FfxiUAY MARCH 17 , 1882.
THE DAILY BEE
C.MAHA PUDUSHINO CO. , PROPRIETORS.
610 F rnh m , bet , Oth nd ItHh 8tre t .
TERMS U 8UftCntrflON.
ni cony 1 ye rln kctvknco ( postpaid ) 110.00
monthi " " . . . j.X' (
uonth " ' < . . . 8.00
"
RAILWAY TIME TABLE ,
ix i CURD eniCAoo , ST. riut , xiititiurotB AST
( OMAHA RAILROAD.
U ve Omihi ruganper No. 2 , 8:30 : * . tn , Ac-
tcmmod tlon No. 4 , IK ) Cp. m.
Arrive Omh Fuaentrer No. 1 , 6:20 : p. m.
-icoommpdntlon No , 8 , 10:60 : k. m.
LUVTO8 OMAHA ( ACT OK SOOTH tODKD
0. , B. A 0. 7:40 : . m. 3:40 : p. m.
0. 4 N. W. , 7:40 : k. m. S:40 : n. m.
C. , R. I. & P. . 7:40 a. m. 3:40 : p. m.
K. 0. , St. J. & 0. 3 , leaver t 9 v m. and 6'30
m. Arrives at .It. Louis U 6SO : ft. m. Mid 6:6 : !
m.
m.W. , St. I , . A P. , Ion * es Kt 8 ft. m. And 3:40 : n
Arrttei St. I/lull ftt 8:40 : A , m. and 7:30 :
tn
wwr UK sournwmn.
D. M. la Neb. , Thronjli hipre-n , 8:60 : fc. m ,
B. ft M. Lincoln Eiprow < J to p. nt.
U P. Orcilntid Kimiwi , IJ.ldp. m.
O. * R. V. for Llnoln , 11:46 : . m.
0. Si II V. lor OnceoU , 9.40 ft. m.
C. P freight No , 6 , 6-30 ft. m.
0. P1 wlRht No. 9 , 8:20 : * . m.
t . P. rrelRht No. 18 , 260 p. m.
U. P. freight No , 7 , 6:10 : p. m. Mnlgnnt.
. , P. Denver upre , 7SS ; p. m.
D. P. frelfht Nn 11 , H'M p. m.
U. P. Denror ( rol bt , 8:26 : p. m.
AST Ann ROOTS.
0. B. * G 6:00 ft. m. 7Si : p m.
, k N. W. , :45 : . ru. 7:2 : * ) > . m.
C. R. I. if. . 9:45 a. m. 9.-06 p. m.
E. 0. , Si. lot It a B. . 7:40 : ft. m. :4S : p. m
HOM mi VEST AND SOFrnwiST.
0. ft IU V. from Lincoln 1X8 p. m.
U. P. Pacific Exproe 3:28 : p. m.
B h M. la Neb. , Through Kiprwu 4:16 : p
D. * M. Lincoln Kxprots 9.10 n m.
C. P. Prnver cxmctw , 7:36 a. m.
U. P. Freight Ko. 14-2:60 p. m.7
C. P. No. D t > :20 : a. m. Ki-jlf aot.
C. P. freight No. 14 < 15:16 : p. m.
H. P. No. 8-9.00 p. m.
D. P. No. 12 1:45 : a. m.
U , P. Denver freight , 1:10 : . m.1
O. & R. T. mixed , dr. 4:46 : p. tu.
Buvirr TRAINS BITWIIUI OMAHA ADD
oowui. BUTTS.
tear * Om&lia at 8:00 , 9:00 : , 10.00 and 11:00
tn.i trf ) 2.00 , 3:00 : , 4-CO anil 6:00 : p. m.
Lonre Council Dluffi 4t 8:26 , 6:26 : , 10.25 and
lit . in. ; 1:26 , 2:26 : , 8:26 : , 4:26 : and 6:26 : p. m.
Bun-ays The dummy leavu Omaha at 6.00
nd 11:00 a. m. ; 2-00 , 4.00 and 6.00 p. m. Leave *
Council Blu f at 9.26 and 11:25 a. m. ; 235 , 4:26 :
and 6:26 p. m.
Through and local ptwcnzor trains between
Om-ha and Couudl BluOa. Lea\o Omaha 6:16 : ,
7:46 , 8:60 : a. m. ; 8:40 : , 6:46. : 6:00 p. m. Arme
Oninha 7:40,11:36,11:46 a. m. ; 6:10 , 7:06 , 7:16 ,
140 p. m. _
Opening &n < i Oloilnj ; of M llt.
AOCTZ. orra. OLOSI.
a. n. p. m. a. m. p. m.
