THE DAILY BEE OMAHA , MONDAY , SEPTEMBER 18,3 * 82 The Omaha Be ffhe only Men J y laominir dally , TKlt&lS BY MAIL - Oa , Vf r . 810.00 I Three Month * Ba Moiilha , o.OO | Ono . . SHE WEEKLY BKK , publish TKHMS 1'03T 1'AID. One Year . (2.00 I Three Months ItMcnthg. . . . 1,00 | Ono AMF.njoANfNKiTf.CoMPANrSolo | A or Newsdealers In ho United SUloi CO rmB3PONIKNOE-All Com- I * lorn relathq to NewnwHUJdllorUl rs nhouH bo addretund to tlio Kl > lt < Car UNE. BU31VESS Ll'.TTEnS-All Biu ttllon nnd Keinittnnccn should hi drewoi to THE UEK Prnttnmo IA\T , OMAHA. Draft * , Chcckx end ( hoc Orders to bo mule payable I nler of the Company flio BEE PUBLISHING 00 , , Pn Ki nOSEWATErU , Bditor1 THE AMI-MONOPOLY LEAG OENTIUL Cur , August 1 The State Anil-Monopoly Icr trill moot nt Ilaatinga , September 1882 , in connection with tlio 8 FAnncra' alliance , ( or llio purpoai putting before the rotors of tlio e of Nebraska an independent n anti-monopoly ticket. All anl.i- nopoly longuoa are requested to special mcotitiga to elect delegate attend tlio convention. By order of tno oxcciitivo ci mlttoo. II. 0. O.STKimotn Pros. State Anti-Monopoly Loagu THE FIRST GUN. The campaign in the Third congi sional district will open at From on Thursday next , Sept. Slut , by a publican ratification meeting. II O. n. Van Wyck , U. S. senator , G A. n. Connor and other able nnd c tlnguiahod npoalora will address i people of Dodge county in support the republican ticket , and capecin of lion , M. K. Tu.-nor , the republic candidate for congress. A vigorous canvato Kill bo made Senator Van Wyok in the Third il trict on behalf of Mr. Tumor duri the next cix weeks. The first moot ! after the ratification at Fremont bo held at Hlair. Wo shall annout the day in these columns just as BO as arrangements uro completed. Three congressional dwtrlota a harder to manage than one. 7'Aii ; ton. THE machine nqainat which the appears to bo no revolt the three ing machine. Ix Val'a election is so certain it very singular why his railroad orcai arc * raising all this hue and cry ov < Mr. Turnor'n candidacy. THE Royal Irish covered thomsolvi with jjlory at Tol-El-Kobir. Iri soldiers have always boon found at tl front in every British victory. Fimr small-bore editors who dis covered some weeks ago that Wolselo was no general are convinced that th war in Egypt has boon "full of sur prises. " TIIK political atmosphere in Nebraska braska this year is forcing the growtl of the newspaper wants through tin elate. A little caustic about olcctiot / time will bo applied with good efFect VALKNTINK'H majority In the third district will not bo loss tlmn 10,000. and "don't you forgot it. " ' Don't bet on it. With no opposit ion two years ago Valentino's majority was loaa than 7,000. I'mm , the almshouse thief , late of Thiladelphia , stands at the top notch of embezzlers. It has just boon dis covered that beside perjury nnd potty lafcony from the inmatoa of the Institution , ho stole the copper roof oil the almshouse and sold , it , re placing it with a cheaper 0110 out of the tax fund. Phlppa could give pointers to any bank cashier who ntands on the record. General Ilarou is boatingVonnor us a weather nrophot. The signal service - vice predicted a cyclone last week and six days after ono turned up in Georgia to the astonishment of thu natives. Since General llazuu took charge of the oUecta of the late la mented Ilowgalo the country [ has been treated to a greater variety of weather than woa the naae under any of his predecessors. THE OMAHA BKK calls upon somebody - body to kick Van Wyck out of ottloo as well as Orounto , If the charges against the senator concerning the ulo of an Indian trudorahlp foreshad owed by Hoacnvater not long since , have ai good backing as hojiintod , it might not bo a vary formiJVblo job to have his name dropped from the secretary's roll after tfinith of Much next. Lincoln Journal , The editor of the Jwirnul is n cowardly sneak who never fought n a'juaro battle in his life , and is never more happy than when stabbing nu opponent over the shoulders