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THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : THURSDAY , NOVEMBER 24 , 1881 THE DAILY OMAHA PUBLl'sHINQ CO , PROPRIETORS 010 Fnrnharn , bet. 0 h nnd 10th Streets. TEKM3 01' SUlldiitUrriON. One copy 1 yo.irln , n'lvAiicefj' ip W ) HOA " " 5.0 B nionlh * . " " . month * BAILviVY ! TiM13 TABLE. 1MICARP CIIICAOO , ST. I' VI. , VISMKArol.14 S Lmra Ilinn't 1'ixsvnscr No. 2 , " : 0 . m.c otninodatton No. 4 , l.W p. m Atr i i iMi.iiift i-nsiionifrt No , 1,6:10 : j > . m Accommodation Xo. 11 , 10:60 a. u , L11V1M > OMAIIX Mft 08 SOUTH COCND. C , D. A Q. 7 : 1 v m. S:40 : jn > - C. * K.V. . . 7:10 , m. 3UO n , in. 0. , H. 1. A1' . , 7:10 : . rn. 3li p. m. R , C. , SI. J. & C. 0. , luavcs t 3 ft. m. A"d 0C : P.UI. Arrives at St. I/3Uii t ( i:30n. : m , mid 8:6 : W. ! SI. L. Jt P. , Imvrft at 8 ft. rn. nnd 8:10 : p m. Arrives ht ijt. I.ouls At 6:10 : n. m. nud 7b : . m. VMT on sonintiaw. ' D. A ) I. In Nth. , Tliroufh r.\prc s , 8tO . m II. ( t M. Lincoln FAyrcM-0 23 \ \ n. U I1 r.iprom , 1ZU : p. ni. 0. S K. V. f.u llnooln , 11:4.1 : n. w. 0. & II. V. for Onccolv 10:10 : . m. U. P. trrlslit No. B , iai : , ni. D , P. frclirlit No. 9 , S:20 : . , m. U. P. Ircinht No. 13 , 20 : 1 . m. U. I' . Ir.i nt Nn , 7 , 0:10 : p. in. omlgr nt. . . P. Denver cti > rw , 7:35 : p. ra. U , ' P. frcifM N'I' , 11 30 I' . ' " U. P. Denver height , f :2B : p. m. AkJ.IUMiIMil * T J.SD MC711. C. D. it < > h.OO * . m. 7:23 : p m. 0. * M. w. , O.J5 . m. 75 p. in. a R. I.fcP..OIB : i. ni. flos : p. m. K. C. , 81. fou & C . . 7:10 : n. m , C:1B : ARkiviKa rnojt Tin BJI AMD O. ft 1U V. Jrcm Lincoln 1.03 p. m. U. I' . r.xiTJV-3:23 : p. ni. B & M.ln Noli. , Tliro.iuli r r w p. tn U. 4 M. liiiii-oln i\pri. : 4-94U ui. U. I * . Uenver ovprcsn , 7:55 a. in. U. I' . Fro flit .No. 10-4.35 p. n > . U. y.n fiO ; R. m , Kinlif U. 1' . frclsbt No. 14 , l'5 : ! p. m. U. P. 'M\ . - - . 00 p. in. U. P.o. . 1 ? lJfp : a. tn. U. 1' . Denver freight. 1:10 : a. m. O. & U. V. mUul , M. 1.4) p. u > . DUHMT TCXIK1 Kir\FII1.1 OMIIU AHD TOtl.aiL SLUMPS. t rB Chnnlit \ ' -DO , 0:00 ami 1J:00 : ft. m. I'M 2:00 : , 8:00 , JKX ) , 6:00 : anil 0:00 : p. m. Ixv Council llluffn at SS5 : , : 2J , 11:85 k. m. 1ZO , 2ii : , SM , 4:26 : 6:25 ftnd 6:25 p. in. SunJajR The duuiiiv UaOuahn at 0:00 : idlMi R. m. ; 8.1x1 , 4 : X ) and 6:00 p. in. Leuxra Cjuneil IllutTa .t : ii Mid 11:25 o. m. ; 1:56,4:25 : : and 6:2B p , ra. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Opening an- ' Closing of Mrlls. norm. UI-K.N. CLCNS. - . m. r. m. a. tn. p. m. . 11.10 9.W 0:30 : 2:40 : O-iiciuc ; , K I. Putiflg. 11:00 9ud : GSO : 1:40 ! : Bi 0:30 : MO W\brxsh 12.W 0:30 : : 0 3 inx City and r.vrtflc. . 0:00 : 030 MO Uilon I'liclilc 4:00 : 11:40 : ll.unha&ll. V * :00 ll40 ! B , All. In Neb 1:00 : 8:10 : OnVviN Sioux City , . . . 0 ( X ) 7,33 , B. A M. Mncoln oo : U. P. Lliicoln Sunday. . . 1:30 11CO : U. P. DouTtr Et M C:30 : O. , SluuxCity i St. l'.llU : > ' . :10 uicnl uimlt tor tltatc 01 jcnr leave but once ilk ; \U : C0n , in. Otflca open 8unily from 12 m. to 1 p. in. TllOfl. V HAU , 1' JI. Business Directory. Abttract anrl Rnal Uitnte. JOHN L. MoCAQUE , opjxi-lto Post Office. W. R. BAKTtKlT BIT South 13th Street. ArcliU'jeU. DUFIlKKn i MENnr.LSSOIL' , ' , ARCHITECTS Hoora 14 Crelghton nii > : k. A. T. LAROE Jr. , B im 2 , Citkhlon Block. Boot * and Bliooo. JAHKS n VIKC & CO. , Flno Boots and Shoofl. A good auHOrtmcnt ot homo work on linnd , corner 1-th nnil Hirnuy. * HO3. ERICKSON , H. K. cor. 16th and Dousiao. JOHN FOUTUNATUB. 805 10th street , tonirnfivturrH to ordiir good wofh kt fair jirlcoi. Kejiilrlng rtonn. Ded Eprlngs. J. F. lAKHIMEIl MMiufaclurnr. 1617 Doufluat. Booka , News and Gtatlonory. J. I. PKUKI1AUF 101S Farnham Street. Butter and IfcSIIANK & SCHKOKDEIt , this oldcit B. _ nd K. Nebraska rsUbliKhod 137fi Omaha. OKNTUAL RESXAUKAMT , illti ! . A. It YAM , gonthwcft corner ICthand DoJ c. Best Hoard for the Monty. .Ixtiuf.Ltluii UuarantcuO. Meala . ( .11 Iloun. flonid by thu Uiy , Wool ; or Month. tiooil Terms ( or Caab. yurnl'lwl Hnnm Urrla < ; es and floaa Wj ons. WM HNVnKIt , Uthnnd Ham y Slri > ula. Jewe or * . JOHN ISA1TMF.R liUI Fi rui.im Htrert. Our.k. H. BEPTHOLP , Rasa and Jlotdl. Lumber , Lime anU Cement. rOSTEU k OH AY corner Uth end Uonclvi Sts. Lamps nnd Ul.tss-are. J. BONNKIl IWtt l/3Q2t tit. Oco.l Variety. Merchant Tailors. O. A. L1NDQUEST , Ootiot our mo pcpiilar Men.hant Tuilora la re ceiving t.lo latest iliMhns for Uprin/ and Snmnior Ooodn t'.t euntlcnicn'H rar. Ktyli h , dnritlilo , nil Drlc'.nii\ ) < c.