OMAHA DAILV BEE : sAWKDAY. JANUARY ,21 1883.
THE DAILY BEE. .
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OMAHA PUDLISHINQCO. , PROPI1IETOR6.
rr\
010 Frnli.-im , bet. Oth And 10th Strcoti.
X
K TEHM8 Of SUIlSGKirriON ,
no cojiv 1 } c.trln rt'l > aticoi ( > tivilil$10.00 )
6 montln " " - fi.03
nionth " " 3.00
RAILWAY TIME TABLE ,
TIMR CARD CHICAGO , ST. T t'l. , UINNKATOUS AND
OMAHA RAILROAD.
IX-MO Omaha riui cnKer Xo. 2 , 8:30 : a. in. Ac
commodation No. 4,1:0 : ( p.m.
ArrneOmMii Va * cnicr ; No. 1 , 6:20 : p. m ,
AccomtDCxhtlcm Xo. 3,10:60 : a. in.
UAVI.NO OMAUA HAST OR ROU1U BOUND.
0. , D. % & O. 7 : 0 B. m. 3:40 : p. m.
> A C. ft N.V. . , TMO & . m. 3:10 : n. m.
C. , 11.1. & r. . 7:40 . m. 3:40 : n. m.
K. 0. , St. J. C. 3. , icrv\c t 8 & . m. Mid CSO
p. m. ArrlusntSt. Louis nt 0:30 : n. m. nml 6:63 :
p. ra.
ra.W. , St. L. A P. , Ic\\r t8 . n. rml 3:40 : p.
ra. Airlxos t St. Louis ntGitO ft. in , ami 7:30 :
m
WRST OR ROCrilWMTS. )
II. A M , In Neb. , Through Kxurcai , SiO : i. in.
0. 4 M. Lincoln Kxpress OlCO p. m.
0 P. Oicrl.iml Exjirr-9" , 12:16 : p. m.
0. ft R. V. for Lincoln , 11:45 : a. m.
O. # K. V. ( or Ofctoh. 0:40 : n. in.
U. P. frelpht No. r > , fi'30 x m.
I ) . P. freight No. P , S:20 : a. in.
U. P. IrclclitNo. 13 , Wop. in.
V. P. tnljjit No. 7 , C:10 : p. in. iinlicnnt.
. .IP. I > cnvtr e\iiTe , 7 35 p. in ,
U. P. fieiirht No 11 , 11 DO p. lu.
U. I1. Denser freightS:25 : p. in.
MMYI > b rnOV. SA8T AND 0tnil.
0 B. fc 0 6:00 B. ih. 7:25 : p ni.
I ti N. w.a:45 : a. m. 75 : p. m.
0. n. 1. AI',0:46n. : m. D05 ; p. in.
K. C. , SU Joe &C D. , < :40rt. in. : ) & I'.tn.
rcoxiiiK WKST AXU SOUTUWIIST.
0. * H. V. from Lincoln 1.03 p. ui.
U. F.'Parlfle Express 3:25 : p. nu
0 ' A ; M.ln Noli.Through CtprcM llb : p i > .
B. * M. Lincoln i\pre-i : 0:40 : n m.
U. T. Uonvcr c\rres , 7i35 n. m.
U. P. Freight No. 14-2M : p. m.
U. 1' . Vo. B 6:20 : rt. in. KmlRrnnt.
U. 1\ freight No. 14,12:15 : p.-in.
U. I' . Vo. S-9.CO p. in.
U. I1. S'o. 12 1:16 : n. in.
0.1' . Denver freight , 1:10 a. m.
O. & II. V. mixed , or.4:4ri : p. m.
DCMUT DRAINS BStWRKS OMAHA AND
COU.SC.lL BLITrS.
Liwe Ouiahn at 9:00 : , D:00 : , 10:00 : rind 11:00
w. : t:0 2.00 , 3.00 , 4:00 : nliil 6:00 : p. in.
LHO Council llluau at 8:25 : , 0:25. : 10:25 : ami
16 . m. ; liB ! , 2:26 , 8:26 : , 4:26 : Mid 6:25 : p. in.
Sun-iKj-H The iluraruy li-mii Omaha at :00 :
nd 11:00 : n. m. ; 2:00 , 4PO : and 6:00 : p. ra. Lcavrm
Uauncll HlulTs at 0:25 uinl 11:25 u. m. ; 2:25 , 4:25
nd 6:251 : < . m.
Through and local passenger tmlns between
Otnaha and Conn II llluffs. l.ea\c Omaha C:1G :
7:45. : 8:60 : n. in. ; 3:40 : , 6:46 : , 00 p. m. Arrxo
Omaha 7:40,11:36,11:45 : : n. in. ; 6:10 : , 7:0r. : , 7:16 : ,
:40 p. m. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Opening ann Closlnc of Mells.
KOI.-TK. orr-N. CLOHK.
a. in. p. m. a. m. p. m.
W .11.00 9:00 : 6:30 2:40 :
1'acllle.11:00 : 9:00 : 6:30 2:40 :
Chicago , 11. A . . .11:00 9:00 : 6:30 2:40 :
12:30 : 6:30
Sioux City and I'ftafic. . 0:00 : 6:80 2:10 :
Onion Pacific 4:00 11:40
OoifthaJt H. V 4:00 11:40
B. & M. In Null 4:00 8:10 :
Oumha & Sioux City. . . . 0:00 : 7:30
B. &M. Lincoln 10:30 : 0CO :
U. I * . Lincoln , Sunday. . . 1:30 : 11:00 :
U. P. Denver Exu 1 < :00 : 6:30 :
O. , Sioux City & St. P. . .11:00 :
Local mills for State ol louft le \ e but once
d y , viz : 0:30 : a.m.
OtllcB open Sundajs from 12 m. to 1 p. m ,
TH08. K HALL P M.
Business flirectorv ,
Abstract and Real bttate.
JOHN L. McCAOUE , opposite Peat Otflce.
W. B. DAIITLETT 317 South 13th Street.
Architect ! .
DUFBENE & MENDELSSOHN , ARCHITECTS
Room 11 Crelghton Block.
A. T. I.ARGK Jr. , Room 2. Clclghton liloch.
Boot * and Shoes.
JAMES DuVINK A CO. .
fine Uootfl and Shoes. A ( rood assortment at
horue work on hand , corner 12th and Harnev.