Oblcaco&K. W 11.00 9:00 6:30 : 2:40 :
Chicago , R 1. & P&clSc.lltfO 9:00 E:30 : 2:40 :
Chicago , B. & Q 11:00 9.-00 6:80 : 2:40 :
Wbo h 12:80 6:30 : 2:40 :
Sioux City and Pacific. . 9.-00 6:50 : 2:40 :
Union PftdQe 4:00 : 11:40 :
Omaha &R. V 4AO 11:40
E.fcM. In Neb 4 0 8.10
Omaha & Sioux City. . . . 6-00 7:80 :
B. AM. Lincoln 10:80 : 6:00 :
U. P. Lincoln , Sunday. , . lSO 11:00 :
J. P. Penrer Kxi 9KK ) 8:80 :
lit Sioux City & Oft . P. . .11:00 : 2:40 :
Local mails for State of low * leave but once a
dy , vlt : 6.30 a , m.
Office open Sund&yi frrm 12 m. to 1 P. m.
THOS. F UALL P H.
Business Directory.
Abstract and
JOHN L. MrCAOUE , opposite Poet Office.
W. R. BARTLETT 817 South ICIh Street.
Architect * .
DUFRENE & MENDELSSOHN. ARCHITECTS
Room U. Ofclgbton Block.
A.rT. T AB.O Jr. , Room. ! , Cielghton Block.
\ OooU and Ohooi.
JAMBS C YINE & CO. ,
Floe Bootf ftod Bboeo. r A good uaortmecl
home work on hind , corner l th ftnd Bftrner.
IE03. ERICSSON , 8. K. cor. 16th ftnd DonjU * .
JOHK FORTONATOS.
BOB 10th rtroot , mwiulwrturw to order good work
l Mr price * Recelrtnr done.
Bed
I. r. tARRIMKR Uftnnfftctnrer. IE1T DonrUirt.
Book * . New * and 3t tlon ry.
J. t FRDEBACF 1016 r rnham Street.
Butter and Egg * .
UoSHANE & BCHKOEDER , the oldert R ftod K.
boniM In Nebnuikft establUbod 1376
CENTRAL
RESTAURANT ,
MRS. A. BTAN ,
toathwMt ooroer ICthftnd Dodn.
Bmt Board for the Money.
BUrtctlon Oaftnnteed.
Keftl * ftt ftll Horn * .
Boftrd by the 0 y , Week or Month.
Good Terms for Cfteh.
Fnrnl"h < 1 Rnnmn Rappllod.
Uarrlage * and Roaa W KOn * .
WM 8NTDKRI4Ui and Harner Streets.
Clothing Bought.
J. HAKRIJ will pay hlghestCath price for eecond
hftnd clothlnr. Oornor 10th ftnd arnham.
Jewo en.
JOHN CAtTilEK 1811 Fftroham Street
Junk ,
a. BET.TI10LD , Rftin ftnd Metftl.
Lumber , Lime and Dement.
& GR&Y corner tjth ind Douglw Ota.
LAinpt and QloMware.
J. DONNEB 1S09 DotatUl St Good Vftrlety.
Merchant Tailor * .
0. A. LJNDQ.UE8T ,
One o ( our moat pcpuLu Merchftnt Tfttlora It re-
ceh1n < the Utost ileaizna for Spring ftnd Summer
Ooods ( or gentlemen * wear. Stylldt , durable ,
and price * low u ever 716 18th bet. Uoutt.&Fftni.
Millinery.
MRS. 0. A. RIKOER , Wbolenale tnd Retail , FftU-
cy OoodB In great variety , Zopbyn , Card Doarda ,
Hnalery , OloConoU , &c. Cheapeot HOUM In
IhoWtat. 'Piuclmscrs ea\o 80 per cent. Order
by Mill. 116 Flftoouth Street.
ruunury.
JOHN WEAEKEi.80KS cor.
Hour and Feed.
OMAIIA CITY MILLS , 8th and Farnham Bto. ,
Welshani liroa , , pn > ] > rteton.
Qrocen.
Z. BTEVKKS. Xlst between Camlng ftnd Irftr
T. A. MrHHANE , Corn. 2Sd and Cumlng Street ! .
OMIOWUIB , Iron no Utet i.
OLAN & LANQWOItinr , Wholesale , 110 ftnc1
112 Utb > tr t
A HOLMEO corner 10th nd CtallfornU.
Hrne t , 6 odle , tto.
B. WEI8T 80 18th Bt bet F ro. 4 IHrney
Hotel *
, ANFIELD UOUSE.Gw. Uftnfleld.Bth & F mbm
DOBAN HOUSE , f H. Gary , Bit FarnhftmBt.
BLAYEN'S HOTEL. F. Slaven , 10th St.
Booth rn Hole ) Out. H mel 9tb & Lea von worth
Drug * , Pklnt * and UllB.
