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Iff I ft THE DAILY BEE-THl ItSDAY OOlMliER 19 H IEL STATIONERY I > M PRINTER'S GOODS , = - ; _ mSOgj ? jL : = EI.PFF8 , IOWA. TITLE , ABSTRACT o F FICL /l > NEY TO LOA-N AT LOW HATES. PUBLIC AND CONVEYANCERS , BLUFFS . IOWA. HENRY BEEOROPT , I * * MV MI MM rn r-M ft n ff & * > pi tj ff t'S * PT7 * A 4rfc 81 BEET LIVERY STAB ItKN nOUKHS' OM ) STAND. i ll * wl I continue luti'iln ? hl city line to llr > artne ( fioclty. AH orders promptly attended I jlOW CIIARO a Ol'UlAVrt.hl ) Xew Stockons nntlrcceUod. . _ D. M. CONNELL , Funeral Director and Undertaker , No. 17 , North Main Street. . Council Blutts Calls promptly answered at all hours , night nr dty. Now hcarae and London carrlMrcs direct ircin the factory nri run In connection therewith That navcr uqulre crlmplnu , at Mrs. J. J. ( lood'ij Hair Store , at prices never liolcro touched by liy other hair dealer. Also ft lull line of lultchet ) , etc , at greatly reduced prices. Also ROM , tll\cr end colored ncto. Wmcs inado from Ivllca' own hair. Do not fall to call before purcliwInR elwwhcro , All gcodn natrantod M rcpreeento" ! . > UIS. J. J noUD , 29 Main streOi , Council llliills , Inwa UNION BAKERY , 517 SOUT P0AIN STREET. THE BEST BREAD IN THE OI'i'Y. ' None but first-class link on employed. Bread , Cake , Pica , &c. , delivered to any part of the city. Oar Wagouo ran all day. P. AYRES , Proprietor. NEW iEATlARKEI No. VM , BROADWAY , ( Palmor'a Block. Between Gth and 7th streets. E. TIGKNOR . . , Our Motto : SlrlctclcanliiicKa , the bo < t quality cl meate , nnd lowest possible prices. Meats dc- hcredto nuy partol the cit } . Come nail sea our new shop. BiTHIIftlOUSl At Bryant's Spring , Cor , Broadway and Union Sts. COUNCIL BLUFFS. Plain , Medicated , Vapor , Eloctrlc , I'lungo , Douch , Shower , Hot and Cold Bnthfl. Com. pctcnt mala and Icmalo uur > > ea and attendants alwoys on hand , and the bint of rare and attcn- Uon given patrons. Spoclal attention Rlen to bethlng children. Investigation aud p tronno ; eollcltod. eollcltod.DR. . A. H. STUDLEY & Co. , 10J ( Upper Broudway. Dr. Btudiey : Treatment o ! chronic diseases made a specialty. REMOVED without the drawing o ( blood or use ol > kullo. Cures lunp disease , CVPHVT ? Fits , Scrofula , Liver Com- ra P , P'aln' ' . Dropsy , Khcuiaa- T II M ft R & tern , Fever and Jlcrcur- I U ill U Ei O ltti Botc9 > Erysipelas. Salt llheum , Scald Head , Catarrh , weak. Inflamed uid granulated Kyca , scrofuloun Ulcers aud t'o- male Disease ) of all kind * . AHo Kidney and Vonerlal clls awa. Homorrholda or Piles cured mouey rclunJed. All diseases treated upon the principle of ve'ct- itrcform , without the uae ol mercurial pola- ina or the knife. Electro Vapor or IWlcated Bath9 , furnished who dcalro them. Hernia or Hupturo radically cured by the ufio the Elastic belt Truss and Planter , which haa ouperlor la thu worla. CONSTJI.TATIOW FREE- CALL ON Oil ADDUE33 Dra , E , Eico and F , C , Miller , COUNCIL BLUFFS , la. 3INTON & WEST. DENTISTS. 14 Pearl Street , Osunoil Bluffs. Extracting and filling a tpocUIty. Flrut-clafa work giiarantoed. DR. A. P. ItANCHETa1 , PKYSICIAH HD SURGEON. cv , Ko , It 1'earl Street. Itaiua , 0 a. m. to * . , nd ii p. m , , to B p , m. lU.nldi.iicu , 120 l-'inciolt ncrcei , Tolpphonlo connection with Oentril " oQice. _ _ PALMED DKALEll IN REAL ESTATE AND LOAN AQBNT , COUNCIL BI/D2FS , IOW W.D.STILLMAN . . , Practitioner of Htmoopathy , conaultluj ; Office and reeldence 616 Willow \enuc , Coun- IJlufls , low * . F. T. SEYBERT , M. fl PHYSICIAN & 6URUKON , COUNCIL BLUFFS , - - IA , Oflioo No. 5 , Everett Block , Broadway - ' way , over A. Louio'a Keataurtnt. S -SSu 35 2ES 3C -3 CO O.lico i\tt stvluk' OOUNOIli BLUFFS , lotrn , REAL ESTATE. W. 0. Jvius , la countctlon with bit law inJ icJIcctlon batlr.iBrtbuji and aulli real e r.to. tenons wlahlu to Imy or veil city i'roj > crt > call M hit office , ot r uutthnell't book itorr , 1'carl EDWIK J. ABBOTT. Justice ot the Peace and Notary Public. 