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THE DAIL1T BEE-OMAHA SATURDAY , AUGUST 20 1882
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HT A HEMtlKIl OP I'I * OMl 1'IKTII A11MY COlll'9
And art thou gone ? Shall wo behold no
moro
Our bravo commander whom wo loved so
well ,
Thft leader of the Old Fifth Army Corp .
Ahmet ho < v solemn founds thy funeral
knell
Aboxo old Newport'sdlstantocean swell ,
We wepp as thou did t weep upon that day
At Wlldernwi" , when gray-hatred Wada-
worth fell ,
And thou didst pame amid the fatal fray
To send u soldier's tear above his lifeless
cluj 1
Thv banner lloated o er many n fi ld
Until the MaltoseCro s became the nipn
Of vict .n I With ready Mvord and shield
Flashing like fire along the siormv Hue ,
Inspired the wa\eritig legions. It was
thine
To bear the licit and burden of the fight.
And iu the bnttlo'i ) darkest hour did
china
The etar that * decked thy youthful form
with light
And thouo thro' all years unchanged ,
ttndimuied and bright !
But now the drums nro mullhJ , and the
tonn i
Of marching bittling armies is no more.
Uul low our lender lie ? with a deep wound
Upon At > autic'a distant WA\O washed
shore.
Mom n fur the hero who has gone before ;
Mourn for the soldier wnoio departing
knell
lllngs out this day a solemn pain o'er "
The land. Hut history Ins deeds shall tell ,
And in b > r brigtcst page record his merits
well.
Brave heart ! bra > e apiritt patriot tried
and true !
I place this humble clmpleton their bier
Sweet be thy sleep beside the sea BO blue.
Thy corps , thy country , that to thee
were dear ,
Will pause this day todrop _ a silent tear
Upon tny early grave ; immortal days
Shall crown thy martial brow , and draw
ing near
Thy tomb , a grateful nation's voice shall
raise
To sound thy glorious deeds thro' fame's
unen ing days.
J. C. HAitms.
VK.NANOO , Pa. , August 10,1882.
You're Lost to Mo.
You sit witli a far-off look in your eyes ,
And your thoughts arc far n.vay ;
[ n n world of dreams that I cannot know
Your fancies forever stray ,
Tis the longing of love iu your eyes I see ,
i\nd , sweet , I know you are lost to me ,
. ' fancied awhile that those violet eyes
Were beamit'g ' alouu for me ;
\iul un r ny : hopes to the uarthare dasho.l
( And it' * oh ! for the years to be ) ;
But the wearyful world will never know
That my lite forever has lost ita glow.
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The Cftllco Dross. ti
A fie for your fashionable girls ,
With their vel.ets and satin and
Their diamonds and rubies and pearls , t'
And their milliners' figures and faces. I
They msy shine nt a party or ball , n.
Kmblazonoil with half they possess ; P
But gi\o me in place of them all
My girl with the calico drees. ] ,
She'n as plump a ? n , partridge , and fair lr
As the roie in iu earliest bloom ;
ler teeth will with ivory compare ,
And her breath with the clover pnrfumo.
.1 you want a companion for life ,
To comfoit , enliven , nnd bits ? , l >
She in just the right xort for a wife ,
la my girl with the calico dress. "
"
HONEY FOR THE LA.DIES.
The giant fan , of great fcize , is in favor in
Paris.
London ladies of fashion now have little
negro boys tor pages.
Velvet flmvera on repped sillc will be the
most elegant brocades ol the autumn and
winter goods.
A fashionable woman , favorably laced.
cannot yell murder loud enough to be heard
301) ) feet away.
The newest color for ICnRlifh "dust >
cloak * " for travelling and morning shop-
ling is claret red.
Sulphur-colored lace trims pale-blue coj-
lUmep , and fljx-gray-Iace trims green
dresses effectively.
Metal threads - gold , silver and bronze
are woven in the now woollen etulfu im-
lorted for autumn. (
Ilamlsomo parasols for mourning are of ,
ustrelens black silk covered with Knglisb
rape , with ipliahed ebony bundled.
Tht hair , to bo fashionably dressed ,
tmibt fall low on the neck Iu braids orcolls ,
ud over the forehead in loose , ulry curia
In Indiana mot-t of the courting ia done
lun ivy aftvrn ons in the town graveyards ,
md the miminfes which result arc said to '
'eitiy happy. '
JSIiocs that arc laced in front and tipped
fith pato-it leather are in great favor. Low
hoes are entirely of patent leather and are P
worn with black hoieery. in
Iiutearl of the combinations of two or
three fabrics , ic is announced that a single Dlal
fabric for the entire dross will be the pre
valent autumn fashion.