KDHK & CO.
rbirtaacbU , Fine Vane Ooo-li , Cor. UtS ftnd
Dourlx ( troeU
W. J. WHITEHOUf H , < Vbol Ie & RcUIl , 16th it.
0. FIELD , K > 22 North Bide Onmlng Street.
HARR. PrnavIM ICHi * nd n w
O ntl ta.
OB PAUL , Wllliwwi' Block Cor. 16th & Do-lge.
Ury Qoodi Notion * , tto.
JOHN H. r. LEitVANN k CO. ,
Hiw Tor * Dry Oood * Stort , 1110 and IBM Faro-
himitrket
Ik 0. Koiwold alw boot * and ahoei Ith A Padflc.
ruruuuro.
A r. DROSS , N w aad Btoood Iland rurnlture
nd BIOVM , 1114 DcngUA. Ulfheot ca h prtot
aid lor wcood h oS roooi
BONN KB 1 08 Ptiotrla rt. Hn coodi , fca.
rtrcwWorla.
OV4EA FEHCX 00.
0BT , rUM * CO intHan Bt. , InpMT *
4 It * Sox * * . Irre acJ Wood FMC * * , 0 w
Wat , OMatiM ? U and Wataat. j LiJ.
Olgart and Tobacco.
ft FRITSCDF.Rmannlactur r ot Clfrirft ,
tad TVhokir.lo Dcnlcnl n Tobaccos , 1S05 Douglas
V. F. LQREXZEK mannfatttirer 1416 Farnhum
riorlit.
A. Donnhne , pUnto , cut flowers , seeds , ooqnetc
ttc. N , W. cor. 16th ftnd DouclM itreeta.
Olvll Engineer * ftnd Ourveyor * .
ANDRF.W R09EWATER , Crelghton Block
Town mmeyt , Orftde ftnd Sewerftge Syitems i
Specialty.
Uommltilon Merchant * .
JOHN O. WIL US.UH Dodge Street.
D B. DF.KMKR. For dctalli * t Urce ftdrtrtbe-
ment In Dnllr ftnd Weekly.
Cornice Work * .
Cornice Works , Manufacturers Iron
Oornlco , Tin , Iron ftnd Slate Roodlng. Orders
from ftny locality promptly executed In the bo
manner. Factory and Office 1S18 Harney St
C. SPECHT , Proprietor.
3alrftnUed Iron Cornlow , K Indow Caps , etc.
nanufovtured ftnd put up In ftny part ol the
wuntrv. T. SINIIOL1) lie Thirteenth street
Crockery ,
J. CONKER 1509 Douglas street Oood line.
Clothing and Furnishing Oood * .
JEO. H. PKTKR80N , Ate lUta , Cap * . Bool
Ihocs. Notions ftnd Cutlery , 804 B. 10th street
Refrigerator * , Oanfleld' * Patent.
0. F. GOODMAN llth St bet. F rn. & Harney
Bhow Oase Manufact6ry.l
0. J. W1LDK ,
Uftnatachirer ftnd Dealer in ftll kinds Ol Show
Cases , Upright Cases , ft' . , 1817 Can St
FRANK L. QKnilARD , proprietor Omaha
Show Cans manufactory , 818 South 16th street ,
between Loavcnworth ftnd Mftrcy. All goods
warranted
Pawnbroker * .
ROHKNFKLD. 10th St. , bet. Far. * Har
Utovc * and mwara.
A. BURUE8TER ,
Dealer In Stoics and Tinware , and Manufacturer
of Tin Roots and all kinds of Building Work
Otld Fellows' Block.
J. BONNER. 1B09 Douglas St flood and Cheap.
Seeds ,
J. EVANS , Wholesale and HcUll Seed Drills and
Onltttators Odd Fellows Hall.
Physician * and Burgeon * .
W. 8. GIBBS , M. D. , Raom No 4 , Crelghton
Block , 16th Street
P. S. LKISENIUNO , U. D. Masonic Block.
C. L. HART , M. D. , Eye ftnd Ear , opp. postofflce
DR. L. B. QRADDY.
Oculist and Aurlat. 8. W 16th and Farnham SU
Photographer * .
GEO. HEYN , PROP.
Grand Central Gallery ,
212 Sixteenth Street ,
near Masonic Hall. First-clan Work and Prompt *
DOSS trunmnteon
Plumblnn , Oat and Steam Fitting.
P. W. TARPY & CO. , 216 12th Bt , bet Farnham
tnd Douglas. Work promptly attended to.
D. riTZPATHICK. 1409 Douitlu Street.
aiming an aper angina.
HKNHY A. KOSTKRS. 141 Oodfce Street
Bhoo Btora * .
Phillip L.\ng 1820 Famhatn st bet 18th & llth.
Second Hand Store.
