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POETRY OF THE TIMES.
Hymn of Plttsburg-
Ill HICHAM ) WKAI.F.
My father was a mighty Vulcan :
I run Smith of tha Innil nnd se < ;
The cunning pir t of Tub l-C in
Came with my mnrrow to lie.
I think great thoughts , itrong-wlnged ttilh
steel ;
I coin vast Iron acln ,
And orb the Impalpable dreamt of SCOM
Into comely , lyric facts.
I am monarch of all the forge * ,
I have solved the rldillo of tire ,
Tha Amen of Nature to cry of mnn ,
Answers at my dcvdro.
with tlio tubtlo soul of ll.ime
The heart of the rocky eaitb ,
Anil hot from my anvils the propheclei
Of the mlr.iclc years leap forth.
I am swart with the soots of my furnace ,
I drip with the sweat * of toil !
Mv lingers throttle th savai'e watte * ,
I tour the curse from the neil ,
T Ming the bridge * acrosa the gulfs
That hold w from the To-lte ,
And build the roads for the bannered
march
Of crowned humanity.
MUSICAL AND URAMATIO.
Frederick Wardo will dedicate the now
opera house at Hot Springs , Ark. , late In
the fall.
John S. Clarke I * to net as Dromlo of
Syracuse In "Tho Comedy of Krroru , " In
London ,
Hdllo. Ilhcn opened Monday night at
the 1'ark theater , lirooklyu , In A'dricnur
Leconvreur.
A new comic opera Is threatened , under
the frigid title of "Arctic ; or , the North
Pole Kxpeditlon. "
Clara Morris will act In the Grand opera
house next week , appearing In her remark
able Impersonation of Miss Multon.
On Monday night Lawrence llarrett , the
tragedian , began his season at Ifavorly'ii
Philadelphia theater , opening In KIclie-
lieu.
Annie Pixloy produced the new piny of
/am , written expressly for her by Mats-
den , for the first time at Columbus , O , , on
Mouduy night.
More than two hundred performances of
Strauss' "Merry War" have already been
given in Berlin , and the operetta still
draws Ciowded houses.
Mine. JanaiiHchek , Ixnilsn Klbridgo ,
1dlth ! Bland , Nell Burgess , and Solomons ,
the composer , were among the passengers
who arrived last Sunday morning on the
Btcamship Spain.
Col. Ntehol ? , of the Cincinnati college of
music , promises another operatic festival
in that city during the coming season ,
which Is to cluster all the operatic "atar > "
and surpass anything of the kind ever
given in the country.
Herr Neumann has organized a Wag-
ucrlau opera company , with which he in
tends to visit varioiiH German cities At
Breslau the whole of the ticket * for the
Nibelung Trilouy were disposed of befoio
noon on the first day of sale , the emperor
of German } being represented amopg the
purchasers.
During the summer the pianist Josetfy
has been working nt Tnrrytown upon n
new piano concerto , and haa written n
trnn-criptiou of Delibeb' " 1'izzicati. " He
haa studied , among other novelties for the
coming season , Brahm's second concerto
nnd Llezt'a "Don Jnan"
fantasia. In No
vember ho will give four concerts wltu or
cliestra.
A Saratoga letter-writer says : "Clara
Louise Kellogg was never moro charming
in nppeniancu and manner than during
this summer. She captivates both men
and women. Her advent in the drawing
room ia the signal for a circle of admirers
to rally round her. " This , of course , must
be exasperating to Clara's recently dis
carded suitor , butitshowi ) that she is quite
likely to capture another.
The Germans are beginning to complain
that they have lo come to New York if
they wish to hear their favorite stage nrt-
i ts. Tha Tholia theater has secured for
this season a largo number of new nrtiste ,
among them Fran Gallrnnyer , Herr Bar
neys and Hcrr Wilke ? , Frl. Galster , Fii.
I'ibsch , Hcrr Knack and Carl Lindau ,
Herr Barneys boars mentioning in Ger
many in the same breadth with Haase.
Sonnenthal , and Possart. Ho is also well
known in London , where he appeared ai
leading actor of the Meiningen company n
few years ago. Frau Galltnayer's i > opu.
larity in Vienna is equal to that of Frau
Geistingor.
A tourist In San Francisco nays that
"tho regular orchestra of Chinatown con-
sisls of a one-stringed fiddle , with long
neck , a email banjo , a flageolet , a drum , u
tambi.urino plated upon with slender ,
flexible drumsticks , mid nil the gongs that
the neighborhood affords. It was an occa
sion of some surprise to mo to note that
the Chinese drama has something of an
operatic character , the entrances being
marked by orchostrial outbreaks , the brief
est Interludes being filled with music , and
the performers occasionally stopping to
the front of the stage and vcntilatl ( , ' their
griefs or explaining their happiness in it
squealing area , voices and instruments
pitched at the height to give ono the ear.
ache. "
EDUCATIONAL NOTES.