4l6Broadway , Council Bluffs IBS , E , J , HAEDINO , M , D , . Medical Electrician AND GYGNEOOLOG-1ST. GrAltute of lilectroimthlc Inetltuilon , Phila delphia , 1'onim. OfQoo Oor , Broadway & Glonii Avo. COUNCIL DDUFVS , JOWA. The treatment of all disoatoa and polnful dlf- flcultlco peculiar to fumaloa a epeclAlly. d. G. TIPTON , Attorney & Counsellor , Office over Flrdt National Bank , Council Dlufls , Iowa. Will practice In the utotu and federnl courts JNO.JAYFRATNEY , Justice of tlie Peace , 014 BROADWAY , Council Bluffs. - - Towa. W. B. MAYEB , Loans andMEstate , Pioprlctor of abitracta of Pottawattamle county. Olllcu corner of Droadway and Main Btroelc , Council HluBa Io a. _ Mm STEINER , M. D. , ( Ucutschcr Arrt. ) Cor. WASHINGTON AYE .t 7th St. Council liluffo. ulBoasw ) of woraoii and children n tji.ic' " H , FllKE DlSPK.V AlY KVnilY SATURDAY. Olllctln Evirett'n block , l' ' tV trout. ilencc C28 Touitli 8tr > 1 > . Oirico houra from 9 tc 2 a , ni. , 2 lr > t anil _ urip.iu , Council i lufTi " F. C6 / , DENTIST. Pearl 0jpoitUi | the pontottlcii. One ol the olawt | rtltlom-r > In Council Uluffo. Balls btuctlon ifiiarantucd In _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ HUGHESTTOWSLEE , DEALERS IN Cpn/ectionery , FruutsNuts Cigars and Tobacco. Fresh Oysters and Ice Cream in Season. 12 MAIN ST. , Council Blutfa 723 W. Broadway. LARSON & ANDERSQ ? * , Proprietors , This iaiui ( ry hf juat been opened for btMl- man , uul no aienovi priparcJ to do laiudry vork at rJI Uods and tUirantoo Mtlafaitlon A unodalsy oivlo of Una work , uoh at colun , ( uSi , IlujitilrU , etc We want uit-rjboJy to Ki\u U3 a trhl. LARSON A ANDERSON. juos. omcui. w. K. M. OfflOEE & PDffiY Council Bluffs , la , Established , - - IOG8 Pealrra lu Fore-Inn ami Pooioitlc and home iccurltiu. COUNCIL BLUFFS UAILROAD TIME TABLE. , ROCK I-HNP VNP ruma AthntlclM veoi'm I r.Adfle K\ { . . .Pmnni : K\ and Mali" . ; n tn I Kt in l Mali' . tW \ > m 1) Moliin < . ; .15ani I IKa.Molnunc .tilOi'in run \uo , in RLIVOTO > v\n qi'ivo. IHinrt. Arrl o. Ativitii K\t naopmi i > m-in. i\ : ) . . . . < > Mai Hinl IX ! > W a in I Mall nnd FA' . N. \ . i\ : . I W t > m | Ntb .V Ki KN- . rilK WO ND VORTllHtWtKr.t. An l > At'fintli K\ . ' . 'IS pin ino 1M . . 0:15 : a m Mai .uul IX1. ; i'Aa ) in nnd Vti.lA p in A i > 'iu ( Mt.1 SJVO p til AITOIII. ( Moi..tl' ] > i > in Kt\S\4IM , ST. JOKH CiH'MIt llUIIK. . . \nl\i- . Mall nnd K\ . . 'lA'iaml r.\pr ( " < . B.Vtpm K\pn- . .1:10 : 1" | Midland IX. . li.pin ( l sins i l\p.irt. ArrlM- . Oteil.iinl IXtUvin. in. Otrrmiu11X.lliOp. in. t.lnonln IX 11.'Ma. in. l > ui\c'rl'A . , > ) . in. cr IX. .Tl < U | > . in. IAM-I ! IX ( > : .IO > i. in. I l\ 7. . ' . " > A. in. " IX ! M n. in. Ktnlirr.uit 5r.M p. in. " IX ' ' 0)11.111 w \H\HM , si- . turn AMI I < . tUtl. | Artl\c. Mail nnd K\ . . y.-riani I Mill nnd IX. I 10pm Cannon lull. . 4.50 ! 'iu | ( ' .union 1U i. . 