PERKINS & LEAR. 1116 Douglas St. New and
lecond Hand Furniture , House Furnishing Goods ,
tc. , bourht nnd sold on narrow marrlns.
Baleen * .
HENRY HAUFMANN ,
; n tno new brick block on Douglas Street , has
Just opened a moat elegant BOM Hall.
Hot Lunch from 10 to 12
eveinr day.
Caledonia " J FALCONER 679 16th Street
Undbfiakerb
iilAS. HIKWE , 101S F&rnbam bet 10th & lltd.
00 Cent Store * .
? 0 BACKUS 1MB Farnham St. , Fancy Goods
WESTEKJS
CORNICE WORKS
C. SPECHT ,
Proprietor ,
1213 Harney Street ,
DMAHA , - - - NEB.
MANUFACTURERS OF
GALVANIZED IBOB
Cornices ,
Dormer Windows , Finials ,
TIN , IEON i SLATE EOOPIHB ,
Specht'a Patent Metalic Sky
light.
Patent Adjustable Ratchet Bar and
BRACKET SHELVING.
am the general State Agent for the above
ne of goods.
IRON FENCING.
> e tlnc , Balustrades , VerandasjOfTlce and
Bank Railings , Window and Cellar
Guards ; also
GENERAL AGENT
Peerson and Hill Patent Inside Blind.
KtNNtDY'S
EAST - INDIA
ILER & CO. ,
Sole Mannf aotarftra. OM A.H A.
"IRAJG'S ' OITY GREEN HOUSE
Is now open to the publlj with a full supply of
Cut Flowers and Plants
For Sale , We will be glad to tia > e the public
call and < e us
Bouaueta or Any Floral Design Made
to Order
ON THE SHORTEST NOTICE.
City Orecn How , S. W. Cor 17th and Web
it r.one block from 10th itreet cars. Nursery.
23a itrcet , opposite Koit. JOB. V. Cralp , Horut
and Landscape Oaniner. Keti2 < lin.
W. S. GIBBS ,
PHYSICIAN AHD SUEBEON ,
Room No. 4 , Orelffhton Block , 15tL
Street.
OMAHA , NEBRASKA ,
Oirrica Hocusj 10 to 12 A. u. , 3 to 5 p.u
Itphone connected with Cfntral OtRoo
Geo. P. Bern is
REAL ESTATE AGENCY ,
16th and Dodge 8U. , Omaha , Neb ,
Tbli Rtncy do 4 orucrtTa brokeragt budnMa.
DOM otipeoDlate uid therefor * any bargain
nA ibal atftat lnanlFrft/4 LA AVk41 ItUatAaU
COUNSELOR - AT - LAW
J. H. McOULLOOH ,
/Ecom i , Orelgbloo Clock , ItftctDtb Btrott
UolO-ta
A QUEBR DASH.
A Man Who Chancoj His N tne
Every Five Minutes ,
natto Inttr-Mountkln.
Lnat night , nt the very \ritchinc
hour of 10 o'clock , City Marshal
Vonablo arrested n man named Henry
Boyle for flghtinp. It voa too Into
for n trial , and aa Boyle was able to
giro security for his * appcarnnco , ho
was allowed to do so. Soon after his
arrcat ho got into n row with another
man , who roundly abused him nnd
against whom ho this morning deter
mined to swear out a warrant. So ho
repaired to the office of Judge Wilcox
nnd stated his grievance.
" \Yhat is your nnmol" said the
Judge.
"Goo. Peyton , " replied the former
Mr. Boylo. Ills Honor thereupon
wrote out a complaint ffhich ho then
asked the complainant to sign. Pey
ton took the pen nnd without a mo-
ment's'hositation attached his signa
ture Win. Harris.
"How's this ? " said the Judge , "you
say your name is Peyton and still
sign Harris. This court will stand
no trilling. Sign your name immedi
ately or up you go for contempt. "
Harris again took the pen in hia
trembling fingers , signed "Dttniol
Jarvis , " nnd handed back the paper to
the Judge with n look that was child
like and bland ; but his Honor tora
up the document nnd threw at thu
man of many aliases n paper weight ,
which narrowly missing its intended
victim , panscd through the frame *
work of the house likn n bullet , and
burkd itself two feet in the ground on
; he opposite side of the street. Jarvis -
vis loft the sacred precincts of the
court and within a few minutes the
nan whr so head ho had mansarded
ho night before , entered and wanted
o swear out n complaint against his
agrtssor.
"What's his name ? " askdd the
Jourt.
"Peyton , I think , " was the reply.
