THE DAILY BEE OMAHA WEDNESDAY , JUNE 14 , 1882
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Mootlnff of the Bopubllcnn Stnto Cen
tral Committee.
The member * of the Republican Slate
Central Committee of Nebrnilca ore
hoioby called to meet at the Commercial
Hotel , in the city of Lnc"ln ! , on Thurs
day , the ( ith day of July , 1882 , nt2 o'clock
p. m. , for the purpose of completing the
organization of the committee , and Iran-
gactim ? such other Imsmew us may prop
erly come before the same.
The following are the members of the
committee : IstDMrict , A. E. Oontt ; M ,
John Ji. Carson ; 3d. Jacob S. Dew ; 4th ,
A. 1' . Grout ; Mb , it. U. Windham ; Oib ,
C. E. Yost ; 6th , Paul Vandervoort ; 7th ,
I > . E Beadle ; 8th , W. E. Peebles ; 9th. S.
B. Col'on ; 10th , .1. A. Erhardt ; 11 h , J.
U. Kelbari 12th , W. IX Alatthen-s ; lath ,
M. Whlimoyer ; 14th , Atel Hill ; 15th ,
John Stem ; 1 th , 11. O. I'hiliipi ; 1-th ,
C. W. Pie ce ; 17th , T. L. Crawford ; 18th ;
W. T. Scott ; 10th , J. W. Pike ; 20th , O.
W. Baltzley ; 2W , Watson Plckoroll ;
22d , J. B. McDowell ; 23d , d. W. Swltzer ;
24 h , J. D. Hi-ye ; 25th , A. W.ere ;
20tb 0. R.Villard ; 27th , Robert Ken-
nedy18th , A. Ixigton ; 23th , B. O.
Ilcdlund ; SOU. , O. S BUhop , 3l t , R. J.
Wyman. JAMES . DAWKd ,
Chairman.
CHLTB , Nob. , Juno 12,1882.
PARTY lines will aot very loosely in
the coming campaign unless party
managers consult the wishes of the
ratik and filo.
CONTRIBUTIONS are being taken up
in the cast to defray the expanses of
the Nebraslr \ woman suffrage canvass.
It will take several largo barrels to
produce much effect.
NEBRASKA Conference oominary at
York holds its commencement exor
cises on Thursday , Juno 29th. The
full programme of exorcises is printed
elsewhere.
EVERY country paper publishes a
list of "prominent candidates for con
gress " in the various districts. Nino-
tenths of these ambitious gentlemen
will bo much less prominent after the
nominating conventions.
THE gist of Mr. Frolinghuyson'a
dispatch on the Olayton-Bulwer
treaty is that the instrument is void
became England has violated its pro
visions. The agreement forbade both
Great Britain and the United States
from extending their power in Cen
tral America , and England in incrocs-
ing her possessions in Honduras
broke the compact. This argument is
fortified by transpositions from Mr.
Elaine's former dispatch. The docu
ment boars numerous earmarks of
its author , and is decidedly inferior to
Secretary Blaino's able slate paper on
the same subject.
TUB widow Van Oott is combining
theology with the sale of cough drops
in a mannoi which is causing a eec
deal of comment among her Method
Lit friends in JNow York state. Mrs
Van Oott ia joining evangelism witl
the sale of "Mrs. Maggie Van Gotta
Excelsior Throat Lozenges" formerly
known as the "Pungent Throat Ex
hilorator" and of Mrs. Maggie Van
Oott'a Excelsior Camphorated TJlack
berry Lozongo" for all diseases of- the
V bowels. The widows work inrcmodia
; is said to be as great a success as in
i Todemptional agencies.
