THE DALLf BEii-OMAHA SATURDAY DECEM ° EK 16
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Lands and Lots Bought and Sold ,
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JOTAMBS PUBLIC AND CONVEYANCERS ,
COUNCIL BLUFFS . IOWA.
TAYLOR BROS"
1005 MAIN STREET , COUNCIL BLUFFS ,
Iliolesale Dealers in Lipors and fines ,
JNo. 13 Mniu St , Council BlutlV , lu.
_ Branch Honse ; Linder. Kiel & Jonsnn. Pionx Falls , D. T.
215 , 217 and 219 Main Street ,
Of , A11 Kinds. fcfew Goods. New Prices and
quare Dealing. Call and Examine Our Stock.
S. D. A. BENEDICT ,
THE LEADING DKALEU IN
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337 Broadway , Oounoil Bluffs , Iowa ,
Saloon and Restaurant ,
ADOLPII DOEUFLINGKK , Procrietor. Choke Wines nnd Ul ,
Oystera in Eveiy Style.
709 Lownr Rrondway. Onunoil Blnffb low *
DUQUETTE , GTJIBE11T & CO. ,
( Successor ! to EUR & DUQUETTE ) ,
SQlra IVniforo rlUilDlo dllll ! blJiltjljliyilDlb I'nrifQPfiflttQi'o ' !
16 and 18 Peiirl-st. . roimcil Bluffs , Ja
D. M. CON NELL
Funeral Director and Undertaker.
No. 17 , North Maiu Street. . Council Bluda
Calls promptly nncwcrcJ at all hoaro , night nr d y. Hew he&rso anJ London ( Mrrln ea direct
Jrom the factory are run In connection therewith.
DR. A. P. HANOHETT ,
SURGEQH.
Office , No. 11 Peart Street Houu , 0 . m. to
2. , and 2 p. m. , to B p , m. Residence , 120
Dancioli street. Telephoalc connection wltli
Central office. _
rnoa. orrioiR. w. ii. K. rusrr
OfflOEE . & EUSEY. .
Council Bluffs , la ,
Established , - - 1856
Dealers In Foreign [ ind | DoumBtle Exchange
and home securities.
MBS , E , J , HARDING , M , D , .
Medical Electrician
GYGr\SEOOLOGIST.
of Kloctropathlc In tltatlon , Phils-
dclphln ,
0109 Oor , Broadway & Glenn Avo.
COUKCII. Bl-'JKFS , IOWA
The troatraotil of nil dMi-iiuo ind iiilnful df- !
flcaltlea peculiar to focalea a iiuliUr. ; _
JACOB SIMS ,
Attorney and BonnsoJlor at Lav/ / ,
COUNCIL h/jUKKS , IOWA.
Offlco Broadway , between Milu uud Pea
tract j. VUI priictlcs lu Swie rnl Ki-dr
nrti
FUU
LAOIGs & tiEXTLHHE.Y ,
Cornnr Urynnt Street ,
Ono door north of Dohanej's Opera Houtu , win re
the unuHorlii ) , ' from recent Cold' , Hhunnatlsm ,
Keuraljfia. Lututniro and other dUtrcbtliie ail-
menU may Hnd relief In thu tlmet ) use of either
the
Thormo-Electric s Kedloated Bitli
I desire and hope for the pat'onage of ph > isl
dann who may vtUh for their patltnU ihlu uiuil
Ury , and will give any KO directed evtry posulblu
attention ,
U Kefcldc-3 my wfc | , a competent Iiuly , will attunl
"adlc * . V. M. [ , OOKWOOI > ,
Proprietor
ABBOTT.
Jusfcico of the. Peace and
Hotary Public.
, Council BlufTo.
Samuel C , Davis &Co.j
DRY GOODS
Washington ; Ave. and Filth fit ,
ST. LOUIS MO-
COUKCII/ BLUFFS HAILKOAD
TABLE.
CIIICAOO , ROCK ISLAND AND PACIFIC.
Depart. Arrive.
Atlantic Kxt..fi:20pm Pacific
Ex and Mail1..9:25am : Ex and Mail.6:55 : p in
D. ilolnes ac".7in a m Dca JIoinesttc'-lMO p in
CIIICAOO , HL'RLINUTOS AND CJCI.SCV.
Depart. Arrive.
Atlantic Ext..f30 ! urn Paclflo Ext..0:20 : nm
Mail and Ex.9 ' 0am Mall nnd Kx'.7:00p : in
N. V. Kv 4:00pin : Neh & Ka Jb.8:20 a tn
CHICAGO AND NORTHKSTKUX.
Depart. Arrl\ .
Atlantic Kxf..BIH : pin Pacific Evt..9:15am :
Mai and Ex.a:20am : Mall and Kx.0:13p : m
Acuoin. ( Hat.5:60 ) : p in Acuom. ( Mon..l:15pm ) :
KAN8A8 CnV , HI. JOK AND LOU.NCIIt
Depart. Arrlv c.