"Peyton , you think , " rejoined the
vourt. "iNow , let mo give you n lit-
le advice. That fellow's numo is
Joylo , Peyton , Harris nnd Jarvis ,
? ho only way to make sure of him is
o swear out four complaints which
rill cost you apiece as follows : Mj
COB , $10 ; the fees of my eminent
riend , Blackstone , the city attorney ,
115 ; marshal's foes , $5 ; wear and tear
n shoo leather in making the arrest ,
:5 : ; incidentals , $5 ; total , 40 for one
omplaint. For four complaints , my
riend , the sum of § 1(50 will bo iv-
uirod for the arrest of Messrs. Boyle ,
'oyton , Harris and Jurvis , and al-
liough they tire one and the same
nan , maybe when ho is nailed to the
ross , so to speak , hois just as likely
o prove that ho ia somebody else ,
lly advice is that you leave this case
ovorely alone. You have no use for
11 ii. Neither have I. Let us leave
lim to heaven and to those thorns
hat in his bosom dwell to goad nnd
tine ; him. This Court stands ad-
ourned.
Women Wanted.
Utilulo Boomerang.
Aa n result of the publication of an
rticle in those columns some time
jo under the above head , n perfect
oluge of letters has been turned
oose upon the office from women all
ver the country who evidently mis-
ook the drift of the editorial upon
Vyoming's want.
Instead of answering all these let-
era Bopaiately and personally which
ivould DO utterly imposeiblo without
ine stenographers and twenty-seven
oarae-hand writers , wo wish to sny
liat the original statement was correct
nd written in deadly earnest.
Wyoming wants women and wants' '
fiem bad , but there is no very clam-
rous demand for sentimental fossils
ivho want a bonanz a husband and n
ass from the effete east.
This paragraph probably puts the
iboeh on about 75 per cent , of those
who ha7e written ns so tar.
A young and rapidly growing terri
tory is of course largely populated by
non , but they are not as a rule mil-
.onuires with a bad cough. Most of
hem are healthy and still retain
heir mental faculties. That is the
enson they do not care to import n
lordo of weak-minded gushers and
urn them loose upon a thriving mu
nicipality.
Ono soft-eyed hyena who Ins no
oubt boon ignored for thirty years ,
writes us a poetic epistle which ought
o melt a mora obdurate heart than
ours. It is written OP. six pages of
eolscap in violet ink nnd blank verso ,
ivory word has an ornamental tail on
t , and the t's are crossed with n deli
cate little hair line that looks like a
Saratoga wave on a ball of but tor.
lor soul goes out to us in thankful-
leas in a way that has created a cool
ness m our family which it will take
: ears to fifoce.
The idea of cooking largo rd ]
doughnuts in hpt lard , or wringing
out heavy underclothing in snnp suds
and hanging fii m out in thu back
wrd on a cold day , does not seem to
occur to her.
There arc very few household- * hero
as yet that are able to keep their own
mvnte poet. Wo try to keep up with
ho onward march of impiovement so
'nr as possible , but wo nro most of us
still too gross to give up our meah
and gorge ourselves on H stanza of
cold porin on the half shell.
The day may come when wo will bo
jligl to sacrifice beefsteak for diviio
ifllitiiB , but it will be some little time
before that poiiod is reachi-d.
ftTlio ciisp , dry air is such that luui-
; or is the ohiuf style of yearn in Wy
omiiif. , and a good cook can pet ? li.5
) or month , where n bilious pout
ivould be bothered like sin to got a
job at $5 par week ,
That is the reason wo arc wri-iiiy
these torso nnd perhaps ungallitnl
words. We want to ducourugp tin
immigration of a large majority < - \
those who have written us on the sub
ject. They are too fresh and tno
yearn ful in their nature , Ono of then
opens a four-colum letter to us with
these words ;
"BooM iuNO , thou hast spake ,
Thy words hast bursted upon mine
ear. "
Now if wo have been the cause ol
any such funny busineis as that , wi
are sorry and asharooft of it , Wo fee
that we have done something that we
would give $2 to undo.
Wo wanted to do the territory some
good and to encourage a class ol
women to come to this region who
would know enough to construct a
buttonhole on an overcoat so that il
wouldn't look like the optic of a crocs
eyed hog. We wanted to throw ou
an invitation to womankind to come
hero nnd locate , but wo did not know
that such people ns responded , claused
themselves as women. Wo do not
consider woman n drud o or n slaro
across the nape of whoab neck the
ovcrahoo of the tyrant , man , is plant
ed.
Ono thousand times nayl
Wo look upon woman , however , ns
useful in the grcnt struggle of life.
Generally she is on ono side of the
struggle nnd the tyrant man on the
ither.
Ono thing , however , is soitlod.
There is not mich n mad rush at pres
ent for Hank verso makers ns there is
for women of sound sense who can
mnko n pie that will not tnato like n
stove lid veneered with cod liver oil.
In using those cruel words , wo do it
n order to silence this ubiquitous
howl on the part of thoao modest violets
lets who expect to cot off the train
hero and moot n confined invalid at
the depot with n carriage nnd n mar
riage license.