BEORKTAUY FOLOKU is fully convinced
vincod that the story of the forgers
Doyle and Brockway , regarding th
theft of a genuine bond plate from the
i treasury department is only an ingenious
, ious attempt to escape the punishmon
of their crime. Impressions taken
from the plate hayo been instantly
detected as counterfoils by a numbo
of exports , the vignette is said to b
from an entirely diflerent die , ant
Koveral distinguishing marks clearly
oparato the pretended genuine plat
from the originals. The public wil
bo greatly relieved to learn the truth
If Doyle's story is true , the manage
ment of the bureau of printing am
engraving has boon criminally ncgli
gent , and there ia no knowledge o
bow many millions of spurious bond
may bo circulating as genuine in th
market The surest ovidenoo of th
honesty of employes of the bureau i
found in the record of that importan
institution. Since iia foundation
$5,533,000,000 of notes , silver cortifl
rates and bonds have been nutuboroi
and issued , and in no instance h&
there ever boon discovered a duplicat
among those presented for redemption
These iiauea have covered a period o
nearly twenty years , and in the nuin
ber of ( hose bonds and of the variou
USUM of the Hole * , or even in the in
iereit coupons attached to the bonds
there has never been an instance o
the presentation of a duplicate , which
would have been Inevitable in the can
of forgery or counterfeit.
THE TOWNSEND HIM ,
After months of delay the hous
commiUoo on commerce has roportc <
to Congress a bill for the regulation o
intor-stnto commerce. This moasur
which was drafted by Mr. Townsend
of the Standard Oil Company , pro
vides a commission of three men to d <
the work with salaries of $7,500 i
year. They are to bo under the con
trol of the Secretary of the Interior
and their duties nre staled t <
bo the collection of testimonj
in regard to railroad obusei
their submission to congress , and tin
collation of such facts in regard to thi
roads as will enable congress to legislate
late intelligently. The bill furthoi
provides that , any or either of tin
commissioners shall have power ir
any investigation to summon wit
nesses , administer oaths , take tostl
mony and direct the production ol
> ooks and papers , and contracts re
nting to the subject of complaint ,
md judges of United Stales district
ind circuit courts are directed cithot
n or out of term time to compel the
ttondanco of witnesses before the
ommission. Further provision is
nado that the board shall have power
0 call on common carriers for reports
f all ratoa and shall report to con-
rots all cases of .excessive rates ,
liargcs and discriminations which
omo to its knowledge. The commis-
ion is to bo appointed by the prcsi-
ont , by and with the consent of the
cnato and is to hold office for five
ears.
At the opening of the present sea-
on of congress both bodies of the na-
onal legislature were flooded with
icmorials calling for the regulation
E interstate commerce by the govern-
icnt. E/ory state and territory in
rhich the abuses of corporate inonop-
lies had aroused the indignation of
atrons of the railroads waa represent-
d in these memorials which doinand-
d from congress statutory regulation
[ commerce between the states. No
: sa than thirteen bills and resolutions
roro introduced on the floor of the
ouso. Of this number seven were
loasurcs trained by friends of the
roduoing classes whooo object was to
{ ford prompt relief from the evils of
rhich the country complained. Chit f
mong this claes waa the Reagan bill ,
lampioncd by the members from
'exas which struck at the root of the
'hole matter by defining and prohibit-
ig railroad abuses and providing
oavy penalties for extortion and dis-
rimination on the part of the mon-
polies. The remaining six were
ills drafted by railroad attorneys
1 the interest ot their employers.
'hoy1 were introduced to complicate
iscussion and befog thoao mombetsof
engross whoso opinions on the sub-
cot of railroad legislation had not
eon previously determined by cor *
oration influence or practical cxpe-
ionco as shippers or producers with
10 flagrant * abuses of monogoly rule.
The house committee on commerce ,
o whom the whole subject was coin-
aittcd , was packed in the interest of
lie monopolies. A. majority of its
nombors were either directly in the
mploy of great corporations , or were
mgagcd in business which depended
or its successful transaction upon fa-
lott from the railroads. Under these
nrcumatancos it waa unreasonable to
jxpoct any report which would
meet the demands of antl-monopolist !
or which promised to afford immiv
dlato relief to the producing classes ol
the country. The Townsend bill is i
sop thrown by the monopolies to the
public. It is skilfully drafted to avoid
any interference by Congress with the
privileges of the corporations or an ]
immediate redress of the abuses undoi
which the people are suffering. Bj
the very constitution of the commis
sion it is powerless to apply a remedy ,
It's duties are simply that of a buroat
of statistics. Its mdmbors when ap
pointed will draw handsome solaria
for printing a few volumei
of tables and reports annually whic !