-cr 21B I3ih l > Ut ! ! ) , 0. A. JUNGKR , AVliolonlo fttul Rttall , K n- cy OiK > ili In prrjit inricly , Xepliyrs , Ciinl limn ! * , Iln"i rr , liiuvro , < ! on < 'tH , , tc. C'luait'at | llouio lu tbuWetl. I'urchp.'JM tavo 20 ptr ctut. Order by Mail. 116 KllU'onth Ktn-ct. l-oiinary. JOtfN WEAIINK& KOIIS , cor. 14th .1t J rk jnutt r-lour nnil Fi-.til. OUA11A CIT ? 3IILI.S , 8tlt r.n.I K rnh m 81l. , Wuljnans Uro ? , , proiirlntorx. Urccort. Z. 8TBVCNB , 21 lietvt-i.li Omli > ? an-1 lr.\r V. A. McSITANP , Corn. 23d anil ISiniliw Hliwti. o , iron ana M < / , > I. OLAN & IiAWGWOllTHVViick * li' . 119 112 Utb dirt ft * HOLMES cor r ir < h ni Harnc * * , Saadles , Uc , n. WRIST M ISth St. hot F.iri" , V IlK HMtli , ANKIULI ) IIUUSU , OnCtvicl ( ! DORAN HOUSE , I1 11. Cnry , P13 Karnh m t. SLAVIIN'S llOTr.L , K. filaviTi , 10th fit. Southern Hotel , Oiu. llainul utli A I.envtnwortb Clothing I2onht. _ 0 JJ1IAW will ( xiy hlKhti-t Cabh price for second h-n > ! cliVlilnr. Corner JOlIi and Faniliniu. Dentists. DR. PAUL , WUllams' DIocl : , Cor. llith A Oruat , Halite nnu UHi. KUIIN * CO. Pharm-cU'ii , Fine * ' .xno iooj | < , C'or. lain md Jxjium htrcct * W. 1. WIHTnilOUf B , Vholwnlu A llcUil , ICth t. 0. KIKLI > , iO' orU ! 8ic.i fJimlni ! fitr et. PAHll , Drujliit. Itl'.i Ory Conils Nntlont , tic. JOHN II. F. LF.UMANK h 00. , Now Ycik Dry accdsSxire , 1210 nnd 1312 Karn- L. 0. f.ncflnlil p n linrti-n.I f huruuurn. A F. onO3 , I BW r.d K ( xml Hand furnltmp nd KtovM , 1114 I , iiei i UiilKht fft h i.rli'B U1 fur frocoutl lianu tcwii. ISONNEU 130J teula Bt. Fine ifoodd. he. F-er.cu Workt. OMAHA I'KNCK 00. 00.1T. Kr.rK3SOO , , ISlSIIsrnpytit. , Impro-'O- 1 lea Jloxr-K , Iron and Wo .l K'-'tiecu , Walllns ) . Coinittraof Plnor.m' Walnut. Clears and Tobacco , .WK81 & FRn"iOJIKIIIir.imnf&etirerBOf Crrj ! , and HTinlwala IXalCM In Tolnoxw. 1M4 IKMttla , ! . W. K. LOKKNZFiN rainulai'turir J4CKornti | in R Florlit. A. Doim < huei > lMit , c t ( lovrcrt , KiU , ooqut tc. N. W. cor. inth uJ DonMu flrMt * . Civil Engineer ! nnd Surveyort. ANTUKNV IIOSKWATKR , CrolthUin tllock fovcn Uommlsilon M rch nt . JOHN O. WILi 1,13,1414 tKxtea Street. D n. nKKMKK. VonlfUlts M Urire Uvcrtlje mrnt In Dnllr ami Wrt'lvlr , Comics Worki. Cornice Uorkii. iUnufwtnrcrJ Ire Cornlco , Tin , Iron J HUto Hootlliiy , Onlnr Iroiu miy locntlty iroiiii > tly c CTit l In the bc ainiincr , Kuctorjanil OHc ! < > ISIS Ilnrnoy St. C. Sl'KOUT , PropticU > r. Irou CornlHf , IVIiutow CAM , t imnufuctureJ iinil jmt up In liny | irt of th country. T. SIXIKII.H 4J6 Thlttccnth otrtct Orocl cry. ) . CONNER 19 ! IKMisin Htrtx > t. Otxxl line. Olothlnn and Furnlthlng Good * , OEO. It , I'ETKKSOK , Al i U ts , f f , Bool * 3hooi , KotloBd MiJ Cuticty , 804 8. 10th street. RetrlgerAtori , Cnnfleld't Patent , 0. F.aOODMAy tlth St. bet Fmn. * lUtntr Show Oi Manufactory. ) 0. J. WILUK , IttnnMctutcr nnd Dealer In all klndi ol Bhon U ! Kfl. UrtlKbt Coma , A 1317 CUM Bt , FttANK I. . aEnitAIll ) , proprlMot Om h Show Caco ui&nuractary , SIS South 16th itrecl bftwc.'n Lo vonnoitli and Murcy. All good -ntraiitxl Orst-clawi. Pawnbroker * . ROSKMrSLD. 10th fit. , hct. f t A Ilu Stovoi cud Tinware , A. UUKiimEH , Ponlcr In Stovra mid Tlnwure , nnil Uknnli\ctarn al Tin lloofa and nil kinds ol Ilulldlnj Work Odd rollowi' lllock. } . BONNKR. 1DOT DoueUn St. Good nnd Ch p Dttdt. J. KVAX8.Whota\louid ! RoUtl Bfl Drllli and CnltlvMon , Odd Fellows Hall. Pliy lclan end Duraeoni. W. 8. Oinny , It. D. , llxiu Ka , Ortlchton lllock , 16th Streot. P. 8. 1.EISKN1UNG , A. U. MaaonJo Block. 0. l > . HART , U. I ) . , IV ) f nr.il K r , a\rf. pogtomeu DR. I. . ORADD7. Oculist * nd Anrlst. R. W Ittli nd Fnrnham Bt Pholocrupnert. OEO. IIKYN , PROP. Onad Central GrUkrv , 212 .Slxtwuth Street. i.car Masonic 1U1I. First-clivw Work and Prompt PlumblnK , Qa&ancl Steam Flttlni ; , P. W. TAUPY & CO. . 210 12th St. , lict. F nih n and DoiigiaM. WorK promptly nUcndud to. I ) . FlTZrATIirCK. 