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OMAHA BEE : FKI U A Y FEBRUARY 10 The Omaha Bee Published every morning , exctptBondiky. The only Monday morning dally. TKKMS JJY One Viar . $10.00 I Three Monlhs.$3.0C Bli Months. 5,00 1 One . . l.OC TUB WEEKLY BEK , published er. liKUMS POST 1'AID- One Year. . ? 2.00 I ThrecMontb-i. . K Bit Month . 1.00 | One . . . OUIIHKSI'UN'DKNOK All Commnnl. intiims relntinn to News nnd Ixlllorinl mnt- n riinnhi 1)0 nddroiwed to the KlHTOB of TUB HFE. BUSINESS LKTTiniS-All Hiiilnc * nhniild bo ml- Letter ? mill HrmUtAnrc * dressed to THE OMAHA 1'nnusiitNO Con- PAJfT , OMAHA. Draft * , Checks nml Post- otBcc OnloiR to 1)0 tnmlo payable to the order of the Company. OMAHA PUBLISHING 00 , , Prop'rs F. . ROSEWATER , Editor. B HUNT has formally resigned. The entire country will bo oven more resigned over tlio fact limn Mr. Hunt. THK closer the ties which bind Omnhn to Northern Nebraska the bet' ter it will bo for both parties con cerned. SUHAN U. ANTHONY is about to celebrate - obrato her birthday , llccent diacov- cries in the Egyptian tombs thro * considerable light upon the data ol that interesting event. KKLIOIOK and politics never mix well in an' educational pudding , and the sooner Nebraska wakes up her state regents to the fact the hotter for the university. the slugger cleared $0,000 from his prize light victory and hie friends a hundred thousand or so ir addition. Next to editing a papoi prize fighting must bo classed as the most lucrative of fashionable employ1 monts. * Mit. HI.AINK is very coolly waiting for the full publication of the Chili Peru diplomatic papo rs. It will thoi bo aeon who was and who was not in torcstod in the unsayoryguano claims Mr. lllaino's friends need have n < anxiety na to the outcome. , THK VVashingtor Post says that tin Omaha Herald is known "as the nox friend of Mr. Til'don. " Correct ! We always got as close to the dealer ai possible. Herald. But that little attempt to stock th cards and turn up the Oregon truin ] in the campaign of 70 didn't ' worl even with the help of the doalor. THE dodging on the tariff qucstio : when congress once plucks up coura to tackle the question will bo the live host game of "squat tag" ever doon ii Washington. A number of the congressmen grossmon arc postponing the consideration oration of "important business" unti the subject is reached when drawin to "pairs" will bo the principal ordo of the day. DAKOTA is indignant ever the pan sago of the sonata bill to attach pot tions of Todd and Gregory countic in that territory to Nebraska. A half of Dakota's inhabitants nro noi in Washington lobbying for the pat sago of an act to endow the torritor with statehood any further dccroas in the population is naturally viewo with alarm by the rural press and th country merchants. IT is rumored that llobbins of th Inter Ocerfn washstand notoriety feel certain of receiving the surveyor goi oralship of Arizona. If Mr. Uobbini prediction comes no near fulfillmoi : as his prophesy that Nebraska \voul send a strong Grant delegation to tli Chicago convention , ho need not bi gin to pack his valise or purchase ticket to Santa Fo for some tiino t come. TUB committee appointed to inve tigato Senator Sherman's troasut contingent fund expenditures ha\ boon cross-examining the porjun Pitnoy. Mr. Sherman is confidei that his official term will boar tli closest scrutiny. When John She man's word is placed against that < an acknowledged dead boat and swim ler the public will not take long < make up their mind as to whic speaks the truth. OUK dispatches cpntain the rumi that the Chicago , Burlington Quincy management are about to lua the Denver & Rio Grande system at connect it with their trunk line fro Chicago to Denver. The report h in it many of the elements of prob bility. Both systems have been < the most friendly of terms for soi past and not long pgo were undt stood to Lave entered upon an offc BIVO and defensive alliance to nhu trafUc. Should the consoh Jation to place the Burlington managcmu will control a. continuous line of ro from Chicago to Salt Lake wi branch lines into every imports mining district * of Colorado , Wi ouch a system the Burlington ma ageinent would not permit the J maining link between Salt Lake ai tho' Pacific to remain long unoco jpiod. A PUBLIC NEED- Omaha needs n market house ; she neoth n good system of pavomonla and a proper extension of her sewerage system to meet the sanitary require ments of a grout and growing city. Hut moro than nil thosn , she needs united action of her citizens in inau gurating and maturing plans neces sary for her growth and development. Omaha wants moro public spirit. She wants less factionalism , fewer cliques , whoso only aim is self inter est , and more men who nro willing to think and act for the best interests of the entire community. No one is disposed to deny that our city is growing rapidly and steadily. Its development in every