Politico are said to taint the Baltimore
school Bystetu , ward iwliticians having too
much power in the appoint men tot teacher" ,
It ia complained of the public schools of
Philadelphia that there teaching Is narrow
and antiquated. Memory in cultivated at
the expense of every other faculty ,
In the schools of Weimar , Germany ,
there la nn excellent diatom of taking all
the pupils ome u week under different
teachers on the excursion of out-door
study and observation.
No text books In arithmetic or geogra
phy are put into the hands of pupils uui >
ing their first three years in the primary
schools of New Haven. The oral method
Ia chiefly ufed. The result Is said to be
encouraging ,
Kdncutional Interests are not neglected
in TexiiH Dallas Is building five publia
school houses at n cost of $3,00(1 ( each. San
Antonio Is erecting a High school house nt
an expenses of $31,000 , and Coreicana has
just built two school house ) at n cost of
312,000 each.
Mora than 250 of the younj women nt
Wellebly College study chemastry. The
college expects to Instruct ubout 500 tu-
dents next year , A new prenaratlory
school Is to be established in Philadelphia
this autumn ax n source of supply for
Wellesley , The annual charges of the
allege have been rained from § 250 to $2B. ?
Miss AHca 1C , Freeman , the newly p.
polntoi president , h.u received fromtuc
Unlvlrslty of MlJilgan the degree of Ph.
There are two iuttrebtlu "Ilnusekeep.
Ing Schools" in the Kingdom of Wurtern-
beJg , which have something of the charac.
ter uf a secondary school or college , no
girl being admitted to them till she has
passed through the ordinary schools , The
geieial aim of tha course of lectures and
of the practical work at theee institutions
i * the cultivation of "cleanliness , order ,
punctuality , and efficiency In housework
and farinwork , " All the work of the
houu9 U done by the pupils during the day
hours. The evening is devoted to lectures
on various eubjecU , singing , and drawing.
In both lufctitutioni * the programme la
divided Into three bracuchei of instruction
housekeeping , woman's work , and con-
tlnuatiou of the teaching acquired iu the
iirimary school. The firatof these branches
Includes cooking , hreadmaklng , walking ,
iroolng , clotheswaklng , gardening , and the
management of all articles of ordinary
food , inch s milk , fruit , meat. etc. Under
the oeconi branch are found the use of the
sewing machine , embroidery , and even cob-
bllng , with instruction in thu manufacture
and character of thu various bluffs and
materials , tuch a woo ] , tllk , cotton , and
lace. The third division embraces monUl
arithmetic ( "bead-reckoning , " tu the Ger
main civil it ) , dictation , ,
ringing , mid lecRons on health. Tiicre are
two terms in each year , occupying be
tween five and HI month * , miring which
the complete coursi of Instruction it carried -
ried through from Iw-ginnins to end. The
cxi > ine is very xllght. From SO pfennig
to one mark ( IS to2."i cent * ) i * charged for
dally board and lodging ; And tbo fee for
the kuwus , or entire plan of Instruction ,
h only 2(5 ( marks n term. The mcs < s haa
hern to marked that a multiplication of
timilar institutions it certain ,
For fomo time trouble hat been blew-
ing nt St. l.onit , Mo. , over the question
of colored children attending white rchoo1 ,
the school board havlnc tailed to provide
Bep.tr ite quartern. Thii morning the
schools weio organbed , nnd some attempt
madoby white children to exclude thrm , A
largo trowdaiscmb'e.l in anticipation of
trouble. Atone school a pitched battle
took place , nnd the negro children were
cleaned out by their opponent * . At another -
other school a colored boy hit n white ono
with n stone , nosily killing him. The
sch wl board were bitterly denounced fnr
falling to provide ttio negro children with
a separata building.
A Portland school which had licen exer
cised to walk coolly out in case of fire ,
tumbled over onch other like hc p when
a real alarm wat souudcd.
PEPPERMINT DROPS.
It ho * boon demonstrated that fixo cast
away sailors can live for four days on a
dog , If they gnaw the bones pretty clofo.
When it can't rain or hail or thundar or
cyclone in Lcadvillo , it can nno\v , The
weather out there is iiover up n stump fern
n change ,
The south will make 7,000,000 gallons of
cotton eccd oil tills year , and yu will buy
foino of it put up in nlceshtpo and labeled
as olho oil from Italy.
A Jerseyman has invented
a cigar-hold
er by means of which n man can smoke
three cigars nt one time , but nlnsl no m in
can invent n three-barrelled beer glass.
It ia time to lot tip on the star route
thieves. In Boston n barkce [ > cr has been
detected putting Unegar into vquoezed
lemon , nnd using it n second time. Texas
Sittings.
The power of the human eye can only
bo fully appreciated when n well regulated
wink will change n bottle of tonicl > ecr into
n bottle of lager in spite of the label ,
Maiden Headlight.
An Arizona Indian has gone out of the
murdering business and started a grocery.
Ho thinks he can do mnre torturing with
adullcrcd groceries than \\ith a scalping
knife. Bos ton Post.
Since the ati lucent prohibition law went
into effect in town hundreds of men have
Ints of mnall change to giro to their wives.
They don't do so , however , but bet on dog
lights and horse races.