The old man with the hcctio flush
and n life insurance policy for $150-
000 is not at present ransacking the
four corners of the globe for a little
roaobud 39 years old who don't know
enough to boil n tcakottlo.
The young lady who thinks that the
men of the west don't recognize the
qcnuino article when they see it , is
laboiing under n temporary delusion ,
Of course the men wno live in Wyo
ming are heathen ns a clns * , nnd lot
their hair grow long nnd deserve the
pity nnd commiseration of m ire cul
tivated people , but they would need n
good deal moro genuine sympathy if
they were linked for nil time with
some of the t.inid gazelles who have
written us ou this subject.
AnJEatbotlo Influence.
Puck.
"Yoseir , " ho said , "my grandfath
er was a very peculiar man. Ho was
extremely sensitive to influences that
do not generally affect the other men.
His peculiarity was that his tempera
ment changed according to the hat ho
woro. And ho were nil kinds of
hnU. "
"Ho must have boon a good many
varieties of ono man , " said the listen
er.
er."He WOB. Now , for instance , when
ho were n Derby hat ho was merely
common-plnco. Ho behaved himself
like nn ordinary man , and had no
special characteristics nothing calcu
lated to attract the attention of a bull-
doc , if I ir > ay BO express it. "
"Well , there's nothing peculiar
about thaV
"No ; but just listen : When ho put
on a slouch hat his character changed
entirely. Ho became ruffianly nnd
deeperato , and swaggered around like
n hired bravo or an ndvanco agent out
of a job. His best friends were afraid
of him , and ho only had to put his
sombrero on to .keep away the most
onorcotic bill-collector. "
"If I were like that I'd have n felt
hat riveted to my head , " said the
ol-hor man.
"Then , when'.ho'put on a cap with
a vizor ho became simply low. Ho
used to hang around bar-rooms , al
though ho was n strict temperance
man , and he consorted with car con
ductors and statesmen , and that class
af people. "
"So long as ho didn't associate with
poets it was all right. "
"He never got so low as that. But
you ought to have seen him when ho
put a silk hat on. The moment ho
appeared on the street in a beaver he
looked so respectable that people
used to come up fi > him and ask him
to accept the chairmanship of mass-
me'efings or to servo aa a director of
charitable associations , and on ono
occasion ho was actually arrested on
suspicion of being a bank president. "
"How in it , " inquired the other
man , doubtfully , "that we havenevcr
iVard of your grandfather ? "
' He died youne. The way it hap-
) enod was this ; He once went out in
a silk hat , and a man came along who
nistook him for the receiver ef a sav-
ngs bank who had received all that
was loft of the unfortunate depositors'
noney after the smash-up. This man
struck him on the head and broke
down the hat. It then resembled the
liscouraged looking tile aways worn
) y inebriates on the etago. True to
us peculiarity , my grandfather nt
once became profoundly intoxicated ,
although , as I have said , ho never had
drank a drop in his life , and ho died
n fifteen minutes of delirium tro-
mene. "
"Let us ndjourn to the nearest
bakery , " said the other man ; "nnd I
will purchase the establishment for
,00030 Chinese Coming' ,
fan Fracclsco Call.
The steamship Oceanic , arriving in
this port last Wednesday from China ,
brought Captain B. F , Shcrburno ,
master of the ship Importer , and his
family. The Captain , in conversation
with a reporter on the Chinese ques
tion , eaid thnt in his opinion there had
never heretofore been euch , effurtu
mi'do to promote the exportation nt
Chinese from Hongkong to the United
States us are being put forth at pros
out. Immonue numbers of coolu's
mostly from the Canton district , are
being sent to Hongkong from the in
terior by native ngonts , where they
are taken charge of hy white agents of
sto tmship lines. Great competition
exists between these rival lines for this
class of piKBongors. When the Cip
tain left Hongkong there wore char
terud ono ehij ) , two barks , and two
stodinahips to iond coolies for Portland ,
Oregon , eight large vessels chartered
by D , 0. Mills to carry about 4,000 to
Viotoriii , B. 0 , , and the steamships of
the regular lines were strenuously on.
delivering to secure a conplcmont ot
thii same class of passengers. The
Tokio had pontponed sailing for two
weeks to enublu her to socuic a com
plete load , thu coolies being unwilling
to sail until after the New-Year's fes
tivities. From the Captain's opinion
it may bu inferred that within three
months' 30,000 Chinese will bo lauded
oa the Pacific Coast from China.
Baakllu'i arnica Sal TO.
Din boat , aalvo in the world for outs ,
biuises , pores , ulcers , salt rheum ,
fever sores , tetter , chapped hands ,
ohillblainSj corns and all kinda of
skin eruptions. This aalve IB guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction in
every caao or money refunded. Price ,
25o per bos. For sale by
Omaha.