of another man. Gero can't forgot the fact il was Senator Van Wyck who unearthed that state printing steal which drove liU Omaha partner to Colorado and exposed the grand larceny of the editor of the Journal. X.IVT THE RECORD hPEA The railraid organ's test of ref caniam is nllofinnco ; to the mm lies. The people's test of ropubl ism to fidelity to the cardinal pri lea of the parly. Mr. Turner's didncy in lha Third district is 1 upon opposition to the subvcriu the lopublioan party by the cor lions which have controlled Nobi and tiacd the parly machinor , whip republicans into an unvrl Mippart of monopoly candidates. defining his position , Mr. Turner 1 lanlod himself tqmrcly a plalform of principles w nfTirma nil the great ti for which honest ropubli have contended through the twc four years of the parly's cxistt and which in addition voices thi manda of our people on the c Mmdonitig isauo of the hour. But nbovo platforms and princi ] Mr. Turner can appeal to his rees < os a man and n public oflicor. ' . record will boar the closest innpcct A bad man is no bolter bocnuss n < mtod on a good platform , The .ost of the republicanism and valu \ candidate IB the history of hia 1 ( Vtiy candldalo may howl him lonrno , for , the parly when every i if hia life gives the lie direct to irofcaaiona. Mr. Turner Iva bson a lifot opublican. Ho is n nlaunch defon f republicanism to day , Ho is i lowovor , ono of that claw who boli hat the republican party is bui land and foot in its interest ? to cldsli Intoroiln of corporalo inon ily. Ho rofuaoa lo affirm that oico of a parly postmaster is oico of God , nnd that the whip ay Gould is n bettor stimulus .oncst aullon thau the cxprosi rishi'B of the pooplo. Mr. Turner is on the track to ut 'ho support which hn ia recoivi om'-'S from the people. Evury e ont of opposition w hioh the mom I5"3 are mustering agninnt him 01 ivca additional force to lii.n cindidr nd furniahca now argumuntn for ccenaity. Ho proposes to wage v ly and strong content for the rigl f the people of the Third district : Icct their own congressional cam ; iteo irrcapectivo of the Ihrcals ai ribca of the corporaliot ho have lee long co oiled the electoral machine both political parlicn in this slat arty oupromacy can only bo niai inod through popular belief in par irity. The moment that party m linery becomes the medium for tl complishmont of individual or co irate Irickory just that moment i states cease to bobinding upon voter i far back af 1874 the republicans < wa proclaimed in their ntato platfor : licli should , bo pasted in the hat. i ory republican voter throughout tl untry. "Wo declare , " ran thorosi lion , "that it ia the duly of ovci [ tublican to oppose the election of J or incompetent candidate upo r own or upon any other ticket. " IE STATE no ARB or EQUAI , Clio railroad organs , frightened n i demands for the abolition of th Lo board of jqualizalion , are begin g lo ina'co long and labored do ana on ita behalf and on behalf o ir corporationa. The State Jouraa a two column editorial to provi t the board of equalization is ai lortant wheel in our stale govern it and cannot bo dispensed with ( tout danger to the boat interests o people and loss lo Iho utato trcaa ho board of equalization is made ) t three men , the governor , auditoi Iroasuror. They are oulrusted i the duty of valuing and assessing property of alt railroad corpora- a within the atato at its actual 10 for each milo of "road. Upon r decision the assessment of the oua roads is made by the itios and Iho local laxos detenu- . In other words the atato d of equalization fixoa ut Iho entire taxation paid by the oads to the slalo [ and by lowering iBsessmont dhuinioli the revenue thereby iuoroaso the taxes levied other tax payers. When 0 three ollicora uro nominated tie inllumico of the railroads it is to preaumo that they will do Ihu iug of tho.oorporations. This ia oially the ease when they have 1 compelled to make pledges that effect in order to BO- their nominations. Gov. Nanco notoriously nominated by Union fie railroad money mid