140U Ioujla ; Street. nn aprr 'IKNRY A. XOITKUS. Ill l > odj ; Street. Slion aiorcj , Phillip I-Ani : , 1S20 Faranr.ai at. bet. 13th ft lith Second Hand Slora. PEHKINS & LE.MS.Wlfl Poiwlas St. , Now niu k-coinl Hand Furniture. llou.o Fiinils'iln On 4c. , bonrht tiuil KuM on imrrov HENUV K AUl'MAXN , [ n thn nu * brick block on Douulia StrMt , has Ju t ojicni'd n moat rlrpint Hu'i Ilall , llot Lunch from 10 to 12 c * en' iliy. ' CalMoma " J FA1 TO V E 117(1 K'lh Street. Unclurtaksri. CHAS. RIEWK , 101X Karnliani liet. 10th t I1W 00 Cent Stnrei. P. 0. HACKUR. ISfli Kurnlam St , K ncv finni ! To Nervojs Sufi'erers THE CHEAT EUROPEAN REMEDY. Dr. J. B. Siiiipaon'B Specific It In r > ponjUvocuro f.-r Spcniiatoirheo. , Scn-.li.a Vookne < , Ini [ > ot.\iipv , and nil ili fisw reinltlrg rom Sull-\l > u e , . iluntal Anxiety , Loffc Heipory , PulDH In thu B K or SIJo. tuij ns , 0 rsConTOraptlon [ rs--- ! . 4'A [ insanity an I cut true to all.Vritt ) for thi in lnl get full l Iculirs. Price , S [ clflc , tl.H ) par pir.kni'0 , or lz r rl- Ki'S for SD.OO. Addivfi uMniciii tu B. t..HMKKK'tNK ' l"J. Nos. 101 anil lOii lla'n SI. IluCtiilo , N. Y. Bold In Oman * t > y C. f. Gnodimn , J. W. Bell , . K Inn , nnt all iirUL'tlsti > > vi < rv'vhuri > . WESTEliN CORNICE WORKS ! C. SPEGSHT , Proprietor , 1213 Harney Street , OMAHA NEB. , - - - . MANUFACTUUEIIS OF flUYABIZED IRON Cornices , Dormer "Windows , Finials , TIN , IBOff g LATE ROOPINa , pecbt'n Ptirent MetTlic SJy- 11 ; ; he. Patent Adjuslablu n.itchut D.irancl BRACKET SHELVING- . I am the fontral Ktitc A'i'iit for the above no of _ ooil . IUOX KK.VCIMJ , resting * , Onluttr.-uK'S. Vt r.indai.'OfTlcc and Uank R.illlifs ] , V/indo.v and Cellar Ou.irds ; , il o GUNKI5AI. AIJNT ; : Peer son nnd Hill Patent Inoldo Blind. nor4dtl 11 Richmond , Ind. Buildern of ENGINES OF ALL SIZES , From 3 to 25 H. P. SAW MILLSirorl ? Ur.0lM" or all Drains ami fi"ccU , Including Clover and limothy. Feed Milln , &o. , &c. t will pny yon Im-jjoly tn write , stat- iiiy what VMIvuat and liow you winh to pny. nujurl Inducements tn C..r.li PiircliAiers. DDRES3 : ROBINSON & CO. , no2wtf Ricbmoud. Ind. Geo. P. Bern is IEAL ESTATE ACEHCY , ISlli anl Dodyt ) 6t'i. , Omaha , Neb , This azcnsy ut m < ) TRiCf LI a trek t rr./u liuiln ML oo * not tjiai-uluti' , , J thciuloio uny har .tni n It * tiog'HH or r liifurtil to ltn p Uon , liutc-1 THE ART OF EATING. What Delmouico Snya of Din. nors , nnd the Mon Who Order Thuru. A Dinner Tlmt Cost Four Totmnnil Dollnrft for Ton Guest ! . N w Yolk CcrnH | > nilfncc I'hlUJolphUTiiuw. The other tiny the great caterer 1 iiiuan Uelinonicu talked nbout what people e.it. It is not n safe but a roa < oiabl : assertion to make , that what Now York people eat that is good they think they oat at lolinonico'n. 1 menu , in plainer words , they gratify their normal appetites somewhere else and pivo the whimsey of their atom- aclis the syllabub of cookery nt the cent r.il and fashionable placo. If they were really in earnest in gratifying nt once their snobbery and their liunt'cr , they might just ua well cat nt ono placean another , for the cost is not much higher or lower in all good places. 1 know a acoro of people who avoid Dolmonico's when they are hun gry , nnd yo to sonic other plnco to spend the sumo amount of money for u lunch becaiuo they arc ufr.ud of the tariir , AH n lim'ter of financial fact they pay Iho same nt the Brunswick , the St. .lames and the Ciilscy house , nnd more at Iho Astor house ( whHi , by the way , popular as it is , is the most expensive feeding place in Now York ) Martinoll's , .I'lirkor's and tlio Hotel Duckinghiini. To nacortnin these facts requires long journeys of discovery if you seek to know them by experience alone. I have taken them. Hut : ill of tlii * does not npply to Mr. Uolmoiiico's talk , nnd in intro ducing that 1 wish to oay that ho has served dinners which cost to thopoyor 8400 a cover , and of that ouo dinner I shall speak prcHuutly , while I record in a croHS'tahlo way the unpremedi tated interview we had. Till ! IIEHT HATKK. "Who is the best eater among your patrons ? " was asked. ' 1 don't Know ; in the way of hearty eaters it would be dilliculb enough U > discriminate. The most artistic feeder I liavo stHsn hero was probably CSoorgo Augustus Sala , the English author and journalist , " "ly ! wh t rule do you classify him ' ' sohiglil' "Woll , he ate