A pretty girl of eighteen , neat in dress . '
and polite in manner , is a luotblack in
G alvtBton , She has a chiiir at a street cor
ner , and makes S3 to $ < J u day.
An Englishman' , has eloped with his
mother-in-law becauee she had the money
und the daughter hud none. Thin In the
hardest way of earning u living yet discov
ered ,
A St. Louis girl 1C years old , pretty as a
picture and having u voice as soft as cur
rant joliy , can split the panel of a common
pluo door with on blow of her fist. She
not engaged.
A Delaware woman , in scratching a
match on her shoe , net tier clothing in file
and was fatally burned. T hi * Is n strong
argument why women should wear pants.
Until they can scratch matches on the hip
they'll never be safe , iu
Green and cobalt-blue redlniotea of
cloth , with velvet collar and cull/ are sent
over from Purfj to ladles at Newport ,
where they are worn over dresses of sat-
teen , muslin or foulard. n
Browns of every shade , and greens rang
ing from the "greenery-yullcry" of the
esthetic to the darkest and most invisible
groins , will undoubtedly be the reigning th
favorites during the appoachlng season ;
und as regard * style , the present indica to
tions ure that but few , if any , dresses will toye
be worn with flat trimmings the more ye
bouffant the better.
When love is concerned women ore often '
more determined than men. The marriage
Mr. McCarnahan and Ml-s Burnbam ye
he
was forbidden by the girl'd father , at
Parit , 111 , She escaped from the house in
the night , walked eight miles to a telegraph
office and sent a messa40 to her lover to w
come to her , But he , less renolute , had pu
committed suicide ,
A little girl only 12 yearn old last week
leaped into the deep water at Bath , Long we
Island , nnd clung to a little boj aged 0 , no
who had fallen iuto the water , until rescue ad
came and took them both out. The father
the rescued boy irive her a gold watch th
iind chain as a token of his gratitude , ha
There'll more than one youm ? man who in th
few yearn will be glad enough to fall into thmi
the water on condition of her jumping in HI
alter him , etl
Circular fans form one of the pretty tri
lled of present attire. Composed either of lie
feathers or lace , they are little more than BOI
lluify appendages to give fresh detail to an ha
already dressy get-up , One model will th
Butlice as an idea of the general itylet Cir on :
cles of black and gold lace compose the 00
mount , in the centre of which appears a lie
white Cornelia Cook with its thwl
large rose , * TVU 4V0 wl
oft petals of a greenish tint , Maidenhair wlwl
em minple * with the 'lu surf colUJot !
gracefully up the long blnclc hnndlo , cover
cd with gold-colored Rntin ribbon nnd mr
moiintod by n cluster of loops nnd whit
rosebuds.
Anmne the counllccs array of novel nm
bcnuttfiil nnisoli nre lluwo of whlto pen
goo , wldch nro n happy medium betweei
the high-priced whlto lacc-trlmnifd nin
nhnde of s ttin and the very common ono
of satin nlmply stomped with bright-color
ed HowfM. A pretty one of white pongee
lately peon , wni fringed nil mound will
dairies in the. bud. pendant from the cdgi
of the parasol by its long green stems ; nnc
the front of the fnlr owner's bonnet was n
ma * * of the same "wco mode t" crimson
tipped ( loners once culog red by the Ayr
olilro poet.
llanilsomo nnd coiitly buttons nrengrfn' '
feature of wnlklng-drc cs and travelllof
costumcfl , nnd as they can bo trnniferrm
from ono dresn to another , they arc ronlly
not extravagant purthascs In the end. Tor-
toUothcll buttoiiB , with crests or mono
grams in gold , enn > r elled buttons in Mali-
rc < quo or Flomitiuo stylff , nro clfcctlvo
nud look well on bottle-green , Hnvnne , or
tiruno-colnrid drc. " . Wooden nnd horn
button * are also \vurn , and nmn I routul
French gold button 'Vrclots'1 with
rotich uifaco , are plentifully cd cut
bodcc ! , culN and pockoti .lo' mosaic
button'vlth inonncr HIM Inlaid in jot on
colored grounds nnd a jot bonier , are thor
ouglily elegant.