Mall and Ex. . . .9:55 : a m I r.xnres 0-W p m
Exprewi 9:10 : p m | Mall nntl Kx..OI4iipm
DMON rAciric.
Depart. Arrlvu.
Overland Kx.lUIOa. m. OverlandE1:00 : p. m.
Lincoln Ex..11:30 : a. in. Denver Ex . . .8:00n. : m ,
Denver Ex..7:00 : p. m. Local Ex ( ! :30a. : m.
Local Ex 7:22 u. m. " Ex 9.U5a. in.
Emigrant..Oilp. ) m. " Ex f-00a.ru.
WABAUII , hV. LOl'IH AND 1'ACiriO.
DeiMirt. Arrive.
Mall and MX. . 9:45 : n m I Mall and Ex. . 430 p m
Cannon Ball. . 4W : p in | Cannon Ball. . 11:05 : am
BIOUX CUT AND FMItlC.
Depart. Arrive.
For Sioux Clty.7A3am Frm Sioux C'y.o O p m
For Fort Niobrara. Frm Fort Niohrara ,
Neb" 7:5.riam : Neb * COpm
For St. Paul..7:40pm : From St..Paul..8 0 a inFer
CI1ICAUO , MILMAUHKK AND HT. 1'AL'L.
Loarc Council lilulls. Arrives Council IlluflH.
Mall and Ex. . ! t.-JO a m I Mall and Ex.'CM pin
Atlantic I-x. jSilB p in | Atlantic hx . . [ 'J:10ain :
CIIICAOO , MILWAIKKK AND M. PAUL.
LeivuuOmali.1. Arrivvx at Omaha.
Mall and ix.7ir : : > am ' 1'atlflc IX [ 9:15a : in
Atlantic K > . { | 3:10pm : | Mall and i\7-25p : in
"Kxccpt SiniJnjfl. iUxevpt uaturdag. ( Uxcopt
Moii.Ui < . ( Dall ) .
Oouucll Blulta & Omaba Street B. R.
Leav o Council lllnllH. I < earo Omaha.
R n in , 9 a m , 10 n in , I H a m , 9 n in , 10 a m ,
llam , 1 a2 \ p m , 3 p I 11 am , 1pm , 2pm , 3p
m , 4 p in , D p in , C p in. | m , 4 p m , p m , ( i p m.
Strut can * run half hourly to the Union Pacific
Depot. On Sunday the earn tiiirln their trip at
9 o clock a. m. , and run rei rarly durlnjr the day
at 0,11 , " 4 , & and G o'clock , and run to citytimo.
yon tailor from Uj pcp ia , U3a
BURDOCK ILOOI ) UlTTKlttt
If yea ire altllctcJ with Jillloiisnctw , uco
BURDOCK DLOOD CirTKP.S
If youiro proatnted with slcU Headache , tr.Uo
HUIIDOCK DLOOD niTTKKS
t your llotvcla uro disordered , iiguMo tliein wltb
UURDOOK HLOOD UllTKUO
If vur Blood le mpurB , purify U with
nUUDOC'K BLOOD BIITCUS.
If you In 'e Indigestion , you will tmdan antldoU
In UUUDOCK J1LOOD WTTKKa
If > outre troubled with Spring ConiplalnU , cr-
idlcato them with BUHDOCK BLOOD U1TTKHB.
If your U verts tor pU , tretoro It to healthy action
with JltmDOCK BLOOD U1TTBR3
Jf your L'.vcrlJ ullccted , you will flnclaeuro ro-
Btoraavoln BUHDOCK BLOOO B1TTEI18.
If you have &ny epcclca of Humor or Pimple , til' '
fcot to Uko BUHDOCK BLOOD BITTEHS.
If ) ou have ny eymptomHof Ulccr/i or Bcrofulou *
Bores , a curatlvu remedy will he found lii
BURDOCK BLOOD BlTTUKfl
For Imparting btringth and \lUllty tothoiyi
tuu , nothing : anoqual
BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS.
For Nervous and General Debllltj- tone up the
B)6t ui with BURDOCKBLOOD lllTrKJlS
Price l.00per dottle ; Ti ! Uottlei 10 Cti
TDSTEE , MILBDRN , & Do , , Props ,
nurrAio , H , y.