his breakfast like n man who slept soundly drank a light bottle of San erne with a , Spanish mackerel , or n dish of fresh brook trout funotheicd in cresses , called for a Ciinteaubriiind steak and fried j-o- tittocs , drank Homo eoll'eo with that , and ate the ermt of a hot roll anointed with Hweut ( tinsiltfd ) builer , and limn finished his , breakfast. Tlmt- taken about ten o'clnck gave him u chance for u proper dinner atsovon. " "Anil was lie us clever with an or der for dinner as ho was for breakfast ? " "Yes , indeed ; but lie 110 as an Englishman always does-rare roast beef , blood gravy with it , underdone Southdown mutton , curried dishes for entries , and a straight service of wirio for the meal. " "You liavo given some very big dinners hero. What was the greatosH" "AVoll , 1 guess the ono to Sir Mor ton L'oto l > y jyiclhuiry , who was cre ating the Atlantic and Great Western r.uhvay at that lime , was the greatest public dinner. It cost in round tiU'iircH nearly $21,000 , of which 83- 900 were fur flowuiB nloiie , and § 11- 700 for wine. " "Oh , monstrous ! but only 59,000 worth 01 bread to thin intolerable de'il of Pack ! How many floated their food in that octau of wino ? " "TliiTo wore < mo hundred covers laid , but ono hundred and 'forty-two sat down. " "That was a big dinner you gave to Dorsey ? " "Oh , yes , that's the time that President Arthur , then vice president elect , sat Ijosido Grant. They had about as good a dinner as any that had been givi-ii liitoly. It didn't coat no much , but tboio WITO nioro public mou ihoiv Hum 1 have over seen KJitheivd at any public dinner in New York. Jiiy Gould , Emory Sierra , Ooi'nrni rs Unyi , Coincll , Secretaries EvartB , Klii-niian , Uorsoy hima.lf- pre.it men tli-ifc day sure Oorlmm , liufdicr , Dr. Storm , Senator .Jone * and ovurybody three hundred odd , T thiivl ; . " "Trouble about gettingyounnouoy , oh ? " "dot it , though , and no serious trouble. lam not , talking polities , " Till : UKAXD SWAN lU.S'.MIK. "Wh.it wns tlm 'grand swuu dinner ' L heat of soiiititiiiii-hl" "Tlmt v.-us a iliniiorat which wohcd it mnnll lal.u built up'iih ' Iliu table , in the coiitru--no , nut BO very mnitll , cither- and nt which the desiortvur. served in HIUIS' ( -t-'giihulla , cut oul ot mnible , while in tlio lake Bwnm live live fiwaiid Tlio table was a bed of Tli.it ivis a tolurablu din- er. " "That r. mind * ono f the dinner old of in IV.ioniui Arbiter. " " .Sure enough , l > iu those old clnsuic ritcri lull tunics that inodurn gas- roiiiimy nevi rn nclies. Tiio ( inn arts , n cnuliery 'and t.ililo service as in minting , KJUIII lit lie Ijcilur in their eicriptionsthan wo can rival now. " "Don't git jealous ; if you had lived 'hi'ii no puncii was good without n itrul cli.'BolM.'ii in it , and a handful tit uliioj to flavor each glass , you might lave exceeded. What wnn the big ' [ i\Ioiilied. \ : ] "Well , tli io was n entluinnn who gnvo n dinner to ten L'ojlo : tlriL cost him $100 a cover , It IMH InxnrioiH enough to bo cl.iHhicul. I in bilN of f.itu hu provided himself , nd iiriistc.il on tlio gnrcuiiH , five of iiL'in , buing ditssud nn suilnrx , Ilu us it. jaclitsm.'ui , and hu bought their othcs and pent for them next day to TOSH hi * JRtiloiR on Iho vessel wilh. 'hu bills of faro were the feature of 10 ilium r. LctmcRcf.1. They drank or rjithurs tuatud every vint < td ( | U'itliut has over boon brought lo Vim-rica , I do not mi'fln they drank very biand of wine , but the bout HU > < ot Kuud enough for their tasto. They niuliL'd uith a IIOHHO cad'iniicu of loven liiiuora. " "Bui thubillnof fare ? " " 'J'hfyrcro too grand. Itoforo ach plate pat a cut-cliiHH basin , ubon * . .wenty . inthiM in dinmoter and four nohett deep. ICauh WHH nearly lilled ith water perfumed with otter of fiHi'H , on the nnrfaco of which floated lalf-opoii pond lilies. In thobaninn icrfeet modiil ( > f the y.