line of trade and industry within the pant live years has boon nothing if not marvellous. Homo and foreign capi tal has been expended in planting in vestments which are already giving profitable returns , and which at the name time are distributing thousands of dollars among 'hundreds of homes in our midst. Our business houses have bean compoMcd to increase their accommodations in order to deal with the natural growth of trade. Brick , stone and iron nre replacing the wooden structures on our streets. Water works have at last boon secured - cured for the protection of our dwell ings and the convenience of our citi zens. Now lines of railroads are pointing in our direction whoso coin ing will open up additional fields for trade to our merchants. There is every promise of a now era of pros perity , of commercial growth and in dustrial activity , to which the years that are past will afford no parallel. Hut Omaha's growth has been large ly gained in the face of the opposi tion of her citi/.ona. The interests of the city at largo have been given into the hands qf a few public spirited and enterprising residents while a largo portion of our wealthy and well- to-do citizens have been content to stand aside and reap the benefits of the enemy and labor of others. Some have not boon content with this course. A persistent fight has been waged by a numbar ot fossilized citi zens against every scheme for public improvement which necessitated the expenditure of money or the loaning of the puDlic credit on behalf of the city , while the very same parties have been the first to udvocato the bonding of the city to corporations and the donation of its rights and franchises to the monopolioa. It is his high time that our citizens should awaken to the possibilities which ho within their grasp. What the future will be , how great the de velopment of our natural resources , and how extensive the aid which ether sections of the country will give to the increase of ourmunicipalgrowth all these matters lie in our own hands and must bo decided within a few years to como. Concert of action on the part of our citizens , universal and 'outspoken interest in municipal aiVUira by our tax payers , a far sighted public policy which ia willing to invest a thousand dollars in order to reap a re turn of a hundred thousand , tlm sup pression of immediate self interest foi the general benefit and a determina tion that wlmtuver is done shall be done for the future ns well ns for the present with such sentiments ani mating the citizens of Omalm thu growtli of our city in assured , and its porman'cncy as the great commercial metropolis of the trans-Missouri conn- try will soon become a certainty. SOUK of the delegate's to thu Statu Alliance muoting recently held lit Hustings wont homo much dissatisfied with the proceedings in some respects. Rosewater , the farmer of the Oiniihn JlKK , was there and took im activu part in Bhnpini ; the convention. JJu opposed the inaujtiration of an inde pendent anti-monopoly party in thu ntnte , and his private uilvicu was tu pack thu party caucuses if possible , and if this could not be successfully accomplished , then to jot ; up a third party. So says Mr.V. . F. Hucht , ol Vork county. lloiowntor will uiv doubtodly try very hard to get on the delegation to the next stnto con. volition , and if lie auccocds will undertake dortako to run the convention. If he fails in that ho will follow the exam pie of the so-called republicans ol Suward county and bolt the action ol the convention. Uluo Valley Blade , The only word of truth inthoabovi f it the assertion that llosewatcr oppos ed at the prusunt tiino the inaugura tion of an independent anti-nionopol ; ' party in the state. The editor of th' Due was an invited f-uostat the Hast ings convention ami the only part In took in shaping the proceedings o that body was'tho delivery of n ipooc ] at the request of the olllcorn of th Farmers' Allianco. His advice , botl public and private , may bo found i thu published proceedings of th meetings. Every member of the Hastings con volition kno-v just what Kosowater' ' views wore on the third party idea hi fore ho delivered them. Ho has 01 rote pressed .them tiino and again in Tu tent UIK : B'IIICO the organization of tli nt formers' alliance , and lias urged th id legitimate oxprossionof public opinio in the choice of candidates throng the party caucus ondconvontion. II has advocated the nomination by n publicaim of none but anti-monopo ] republican ! , and the selection by dun ocraU of none but anti-monopoly don cerate. Where thia plan was imposs bio on account of the corrupt ii finances of the corporations ho hns commended the Biipixirt of the beat men on nn indcpendnnt ticket , irre spective of party wherever such n course was pra'cticablo or nflbrdcd any hope of success. There was nothing in any way private about UICHO views of llosowator , and they wcroondorsed very generally by the Hasting's