The Philadelphia XOWH IclN of a ballot
girl of that citv w ho went tn the nensboro
the other day , nnd nt the fashionable hour
for bathing , when all the 3 otltig lixclien in
Wio plate wcro disporting thcms IVCH in the
water , ho took n plunge in the ocotn.
When * ho cnmo out ho wnsnuticcd to bow
lilcasantly to forty or fifty wel'-dressod '
H , who wore promenading outhn bench
apparent y lost in contemplation of the in
flnltv of waves tn the distance , She after-
win ! o.xclnimcd : "Ido not know thoriamcs
of any of those gentlemen , but their face *
are BO familiar that they seem like old nc-
quatntanco' . At the theatre thoynlwajs
occupy the front peats. "
MUSICAL AND DRAMATIC.
The lies * Acme Opera Company begin
their regular season iu Philadelphia on
September ,
Mr , A. Bauer , of Now York , hns I ccn
engaged as the pianist of theltcmcnyicom *
puny for the coming senson ,
Henrieb , the 'cellist from California ,
will accompany Mine. Hue-King on her
return from Sau Francisco.
Strauss's now opera , Arenotlan Itight ? ,
will bo produced nt the Thalia thcatro in
New York early iu December.
Kmmn Abbott is raid to be in better
voice for next seasnn'n work than over bo-
ore since slio began her career ,
FrnuKin Mats , a young and talented
primadonnn of Uoblentr , Germany , prop -
p fea to visit New York early in the fall ,
Josephine Gnllmovcr , the great Viennese -
neso Eoubrette , and Herr Knack , I ho com-
Ique , will appear in this country the com
ing season ,
John McCullougli's companv will meet
at llaverly Theatre , Chicago , Friday , Sep.
tembtrl. Mr. McCullough'n ecason botc'
nt St. Paul nn Monday , September
Hartley Campbell I ns his hands full will
two ' "White Slaves" und ono "Paitner. "
Ho : opens the camp > igu with the two for
mer . September II , nt Brooklyn nni
Piiugbkeepsic , respectively. |
Mra. Langtry has long arms and largo \
mmls , and fret of the familiar Knglisli
mould. A fair complexion and the friend-
ihip of the prince of Wales are said to con
stitute the principal ingredients of her
jeauty and dramatic talent.
Mr. and Mrs. W J. Florence will ap-
car at the .rnnd Opera house New York
City , October 23 , During their engage'
ment at that theatre they will produce
"Kileen Oe. " "No TliorougLfare , " and
"The Ticket-of-Leavo Man.1'
The evening before the first performance :
af Paraiful a supper was given in Bayrouth , '
to Wagner by his friends , The composer >
took advantage of the i ccaslon to express
his deep thanks for the unselfish assistance
rendered him throughout his life by his
friends , Franz Li'zt , who sat by his side :
at the banquet table , he said , had called
him back from solitude in former years , >
and had reconciled him with the world
when ho was quite despondent and nban-
ionlng himself to melancholy and despair ,
An Englinh papernays : In her perform-
nce of Lady Macbeth in English in Lon- n
lou , Kistori introduces a novel feature by
repeatedly llf i ing her fingers to her nose to
ucprcss uifgiist at the scent of blood. This
was not acceptable to the English aiuli-
mcce , but 'ho German critic.s pronounce it th
ilgh nrt. Her coRtumo iu more character- in
stlo of a lloman cantadino than that of a
rout Scotch chlcfinin'fl latty. The upper
ikirt , of scarlet biocade , rcjching but lit- go
le elnw the knee , resembles the Italian of
leaoantfl , aron , and the row.s of beads ill
vhich encircle the neck and roach to the Ir
vaist complete the resemblance. gi'
Mmo. Tlieo. the celebrated oponvboulfe
irti t , who makes her Americ n ilelmt at >
be Casino , Brnadway and Thirty-ninth
itreet , on Monday , September 11 , recently
vroto to ono of the musical editors of a
L'arhlan journal an follow * : "Dear Sir :
L'ho truth as regards the terms of my en- Iu
rngement with Mr. Grau i as follows : yo
3nn hundred thousand franca for bixty 1I
leiformancoH < , to be l\en during two I
noctha in thu United States ( four cities yo
inly ) , commencing in New York nt the yoW ;
iew Casino , September 11. In addition , W 't
dl expanses are 11 bo paid for myself nnd th
wo perecins. Although I rrgret that I yo