TUOS. UKICKSON , S G. cor. 10th anil KjuitlM.
JOHN FORTUNATUS ,
906 10th street , manufactures to order Rood word
t fair pricca. Repairing done.
Bed Spring * .
J. P. LARRIMEE Manufacturer. 1617 Donplaast
Bookt , Newi and Qtatlonery.
J. I. FRUEIIAUF 101B Farnham Street.
Butter and Eggs.
MoSnANE&SClIllOEDER , the oldest B. and E.
houee lu Nebm8la cntablishcd 1876 Omaha.
CENTRAL
RESTAURANT ,
MKS. A. UTAH ,
( cthwctt corner lOthand Dodge ,
Best Uoarl for the Monuy.
fittluf&ctlon Ouarante J
Meals t all Hours.
Board liy the Day , Week or Month.
Good Tcrrce for Cinh
Fiirnl'hwl Unnnm Snupllcd.
UarrlORei and Road Wagoni.
WM SNYDKIl , 14th and Harnoy Streets.
jewe or * .
JOHN BAU11KR 13H F&rnh&m Strcat.
Junk ,
U. nERTHOLD , lUzs and Metal.
Lumber , Lime and Cement.
FOSTER & OllAY corner Bth and Doujflos Sts.
Lnmpi and Ula ware.
i. BONNEIl 1309 Dounhs St. Good Variety ,
Merchant Tailor * .
O. A LINDQUEST ,
OD O ( our most fcpular Merchant Tailors Is re
ceiving the latest ( leak-lib for Spring and Suminur
Goods for gentlemen H weir. Stylish , durable ,
and prices low as ever 215 ISth bet. Douir.&I'arn.
Millinery.
MRS. C. A. IlINGEH , Wholesale and Retail , Fan
cy Goods In great \aricty , Zcjihyrs , Card Board * ,
lloslcry , Olotes , Corsets , &c. Chca ] > c t House In
the Wtdt. Purchasers nave SO per cent. Onler
br Mall. 116 Fiftconth Street.
roundcy ,
JOHN WEAUHK ! i SONS , cor , Hth& Jacksonetj
( -lour Htul Fetid.
OMAHA 01TY MILLS , 8tl > and rnihiuj ht
IVelshMiH HIOH. , ( ir
Urorvri.
i. .IIKVi.Nh , : ! ! bciwcun Cumin * twt Irai
r. A. Mr > IIASE , Corn , 2Sd and CuuiliwStreets.
Hurdwair , Iron nd Bteol ,
H LANOWOI-.TI/Y , Wholesale , 110 am'
2 IMIi ritrtct
A IfOI.ME. ' toriicr 1MB anil ralllornla
Hnrnei * , Saddle * , &c.
D. WhJlSI MO intli St. bet FarnlUrnev
HUalk
,0o. ( ; aiDelJOlh&KoriihiEi ]
DOItAN HOUSE , P II. Cary , 913 FarnMaui St.
SLAVEN'S HOTEL. K. Slavcn , 10th St.
Southern Ilotul Ous. Hamol Oth JtLeavcnwortb
Clothing Bought.
0 J3HAW will fay highest Cath price for second
kand tlothlnv. Corner 10th and Farnham.
Drug * , Paint * and Olli.
KUIIN & CO.
f barnuclits , Fine Fane Uooda , Cor. Utn hod
Louzlt trcctn
W. J , WIHTEHOUPE , WholeenloRetail , IBthat.
C. FICM ) , 2022 Morth Side Cumlng Street.
CAKH , Iruir'lkt. 10th and Howard Strecto.
Dantlttt ,
DR. PALM. , William1 Plock Cor. Uth t Do lge.
Dry Good * Notions , Etc.
JOHN II. F. LimiA.V.V & CO. ,
M w Vork Dry GooiU Store , 1310 nd 1312 Farn-
liar ) strict
( , o. Enewol.l also borU and hooa 7lh&I'aclflii.
rurunura.
A r QllOSS , New and StvOnd Hand Furniture
iid Bio\it ( , illl Douziu. lllsbut cash prlco
aid for second hand trooos.
I1ONNEU 1809 Dourla it. Fine eoods , * c.
fence Work * .
OilAHA FENCE CO.
OCBT , rRIES4CO.,1218Hirneyt. ,
* d Ic Boiet , Iron and Wood Fence * , 0Sc (
i , CODDten of Koe nd W ! nut. |
ClKar * find Tobacco.
WEST ft rniTSCUKH , roMiulactutftsol Clif t ,
ndVhoIc le l > < atcrl n Tobaccos ,
.V. V' , LOinXZiS' : _
Florllt.
A. Donnchuc , i > 1 nt , cut flan rrt , umli , ooqutta
etc , N. W. cor. iflth an.l UourlM tlrcels.
Civil Englneeri nnd Suncyori
ANPHKW ROsr.NVATKB , CreUhton
Town Surveys , OraJc mid Scwcnuo Sjttcmi a
SpccLilty.
Uommlsilon Morch.inti.
JOHN ( I.V1L L13.11U lo.ke Street.
D 11. lir.KMKil. For details fee Ur ajvcrtlee-
mcnt In Dsxllv and Weekly.
Cornice Work * ,
Western Cornice Works , Maniiftcturcrs Iron
Cornier , Tin , Iron and Slate Koofllnr. Order *
from anj locality promptl ) executed In the best
manner. Factor } And Oluc-e 1213 lliuuc ) St.
C. SPKCIIT , Proprietor.
Oalxnnlrcd Iron Cotnlcct , Window CaM , etc. ,
nnmifactuml and put up In any pirn ol the
countn. T. S1NHOL1) 410Thirteenth street
Crockery.
J. BONNER 1S09 Poueikt street. Good line.
Olothlne and FurnUhlng Goods ,
UKO. II. POTEHSOX. Also Hats , Cajt , Hoots ,
Shorn. Nctlonn and Cullcry.SOjS. 10thjtrc ti _
RctrlBorotors , Cnnfleld' * Patent.
C. F. OOOD11AN llth St. bet. Farn. A Harncy.
8howCnie Manufactory.