coiv volition as sound , safe and sensible. ANOTHER I < 1ND GRAB SCHEME Mr. Uelford'u ' bill to lease arid ant desert lands lying went of the lOOtl meridian is n hugo land grnbbinf Bchomo hidden behind the mask of i pretended public benefit. Accordiii } to its proviflions the secretary of tin interior is authorized to luano to an citizen of the United States a tract eland land not exceeding 5,000 acres withii tho'dcsort or and region of the publii domain , located in the state of Cole nido , for not moro tlmn ton years , n a. rental per annum of four cents po aero payable quarterly in advance under such regulations ns thu sucrc tary may prescribe ; a failure o n tin part of the lessee to inako such pny incut , to operate as a forfeiture of tip loaso. Upon the expiration of tin luaso the secretary of thu interior i uthomcd to Bull such tract in quan Hies not exceeding 040 acres , and fo price not exceeding § 1.25 per acre r to renew the lease for a secom crm of five years , provided the lease as reclaimed the land and placci liurcon improvements ; ho shall b nlitlod to renewal Jor the aubscquon cried or periods of not moro thai on years each - the land so leased nee o embrace timber or mineral lands. Judge .Belford supports his bill 01 ho ground that under its provision ndividual capital will bo brought t ocluimylnt is now a desert want nd the government will secure a rev nuo from n quarter from which i ow draws nothing. lie points to th 'act that the lauds at present are oc upiod for cattle and sheep raising with ut the sanction of law and states tha ho main object of his bill is to lugal : o this occupation and to protect th ights of thosu thua engaged from on roachmont and irtcrfurence. Tin' lir.K calls upon the Nobrask ulcgation in Washington to oppos .his . measure Its object is a lam monopoly of the largest sizo. Tli ortain result of its passage would bi .ho locking up of millions of acres o ho public domain in the hands of i ow capitalists at n merely nominu ontrtl to tha government. Our graz ig lands up to the present time havi juon free to all. The smallest in eaters in the cattle and slice ] raising business have beei con equally us welcome to their ua as the largest cattle kings. The at oncu of any monopoly of the gren nnges has stimulated the busince until the value of cuttle exported hn ncroasud from § 505,719 in 1872 t SM,30-1,10 ; ! in 1881 and the vuluo cheep hoop from $7 , r 92 to § 702,032. Thi great growth has only been rundoru possible by thu free use of the unoc cupiud public domain which the go\ rnmunt 1ms iill'orded to all comer : There are no good reasons why th policy should bo changed now. The measure introduced by Juclg Bulford and reported favorably by th lommittue on public lands is first c all an attempt to monopolize the ca ! lo and sheep ranges and prevent an 'urther extension of the grazing bus less among smaller investors. It i another step in the line of monopol which is already the curse of thn mien ion and which has extended to over branch of trade , commerce and tram portntion. In thu second place it is langurous menace to the agriculturn nturests of the region covered by il provisions. The furms "desert laiide mvo covurod many gigantic steals i hues past and thu pruaunt instance : lot likely to prove any exception t : > nst oxporioncos. Twenty years a he most furtilo portions of Nobrask , voro considered an arid desert and i u only within n few youra that prai icul experiments in tarmini ; ha\ proved that lands west of Nort Platte [ and Kearney are available ft purpososot.cultivation. Judgoliolford bill would at once take out of tli market for homestead and pro-oni ] tion millions of acres of lands whic could readily and economically 1 utilized for agriculture and plat them in the hands ot a few cnpitalis whoso only improvements will consii in improving the breed of cattle an flhoop which monopolize the va tracts practically donated by thu t'oi , eminent. Congress has already been disgrace sulliciuntly by its reckless donation i the public domain to corporatioi and Htock jobbing rings of capitalist The people dusiro to be heard on tl question and their voice is unanimoi against any further squandering i the nations possessions. THK city council has boon asked vacate suvontoon foot on each side the upper part of Farnam Btroot , I ginning at the city limits and oxtun ing a mtlu and a half in an eastei direction. This would leuvo a wid of sixty-six foot , which the ownorj adjacent property atlirm is sullinie for all purposes of traffic to and frc thu city. TIIK BEE is opposed to t proposed change. It sees no go reason why the struct should not 1 loft at its present width. Building is rapidly reaching along upper Farnam street and plans arc being laid for making every portion of the thorough fare available for business purposes , Farnam is the only street in the city which is laid out at a uniform width of one hundred foot for a distance of