B'd l b3lewl by lab. k UcUUion kad 0.
ooiruta. ID 7 tod-ro1
ON THANKSGIVING DAY , 1837 ,
The ba'obnrnor in the Critstnnn
Homo glowed libo & furnnco , ns well
It might , the wind being bitter outbids
And the ( test on duty. The clock wa
on the stroke of 10 , nnd everybody hid
gene home but the Old bottler , the
ox Poutulinastor , the County Clerk
and the ShotilT. Tha hot water kettle
on the atovo was hidden in n cloud of
steam , but you know it was there by
the eoug it sang. The Old Bottler WM
feeling comfortable , for ho hnd been
"alinghi1 it inlorhimhot , with n baked
apple ctunoliod in it , b'gosh , with
sugar 'nough to Inko the tooth out'n
it.1 FrniiK , the landlord , was wishing
to himself that they'd , nil got up ntid
go , when the Old Settler remarked :
"Tnatiksgiviii1 uevor coinca n tollln *
'round but what I've got to jkin my
eye back to how I nttuck luck on tbe
oveuiu * c' Thankifciriti' , joat forly-Hvo
yo&ra ORO this fall. Yet , hiv , boys , if
it hadn't n ban for n lucky llltlo nxsu-1
I had with a blc nho b'nr on the 28 : h
of November , 1837 , 1 would a ben
married that ovciitn' , nnd would i ben
coalpcd by Iniitis , bVonh on thu ! tl of
Juao , 1838. "
It was evident thnt the O'.d Settler
hnd u Hloty on his mind , uud thnt ho
intended to got it off. Thn landlord
glanced liolplcnnly nt the clock. As
ho went to turn out some of the lighta
in the room ho niouoly nmmrked that
ho wished thu big aho bear hnd
taken aomo other course and not in
terfered with the ( loathly which had
started out to ohnpo tbo Old Sottlcr'a
ends.
"WotI , I don't know ns I see any
thing very wonderful in that , Major , "
said the ox-pouudmactor. "It ain't
much of n triok to toll a story about
not being aonlpod by Indions. Now ,
if you had only been ecalpod on the
3d of Juno , 1838 , and wcro aittlng
hero to-night tolling in about it , why
that would bo something n little out
of the old ru > , and wo might work up a
little surprise over it. "
"Ves'r aaid the sheriff , "or it
would bo a little interesting to hoar
whether the raealo with the boar
didn't turn out to bo a lucky thing
for the woman , too. Couldn't you
give un the inside facts about that ,
Msjoi ? "
"Thoy'a seooh a thing , boys , ez
boin' a loutlo too ouuniu' , " oatd the
Old Settler.
'What I'm goin' to toll you mayn't
bo very h'prisiu' , Mr. Poundmaotor ,
nn' then cgln it may. [ tat whether
'tin or whether 'taint , I'm ' Roing to toll
it , for I ain't likely to think of it again
'fo o next Thanks/jiving / , ail" mobbo
by that time none o" yon smart bucko
won't bo lingering on this mundane
sphnro , an' then you'll bs sorry you
misied it. An * ess fur glvin' the in-
aide fno'a as to the she b'ar an * the
woman I didn't marry , you nuodn't
bo nlarmod , sheriff , for 1'vo got "em
down to u dot , b'gosh. An I'll give
'em to you dyed in the wool , war
ranted not to fade , an' If thoy'o a
thred of cotton in 'om take the lot ,
free gratis for nothin * . Fur four my
mem'ry mout scatter n little , hko a
load o' shot rammed down hard fur
pigeons , I think I'll Blintr another hot
nu inter me , which I'll send my
rooominorubntnco plumb inter the
bull's eye , b'gosh , a riilo ball out'n my
old ' mootho-boro , with mo a pnllin'
tbo trigger , Crunch the apple tol'blo '
fine , Frank , an * don't use yer ougar
ez if they was n heavy tariff on ev'ry
spoonful , an' you had to piy it. "
The landlard iillod the flowing
bowl.
"The wa'n't mush of a settlement
at Lord's Valley forty-five years ago , "
continued the Old Settler , "an1 they
ain't much of a one thar now , fur that
matter , but there waa u big crop o'
fun to the equar' foot in them dnyn
back in the woods , nn' I gathered in
my sheer cf it. When wo didn't oaro
to get up a fight with n b'ur or they
wa'n't no painters handy to tackle fur
an cvGiila's leotlo recryation , us fel
lers ueoty kinder awing round an"
take in an apple cut comowlmr in the
dootetick , or a huekin' bco now an'
then , whenever some o' the agriccl
tural tillers o' the silo back on the liilln
had corn enough to got up one which
wa'n't party darn frequent , boye , I
kin tell ye.
"Jep Ladyard were one o' the boys
in them days , an' ho wore n tough 'un.
That feller would rather inlso three
meah a day fur a week than to mies a
fight. Ho wa'n't partio'lorly mnesy ,
an' didn't 'xao'ly edge'round to got up
ono on the carpet aomowhar , an' it
wa'n't ' likely to couio to his run
way , he'd kinder work hieaolf over
to whar the fun was cookin' , an' gin *
er'ly got thar in time to walk in an'
clean things. He wa'n't very popular
in nocioty , but when folks got BO-
quilnted with him they wa'n't no np-
) ) Io cut , nor no corn buskin' , nor no
dance over give 'round thnt part o'tho
conn try that ho didn't git an Inyito to.