nust part for n short time from my dear yoV '
'aralaiani , ttill I look forward witli no ot
ittlo pleasure to my tournee among 'Los be
jor.B Americana. ' " bn
Haya a London Flgnro : ' 'Tho railway illi
ioUinlon fcceuo In 'Pluck , ' at Drury Lane , beSi
iromisos to be the most severe pleco of to- Site
dism we have yet wltneeeed ; ono of the to
01
larrlageH U overturned , another filled
vitb live passenRerd , not dummies is tole < :
coped ; and BO greet will be _ the shock that
besides are thickly padded , ns otherwise h"
hn occupantH might sustain injuries. The h"A
muse to bo burned is a building tbrea A
itories high , nnd legularly constructed ; the di
amoua lire scene in 'The Streets in I .on
ion' is to be put altogether iu the shade. ut
Vnother great effect , HO say those who have 2.1H
vitnesi-od the scenic rehearsal , ii to be got H
nit of the nceno where the bank is broken nl
uto. " hi
RELIGIOUS. wl re
A slab from Plymouth Hock is to bo let
the inside wall of the Pilgrim church in a
larloui , M , Y , to
Thai lev , Mr. Merits , oftho American , > j
Cplscopal church in Paris will return to ill
his country permanently next month. th th
The ConL'rexational church at Plaukin- it t
on , Dakota , though organized less than u itwl
our auo , and with but six members , has th
ow a membership of fifty , cli
In the ntate of Michigan there are 2'i'J th
'ougregatiuiial churches. During the past th
car teu new churches were organised , and
total membership la 10,957. r >
A special convention of the Protestant wl
Episcopal diocese of Central Pennsylvania 10
'ill meet ut Heading in October for the deni
urpose f electing anasii | tant bishop , ni
The tone of the First
corner ( Baptist ill
liurcli of Denver , Col , , was laid last
reek with appropriate ceremonies , Uovrr * sal rO !
or Pitkin presiding and delivering the
ddreaii.
In answer to the call made by the Lu- (
lierau general council , five youupa.tors :
ave come from Germany to work among -
lieir countrymen here. Hoveuty youm ;
tell from the Missionary Institute at
leswlck , Prussia , have volunteered them-
tlves for tlmllar service. r
No book has ever bed the circulation of el
Bible. The British and Foreign Bible tic
jclety ulone , since Its organization In 1601 , ia
circulated nearly 01,00,000 copies , To Kle
ill wo may a/ld the Issues of the Amerl- e : e
Bible society , organized in 1810 10- ou
30,000 Also , we must udd the Istues of strni
National Bible society , of Scotland ni
hich distributed nearly & 00.000 copies , In
-hole or part , last year. Tliere are many Som
ther Bllbe Bociotleu the A-tnerlwa and m
Foreign , the lu ! lan , German , otc. What
book bad a circulation ol IMI.OOO.OOOIn the
pAkt seventy years' The Bible Imi been
translahiUinco 1801 Into 22(5 ( languages.
When you hear young gentlemen with
mcxlcrii culture intimate that UiU work ho *
bfen Mipeitctiot' , It Is vvcll inotuli ; to bear
tlicjo facts in mln.l.
The Primitive Mpthod ! t of P.real Brit-
aln reported at their recent conference a
membership of lll.12i. ! ! an incronsa of G ,
01" , which I * ron'Ucrcd natNfnctory. But
their four theological colleges turn out
tnora trained young men thin the o nfcr-
enco CAII employ , and qnito a number o'
< iualtied ! young ministers have been nout
back to bn inofti for a > oarto await open
ings for ministerial work , and two of the
colleges have been closed for a year on thli
account.
Harrison , the "boy preacher , " ban re
cently been conducting a ro\ival nt the
Do\ eland camp meeting near Cincinnati ,
I Us admirers had given him a cottage on
the ground * , nnd the nMociition had stipu
lated to jtay him a certain turn for hi *
cervices for a fpeclfied time , from which It
appeira that hid fervid eloquence IR kept
eatIng by vulgar dollar * and cents. Hi *
friends vvcrop infully grieved and thockod
when they found that ho tried to toll the
collngo \vhatcverrrndy money it uould
Mcli , and demanded full pay for his per-
v. . c , thoURh he had failed to labor for the
specified tlino. J tin said that his
mssin Cincinnati i * pint.