three miles from its origin. It has been the intention of the county com- tniflsioncrs as far ns possible to bring to it nil the country trallic and to this end they have been improving the roadways leading to the city through upper Farnnm street. On this account they nro very seriously opposed to any narrowing of the thoroughfare and the grounds of their opposition arn plainly for the best interests , not only of the immediate property owners on the street , but of Omaha itself. The city council should sit down on the peti tion with n loud thud. The Georgia Independents. ' Clat eland Liadcr , The stixtu election in Georgia does not take place until October , but the opening speech of thu campaign against the bourbon democracy was made at Augusta by Hon. W. H. Ful ton on Monday night last. Mr. Ful ton was n whig as long as that party existed , and then a Unionist. Ue was oppojed to the rebellion , but uf- tor its suppression acted with the democratic party. Ho was elected to congress as an independent democrat in 1874 , re-olectcd as an out-nnd out independent in 187 < > and 1878 , and was defeated in 1880 by a democratic candidate , while running on an Independent ticket. An audience of over five thousand people gathered to hear him on Monday , and applauded his speech , which laid emphasis on the necessity of overthrowing the Bour bon ring in Georgia. lie said that Indopondontism meant that the people - plo should bo the masters and not the slaves of the politicians. Ho de nounced the poll tax law and the bourbon frauds on the ballot box , nnd advocated froeo schools and a tnrilF to protect our homo industries. * The platform thus outlined is ono which will grow rapidly in favor in Georgia , the most prosperous and intelligent state in the south , and wo have strong hopes that that state mav yet he re deemed from Bourbon rule. As he closed his speech and stepped from the platform , hundreds of those pres ent stopped up and congratulated him upon his effort. There is little doubt buUthat his speech will have a won- durful eili'ct in Georgia , and will add hundreds of strong und powerful men to the fast tilting ranks of the inde pendents. Ho has received invita tions to Columbus , Mncon and At lanta. Rural and Municipal Population. St. Louis Republican. A census bulletin gives the total population of the 100 largest cities in the United States having over 20,000 inhabitants at 9,098,000 , which' ie nearly one-fifth the whole population of the country. The total increase oi population in tho.country in the last decade was 12,000,000 , and 2.390.00C of this was in the 100 cities. The figures are pointed at as an indication of an excessive crowding of people into cities from the rural districts. But it Is doubtful if there is any niort such crowding going on in this country than elsewhere. No doubt there are thousands of persons in every largo American city who contribute nothing to the aggregate of useful 1 humon clTort , who do nothing in the way of earning an honest living , and nre mere drones in the social hive , Of the 9,000,000 , persons constitutinc the population of these 100 cities , 1,000,000 could -be spared , and the cities bo better oil' without them. But it is not clear that the rural dLs tricta would be bettor oil * with them as the majority of them would bo at f averse to earning a fair living then us they are in the cities. Botl the rural regions and the citio : are able to absorb a largo nuiu bur of steady , reliable and willing workers , and to pay good wages t ( f them and this will bo the case foi many years to come. But the taski of life are constantly growing men exact and complex ; oven farming hai ceased to bo the rude , clumsy businosi it once was , and became a vocation ii 1 which skill and accuracy are required It is these increasing exactions tha nro swelling the ranks of idleness will unambitious and indolent persons win choose riithor to be dronics than qual ify themselves for skilled tasks There nru seasons when the farmiii ) .listriuts need a large extra supply o labor but the introduction of niach ineryinto agriculture suppliua a fore which is not to bu overlooked. Ou aggregate of farm products is con stantly und largely increasing , a fuo which shows that the labor supply 01 farms is not materially impaired b ; the crowding of population into cities and the fact that our farmers are abl not only to furnish an abundant sup ply of ohoap food at homo , but to sent an enormous surplus abroad and undersell dorsell British , French and Gcrmai farmers in their own markets , show with what effect machinery is not used in the cultivation of the soil nn < the production ot food. STATE JOTTINGS. The Bluoumb luw U practically a dca letter nt Sidney , The bread anil water diet ditperaeil th trumps around Lincoln , The Wayne Review will uhortlv have B oilicebuilding of its own , The editress of the tJraud Inland Imlt iioudunt ia dangerous y ill , OTclt'H