how well as rorvod his masters can bo seen joking over the rocorda. While oad properly has boon steadily uioinp in value its assessment lie state boards of equalization has i as steadily declining. When Union Pacific railroad stock was tig for thirty or forty ccnta on the ir and the business of tlio road less than half what it now is , it assessed at $12,000 a tulle. This lot include utulion houses , round OB or machine shops. The track then laid with iron rails and tics and the road bed was ory respect decidedly inferior to present condition. To-day tha : of Iho Union Pacific is worth > on Ihodollar. . Most of thu U rolaid with now tics and otoel and with business doubling ' five yean , it ia assessed at only $11,000 n milo. The assessment c < every dollar's worth of property T the railroad ia mippoaod to owr eluding round houses , station hoi water tanks , side tracks , rolling si itc. It is safe to say that ' crnor Nanco and his board of c < izition have in four yoara aavoc the railroada of Nebraska at 5no million dollars in laxos. sum reprosonlj Iho amount which boon ohiftod from the shoulder the monopolies upon the b of the producer. ! of Nebraska Urn Iho inalrumonlalily of Iho rail board of equalization. It ia nat that the monopolica are intoreslo retaining Iho board of cqualiztt and it In not surprising that they i sider the few Ihousands of do ] fipcnt in securing their own atato tii aa money well invcalod. The B board of equalization musl be a' ishod , and Iho republicans of Third dislrict did well in pultir plank to that effect in their plalfo A Lincoln correspondent writes : "Every honest , hard worki man will say amen to Ihat planl the Fremont platform denouncing stale board of cqualizition. Lot Facia como lo the surface , give us ' ilotailcd assessment of all the railn properly for all those years , and tl Loll us about the other property n 'ot the voters see whether this hot a a fmo thing or not. The princij irgumont made by The Journal .hat Iho railroad companica would compelled to go into every county ho stale lo ndjuit mallora. Just hough Ihat wan any very great hut ihip , oven though they did do th Choy would require no m mnds. They could hn ho strikers that they keep to n iloctlona mnko ono or two extra Irif Plio great trouble with the railro ; ompanies ia , Iheyaro afraid Ihat Ih ould not alwayo purchaoo Iho aasc era , and even it they could it wou est lee much money lo go nroun ? hey ould much ralhcr risk thu asp in Iho handa of thrco moi 'hink of giving every twscssor in N raska a fruo paai for himself nr rionds. It would bo a hardshi nd no mistake , and no wonder tl ulroad organs pnl in a mighty hie hen this question cornea up. Thoi i moro depending upon the oleclia E the governor , auditor and lrcasur < urn common people think of , bt io railroada have figured all Iho poi bilitios and probabililioa and hav ng ago lixod Ihia qucalion wtlh Hi indidalea that will bo nominated t 10 coming republican convontiot lie only aafo way ia to nboliah tli ) ard and put Iho quealion of BRBCSI out ot all property down nearer th lople. J THE BEE 1ms received loiters fret rco of Iho committee on resolution the Fremont convention which nc inatod Mr. Turner , calling ita alter m lo a mistake in a part of the plal rm , which uncorrcctcd roada a llowa : Itetoh'td , That wo are in favor of re icing all railroad faroa for travel li ia atato to a minimum charge oreo roe cents per milo. It is of course unnecosaary to atat at "maslmum" should take the plac Iho ilalicizod word , whoao inserlioi a n typographical error. Ono o : . Turnor'a hardest fighla in the las ; islaturo woa on behalf of the bil ich mndo thron conta a milo thi [ heat legal rote which could bi irgod for paaaengor Iranaporlalior Nebraska. In demanding the lower ; of the present .four cent rate UK jmont convention acted in accord : o with Iho prevailing aonlimonl oughout the atato , nnd voiced the 1 known viowa of their candidate congress. IH for Mr. Turner ho haa ulwaya no a reputation for honesty nnd ) rlty among thpao who know him , , ho can