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THE DAILY BEE-MONDAY. JABTUA11V 23 il " 1883 "V > T ! ASTERN PRICES lUPLSCATED , 32 Mm STREET AND 33 PEARL ST. ( New McMahon Block , next door to Postoffice. ) COUNCIL BLUFFS , - - IOWA. RESPECTFULLY ANNOUNCES THAT HE IS NOW EEOEIVINa A VERY LARGE STOCK OF ND WINDOW SHADES , CAREFULLY SELECTED from the full line of the LEADING MANUFACTORIES. Citizens of Council Bluffs and surrounding towns are respectfvlly invited to examine THE NEW STYLES-FOR 1883 , whether you wish to buy or not , PRICES guaranteed as LOW as anywhere in the United States. i COTJ3STOIL ZBLTJIFIFS , PROPRIETOR OF = PALACE MUSIC H ALL ! Headquarters for the justly Celebrated WEBER PIANOS , now approved and used by afl first class Artists. WESTERN COTTAGE AflD BURDETTE ORGANS. Importer and dealer in MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS OF EVERY DESCBIPTION , such as Violins , Guitars , Accordeons , Music Boxes , Italian Strings , Etc. , , Etc. Also a full line of 3VCTJSIO IBOOIKISIMITJSIO ZBUfcsTIDIEIRSAJSTID SIHIIEIET 3VCTJSIO , Fancy Goods , Childrens' Carriages , Velocipedes , Bycicles , Carts and Wagons. To make room for new stock I will sell at EXTRA LOW FIGURES FOR THE NEXT SIXTY DAY Good Organs at $50 and upward. Pianos and Organs sold for Cash and on Monthly Payments. Orders solicited , Address , U. MUELLER , Council Bluffs , Iowa. WATER WAVES. That never require crimping , at Mrs. J. J. Good's Hair Store , at prices never befere touched by ny other hair dealer. Also a full line of snitches , etc. at greatly reduced prices. Also gold , liver and colored nets. Waves made from ladles' own hair. Do not fall to call before purchasing Jaewhere. All goods warranted ai represented. MRS. J. J. OOO1) , 8 ? Main street. Council Ulufla. Iowa. 1' ' ' i 0. THE LEADING DEALER IN I1" 337 Broadway , Council Bluffs , Iowa , MORGAN , KELLER & 00. , TTHSnOEK-OC1 A.TX3E3 XC. 3 7 The finest quality aid largest ntock wist of Chicago of W coilcn and itctallc Casn. CMi at tended to at all hourVe dtfy cumpctltbn In quallt > of goods or prices Our -Mr. Morgan Im-j eervrdits undir ukcr for forty jiars anil tlior- ouchly in dcrstanda his buslncfen. Wutcrooms , 34Band357 Ilr.artwaj. Uiibrlstcrln ; In nil ItH bfanchcH promptlj attcndtd to ; a BO crxrpetlaj- Ititf and Umlircquinn. Tilc raphic anil mall or- dcre filled without delay. EDWIN J. ABBOTT. Justice of the Peace and Notary Public. < . IB Broad way. Council Bluffs. W. R. VAUGHAN. JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. Omalm and Council Real Hatate & Oollootlon Agonoy. In Odd Fellow's block , over Savings' _ Bank. _ jan8-t } NERVOUS DEBILITY , Dr. X. 0. Wiae Herre and Drain Tretttneai- A vyuMo for Hysteria , Dlulness , Oonrnlalani Nsrvotu Headache , Mental Depretilan , Lou t llcmoiy pemutorrhcsa.lmpotencyjaralaatii ; Emlualons , Frcmalare Old Agt , Ciuicd byotti- exoit'cn ' , eelf-abneo , or OTcr-lndolfence. whli lead ] to mlfl ry , dtc y aud rteith. Oneuoivl c-nie recent ciaos. Jvicii lioj coutalDionetuc.Dth treatment One dclltr a box , or ilr box : : ) 01 five doUtuj 3nt by mall prep.ld on receipt C ! price. V/e caTiutoe glx l > 3xeg to euro any cis.i With r.cb oritar reielred by uj lar Mr boit ] , ao compinled with fire dol'itJ , rrlll "and thn pc ciwcr oar nrit'en Kuir nter to rotnru tai moDoy If the trsttmonk do r not o"ect ouic 0. f. floodinun , JrJTirl.