That waa naC'ral , though , fur the
Joneses made n huskin' ono fall , an'
.Top didn't got no invitu. Nox' dayho
wallzca over an' thrashed old.Ionessn'
his two atub an' twist boys , Dan an *
Pate , which was considered about two
0 the hardest riutn to crack they war
'long the Shoholy. Then .Top gave it
out that the tiox' man ez slighted him
on any blowout in them parts he'd biff
the life out'n him an'mow ton acrotio'
Kcrub oaks with his carcass. Ez they
wa'n't nobody cz wanted his farm
cleared in that way , Jup Ladyard
wa'n't never short o' invites urtcr
thnt.
thnt."ThBy wiio a fum'ly named Dish ,
bolter lived 'long thu turnpike , 'bout
five milra from whnro I had my cunp
1 n the fill o' ' 35 Oln man Diehbultur
hud a little olearin' , un' they was
tol'nblu decant eort o' folko. Taoy
had a darter thr.t rather eot nil the
boye a cl.incin * 'ronnd the clearin'
Milder Dlshbalter vrna a likely g&l , but
eho was fiery , nn1 BO durn not ia her
waya that they wa'n't many in the
dosatriok ez cilo'lntrd to go again anything -
thing oho made up her mind to do.
Jcp Lsdyard got pumb gnno on
Mnrler UIB fuat time ho over met her ,
en' was dead crazy to marry her. Hut
film didn't take a bit o' utook in him ,
an' ujety to bluff him on1 mitten hiir
till they eaid it were durn funny ho
didn't take it out'n thn clii man.
"In the fall o' "M Bam Giles eorapod
together enough apples to ell up a
pcelln1 , an * I took it in , That was
the fust time I over aeo Marier Dish-
belter , I wa'n't takiu' no back scat
in them days when it come to ihakin'
the foot , an * mo an * Mnrier ruthor
walked off with the alap-jack that
night , The conBokonocs wor" that she
to k n big shine to mo. I r lked
hum with her that night , an' whrn I
Irft her nt the door f > nu * ) to rni > :
'Yer comin' to see mo nox' S\turdsj7
She reckoned , b'goh , that I would ,
an' I sco right away that I was ioln' ;
in on Saturday jest ir. mire IT. I was
nlivo. An1 I dtd come. An' then
Marior eaid that I w.-u uoln'
to como thnr throe nights n week , to
say uothln' o' Snud v J > ' I kiow'd
I were goin' to do it , though I didn't
want to , no moro'n 1 wanted to quit
deer huntin' an' go down in the holler
an' lity fur coons ,
"Well , boyn , jest z rog'lar rz them
thrco niglitn a week an * Sunday rolled
round , jest to rcg'lur yo'd find mo rv
moggin' over t'ords Dithbpllur'a.
Jop .Lsdyard was nil cut up. li'a a
durn wonder ho didn't lain the lifo
out'n mo , 'cauto hooauld n donu it in
lees'n n plg'a whisper. Ha didn't ,
though , but ho dfcrud mo bio nib , a
lioun' , nil the akinn ho could capture
in A year , an' n hull raft o' ttnpu if
I'd ' alido away nn' give him n chanoa
with Marier. I told him that I'd gio
him mor'n thnt if ho would t kt > lar
oFn ( my handr , but cz to givin" her
the mitten , ho mout jest cz well atk
mo to hold a live doer by thu tail
while I skinned it with it ponknifo.
"So things wont along till thu fall
o' " 37. Owe night mean' Mnri r was
eotlin up , puttin' away a loetlo o' Ihu
ole mnn'a elder an' clinwin' a cruller
now an * then , when all of a suddeiit
Matter ray :
"Wall , , ) hn"eaya aho , "wo'ui goiu'
to bo married , "
"That so ? " an7B I. I was sot back
cz if sotuo ono give mo a biff in the
eye , but I knott'd wo was goiu' to bo
married if Marier said BO. 'That ao ? '
saya I. 'What'a tliat futI / eayi.
" \Val , ' says Marior , 'they ain't no
durn feller cz runs those yer woods , '
aaya aho , 'oz kin aet up with mo three
nights out'n ov'ry week , ' aho say a , 'an
como to dinner nn' supper Sundays , '
snya ahi > , ' 'loss ho moans ter hitch
outer mo so cz ho kin be 'round fur
breakfast , to > , ' aaya nho. 'So jo kin
git ready tor bo hitched nox1 Thanks ,
pivin night , ' snys aho.