.Tohn n-iku : "What U otcrnlt > ? " Did
you ever write n letter to yuur girl , John ?
\ \ ell , eternity Is watting foi her to naswcr
it. Salem Sunbeam.
Bishop Lafrcche , nf CAiiada , has forbidden -
bidden the ladlei of litn dlocofo to wear
curls , under the pain of uln. Wo presume
ho has foxv Africans In hU churches. '
The colored DaptisU have I ecu holding
a cvup.mocting in the suburbs of Cincin
nati which ended In the march around
Jericho's walls. Two lights were carried
by two clergymen , one of whom had a
large l > M s horn on which ho tooted , while
along procoiBlau followed. It took but
one march around the imaginary wall * to
overthrow them.
"I understand , Undo Amo % that you S
have quit pronchiiur , " said the secretary of fi
Btato to nn old colored man who lor vcarw
hm had charge of n church iu Uttlo Itock. C :
"Vc , boss , 1'so stepped anide. " "Why
cl.d you quit ? " "Wnl , tlnr was 1111111010113 L
preftmres bunight to bar ncln'tlioohl man.
Da charged mo wid Htealln' n ham for ono
thing , and 'vised moterquit. " Why , they
o-iuldn't prove Unit you stole the ham.
could tl oy ? "Nor , sab , da couldn't , and
of I hadn't 'ImouKilled it da uobor would
hah limbed It. " "Why did you ncknowl-
edge lit" " 'CMO da found do ham under
my bed , sah.-Arkansaw Traveller.
DKOPS.
A man who knows how to keep elder
uoct all winter need not sigh to go to con-
rcss.
It ii now A vexed question whether A
own should be named after A bnxo ball
club ' or vice \ ersa. A town which won't
change its namu to honor a club mubt bo a
9tu < id place.
A cable dispatch P.IVS them is loaeon to
belio.o that the Italian oflicor reported
imsiing a few days ugo ban deserted nnd
oincd Arnbi's forces. The sounds of n
haud-nrgnn from the enemy's camp arc
anxiously Awaited ,
A Green Hiy citizen who \\ni out of
ivork and money was offered a ham If ho
ivould carry it home , but ho promptly re
futed. Ho didn't care to eacrifico his so-
jial utaiiiiliig by carrying n burden along
Llicttreot.
During A murder trial iu Sau Francisco
lastiuj ; eight days , the jury purchased and
irimk four five-gallon kegs of beer , five
allona of wine , ten bottlpit of claret anil
oiuiilerublo whlnky. Their verdict of
'uilty was sot aside by the supreme court
n this showing.
At the bankers' convention Thursday a
laper was read showing that Arkansas
ivnH in gieat need of bookkeepers and ac-
ountants , Arkansas men should break
ntoa New Joisey penitentiary and help
hem elves.
The latest Hogcrs group it entitled , "I
ike not that , " and in it Othello is rep re-
ented in the costume of A horse car con-
luctor i > urchai < ! ng a trip slip , whllo Cassia
handling Uesdemona out of the cir.
jtim. Jiulletin.
"Yes , judge , " said the prisoner , "I ad-
nit that the back of my trousers were tan-
led in the dog's teeth and that I dragged
ho animal way ; but if you call that steal-
og a dog no man on eaitb Is safe from
ummitting crime. "
"You make n mistake , sir. You Fet lee
oed | tabo ) altogether. Now , what's the use
cucuniboiH ami huckleberry pie right
lonif for a do/en mealh ? " "I know it ,
, I know it , " beamed the landlord. "I
Ivo ' 'em nil the luxuiici ti | tvunst. " "Hut
ly dear ulr , think of the crampsV" Joss
, jesH so. I5ut I'm bound to get my
ueslH into the bedrooms if 1 do cramp 'cm
jme. "
Ho pat at her feet in iiilet | pcaco. Ho
inked into her facu and said softly : "All ,
ear , I could sit heio forever , " "Could
on , lovcV nnswcred Bho. "Yea , sweet.1'
You nro right sure you could , darling ? "
Unoxv it , my own , " ' Very well , then ,
ou t > lt there , for I have nn engagement to Ro
out with young Mr. Kltzspoonor , nnd I
( n't bo buck thin evening. Turn down
lie gas nnd fasten the night-latch when
ou go away. "
In a Philadelphia hotel dining room the
tlier : day A lady cut the conn from the cob
ieforo eating It , und A well-dressed but
mil-necked fellow whoso fuco was greatly
lisllgurod ( lie had been In n row the night
lefnre ) was noticed doing the same thing.