-t , Bole. WholfMlen leal ceO"aata , K't ) . Ori i § by aa > ' ] ii OUATEFUL-COfilFOKTmO SUEAKTAST. "By a thorough knowledge of too natural Itwi fthtch govern the 0 | > cratlonj | of dlftctrtlon and nutrition , and tv a careful application of tki fine rro ] < ertes ! of well-sileciid Cocoa , Vi Kppi n&a piorlded our breakhst tables with t delicately flavored bei ti\ge nhlcii may rave M man ) heavy doctors' bllU It Is by the jud'cl ' 101 use cf such articles of diet that a constitution may Do gradually built up until strong onaub to rrilit evrry tendency to disease. Hundred ! of subtle maladies are floating around us ready to attack wherever there la a i-ak point. Wt may escape many a Iitil shaft by kceplux our elves well fortified with pure blaod and a prop erly nourished frame. " Civil Service Oiiotte. Uaile simply with boiling water or milk Do ) In tins only ( , -lb and Ib ) , labeled JAMBS KPPS to CO. , Homceopatblo Ohemleta XionUon , MBS , K , J , HAEDINQ , M , D , ( Medical Electrician AND GYGNEOOLOGIST. Graduate of Eloctropathlc Initltutlon , Phila delphia , Feuna. Offloo Dor , Broadway & Olonn Avo. COUNCIL DLUFKa , IOWA. The treatment ot all diseases and painful dlf fleultles peculiar to fcmalea a pptdalty. JACOB SIMS , Attorney anfl Oounsollor at Law , COUNCIL LLUFFS , IOWA. Office Broadway , botwe a Miln and Pea triietn.Vlll practice In ! t te and Kede ur' f. D. IDMUKD801I. I. L. HIlUUiRT , A. W. BTBltT , President. VIce-Fres't. ' Coahlor. CITIZENS BANK Of Council Bluffs. Organlied under the laws of the State of Iowa Paid up capital , f T6 000 Authorized capital SOO.OOO Interest paid on time deposits. Drafts Udued on the principal cities of the United Utatos and Europe. Bpcclal attention given to colloctloui and correspcndenco with prompt returns. DIBIOTOU , J. D. Kdmundcoo , i : . U Shn art , J. T Hurt W.W.WaUac | * , J.V. . Kodlcr , I. A. Ulllei A W Htrcei JvTdtf tnos. orricik w. u. x. res IT. OFHOER & PUSET , 3Sjm.7u-3rxi3Jc-r.af , Council Bluffs , la , Established , - I8K6 Dealers In Forcl ( { | tnd | Doinestte ) Eich nte ; and homx securities. Office over savlng bank. 00 UNOIij BLUFFS , . . lowt. A WEDUINQ INTBBBUPTED. Why a Carolina Bride Objected to the Uae of the Solf-Ooctong Revolver. Henry Qiady In the Atlanta Constitution. By the way , Bollard Smith tolls a story of a North Carolina wedding. It runs this way : It was In ( ho Caro- Ina baokvrooda , a country ooaplo and k country parson , Though a Baptist , , ho minister were an old snrplicn. When ho had Gnishod the csroraony lie said : "Au * thorn 'uns who God hath joined- " "Stop thar , parson , " said tho" ? room ; "Don't say them 'uns say those 'unal" "John , " said the parson , "I tech yon at tchool. and I say thoin 'uns. " "Theao 'una , " ohonted the groom , drawing his plotol , Eho parson , seeing the movement , fired through hii surplice and the groom dropped dead winging the paraon na ho wont down. There was lively fnsihdo of perhaps thirty shots. Wlion the smoke cleared away a half dozen men were on the floor. The bride , pooping ever the pulpit to which she had fled for refuge , gazed mournfully on the saono and said : "Them tolf-cookin' la - pistols n ployin * hell with my proapeckal" Of conrso the atory is an impossi ble ono , and yet , said Mr. Smith : "That is the staple story of the south that li circulated and baliovod throughout the north. While ouch