Herdic line in Lincoln has bee told t o the llohaimu llrix. The treaaurer of Ouster county figure Its total indcbteduoflu at $2,733.50. Tlie Ord Independent has turned deini crut and moved to O'Connor , Ureele otinty. The Dlxoii county land league hav ( iirwunledSllO to the frith World relit fund. Joe LomlliiBou , living near O'Neill Citj wan buried alive by the caving of a wellb \vua cleaning , There are mote town lots eclltnn in Kali fk'lil uow than at any time since the tow wan laid out. ; ' 1 The rebldenco of John Fox , at lUstnj was destroyed by lire recently. The h mate * barely escaped helug burued t death. Last week throe hunters slauylitere thlrty-eluht buffalo near the line ot the 1 Ac JI. railroad and peddled the meat amen the railroad gnulera. With a new and commodious bcL < building and n , brick block of twu-ttory butincfti liouno' . Bloomlngtnn dona a met ropolitan itiit of the latest cat. Nel > rrnVn City l taking hugo progres sive ntiiilei with the approach of tprlng. ' ho leading citizens have organized a board nf trade , with Julian Mctcalf M president. , A correM'rmdpnt nt Onl write * : "Wo have enjoyed splendid wonther BO far tlih winter , Uurtownisgr wing fa-tj we have a irrht mill , a bank , two olnirches i nd fifteen burnesH hoiifes. A thmnlth and a larneiB-maker would do well hern. " A KongAtum was produced In Hooper nn Sunday uhru Sheriff Oregg drove through .own with a man apparently dead in hi- Miggy. The utory noon Hprcad that he had rucked a cicHperado "ml had killed him to IFictliln capture. The man was dead 'runk. A e-.rre pnmlent , at Wahoo writes ai foi- own : "liiifinens in good. Corn is ddwn , n -t.t cents , bccaus" ot railroad innnopoliuj .nd pooling on freit'hts. I hero linn been iincn Rpeciilutlon hcru for to pa t few ys over thn prospect of a new ra Iroml , in thrro ure two parti B aurveini ; In thin otixty at pro cnt , and both evciu lo ho xtriimly noii-coninii'al , John Sherman , i "typo" in tlie Trlliuno ollice , had bis land badly crushed In the job prest. It In niil that Kd , J , Hall IB going tn resurrect ho Times. 1'orfcr Brlghain , in tlie name of lad , who hat gained a little more notoriety than UHimlly falls to a boy of his age. and grounded on facts nut at all creditable to liinmelf. Hu recently escaped f om the Kearnov rcfo in scion ) , but was tracked aiu ! again captured at Columbus. Here ho WHS temporarily jailed , b'lt during the fir t night of his confinement ho Lrokn the bare nnd nkippcd for thcr fieldH. "J-'uot- 'nc It" over the prairies proved too tedioun , o ho raided a larmer'H xtablo. Huddled tlio cat n ig and disappeared , OCCIDENTAL JOTTINGS. CALIFORNIA. I/is Angeloi is nezotiating for thu clec- lie light. The hotel nnd restaurant keepern of Los Angelex have protented against the milk monopoly , and are having milk shipped 'rotn other partn of the Htatc. In conneimence of llio railroad coanpa- nita not having pal t any state and county taxes for the pat two ycaiH the Kresno public Hchools will bo compelled to closu in 'ho course of a month. The Nehalloil wells are producing ibodt 200 barrels per day at prettent , and he ] ) .ofit , overaiui above all expenses , is i ] > er bai rcl , thus making $ 100 per day : lear profit. 'i Chines < cat italiits have purchased -4,000 acres of l nil in San Mateo county ; 800 coollenvill bi employed to cultivate it. Similar Hclieiuen in other counties cause mu h imeusintMs nmoni ; white fanners. A company for the purpone of canning niitH n il tal i on is a new and iniortant ) industry jiut estalilihed at Sacramento. The CHtnb iihment is B very extensive one , with facilities for using hundreds of tons if frnitH and funiishing einployment to .1 ; rent mmiber nf men aud women. OREGON. The contrict for railroad worV between Umiitilla and Buker City was closed lust iveek. JackHonvilh U the 1 ite.st place to | > a .sn curfew ordln nee , and bnyH under eighteen mist now I e home ) > y S o'clock ) ) . : n. , II he police should choose to enforce tha w. Ci'mmiHsiin merch.inta estimate the urplus potatoo crop in Oregon and Wash. in ton territory at from 3."i,0.0 to 10,000 it.ickv , of uhiuh three-fourths will pioba- bly bo stripped. Foreign expoitof the Columbia rive in .fanuary were $1,015,988 , in twehty vessels , whose cargoen were entire y ol wheat , excpt three , which had who t and Hour. Kx ports in January , 1881 , amcuuted to $187-125 , .kpt ; John Q Adix'DB , chief signal oflj. cer of the department of the Columbia , it RUrveying for the government telegraph line from Cape Disapp'iintment , at tlu north entrance f tlio Columbia river tc Oukpoint , vvheic it will connect with the Portland and Astoria line. . WASHINGTON TERRITORY. Washirgtou cotl is being thipped ti San Ki.inciaco in largo quantities. The total atiSt-HKinent of \ \ : dla Walk county for 1881 , was S 1C'J,780. : ! On thisn total tux f SS.n7'-IS ' ) was 1. vied. Mrs. ICli/.a Fiedler , her daugbtei K'uma , nga < l 19 , : xnd her young eon were burned to death liist week in their home , fi.ur miles from Wnll.i Walla. , T. L. HaUett mperintendent of con structiun < > f the Noithern Pacific , te'e ' graphs that snow in five feet deep Ii O'atk'n Koik , but grading proceeds with out interruption. It costs 40 cents to c rry 100 pounds o wheat from Walla Wulla to Portland , nn < only 10i to'i centR to tnko the aanii amoui.t from Chicago to New York bj ruil , or from St. Louis to Liverpool b ] barge and nulling veiNtl. NEVADA. About 150 feet of snow-sheds in th Hlcrr..H were carried away the otlie diy by HIIOW slides , and tlio overland trains de Inytd a few hours , The Virg ni.v Chronicle says that dur ing the twelve years tha Virginia A Truckeo railroad haH been in operation IK ims-ungcr has leen killed or Herionsl ; Injured , except the result uf his own care A ma ricd man is a genuine novelty I ; Moore's Hut. An Irishment recently im porte a wife from Dublin , and nfter th ceremony the bridegroom Inla processioi on the shouldera ot two stalwart bach clera. parade I the ma u street of the towi unit linallv brought up at the Iprincipo taluon , where hovm placed on the bn und remained on exhibition two hours. NEW MEXICO. llii-h mlcainlned , exist near Cerillos. Albuquerque will make ice by nu tlmiery. Woman suffrage Ix not yet ripe in th territory. 'I he legislature Hhelved a prt position of the kind. It Is estimated that the Bunko gang a Lamy havH filched about 820,000 from th pockets of travelers over the hjn.na Urn Trinidad ( Col. ) coal is used on most c the railroads , for want of a better nrlicit KiulmH ore frtquently choked up an stalled between ktatlcum. The cinder ( the co I is M > tough that It cannot h shaken through the grilles. WYOMING. A case ot BUI til pox at Medicine lo < almost depopulated the town. "Kvrosene Kritz , " the noted cx-aldei man nf Omaha , la Hicixm a harvest c coin at Kvnnaton. He is building an ai ditloutuhls hotel 10x70. No now developments In reference totb Kftfo robbery at Kawllns The count commlsslonerii have offered a reward i 8.r > 00 for the apprehension of the robhen MISCELLANEOUS. HiiL'ineeni ut the Utah it Norther coiulilett'il the survey to Helena n the a I. Eleven thousand head of cattle wet hhiopeil from CJIemlivo this Bcason , an 13 000 head of sheep. The town of Tar Flut , In Arizona. Is loonier. It has a population of si nalooni , one re Uuraut , one wash-houai one barber xhop and three undertakers. The owner of a nhootlng gallery In Dei ver struck the center at long rnge , bi the bullet first went through the head < his brother , killing him in.tantly. Will. L. Vissoher will soon begin tb publication of u weekly paper In Denvs : devoted to humor , the drama and art. 1 111 be entitled Hello , The title page will > e very novel and pretty , A huge mattodon wan uncovered In a nnd drift on the route of the Oregon Miort Ine in Idaho. Among other * 1 * a thigh one , which hai been cent to Yale college. > ii not entire , and therefore cannot be iven. There are alto several teeth , mo of which measures twche lnchc > in ength and six Inches wide and three inches liik. SlttNNY MEN. "Wells' Health lloiiowcr , " greatest rumody on uurth for iinpotunco , lean- ( . as , suxual debility , &o. Ono dollar nt druggist's. Depot , C. P Good- nil. (5) ( ) STEREOTYPED HUMOR. V St. Louie Pnpor on Some Famous Writers. t , Louli Post-Dispatch. It is a sad fact that American liu- iiorists , na n chss , rcaomblo prcco- iouB childrun. Let them do ono hing at which the world laughs , nnd liey will repent the performance over ixgnin with the persistence of n mad miikerim ; to plunso which makes ustifmblo homicide n relaxntiou na veil ns n duty. Stnnloy Huntloy's 'Spoopoiidyko ' Tapers" wore good at Irat , but anybody could write hem now. The humor is strictly mnchino work , but "Mr. Spoopon- lyko" grinds nwny nt. his comparison nill with a fresh und breezy convic- ion that his fun deus not pall upon epetition. Mark Twain'a jpkea nro ho result of a plnin , chemical for- nuln ; given a man n chair , n dark light and n tumble , nnd n grammar chool boy could construct n witticism which Mr. Clemens would swear wns us own. Bill Nye has his little ro- icipt for humor , just ns George W. ? ock has his , nnd Peck oould write Syo'a stuff just ns Nye ould write Eugene Field's , or Aleck Swnrt write Josh Billings's. What wo complain of is that there ia no spontaneity nboul recent humorous writers. These amusing gentlemen would as soon think of tampering with ho Lord's prayer na altering the form undo or expression of their writ. ? hey seem to think that when they mvo n good thini ; they should stick to t. A patented style of humor may , as the country grows older , pass ns an loirloom in certain families , and it would bo no surprise to UB , were wo o revisit the palo glimpses of the noon five centuries hence , to discover descendant of Stanley Huntlcy writing that nil "Mrs. Spoopendyke" iccded