11 : tr > u in Mnix cnAMI \ : \ < inc. ' IVpurt. Artlve ForSloux I'll.7:55 n m I Von Sioux 0' } .BAD p inFer For Fort N'iobrara. , Frin Fort Xiolmira , Xtl ) ' TiWanil Neb "ri. . " > upin For ht. I'mll. . .7:40 p in | r'r > m ht. 1'uiil .SK ) u in rilirlllll , MlhttAlKKR VM > IT. I'M l Ikpnrt. Arihc. Mail and IX Mi M a in I Mail and Kx. . (1 ( .V > pin Council Blull-i < Ss OmiUm atroot R. H. n roiinrll H'ltffK. UvcOiiwIia. H a m , ! l n In , 10 n in , I R n in , ) l u In , in n in , 11 n m , 1 in , U Ii in , < l p II a in , Ipin , 'Jpni.'lp in , 4 p in , 6 p in , (11 ( > in. I in , t p in , Ti p in , ( ! p in. Street earn run half honr'y to the t'nlon P.nllle IVixit. On bundi\ the ears lnflntliulr trips nt y o clotk n. in. , and run rr u ar \ during thn dax nt t ) , II , 'J I , , " > iind C o'u.oek , niidrun to eit > time. ixcipt Sunda ) < . ( Kxeept SiitunlijH. ( Kxit'pt Moiid\\s. BiilldltiK o. Fountivln. "Aly'dunr , " s id Mr. Spooponibku. ai hu ptnntod thu noz/.lu of tlio strout- sprinkler and braced it with bricks BO it would tquirt straight up , "my doitr , thnt nitkoa cnnaidorablo of n fountain. I wish I had thought of it before. " ' Upon ray word , " giggled Mrs. Spoopondyku. ' 'Why , you iiro really an inventor. Tlmt'a the beat fountain 1 over saw ; but how arc you goinc ; to take it down1 ? nnd Mrs. Spoopondyko contemplated the fountain with oon- fiidorablc iiMByiving. "Don't wont to take it down1 ! " grunted Jfr. Spoopondykc. "It conies down itaclf by thu natural laws of gravitation. Did you Buppono that water intended to squirt up in the air and wait for mo to bring it down on a atop-laddet ? Got annie kind of a notion that I was going to tie a rope around that water and hnul it down , hadn't ye ? Well , I'm not ; nnd I ain't troing to oiler it any chromes to conio down , oithiir ! " And Mr. Spoopun- dyke seated himself on the lower atop and ovt d lug fountain with a ; rout deal of entisfuction. "Hnv IOIIK nro yon going fo lot it aquirt ? ' " nuked Mr . Sponpcn lyko , anxioutj to hnvu tlic troubh ) begin th.tt it might be ovur the sou nor. "O I eucas about twenty fret , " re plied Air. Spoopcndyko , meaBtiring the hight of the stream with his eye nnd chuckling to hiniRulf. 'rrimt'a about as long as the pressure will per mit , and 1 thought I'd lot it go that far before I hitched it up , " and Mr Spoopendyko shook all uverns the full strength of his joke imprcimud itself upon him. Mrs. Spoopondyko watchctl the play of the water in silence. "l"raps you think 1 can't got that fountain apart without getting wet , " Hnid Mr. Spoopondyki1 at length. "Maybe you have imbibed the idea that when I turn that watt-r oft Tingeing going to bo soaked. Well. I'm not. The head that invented this fountain knows how to keep itpolC dry , " and Mr. Spoopondyko got up and walked around his prize , his fnco beaming with smilen. The water was falling in a perfect shower upon the key-box , and in the afternoon sun Uio fountain looked remarkably pretty. Mm. Spoopondyko made no re sponse , but patiently a waited develop ments. "Now bring inn the umbrella , " f > iid Mr. Spo.ipondyke , preparing binuolf for the closing triumph. "Bring mu forth the iiory , untamed umbrella ! " and as Mrs Spoopondyko handed it to him , ho raised it. picked up his 'k y , nnd approached the stuum. ( Uno umbrella protected him from the down pour , but as ho bent ever to turn the water oil' the hissing ohnft struck wirier the gingham , and , rais ing the umbrella with * vicioua jerk , tipped Mr. Spoopt-ndyko over1 on his beam uiulB , "Dod jtrast the measly E < [ uirt' ' " ho , tCa BOOH us ho recovered breath/ ( V\Vhat did yo want to distract roy attention for1 nnd