O. J. WILDE.
Manutai-turcrnnd Dealer in nil kinds Ol Show
CM > > , UprUht Caocs , A . , 1317 C 83 St ,
FRANK L. OER1IAIU ) , jircprletcr Oinaln
SliiwC. ' uinnnuatory ! , 81S Smith ICihstn-ot ,
betrtocn Lca\cn orth imd ilarey. AH ( ; oed §
\\arriviitfd Orst-cli" " , . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Pawn'arokirr.
RORKWF.L1) . 10th St. . hff. rr A H r
Stove * ana mwaie.
A. nUHMESTEU ,
Doalcr In States MM ! Thmarc , and Maniilacturtr
ol Tin Hoots and all Mmla ol Uulldlug Work ,
Odd Fellows' ItlocW.
J. IION'NKlt. ISCrf Douclas St. Good and Chop.
Seed * .
J. EVANS , WholtMlfi and netnlt Send Drill * anil
Cultivators , Odd Fellown Halt.
Physician * on i Surgeons ,
W. 8. ( HUBS , M , IX , Poem No 4 , Crclghton
I Hock , Kith Strcrt.
P. S. LKIS NltlNU , tl. D. Masonic Illock.
C. L. HART , M. 1) . . Kjf and Ear , opp. postotflir
UR. L. B. dllADDY.
( l ull-n and Aurift , P. W 16th and FarnhMn Sl
Pliotograpner * .
(5EO. 1IEYN. PROP ,
Uraiid Ctntral Gallery ,
212 Stxtrrnth Street.
tuu.r Mawnlc Hall. First-clots Woik and Prompt-
ni-in iruiratitriw
Plumbing , Gas and Steam Fitting ,
P. W. TAUPY .t CO. , 216 12th St , bet. Ffirnham
and lounHs. Worn jirornptly attended to.
I ) VITZI'ATIUCK. 1409 Pouehs Street.
alntlrtjj nn oper anting.
UJNIIV A. KOSTEUS. 141 Dodge Street.
Shoe Stores.
Phllllv Lanir , 1320 Fatnnam at. bet. 13th A 14th.
Second Hand Store.
PERKINS & LEAR. 1410 Iouia ! * St. . Now anil
Sciond Hand Furniture. Hounc FurnishingGooJfi ,
&c. . lion.-ht and mid on nnrrovv murrins.
baleen * .
HENRY KAUFMANS ,
In tuo nun brick block on lougl.u ) ? Struct , hat
luit oiKiicd n most chvai.t , Hi'ca lull.
Hot Lunch ( rom 10 to 12
every day.
" Caledcnm " J FALCONKK 7 10th Strest.
UndertaKer * .
CHAS. RIEWE , 101X Furnhain het. 10th ft lltd.
blO Cent Stores.
f RAf'f'o ' "llfi Firnhwi " t , FOMCT fJnoiln
PILES ! PILES ! PILES !
A Sure Cure Found at Lastl
Ko One Need Suffer !
A sure cure ( or Blind , Bleeding , Itching and
Ulcerated Piles hcs been discovered by Dr.YII -
Mam , ( an Indian remedy , ) called Dr. William's
Indian Ointment. A single Box has cured the
woretchronlc cases of 25or SOycare standing. No
ono need suffer five minutes alter appl > log this
wonderlul soothing medicine. Lotions , Instru
ments and electuaries do more harm than good ,
William's Ointment obforbs the tumors , allays
the Intense Itching , ( particularly at night after
getting warm In bed , ) actB as n poultice , gives In
stant and painless relief , and Is prepared only for
Piles. Itching of the private parta , and ( or notb
Ing else.
Read what the Hon J. II Ccfflnbcrry of Clo\o-
and says about Dr. William's Indian Pile Oint
ment : I have used scores of Piles cures , and It
affords mop ensure to Bay that 1 have never found
anything which gave such Immediate and perma
nent relief as Dr. William's Indian Ointment
For sale by all druggUtD or mailed on receipt of
price , 91.00.
HENRY & CO. . Prop'ru. ,
CMVEL1ND , OHIO.
FnrulebyC F Goodman.
Ootl rt-ln 'l twnnn'l V
WAR IN PASSENGER RATES I
HOODIE imOS. . Brokers In all Hall road
rickets , Omaha , Neb. , offer Tickets to the Ewt ,
until further notice , at thu following uuheanl of
law Rates :
1st clus ; , 2d cla M ,
NEW YOKK , ? 20.l > fl ,
KOSTOK , 20.00 ,
PHILADELPHIA , 25.00 , $22.00.
WASHINGTON , 22.00 , 20.f > .
Fir parti culnru , write or fa direct lo I10IIUIH
DUOS. . Dealers In Ittduccd Hate liallioadand
Stcamshlj ) TicUts , BOO Tenth St. , OmMi. . KtU
ItcracinDer the ] > lacc Three JcorsN ith of
Union I'aclUc Kailroad Depot , l st a do cfTcnth
Street.
Omaha Auirunt 1. 12S1
NERVOUS DEBILITY.
A Cure Guaranteed-
Dr. E. C. WCKI'H Ncr\o nnd Drain Treatment
A specillc for llyaturia , lilzzincss , Con\ul ioiM ,
Nur\ous Headache , Jlcntal Uuprcseion , IXJHSO !
Jlcmory.Spcrrnatorrh'rj.Iriijioti'iny ' , Imo'imtary
Urn F lon3 , Premature Old Asc , ciuned by ovtr-
fxcrtlon , self alxisc , or o\cr-indnlgciicL , uhch
leads to misery , decay and ilcath. One box \\ill
tnre icccnt cisc . Kix h1 > < > \ conlainsouoinonth'it
treatment. Ono dollar n box , or i-K boxes for
live dollars ; ncnt by mall ) > rciaiil ) on recclpc of
iirlie. We iu ranttu K boxes to euro anj c'ao ,
With each order recciicd hy 119 for flboxen , nc-
ioiii ] > .iiiled with file dollar1 * , ill send the pur
chaser our uritten iuarantcc to rtturii tlio
inoimy if tlio treatment does not iff eta cure.
C. f. Goodman , Drauzlit , Solo , Wholesale and
llctall A 'cnt , Omnha , Ncl . Orders by ina'l ' at
r'iilar ( price. < l&u-ly
Free to Jveryidyl
A Beautiful Book for the Asking ,
lly appMiiir personillx at the ncnrtet oltk'o
at'1 III : SlNdl.lt JlANirACTl-'KINO CO. ( or
by postalcard If at a lltlaiic'e } nny ADUI.T per.