to bo Eve was to _ add n few ears to her ngo. "A Wonderful Etfoot" AWUA.N , Mich. , Juno 80 , 1881. H. II. Warner it Co. : Sirs Your 3afo Kidney and Liver Cure has had : ho most wonderful effect upon my wife , who hns been troubled for thret or four years with a kidney and liver difliculty. F. A. FKIWIUSON. febTlweod The Oldest Iilstablished BANKING HOUSE IN NEBRASKA. Caldwell , Hamilton & Co. , Business tr&nevctrd name aa Ui t of an lucor lorated rank. Accounts kept In ciirriucy or gold siihjict t > iVht chock without not'co. Ccrtlficatca ol dctiosit ssuod pA\nblolu three ilx and twelve momhp , jcarlnc Intenat , or oi demand without Interest Advances made to customura on miprovod eticu rltlcs at market rates of Interest. Buy anil neil gold , bills of exchange , government mont , state , county and city bonds. Draw sight drafts on England , irrland , grot and , and all parU of Kuropc. Sell European passage tickets COLLECTIONS PROIIITLV U Of. aucldt United States Depository x xxcsv NationalBank OP OMAHA. Oor. 13th and Farnam Sta. OLDEST BANKINO K3TAI1L1SHMENT fl OMAHA. 8UCOES8OR8 TO KOUNTZE ROTHEHS. 8TAEUSUI1I 1860. Urbanized u a National Dank Auvujt 20 , Ibti CAPITAL AND PROFITS OVER EOO OOl OrnCBlU AND DIKRorORM KOUNTZII , President. AUUUUTDS Kousrzx , Vice President. II. W. YATKA , Cashier. A. J. PoprtnTON , Attorney , JOHN A. CniiaiiTON. F. H. DAVIS , Anil Thl bank rticolvua deposits wlthon regard t mounts. Issueatlme certificates bearing Interest. Draws drafts on San Francisco and prlncliu cities qt the United States , also London , DuhUr hdlnburgh anl the principal cities ot the coot ncnt ot Kutop : . Sells pan Qer tickets for amlgrantalby thu It man line , mavldlf Sioux City & facifr XCAJCXdEC.0. THE SIOUX OITY ROUTI lluns a Holla Train Through from Council Bluffs to St. Haul Without Change'Time. Only 17 Hour * . IT w UILE8 TUB SHORTEST BOUT ! COUNCIL BLUFFS TO 3T. PAUL , U1NNEAPOL1B DULUTH on BISMARCP ami oil pol"t In Northern Iowa. Minnesota an Dakota. This line U equipped wlm the Imp " Wcattuifhoiua Automatic Air-brake and Ullli Platform Coupler and lluflor : and for SPEED , SAFETY AND COilFOBT It uniuriMksscd. Pullman Paloco Bleeping Cai run throuThWlTHOUTCIIANaE between K i s City and St. Paul , via Council BluOe an 81T ln.ltleave Union Pdfle Tran.fer at Com ell UluOii , at 7S5 : p. in. dally on arrival of Kanii City , St. Joseph and Council Huff * train froi the Sou b. Arrlvlnir at HlouK City 11S6 p. m and at the New Uulon Depot at St. Paul at 1 ! : ! TKN'nOUUS IN ADVANCE 0F ANT.OTIIE BOUTK * larRememker In toklnir the Sioux City Roul voueet a Through Train. The Shortest Lin the Quick wt Time and a Comfortable Hide In tl Through Can between COUNCIL BLUrre AND ST. PAUL. fSee that your Ticket ! read il the "Slou City and Paclflc lUllioad " jr. 8. WATTLES , J , R. BUCHANAN Sui > erliitendent Oen'l Pasi. Aifcnl. P. K. ROBINSON , AM' Oen'l Past. A l. , UlNourl Valley , lei a. J. II. O'BR VAN , South * Mtern Agent , Couucl Ulufii.Iow * HOUSES Lots , Lands. For Sale By BEMIS , } FIFTEENTH AND DOUGLAS 8TS , , , No. 268 , Full lot fenced and with email lmld ) < nu on Capitol Au < nuc near 25th vtrcct , 8700. No. 257 , LIURC lot or block 295 by 270 tfct on. Inmllton , near Irene street , $2K > 0. No. 2&U , Full corner lot on Jones , near 16th * trect , 33,000. No. 253 , Tw o lots on Center street , near Cum- lie street , W'O. ' No. 252 , Lot on Spruce Htnet , near Otli street , , $050. $050.No. . 251 , T o lots en Scuuril , near King street. . ! sr.o. sr.o.No. . 251 } , Lot on Sananl , near King ttrcet. . 350. 350.No. . 2 > 9 , Half lot on Doiliro , near llth street ,100. No. 247 , Four beautiful resilience loto , near- CrelKhton College ( or Mill sells parole ) , $8,000. No. 248 , T o lots on CtmTlcs , near Curalnj trcpt , $400 each. No. " 10J , Lot on Idaho , near Cumlng street * . . noo. noo.No. . 245 , One aero lot on Cuming , near button * trcct , 8760 No. 244 , Lot on Farnhatn , near 18th Btroel , S4.000. No. 243 , Lot Gfl by 133 feet on College street , , near St. Marj's Avtnuo , ? 560. No. 242 , Lot on Douglas , near 26th stroci , , * 375. 375.No 241 , Lot on Fnrnham , near 2Gth a.reel , 760. 760.No. . 240 , Lot 60 by 09 feet on South Avenue , . lear Ma on street , 8550. No. 239 , Corner Irt on Ilur , near 2""d jtrcet . $2,500. No. 233 , 120x132 feet on Harney , near 24th. tree ( will cut It up2,400. ) . No. 235 , 71x310 feet on Sherman Avenue 16th street ) , near Grace , 1,000. No. S64 , Lot on Douglas street , near23d $750. , No. 232 , Lot on I'ler eireet , near Scvtnrd , $500. No. 231 , Lot40zGO ( ect , near C.pitol Avenue ind 22J street , SI ,000. No. 227 , Two lots on Dciatur , marlrenu Mrcci ! 