hu shook tho/nn. brnlla at his wife in ho rose dtippiiif ; to his foot. "Another time v/hon I'm fixing this fountain you ( ret under the bed , yo hoar' ' ' and Mr. Spoopcndjie glared around him and approached the * enemy once morn . This tiiun ho hpld thu umbrella out before him , gropinc nlont ; behind it with the k'ey. Ho hud almoet reached UK > rod when the stream struck the outaido of the umbrella , and us it whirled Mr. Spoopundyku apun arouud , landing in the Bitting position on < the > fountain , which lifted him about s. ( cotiand rolled him in the gutter. "That's whnt yo were waisting Ui < -ui , wan it ? " he shouted uu ho climbed to bin fret and fhook hii I'nt at his trembling vile "lidun rooutiug IM > tluro to watcU this display of geniu > i against brute forcd' ' < jot an ido. hid an ay aomowhero that this fotintuin and mo uin'c on friendly terms ! " und he wluiuged the cmbrolln across tlio Htualily poiiriiiK ttroam , gut caught once inoro and landed in the gutter again , thin tinin on the badk of the neck "Jlow./I'yo like the slugs'1 ha sijuealed , boundiiig to hm feet. "Theru'rfoiria to be a ojocort after tlko cirnua ! " and ho charged unco again with his umbrdly , which vos tliis lima jerked out of liis hands pnd rollei' over in the etr&et. " .Procure your tickota of the tiitlenanly uahort ! " aud hi grabbed Jim weapon and made Another onalnught. ' 'Not that the UUJUR porformauco is con- eluded ! " ho continued , as ho fell clear ever thu etrcarn nnd piled into the umbrella. "Tto best iayct to come * ) " nnd in trying to straighten the umbrella , which had turned iiuldo out , ha caughr the fountain again uid slid down it oti to the curbstone with H mund jike a bunjftsrter on a litr. rel , "My dear , why don't you " beg - g n Mrs. Spoopondyko. "AiVt If" ronrcd her husband. 1 l"ri\po you know raoro about the pjreonnl habits of this dod-gastfd siiuirt tlinn I do ! " and ho sliumncd nt ii with the umbrelln ami Vickrd nt It until 1m leg wna loose "Maybe you've got some poHllcil inlliionco here ! " and lowering hia I'cnd ' behind the umbrolln lie charged ngoin. The wrttcr tipped the umbrella straight , pjured up into it , nnd tell in a deluge o x Mr , Spoopondyko's head nt.d ohouldcn , "Don't bi' alarmed , ladies ! " ho snuenlod. ' 'Thoro'a no d ingot ! " and no sninshed the urn- brollA donrn over it , like nn cxtin- guishcr "A competent coipa of doJ- gwted rIlljiuls altvaya on Iinml ! " bit nt this junoturo the umbtelln ttpprd from hanillo to whalebone lip , t'io Btroim caught Mr. Spoopendyko under t'io chin nnd landed him palo und gnsphig ngiuust the fence. "This is what I numnt , dour , " said Mro. Spoopcudyke , bjdily approach ing the fountain , kicking the nuzzle ever , nnd turning thn water oil' . "That's wlmtlwnntcd. " "I know what yo want f' yelled Mr. Spoopotidyke , f.iirly boatdo hitnsolf With rugo when ho aaw how easy it was do'io. "Yo only want n little political influence nnd n brick chiiii- nuy to bo n board of water conniun * numeral If I could kick like jou , I'd build n wnll around mo , got into n waah tub , that rent out n& n reservoir. If thnt'a all yo wanted , whnt nindo yo howl for a fountain ? If yo only wanted to kick it ever , whnt mudo JD stnnd nrotind nnd devil mo in o build * ing that ciuirtl [ Some day I'm going to put n meter in you aud start a pri vate water-tax ! " mid Mr. Spoopen dyke wrenched off the hose without watting to uncouple it , and started for thu houso. "Arc you wet , doai ? ' asked Mrs. Spoopondyko , regarding him nlTcc- tionately. "Wot ! " howled Mr. Spoopond > ko. "Man is four-fifths water , nnd the other fifth of mo is n little moist ; that is nil ! " nnd Mr. Spoopcndyko plunged un-Btairs nnd into bod. "I don't caro. " murmured Mrs. Spoopendyko. "Ho didn't stand ntill long enough to got chilled , and if ho keeps mad for nny our longer ho non't catch cold ! " and , noting on this ne.w 'pnthy , Mrs. Spoopondyko busied her- Bolf nt the bodstdo until hur husband fell nsleep from the exhaustion of nr- cor nnd snored thu snore of the just How's the Baby 7 "How'u the baby } " ' Ills croii | N bet ter this morning , tlmnk you.Vo K ° VO MII Homo of TIIOMAH' Ki.r.urmc On. na yo i iulviml , doctor , aud nliaj KIVO him ionic mnro iu un hour or sn. " IJoxt , dny thu doctor iirunouncod the youngster cured. A Hlow to the Oovorntnont. Ixv ni.lo Itcoinurani. . At the < Klobur tunn of tln > district , court , wu Bluill resign the olliut ) of United Sfntea commipsionor for thia judicial district , nn ollico which wu liavo liold so long and with tmch great credit to oureolf. Fearing that in thn tiurry and rnah of other business our contemporaries might overlook the matter , wo hayo consented to mention briefly the fact that at the opening of court Judge Blair will bo called upon to accept the resignation of ono of our most tried and true t/ilicials , who has for BO long hold up thlg corner of the great national fabric. It has been our solemn duty to ex amine the Groaaor who sold liquor to our red brother and filled him up with the deadly juice of the aour mash tree. It hoa devolved upon ua to Biuch thu soft-eyed lad who stole baled hay from thu reservation , and it has nlno been our glorious privilege to examine in a preliminary mcnuer the abacnt-mindod party who gathered unto himself tbo U. S. mule. Wo have attempted to resign before - fore but failed. Ono reason wan that it was n novel proceeding In Wyom ing and no ono seemed to know herr to go to work at it. No ono hud ever resigned before nnd the matter had to bo hunted up and the law thoroughly understood. The oilieo is ono of great profit , na wo hiivo said before. It brings wealth into the coffers of the United States cunmieiumer in u way that is well calculated to turn the head of mont people. Wo have , however , succeeded in controlling auraolf , and havu BO far BUppiTHecd that bouutly pride \thicli wealth engenders. With a salary of Q7. 5 per annum nnd load punci'n ' , wo.huvo steadily refused to go to Europe - rope , preferring rather to plod itloug htro in the wild wrat ? nlthorgh wii niay never see the beauties of n foreign Abort ! , Oliicml duty was nt all time weigh- inL' Uii. ) our mind like : i luadon load. Oft i'li bo stilly niglit wu have buon "wok'o'netVvby the opprfiasjng thought that porn&pa at th.it moment , on eomo distnuV re ervnti6i ] , oomo pulo < fnc.d ( villian imyht be sellini ; valley Un to the gontl\ untutored Indian bravo , and it haa Uirturcd ua nnd robbed - bed ua of ilumbor iiwjoy. Now it is a relief to know that ery soon wo skill be free from this gw t responsi bility. It an Indian oU drunk on tlio roborvatlon or , n timb-hpnorea government mule is stolen , We Hhall not.bu expected to get up in the night and administer swift and terrible Jv . ties to the offender. 