Htm | ll be ] > reBUiti'4itli a bcautilully IIHS' |
rated tojiy ol a New Itook entitled
GENIUS REWARD WD ,
01. TIII : .
STORY OF THE SEWING MACHINE
containing a liamicomo and costly etccl i njrrav-
lue frontlsplcrcc ! also , 2o finely engraved uood
cuts , and bound In nn elaborate blue and pold
llthoifruphid co > er. Ncicharifo whatoter U made
lor this handsome booU , wlilih can bu obtained
only by application at the branch and ubor
dlnato oflkcs of The Sinter llanulaeturlnB Co.
THE S1NOEII MANUFACTUIUNQ CO. ,
Principal Oftlcc , 3 Union Square , New York
nct27-dmtot ! < tw
SIBBETT & PCJLLiER ,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW ,
D/ VIP CITY NEP'
fetasIaLaiidAgen. . '
DAVIS & SNYDER ,
IB06F rihamBt. , . . . Omaha , Nebr *
Care.ully Belcc'tod land la KusternNebrukafoi
tale , ( Treat ISartalQB la Improved farmi , and
Omaha city property.
0. r , DAVIS1 WKESTEB 8KTUKR
< . , eLmdCom'r D.P.B . .
POETRY OF THB TIMES.
TUo Qlrl of the Day
SiiarkllnR cyo4 nnd cnucj1 fnco
llnil the pietty inniilen , Oract-i
Dnoliliij ; , cMc , with \ \ inning way ,
IJoproiicntiii-- tniiU cay ,
tliwt the girl < if the diy.
Ami nlthoiiRh 1 tnvcd 'ier ' more
'rnfAii my xweotlientti licrctofmo ,
On tiling ( f.ive inn constnnt jmn
li > ery ilny , though 1 * I omn | < lntti ,
She'd be chcwiiic gum inln. ?
"Tell me , < < r.icp"nt ln > .l I cnJi ) ,
After having often p'eiil ,
" \ Vlmtlllcurc tliesn ihcivini ; upel
"I ott of chocolftte caiMineln1'
I Uoston Wtft
"Domestic Asidos. "
" 1 really tnknttcrv Wiul ,
This visit , Mrs. Skinner ;
1 hive lint peen yon for nn nic.
( Tlio wretch 1ms come to dinner ! )
s , too , what lou < of girli" ,
What heads for | mintet ' Mtcln ;
Pomn here nii'l kim tlir infn t , deir-ij
I And give it p'raps thu meinleO
"What ? little Clarx loft at Immrt
NVeU , tiniv , 1 cnll t'mt ' plinlilij :
1 should have lo\cd to Vi i JUT n ;
( The llnbliy , dabby , haWiy'l
"Vnui unarming tinjs 1 co lit ho no
Vioin lioveritid 'r. HiifsellV ;
'Twnery kiml to lir'ii } : their Imth :
( \Vhiil litHitu for my new 15 ul > t > l' < l ;
"And Mr. S. , 1 hop ? he's wel' :
All ! t'linitih ho lives KO Imiuly ,
HP never drops in to sup :
( The bt'ttei for our lirniuly'l
"Ciime , t ike a ont ; 1 l.iiii ; to hem
Aliout Matilda'-i in.irria c ;
Von "re eoitio of c-nr' to npond tlio day :
( Thnnk llcaxeii ! 1 henr the can ! ic ! )
"What , mutt ymi L-O ? KeUtlme I hojio
_ You'll pive tuo longer leisure.
l see jou down the
( With mo'tnucominon jtleMsuro !
"ttood 1 > A , pixid ly ! iPincmlierall
Next linii1 vou tn1o voi r tu'tiiii-rH.
"Mow , DaMii. mind ! J m not , at hoim1
In future to the Skinucrn ! '
I'l'oM lldoi ) .
Rtithor
Sh" was o very little pirl. .
And * s 1 bend itnH Itissivi liri ;
"Tliere , that is for y lurself , "
"And this is for your sister. "
lYist night 1 called in friendly way ,
Some Kay girl friends weie there ; ,
And laugh ami jest went payly roun i ,
To banish weary cnre.
The little girl came romping iu ,
And unto nio snul she ,
"I 'i ' u that tiss to Sier llvll
"On left for her \uz inc.
"Slio tisscd me lots o' time's , nn' said
When follcscM 'ouldn't oe ,
1 uiiplit divH em to 'OR lust wait
'Till 'oil's alone wiz meV
I b'nthod , and KO did sister Dull ,
Thojjay ( 'irl fiiends , nh me !
I wishoil the horriil , liorriil thiniN
A thousand Miile.i at ten ,
An Extensive Humariat.
OpicC. Ke'cd , Aikansas < ii/etto.
"Sny , do you want a { ukc/ / " asked
a niiiu filtering thu Gazette ufllcc.
"If you ace tlui udvortifiiiifr niun
you can probably diappsi ! of it. "
"Now you are trying lo insult ins.
Probably you do not know who I am.
J am a remarkable , man in disguise.
1 am thu author of the Spoopondyke
papers , which you have no doubt seen
in tlio Brooklyn li'aglo. "
"Thought that work was done by
Stanley Huntloy. "
"No , sir. Stanley Huntley is my
110111 do pltiino. Wait till I "ive you
m imitation of myaolf and seating
himself anil reflecting foi a moment
ho boun :
" 'My dear , ' said Mr. Spoopendyko ,
'wo huvo received an invitation to
visit a Christmas tree over at Colonel
Clay's residence. '
" 'Ain't that too sweet , 'replied Mrs.
Spoopondyke. 'I always did' enjoy
Christmas trees , and once when a girl
I wont out into the country with my
cousin and roamed arniind the woods
looking for Christmas trees. '
" 'Ye did , did ye. Thought that
the dodcaslcd things ; ? rew up and
blossomed presents , did yo ? Thought
thnt wax tapers grow like loaves , did
yo ? All you want is ten cents \\orth
of common bark and n wooden top to
bo : i giove. Think I'm going to take
such u woman among inU'Higont people
pleAll / you want iu to lace tight , to
bo a campaign pole. Take me fora
dodgastod , mcaeoly birch rod ? '
" 'How'll that do ? Now don't you
think that I wrote these papers ? " said
the visitor , with thu air of a con-
ijuerur.