An Ari/.ona man flops people on the
highway and aska them to contribute to
an orphan asylum , nnd he looks PO mad
about it that all travelers shell out without
naming where the asylum is or hnvv much
it needs.
A baby was born in a remeleiy nt M
ahalltown , Iowa , the other day , nnd the
Order of things WAH reversed by carrying
the child from the grnvo to the cradle.
I Imply In the grnvoyard , baby'a In the
crib. New York Com.
A one-legged man carrying a sack of
flour ; his wife wheeling a baby in a prc-
ambulator ; Ills father-in-law carrying n
codfish nil drunk except the baby , the
proambulator and the codfish wat ono of
thu sights on the streets of the civili/od
town of Fulton , N. Y. , ono day last week.
An item for the household cays : "If
the wat r In which new cabbage is boiled
ii changed oncn or twice , it will bo lens
likely to bn indiKOitible. " IVrhapt it will ;
and persons who are in the habit of drink
ing water in which c.ibbigc it boiled should
heed the HUggestion ; but at long aa water
is EO cheap , wo shall continue to take ours
raw. Norristown Herald.
Gilhooly strolled into Moso Schauui-
burg's store on Austin avenue , and after
looking around ho said to Mose , who , rm-
bing his hand ? , asked him what he want
ed. "Will you be kind enough to briutt
me a glass of beer , some fried beefsteak
nnd onionn , nnmo fried potatoes nnd some
boiled cabbage ? " replied Gilhooly. "Wit-
ther Gilhooly , mine Btoro vaxh not a res
taurant. " "What the devil have I got to
do with that ? You have got up n sign that
rends , 'If you don't see what von want ask
for it. ' I want aomo grub. 1 don't BOO It ,
so I ask for it , and instead of bringing on
the grub you go to telling mo what vonr
occupation if , as if I cared n cent. Why
don't you tnko down your sign ? " When
last seen Mnso wna standing in a thought
ful attitude in front of that sign , absorbed
in profound contemplation. Texas Sift-
ings.
5j"I'm m hand to complain , " ho was say
ing to n friend in the corridor of the post-
ollico , "but it make * mo fool bad to have
a man doubt my financial standing. " "Has
any one doubted it ! ' "Well , not in K < >
many words , perhaps , but I can BCD a great
change in human nature. Three or four
years ngo I could buy n trunk for a dollar ,
arrive nt a hotel in n SGOO hack , end live
on the fat of the land for three weeks be
fore I had to sklii. Alaal how timcn have
changed. Nothing less than an § 8 trunk
will eecurc a room , nnd you can never tell
when the clerk xvill aak you to break n § 50
bill In order t'i n'zo your pile. It nu'ics '
me fuel degraded to have a man doubt mo ,
and I Hometimos think 1 might juat ns well
pay my bill with n bogus check na to slip
out the hick way and leave my empty
trunk to square the account. " Detroit
Free I'rchS ,
RELIGIOUS.
The tint colored Baptist church in went
orn Pennsylvania ban jiut been dedicated.
It Is located in Pitteburg.
Mark Twain It credited with the remark
that ono connot throw a brickbat in the
city of Montreal without breaking a churcl
window.
Thu "Racoon Presbyter ! " n church" of
Midway , western Pennsylvania , celebrated
the ono hundredth mmivcrjnry of lit ex
igence recently ,
The United Presbyterian church of this
country is iitlll rent in twain over the quo i-
ttoii whether or not Instrumental music
Khali he allowed In the church. It is said
that the matter will be ultimately carried
Into the com ts.
The Rev. Joseph Cook left Sydney , Aus
tralia , on August 10 , for this country. Ho
intends to vinit the Sandwich Islands on
his homeward voyage , ami will probably
not arrive at Ban Francisco before Octo
ber 1. It ia announced that ho may
hume his Boston leeturcuhip.
Connecticut han 207 Congregational
churches , of which III'J have settled pas-
ton , 10J acting paatorrf , and C5 no stated
supply , During tbo past year \'i pastors
have been ordained , 13 installed , 1)1 ) dis
missed , and 0 have died. There are 111
churches ' which have added no new mem
bers during the year and have lost 212 by
death. Center church , of Meriden , has
added the largest { .number , 4 G2 , to IU
membership.
The twenty-second annual meeting of
tha KnglMi Church congress will be Hold
from October 3 to Oct > ber < > . at Derby , un
der the presidency of thoBUhopof Lltch
field. The proceedings will be opened will ,
divine service at two churches , where the
preach * will be the Archbishop of York
and the Bishop of 1 ruro. The opening ad-
drew will be delivered by the Bishop of
Litchfield , who will epeak on "Unity of
Belief in Relation to the Diversities o !
1 bought.
"Wul War ! " is the usual head-lino ot
the placards of the salvation army In Kng-
land. The plan of attack is then described
an follows : "Monday , at 7:10 : p.m. Salvation -
vation charge. Tuesday Great exhibition
of hallelujah Unseal Wednesday Fire nad
briuiatoue , Thursday Roll-call ; soldlen
to deliver up their cartridge * . Friday , a' ' .