01d-man-with- . ( torpid-liver cm gut as drunk na ho ploaatig DII the reservation. It does not.cumo nndrr our juriadiction any inoro. Wo can Bleep now nights v.hiu ! oniiitt other man peela his ouat And &v < * n the t uitod H'atoa nunu'his for thu diuceau. Bdinutimu during tJio I'linuing week wo will turn over the load pencil nnd tLo lln.ltiii paper of Uu ollico to our aucccwir , Wo leave the Indian torn- jjcr. nco nuiventont in Kia Imuda. The Uoitud Statcu mule khiptom.uiiac ulao wo leno wilti him , \ \ illi n clear on- Bcinnco and an uuliiiuidatud claim against the government for $ ( J.&Ti , thu carr.mK'i < ( USB putt two years , vvo turn over the oflije , knowing thut although wo haxoBacriliuedour health , wo have never evaded our duly , no mnttor how dangerous or duii o- able. able.Yet e do not ask fcr any ( /old- Jioaded emu na a mark of f teum on the part of tlin jo\ornmont. ; Wo Imvo n watch that doss very well for us , BO that -A testimonial constating of a grid watch , costing g250 , would bo iiuneceeaary. Any little trinket of < iiat kind would , of coureo ehow how rawly The department of jiutioo is to apwac ute the ( work of an efficient oll'corr but wo do not look for it nor aalt it. , \ thoroughly fumiKuted and diginfected odtiic'ci.co is nil wo want Thnt is enough tor ua. Do not call out the band , .lual lot us retire from thn ollico iiuintly nnd unostentatiously , As regard H thu United Stntes coinmis- sinncrjhip wo retire to privnto life. In the bosom of our family wo will forget the turbulent vojago of ollloinl hfo throtish which wo have pissed , nnd M uo monkey with the children around "tir honrtliBloiio wo w.ll shut our eyes t- > the otlioial sulli'i-iiig that in poiug on all nround u ? . Uv the uutliinkitit : , Mimlock lm < bren e.viiilrcd | ik upp.l , nml UK luxurijiil Kniwth , miplc nt fincll , etc. , Im * rtn- der.int , to HUMP "not bunnlng ltd \ir- tno\ " n iiul'niico , nnd yet ttio root ba * lonj ; licou ncknowlpi1irdl > j > ii'\vntiU ndtno . lnvnlintiU < HH n illnrollc. diioilont niu > bliKul purilicr. lit UHOCK HI.OOII HITTFIIS cm'wly nil lt < K oilimll'lci | ' . l'rUol. Ho Know Hirt 1 HI Vtllf 1 usi'dto often wonder wliolhur the proprietor of n railroad eating house of thu third-clnaa order over racked hia braina to imniino ; whnt n rnnii thought nfto.r luviug chowednway ntn Diioo of bull beef , broken a tooth on n sandwich , nnd disgusted hlan'omaoli with n cup of slop , nt being told the cliargo was 75 cents. The tvorultr censed last spring while mnking n trip through Virginia. The table wna cov ered with thea , the uiont nnd coffee atone cold , nud the butter was frowcy and the milk sour. Not ono of un nto aix mouthfuls. 1 wn thu lirnt 0110 to paaa out , nnd na 1 approached thu cashier ho snid : "Bad dinner " mighty bad. "Yen. " "Toughest boot nnd oluppieat coffee you ever saw ? " "Just BO. " "Flies thick enough to disgust n rhinoceros ? " "Kinctly. " "And a perfect imposition on the public to charge 75 cents ! " " You bet itisl" "You'll take care to warn your friends not to stop here ? " "If 1 don't may I ho shot ! " "All of which , " coolly continued the man , "is repented ever and ever every day in the yo.ir , nnd with all of which I porfocMy ngroo. Seveiity-fivo cuntB , please. " "For dinner ? " "No , sir for taking up myjvnluablo time nnd to help pay the rent to the railroad company. " ThoHO who game nftor mo called bin | ) ! iico n "hole , ' ' und called him n "clouch , " nnd his table a hog trough , Mid ho ngreed with each ono , und col lected 75 cunts just na easy na rolling oil'a log. Yearn Mrs IJnrnlinrl , corner 1'rntt und llrond wav , ISuirnln , was Jor twelve yearn n Mitf. i or from rlicunmtlaiii , mid after trj- iiiK evtfiy Iciiiiwu remedy without nvnil. xvnH tntiiely fiirril THOMAS' ' i.n'ruu On. . Plport