auatain that reputation f by a withdrawal from thia cam- ; n as n candidate , and by eo doing lit tljat Mr. Valentino was right- y nominated. Wetl J'oint Jlepul. n. n.a a for Mr. Valentino ho haa alway 10 n reputation for diahonoaly am very among thoao who know bin . As "Val'a" own organ admit ' Mr.yTurnor poaacssoa Iho vor ; lilicationa nccosanry for n people' lidnli' , the boat thing Valentin do is to withdraw nt once am o the field clear for ropublicai eaa. HE Turner farce wa * played bo- u E. Ko3o\yater , tlio man who ad the nomination of Valentino years ago on account of Valentino sing to allow him to control cor- federal appointments in that state that the delegates assembled Ihort Id nominate Valentino by accla < on. Norfolk Journal. oaowater o libra n reward of $100 my letter Hint boars his signature iig n personal favor of E. K. Vnl a , cither before or since he bo- 3 a member of congress. Ho dares inline to the proof Ihat ho haa requested any political gifla at mnds either for himself or any ol friends. Produce tha documouta u have them , or call oft'your lying Ipa , Tiru BEE opposed Valentino yoara ago because ho was a back thief , n swindler of homesteaders , ibor in patronage and n capper of ay monopolies. On those grounds , [ sustained by a mountain of proof , [ > pose him now , Eito the front , Soua'or Van k , and bo read out of the party boy who was annking hia thumb i yov were lighting for the princi- of republicanism on the battle and in the halls of congress. o republican cougrouioual con- on for the Milwaukee district has split and two republican ( candii are in the field , It appears to good year for political indcpcndi A minister in town nat more CO miles from Omaha was induce vacate his homo pulpit last Su lo keep him from preaching n soi denouncing Iho disgraceful pro < ings in the Valentino convention week. C n any reasonable man fond such obscenity and drunken gios Hi wcro there exhibited. mont JTtrald. The BEE haa refrained from ma any comment on the scandalous ceodings of the late Valentino r convention at Fremont. Both local papers denounce Iho convcn aa a drunken orgio which was mat by Iho grossest obscenity and 1 phomy. The editor of the tune , who wai presnnt , openly clarod that if ho had dared print some of the oporchcs dolivi lie would have rendered himself li lo prosecution for publinhing obac litoraluro. Clarkson , of Schuj Mid llobortaon , of Madison , and C > ral Roberts particularly dialinguis homselvca for Ihoir blalant boas loss. The Omaha Itcjinlhcan ha hort-hand report of the convent ? hich it dares not publish. If it Is railroad candidate would lose vc n every community whore comn oconcy and sobriety are respcc nd sustained. FOIIKMAN DICKSON'S alary ia i lin. Who over heard of n protei on bribing a jury lo convict , ospi illy when acquittil would have be mtrary to Iho evidence as undorato C Iho court nnd Iho entire counli icltson has been suspected from I at of playing into the hands of t ar roulo harpies. A ward politicin claim agent , n caucus manipulat r the board of public worka , ho w ill known in Washington as a shyst , d n shark , and as lontf ego as Jui h the Washington nowapapera pr itcd against his being allowed rvo on n jury which was to Iry h 1 partner in iniquity , S. W. Dorse ; TDRIV ER TAKES HOI.T. ipublloana Universally For Him A Return to First Principles. rojj-oBiUnocf TIIK Her O'NriLL , September 13. The Ti r platform ia the people's platfor ] thin part of Nobwaka. The pe < i foci jubilant over Ih lull of the Fremont convention i 3 nomination of M. K. Turner fc igress. The people feel that in Mi rner they hnvo n reprcaentativo c lity , integrity and in whom the i trust. Dho republicans of the Third cor aaional district may well tot iud of Mr. Turner a man wh 1 represent the whole people , am ; a gigantic and oppressive monop ; a man whoso handa nro not stain with land office wholesale , high idod swindling of poor homestead , back pay ualary grab , bogus con returns , retention in nnd appoint nt tooHiso of thoao thoroughly un Tor the positions , and obnoxious tc ' people , nnd when bills come u ] : ongroaa when the great intereati .he people on ono aide nnd thi nopolios on the other voted on thi 3 of the monopolica. Ir. Turner representing the true irost of the republican party nric people generally of the Third con < isioiuU district will command nnd live n largo vote , nnd by an honest tiinent of the pcoplo through pure pla will go to congress aa the ice of popular suQrago. /hen u few men aolf-conatitutod tea , making a brasa-collnred bri- 3 , attempt to dictate lo the masses t they shall do , and what the re- must bo , whether it bo in the ro- lican or any other party , the votora lid aay in no uncertain aound , "no t got back to first principlea , " the co of all power , the voice of the > lo. If wo are republicans wo must itain republican principlea , and simply republican in name with- Iho essence. Bosaism , machine ; ica , or party whip are not element to true republican party , but the it form of tyranny and partyism. ia the true interest and welfare ho republican party and of the ilo IhatM.K. Turner represents 10 head of Iho ticket in tno third rossional district of Nebraska , in. wp say that Mr. Turner was nominee of the republican party ay Ihat which is truo. No amount Ily explanation or adverse ixaaor- will prove that Mr. Crounso wna appointed chairman of the Ihird ressional central coinmilleo , nnd Whitmoyor oocrolary , and in pur ee of such appointment Mr. nso called theoonvonlion to order. LO people well know Ihat the ma- ) bossism in many instances dod - d their wishes , and none are moro bio of this than the puople of county by taking advantage of of representation in Iho county Billion , by having nearly all the nct _ central commitlempn and ; this advantage in springing can- i at unreasonable hours , &o. , by tig plodgoa for county division , counties , and county seats ; prom- poatollicoa , scaring others into art ; ottering delegateships to dif- t conventions , ic. , iVo. , and ing the county convention lo "aot i" on some one , &o. ; promising wing of their parly to n demon - n case they loat certain ground , other things too numerous to iroua to mention , equally as dis able , BO much BO that the people ult county wore vastly bolter rep- led by Ihe delegation which help- minute Mr , Turner , The Fron- ataloments lo the contrary'not- landing. i Froutier'a prevarications are so known and his statements so rsally untrue that a few people ils paper to read hia monatrosi- Ho is proverbially known in art of Nebraska as a democrat itiment , publishing a democrat ic paper a short time ago , "Liltl kcr Doc , " a "ealooniat , " "or zler. " "libeler , " notorious provi tor ( for nice ) , "republican diso izer" and the like. Poof le know hurd to catch him in the Iruth. THE CONVENTION AT OAKli.VLE , The minules of Iho senatorial vonlion nt Oakdalo shows n conl delegation from Holt county. II shows that n member from the mittce on credentials w 3 from contested county. Thia is som Iheir "straight" republicanism talk BO much about , but when reflect that the Valentino monc delegation waa seated and theouti in keeping therewith , wo can rei see why a comniittceman from a lesled counly was rolained. It ia pretty definitely known Valley counly hold no convention Ihat ono man appeared before committee on credentials at the i torial convonlion at Oakdalo three proxies besides his own cl and the Holt counly member of committee used hia undivided influ lo allow Valley counly a scat in convention , when it was known te aspirant for senatorial honors thts delegation was' for him. Ho since so expressed himself.SKETCH SKETCH THE ANTIS OP COI.FAX. Ulnutoa of the County OonTontli Strong tloaolutiona Adopted. ! orrc pondcnco of Tin URR. SCHUYLEH , Nob. , September 1C louse called to order by M. A. Co\ \ rright. On motion M. A. Courtwright lade chairman nnd J. P. Spree jcrotnry. Moved , Ihat V. W. Graves , J. [ apln and J. A. Grimiaon bo a cc littoo on reaoluliona. Carried. Moved , Ihat n committee of thi 3 appointed lo report Iho names ivon delegates for