n thing could hardly have happened In North Carolina any moro than la Now York , the average northern man smiles incredulously when yon tr ] | him that this performance ia improba ble at a Carolina woddiug. * # * "Keop to your pluco and your place will keep you. " But you can not oxpoot to keep your place without health , the foundation of all encoeia. Fur Instance , a railroad engineer in the employ of the Chicago , Milwaukee & St. Paul railroad had been griev ously " ( Tooted with diabetes for eix years. Ho took four boxes of Kid- ney-\Vort and now writes that ho is entirely cured and working regu larly. Ono of Brother Oardnor'd Lootureo Detroit Frtu I'ttmt. "Am Brudder StopolT Johnson In do hall dls ovonln' ? " ueked the presi dent , as ho arose and looked up and down the alalca. "Yes , Bah. " "Don ho will pleoto atop to do front. " Brother Johnson appeared to labor under the linproeshm that a modal waa about to bo presented to him for having the longest hoela cf any col ored man In America , nnd his face were a broad grin as ho ntood at the def < k "Stopotf Johnson , " said Brother Gardner , in his most solemn tone , "I was In do back room of a grocery in Bcuubiim utroet do odder night to bargain fur ton bushels of 'taters , on1 I heard your voice as you cum In o order fo' pounds of buckwheat flour , and to remark ilat your ole woman waa ravin1 crazy wld do toofacho. " "Yes , sah , d t was mo. " "Da ole man Olluax loou drapped in , an' it wasn't five mlnlta bofo' you lad a hot dispute 'bout do alga of do airth. " "Ho doan1 know nnfBn , sab. " "Yon called him a fool. " "An * he called mo a liar ! " "Yon sold he " was a bigot. "An * he said I was a humbug. " "I hoarn it all , Brnddor Johnson , and now I want to talk to you a little. In the fust place , what do you know 'bout do aigo of do world ? ' ' "I I well , eali , what dooa do old man Climax know 'bout it ? " ' 'Dat's it rrhnt do either ono of you know 'bout it ? Nnfliii'nuflin' 't all. Dat'fl whar do trubblo cuuis in. Two men will dispute harder obor whatdoy doan' know dan ober solemn facks. Do worat enemy I ober had was n man who got mad at mo bekaso I wouldn't believe in ghoata. What wo doan't know wo often try to make up for in argymont. What wolackin arjjymont we try to make up for In blub. It am easier to call a man a fool dan to pro duce facka and figures to convince him dat ho am in do wrong. It am oafor to call an old man a liar dan to wink at a young tnnn's wife. Lot mo say to you : "What you bollovo in wid all yj * heart may artor nil , bo wrong. "Do man who drapit argymout fur epithet has no case. "It am only do fairest in tided men who admit doir ignnranco tf what they do n * know. "Abuse may ollorcs a man , but It won't couvlncu him. "It am July do bigot who prides himself OU hla cast iron opinyuna. "It urn only do fool who believes a nrahuna am true bekasu ho aaaerto 'cm "Now , Bruddor Johnson , yon drap back to 3 or bench an'sot down an' stay sot , an * du nex' time you h'ar somebody boldly aunounoo dat dla world am fifty millyon y'ar old yon pick up your buckwheat flour an' walk homo wid do rollackshun dat it wouldn't establish do facks in the oaao if yon an' him war' to gouge an * blto 'an kick an clftvr till dotr wasn't a rod of sidewalk left In Gardnorvlllo " If yon are n frcqtnnteror a resident of u miasmatic diotrlot , barricade your system a ninnt the nconrga of