I THE OMAHA DAILY BBBi THURSDAY , OCTOBEll 6. 1S81 THE DAILY BEE. MAHA PUBLISHINQ CO. , PROPRIETORS 010 harnham , bet. Oth and 10th Street * . TERMS OF SU11SCRIPT10M One copy lycar , In advance ( pjttjnld ) 810. JO 8 months " . . . . g.o 8 months " " . . . . 3.00 RAILWAY TIME TABLE. MR CAIIII cmc.tao , ST. ma , MinNr-Arous AND OMAHA RAILriO.\D , I/ta\e Onnha No. S through pa * onger , 11 . m , No. 4 , Oakland | iaR fnKerj:30a. ! m , Arrive Oirmna No. 1 , through pas engcr , 2:50 : m. No , 3 , 0-ikland pawriKcr , 6.30 p. in. mvixa OMAHA KAST on SOUTH BOUND. 0. , 1) ) . ft O. fi a. m. 3:40 : p. rn. C. & N. W. , 0 a. m. 3:40 : p. m. C , R. I. ti P. ( 0 a. in _ 3:40 : p. m. K. C. , St. J. k C. B. , 8 a m. G:30 : p. m. Arrive St. Louis at 6:25 : a. m. and 7:46 : a. m. on souriiwKsw. H. & M , In Neb. , Through Express , 8:38 : B. tn. II. & M. Lincoln Freight. 7:00 : p. m. U P Exprc-w , 12:15 p. hi. O. A R. V. for Unjoin , 10:20 : a. m. O. A R , Vi tor Oscoola , 0:10 : a. tn. U. P. freight No. 6 , 6:30 : a. in. U. P , freight No. 0 , 8:15 : a. in. U. P. freight No. 7 , 0:10 : p. in. emigrant. U. P. freight No. U 8:26 : p. m. ARRIVING PROM KAgr ASD FOUTI1. C. B. & O. , 6:00 : a. m. 7:26 : p m. 0. & N. W. , 0:45 : a. in. 7:28 : p. in. C. It. 1.&P.P:46 : a. in. 0.05 p. m. K. C. , St. Joe & 0 R , 7:40 : a. m.-0:46 : p. m. W. , St. L. & P. , 10 : a. m. 4:25 : p. in. ARRIVIN'O FROM TIIR ITKST ASD 801T1IWMT. O. & R. V. from Lincoln 12:1) : ) ! p. m. U. P. Express 3:25 : p. m. U & M. In Neb. , ThruitiiH Express ( :15 p , in. B. & M. Lincoln lYoyht 8:35 : a in. U. P. FrcIght'Ka 10-1UO p. in. No. 0 4:26 : p ni. Emigrant. No. & 10'tiO p. in. No 12-11:35 : a. in. O. & II. V. mixed , r. 4:35 : p. m. Nebraska DiUslon of tno St. Paul & Sioux City Itoad. No. 2 leaves Omaha 8:30 : a. m. No. 4 leiucs Omaha 1.30 p. m Mo. 1 nrrlxcaot Omaha at 6:30 : p. m. No. 3 orrh ca at Omaha at 10:50 : a. m. DDMMT TBAIK8 MtWlSRX OUAIIA AND COUNCIL BLUFFS. LOA\O Omahiat 8:00 : , fl.OO and 11:00 : a , m , ; 10 2:00 : , 3:00 : , 4:00 : , 6:00nnd : 0X0 p. tn. Lome Con i.ell Muffs at 8:2.5 : , 0:25 : , 11:26 : a. in. ; 1:25 : , 2:25 , 3:25 , 4:25 : 6:25 : and 0:25 : p. m. Sunriaj-s Thu ilumniy leaves' Omalta at 0:00 : and 1\:00 : a. in. ; 2:00 : , 4:00 : and 6:00 : p. m , Lcaos Council Bluffs at 9:25 and 11:25 : a. m. ; 2:25 : , 4:25 : nd 5:25 : p. m. Opening and Clotlng of Malli. BOUTS. OI-ICN. OLOSIL a. m. p. m. a. m. p. m. Chicago &N. W 11.00 0:30 : 4SO : 2:40 : Chicago , 1U I. & Pacific. 11:00 : 0:00 : 4:30 2:40 : Chicago , B. & 0 11:00 : 0:00 : 4:30 : 2:40 : Wabash. 12:30 : 4:30 : 2:40 : Bloux City and Pacific. . 11:00 : 4:30 : Union Paclllc 6.00 11:40 : Draalia K. V 4:00 : 11:40 : B. &M. InNcb 4:00 8:40 : 6:30 : Omaha fc NorthwesUrn. 