-ichl owned by the gontlomnn who gnvo tlio dinne w w nlnccd. It was out in red cedn wood , with cabin , rail , wheel for steer ing , brass work , 8ucliiuibo1nying-pin btnnncle , etc. , nmn ropoa worked nm trimn.cd with sailor knots , acrnpci pin inasln nnd booms , rigging of silkoi cords colored as it would bo in ( hi prototypp , nnd anils of satin. " "Hut the bills of faro ? " "Yes , you ! The sails curried tin bills of furo , On the flying jib won tlio words , 'Compliments of the well , niver of the dinner ) , on the jil the date nnd plnco ; on the foresail wan the lumo of the gtieftl who tat al the plnco whom each little vesse floated , nnd on the mninsnil wai ( lit menu. Then , us the guest had occjv sion to consult it , ho used n little gold onr thnt rested on the lingers of n nil venmiml , who peered over the spnrk < ling gliisx , nnd hold out both Imiuls t < prnsp the oar. After the dinner each guest either carried nwny the bill ol furo , or hml it sent to him nt his home The bills of furo mint hnvo coat $100 ft piece. " "Got ono ? " "No , T have ft 8100 to keep " "Who gave tlio dinner. " "Whisper I duclino to advertise the idiot. ' "But ho must Iwo been nn idiot of taste to plan tucli nn nrrnngemont fern n bill af fare ? " ' /Don't toll the people in Philadel phia tliwtj they won't believe it ; be sides , ho didn't plnti it ? it was another idiot I mean myself. " ' "Was 1 hat -the boat pr'ivulo dinner you over gave ? " "Yes ; tlmt WM the most oxpousive , and wo never nerve anything but the very boat. " IDEA OP A "Wliat was your idea of a good din ner ? " "Do you ask mo M a caterer or n dinor'i'1 "Both. " "As A caterer , I answer the one tlmt gives the most satisfaction to those lo whom it is served and returns the bust profits ; us n diner , the best in that which gratifies tlio taslo , nutul'ms the dcnixnds of hunger , tickles the appetite - tito and completes its courses jiml at the time the porn in eatu feels hnimelf no longer hungry and be.nins to won. der why , beonimo ho does not romotn- ber to liavo t-aton anything. " "Cnn you HccomliHb [ ) tlmt blissful condition nf things for yourself' " "Soiiiclimes ; but nut nlwayH. Wis dom in feeding 1 nolico , is rare , and flush is weak. One either gi U too much wino at tlm sUrt or commits porno such folly ns taking a drink of brandy utid soda or a eocktnil before hu begins , and then hu will lind it no end of trouble to balance his stem ach. " "If wisdom of this kind is rare , pur- hups you can tell mu the imnicH of nome of the fuw people who are rcJIy wise1 ? "Thnt'fl pretty hard. There's Un do Sam Ward. He's n good and son- Bible enter , but inclined to tnko food too highly flavored , llo'll get gouty , maybo. " "Among iho politicians , who eat well ? " "Let me BCO. I cin't recall many ricjht off the rotil. There's Kvnrtii Ho cats a good dtal , nnd eats good food , mi' ! known it. Among lucal [ ) oliticituis Hub"rt O. Thompson , now : oininissioner of public wens : , is the bust. 1 don't know bub what ho is the most nmtocratio epicure in New York. T have often ntlnnrwl Charles Brooke's orders. By the wiy , ho is a I'hiludeh'hinn , ami perhaps has a ten dency to chicken croquettes , born of n. tauto created of Atigustin's , tliut should bo n-Hlniinud. Ho is n , terra pin connoisseur. Ti'dvii ' , Unuli ! samtny , knows wh t is good , nnd the way he orders the ( hut in season , indi cates how hit keeps trucu of the timer ] when due. Ex-Gov- new thing * arc - - ornor Jewell , of Hartford , i < a delicate - cato and curt-ful feeder. The S'uw En < { lnnilois , us n rule , do not excel in gaitronomy. They order thiii-.it out of s-iuon and gen- urHlly hush up their looil. Lot , mo sco , you were aiking nhijutpoliticiaiir. Ken. Butler , hu is a splendid t.-xcop- ioiitothe i.viT.i'jo . Yankee , and BO , too , is ( Iuner.il H"okor , who is secre- uiy of the upubiioHii mttion.il eom- mUlcc. Ho C'lii.us ' from Vermont , ind alili' > iigh ho rarely niHes a good : > iilnnco of the ku > d of tvino ho drinks , lofjdta tint nhl kind. Governor Cor nell I doii'i. know nnytliinu ub nit. ovonuir lloytYes / ; hu'u n. big nan , with ehin whiskers. I rarely ice him , tunhu IMII order just what 10 w.mts , diid IIH knows just how good it is. Tln'ii llicni'H fen C.im- uron , whuiKa uomforiablo tint nut a really good ordt-jer. Wnyno J\Jac- \ Yeayh knows how in order n tasteful linnur. linli ( tiirnt.t , yico president ) ( tlio Biiiini'in ) ct Ohio nil end , is clever tint way , aii-1 g > ts a dinner aarty very h in j y in a liltlo while. " An'oJW AT DINNKH. "Tlmatric1 * ! people good feeders ? " "Nono worm , it I expect John M - Jiillwiigh .anil homa of tiiuliidieu wlniHd irovendur i onb-rod by sumo No.v 'oik iv.coitvln > knows what she ) tujli < < i oa * and lm money , n ilhr > f whifli thingH hlio linn. " "Isn't I My a dainty feeder' ! " " 1 i cully ( lout know , Bhoridun Shook in .1 li'-arty ono. John Dull' is i hearty ea.ii.