"Thanksgivln1 were jest four daya
away , boys , an * it rutlior seemed tome
mo that Mnrier wa'n't givin * me much
o1 a ahow , an' so I says :
11'ThankuglvinV aayal. 'Gosht'l.
michty ; , Marier , ain't that a lootle
suddint ? ' aaya I ,
' "Mobbo it's Buddint , ' ho , an'
mobbo 'taint , ' eayo aho. 'Butsuddint
or no Buddint , or. Thanksglvin' night
o jine , ' aaya aho , 'for ov'rything'a
ready , nn' the invitca ia all out. '
"Goiu1 back to camp thnt night 1
tried to make up my mind to out my
Btickn out'n the countrybut I couldn't.
Then I wondered if 'twouldu' . , bo n
good ideo to jest elug n btillot inter
my conk , or alido my huntin1 knife
'crosa my wizzan , an' give Jepp Led-
yard a olmuco artcr all with Miner.
But the door huntin' were durn line
that fall , an' it Boomed too bad to quit
the camp so auddint an' not git my
work in on aomo o' the big bucks that
waa bound to como my way 'fora the
Roacon waa over , an' BO 1 pacaod on
that idee. Then I got a little consola
tion an * hopu out'u the thought mob-
be , b'goah , my gun might bust cz I
were olupgin' a doer an1 aeud me whar
Marier couldn't git her hooka on mo.
But thia didn't cheer mo up long , fur
I know'd the make o' that ahootin *
iron , an * they wa'n't no more bunt in
.it they were in a crowbar. So I glvo
np alick an * clean , and bunked in that
night a considorin * myself a married
man.
man."If over four daya got away with
thoirsolfa in lota thun no tlmo , I kin
tell you , b'gosh , that thorn four did.
It was five mileu from my cibin in to
ole Dishbeltor's , an' ez Marior lied
told mo that I were to bo on hand at
8 o'clock by the plumb-bob , an' that
if I wn'n't thar , b'gcsh , they'd bo
music , I mosied out o' my citnp at ( i
o'clock to make auro o' boin' on time
for thij fnnor'l. I lied mo gun with
mo , more from habit o' carrying 'it
thun for ueiog of it , an * I hod't gene
moro'n a milo 'foro I bed the Block o'
that gun nt my shoulder , drawed
bead , an' whanged a slug inter ono o'
the biggest ahu bars I over clapped
my eyea on. She wa'n't more'n twen
ty feet away , but the shot didn't act-
tie her , an' quicker'n a hornet olio
wore up on her ha'nchca nn'
mnkin' fur me. Then of a
audint it flaohed on mo thnt hero wan
my chance to get the best o' Marior.
Ihedn'ta durn thing to fight with ,
an * I know'd I didn't atan * no more
chance with that b'ar tbun I did with
a flash o' llghtnin' , if aho meant busi
ness ; but I buckled right into her , nn'
the raeaol wan in , I'll never tell you
how long wo fit , fur the next thing I
kno'd nrtor tackling the b'ar I were
layin' in my cabin , an' D.m .Tones
were a doiti' roe up In race , whllo Pete
were slingin' water in my face. The
first thing that como inter my mind
waa that I hadn't reached the woddiii'
feaat in time , an' ' that Marior hnd been
makln * music fur me ,
" 'la mo an Mirier married ? ' was the
first thing I Haul.
" 'Not cz bad cz that , ' eaya Peter
Jnneii , 'but diiti near ez bad , ' aaya ho
'Yer the wuat chawed up man I over
see , ' aaya ho , 'but the b'ar'a dond , '
rays ho. 'Yer slug dope the buelneoe ,
an' Jurn lucky fur yer it did , ' naya ho.
"Thon it all como back to me The
b'ar hod knocked mo out o' time , but
my bullet had done the tworlastiii"
business for thu b'nr. ThoJonnonhad
tumbled over mo an' the b'ar hugged
together in thb brush on their way
homo from Diohboltc-r'a , nn' had lug
ged mo inter the cabin nn' folchod mo
to.
' "But thoy'fl ben the dcuuo and all
of time to Dishbelter'n '
a over , says
Dan. 'Tho hull durn .township was
thar , an' the layout waa bifj. When
thin part o' the countryaetaontator/iid
prance in u ( jluss dish , un * lies butter
on two plates , ' eaya Din , 'l/gosh , yo
kin nnko uy jcr mind that 'tain't no
durn common nhindlg that'a on the
tap' * , and tbo Diihbeltetu set 'cm out.
Marior had on n Irnn now rod calikor ,
an * u tireen ribbi n tied round her
head , The old man had bin white
shirt on , b' oah , an' kop * hia coat on.