20l ( and $175 each. No. 223 , I ot 143 30-110 by 441 feet on Sherman Avenue (10th strict ) , near Grace , 82,400. No. 220 , Lot 23xbU feet on Dodge , near 13th itrcct , make an offer. No. 217 , Lot on 23d street , near Clark , $500. No 210 , Lot on Hamlltor , near Klnir , .8800. Nu. 209 , Lot on 16th , near Nicholas' street , $500. $500.No. No. 207 , Two loto on 10 b , near Pacific street $1M > 0 No. 205Two lota on Castillar , near 10th street , $150. $150.No. No. 201 , beautiful nsldenco lot on Division street , near Coming , $350. No. 203 , Lot in Blunders , near Hamilton street , $850. No. 199 j , tot 16th street , near Pacific , $600. No. IDs } , Three lota on Sounders street , neai So ward , $1,300. No. 193) ) , Lot on 20th ttreet , near Sherman- 835. 835.No. No. 1941 , Two lo'a on 22d. near Grace street $000 c ch. No. 19U , two lota on King , near Hainilt stri-ct , gl.iiOO. No. 1021 , two lots on 17th street , near Whit Lead WtrKs , 81,050. No. lh8J , one full block , ten lots , near thu barracks - racks , $400. No. 191 , lot on Parker , near Irune street , $300. No. Ib3 , two lota on Cans , near 21at street , ( irllt viteo. ) SO.i.OO. No. 181 , lot on Center , near Cumlng street. . $300. $300.No. . 1EO , lot on Pier , noir Seward street , $060. No. 175 , lot on Sherman avenue , near Izord strtut , Sl,4rO. No. 174 j , lot on Cass , near 14th , $1,000. No. 170 , lot on Pacific , near 14th street ; make- offers. No. ICO , six Iota on Far'-him , near 24th struct $1 45 > to $2,000 each. No. 103 , full block on 20th street , no * race course , and three lots In Ciso's addition near Sauimcn and Caealus ttroets , $2,000. No. 129 , lot on California street , near Crclgb on toiler , ? 425. * o. 127 , acre lot , near the head of St. Mary'- acniic , $3,000. No. 128 , bout two acres , near the head of St. Jlarj'saxcnue , $1,01" . No. 126 , lot on 18th street , near White LcatV Works , $526. No. 124 , sixteen lota , near ehot tower on the- Ucllcvuc road , $7fiper ot. No. 122 , 132xl3v ! feet (2 ( lots ) on ISth stroat , car Poppleton's , ? ltOO. No. 11" , thirty half aero lota In MiUa.nl and Caldwell'i. additions on Sherman a > cnue , Spring , and Saratoga streets , near the end of grcer street car track , 8801 to $1,200 each. No. 89 , lot on Chicago , near 2'2d street , $1,500' No. 83 , lot on Caldvtell , near Sauudcrs Btrcct' { 800. 800.No. . 80 , corner lot on Charles , near Saundcrn- Btreet , 8700. No. 8 % lot on Izard , near 21st , .with two em nouses , $2,400. No. 83 , two lota on 10th , near Plcrio Rtrce $1MJO. No. 78 , three lots on Hartley , near 10th street , ? 2,0 i ( ) . No. 70,80x132 feet on 0th strict , near Luwcn- worth btreit , $3,000. No. 7) , Gflxb2 feet , on Pacific , near 8th street , . $3.1 ' 00. No. 9 , 60x132 feet , on Douglas street , IICAT 10th , $2,500. No. 00 , eighteen lots on 21st , 22d , 2Zd and Saiindera streets , near Once and Saundern stree lirldeo , $400 each. bth No. 0 , one-fourth block (180x135 feet ) , ntarulao Com cut of I'oor Clalro on Hamilton street , lire the end of red strte car track , $850 , No. 5 , lot on Marcy , near Oth street , $1,200. No 3 , lot on Cftllfcrnia , near 21st , 81,000. No. 2 , lot on Caw. , near 22d street , $ -2,600. No. 1 , lot r n Ilarncy , near 18th , $2,000. Ix > t8 In Ilnrliacli'u flnt and sctond additions also In Parkcr'H. Shinn'a , Nclson'n , Terrace , B. V. Mnlth'u , Hcdlck'8 , Glse's , Lake's , and all othee additions , at any prices and terms. 302 lota In Ifanacom 1'loce , near lUiiscom. Park ; iirlccs from $300 to $800 each. 220 choice business lots In all the principal business Htrcets of Omaha , \ orj Ing f torn $500 t a $7,000 each. THO hundred housea and ots ranging from $500 to (15,000 , and located In every part of the cltv. cltv.Largo number of excellent farms in Douglas , arpy , Haundere. Dodge , Washington , Hurt , uxi ther good countlea In Eastern Nebraska. 012.00J acres best lands In Doutrlaa , 7,000 aero I.est landi In arpy county , and Urge tracts . i all the ea > tcrn tiers of counties. Cher DOO.OOO acre ft the Dcat lands In N'ebno- ka 'or sale-bv ttiU pgency. Very large amounts of Mihurban property In one to ten , twenty , forty aero piece' , located , within onn to three , four or fit o miles ol the. postotllco some \ery cheap pieces , NBW I'OCHIT Miru OY tiMAiu , published by Q. f. llcmli ten ( lu ) cents loch. Money lonivd on Improved farms ; alto on lm iroved city projierty , at the loivest ratea of In- terect. Houses , Btorcx , hoteli , famn , lots , Uudi rfficei , room * , Ac , , to rent orleate. Out ) hundred and Ulty-nlne beautiful resi dence lot * , located on Hamilton street , half y between the turn tablu of the red street car Una and the vtaterworkireservlor and addition , and Just wut ol the Content of the Bitten Poor1 Clalro In Bhlnn's addition. Prices range from 175 to $100 tach , and will be told on easy terms. Tracts of 6. 10 , 15 , 20 , 40 or 80 ncre . with , buildings and other Improvement * , and adjoining- the clt > , at all prices , 3 600 of the bent residence lota In the city ol' Omaha any location ) ou detlre north , iit , . BOiith or wut , and at bed-rock prices. Bemis' REAL ESTATE AGENCY 16th and DC igla Street , - WC.A. XX K