Suddenly observing thu Imly , ho asked In
ones of genuine sympathy und hurpilso :
'Why , have you bad your front teeth
necked out , too ? '
During the shower yesterday A cltuen
nrrying n very wet iimbnlu entered
intel to pay a c-ill to name ono up-htidrx ,
Vftor tilaclm : his umbri'lla when ) It n.'Jit
Iralu ho wiott ) upon a ] ilo o of piper nd
ilnned it to the Hontencc , "X. IS This
imbrel'A ' belongs to o man who BMiktMix
'lO-pound blow back in hlteun miiiu oil , "
fo wont his \itiy un-stairi1 , and ; .ltiT nn
beencn : of fifteen mlnutex return ) d to find
ils innbrolliv cone , nnd In Its nluco n unto Fl
eacllnif. "I1 H. Umbrelln taken bvi' man
irhowullcs < en miles i < n hour won't no
pjck at al . " Detroit Kno Press.
There Is ono man in Michigan in whone El
iresence , BH soon PB ho gets wull , It will ho Eli
atal to mention wxrm woither. lie got on
op of A burri'l to fix a hammock on his i :
torch. The barrel-head caved In under
,1m ; then thu barrel upset and lolled down and I
hi step * and clear across the yard with lun
he man in It. When this trouble begun luntti
was only a common salt barrel , but
/hen the man got out Its inside was so
liorouglily lined with hair , pieces of skin ,
lothlnjrund profane language that it is
liought petroleum oil wouldii t leak
lirouuh it. Louisville Courier-Journal.
"Where are those exchanges I brought
me last nlghti" crawled a country editor Til
'ho had been hunting around for about an TilA
our , "I didn't know you wanted them , A
ear , " faltered his wife ; "but you know I OOTI
just keep up with the fashion , " The
jurnallst eyed her for a moment , then
Ud : "What on earth have newspapers
do with keeping uu the fashion ? " Hho to
id nothing , but hastily rau up-utairs and toor i
iturnod with something thltt looked like pan
Bluffed gooie , "This is | hu reason , " the my
plained , laying the procioiti piircel at hU '
ct ; "this Is my host bustle , you know , " .
-New York Commercial Advertiser. PI !
Never Qivo Tip.
If you are nulfering with low and de
rested Hpirits. IOHD of appetite , geuuru
eblllty , disordered blood , weak conetitii- \ \
Ion , headache , or any disease of a bllloui ' '
ature , by all ineana procure a bottle of Wr
llectrlo liltten ) . You will be fturnrlsed to tbi
the rapid Improvement that will follow ; not
will bo inspired with now life ; Loci n
length and activity will return ; pain aud thu
will and henceforth will
lisery cease , you Intc :
jjolce in the praise of Electric Bitters , for I
old at fifty conU aibottle , byO. V. Good. pie
mu ,
tfifltlf ofroil , 1'crutrit
Jlarknntl 1'lin.iphornf
a palatable form , 3
onfprrpa ration a fir *
that trill nnl Mnrkrn t
'rrlfUr '
nthrriroti > rri < trnfo .
. . . . . _ . , _ _ . . . ; ;
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( r lUliiru'R Ind TIISIOil . In rA. - of Nrrroni l'ro lMllon , l' < imln ll ) u < nB , lj | -nli , mill Impo
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ItiitMtst nome o ( nnT nx * t pmtnont phynlcUa hfttt * yloldfxl to Uili * irrr l ml inrompiirAlil < rf mclT. I tirrncn
U In iitrfcTi'tico l i > nT Ironrrojivriillnn martq. In fart , rarli * rnmnnnnil iw l > n lUnTFU'R Innv TOHIO l t
n > ltrlntn i > r clicn. lu UCIHRltT HAMtTlil.1.3ll > lSVfi > h ATO . Kt. l/nil . Mn. NOT , ajli. last.