7SO-BaptI : ui ot fire. Saturday , 7:15 :
Kejolclng over the victories won nil over
the khon rueetlnys. Sunday , nt 7 a. in.
Knee drill ; ammunition supplied soldier *
by quartermaster general ; 11 , in. Th
) < > cent of th Holy Uhott ; 2:30 : p. m.
Tremendous fcee-nnd-cAty ; C:6'J : \ > . m.
' .Jreat charge on the da * II ; ' . ' ) > . in. Halle-
ujah gallop. "
A Modern Nursery Rhyme
ShiR a song of comrei *
Pockets jtt to fill.
Klehtocn million dollycr * ,
Crnmcd into a bill.
When the bill win opened
Pi CM lClAtl t i d ,
"Wn > n't that n pretty pile
To y.iulc from I'ncla Sam' "
The prc'tdcnl detected rait ,
And Mnng the veto l.old ;
Congrest shoot It * nicked head ,
And knocked the \etocold.
Congressmen at homo next fall ,
Asking ro-lectbn.
I'll come the voter * 11
With strcnunua objection ,
Bnltimoru American.
HONEY FOR THE LADIES.
Striped plmh it blocked into ohapo as n
lining for the wide lirlnn of felt hats ,
Slclllcnne nnd Irish | K > p1in are coming
Into fashion along with other repped goods ,
The ballet irls of Paris are on n strike ,
but not f r moro clothes for moro rnlnry.
Diagonal rows of narrow bias rntllct are
the now trimming for the foot of silk
skirts.
Leather lace with leavet of leather entwine
twine ficelle lace is a novelty for trimming
bonnet * .
Ladies mutt remove their bonnets at the
The < tor lloyal , Wiuibadcn , whether thev
are high or not ,
Slim women Uml no show in Turkey.
The Turk of quality buys bin 1x-ef , nnd es
timates his wh es by the pound.
A Nevada woman , If nhu happen * to bo
'eellnglust right , can gain thirty-five feet
on a bear in n race of an even mile ,
Brocades will bo limited to velvets for
the approaching season ; plain goods will
bo preferred in silk and woollen ptu Us.
Cashmere- and cloth with S.ixony em
broidery , soutache braiding , orpiaiuatitch-
'ng , will make , ip the bulk of new autumn
costume" ,
Turkish nnd India embroideries of soft ,
lull , yet riJi coloring will trim the pelf-
colored caahmero nnd cloth dresses wont
later in the season.
Now wool vjoods hn\oball figures three
Inclici wide , of a phaile NO nearly like tint
of the stuff that the whole f ibrio appears
to be plain nt the lirst glance.
There has been ono lady at Saratoga this
umurcr who 1ml 110 changes of toilette.
Thny wouldn't glvo her a tent to exhibit
them in , and to she didn't make n cent.
The Princess of Wnlet recently wore a
costume of cream colored silk trimmed
with old gold lace , the i ulf being else o !
latter material , and red gcr.inlumt being
worn nt the centre of the low-cut bodico.
A city hello at Newport made a wager
that > ho could go into a hirn-vnrd and
milk a cDwrnhet'nw there , the first time
triug , She lost the wager. Tlio cow
happened to he an ox. Philadelphia News.
Now bonnets and hats for the season be
tween fiimn.er nn > l winter hnvo the brim
of summer xtraw uitli a wintry velvet
crown. Styles for the demi-season are
otherwise well donned.
The police to be worn next winter is
precisely like the lonv plain rcdlngotc.i
worn two years ago. His made of cloth
nnd trimmed with braid down the front
nud back , but not around the eklrt.
The stylish wrapt for the li'nt cool days
will be braided cloth jacket ) for plain toil-
el * . and lice lo colored cloth mantlua trim
med \vith lace nnd pompons of the mmu
( .bade for dresny toilet * .
The onlv beaded ( rimming among now
goods are % 'aolld" pniscinonterio * that show
nothing but heads , but there are many
si7.es nnd ehajiea , such at | lnu'lo . Hat nail-
heads , largo ball * , and the smallest beads
like seed pearls.
A great deal of dull red ia seen on the
newly imported costume * , nnd n touch of
red is in almost all toiletn , though it may
bo only n copper-red silk neckerchief , n
ftamlngo'ti brra.il on the turban or terra
cotta gloves.
India cnslimero shiwla cf great value ,
nnd many of which me heirlooms , are most
most ruthleesly cut by drcaamikers to
make short "visitou. " It ia said that an
ulster baa lately been made of n shawl that
cost SMO.
Milliners select the best feathers of eight
birds to make a single turban. Bhui jays ,
black blrJn , magpies , crows , partridges.
hawks , wild dunks , pigei'iin , swallows nd
many other familiarly known birds are
Htrippcd of their feather * to minister to the .
new cra/c. '
White with gold , white with silver , lilac
and pansy shades , are the colors for dinner
nncl evening drojsca worn at Newport.