will bo of no practical benefit oithc :
to Congress or the people which i
represents. Thcro is no need of i
commission to inform the public o ;
the gross outrages which are dailj
being practiced upon a population o
hf ty millions by an unprincipled sot o
corporation cormorants and stocl
jobber * . For ton years the prosi
has teemed with the complaints of tin
victims of the monopoly robbera. Thi
subject lias boon brought befori
legislatures and upon the showiup o
facts measures have boon passed ti
remedy the evils so far as they coulc
be reached by local legislation
Boards of trade and chambers of commerce
merco throughout the country , asso
ciationa composed of mon whosi
names are suiliciont guarantees of theii
sound judgment and honesty -havi
earnestly urged upon congress tin
necessity for the prompt action. Am
now as in the case of the cry for re
form in the tariff the demands of thi
people have been mot by the creatioi
of a commission whoso chief duty wil
bo to postpone all action , The producers
ducors of the United States and tin
patrons of the railroads need ex pec
no relief from a body of mon whosi
power ttops short at the more hearinj
and registering of their complaints
but who cannot enforce honest doalinj
between the railroads and the pub
Ho , or apply a remedy for the evil
which ore brought before their no
ticp.There
There is little likelihood that thi
bill will pass at the present scssior
although the monopoly kings ac
nounco themselves as satisfied of il
harmlossncss. So far OR the public i
concerned it might as well havn die
a natural death in the committe
room.
Tna iron masters nro protected i
their business by a tax ranging fror
45 to 00 per cent. Their great argti
mont for its maintenance is that 0
per cent of the cost of production goo
to incccaso the wages of American la
bor. The Chicago Tribune has booi
examining the census tables and dis
covers that the average wages paid ii
the iron milts fall far short of thos
which might bo assumed from th
mill owners statements to bo the ordi
nary wages paid to workmen in thes
establishments. The average wage
; > aid to ordinary workmen doca no
oxcocd $7. CO per week , and to sktlloc
mechanics does not roach $1C po :
week of sixty-five hours labor. In
stood of the sum paid for wages roach
ng 00 par cent of the product at
stated by John Roach , it is actually
CBS than 19 per cant of the value ol
ho product. This may seem to ox-
> lain why the stool rail monopoly wore
ast year enabled to shove away $2-
000,000 as the profits from a littloovei
.wo millions of capital , and it may
urthor Horvo as an index of the basis
f the demands of the iron men in their
> roaoui strike.
THE mooting of the Republican
> tate Central Committee , which is
ailed for July G , will bo of unusual
ntorcst. The division of the state
nto congressional diatricts nccosai-
atco a now departure. Aa long aa
Nebraska had but ono congressman ,
lis nomination waa made by delegates
representing the entire state at con-
ontiona called to nominate state
flicers.
Now that the otato is divided into
ongrcssional districts , each district
will make its own nominations at
onvontiona within the district. These
ongrcssional conventions will name
lioir district committees , empowered
o call future conventions , and to do-
.crmino the ratio of representation of
ach county in their district.
But there is as yet no such commit-
co , and wo take it that the state con-
ral committee will have to sot the
machinery in motion for calling the
ongrcssional conventions. How far
io committee will go in this matter
will bo determined when its members
mvo compared viows. The assertion
a made in some quarters that the
bate committee boa no authority to
meddle with the congressional norni-
ating conventions , and it is sug-
osted that the chairmen of the
urifius county committees in each
istrict shall correspond or put their
loads together and agrco upon a joint
all designating the iimo and place
f holding conventions and the relative
oprosontation to which each county
a entitled.
Such an arrangement might aorvo the
lurposo if the state committee ( should
take no action , or if it had purposely
delayed its call and thereby sought tc
> rovont a timely expression by the
> arty through its primaries and con
ventions. Now that the state central
committee is called it is not likely thai
any local committee will attempt tc
forestall its action.