The ole woman hnd on a yellcr apurn ,
an * they waa n fire in the front room ,
They done the thing han'/ioinc ; and
when 8 o'clock came an' you vra'n't
thar , you just oughtor to tionrd the
bride let out. Me an' Puto couldn't
atan' it , an' went out an * atood in thu
woodshed fur ten rainlts. When we
cot back Marior was bettor , an1 the
f uat thing 1 knovr'd , up aho popa an
oiya :
" 'I toll yer,1 says Bhn , 'that I'll bo
if thia pethcrin'a *
dod-goahod yer gciu
THE OTTAWA CYLINDER CORN SHELLER ,
ar * = sssss Tr
snr AtiliNTS , ( WUiYCIL BLUFFS , IOWA
to bo dieoypintod by nuy Ka
italoot what comes a c-campln'in thc&u
for patta , ' nifl she , 'tin' it they'a any
[ oiler in thia yer room re is got the
erit to buckle on to mo , ' Rhora\x ,
'they'll H thn red-hottest weddin' yer
to-night thnt uvoratruck Piku countj 1'
nys she.
" 'Au * who d'ye B'DOSO hod the grit ? '
saya Dan M i Ldyard , b'goah !
Marior never weakened , un' in lota
tlmn ton miulta the 'Squiro bud 'em
hitched , an * uv'rybody in Ihu room
hod kitsod the bride nn' was jeitmore
thun gushin' away at thnt layout. '
"Buys , " continued the Old Settler ,
"I war abort about five pounria o' meat
that the b'ar had cluwua i IPeii me , but
I had a bottle o' rum laying back on a
shelf , an * I told Dan Jones to got it.
Ho got it , an * I e ya to 'em 1 sayn ,
boys , oxcuau mo fur taklu' the fust
drink , but I want to glvo a toaat , I
aayi , nn' this i < It :
' 'Yor'a to Marier an' the feller that
hod the grit. An * jcr'a hojnn , b'gosh ,
that Marier ' 11 never bo n widdor , '
"Now see wliat'd a turned out if I
hadn't a mot thu b'ar. Marier made
it ao hot for .Top that ho couldn't
think o' no place that wna aafo for him
but way out woat. She'd made it jttnt
ns hot fur mo , nn' thu fur west would
a gobbled me. Jop wont a huntlu'
out thur nn the 3rd of June , 1838 nu1
nn Injiu Mugged him an' raised hia
bar. If that hadn't been Jep it'd n
been ben me , b'gcab. bcis , ns sure na
a picked Hint , nn' I wouldn't a ben
fattln' no twelve pound turkovit for
thisThivukflgivin'l1 '
Aa soon as the landlord made change
for the poundnmator ho put out thu
lights , nnd thn boys went home.
Honnity tbx Bent Polioj.
In ftilvortlemi , ' it medicine It IB licit to bo
honent ; deception will iii'tor do ; tin ? people
ple won't Htun.l It. Lot tlm truth bo
kuown thnt Hurdock llloail Jtittcn euro
earofuln , etui nil oruitii | < iiH of tbo Hkln.
TbU inedictno it told everywhere by drug-
gl t .
An lutnriiiil itovoiino Oillor
I'ltUMUKNCIt , All . ' 2 , ISH'J.
KniTOKOK IIOHTIIV HlRAMI.
DK\R SIR During uiy term of sen lee In the
Internal lle\eauu li' ) > irtmoiit ot thu UnltoO
HtntcH , at tlio tlinoinyolllco wiwln thin city , I WM
unilctcJ ltliata\rru attack of HUncy Inoa e
nndnttlmca tuffcrcJ Inti-nnej. I rrcvhril the
mudlcivl nihlru ol eoinucf our luwtlihjHlctanslo
n lei > tlmr , without lieliij ; lirnclUjei ! by tholr
priacrlptlous. IlchiK illaoournKcJ by thu fulluooo
the dai'torn to help nit1 , nnd bcln r urKi'il to line
Hunt's Koincily 'by n frlrtul who had tmU'dlls
merits , althouch tcluctint to try n jrntcn * moill-
Iclnc , I o.s finally ludticcil to try the remedy ,
nnJ I'lrocuroJ tno bottlca ot It , mid commenced
taking ItfaUhlully nccrdlct to thoclltcctlonx.
Before I haj taken It thrcu ilayR thu uxcnitU-
tins pain In my back had tllHtpjH'nrciI. anil before
I r-al 1180(1 two liott'cH I Mas entirely enrol
Whcno\cr , from OMiroxerthn or n > lolcnt cold ,
the palna In my kldnt'jH return , a fuw doaen of
Hunt's lUmodj quickly ulTccts acui .
licforo tlo-lnt , " I Img to invntlon thu remarkable
cure of a friend of mlno In Now 1'ork city , to
Hliom I ree ninicmlciUhln tnl ab'o nitdlclne. Ho
wag Bufleriii ) ; no\orcly from an at lade which ua *
pronounced by blx phjelclan a dfilded caxo of
Ilrl ht'H Dlsrasu of thu Klilno.1 . obtained two
hotloHOf llnnt'd Uunii'd } for him , n il ho com
menced tallng It , and bu in to In. prove at oncii ,
\vaHxpeoJllyrcetorcilto heallh , and boat-
tributes thu caving of Mi life , under tbu IjleMiIri ;
of a mere fill l'ro\IdoiKv , to Hunt'H Ucnuily.