White , pure nnd simple , I * losing favor
bocnuna it ban been HO generally worn dil <
ring the summer , nnd It is now usually ac-
compelled by rod and yellow ,
The now braid embroidery differs from
that so familiar to every lady by having
the narrow braid ret up on ono oileo in
what is called "knlfe-blailo" fashion U
make the figures appear in relief on the
fab/lc , Amazon cloth ia the most Huitnblo
material for braiding ; raahmcru Ia not fi m
enough , and thin work upon it has n drawn
look that it not admired.
A monster festival U about lo take place
at Budu-Pesth , of which ono of the prin
cipal featured will bo the revival of an an
clent ciHtoin which flourished nt Brugo :
till the beginning of the present century ,
The ladies will compote for the prize ol
beauty n handsome gold bracelet entrust
ed wiih diamonds.
Miss Anna W. Williams , oi PhllnJ. . !
phia , whose profllowaa selected by Knglinl
designer , Morgan , for the Bland silver do !
lar , will , it la reported , noon go upon the
stagu as a counter-nltr action loMra. I < ung
try. She hua recently Iron teaching In ti
glrlfi' grammar echnol nt the house of ro
fuge.
Never go into a railway Huperinloudenl'ii
ollico with a clergyman. Them ia nothing
n railway man hated to tea moro than
man coming in to introduce a coupler.
A northern paper rayu that bibyclea are
becoming very popular with clergymen ,
They are leaa f-xptm < iive than horses , am
are not HO apt to vet into races on the shell
road ,
"Total DcpAvlty" was the subject of lh <
sermon of the Kev. Mr. McDonald of San
Itafael , Cal. While ho was preaching a
thief Rtolo his lap robe from the buggy In
the horse khed.
A clergyman nf Providence asked hi. .
prenidliu elder if there would be any harm
iu his taking Imxlng lessons , for exerciei
only. The elder replied thtt boxing win
not half such good exercise as sawing wood
Bob Toomhs is to be baptized into th
Methodist church by lUxliop I'ierco. It
haa been stipulated that when ho becomes
a Christian In good standing , he can retain
bin tobacco , but that ho must positively
give uii the blue awearing which charac
terized his sinful life.
"Do I believe ram will cumo in nniwe
to fervent prayer ! " said the parson , repeat
ing the iiuery that had been propounded tc
him , "Why , certainly. Deacon Brown ;
the prayer of the faithful ia alwayu an
awored But , ' ha ndded , after a pauji
"when y u are going to pray for rain , dea
con , it Is boat to choose your lima juat be1
f ore a urnart nhowei , lioiton Transcript
The wife of a Wisconsin minister know
how t'i ' dance the can-can. The churcl
was In debt and it took a feirfulwrcutleoi
the part of tha deacons to decide that i
wouldn't be proper ( or her to give an ox
hibition of her tenichoreaii tklll for tin
purpose of raising the debt. Boston Post
Tin re B a'u ill-suppressed anxiety nmont ,
church members to learn the result of a
pilvute ministerial convention In New
York which met to discuss the question of
pastorial kliulug , The only Information
vouchsafed ha < becu that they Btrougl
condemned kissing "the wrong woman
Thin U valuable aa far as it K ta , but 1
n\et uutolved the Important question
vhom they meant by "the wrong woman. "
iVIth some people the phrase would mean
itiy woman not the imtlor'n wife , while
ithers might construe It Intake In only the
iroman who couldn't keep still aliout it.
It hut been proven Ircyond a doubt that
.ho Atlantic coast once grow oysters larger
.ban Hour barrel' , but nn man can say
ivhctlicr they put nny mores of him Into
. 'hutch fe. tlVAl soin > than nt thlt dny.
Probably not ,
In nwe teintown , I he other day , n young
man wat shot nt , but the ball lo < 1red in a ten-
Lament In hit vest iwkot. The Philadel
phia Nnns says"Theio ought to bo n
irnutlfiit nifirnHolliU Incident , hut unfor
tunately the fact remalnt that if he had
Jicen reading the testament he would have
been killed. "
A church Inliowell was ornamented with
pictures of "Tho Good Mnn In Heaven"
, tnd "Tho Bnd Man In Hell. " But when
DUO nf the deacons found that the man In
the latter picture looked like him , ho pit
mid nnd mr.do such n row that Niks
thought a lucitogcrlo had anlveil In town.
In a Dcndwo d church the rther thy the
arge congregation were devoutly kneeling
.n prayer , when an Irnnerent Joker qulto
audibly whispered : "Here comet an oatt-
ern dotcctlvo. " In seventeen second t nil
of that congregation except the chief elder
had slid through the windows.
The Rev. Charles Hcntloy drew Immense
ccngrogatlout as n ravtvalUt In Baltimore
t year ago , iu conjunction with the Rov.
A. 1) . Jones. Thcso companions In re
vivalism recently returned to that city , In
tending to resume their work ; but they
were confronted by the charge that some of
Bentloy's conduct during hi * former \islt
i ad been criminal , nnd ho has confessed
ilsKtillt , announcing that he will voluntar *
ly retire from the ministry.