THE July Ucntwy will contain an
entertaining paper by Oolonel Qoorgc
E. Waring , reviewing Stillman's recently <
contly published work on "Tho Horse
in Motion , " and reproducing many oi
the photographs taken at the private
race-course of Governor Leland Stan
ford , of California , by Mr. Muybridgo
a photographer of San Francisco. Il
ia said that the consecutive positions ol
the legs in the stride of a running horst
as revealed by those pictures seen
ludicrous , and almost impossible. Thi
testimony of the zoetropo , has , however
over , silenced all criticism , and Mr ,
Muybridgo's public and private representations
sontations , hero and abroad , have beer
received with the highest favor. Ai
some of his lectures in London , tin
Prince of Wales and other momburi
of the royal family were among th <
interested listeners. It ia said thai
Moissonicr has recently modified t
painting to conform to Mr. Muy
bridge's theory as revealed by thosi
pictures ,
The method by which the photo
graphs have boon taken the result o
years of experiments is subsequently
as follows : At ono side of the traol
is a long building arranged for photo
graphic work , containing a battery ol
twenty-four cameras , all alike , ant
standing a foot apart. On the othoi
side of the track is a screen of whitt
muslin and a foot-board. The scrooi
ia marked with vertical ana horizunta
lines , and the foot-board bean
numbers indicating separate in
torvala of ono foot each. Thi
instantaneous shutters of the camera ;
are operated by electricity , and thoii
movement is governed by such power
ful springs that the exposure is esti
mated to bo about ono fivo-thousandtl
of a second , The contact by whicl
the shuttora are sprung is in ado by thi
breaking of a thread drawn across thi
track at about the height of the horao'i
breast , there being ono thread for oacl
camera. In his flight through the air
therefore , ho brings each of thi
twenty-four cameras to bear upon hin
at the moment when ho passes in rou
of it , and that camera represents hi
position at that insiant. The scrie
of representation indicates the consecutive
secutivo positions of each of the twen
ty-four foot covered by the instru
ments. In a serica showing a horsi
trotting at speed , the spokes of thi
sulky are shown aa distinct lines quitt
to the lolloo of the wheel , indicating
an extremely short exposure. In i
fast run , the tufta of the horso'a tail ,
as it waves with his strides are clear ) ]
marked.
nose no longer loads tht
democratic van in Oregon ,
Railroad Construction in the Sovora'
States.
Railroad building in the United
States presents some very significant
features. For the first time , perhaps ,
in the history of Una important factor
of modern advoncomont , the southern
portion of the Union takes the lead in
railway enterprises. The following
figures , showing the growth of con
struction in the several states since
January 1,1882 , illustrate the march
of events :
Southern Other
States. Miles. States. Miles.
Alabama 13 Arizona CO
Arkan 121 California 78
Florida 6t Colorado 253
i.eurgm 13L Dakota 12
t.oulslanna 24 Idaha 43
Maryland 12 Illinois 92
Mtwis.Ippi 14 Indiana 212
Missouri 48 Iowa 207
tforth Carolina 03 Kunsaa 14tS
South Carolina 48 Minnesota. . . . H2
1'enncsseo 4L Michigan 9
IVxai 731 Montana C8
Virginia J2 Noirasku 138
Nevada 15
ToW 1,402 New Jersey. . . 9
New Mexico. . G
Now York. . . 140
Ohio 203
' Oregon 59
Pennsylvania. . . 71
Utah 50
Wisconsin 81
Wyoming 14
Total 2/198
It will bo observed that , with much
CBS than one-third the population and
not one-sixth the territory , the old
lava states have moro than one-third
; ho railroad constructed the present
' ar. In connection with the growth
of population , as shown by the last
onsus , and increase of manufacturing
nterpriso , the facts are useful PS in
denting the vitality ) f the southern
) ortion of the Union.
THE BANNER COTJNIY.
Anti-Monopoly Principles in Butler
County Crops , Etc.
DAVID CITY'Nob. , Juno 12,1882.
Our httlo city is quiet business not
ushing , which is not unusual at this
ieason of the year. Our farmers are
> usy in their fields , and crops of
every kind never looked BO promising
as now. When the crop ia harvested
and begins to move then all will find
ilonty to do.