stale convonlie irried. "The chair appointed amhofer , D. B. Swnrla and J , " : ipo ! aa that committee. The committee reported the folio g names aa delegates to the eta invention at Haatiuga on the 27 at : J. P. Sprcchor , M. A. Com right , John Mourn ] , Edward Lai ifer , O. F. Brown , M. M. Eodns P. Strong , which report w opted. The following wore appointed unty central committee : Goori : unnor , Richland ; John Mourn loll Creek ; A. Do Forcat , Wilao lomaa McCardy , Stanton ; W. 1 inn , Schuyler ; J. F. Maple , Gran serge Sprocher , Midland ; W. Mo : d , Adams ; F. Murphy , Colfax : ] Wellman , Maple Creek ; J. E. Va Idor , Lincoln. The following was reported by tl inmitteo on credentials : licsoh-ctl , That wo , the anti-mono ] r party of Colfax City , are in fav < a careful , honest nnd economic o. ndituro of public moneys in count ; .to nnd nation. Second : That wo are heartily in fi r of the bill introduced In congre : compel land grant railroada to lal < t palonts on Iheir landa BO that th uo may bo taxed aa lands owned b livjduala are taxed. Third : That the question of tram rlntion is ono of the moot impoi tt problems now before the peopl aolution , and the will of the pec nhould give no uncertain soun ireon ; that all transportation route mid bo BO controlled by the atat I general government no to pre tt extortion , unjust charge and dia nination in any form or manner t the action of the dilloront rail d companica throughout the Uni States in consolidated and poolinj erwiao competing lines , nnd in ia ig free passes to pablic ollicera , i trnry. to n oound public policy , one uld bo prevented by proper logisla i. i.'ourlh : That wo do not fool our C3 bound to support any candidate any ollico who will not fully nnd crfully endorse Ihoso resolutions , hia report waa adopted : [ ovecl and parried Ihat delogatoe lie filalo convention act in congroa- aland judicial conventions , [ oved nnd earned , that the chair- i call the attention of the delegates 'nto ' and float conventions to the lhotho _ Plait Oily nnti-monopoly 'ontion moota nt Plnlt Center on .ember 20th , nnd requests them to resent at the same , . J. I * . Si'KUHEii , Secretary. A Single Victory. .0 . value of electricity as a remedial t has gained a rtgnal victory over pre- o. THOMAS' KI.KCTUIO On , stands oat lu this class of compounds , Tcsti- aU from all imrta tell of the wondrous i of rlieuinatlaii ) , neuralgia , hurt ? , and , etc. , effected by ! tn agency , Qontool Forms of Bribery. rancieco Chronlclo. free pasa on n railroad is pro- id to bo a personal courtesy , h Iho receiver is expected lo ro- Iho giver in some manner con- tit with the honest performance a duty. With a private person [ a easy ; with an ollicial it is nccoa- f diilicult. The matter ia again ing comment in eastern journals , in ono of them wo tiud a fao o of a pass given by the Now : & Hudson Jlivor railroad com "on account of Iho suptcme ; . " Wo are not nwuro of any lor in which Ihe supreme court iw York or Ihat of any other atato tgitimatoly return such a courtesy , rtainly has no right to return an xl benefit for the favor conferred , ; h there it ) sonio tacit expectation [ uid pro quo when the permission lo free is given , and the pass rep- la n substantial aum saved to the ial exchequer. The anti-monopoly o has taken the matter up , and gnns are making free criticisms lat Ihey deem n flagrant viola 0 established principlea cf jus They think thai if any class of na is to bo allowed lo ride free it d bo ao provided by law. A 1 of a high court , whoso crime is olically stainless , should bo the j accept such a favor from a cor- iou which from one year's end to or is before him , through ita at- rs , pleading some mailer of e or equity. In New Jersey is a law giving every member of gislalure the privilege of riding in the railroad * , which places beyond Iho need of asking rail- avora , In a common wealth like New Jersey , nhero Iho lines are i Iho cost of riding is compata small in comparison with Oalifi where Ihe distances as well ne rates are