The PrcabytcrUns of St. Johmtbury ,
Vt , , nro not having n peaceful time build-
"ing n noxv church. They bought the lot of
Horace Wakollold. and had a llvclv light
over the dividing line , but finally carried
their point. Wnkeficld nt once tint up n
fence thirty foot high along the line , nnd
coated the Presbyterian tldo with bar ) od
wires. These wires , the church standing
clone to the line , matin labor on that ride of
the building exceedingly high priced , and
the society finally decided on erecting an
other fence , which should cover the barbs
nnd protect the carpenters' troutcra ,
Wnkcfield bus just served nn Injuction nn
thotoclety , rent raining thorn from building
thin fence.
Only
l'f. . I' ( 'AVKHS.
Shn led him on with tunlle * nnd wilca
Tilt hand nnd hear the ottered ,
And then ahe thought she'd rather not
Accept the tiensure proffered ,
"No , no , " she nighod , "I'll bo no iiride ,
My love la not entangled ;
But till HfeV ova I'll deeply grieve
O'er your heart torn and mangled. "
"Hold on , fnir maid , " the lover said ,
His voica emotion choking ;
"Don't foal so blue , I swe-ir to you
That I wat only joking. "
If You nro Knitiod
ill health from any cnuau , especially
from the uoo of nny of the thouannd
nostrums Hint promiao ao largely , with
long lictitioiia tnnthmminla , hnvo no
fuir. : liosort to Hop liittpra nt once ,
niul in n short time you will hnvo the
moat robust and blooming health.
FASTJTIMEI
In KODX ! Ka'jl t ke th
OMcagofe north west-
Tralni Iravo Ornaba 3:10 : n. m. aint 7:40 : . m.
} or lull Information cull on II. P. JiUr.I. : , Ticket
Aifont , HllinnJ Karimm ntf. , J. UKM , , U. I1.
Hallway Dvjiot , orut JA1IK3T.CLAUK , Ucnorul
Airont.
HEAT YOUR HOUSES
'
FURHAGESIN THE WORLD.
IIAUI : iiv
BIOHARDSON .BOYNTON & CO
CHICAGO , ILLS ,
Embody now 18S2 ! improvements. Mor ,
prnotionl ' "re ; Cost loiti to keep In
rUur ; Uuu lent funl ( will uivu moro l > > t
and a .arucr volume of pure nir tlun ally
furnacein&du.
Sold by 1'IKIlCr.Y & liUAUKOUI ) , OirunaNobf
-
GHAY'a SPECIFIC M1UJIC1HE
TRADU M AR > ' ' ' OruatTttf OB MARK
„
edy. An un
failing euro
lor nominal
11 Wiiakncai ,
Npurrnator-
llll'O ' , IllllhOt-
ency , arm all
of AFTER TAIIHO.
; ns IK > B O | Memory , Unlvorwl Luml
tudo , 1'nln In the Uuk , Dlmnoua ot VUlon , i're
mature Old AL-O , and many other DlnoufHin that
load to Insanity or Cornumjitlon and k i'roma-
turuOruvu ,
/WKull / particular ! In our pamnhlot , which
wo dvulru to Komi free I v mall to uvvry one ,
/iVThc HotlncUi | > dlclno l > told by all druKgliti
at II | > er packairu , or 0 jiacktvui ( or $5 , ot wll !
be lent ( roe by mall on if' liit ol the money , \ > J
T11KOIUY J1IDIUINKUO. ,
uuffiio , N. r.
ocTme-eod
Sioux City a Pacific
THE BIOUX GIT'S RODTB
Hani a Holld Tttln Ihrough ( rorr
Council Blutla to St. Paul
Without Ohangn Time , Only 17 Hour *
a. oo UILKB'TUR OUOBTEU KOUTJ
nan
OOUNOILi DLUPPB
TO CT. PAUL , UINNB AI'OLla
UULUTII OR uiauAUoa
tndkll | x > lnl In Horthernlowa , Ulnnt . a an < )
IfekoU , Thli line U ixiultipoj with the Improrei'
Weotlnuhoujw Automatlo Air-brake ud llllli
Plttlorui Oouiiler arid Ilufler : and (01
IPKEO , SAFETY AMI ) OOUITOr.T
ll Doeurpaaebd. rullinou Palace Bleeping On
run through WITHOUT CIIAKQE between Kan
i lCltyand Hi. faul , via Council Ululti and
Glaus City.
Ti aim leave Lrtlon Pudno Trintler at Conn
ell llufi ) , at I'M p. ra. dally on arrival of Uantm
Ulty , Bt Joaupb and Council illuBn train ( ion
the South. Arrlvlnf tt Clous Ully 1140 p. m
and at the Mew Union Diaat \ bi. Paul at II 65
noon
I'lUi BOUnS IN ADVANCE Of ANT OTUKU
BOUTB.
fffl-JUmemtcr In taklog the Hlonr City Ronl
rou Ktt a Through Train. The Hhortuat Ii 1 e
tha Qulckut Time and Ooinoit ( blo Uldt In th
Through Car * betwucn
COUNCIL uLutra AND or. PAUL.
trfBao that ) out Ttckttj read via the "illom
Oily and J'Mlflo I'.ulIiciJ '
/ a. WATTLK8 , J. K. DDOHANAM
Buiwrlutcudeut. Oeu' 1'iU. Ajont
JJUaourl Valley U.