-r and ntrong drinker. lo WU'K ' > S everything down with hampa oo 1'oiiuiioroy Sec , John ifcCuult is a great fallow for turrupin , Javt'ily niivlyo.diiBS inhere. Maple- on con D.H often , ea > H well and drinks well. Uy Iho way , Thin low Weed ciittWH n thin'or two about what in jooil ; K'ld'iffl ' Putin1 ( ! oopnr. Elornci ) "Jroeley un au idi < > laboutfooilmt ] ] | ho iitno hi-ro often. Old .ludgo Pucker , low di'H'l ' , was a diHoriminivting nmn ) Ver fond mid win . " " [ low about the wonion ? " "Thoy novcr know , or nt least only i few of tlmm. I'lirnhurdt hud no dca wh.it io put in hur Ktonmuh UoiHtiT nlwi > i v/unted parlicky nnd illioli Hiuioniil ; ; ilihln.-a. ICellogg oatn lyattTH ami terra ) . in. An a rule , la- lies v/h'j COIIHI hero lo lunuh e.it aladMu'.i ; always order butter aim norn cnrufii'ty ' than woinuii. 'J'he vi'htoric : ' ( | ( n iv about Ihci name tind o ) ftdiTS the Ymiki'os nro. Tlio outheriu'iH ; ; n fur any dhdi tlmt is rioii ami i > -omo dyspeptiu ill Imsle. " 'ho PCI. ] , ! , of ( ho middle fltntos nro ho binl limftn. JjiigliHlniien got the ieat bmilif. ti ; . Fi'ttnclmiini uro tlio MRt ! wiiio-Jriiikcrti nnd judges of vine , and furolidient generally know noni nboul eating nnd diinking than Taken full and larye , Ihc naltimorenns who visit hero nro th most iftsleful enlors , the I'hiladc pluans the mostdainly , the llostoninn the most critical , the native Knickei hooker the most sensible. " The Country Who thai lim ever lived nny time In th country but u.ml liavo lirnnl'tif tlioiiittip of JUmlnck n > ) nltlood i > ntifier. llunluc Dlnod Hitters euro dy popsLi , biliiiiiiics. . nnd nil dlriler.4 > nriilng fr-uu imnui WtMnl or dcr.inpi-tl Hvcr or klilncyo , 1'iie $ t.H > , ttinl K'ttlcn in ' ' 7 rodlw The Fittest l > ctr"lt Krco Tri-s * , When the Atl.intic oxprosn trail over the Centrnl road renehed Nile the other dny n Detroit connnorcin traveler hoarded the train lo tint every so\t taken. In the center o une eoach ono sent was occupied h ; t n satchels , and another by nn over coat and hat , xyhilo the owner of tin. ivrlictos VVIM in the suiokint. car The Dotroiter gnthered up nil tlio bug gngo and placed it on the wood box and occupied the seats with his own , and ho had just got comfortably set tled when the late occupant roturnot' 'nun his aiuolo. Ho jaw what hu r.mspired , and wns white with anger tut he began : "Who moved my b.iggnge ? " " 1 did , " wns the prompt reply. "Sir ! I uipri'sont the wholesale crock ory house of Blank it Dlank , New York , and I - " "f knew i-.fl.uv { your naniu on the baggage , " interrupted the other. "Haven't you .seen the papers ( o-dny ? ' ' "No , Mr ! " "T thought not. Well , your house 1m fniled for $288,000 cnn't pay twenty cents on tlm doll.ir-- bad bust no time for you to sprend over two seatH crowd in POIIIU- where or bland by the ntovo , and when wo gi't to Delniit I'll help you get n puts homo. Sorry for yon , nnd nil thnt , but our course is lated A 1 , has a reserve of $7u,000 in mortgages , ntul the survival of the fittest ia a tirin- ciplo older tlmn the hills , liavo a cigar'/ / " cigar'A _ A World of Goad. Ono of the most popular medicines now bt'loto ' the American public , in Hop Uitters. YoiiRooit ovrrywhero. People tnko it with good etl'ect. It builds Ilium up. It is not at pleasant to the taste ns uonio other Hitlers as it is not a uhitiky drink. Itt \ more like the old fashioned hoim-nct tea tlmt lias donu a world of pmd. II yon don't , feel just right try Hop Jiit- tois. - iSrundi Nown. noviri-deol Wilt Unicilri l > cnuior.it. A eoniluclor on the 15.it3r.be- enmo dissatisTud with his pi > sitit > n I he ether d.iy . nnd concliute.d to call for his 'Mime , " intending tog'n easl. Jt ua'i given him , but the nmgnalo who furnished it , nt the oamo time loftily said : "I w.ml yon to undorritand , Air. - tlmt , you will got no puss over the Jt. it RI. fm your way east. " Tliu conductor oycd him a moment nnd replied ; "Well , sir , 1 m > ese there in nolliiiiL ; to hinder me from taking n tin-puss or goini ; out over the II , L' . , iw them ? 