magnificent. California has Imd its own pi experience with c fticial railroad p : which Ima been often treated the Chronicle. Democratic orga Iho city nnd the state arc dirui silent respecting it. Their cati'l for governor , for the Ihrco years ho has been silling in his hiqh cial capacity , has been Iho con recipient of favors from the Ci Pacific railroad in the shape of pi While Iraveling in Iho pcrforman hia duly ho waa enlitlod to them wo nro credibly informtd that he not only traveled about Ihe alalo when on hia private business , but made Iripa with hia family lo the at the expense of the railroad. probable also that ho went to 3 n Jose convention nnd i sia famous anti-monopoly spec with this privileged bit of pastob in his pocket. Possibly he cau rt cilo his course in this respect will judicial duly , especially when h mcmbera that Iho dnm nnd aubsl of that duty was to regulate tin tprtionnto charges of the very cori ; tionfrom which ho wna constanllj coivinc ; pecuniary favors. Perl his ndheronls will not regard thia fonsp us moro heinous than the ploying of Chincec , of which ao thing like half of the democratic i didatcs on Iho slate lickot have vcara been guilly. If the working ] af Iho parly can bo salisfied with Dhincao record of the ticket , peril .ho farmora will not object to the joptanco by Ihoir candidate for i : srnor of genleel bribea from the i > oration that ia grinding the life if them. them.A A Vexed Ulorfiyman. Uven the patience of Job would bec < xhnustcd were he a preacher nnd emit ring to interest his amllonce while t rore keeping up nn Inwessnnt couglil taking It impossible for him to be her ct , how \cry eniy can nil this be nvoii y simply using Dr. King's New Discc r for Consumption , Cougba and Cm rial JJottlosten ( away at C. F. Uo un H drug Btnrn AN OLD FOolj FOOLED. ikon In by a Country Laas Whc Trousseau Ho Pnld for illadclpbU Hccord , Sept. 0. A Rrny-hpadod , gray-beardod , wri ed-faced mnn of eighty years , lea g on the well-rounded arm of ixom , rosy-cheeked and black-oy untry lass of eighteen years , ion yesterday walked in the Centi venue hotel on Market atreel , bole inth , and united to bo provided wi commodationa. "Oh ! rooms for youraelf at lighter , ia it ? " remarked the hot > rk. "Not exactly , " whimpered the o ntleman ; " 1 want a double roe r rayaolf and wife. That's the si it , " turning and addressing the gi his aide. inly ) the monosyllab rea" cacapca from her pretty lips. The man. was requested to regiate swly ho scratchpd his autograph i a big black book "John M. Blei d wife , Maryland. " Ho waa a ; nod to hia room , and while ho poi mod hia ablutions the reputed wil itod palionlly in the parlor. Dit r being ready , the ill-matted coupl ibled inlo Iho dining room , whei afforded much amusement to th icr guests by hia levine attontiot Iho mnidon. Ho carefully place inty morsels of food on her plnt ( 1 besought hia "littlo flcir , " in th ndeat manner , lo appease her af ilo. They were noticed by all th iplo in the room , and when the do their exit many could not re in from laughing outright. Ls soon aa they emerged from th ing room Mr. Bleat hobbled up t desk and cautiously whispered t clerk : "I ain't married , but I an ng to be. Can't vou direct mo to : liator near by ? Dari't let on bu t wo are man and wife. " .he accommodating clerk eyed hii stioncr in wonder for u few mo its , and then quietly told him ol residence of a man of the cloth would uuito lliom in the bonds o rimony. Thank you , thank you , " chuoklec Bleat. "Como , my dear , " said hi lia companion , "let'a take a lilllt k. But "tho dear" bent down tc old man's oar and whispered some- ig aboui u wedding drcaa. He n had recourse to hia friend , Ihe k , lo whom ho confided the intolli- 30 : "She wants to get n now full 1 He was directed lo a neighbor- establishment , whither ho trcnv gly led the prospecl-vo brido. f an hour elapsed before Mr. it reappeared. When ho did his wna rndiant with joy. "You ought lo aeo her , " he said lo the < ' . "Sho haa got a real silk uros.i , it's Buch n beautiful blue