V. K. DAVIB , BoulhwMtcin PawsoriKer Atfcot.
ronrdl
MRS. MATILDA BOEHME
emi No. 118 Howard Btreet , bctweei
lltli 12th , tint dear went \Ywtcru Kewipape
Uuion. 128-lm
Business Directory
Atitr ct nd Ke tiute.
JOHN L. KrCAOUK. cpe tt Taut OHci.
W. n. BAKTLK'IT 817 South 13Sh Hire * ) .
Archttocti.
ItYBKHK A MKNDKtSiOHN ! , ARCHITECT !
Room K Crclgbtoa lilock ,
A. T. t.UlOK Jr. . Room * . Cirijhtnn lUfek.
HOOK A
JAMR3 1XVINK * CO. ,
fm ! tlooti and Shom. A good uaortmenl
lAmr wilt on hand , corner lth and Hurner.
: : : or , nmcKso.v , p. K. cot. ieth and Dontiu
JOHN FORTUNATUB ,
tc.loth drf ot , mtnutucturoi to order ; oed iroik
it fall rirlcm. nornlrlnr done.
Bed prlnct ,
LARRIMKIt > Umi > etnrer.
Uooka , How * and Uttlonery ,
J. I. niUr.HAUF ICIH rarnham Street
Duller r.nd Egtti. , *
K.1STTANK A BClinOKDKU , the old ri a and E.
a nie In Kobimka mUHIMiM 1R76 Omaha.
UKrrtaget and Roaa W son .
( TV ! BN7DF.HHthamllUrncvRtreflK.
Oloihlrig Uougrit.
I. HAUUI8 will my hlghrstCathprice lor ucond
B r l clothlnr. Corner 10th and Farnham ,
rue * . I'ulnti nd Ollf.
KUUN A CO.
itimactitl , In i Tana Uoodi , Cor , HIS and
Doaiiu ttreeta.
if. J. Wll ITCHOUP K , Wholemte A Retail , IClh it.
C. FIKM ) , 1023 North Sldt Cumin * Street.
PARR. nnuirf l. lOIti and Howant Btroeta.
Uenllitt. "
JR. PAUL. Williams Ulock Cor. llth A Dode.
OUII Englneere nd Burvayon.
ANDRKW nOSGWATRR. CralRhton Dlock.
'own tiurteyi , Grade and Beverage Syitemi
pcclalty.
Dry Qoodi riotlona , tto.
JOHN II. r. LKllllANN ft CO. .
f tw Toik Oijr Uootli Store , 1810 and Itit rare >
htm itrcet.
. . 0. Rnewcld also booti and shoot ft Paclflc.
rounary.
OHK WKAltNEARONS mr llth & Jackion 111
Jewo en ,
JOHN nMIMKU 1814 Farnham Btreel. '
Undertaken.
CHAR IUKWK. inin rurnn.m h l. 1Cth \ Hid.
Hotela.
ANIIKtD 1IOUOK , Oeo. C nfleld,9th A rarnhata
DOUAN IIOUSI P. II. Cary , S18 Farnham SI *
SLAVKN'3 HOTEL , F. Slavon , 10th St.
bntharn Hotel Oua. Hamot Oth ALeavenworth
CKNTRAL
UKSTAUhANT ,
Ulia A. RTAN
loathireit corner IGthand Dodiro.
llmt Ikn.nl lor tha Money.
latlafactlon Oa r nieidj
at all Hours.
Hoard by the Day , Week or Month.
Good Termi lor Caib.
Furnlnhod llnnms Suurllod.
rurulture.
i V. GROB8 , Ne r and Dejontl Hand Farnltare
nj Storm , 11K UotijUt. Highest caih price
tld for neccn.1 lunJ EOOOI.
. DO.S'NKK 1000 Donrla ll. rtue loodi fta
Fcrco Workt.
OMAUA FEKCR CO.
fll)3T , FRIESCO 181Jl ! rnoySI. , ImpraTC
id lea Uoso8 , Ircc acd Wood Fcnoei , Offlr
IncH. Oonnlti Pine and Walnut.
Pawnbroker * .
ROSKNFUM ) 10th St. . bel far. A Hut
Rofrlccraton , Oandeld'e Patent.
or.ri.WAJ > llh H In lain.
Olgara and Tobacco.
WKST & FIIIT8CHKR , nianulictnreri ol CV ,
and Wholtsilu Ucalcnl n Tobaccos , 1805 Pouglae.
If. K IX5UKM7KN manufacturer 1110 Farnham-
Orockery ,
. BONNKR 1800 DODS'M ' < nel. Oio.I line
UunK.
H. DKRTUOLD , Raga and Uotal.
Lumber Lime nd Oement.
08TKR A QR\Y corner flth and Douglai 8U.
Lampi and Qlanware.
I. BONNKR 1809 Uomtlai SI. Good Variety
Merchant fallon.