Mndo From Pottitoee. l < niidon Dill ) Tuih'rnih. ! ] Accordun ; to The Vienna Agriaul- lurid Gaxuttc , it has recently been dis covered that meerschaum pipes uf ex cellent quality , suaceptiblu of the highest polish , nnd even inoro readily colorable than the genuine spiumn di mare , may bo made of potatoes. The familiar tuber , it seems , ia well quali fied to compote with the aubmnnco known to commerce- "mporachaum clay. " II n latest virtucn in this di rection nro developed by the following treatment : Having been carefully peeled nnd Buffered extract on of its "o/os , " the potnto ia bulled nn'iiter- mittently for thirty-six bourn { n n mixture of sulphuric acid nnd water , after which it must bo equocml in n press until oyory drop of natural or acquired inoiaturo ia extracted from it. The residuum uf thia mniplu praceia ia u hurcl block of a dplicuto creamery white hue , uvory whit ua nuitablo to the munufncturo of oniiununtsl and nrtically CMioutod | iipo-liiids ] as the finest cny. ! The potato , moreover , dealt with in thu manner nbuvo de scribed , promises to provo a forniid- ublo rival to thu elephi\nt'a tusk. It may 1 > J converted into billiard-balls UH hard , 1'iiiootli , und enduring au ivory , and can be depended npon for un inoxlmuiitihlo supjjly of cirved urn- brolln-handlciu , c'louamen , and. funa. As potatoea uro plentiful all over the world , mid likely to remain no , while tluphiinttt uri ) , comparatively speaking , rautteo , maiihnd nt largu may fairly be congr.Uul.itcd upon the discovery of i ) mibatituto for ivorv , which can bo produced in unlimited ijuuntity , and at un iilinont nominul coat , taking into conbideratio1' thu dillaroncu of price bolweun u priuud of tliu bust kidney potatoco and a pound of primn olo- phant'a tuak I " " ' "TT T " Givo.'i AWUY. We cannot help noticing tholllierjl olFer madu to nil inviilidn nnd Hiilfi-rerM by Dr. KingV New JJisc-ovcry for < niiniiiiipllini , You ara ruquoatud to cull nil' . K ( io"d > mnn' DniR Sturo , and ( 'ft u Trlnl llottlo ftee ufcost , If you uru milfi'riw ; with Con- Ntiuiptton , iSavoro OouRliji , Coldn , AHtliuiH , Hroiieliitlfl , I lay KOVIT , I.OHH of Voice , Jloui-HuiHWK , or any alluctlon of tha ihroftt or Lunin. [ t will [ multiply rnru you. EMBMBBElflTS. If you urn aick Hop U'tturs will Huroly aid Nature i" making you well when all elau fails. If yon are costive or dyspeptic , or are Bufl'nring from any of the numer ous diauanou of thu stomach or bowels , it ii , your own fault if you romuiii ill , for Hop iUtturd nro it sovereign remedy in nil uurh complainta. Ifjou'ui'o wustiiig away ) with any form nf Kwliicy iliac.im , Mop t/uiuptinf ; ] Jd.tth this -moiMont , .uid Hun fill1 a euro to Hop Ihttoiu. If you nro sick with that terrible Birkiiruv Ni-rvoiidicsB , you vill Iind a "Halm in ( lik'iiU" in the ij'u if Mop If yon uru . friqutiiitor i-r . \ roai- drnt of u puacmntiu district , b irncudo your oyatoui .lU'nnifll the ecuurgo of all aountriiunmlurij , upi-Ionno , bili'.ua and intcnmttutit fovura-by the e of Hop Ulttuis. If you lm\o rough , jijmplo or nnl- low akin , bad bruuth , painn aud aches , and feel iiiocrabln gt-imwlly , Hop UitlerB will fiito you fair nliiii , rich blood , nnd woi/te t breath , health nnd comfurt. In ehort they euro all digeuaua of the stomach , Bowelf , Hlood , Liver , Nerves , Kidneys , Ilright'o Disease. Five Hundred dollars will be paid for a car.o they will not euro or huln. That poor , badriddon , invalid wife , Bister , mother or daughter , c n bi > mudo