'Iho mighty man of the second pail made no reply to tlm , but coiitnitiitd : . "And iinuvovor. sir , I want you to nndofKtiind tlr.it you will neb u t. a po sition on nnothcr rend very easily. Wo slmll do till in our p.nver to pre vent it. " Tlio retiring railroader only smiled al. this , nnd cnoly answered again : " 1 gutss , nt least , tlmt you'll lot mo go hack to Iho funu and go to shuck ing corn , won't you ? " Tlio cnnvorsvion ceased heio , the biu gun linding that his cfl'orls to iiu- pnns the lesser ono with n proper sensti of the terrors of the U. & .Al. c rjioiatiim wcro a flat hiiluro. K AN1)YSI'KI'.SIA. A m wt rcmirkalilu cure fnr ily. < | iniHiii | , " \VelU II nlth ItttiiHivur. " Tliu Rrisntmt t nle , Ijeitliiliinisnnil liver rcnifdv known. U. lii ) ot l' . ! ' . AX IION1WT MKDKJJXE l 'KKK 01COST. . Of all medicincn advertised to cure : my alleclion of Iho Throat , Cheat or Lungs , wo know of none wo can rec ommend BO highly as Du. Ivi.vo's N'l'.w Dl.M'ovniiv for Coiisnnipti'in Coughs , Cold. ) , Asthma , Bronchitis liny I'V vor , Hotrsonosi ; ; , 'J'ickling in the Throat , loss of voice , etc. 'J'hia mod- iuinu does positively cure , and that where everything else has fniliid. N medieiiio can show one-half so many positive and permanent cures as have already been ollected by this truly wonderful remedy. For Anthnm and IJi'oiK'liitiii it. is n porlcet Hpocilic , cur ing llto very worst caxcs in tliu short- osl lime possiblo. Wo say by all niL-iins give it n trial. Trial holtlo.i free. Itogular nixo l.OO. l'orHiiliihy ' ) HII & J\ic'iilAiioN \ , Oniali.i. J. I. PAYNTER , Proprietor Corner 10th and Howard Streets,1 , OMAIIA , NE15. Ratec , Two Dollars For Day , _ 8/njilin / _ Woiitorn ttorso ana Uattlo Iii- Biiranco Ooinpauy , CV.iitnl , . . . CIOO.GOOOO . -i ll"f > fB , Mull-Hand Cattle ( : dn lloM dy , . 'iMi-nnu or tlicft. AucncliH In ull uiun- I'HOIJATE NOT [ n Iliu in tti r tit the Khtato nf I'ctcr J , Jrilmm , Nnli'-i , it horoliy ( 'lvrn tliat Iliar lllflr ol i i iJM iln i wl , ulh mit t thu tt'lniliiittrutor ' of mid I jitat , lirfn 11 me , County Jinlxii l -iiifln Ciiiiii , ' . lifujl.u , ut a Comity i omt Ilixdn. n. i.inl' ' ' " .inl.i , nn Iliu t4th ! il y "I "ft eiiii r , l"'l on Unlch ilny of , 'aiiliirVi : l 'Zi itnil nn th ilih ilt > "t Mirth , lod' ' , at lu'cluck / n in. ' " ' ' > il : > > , fin tin- purism ) uf ) iiiHclitii.i : ; tlini ilitiln- lei i.u. . iiatlon. ( I'ljintiiidit ami nll'iHfin ' < i M nn.iitli4uru allowul forcruilltuM lo | irisi'ii I tin ir 1-l.iiin , ainloncytarfor tlicu'linli'lttiulor tr , Hittlo wilil I. tati > , from tlio "Itli ihj uf * ; | il in i l.tr , ISil , tlii * iiotlro will hu | Mil.lUho.l In 'Jnn DUAIU Vi KI-HI.V IlrKfor four uuukn * iiiiT i ikili ] > rlnr lo thu .Mill U y uf Novuinhrr , IbMI. [ Atrufl o.y.J | A. M. CIMMVI'K , ' ' County niRECTGRY OF LEADING WESTERN HOTEL ? ItOTKLS. 1 i Ml N ARLINarON , J. O. MclNTIRE , Lincoln , IteL WAVERLY HOUSE , JAMES W. CRADTRtE , \Vftverly , Neb. SARATOOA HOTEL. J. 8. STELLINIUS , Mllford , Neb. HEED HOUSE , CEO. R2HD , Ulyttci , Neb. WOODS HOUSE , W. P.ELLIS , O ceo'.i ' , Neb. OOMMEROIAL HOTitL JOHN HAM1AM. Elroins' ' urR , Nob. AMCniOAN HOUSE , OEO. H. MeOAlN. Eoulli Ucntl , Nc HALL HOUSE , A. W. HAUL , Loulivllln CITY HOTEL , CHENEY ft CLARK. Ol.ilr , rich , DEPOT HOTEL , F. H. tUUUITT , Norf jlk , Neb , CITY HOTEL , J. f- ' . COLE , Peru , Heb. UAIiMUM HOUSE , MR. VAN HORN , Nohr.uV.i City D. nrUM , UiucJIUc , Neb. Horru O.H. HACKNEY , Aalil.-viul , Noli. WISNEII HOJ3C , PERRINE UROS. . Wlsncr , Neb. DRAPEn HOUBc , C. WHIPPLE , Nlobr.irn , Neb. CRElGHTON HOUSE , P. n. THI11ADCAU , Crcllilnn | ; , Neb. CITY HOTEL , L. J.JOHNSON. Num.iliCity , Neb. OLNTRAL HOUSE , JOHN COOPER , O.ikdaln. Neb , COMMERCIAL HOTEL , W.M. CLEMMON3 , Etw.ml , Neb , COMMERCIAL HOTEL E. EVANS. O'.SLlll. Neb , COMMERCIAL HOTEL C , K. OAS8ADY , Denlion , l.i , HARTNtY HOUSE , W. P. H INTER , Wrtttlila , l.\ . I1CLLOU HOUSE , MRS. A. K. ORUCE , Rlllnca Oily , Nct > . NKUIQH HOUSE , W. D. MOULT ON. Woil Point , Neb DORCHESTER HOTEL , A. 8. KINKLE , Dorclie ter , Neb. COMMERCIAL MOTE. . 