oo , ' was the
blcshiuv respnimt ; "luu I expect to
bo toon. " The reduction vwsqranttd.
Our Cltl/cni dcilre no notoriety , hut arc nl-
ways ready to proclaim the truth.
tin. Ooj. Ea U < y ol70 KnUht Htrcit l'ro > l-
I'tnie , U. I. , rthtea to our rcp.iUr her uxpcr-
lenco with the wcudeiful curatho proportloi ot
whitli dettlned 10511 to lia tbu sUndard and
leidlnif sptclSo ol tbs whole wldoworlJ , lor ald-
niy tndllrerdUeai s , < ko. Mrs D. says :
"Kaily laitsprlDK I wai UTeroly ailllcted iittk
torpidity cf the kidneys and enlargement of the
liver , and the kidney dlseiso came upon me so
fast and suddenly thtt before I wat scircely
awareof Ihocaun of iny trouble I became bad
ly bloattid , and my body and limbs vtry much
swollen , so that It wai H 1th great dlKculty aud
se\ ere pain that I was ulilo to walk any. I became -
came dictdfully troubled by boln i short breathed
10 that oven a illght exertion or a little cxorclno
would tire IPO ulraoH' to eihauitlon , and I wts
so distressed when I retired nights thatl couldn'1
slrep , and waixry restless. Ono ot my limbs
( spoclly had aoij severe uertous puln , which
always flcomod to bo moro novcro at nljjht than
a any ether tlmo.inJ would frufiicntly | acl.u so
ehtrp'y ' ao to i\ru o mo from rlatp. I was very
ncrvoui ar.il uneomfortabloall the dmo , and wai
beloK dotoio I , aud taking u I klndu of medicine
for tllj complaint ! and that and tlio otlur , but
all to noguod parpcso , until at about ths tlma
wlion I wan tired out nnd nomoKlml dlsiiustod
and almcut ilUcour.md with mudlilncH and doc
tors , a ro'tttlui anil lilglilj citccmod friend per
suaded mutotiy Hunt'H lloinody. I bojau to
take It altw da)3 stjo , and am happy dlaippoln-
tcd by th ro ult , for bolero I had used ahottlo
of It I bean to fool rjllcvoJ , and goon commen
ced to tlocprplindldly ; the Ha\cruiicr\ous piv'cs
n my Haiti which I had to hantllo no tenderly do
not appear any mirr , my hcada.hu and ImUcbo
havedl appoirtil , I feel better etery way , andre
ro t well a ) nlnlit. Tnoswclllni ; bm dleappcar-
ed from u ) ludy andlimbi , I am now able to do
uy hcure-work comfortable and rosily. Hunt's
UOLO ly baicertalnly done wcuders for mo
nit r 01:0. UAWLKV "
Safe and Reliable.
A. W , Drown , M. Iof i'rotldtnce , n. I. , nays :
I havuuiud Hunts Iternedy In my prtctlc for
the past sixteen years , and cheerfully recomend
t us bolny a safe aid reliable rcmivjy "
Hunt's Hen.fdy la purely a vcKotiblecompound ,
n lantld ally prcpiio.l by a Urst-clniii rcK'IstcroJ
anniclil , and will nurely euro all diseases of
thu kidneys bladder , liver ami urinary organs.
Cor.
Ncn en , brain , and muscles gain
strength and the poivor af endurance
by using Brown'u Iron Blttora.
l AgonU for the IJfo , Tlmoi ,
ftmj Trenchorou
K. JB88B JaiH6S.
liu ouly life nutborizud by litr and which will
not bo a' IllDodindlhiioilur" btory , such OKlio.t
bco'i anil will bo publlnlud , but A tiua llfo by the
only ponton who U In posuHMlon of thu facts a
fal h'ul and dtvcteJ wlfu. Truth Is moru lutcr-
online than fiction. AKenU houli\app'y \ far ter
ritory at oncu. Send 70 cts. fcr Sample book ,
J H Chnnibarn& Co. .
mo cod io ht Jbonla Mo
ARTIFICIAL UMBS.
Something
HEW
OMAHA ,
font , of Clevo.
I.IHJ , O , the
olil. pojiul.ir
mill nkillful
nnnufacturor
or
Artificial
Limbs.