"You have established your identi
ty , " answered the scribe.
"And that ain'L all , " continued the
humorist. "T do the humorous writ
ing for the Detroit Free Proas. "
"Thought that Charles Lewis was
the Free Proas man ? "
"No doubt you thought BO. Light
minded men are liublo to think any
thing. Lewis , or M. Qu < idm another
ono of my iioms do plume. I'll illus
trate.
" "Tho other evening , on a Wood-
\raiil avoniio cur a had-liuL'd man sat
holding an oyatcl can hutmutn his
l > nno < .
" ' lo luvo ' "
'Going tin oyster utinv'
uikcd a rod-L yi'd iniiti nittinc jn i op.
posito.
" 'No. '
" '
'Fiyf1
" 'No. '
" 'JJroil ! '
' "No.1
" 'Wliat are you going to Irivn'f"
" ' I'm going to have the hvi'lii'.t
wilh myvifo wJien 1 get homo
you over saw , ' and ulo ing liin ng/it /
eye the Bad faced man trot oil' tlin
car ,
"How does that strike your" ' inked
the humorist , with anoihcr expression
suggestive of u vanquisher.
"Another establishment of identi
ty , " acknowledged the scribe.
"T am also Bill Nye. "
"William , I am glad to meet you. "
"Do not address mo as William un-
} iI \ produce my credentials. * '
"Wo do not bcliovo that any man
IIUH a ri ht to cliow our muno. Our
constitution forbith such familiarity.
Wo are sentimental. When hope
and fear dance wilh fantaslic tiptoe mi
our broad bosom tilled with genero 14
throbs , wo do not Oinik that the
moon-eyed editor of another shout
has aiight to slip up and nip out a
mouthful of our oa'1. ' "
Th i scribe Ml from hm chair , but
was lifted to JUH seat by thu kindhearted -
hearted humorist.
"Now you can call mo William. "
"William , " wliinpured the scribe ,
and fumbling under a lot of papers ,
lip drew out a bottle and refreshed
himself.
"My name in Alox.Swuot , sir , and I
write thi humorous uttilV for the Tex
as Sifting * . Listen.
'Undo N co wns met i n Austin
avoirio yiMlerday by Ji\n \ Webster ,
who s\id : :
" Tnclf Naco , da tells imdat ycr's
ot do Mn.irU' t Jl-ywir uld boy in
Austin. '
' 'Do man what informed yerstated
a fa ok. '
" 'What olmlunco has yer olnlnl
fnck' ' "
" Wliyali , do udder tlay.a chicken
cum into my yard , an' do Uoy hogin
to clmso him wul an inttnul , dat
show * what a man lie's uuia < tur
be. ' "
' \le.\l am glad to meet jmi. Wo
huvii vxehiiiigud Hjmprtthy m private
inanuscnpi , and now that wo meet the
occasion is ono of exci8sn < joy. 19
this the extent of your Hter.irx 'ward-
riibi' ? "
"No. air : I nut Eugcno Kicld. the
man who writes primer d > r the. Don-
vei Tribune. Uut wivit. 1 don't ask
any man to take my word
" 'lli-ro Wo Have a It j a'ltl n
Dug. The Dog Has n 1" J Mouth
anil the Hoy's AlnuUi for . ' . . n is Cor-
rosiioiidingly La-go. Wi1 : the 15ov
1'ull the Dog's Tail ? . - Ho Will
Pull His Tail. Will II , Pull It
Ttticc' No Ho Will N t Poll il
Twice. "
"Who i-lso are you/ / "
"I am numerous otlui > 1 am
Geon-e W. Childsof the P'lii.uU'lphia
Lodger. Listen :
" 'il , iloit Is dond , f aid Nnncv , i.\ ,
Ciiino wrlco tO'd < } he r idtcluu
( ionrtoincUoM Tow
A heavy full nttv.xeted the attention
of the porter. Whim ho c.imu in ho
found the ecribo laying on tlio floor in
sensible , llo will nut rei-i'UM '
HONEY FOR I'HB LADIES.
\ i.v UK imdcMvcar ii intidi iiiti'-e.
U'liilc is the taMiuiMe factn ,1 color
TuiUifh iune : lioitifr lai.ih utili.-o , !
f T diaii1 nud 1 Ami , ' , , covoriui :
lVloiminvi fanhionnlm. nut must
iiutrli t'ie ' M'ti \xitliwhirh the ) aiuw m.
l-'olt s ut utv very hmidsiwic this ra-
snii , niul roiiio hi nil thu iii' di'Mrablu
( hades of eel > r.
Honnets , mulls , poleriiH ! dre K tiiiu-
iniiiFS mill fans made of peiM-i > ( I ; featheis
nr < < much faun-jd
Dolly \ anlcii HVPH again in n now pol.
ouafcc , a noel iipckuruiiiet , mid ; i iliin ly
shaped d-ineiuL'-shoe.
Palo pink and diver lire u-iy fashlona-
My coin , iiifail in t > ilrt design ? . ! for ynuim ;
l.-uli n ilinciii < pnitici , .
lii ! h iliciiillc f iugt-B , mixed with tinted
beads of every description , urc in tlio
height of favor for dress tiimnnnr" .
New York City Ins o\ci tiltv young
ladies who lnnj < mid hobble mid tin , . ' tlielr
feet because of roller-skating In the ye.UH
gone by.
Some of the latest gloves nf Danish lid
are decor.i'ed with tiny buttcillies uiadti
of gold or silver tinsel nn 1 chcniile in
r i , < ed work.
A New Yorker who has trn\elt'l , all over
Turkey says lhat IM Turk wer cares two
centH fur liis wife until he liiiils that souiu
other ninn cares t'iree.
The screw eanln ; of solitaire diiiuondp ,
nnd the hoop earring inadu of pearls or
til'Rree ' work in fma gold , nre the only
bolides d'orelllo just ii'iw Inogne. .
A fa-dii'in j iirnal says tli.it"i lump girls
are no longer popular " Coircct ; it's the
alini girl with n plu nn fortune that now
takes tin cake. [ Philadelphia Chronicle.
It takes hut thirteen minutes to lo d an
elephant on a railroad train/wliilo it tiiiceH
twenty for any sort of woman to kiss her
friends good-bye and lose the check for her
trunk.