"WINEOrCARDUl" four times
* H makes a happy household.
GRANT'S MEXICAN RAILUOAD3
Colossal Enterprises Fostered by the
Ex-Prosldont.
Now Orltunn Times r > mocrl.
The very mnccnitudo of the various
projected American railroad enterprises -
prises in Mexico has caused doub s to
ariap in the minds of many practical
business men of this country , andnlso
of our sister republic , as to the probit-
bllitv of their boinq carried to a sue-
c estul termination , The collapse , era
a least the suspension , of .the Palmer-
Sullivan syndicate has caused those
doubts to become moro serious , while
railroad men are numerous who have
asserted that Grant , Gould nnd Huntington -
ington have undertaken moro than
they can at present achieve.
Otncrnl Grant's company hw di-
otdnd upon the Hue of their road from
i o now port on the Gulf const , San
Anton Ltznrdo. to the City of Mexico ,
via L'uobla , nnd from Puobln south to
the city ot Oaxftca. From this latter
point to the Pacific const the line is
not yet definitely settled on. Three
practicable routes nro presented from
OUXROA to llunfulco and La Lngunn ,
but which will be eventually chosen
cm not bo nuthorntivcly stated.
Meanwhile General Grniit is prepared
to bigin work at the now port , while
plans for buildings , workshops , etc. ,
have boon pasacd upon , and orders
have boon given to warn the task ol
unuliim thu line from Sun Anton to
Ptiobla. The Gould-DcGrus road ,
from Laredo to Mier , nlont ; the Rio
Grande , nnd from'tho latter point in n
direction almost directly south to the
City of Mexico , has been surveyed ;
thu plans nnd maps hnvo been sub
mitted to the Mexican Government ,
nhilo the company is impatiently
awaiting the ncajii of the Mexican
authorities to begin work immedintuly ,
In fact , General G. M. Dodge , Presi
dent of the construction company , has
had n force of 500 men lying idle on
the banks of the Rio Grande for
nearly three months , awaiting _ the
approval of his plans by the Mexican
minister. Mr. Uuntmgton's enter
prises , which comprise a vast system
of railroad building in some fifteen or
seventeen different Mexican states ,
may bo considered upon the fiamo
favorable and formal footing Numer
ous surveying parties are at work
along the different divisions of the
lines , while the Huntingtou syndicate
confidently anticipate to have their
construction patties in the field before
the end of three months. Mr. Nick
el-son's company , the Central , hnvo
already conbtructod and put in oper
ation 1 GO miles of road from the City
of Mexico to the classic town of
Quorotaro From thence the greater
portion of the line to Loon , situated
in the center of the republic , is known
to bo graded. The company has
already doi o n great deal of work
from the northern tcrminii * of the
line , Laredo , to the south , nnd con
fidently anticipate the completion of
their entire line from the City of
Mexico to the frontier within two
years. Thus it is plainly evident thnt
these thrco gront Amoricnn enterprises
in.Mexico are formal , and that their
promoters are lending their utmost
energies to the accomplishment of
their gig intio undertakings.
For 7broa Distoanei niitl Coaebf.
"Brown's Bronchial Troches , " like
ill other really good things , are imi
tated , and purchasers ehouid bo caro-
fu' to obtain the genuine article prepared -
pared by John I. Brown & Sons.
marl5deod-lm wlt
ALMOST CRAZY.
How often do we BOO the hardworking
ing father straining every nerve and
muscle , and doing his utmost to sup
port his family. Imagiho his foolinga
tvhen returning homo from a hard
Jay's labor , to find hi family pros-
krato with disease , conscious of unpaid
lectors' bills and dobta on every hand ,
[ t must be enough to drive one almost
: razy. All this unhoppinoss could bo
woidod by using Electric Bitters ,
which expel every disease from the
system , bringing joy and happinoHs to
thousands. .Sold nt fifty cents a bet
Ho. ' - * 'cMnhon. (8) )
Blood-Stalnod Gold.
A heap of blood-stained old nwni >
the intrepid adventurer who has the
nerve and strencth to enter a gloomy
cave near the village of Mount Nebi > ,
ten miles southeast of Young town ,
0. It once belonged to nn unfortu
nate peddler , who was murdered by a
compinion. They had sought refuge
from a tempest in a cave , and the un
suspecting peddlur disclosed the treas
ure in his possession arid then cnlmly
dropped otf to sleep , Tired nnturo s
sweet restorer had not hnd time to
effect any considerable restoration
when the wakeful scoundrel inserted
a knife into his bedfellow's heart. So
far , BO good , but unf ) rtunatoly the
blood , with a tot.il lack of considera
tion , ran nil over the gold nnd lavishly
imbued the murderer's person. Ho
thereupon skipped nut of the cave ,
loavinK the money behind him , nnd
not long nftenvnrd , upon his death
bed , confessed the facts just recorded.