This section of the political sea is
calm , but only the calm , which reitms
lofore the storm. The anti-monopoly
eaguo at its mooting last Saturday
elected delegates to the state antimonopoly -
monopoly convention , which convenes
at Lincoln the 21st. Wo oak not to
rear any'man's or sot of mons' collar
> ut th'o true manhood of old Butler
county como in the name of
EIGHT , EQUALITY AMD JUSTICE
o all men alike , and with this motto
stamped upon the banner of the state
anti-monopoly league , Dr. Geo. L.
filler's greab "monopoly" party born
n new form at Syracuse , N. Y , a
'ow days since , and god-fathered by
; ho "infamous Poraoroy , " will find
natorial for slim ranks in this now
and so largely devoted in the past to
the propagation of political frauds ,
aulesa the great M. D. of the Omaha
Borald has yat a following which ho
can induce by his "monopoly sophis
try to fall in and fill up the ranks. "
And , sir , I can assure you that the
editor of that only religious journal
in your city has no following in this
county any more , .excepting a very
iow who draw "pop" from that same
liighway fountain of extortion at
which the editor of that saintly S. J.
T. shoot of your city * fares BO sumptu
ously at the expense of the bone and
sinew ot this new land.
I will not take more of your space
for compliments to this saintly old
gentlemen , who , if ho was over of any
use , has outlived it.
The good work and words of THE
BEK is appreciated by republicans and
democrats alike , in the fight of the
masses against the power and oppres
sion of the unmerciful few , and they
will yet find that the sons of grandsires -
sires who downed tyranny and op
pression , that freedom , liberty and
equality might find a place for propa
gation , will rule the heritage left
them "a land of tko free and homo
for the bravo. "
DEMOWIAT.
Call for an Anti-monopoly Con
vention *
Wo , the undesigned citizens of
Juniata , Adams county , Nebraska ,
favor the organization of a state
anti-monopoly Icaguu , and hereby
authorize the use of our names for a
call for a mooting io bo hold in Lin
coln for that purpose :
WB Gushing S L Picard
L B Partridge A N Cole *
N Crane James Newell
J W Liveringhouso A P Slack
E Moore B F Hilton
R H Nolan Gee Walker
II H Uartlo E E Adam
IITwidalo F E Wilson
W L Kilburn F M Anderson
WPNorris John T Hill
WHBurr W D Belding
L B Thorno G6o T Brown
0 A Antrom S L Brosa
1 R Newell W G Beolo
W D Sowell A H Brown
S II Chirk GS Guild ,
EF Walker EM Allen
8 0 Augell Goo W Carter
WAckley EW Morse
I M Tapper A Bordou
F W Etghmy N M Lloyd
D H Fleoman Will H Paine
0 F Hogg
The meeting for the formation of a
state league will be hold at the Acad
emy of Music in Lincoln on Wednes
day , Juno 21.1882.
Short Breatn.
0. Bortle , Manchester , N. Y. , waatrou.
bled with asthma ( or eleven ye in. Had
be n obl'ged ' to tit up sometimes ten or
twelve nl < hta iu succession. Pound Imme
diate relief from Dr. ThomaV Kclectrio
Oil , and Unow entirely cured. jl3-dlw
LOUISVILLE.
Preparations for Properly Cole
bracing the Fourth.
NowBnlliUnga ErootoS and O the
Improvement * .
Correspondence of the Bee.
"Louisvillo twenty minutes fo
breakfast , " shouted the little conduc
tor with n big voice , aa the Missoui
Pacific train came to n standstill. A
a ride from Omaha to Louisville
Neb. , before six o'clock a. m. ia a gooi
appetizer , the passengers did not wai
fora second invita.ion , but made i
rush for the door , with a dctormina
tion to make good use of the twent ;
minutes. Otving to a heavy rain ant
the failure of the railroad comnauy ti
put down planking , they were obligee
to alight in mud , ankle deep , whicl
caused spmo to give vent to oxprcs
sions quito forcible , aa they thought o
the ton conta worth of shoo blacktnj
ruined. The hungry were soon Batia
Sod and on the road again , but thi
BEE reporter lingered behind bent or
gathering in the uowe.
The coming celebration wns thi
principal theme of conversation , am
thn reporter was not long in ascertain
ing that Louisville la to have a gram
time on the fourth of July. The
young moc. are not only patriotic , bui
enterprising oa well , and are resolved
; hat the anniversary of our national
ndepondonco shall not past unob
served by them. A committee hat
> eon appointed consisting .of B. G.