all new countries ague , billlnua and inter mittent fovorB by the use of Hop BUtore. LumsoTOM , Mich. , Fob. 2 , 1880. I have sold Hup Bittern for lour years and there is no medicine that surpluses them for bilious attacks , kidney complaints and many diseases Incident to thin malarial cllmnto. II. T. ALEXANDER. "Not Guilty. " WallBtrootNeni A member of n church congrogn tion in Wisconsin was last fill charged with gambling In sleeks and brought up before a committee for investiga tion. The ttial began by a deacon asking : "Brother Smith , the charge is gambling In stocks. " "You , tir. " "And you plead not guilty ? " "No , sir , I plead guilty. " "Then you do buy and toll stocks , speculate in wheat and oats and sell futures la pork ? " "I do , air. Didn't I gh e 1,000 in cish to help build thlichuroh ? " "Yes. " "Well , I scooped that in on a little deal In pork. Didn't I pay in $500 on the organ ? " "Yes. " "That was part of my profits on a spec in oata. Didn't I foot a deficiency of $400 In the minister's salary this year ? " "Yos. " "That came from n rise in stocks. Didn't I chip ( n $700 toward the par- sonnf o ? " "Yon. " "That ctmo from a corner In oats. Haven't I whacked up on the orphan unylum , the new bridge , the park and the fire engine ? " "You have. " "Well , that monni moro corners , and holding on till I felt my hair growing gray. Gentlemen , I will etop out for a moment and lot you roach a verdict. " Ho stooped , but it wna only thirty noconds before ho w.ia cilled in mid congratulated on the verdict of "not guilty. " That fooling ol languor nnd debility 11m tallows physical nxortion , ro- u ovcd by using Btown'a Iron Bit ters. Money tor the Unmavricd Ono of the moat solid and substan tial institutions in this country is the Marriage Fund Mutual Trust associa tion of Cedar lliplda , la. During their first year , ending January lit , 1883 , they paid over $30.000.00 in bonolits to their mumboru , and the greatoat eatlafaction proralls among their certificate holders. They are organizid under the laws of lowit , and their ofllcere and directors nro among the lending and most prominent buel- noua men ot Cedar Ilapldu. Every un- marrlod person ahoulu have a certlfi- cato In thia association. It is a splendid investment , as eufo ] sccuro nnd sure .as u government bond. You 011 ju t as well huvo n good sum of money to commence mar rlod lifo on as not. Ovur 200 mem bers have been paid oil , receiving ever 300 per cent , on their invest- nutnt- Bond n postal card for free circular * fully detailing the pint ) , which U the fl i u known. Good Dgentu can got territory if applied for noon. Wrltn to-day. Do not po t- pnno it. Mention where you saw this notion. J-l-lin The DdUtil Ulhcount. roy Tlinw. A lair younR damsel wont Into the business plnco of ono of Troy'e most worthy nnd kindly merchants and ex- prestod a ( iojlro to purohneo u cuttuin jirticlt ) . buvoral spooitnuim were shown her , and oho I'm illy made n clioico of one as meeting hi-r vriuhes. She hccitated n moment nnd then siikod : "Do von make n reduction to mlnistortl ' "Yes , " rep led the gtn- tlumauly nt'imdnnt ; " ro you ft min ister's wife ? ' "Nj-oo , ' was the blcshiuv respnimt ; "luu I expect to bo toon. " The reduction vwsqranttd. Our Cltl/cni dcilre no notoriety , hut arc nl- ways ready to proclaim the truth. tin. Ooj. Ea U < y ol70 KnUht Htrcit l'ro > l- I'tnie , U. I. , rthtea to our rcp.iUr her uxpcr- lenco with the wcudeiful curatho proportloi ot whitli dettlned 10511 to lia tbu sUndard and leidlnif sptclSo ol tbs whole wldoworlJ , lor ald- niy tndllrerdUeai s , < ko. Mrs D. says : "Kaily laitsprlDK I wai UTeroly ailllcted iittk torpidity cf the kidneys and enlargement of the liver , and the kidney dlseiso came upon me so fast and suddenly thtt before I wat scircely awareof Ihocaun of iny trouble I became bad ly bloattid , and my body and limbs vtry much swollen , so that It wai H 1th great dlKculty aud se\ ere pain that I was ulilo to walk any. I became - came dictdfully troubled by boln i short breathed 10 that oven a illght exertion or a little cxorclno would tire IPO ulraoH' to eihauitlon , and I wts so distressed when I retired nights thatl couldn'1 slrep , and waixry restless. Ono ot my limbs ( spoclly had aoij severe uertous puln , which always flcomod to bo moro novcro at nljjht than a any ether tlmo.inJ would frufiicntly | acl.u so ehtrp'y ' ao to i\ru o mo from rlatp. I was very ncrvoui ar.il uneomfortabloall the dmo , and wai beloK dotoio I , aud taking u I klndu of medicine for tllj complaint ! and that and tlio otlur , but all to noguod parpcso , until at about ths tlma wlion I wan tired out nnd nomoKlml dlsiiustod and almcut ilUcour.md with mudlilncH and doc tors , a ro'tttlui anil lilglilj citccmod friend per suaded mutotiy Hunt'H lloinody. I bojau to take It altw da)3 stjo , and am happy dlaippoln- tcd by th ro ult , for bolero I had used ahottlo of It I bean to fool rjllcvoJ , and goon commen ced to tlocprplindldly ; the Ha\cruiicr\ous piv'cs n my Haiti which I had to hantllo no tenderly do not appear any mirr , my hcada.hu and ImUcbo havedl appoirtil , I feel better etery way , andre ro t well a ) nlnlit. Tnoswclllni ; bm dleappcar- ed from u ) ludy andlimbi , I am now able to do uy hcure-work comfortable and rosily. Hunt's UOLO ly baicertalnly done wcuders for mo nit r 01:0. UAWLKV " Safe and Reliable. A. W , Drown , M. Iof i'rotldtnce , n. I. , nays : I havuuiud Hunts Iternedy In my prtctlc for the past sixteen years , and cheerfully recomend t us bolny a safe aid reliable rcmivjy " Hunt's Hen.fdy la purely a vcKotiblecompound , n lantld ally prcpiio.l by a Urst-clniii rcK'IstcroJ anniclil , and will nurely euro all diseases of thu kidneys bladder , liver ami urinary organs. Cor. Ncn en , brain , and muscles gain strength and the poivor af endurance by using Brown'u Iron Blttora. l AgonU for the IJfo , Tlmoi , ftmj Trenchorou K. JB88B JaiH6S. liu ouly life nutborizud by litr and which will not bo a' IllDodindlhiioilur" btory , such OKlio.t bco'i anil will bo publlnlud , but A tiua llfo by the only ponton who U In posuHMlon of thu facts a fal h'ul and dtvcteJ wlfu. Truth Is moru lutcr- online than fiction. AKenU houli\app'y \ far ter ritory at oncu. Send 70 cts. fcr Sample book , J H Chnnibarn& Co. . mo cod io ht Jbonla Mo ARTIFICIAL UMBS. Something HEW OMAHA , font , of Clevo. I.IHJ , O , the olil. pojiul.ir mill nkillful nnnufacturor or Artificial Limbs. Cf the litoH Improved plaii , htJ opclic < l a branch inechinlunl Biirgiry I IB Hutu at 'J-J2 N. lUtli itritt , Ufuha , uluru IIB In pruiarwl to fur * nlih linliiol overd ncilptloa , sko'ctom and supportvrii for parahzod aud ilolJrnud llmbi > , tninosaiid BhoulJjr bnt'M and tupiiortcri for fenmlo woaVnow , etc. Th