Another friend of mlnu In Now York , to whom
I rccainntiidod Ilnnt'a Utinmly , wan suffering
eivuro'y ' from k dncy ilhcatu , mid wiHcntlmlr
cured cf It after nblnKthls uondcrful uicdltlno
only a thoit jwrloJ
FcullnK dfoply ( rate fill foil ho gnat bonollta
oipcrlcnc i ) by my frlendu nnd mj elf from Iho
use of Hunt'H Krwedy. i' fuel It tn bo my duty ,
i well inartiit prlfikfo , to ( iirnlth you tbli
voluntary and unnolicltod Btatemar.t cf facts fo
tholnformatloi ofyourlarKo number of reader ! ,
many of whom are undoubtedly piiOcrln ) ; from
tnls widely i prceillnifecourgo , and I lille\u ) that
It li the brat medicine now known , and that It
will cum all cu > < n of kidney dUtasul that can re
cured.
I tlull liopleatwd to confer wllli anyone who
may dulro un Inters liw itordlii ( ( , ' thu btite-
meo'ii 1 creh contained.
Tiuty Yours , II.CI1MONI ) IIRVfiHAW ,
ttl MiHii Btiett.
_
100,000
TEMKEN-SPRINCYEIUCLliS
NOW IN TISE.
They turiuta all otuern for etey rliilns. r'.yU
d durr.blllty ,
They nro for aiilo by all Leading Oar
Ir.go UiiilJora and Dculcrn throughout
hu country ,
sPBDSaS G13ARS & BODIES
For HM b
Henry Tim ken
Pateotoe nnUullJor of I'luo Cirla ft ,
l-nii
- a
lii &BisIMi'S
PER'FUME.
Murray & Lanman's
sl for TOILET , BATH
nd
nr
No. 328 Broadway ,
FOU
HOLIDAY IfOVSLTIES
* A'W AJJUfft Tuli JL tfi * y v M&JM A A JJitVJfc
In the line or fancy articles , odor cases ,
hand painted toilet sets , hand made laces ,
kid gloves , etc.
FINE MILLINERY A SPECIALTY.
GEORGE F. CRAWFORD ,
BUYER AND SHIPPER 01 ? EGGS.
No , 519 South Iain Street
L BLUFFS , IOWA
I pay the highest Market Prio and Deduct no
Commiission.
( Successors to J. W. Rodefer )
WUOLKSALK A D 11KTAIL DEALERS IN
LiOKAf AfflA , LEHI&H , BLOSSBUE&
AND ALL
COMHELLSVILLE COKE , CEMENT , LIME , PLASTER , ETC.
Ofllce No. 34 Pearl Street , Yardn Oor. Eishth Street and
Eleventh Avenue , Oounoil Blufl'q.
THE
OUT I INF
u n H LI si L
-OF TIM :
Milwaukee & St Paul
RAILWAY
U now running IU PAST KXI'llUSH TIIAINK
from
OMAHA AND CODNGIL BLUFFS
WITH
Pullman's Mapifloont Sleepers
-AND TIIK
Finest Dining Cars in tlio World-
IF YOU ARE GOING EAST
10
CHICAGO' MILWAUKEE ,
Or to anv point bet end ; or
IF YOU ABE GOING NORTH
To
ST. PAUL OR MINN13fl.rOI.IS
lake the IIK.VT ItOUTE , the
Chicago , MilwaulMo&St.PaulR'y '
Ticket ollieii located at rorni r I'arnani and
I'ourtiiciitli Htrceta mid at U. P , Deiwtaud ut
Mlllaid Hotel , Omaha.
tSTtico Time Tublu in another column.
I' , A , NAHII , General Avent.
0. It. KOOTK , Ticket Atfuit , Omaha.
N. H. Miitltlf.l. : , A. V. II. UAHI'K.STKIt ,
Oeni'ral Manager. Ocncral PIIHU. Ajjcut.
J. T. CI.AIIK , ( li:0. : II. IlKAKrOHII ,
GeneralKup't. Axu'tdin. Pawi. Audit.
To Nerva J3 Suttcrero
THE OlftAT EUnOPCAN RSMLDY.