Since then various nttempta to secure
thu treasure Imvo been made , but tone
no purpose. Fulling rocks Iwyo
blocked up the entrance to the cavt- ,
nnd a stnlnnrt ghost koorm gunrd ,
Tlim disagrcoablo apparition hns
thrown eevoral persons into nn ndj.i-
cant brook , nnd up to the present
moment holds the fort against all
comers ,
FliEK OF COST ,
Du. KINO'S NKW DIHCOVKUY for
Consumption , Coughs nnd Colds
Asthma , Bronchitis , etc. , is given
awny in tri.il bottles free of cost to
the afllicted. If you have a bad
cough , cold , difficulty of breathing ,
hoarseness or imy affection of the
throat or lungs by nil menus give this
wonderful remedy a trial. As you
value your existence you cannot
afford to lot this opportunity pass ,
Wo could not aflord , nnd would not
give this remedy away unless wo
know it would accomplish what we
claim for it. Thousands of honoloss
cases have already boon completely
cm od by it. There is no medicine in
the world tliat will euro ono half the
cases that DK. KINO'S NKW DISCOVEUY
will euro. For sulo by
G ) ISH & MoMxnoN , Omaha.
How's the BabrT
"How' the baby ! " "Ilia croup U bet.
ter thla morning , thank you. We K ve
him aoroeof TIIOVIAS' KciEOinio OIL aa
you ftdvlted , doctor , and bball give him
tome more In an hour or ao , " ftext day
the doctor pronounced the youngiter
cured , H-lw
WM. ROGERS' * 4 .K
Manufacturing Company ,
-MAKERS OF TIIK-
Finest Silver Plated Spoons and Forks ,
m
The only and | jHional plate that
original firm on
' is giving for Instance
Rogers Hros.
stance single
All ou < Spoons ,
Forks nnd plntcd Spoon n
Knives plntod triple thloknosa
with the greatest
plate only on
of euro. Each
the B o o 11 o a
lot being hung
on n scale while whore expo d
bolng plated , to to wear , thereby
insure n full do-
making a single
poait of silver or
plated Spoon
them ,
wear as long asa
\Vo would call
a triple plated
.
o.spoolal atten
tion to our HOC- one ,
Rival. Orient. Tioaad
All ( Jrdtrt In the West should b Addrtraed to
A. B. HUBERMANN ,
Wholesale Jeweler ,
OMAHA , - - - - - NEB.
Special Attention
Is Once More Galled to jthe Fact thai
Rank foremost in the West in Assortment and
Prices of
L I
FOR MEN'S , BOYS' AND CHILDREN'S WEAR.
ALSO A COMPLETE LINE OF
Furnishing Goods
Hats and Caps t
Wo aro'propared to moot the demands of the trade In regard to Latest Styles
and Patterns. Fine Merchant Tailoring in Pounoptionjl ; ' ' 1
RESPECTFULLY ,
M. HELLMAN & CO , ,
1301-1308 Farnham and 300 to 312 13th 3t
SPRING AND SUMMER STOCK
OF
Men's. Boys' and Children's ,
Ready for Inspection
-AT-
Palace Clo thing House ,
THE LOWEST PRICES GUARANTEED
1310 Farnnm Street , Near 14th.
M\rlOcod.
JEWELRY AND iOSIG HOUSE.
ANGELL , BOWEN & WHITE.
Fine Watches nnd Clocks , PinnoB , the Stock nnd others ,
Diamonds nt Iniportura' 1'ricos. Oigana , Whitnuy & llolmos.
Jownlry , most Artistic Styloa. Musio Hooks , Shout Music.
Silvurwaro , an Uln ant Stock , Accnrdians , Violins.
Spoctaolua , K > u Glasses , 1(0. Fiutes nnd Fifi a , Guitars.
Opera OliiBBca , Ohoioo Asaortmont , Music Hoxoa , Harmonicas.
Engraving , in Host Styles. Voilin Strjnps , Guitar Strings , &o.
Fiuo llopiiring a Spcciulty. InducemontH Superior to others.
PiicoB in i'lain Figures. Our Motto , "Plain Figures. "
4JTAB wecoiiy nonenf our compet'tors STYLK3 or advertisement * we politely re-
( jiieat a return of the compliment.
Opera House Block , ANGffi LL , BO WEN & WHITE.
S. W. WYATT
WHOLESALE AND HETAIL DEALER IN
rLath , Shingles ,
SASH , DOORS , BLINDS AUD MOULDINGS ,
15th and Ouming Sts. , OMAHA , NEB
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