Doctor tuw had SI yearn exrwrlenoo In weirlmrand adhutlrir. j. u. cnAwroBD , J 4-deod-w.lin ti-J horth icth81r t COL , L. T. FOSTER , ITonngilown , Ohio , May 10 , 1880. < "Di. IJ. J. KIKDMJ. * Co. I had MTOCJ rain * , ble namblotonlan oolt that I priicd rery blf hly , he had aI rgo bone § parln on one Joint and email ono on the other which made him vttjr UmoI ; bid him under the charge of two Tettt- ln ry surgeons which failed to euro him. I WM one day reading the i drerttsement ot Kendall's Spavin Cure In the Chicago xpreMI determined ktoncelotry It and cot our Cruffglst * her * M lend for It , and they ordered three boltlea ; I took all and I thought I would give It a thorough trial. I used It according to directions and ttu fourth day the colt ceased to be lame and the lumpi bare disappeared. I used but one bottl * and tlio colt's lliuue are ai free ol lump * and at imooth as any horse In the state Ho Isentlit- ly cured. The cure wan to remarkable tha tiavelottwo of my neighbors have the iemal > > Ing two bottles who are now ualnplt Very respectfully , L. T. FOSTER Bend tor Illustrated circular Hiving poaltlrs proof. Price il. All Druggists have It or ca fottifor jou. Dr. I ) . J. Kendall & Col , Pn > - prletoro , Knoeburzh Falls , VI. SOL ± > BY ALL DRUGGISTS DR. WHITHER. . CharlM St. ST. LOUIS 1X1 o- A REGULAR OllADUATE of two modlcal ciill"Ko , , hinlieon laiiitor enquired In the treat ment of 01MOM10 , NK.llVOJJO. 3KI"4 AND 1ILOOU Dleeauo ) thin au ° otbir ) > 'j jl.un In St. Louis aa city IMJHTI sliuw anj % , t -wl.ltmtt know. Consultation free and liitl' iu 'Vlien It Is Inconvenient toljit the cit * * ii treatment , inodlclnm can be sent by mall ct e\\ \ i.f every , whore. Curable cases iruarauWd , * > irradoabl eilsts It IB frankly ttatcd. Oal r.r i-i.t. NorvouH prostration , Doblllty , McnUI and I'livBlcnl .Wcaknesa , Mercurial and other ixffiHitfonp of Throat. Hklrv 'nil Bones , Ulood Impurities and Blood folsontngT Bkln AffcoUong , Old Sorea and Uloeri. Impedimenta to Marriage , Hhoumatlem. I'lloa. Bpoclul nltontlon to caeca from overworked brain. SURGICAL OASE3 receive Bpuclal attention. Dlneanea prising Irom Impru'lenco , KxoegHcn , Indulgence * 2GO POBOS the whole IAMIAGE ttory well told. Many receipts ; who may mar. ry > * ho ° y D0tl why > causes , consequence * and cure. Sealed for 25o postage or stamps. ft 2M * , ( i -"ir.il'.n.Tir 11.2 Hoi | a.vo UH > Mop if > , , um jocnu. rom my t- i > iicrctl'iit Jf d In.in it 7011 no li 6 nr tlJiftl. old or r.iU'C , lufft rice frtri iMinrtirftUUvrluiK'imi ' lni ; on H fc 3 C. n'J * n * t , n-ly ni HOD Blttort- , Vn.WYfcrounn - , < fh > uirr you fti'l dial i U. . ill' vr tliuin tlniri tlhoyUiifu . l l | . II o l'T > * ? , pP n , * l rH " U jlimi , 'lit ' all f . ' < BurA , ' ! ( tJ < H you wni Blttiir Vloi * * \ttiat-rtl-tt \ i i ) M r V.l . d " " " " ' : tv. ' Mfe 0 I'M nujtqi DOCTOR STEINHARTS The Great rojiularltcmuly for 1'ilcs. Surocuro for Blind , Bleeding Itching Pile * And all farms of Hcmorrholdal Tumon. Thiso SCITOKITORIM act directly upon tha onatu of the Ulood Vnotls.anJ by thulr utrinirent itftttdVunth force the blood from Uia swollen tumoni , and uy maklnir the coaU of the \clns ttroni ; , present the r rcfllllnir , and hence a radi cal curu U sura to follow thulr tua. Price , 73 routs a box. For sale by alldrueirUts , or sent by n all on w lpt ofj-rioe fcy Emiiifetf dioia