A woman hasnu estcd that when men
break their hearts it IB all thc'ttame as
when loWer breaks ono of its claws an-
othersproutiny and immediately growing
into its place. >
A Inst year's priiiceusc drcHH t pnlon.iiso
may he made to look new and s ylWi by
addliiK a tab ier or plastron , and collar
and cuffs of oriental small orTurkishcan'
mere in subdued colors.
Kvery circiiH in the land will have "the
handsomest woman in the world"next ca-
a n , and ugly wuinen will stand BOIIIO * how
to yet coinuany home from prayer meet
ings nnd ice cream leathulx.
Gold beads close a' Mil thb throat mo
likud for necklace. Tliern nra als > Email
necklets that coinbi.Ti ( 'old nnd jilatinn in
iuaint | denigns , but rt piesent the nt'clr-
lace is not a favoiite artidu of jewchy ex
cept with full drv-ts toil-1- .
Watches suspended by chatelaine * of
pold , or of gold nnd plituia toRcthei , are
the fashionable choice ( iold wn'ch chains
that PUSH anmud the nu'k are iibandcined ,
if a Hhort tfold chain is worn , it is of the
Bimpleet kind , nndissLnuly allowed to be
"YoK , " said Daisy , "I think Jack is in
love with me. Ho h.v n't told mu co , but
when Harry IJIrcli ct-'jrto'l'ino homo from
the patty laat nig t , , l.ck looked iily ; ,
and to-day ho took an ( ijiortunity | to
throw , in nwful hari Piiowbnll nt niu-ryV
dor.LJoa ; | n 1'o-t
A Peniibyhiinia uoiuan , who It-aped
upward to hang u dif s uji-jii u hook ,
caught u r > ug on oue of hur hugern in thu
h ( ok and hung there , her feet not touch
ing the grounn , until her cries brorght a < -
hibtanuo. She was painfully wrenched ,
but riot tcriou-dy hnrnied.
It Is the night that a man is engaged to
take his girl to the theater that itii sure to
rain ; but it is the cloudy day when he
leaves home with IIH umbrella tliat it IH
purn to nhino hnrd enugh to make ice
L-icain bio honi nud causu tlm mayor to
issue a ilui'-iniiK/liiii ; hull. fl'uek.
The Idaho City Wnild , in ilesc ibiiij ; u
recent j.rfaml ball at that p ace , Hays , "it
was the boss racket. It wax not one of
those nt II , Mtyllah < lmi > < > < , but wiw a regu
lar loinping , 1oll'ckiii.hoeilown ' , nnd nil
hands waded into the fnu uith a vim until
time to clear the dining room for lint not
A now invention as < preventive of urn
r\n ! , ; ! or rheuiniitiMin i- u piiie-wonl M-I *
ivhi ! IHH ih body cJ'kcly. Jn ad litun
u tl.tir In ing nj'i'Ui nf tlilH fa iii , whnee
-.iliiij ! I r . | i < -iti.h .in- well ln : < rwi , tliLV
id lined with cliann leatlur , vhich IB
pEUorattil , K ) a-j n t t ( .hoclt orut.ird t'io '
it.n ) _ ' ; uti > n ol tl.c Km.
Ji ! > uh ; ; , sluig/y nr.'iniln in deep colon
of biown , gKLii , and rnvat bluu , sliol with
fold , are niarlo into > cry BtylUh and dis
tingue looking C'anii"ard , or French re >
fu io clinks , irjw K > ji'pular with ladies
gitiin to tiiiljni ) htyin In ilu-HH. Thetit
cloitlCH arc lined with plush , nnd trhnnied
with eight-inch bumln /ibllnettc. .
CoiffureK are cxtiemely i-iniplc , and a-e
iirn rjulte low in tlii neck id cells 01
plaits , while the lii"W is coverwl with
waxen or high rings of hair. A mini-
wreath of ( lower * ! in upon the left
side of thn head , whi e tliiicorsugo biiiKiu | * '
! K placed low u .011 ti.e left Hldu rf thu
liodiuinilii.il ; , toward the rluiuldtr.
Chenlllo friiiKLK , lloAcra , and follngo are
exee'.dinglv fulii iiii' ' If. Homo vfiy dean-
tilnl htanoheH of I .tAthmno , goldi-n md ,
rfCianium blosrtuniH , inai-gneritcri , t olden-
hcartel piiitiu- . , and KISCH in exipuisite
findings of uidni , mingled with gold or sil
ver tini-el , are worn upon reception or
opera bonnet * i f white or tinted plu h.
The New Haven girl whose Chine-ie
luvt-r'H head was reported to have been
chopped elf by a ii.tteinal government us
a reward for his mtotlon Is only fifteen
yeuu old. .She rec.ei.tly observed : "f felt
very ha ' t > think that anyone uliould have
hU head cut elf on my account ; but I
don't bell-tvo anthing of the kind has
happened , " The inure cloudy this International -
national episode iu luuitigated the inure
do 'iiv It U Ten 1 1 tnnd In need of con-
firnintlon , dint tin morn rem.it" nppenrn
the iioce itv of Micddlng te r ,
Oirl < oitpt.t to 1'ptm < l'if HIP fcaiful
ilnngorlo dc i-iournd in nrrvliu rnlU-oftil
men , o pe Inlly binkemen. II Is rrl.it od
thnt the other ul lit a member of that
hull-working ( > ntcrnih. on heiiiR Mused
fr.Mii a dronm of u ImprmliiiK crn < h , was
foliml by tlii < itrk'hlHiiH sitti.tfup In bed
hohliiiL' his wife bv the rnr * . havin\r \ nearly
twixtcil tlio ter Hied woman'- , head otf in
hl < hielTiotnnl pveilions to "dmvnbraUi's. "
The air was pt'rmeat d with n MI w
ch II , the oky WIIR ii\crhutiK with Irmlen
clouds and n bri'e.c canylng leicle < ii its
oii > nnl sweep played witli her lomr brown
locits. Hut nhc hesitate I not. .Mic
luowcil forwanl , drivtn b.n . resist le s Im-
imlMnnd one t-lnnrc t her di'tertniueil
fne | iUhilv flimved that he res Ivcd ,
lirinly re.sil\td * ti get fi\e yard oTrhoi
tmnnnliiK cut him to match , if sh" ovei-
Ii mled t'MT.v drypoodsntore In town , nnd
wo picMime nhtfdld.-Xew | llaxeli K KIS.