Or J. H. Simpaon'H Spooitlc
Jt I ) k 5 j ] tli'ocuio for Upcncatacbrii , Scialu ,
notkaaM , liuiKtti.uny , uid r.U dlts i' rnuullir.t
d v. 3 ll-AbiM > , M Me Ltd Anil 'ty , Jam i
V ! nurj' , f ilno In tasDtcUrrHlilp , uid diem , DM
' , . , , ' „ , 4 r /iv6t lead , to
o fpccUle
tUdivldO li
> D | ( uced
with VTondec *
ful nicceaa.
Pamphletl
not fret to kll. Writ * tot thorn tnd got fall p > i
ttciiUrt.
Price , Bpoclar , 11.00 per pickigc , or eli pMk-
UTM lor ti.W. AUilnva UI orduw to
1) . BIM80N MKDICIHK CQ.
Noi. 101 nJ 100 Main lit. llullalo , N , Y.
Sold tn Ornth. hj 0.1 , Qooduua , J , W. Ball
GRAY'S SPECIFIC EXCDIOIlfE
'
TflADB MAR&tTho & Qroatyru DH MARK
ody. An Hi ) .
fMllnif ruro
for Ucinlnal
Woolcncss ,
Bpermator *
rhon , luipot.
ency , and all
follow M n
BEFCflFTAKIHQ.Bo.iu nco ol AFTER TAIIRI.
! Jol-Alii ! i ; w > I/OBJ of Memory , Universal L il
tudci , Pain In the Back , Dlnineu of Vision , Pis
mature Old AI.-O , and many other DUeasei thai
lead to Infinity or Cocaumptlon nd Prem * .
turo Oravo.
CVFutl particular * in nni pumcblet , which
we ilolra to aend Iruu I v midl to every one.
/3TThu HpccinclloJIclDo It told by
at Jlpcr pknf ( nr U packt cs for 86 , or will
l/ Bent ffvo l.y c-ull au runt ip of the money , by
addromliiu TUB OKAY JEDICINK CO. ,
Boffalo , N. Y.
ino'ocj
jr ) ' ' ! ! nil * tttm\
uf liililli'K wrttli
d t > lull i. Milt uC
jr Jlltl n l\l > lt * lirht wniv , tu It :
.ililnllUuMu U „
< n uii < Hop B.
juitrnrliiRt
t-lcc. 01 jlnt'U , uld > irH < iiitii7i itiTi'rlcf fropj
iiiwi ( IrrJUn'ir iV.'u-uljii Hi I ng uu n L'U , cLM.
JCM , rrl ) > n H o p Pfi Olttert.
Wliiicitrr yoiiorr. 'J lmiu\B ( . CM4. . -
.ilifiwror jou r f | i tr i ilV ' r "n aumt
.Mai your ojHtmJ furm > ! I'lunev
( ll rAkn llml illicit )
HcpCIMerr
wzwaajs ,
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i rn r It * ii triK.lnt.
f lutn ,
. inii'irt , nl ! risil ll-
> f l.i"
t irrli tlucrt , UUP lilucur < ( a.
ii i-oirtfrii i
VIB W.I I ( )
iir.r II ) "Lnjt iW-.tl-V
Ifiu r-riri UJIC > 0l
It nrnn/Uil tlrciilu-
MBiililliiVtry -
U1 It liny
/ , t < r\ /our
ffti co. ,
IOil. .
rr.'C
DOCTOR STEINHARTTS
ESSEEW.E OF LIFE.
, ilALK AND t > MALM.
It l < a mire , prompt and effectual rcmeda for In *
( llgunUon. Djapcpila , Intermitttnt Fevtn , Want
of Ammtlte , Norvouj Debility In all IU Hta.'ca ,
Weak Memory , lira * of Drain Power , Prostration ,
d general I.oen of Potter , It reinlrj
ncnoin woxte , rejuvenates the fadeil Intellect ,
( treiiKlitheim the vnfeiblul brain and reitortx
turprln ng tone and vltor la the exhausted or.
L'aiid. Tlio experience of thousand * proves It to
uo an Invaluable remedy. Price , SI. DOa bottle.
oralxlortS. Kor i.aleli > all Urii l'tx , or eent
iiecuro from observation on reitlpt cf price , by
Er. Stcinhftrt , P. O , Box 2400 , St.
UUJN Mil.
_
DOCTOR STEIWHAIIT'S
The Grrot Popular Remedy for Piled.
gun-euro forlillml , Dlceding&IichtagPileB
And all foriiu of IIemorrhold.il Tumors.
Thtse KUITOHITORIM act directly upou thu
ooatd of the Blood Vcysi.1 j , and by their astringent
tllotU gently forte the blood frouKhoiuollen
tumore , and uy making the coaU of the vein *
ktronv , prevent thu r relllliiiy , and heiica a null *
ualeure U sure to f nil ivv their use. Prlcu , 7S
ctnU a box. For gala by alldruireUts , or gent b >
mall on receipt of price , by Eu liili Modlool
, 718 OUvo St. St