O. A. L1NDQUEUT ,
One ol out moil popular Merchant Tailor * ll le-
oalvlng the latctt cloelpni lor Spring and Summer
Ocodi lor ( TDntloracni wear. Styllnh , durable ,
ind mlcei low u over 1200 Farnarn itrct.
Millinery.
URTJ. 0. A. R1NQER , Wholcgale and Retail , Fan
ay Goodi In great variety , Zephyrs , Card Boards
UCGlory , Olovoo , Coracbi , &c. Cheapoel Ilouae In
the Weit. Purchasers BHVO 80 per conl. Order
bv Uall. 115 Fifteenth Street
Mour and Feed ,
011AIIAOITT MILLS , 8th and rarnham flli.
Ifelubang IJros. , proprietor ! .
rocen.
C. BTEVKN3 , till between Coming and leaf
r. A. WcHIIANi : Corn S8d and Cumin ? Btroeta.
Hardwate , Iron and Bteol ,
OLAN A LANOWORTIIY , Wbolooale , 111 anif
IU Ktb atreol
A. HOLUns corne ieth and Caltlornla.
Harness , Q ddlcs , ao.
D WEI8T SO 18th St. bel FarnA Hainey.
Clothing and Furnishing doo' i
QEO. H. PKTEIIBON. Also Hato. C pd.
Oboes Notions anil Cutlerv E01 H. 10th strccl.
Cornice Works.
Wtttf.n Cornice Works , Manufacturer ) Iron
Cornice , Tin , Iron and I tu Itoolllng , Order
Irom any locallt } proaiptly executed In the be )
ruauntr. Factory and Omca 1213 Harnoy SI.
C. SPF.CI1T , 'roprlctor.
Ualvanlrod Iron Cornices , Window Caps , etc. ,
manufactured and put up In any part ol the
country. T. HINIIOLI ) 116 Thlitoonth ( tree !
Uommliilon Mercharttt.
JOHN O. WIL LIS.liU Dad o Otreel.
D II. UKKIIKR. For details v * Urge adverttK-
ment In Daily and Weekly.
HEAR THEWITNESSES.
_
Mar.y ehrlnk Irom publicity In connection with
B , U. H. , but wo are ponnlttod to refer to the ( ol-
lowing pcrnonn ulro ha\u known and vtltnuwod
IU wonderful clIocU :
PERKY , Houston Co. , Oa.
Wa havu known "SHlft'n t-peclflc" tented In
hundreds ol most obntlnato cast a ol ulood Poison
ing , Mercurial llbtumatlsm , Scrofula , 8oro > .
Kcionia. Cat.rrh. cto , and do conscientiously
testily that It met with the moat perfect and ulg-
nal xucccu , effected radical and perraanent'curo *
In every cue without a glnulo exooptlon.
Hugh I , . Donnard , Ceo. W KllUn ,
John O. llrown , Oeo. W. UlnglctOD , ) )
Wui. Uruuaon , John II , Hone ,
James I ) . 1 harp Ell Warren.
Moore & Tuttlv , J , W. licit In ,
J. W. Wlmbcrly , J , W. Woollock , I
W , I ) . Pierce , etierlfl. J. W , Mann , Co. Troxs.
O. 0. Duncan , T. M. Klllen ,
DayAUordon , T. M. liutner , ihe ff.
We are poruonally acquainted with the gentle *
limn whoso n guatures appear to the above cor-
tlllcate. They are ( Itlioni of MlJ county , ol the
blghout rc i > eUblllty and character.
A , H. Olf.KS. Ordinary , Ilcuaton Co.Oa.
D , 11 CULLER , Cl'k Sup. Ct. Houiton Co. da ,
"Nothing but favorable reporU. Dellere
8 , Is n i > eclflo lor all lllood Dliuaaed.
uulveriuu atlbactlon " " 5
0. W. JONES & CO. . Memphis , Tenn.
* 8. S , S. Kivci better wtlsf&ctlon than any
thing we have over handled. "
JACKS & CO. , Helena , Ark.
"llaro never heard a complaint ol 8. B. 3.1
ART11UH PETER & 00. , LouUnlle , Ky.
" 8. S. 8 , his given entire satisfaction to every
one. " A. ll. UICIIAKDd , Sherman , Tus.
"I have ba4 excellent aalo lor 8 , S. 8. , and the
result ! ) luvo been mo t snUfictory , '
J. O. llURQr : , Bowling Qrcen , Ky.
"Our sales ol 8. 8 , 8. have been good , and III
IUCCCM iwrfect. "
JONES JtOAHEV , Montgomery , Ala.
"S S. 8. ban glteu entire tatlifactlon to every
on i. " E. HEU83 , ParU , T xu.
"S , 8. 8. hai given uuiterul satlafactlon. "
U. W , POWERS & CO. , Ulchrnoud , Va.3
81.OOU Reword will be paid to
cheo.uit who will find , on anal } its of 100
8.8. 8. , one uartlclo of Mercury , Iodide ot Po
slum 01 any Mineral subuUnco.
UWIfr SPKOilTIO CO. Props.
Atlaola , Oa.
Pilce'ol Small il e , 11.09.
Largo iU f l.Te.
Bold by all DrufirUt * .