TTi/Trrjt rnlarTo Ihr hlixxt A
iiralhratlhfiil toi\f tn \
t tirillgff lire nrjinnf.t ml j
tirrroti * gintfm , t akln0\
< to ( Irnfralt
Jx > jn of A/ > ; > -1
f < f - , 1'rtutratlnti of rltall
J'oirrrd oi : < f linfmtrner./
WANUFACTURED DYTHE DR.HARTERMEDICINE CO. . 213 N. MAIN ST. . ST. LOUI
I
Single Breooli Loading Shot Buns , from 85 to 818 ,
Double Bran oh Loading Skot dims , $10 from to S 75 ,
Muzzle Loading Shot Buns , from 50 to 825 ,
Fishing Taoklo , Base Balls and all Kinds of Fanoy Boons ,
Full Stook of Show Oases Always nn Hani } ,
Imported and Key West Cigars , a large line of Meer-
ichaum ( and Wood Pipes and everything required in a
irst-Class : Cigar , Tobacco aud Notion Store.
igars : from $15.00 per 1,000 upwards , Send for Price
jist and Samples.
IB1. O.
1213 Farnhsm St. . Omaha.
CIEID&OCX
The Only Exclusive
rholesale Hardware cHonse
DC 173"la.Mt2l.jtJ
108 AND 1110 HARNEY STREET.
OMAHA NEB.
ZROTIB : &
holesale Lumber ,
No. 1408 Farnham Street , maha ,
PERFECTION
IN
ROASTING AND BAKING ,
is only attained by uain/j /
CHARTER OAK
Stoves and Ranges.
WITH
WIRE GAUZE OYEB DOORS ,
For sale by
'MILTOH ROGERS & SONS.
Jull > ni&elv
BERQUIST BROTHERS ,
MANUFACTURERS OF
E GP I I
apairing Done in all Branolios , 410 S. TfllUTKUNTII 01IAIIA , NKII. STlinGT.
IEAT YOUR HOUSES
JRIiACES IN THE WORLD.
it ADI : JJY
[ OHABDSON.BOYNT01T&00
CHICAGO , ILLS.
Embody now 1882 Imprivomonta , Mor <
notioal lu4 ur > i ; Coat loan ti liaijiln
er UculoHH fitol ; will KIVO more ' (
a larger volume ol puvo air tluu any
nacs mine.
Genius Eewarded
OK ,
to Story of tuo Sowing Maohlno ,
hindiome llttlv pimjihlct , blue and [ Old
a with mimero'Ji toKttrlQKi , will lie
AWAY
ny kuult rti'n ciDIni ; for It , it uny
tub-olllcool Qhetlu-'cr MinuUaturfiitf Com-
ly , or 111 bo wnt uy nmll , poet iu.li' ' , to
porwn tltlii t dlattcco Iroic our cfflcci
'lie Slngor Hannfaoturing Do , ,
luclpul iHool 84 Union Hquare ,
NKW YORK.
Aitwnw for tba Life Times aud
Ti-cuuhorouK
only life authorliod by hir , and wlilch will
bo a "IllooJ and TluiuJcr" vtory , guch ai hai
and will bo ilublltbod , but a truu LHo by
only nenon * bo U In poueailon ol the facts
fiUhful and doted wife. Tiutli it more
r tm | { than fiction. Amenta should apply
territory at OHM. Band 76 ctt. for Q m-
Book. J. H. Ohamborti & Co. ,
inood&we Ut-Loulf , Mot
V
j
For ft quarter ol a century or more Hosteltrr'a
Kt'miith ' JUtcrd Ima been the r lnlnir | ; ipoclle j
forlndlitullon , Jynpensla , fever and ague , n lots
i ( l > lij luil utimua , liter compNInt and other
ill rJi'r , and h < ben mo-t cmpha'lcally In-
dor > t > d by mudlclne men as health and strength
roitoratl\o It ( .oumerarta a tendency ta pro-
umtura dco'y , and suttaluB and comforts the
ngrd ami Infirm
For Halu by all Unionists and Dealer *
gonurully ,
WESTERN
CORNICE .WORKS !
0. Sl'EOilT , - . Proprietor.
1 12 Barney St. - Omrlia , Neb.
UANUi'ACTUItKUB Of
Galvanizefllii ,
CORNICES ,
DOUBIER WINDOWS , FJNIALS ,
Tin , Iron and Slate Roofing ,
Spooht's Patent Motnlio Skylight.
Patent Adjusted Ratchet Bar
and Bracket Shelving. I am
tlio general agent for the
above line of goods.
IHON FENCING ,
Oroitlngi , n lu tr dot , Ver nd , KDn1c and
Bank Railing. , Window and Dollar.
uuard ; alto
QKNK11AL AGENT