the picture of health , by a few bottle * nf Hop Hitters , coating but a tritiu , Will you lot thuui utitlor ? GEORGE F. CRAWFORD BUYER AND SKIPPER OF EGGS. Ho , 519 South Main Street , IOWA , I Pay the Highest Market Price and Deduct No Commission , COUNCIL BLUFFS MANUFACTURING CO. Mouldings , Scroll and Lattioo Work , Wood Turn ing , Ro-Sawing , Planing and Matching , Sash , Doors , Blinds , Boxes , Etc. Manufacturers and Dealers in Improved nawkoyo Wind Mills and Pumps. V J , J , Hathaway , Manager , Council Bluffs , la , { ' Muchinorv 111 bn run exclusively for custom work on Thursday Mid Frlil-iy of cixch week. Orders nollclted iitui B'lttnfncttnii Kimrnntooil , ( Successors to J. W , Rodefer ) WHOLESALE AlSD HKTAIL DEALERS IN LAOKAf MA , LfflBH , BLOSSBUR& AND COKNELLSVILLE COKE , CEMENT , LIME , PLASTER , ETC. Office No , 34 Pearl Street , Yarda Oor. Eighth Street and Eleventh AVBIUIH , Council BhilFn. ] > . T. MAYNE.0. E. MAYNK COUNCIL BLUFFS STEAM FACTORY MANUFACTURE BROOMS , BROOM HANDLES. CORN MEAL , GRAHAM FLOUR AND The Very B st of Brooron OouBtantl ? on Hand. The Murker Price Paid for Gorn , Oats , Rye , Barley boie-isr Parties Wishing to Bell Broom Corn .Will Please Band Sampln. 00. WIRS. 0. A. BENEDIGT , TJIK LEADING DKALKll IN IE 337 Broadw/.v , Council Bluffs , Iowa. THE HUNTRESS TRACE BUOKLE , ! 5"101" " " 1f' ° f ' " Jf rH , iia Klxs ) < mrc < t latlifsctlon. WE CIIAL- * v T11KYOIUD ' toprrdiiraabuclilu hat niun'ilt In llio tollowlnir point * : lit-lts llnu an iifo ; iind-UtrkAo iiimn the trntu ; 8,1lu , Hr alh ; 4th-lt In clnnirlUL' Milliout tcu iiac * ontpf ihiil-niiii ; Mil -It Mill net uuliucLlalt'tlf th-Tlio haiuo tiiifuullii Hlr > . ht with tlioliace I I NmlfiS TltACi : OAIUIII It , I ho hn.t In the world. Tin COCKBVO It ' " I'M'J" ' ] ' ,1 KlM"lr ll"'lv"(1 HI not ratch the rein or tall. HUNrilCBS PATENT - . . WIIIIH.H.TUCK AND llll'AST HI'iiAI1 HOOK , f , r heavy VBKOIW , plo nitf , drahvintr , etc. , ciiiiiotbuoi iiilifil. Uhn IIIK will not unhook Itm'f. Jlaiiufacuiriul by ' DDTTON , HUNTRESS & CO. , Janoflvillo , Wisconsin. I'.riialnl.j . C. J llLokmaii , Ui iincll llliilTa ; WinrpA. Son and H. H. Collins & Co. , Oraiha , ud by . ill Jobbil'K ' llOUHBH. tT/TB / TT lOiYfTTd T. LOUIS Saloon and Restaurant , ADUM'II nOJJUKLlNOKH , J'ronrletor. Choice Wlnen mid Cigars. ' O > BterH in Mvery Style. 709 Lower Broidway. Council Bluff * , lowai STARR & BUNCH , HOUSE , SIGN , AND ilf\iE ; rAL PAINTERS , PAPER nANQINQ , KALSOMININB AND BRAINING , itrunilwuyiiud Scott St Sullivan & Pitagerald , UKALKUb IN GROCERIES , PROVISIONS , ( Jrookory , BOOTS , SHOES , ETfi Ali'j Rk'cnM for the fr < uov , Incline * of Steamship Companies : Cunird , Anchor , Oulon , Aufrltnu , and BUn Ntiutuulilp Oouianlvd. | For sale on the Kojul Hank of Ireland andllauk of Ireland , Dublin , Thooo w < o Intend to twud foi frlrnda to any part of i'.uroiu | will Hud It to tb U ntori-tt to call en Sullivan & Fitzgerald , AQKNTS , / 343 Broadway , Oouuoil Bluffs MAIN STEEET LIVERY , FEED AND- SALE STABLE. All Shippers and Travelers will find % good accommodation and renaouah/ SOUTH STREET , OPPOSITE OtlYBTAL MIW Council Bluffs ; - Iowa. /rULLAHD & MILLKR , Proprietor * . MAUKBB & ORAIQ , ARTISTIC POTTERY , Illct ) Out QUias , Flno French China , SUVor Wftro &c. , 81U UuoiuwA COUNCIL 11LUKK8 , WA. Huid iuuliuortiMt't4 drawn an deed JACOB SIMS , Attorney and Counsellor at Law , COUNCIL BLUFFS , IOWA. I. OtUco Urcaduiy , between Ualn ind I'c htreett. 'I til > | > radlco In ibUtu mi KeJ6 ourts /