0. O. MEAD , NotlRh , Neb CENTRAL HOUSE , JA3. McKILLIP , York , Neb , TUTTL.e HOUSE , W. H.TUTTLE , Aiiror.i , Neb. GAOt HOUSE , A. II. OAOC , Rcpub lonCltyNob DENVER HOUSE OAIRN3A WILLIAMS , SANDURS HOUQE , CHAS. E. McNISH , Friend , N b WOODWARD HOUSr , WAREN WOODWARD , tlxoivr , Neb. PACIFIC HOTEL , S. J. PORTER , f-alrmant , Nrb EOTE8 HOUQE , N. T tSTES , Grniul lilantl , Neb. COMMERCIAL HOUSE. F. W. WILM8 , Kd.irnr-y , Nob. WILDER HOURS' THOMPSON REED , Wllbcr , Neb COMMERCIAL HOUSC A. C. OAARPER , Hardy , Neb. METRO ' 0 ITAN HOTEL. W. W. 8HUWFELT , Waco , Nob. GREENWOOD HOUSE , G. W. MAYFIELD , Greenwood , Neb. HAMMOND HOUSC , JOHN HAMMOND , Coluinbu * , Nob. CENTRAL CITY HOUSE. J. S. OREOERY. Central Cltv , Neb , UNION HOTEL , CHENEY DROS. , Mo. Valley , la. UELDCN HOUSE , A. W , BELDEX. Woottblnc , U , CITY HOTEL , J. P. CRCWS Coin , l.\ , SCOTT HOUGE , H. SCOTT , Silver City la SUMMIT HOUSE , SWAN & DECKER. Cretton , la , NEOLA HOTEL , F. BIEVCRTZ , Nnoln , la , EMERSON HOUSE , A , L. SHELUOII , Emerson , la. BLANOHARD HOUSE , T. FORUY , UI.Mithuril , l.i , PARK'S HOTEL , COL. F. M. PARK , MERCHANTS' HCTED , W. I , DOULWAHE. Uin ll-trtn , Junction A. AN. ANDO. &K. V. H. U. , OI3STIIAL JsKBKASKA. A. II ARK . A viuultuutl I. PKIM'KU & CO . Oimi-iMl J ' . H. A KOHL1 , . Oi'iiu I. K. IWOU'N ' . Ooiuvjil ? .r .iolinii-li - < i IKINII A IUJT iV SON . Oononi' Aforoli.nuliio SKAIUM-JN P , WALKKR CO . ( tlimison , Xi-b ) < 7on.'nil niiii-cliuitlisn W. < J. Ml IS'I'I > N . \VhoUvmlo "id llctsiil Il.inhv.u.St > vi < n , iVo 1. I. XKLHON . Orooor vIOI.LKK HHOS . Gn.com \V. K CJ.VTKS . IXivid ( Jity ISnla vy , Oroi-uii , Ac \ . ,1. iM A It'l'IN ' . loivolry , Silvenwc ami Oloulin I. . MOIJQAN . Kurniliiro muJ l.'mlottnkinj : FAMKS I.IK1.L . . . r.iiuibcr , I.ini. ' , &o \ . .1. IMAliOY . IJiiiljjiii1 IjunilurViinl i. Ci. OUOSS . Jluiit Murkut , Polk I'.iUKiny and CSiocury ? KM. SM Ml A . . . Aliiut IM.-xrkot G. II CHIUKOH1LL . Slock Unieor .OUTS MiTH . Iliuiu'i-H MIU ! IAN YIO it HOKEllTS , . liirlur S SI'EI/I'S . < If I.OSTRHMAN . ISniin and Stock M KUCHA NTS' AND FAUMKKS1 IAKIC ! . Moll iV l .tn.-.i-il . , Hatikure IUNTINO AHUNVOX . Muni KsHito Olllcu , Ayont U. II. L-inds ) . II. I'XlllI ' ) . Iteiil 15-itnle , Ijoan and liibiitMiico Ollico M A HT iM I LljER . Atlotnoy ; it. Law nnd Loan Ollico { OMliUTS.WKKTOVKH.t A MS. . Attorii.iyn , aim. . 'I'liorouahlmMlStook ' DKAN A' OLINI3MAN . AHori.oys , IN-al ICatiito nnd AltUinct Ollieu IORACK UARKIKM ) . Attnrni > y ut Uw JR. 0 1 1 I'UICDLES . 1'hyniuinn mid Suryoon 5. U. TAYLOR . Olerl < of Umirict Court ' 'RANK DAVIS . T't'iisiuorliiitliir County | ' . W. LKONH AltU'L' . B. , t HT. Station AKcnt JI30IU1E OSTEIIIIOUT . ludgo nf Hiillor C unity IKNRY WILL . Ciiniincicii.l . HOIIBO ) . R , ItlJLLOCK . David Oily UIIIINU SI3KT3a23EJ 3O3CS-C.aaO C1OS-3Sr. ( M. & M. 1 . ] i. , Central KolirnHku. ) oas2CSEto3sii > n . i. A. Doll/'jr . rSrooofii'M and ( 'Jiiuuiiswaro I A. SScutt . ( Jcneral Jlurchuitdiso , Suivin Muoliiima ulc. . F MIIIIHOII & Ilro . ( Jowtriil Murcluindiao ! . W. NV.-Hl . Ury ( ! < > : ls , Clotlnii ' , Itootn , Slmo.i , fl.itH and On pit ' 'auin Schooler . Dnnii iind ( Jln'iuicala . ( . On'i'ii it Co . Stovof , Tin and llai-dwaro I. Ha'/.i'lwoud . lIundiVAiv , Stovm , Timvaro mid rnipluniuntH L A. Myure it Co . Iliinlwnro , Stovcu. Tiuiriirti nnil JinplnnunitM di'ild-y ' , NHUCO & Alorrill . Miinkura V. A. Lunywortliy . Dnnlcur , Lounn and Kxuliun u ) . \V. Kyle . Vltomcy nnd Kniary Public Imjr * I'liiiriuan . Attorney ! ! ( it Law V. .1 , Hlo'tfholdor . Heal Kalatti Ayont. and Altumuy 0. 0. Jtlnii . H.irbur V. L > . Ellin . Wiol'i ( llwiao . . J3:3M..Ej:3EJ : : ( : 3r > a-.2etaE3CSirJE'O' (0. ( , tN. W. R II. , WoHlorn Iowa. ) mncrxT xa- " . lilclioll it TliouipRon . ' . . Cii'iu-rnl T > lciili.tndinu il. lnrttfc , . Ci nurnl Moriiliiiiidiiio { 15. lIolliiH . , . Cli'iii-rul Jhircliai.iliHu j. S. Ainailuii . Uawliier of Ijanl ; "F Hiinlap i \V. Taylor & Co . Ilurdwiire , Stovi-n mid Ayriniiltiir.d 1i.pli > iuonU say , t Muoro . Hardware , Sloven and AgricuHiuid . Impt inri 'J , I' . Siininnim it Oo . Hiirdwari ! , Ktovui and Ajiriciillnrul 1. 1)1 ) cnifii 4. A iShiTiii.in . Orocorins and t i Vi'ttenii'l ! Wr s . Walton and Cun i.i " i\liik \ M . ( jcliulliold . Dmilap O. H. BALLOU , DF.AI.KII IN- nuMii iKMV > wA < iVXuV > ; ' . OB/crtsuncr/i ( ca''jMwrn , Lath and Shingles Yard and Oflice 15th and Cmnings Street , two blocks north of ST. 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