Hoover , J. V. Glover , H. W. Jmk
md Phil Hubar , These gentlemen
mvo charge of the affair and are leav-
ng nothititr undone that will make it
i success. Quito a largo sum of money
mo already been subscribed for the
lurchaso of fire-works. It is the in-
ontion to have the very best speaker
hat can bo obtained , but the commit-
oo has not decided aa yet upon whom
t shall be. Parties wishing to visit a
iloasant town and at the aamo time
'hold the fourth" will do well to atop
it Louisville.
The town ia steadily improving and
i number of now buildings are going
up. The contract for a now school
IOUBO has been let at $2,300. It will
10 well constructed and furnished in
good stylo. Mr. F. Stanaer is put-
ing up a substantial building of otono
Hid brick. He has not informed the
mblio as to what use ho will muko of
t but it is generally understood that
t will bo a bank , and that it will be
jacked by Mr. F. Slander and his
> rothor. If such is th e case it will bo
ano of the moat solid and reliable in-
titutions of the kind in the county.
J. M. Drake haa opened a furniture
toro iu addition to his grocery.
The new hotel built by A. W. Hall
> nearly complete and is quite an ad-
ition to the village. The proprietor
utonds moving into it before many
aya.
aya.M. . D. Polk intends removing to
'luttsraouth in the fall whore ho is
onnected with a prominent law firm.
The farmers residing in the vicinity
report the cropa aa being in a good
; oudition and giving promise of a
) ountcous harvest. Small uraiti ia
; ro wing very rank. Mr. H E Pan-
coninsays that the sale of agricultural
niplemonts haf ) been unusually large
his year owing to the pruspocta of a
ino harvest.
The Methodists of Louisville are
iroparing to build a now church. At
iresont they hold services in tlio Bap-
1st church , which is without a minis
ter. The Baptist Sunday school is in
a flourishing condition , and is no
doubt doing a great deal of good in
the community. The echnol has
already raised $75 towards the pur
chase of an organ.
Louisville does not make aa much
show as some towns , but its progress is
steady and will ba permanent. The
completion of the Missouri Pacific , iu
addition to the Burlington & Mis
souri , will furnish ample railroad fa-
c'litiea. It draws the trade of the
'armera from a largo section of the
surrounding country. Upon the
whole , the future prospects of Louis-
v llo are exceedingly gjod.
. A. 0. D.
NKBB'AUiSA PKUIT AND QBAIN.
Corro'pondencs ot The lice.
ALEXANDRIA , Neb. , June 12. As
[ was passing" through Jeftorson
county , I called at A. C. Hubbard'0.
Ho showed me his poach orchard. I
naeaaurod some of the poachoa in a
: reo that waa hanging full with many
peaches , quite large , measuring five
nchos in circumference.
I also passed Henry Standoffs rye ,
which waa heavy and standing five feet
liigh. Oropa are looking fine hero.
H. W. HuilBAKl ) ,
WIUJONVILI.K , Nob. , Juno 10.
Crop ) of all kinds booming in Furmu
county. Rye and fall wheat promise
an abundant yield. Weather warm
and favorable. "X. "
SfOOPKNOYKE.
Ha Wanted Hia Waterproof.
lirooklj-uKilo ,
"My dear , " said Mr. Spoopenkyko ,
pulling the shams oil'the bed , "where
s my my , where is my you know
what I mean. What did you do with
it ? "
"Your shawl-strap ? " asked Mra.
Spoopondyko , dropping the baby into
; ho crib. "Oh , I knoiv ; your dumb.
Dolls. IB that what you want ? "
"Has that shawl-strap got sleeves in
I"demandedMr. Spoopondyko , ran
sacking the aewing-maohino "Are
: hose dumb-bells split up the back and
orn around the collar ? You know
ivhat I want , ioy rubber overcoat.
Where did you put it ? " and Mr.
Spoopoudyko pulled a pile of letters
out of the pigeonhole to his wife's
desk and spilled them along the floor.
"Whero did you have it last ? " mur-
nurod Mrs , Spoopondyke , with her
ingor in her mouth and consterna
tion in her eye.