color , lady ia altering it to make it fit. will bo here in a quarter of an : . Oh , but she ia looking nice ! " the man from Maryland alid into wning chair nnd calmly nwnited nrrival of the fair ono. It was long before she came down the it bedecked in a gorgeous blue and a ravishing-lcoking hat , h n Chestnut street belle might bo proud of. A dainty parasol clasped in ono hand , while from ithor dangled a pair of oighl-but- kids. New shoes adorned her and a block-figura cash , of a lux- it color , in harmony with the rest ho outfit , encircled her waist n the vision of loveliness i sailing down the street , Id man ran eagerly forward to her. She smiled and sweetly 3sted some money lo purchase a af coraols , which was immediately i her. Thnn the old man sat i again to await her return. A ) f an hour piasodj and still the no remained away. Mr , Blest no greatly excited at her inox- jlo absence , and Bought the clerk Ivlco. Ho said ho was afraid she ; pt lost. The afternoon passed light came on , and yet the young in waa among Iho missing. Tlio i deparlmons waa nUified , nnd ry was made at every police ata- louse in the city , but not one of intelligence respecting her mbouts waa obtained , Slowly sorrowfully the disappointed i returned to his hotel , and after ing in copious draughta of Ihe t , waa led genlly lo bed , whore sscd Iho night in ainglu blessed- iry Boyjjeta a Picture Book that Suit at Polack's. 2t LYDBA E. VEGETABLE COMPOUND. Tor nil ( tote 1'nlnftil t'nraplnlntt nml AVcntnra u Ki common lo our br < t finmle population. A Mdllclno for Woman. InrrntcillirnWoniiin. 1'rcparcil liy \Voninn. . fl < r Cmlnt SMIfU Illtrotrrf Blnrt lh l ) nn f HUlorj. tJPIt rctlroK the drooping uplrllB , IntlRoralos and lnnnonl fl the organla fuuclon ! , Klrei tla. t Icily anj nrmnc to thcetcptt toro < tlion&turaluftlro ! tothe rj-o , nnil.lant onllionilo chuknf nnnwn tlio Crcslj rows of llfo'H rprln ; and cariy mminrr tlmp. lS7 Phtslclans Usn It nnd Prescribe It Freely. ta It rrmo\ fitlntncv , Itatulonry , Jretrop ! all crnrlnj Tor f tlmul.an t , and rcllcrcs wcaknoM cf tlio Btomnch. Tlmt fwlins otlvnrlnR ilown , ( HiKliiR pain , weigh ) find luiclmcho , U nlirayg | < crmancntljr rurcd ly Iti nto Tor the euro nr Kidney Complaint * oTctthcr tea thU Compound 14 uniurpus c < l. , . E. pi.vKiiAsr nt.ooii ii ( fill crnillcnlo every vlleo of liuinnra from thi Blood , nnd iclvo tonn ami ttrtncrth lo tlio njBtcm. ol nan vumau or child. Insist on Imvlng lu Both the Compound and Dlood FurtHcr are prepared itlBrindU' Western Avenue , Lynn , Man * , rrleoo ! ilthcrtl. 61 * Iralllrs for JS. Bent liy mall In the fern ; ifplll * , or nflazcnji-d , on receipt of price , ttperboi or cither. Mr > . Tlnklnm f rocly an wen all loiters ol nijulry. Enclose & .t. stamp. Sendforpamphlct. V , > fnmlly houtd 1 > o ? ltliout LTDIA E. JVKR I'll.US. They euro constl | > ntlon , torpidity of the liver. . " > cents per box. Are acknowledged to be the ist by all who have put them a practical test. ADAPTED TO & SOFT COAL , COKE OR WOOD. MANUFACTURE BY SAINT LOUIS. iercy & Bradford SOLE AGENTS FOR OMAHA. WESTERN ORNICE WORKS ! 3. SPE011T , - . Proprietor. 12 Hariiey Bt. - flmrha , M. JIANUFACTUIIEKS OF CORNICES , RMER WINDOWS , F1NIALS , Pin , Iron and Slate Hoofing , cht'a Patent Motalio Skylicht ' 'atcnt Adjusted Ratchet Bar and Bracket Shelving. I am the general a > ; ent for the ftbove line of goods. IKON KKN01NG. lna < , Dcluttrrdrfc Vemnticj'Omca rr-d Oanfe B lni ! | , W.ndow .nd Collir Ou.-iriJi ; alco G13NKUAL A1JKNT ORSETS Every Corset la warranted eatls- lactcrj-to ita wearer In every way. or the money will bo refunded by tUB iwrsoafromwlioni itwaebouglit. inly Corset pronouneed by our leadin rhyild n liirloui to thoweiin.r , andtndorned iao tcomrortabl8 und'pcrfMt flttUig i Pn rr < luic , 1.GO. 8tir.AdJu.lloB , ll.fiO "lunl < tru hemy ) Z.OO. Santa * , 01.50 ale by Icudln * | Jct U lltuUn tcrTw IUIOAGO COUSW CO , , CWcal-o , ' 23 ROPEAN HOTEL , asrtu- * t eoweUed wth the HURSX. . . prop , Corner Fourth nd Locmt StreeU. c * . XaCbxrares OMCO.