Frlulttful
Mr Willlntn Pomeroy , ll.ingoi. M
writes"I ha o for n loiip tlmi' MitVcrt'il
'Mm I'ontinnnl oniKtipition , makiiit : mv
life ; x nilse-y , and c.iutini : hendnehes and
frightful ci.uups. Mr T mnmson.lio
ins been IIn I y \i .itii' ImlTalo , imlueeil
metoliy tlu < Si IISNO r.i. -cv It lm <
ivifei tlv euretl me. ' l'iie ' > ) cents , tital
bottles Hi v nt < VM w
RBLlGIOrtg.
llmiirtonv thn buy i ninjcH't , U ot work
In IndhimipoliM
A shijlo ( Rtcnnior IpiiAiuir S.jn 1'r.invlsiM
recent y took out " * ii.is4iiii nles to Clrni
and ,1.1pm.
There are in Ke Yoik , Penn vlvanu !
and Ohio iu tlioiu'I hlioilioul of l'Ji WeMi
Congreuntional chtiri'lie" ,
Puiliilolphin has beou an atriritvJU1 of
atiout f > MI iilai-ex ot religions worship or
ono fur 1 ( iOO of its population.
The lnte t development of Ititntlism U
the p mill ) ; of the im'vsr In ( ho uiariiap , >
eeri-m ny to bli'ns tlio ring before it is
| ilnced on the linger of thu bride.
The popularity of the elect'fc light is
stondilvKalniiit' . The lnte < t dcpnrtiue ie
its atli.ptinn for lighting clmie-hcs. A
coutilo nf lainix nr * to be ii'itced in one of
thochuiches in T oy , X. V.
lt v. Anther ( lo'Knivi1 , for nearly a
iUHitcrof | H eentiiry the lospectod puslor
ot Sf. Mai nerltirH church in Davrnuoit ,
luslieen nppolnted vle.ir general of the
dm eu nf DiiNeliport.
'I'lio total membpiKhip of tin- Del toil
ch 'relies in 1S"1 < vnlH.TOfi ; ln year il
nnmiu ted to filTi. ! . The valui f the
property held by the rhwvhes ban rinen
from Sl.r.sr.,700' . in 1S71 , to S-M ° l-'tr ! : in
1SS1.
loinuiniiul liiptist i-lunvh , of Cluca- ; '
rocoimtriictcd at a cost , of tOO.OoJ mjt 01
the partly bmucil MichiKnu avenue
chiircn , IIIIH jint bei'ii indicated. Of the
deht of ? 0 0(10 ( , KOIIIP $ lf,0K , ( ) was pl < dfeu
on dedicntion da > .
The ceronionlcR of the riinonirnlion of
the four new S. tints ot the Itonian ( 'atho-
lic chinch wt'iv roni'bnled by thn ki.v-ing
of the Tone's hand by all the Canliimls , n *
his knco uy the aichbishops nnd bishops ,
iniil of his foot by the other piiestH.
Mr. tiiiihall , the chinch "deht rainer , "
has -WHi-tetl in reeing IT.'i chinches from
incuiubrancvs. The Ur cHt amount ho
wrestled with successfully was on the
Memo iul I'rcsbvtorian church , Nmv Yoik
City ( Her. Dr. Uobinson's ) S110,00 ( )
Dr. Furneas , of I'liiluilelphiii , is c eilitrd
with a now ) dtmituro | in colcbrat ng the
Lord's Suiipcr without disturbing the elu-
inrntH ff tin1 pcop'u. The lire 1 nnd wlno
: uo to "stand on the lablo C.H sncied lym-
bols , to sprak through til" eye to ti hcarl
the miui-iter intcrpictiii . "
Thu coloicd peoilo ] of Tnpcka , Kan. ,
inaintuin 15 dittinct chinch .organisations ,
umbracing nix various ( tenoinhmtions t <
MethoilUt Kpiecopa ) , two African Methn-
diet Dplsconxl , ouo Co grcgationnl , ono
Cumberland Presbyterian , four Primitive ,
nnd nvo Missionary Uaptist.
It is said that a Unitarian church in o e
of the western states hohdeciiled that here
after it will celebrate the holy communion
by merely exposing bread and nine In the
night of the audience , who will thoii-upon
meditate in silmcc for a few mnincnm in-
htead of partaking of the sacred emblems.
Prof. Hriiniixti ettinmteti the .Tnwisli
population of thu world at 7 , 090 , 000 per-
aims , nf whom morothan nri)0,000 ( ) aic in
E nope. Of tlicdo Knssia contains nhout
2 TCO.OOO ; Anstria-HuiiKAry , l.f O.OOO ;
d'ormnny , ( i. 0,000 , nnd Homnanln100 , -
000. ' ' IIIIH , these four states contnin
about r > , i50,000 ! Jews ; while Tmlcfy ciui-
ta'tis enVy 100,00) ) , Kn ( , ' ] nnd nml Holland
70,000 rach , and Krancu only .riO,000.
There arc " in llichmond , Virrinia , fij
churcheB with 20.1-lli incir.ln.-m. _ The IM
ot churches includer three Ciitholir , nineteen -
teen liaptint , ten l''i > iscopd , sixteen Mcth-
edit , nnd four Piesbytrrian cmicnva-
tinnt. The JJaptiita numbered 10,5 , % I , of
wli in ] 2.1il ! ( are colored. The Jlplne i-
paliniiH nnnibfr 1SI. } ! ( thu .McthodistH
JUiiO , I'resbytcrinns 1.-I71 , nml the
C.ttholic-i 5.051. Thu population of the
ritv I ) Iilli70 , aim nearly cme-lmlf niv
clmrcli int'inburi
Jttnay bu inleiestiu ) . ' t American lead
ers to know the rolntivoproporthmx of the
i hristian denominntioiih in this countrv.