"Had it ! " Mr. '
on growled . Spoopen'
dyke. "Whero'd ye s'poso 1 had it ?
Think I had it for lunch ) Don't you
know where the measly thing's gene
to ? Spry around and find ill Take
your finger out of your mouth ; I don't
mpposo it's in there ! Get that coat
before it clears up , will ye ? " and Mr.
Spoopondyko shook the clock and then
peered into the mantel vases.
"I don't believe it's going to rain
much , anyway , " faltered Mrs. Spoop
ondyko , who couldn't remember hav
ing seen the coat for a month. "Who :
it looks like this it's always going ti
sunshine , " and she followed hin
around the room in a flutter of nppre
honsion.
"Of course it is ! " srtortod Mr
Soopondyko. "Things are going t <
do just what you tell 'cm to do. I
you had a lot of tin ficuros in fron
and a streak of mercury up you :
spine , you'd only need a shoot-iror
case and a wire handle to be a bir
oinotcr ! If you'll look along you :
measly information about the woathei
p'rap you'll find that overcoat at tin
other end of ill Where's that coat
Going to lot mo stand hero and seal
while the moths picnic that coat intt
a shad not ? Take mo by the clbon
and load mo to the coatl" and Mr
Spoopondyko tipped the sofa over sc
that ho could BOO under it , and ther
slapped n plaster bust of Minorvi
against the wall , under the imprcssior
that the coat might have crawled into
lior car.
"It's the strangest thing in tin
worldl" giglod Mrs. Spoopondyko ,
hysterically. "Aro you tuns you
were it homo ? "
"If I did't how would it got home ? '
roared Mr. Spoopendyko , putting his
bands on his kneca and grinning in
bia wife'a face. "S'poso it hired a
back aud drove homo ? Oh , no ! I
didn't wear it homo. The last I saw
if it it had its hat over its oar and a
female natorproof on ita arm , piking
up Fulton street ns happy as an alder
man's funeral. What'rp yo standing
.hero for ? Got aomo indistinct idea
: hat the dog-pasted coat haa gene to
? pt shaved , haven't ye ? ' Who'd yo
; ivo it to ? Boon endowing a meta
physical chair in aomp kind of an old
voman'a homo with it , haven't yo ?
Whcro'a Iho coat ? Develop the coat
joforo I vitiate the insurance ! " and
\Ir. \ Spoopendyko kicked his wife's
workbasket across the room and ram
med his arm to the shoulder up the
chimney.
"Do you remember whore you were
t last ? " aakod Mrs. Spoopondyko ,
uddenly becoming calm and analyti
cal.
cal."I
"I were it on my back ! " protested
VIr. Spoopondyke , who didn tromom-
> nr whether ho had taken it to church
or to a hospital. "Mybo you'ro under
; ho impression that I tied it to a stick
and wheeled It along on the buttons !
) n my back , I tell ye ! On this par-
iculaf back ! " and Mr. Spoopondyke
ft'mwst broke his arm pointing out the
attraction referred to. ' 'Most folka
it up their rubber overcoats with a
tent wire and a focus and wear them
or spectacles , but I hadn't time ; so
' . were ic on my back ! Bring forth
he coat ! ' ' yelled Mr. Spoopondyko ,
pinning around like a top. "Fetch
out the measly coat before the proprie-
or of these premises niikea up his
mind "hetliorlio'll build a houio hero
or mortgage the lot ! "
"You were it the last day it rained ,
and when it cleared off in the after
noon I noticed that you had on your
pring overcoat , " said Mrj. Spoopun-
, yke quietly.