Cf the litoH Improved plaii , htJ opclic < l a
branch inechinlunl Biirgiry I IB Hutu at 'J-J2 N.
lUtli itritt , Ufuha , uluru IIB In pruiarwl to fur *
nlih linliiol overd ncilptloa , sko'ctom and
supportvrii for parahzod aud ilolJrnud llmbi > ,
tninosaiid BhoulJjr bnt'M and tupiiortcri for
fenmlo woaVnow , etc. Th Doctor tuw had SI
yearn exrwrlenoo In weirlmrand adhutlrir.
j. u. cnAwroBD ,
J 4-deod-w.lin ti-J horth icth81r t
COL , L. T. FOSTER ,
ITonngilown , Ohio , May 10 , 1880.
< "Di. IJ. J. KIKDMJ. * Co. I had MTOCJ rain * ,
ble namblotonlan oolt that I priicd rery blf hly ,
he had aI rgo bone § parln on one Joint and
email ono on the other which made him vttjr
UmoI ; bid him under the charge of two Tettt-
ln ry surgeons which failed to euro him. I WM
one day reading the i drerttsement ot Kendall's
Spavin Cure In the Chicago xpreMI determined
ktoncelotry It and cot our Cruffglst * her * M
lend for It , and they ordered three boltlea ; I took
all and I thought I would give It a thorough
trial. I used It according to directions and ttu
fourth day the colt ceased to be lame and the
lumpi bare disappeared. I used but one bottl *
and tlio colt's lliuue are ai free ol lump * and at
imooth as any horse In the state Ho Isentlit-
ly cured. The cure wan to remarkable tha
tiavelottwo of my neighbors have the iemal > >
Ing two bottles who are now ualnplt
Very respectfully ,
L. T. FOSTER
Bend tor Illustrated circular Hiving poaltlrs
proof. Price il. All Druggists have It or ca
fottifor jou. Dr. I ) . J. Kendall & Col , Pn > -
prletoro , Knoeburzh Falls , VI.
SOL ± > BY ALL DRUGGISTS
DR. WHITHER.
. CharlM St. ST. LOUIS 1X1 o-
A REGULAR OllADUATE of two modlcal
ciill"Ko , , hinlieon laiiitor enquired In the treat
ment of 01MOM10 , NK.llVOJJO. 3KI"4 AND
1ILOOU Dleeauo ) thin au ° otbir ) > 'j jl.un In St.
Louis aa city IMJHTI sliuw anj % , t -wl.ltmtt
know. Consultation free and liitl' iu 'Vlien It
Is Inconvenient toljit the cit * * ii treatment ,
inodlclnm can be sent by mall ct e\\ \ i.f every ,
whore. Curable cases iruarauWd , * > irradoabl
eilsts It IB frankly ttatcd. Oal r.r i-i.t.
NorvouH prostration , Doblllty , McnUI
and I'livBlcnl .Wcaknesa , Mercurial and
other ixffiHitfonp of Throat. Hklrv 'nil Bones ,
Ulood Impurities and Blood folsontngT
Bkln AffcoUong , Old Sorea and Uloeri.
Impedimenta to Marriage , Hhoumatlem.
I'lloa. Bpoclul nltontlon to caeca from
overworked brain. SURGICAL OASE3
receive Bpuclal attention. Dlneanea prising
Irom Impru'lenco , KxoegHcn , Indulgence *
2GO POBOS the whole
IAMIAGE ttory well told. Many
receipts ; who may mar.
ry > * ho ° y D0tl why >
causes , consequence *
and cure. Sealed for 25o postage or stamps.
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li 6 nr tlJiftl. old or r.iU'C , lufft rice frtri
iMinrtirftUUvrluiK'imi ' lni ; on H fc 3 C. n'J *
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nujtqi DOCTOR STEINHARTS
The Great rojiularltcmuly for 1'ilcs.
Surocuro for Blind , Bleeding Itching Pile *
And all farms of Hcmorrholdal Tumon.
Thiso SCITOKITORIM act directly upon tha
onatu of the Ulood Vnotls.anJ by thulr utrinirent
itftttdVunth force the blood from Uia swollen
tumoni , and uy maklnir the coaU of the \clns
ttroni ; , present the r rcfllllnir , and hence a radi
cal curu U sura to follow thulr tua. Price , 73
routs a box. For sale by alldrueirUts , or sent by
n all on w lpt ofj-rioe fcy Emiiifetf dioia