Thu M ft lid lists lend , with L'L'/i a mims-
tf rn nml J r..i.fiST ) memborn. The J Jajitisti-
fo'low , with IK.SIll ministerH anil a-W,878 !
mi'mbcrh. The I'rcrtbyteri.mi- all
ImiJiec , ha\e 0 h30 minister * , and 4,17.1 , 705
ini'iiihers. The Lutherans arc nwt , with
: < , ] h iuiniiiturH , and ! r,0M.H members. The
Jiisciiiles hn\o 8,7W niinlntf r nml . " .OI.SL'I
members. Thu CoiigreBatimmllsts aiu
sixth , with HC."il miniiiter'nml
: ( OItHO , ; membnt , . The Kpi copr > l-
inni , inuln'ltnK ' the Pvefonneil Lpincopnl
chinch , take the seventh p'acc ' , with
: i.fiH2 ministerK ami : il",78J memlii'rn ; the
United ISrethri'ii lank next , with ' . ' , r.li )
ministers and ] "i"RH.ri inumbei * ; the Lviui-
felicnl AfMioiatiim next , with -S'lH inlnl-i-
tern ami 111,1)7 ! ! ) meinlMTH. The 1'iemh '
next , with nearly 100.000 : the Sct'oml Ail-
M-ntlMB u-xt wth H.ri.iOOi ( the Jnnkcr *
have r > ( llioi ) : tin.M > jninlti'.s ( riOOiU ) , nnd the I
MoraviaiH hrin ' up the reir with little
bind of Ires t1 at ! ) , 'ldO ( for the viholc ,
body numbers only l.'I.OOO'i. The I'nlvui-
millsli rnltniiniiH nml SufileiiboieiaiiH
have , c"llof < i' fly , about 1 , "
i Arnica 8ulv > .
The Lest saho in the world for outs ,
bruiHos , HOWS , ulcurn , salt rliouin ,
( over Mures , totter , chapped hando ,
chillblaiiiH , corns and all kindH of
akin crupti'mr. Thin salvo in guar-
antci'd to 'i\o jturiccl aatiifactiuii in
every eauo or inoimy refunded. Price ,
Sfitj pel box l ( ' .r sale by
T i it McMATTON. Omaha.
I.IUIII , < llfl' lC- |
ot tint tlumiich.
t ir ( I , < / ( ! '
( i
HI t muy
fiiveyour
life. It hui
fuved liun-
PHIS N W AJN'D CORRECT MAP
.
: > v xtmiivnn ) TA-MoiiAblo question Uiottli *
CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN RY
! . i vti lit1 1 liKlir Mft r you In . .iiivlicti inri'llii 'n ' fii'i'TOlrsplloit '
I : 'cajjo 3f J all-of Ihe Principal Points 'n ' the West , No > * h ami Northwest.
. . I .1 .Minjin . The I'ri'iiMral ntlo < nf Northv > o f arc S
ni ilihro.ii' ' n. ( Mm * intiVd rioio I'owiri'tii anMUi ( lit fains otaii r
liitidum
THE CHICAGO & NORTH'.VUSTERW RAILV/AY
OMT . : i i ' rs pilUOln-il 1 M' < vims o , . -i | . \ : v tm < > i o , | . i
n.11-- " islltiMit I ni.iilMt l1ii's
) \M---t ol t lilfivo : ' -s
The Imperial Palace Dining Cars.
. . Minimi. iTmiou.Miuumi\ioiino. " "MllwiuiUrp.drounllays I.ako Supprlor r.ftia
( . uj , | ts "u'r tllls roll : ( are MUI "y nil Coupon Ticket Ajjcnts fu tlio Uultea States on *
Itoinoinlior lo nsk forTlckcts via this ro.ia.liosiiro tlioy rcnil over It.fintl tnko none other.
MARVIN IlUainrrGcti'lMttnaert ! < Jllcaio.M W. U. STB.NXKTT.Ocu'iriUS. ARcnt , CUIcatf
IIAIUIV P , DUI'.li , l'ic < i-t Accinl.U.I * N. W , llnlhvny , 14th and Fainhamlatroota.
D. I. KlMltALL , A I Uiit Ticket Aoiit C. fc N. W tUIUvixy , 14th | nd Karnhkiu
J. ni'.LL , Tloft'ivi ! C & NV. . lUllwiy , U. P. It. H. Dopol.
HAUKST L'LAUK ( Iciicral Aircnk.
i
I
I The Oldest Wholesale and
I Retail JEWELRY HOUSE m HOUSE
m 'Omaha. Visitors can here IN TIIK WKSTl
General Agents for the
find all novelties in SIL Finest and Best Pianos and
VER WARS. CLOCKS , Organs manufactured.
Rich and Stylish Jewelry , Our prices are as Low as
any Eastern Manufacturer
uhe Latest , Most Artistic , and Dealer.
and Choicest Selections in Pianos and Organs soid
PRECIOUS STONES and for cash or installments at
Bottom Prices.
all descriptions of FINE A SPLENDID stock of
WATCHES at as Low Pri Bteinway Pianos , Knabe
ces as is compatible with Pianos , Vose & Son's Pi
honorable dealers. Call anos , and other makes.
Also Clough & Warren ,
and see our Elegant New
Sterling , Imperial , Emit1
Store Tower
, Building , American Organs , &c. Do
corner llth and. Farnham
aot fail to see us before pur-
Streets ihasinir.
MAX MEYER & BRO. ,
MANUFACTURERS OF SHOW GASES !
Large Stock Always on Hand. d3cnd II
EDHOLM
&
E EICESO N
dive the Bargains
IN ALL KINDS OF -
JEWELRY
WATCHESCLOCKS ,
SILVERWARE.SOLID
AND PLATED WARE
AND DIAMONDS ,
At Prices that Suit Any Customer Who ReallvJWiahKH a First-
Olnes Article.
STAR TINTED SPECTACLES
Are also Sold Exclus vely by us.
ALSO WESTERN AGENTS
SMITH AMERICAN ORGAN CO.'S ORGANS.
EDHOLM & ERICKSON ,
THE JEWELERS , Opposite the Post Office.
J. A. WAKEFIELD ,
WHOLESALE AN1 > KKTAII. DKALEIl IN
Lath , Shingles , Pickets ,
SASH , DOORS , BLINDS , MOLDINGS , LIME , CEMENT
WTSTA1K AOENl rOU HILWAUKEK OK11SNT COMPANY
Near Union Pacific Depot , - OMAHA. NEB
TOWER AND HAND
Steam Pumps , Engine Trimmings ,
HALLADAY.WIND-MILLS , CHURCH AND SCHOOL BEL
A , L , SBANGk205 Farnham St. , Omaha.