"Great head ! " grunted Mr. Spoop-
mdyke , beginning to feel uncotnforta-
) lo , and wondering how it was cora
ng out. "With your perceptive
acuities and meterological education ,
ouonly need ono more leg nnii a
ilear night to bo a dod gasted street
; eloscope at 10 centa a" peep ! What of
t ? > 'SposoLdid ' wear a spring over
coat ! It'a spring , ain't it ? "
"And I don't know , " continued
Mra. Spoopendyko , "but I think you
md it on over your waterproof. If
rou'll look , you may find the rubber
coet inside of the other now. "
Mr. Spoopendyke growled and
anortcd hia way to the closet , like a
oghorn and found things aa hia wife
lad predicted ,
"Smart , ain't yo ? " ho grumbled , as
10 hauled out the waterproof , "Groat
) owera of inductive reaaoning ! 'Some
day I'm going to fit you up with a stiff
neck and a pot of beans and start a
Concord school of philosophy with
you ! "
And with this threat Mr. Spoopen
dyke threw the coat over hia arm ,
and all the way to Coney Island he
entertained hia friend Specklowottlo
with a description of hisshabits of or
der , "which aio so perfect , sir , that I
could put my thumb on anything I
ranted , sir if my wife would only lot
; hinga alone. "
The term hydra imay be used to
roprraont any manifold evil. If you
would battle tuccossfully with this
many-headed monster of disease you
will find it expedient to keep Mrs.
? inkhatn's Vegetable Compound
always at hand. Jr. Banning.
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ANTIQUARIAN BOOKSTORE
1420 DOUGLAS STEEET
Heaflparfcers of the Literati ,
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OH
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In the West.
SCHOOL BOOKS A SPECIALTY.
Cash paid for Second-Hand Booka
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ai)22.1y PROPRIETOR.
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OfficoBOaiOtliSt , Dor. DfBuit
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Jf r * . Editors .
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YEIGHT ONLY OO LBS.
Dan Be Handled By a Boy.
rhe box need never bo tiken oft the wagon and
all the thclled
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For tale by
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008 and 1010 St. Charles St. , St. Lon > a. CaU <
oguea furnished. jl-Uro
Wrash National
BANK.
OF OMAHA NEBRASKA
( No. 2005. )
TREASU11Y DKl'AUTMENT. )
OfflCfl tl CoMlTKOtLKU or TUB CDRRK.HCT , >
WAHII.SQIOX , April 'Mb 1832. )
WiuanAB , by witlsfactory eUdenco prose n ted
o the utidcrs cncil , It r aa been made to appear
hat "TdB MilillA.IKA NATIONAL BANK OK
JUAIIA , " In thu c ty of Omaba , In the county of
Dougliw. and State of Nebraska , Uai compiled
with all the provltlons ot the itev hied Statues of
he United butci required to be compiled with
leloto an association shall bo authorized to com *
nonce the Imdncw of Banking :
Now , therefore , I. John Jay K"0i , Comptroller
of the Currency , do hereby certify that "The
Nebraska Nat Ic rial liank ol Omaha , " In the city
of Omvlia , In the ciunty of Douglas , and state
of I < bnu > k , Is autborlztd to commence tha
millions of lianklugai provided In Section Fifty
Ono Hundred uiJ Klity-Nlno of the lievlaod
Statute * of the United States.
In tcbtlmony whereof witness my
' - ) lisnd end eeal ot office thla 25th
BEAU > dayot April 1 " 82.
. - ) JOHN JAY KNOX ,
Comptroller of the Currency
The above Bank Unow prepared to receive
business It commences with a fully pa d up
upltalof tiW.OOO.OO , with officers and directors
is follows :
. U. JOHNSON , PirgiDtMT. of Steelt , Johnson -
son & Co. . Wholesale Grocers.
. K. TOUZALIN , YlOcFAuiDUT. ol C. D , & O.
II. K. , Boston.
rV.V.UOHSEol W. V. iloreoand Co , , Whole.
Bale Boot * and Hhoea. 4
( NO. S. COLLINS , of O , II. It J. B. Collins , \
Wholesale LeatherandS ddlery. V
IAUE9 M. Woo.norlh , Counsellor and Attorney m
at Law. -
LEWIS S. UEEO , of Dyron Heed A Co. , Boat
Kitate Uevlcis
HKNRV W. VATE3. Cashier , late Cashier of thi
Flrtt National liank of Omaha , and
connected with the active manage
ment of that Bank blnce IU or n-
? anoy ani Staple Groceries ,
AT BED-ROOK PRIDES.
BUTTER AflD ErGS ( ,
FllESU VBOM TUB COUNTRY.
Nfo. 916 North Sixteenth St.
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