4:30 : 7:30 : Local malls for Htato of Ion a leave but once n day , viz i 4:30 : n , m. A Lincoln Mall la also opened at 10:30 : a. m. Office open Sundays from 12 m. to 1 p. m. TUOS. F HALL P. M. Business Directory. Abstract and Real Estate. JOHN L. JIcCAGUK , opposite Post Office. W. R. BAKTLETT 317 South 13th Street. Architects. DUFHENK & MENDELSSOHN , AROniTECTS Room Crclghton Block. A. T. IiARQB Jr. . Room 2 , Cielchton Block. Boots and Shoes. JAMES DBVINE. & co. . Fine Boota and Shoes. A Rood assortment ol homo work on hand , corner 12th and Harney. TOOS. ERICKSON , S. E. cor. ICth and Douglas. JOHN FOIITUNATUS , 00510th street , manufactures to order good work t fair prices. Repairing done. Bed Springs. J. F. LARRIMER Manufacturer. 1517 Dowlas Bt. Books , News and fjtntlonery. J. I. FRUEIIAUF 1015 Farnham Street. Butter and Eggs , HcSHANE & SCIIROEDER , the oldest B. and E. bouao In Nebraska cstahlUhcd 1875 Omaha. CENTRAL RESTAURANT , . MK3. A. RYAN , toutbweat corner IBthand Dodge. Ucit Board for the Money. Satisfaction Guaranteed , Waals at all Hours. Board by the Day , Week or Month. Good Terms for Cash , Fnrnlshml llnnmB Supplied. ( Jarrlages and Road Wagoni. WM SNYDER , 14th and Harnoy Streets. jewellers. JOHN BAUMER 1314 Farnhim Street. Junk. . BEP.TIIOU ) , Ram and llstal. Lumbar , Lime and Cement. FOSTER & GRAY corner tith and Douglas Sts. Lamps and Glassware. J. BOKNER 1309 DasKlas St. Good Variety. Merchant Tailor * . J. O. A. LINDQUEST , One of our most popular Merchant Tailors la receiving ceiving- the latest designs for Spring nnd Summer Goods for gentlemen 8 wear. StylUh , durable , and prices low as ever 215 13th bet. Douv.&Faru. Millinery. MRS. C. A. RINGER , Wholesale nnd Retail , Fan- cr a./od In great \arlrty , Zephyrs , Card Hoards , Hosiery , Olovci , Corsets , &c. Cheapest House in thoWcac. Purchasers eave 0 per cent.Order by Mall. 115 Fifteenth Street. houndry , JOHN WEARNE & SONS , cor. 14th & Jwksonsts Hour and Feed. OMAHA CITY MILLS , 8th and Farnhnm 8ts. , proprietors. Urocors. Z. STEVENS , 21st between Curnlrig and Ixar T. A. McSHANE , Corn. 23d and Cumlng Street * Hardwaie , Iron and Steel. OLAN & LANGWORTHY , Wholesale , 110 nd 112 16th street A. HOLMES corner Iflth and California. Harness , Saddles , Etc. B. WEI8T 2013th St. bet Farm * Harnev. Hotel * . ANFIELD HOUSE , Oei. Canfldd,9th & Farnham DORAN HOUSE , P. II. Cary , 018 Famham St. SLAVEN'S HOTEL , F , Blaven , 10th St. Southern Hotel , dus , Hamcl Oth & Leavcnworth Iron Fencing. The Western Cornice Works , Agcnti for the Champion Iron Fence &c. , have on hand all kinds of Fancy Iron Fences , Cresting , Fiuoals , Ralllngfi , eto. 1310 Dodire strec. apl ? Clothing Bought. O .SHAW will pay highest Cash price for second band clothlnr. Corner 10t' and Farnham. Dentists. In DR. PAUL , Williams' Block , Cor , Uth & Dodge. 8 8Fi ? Drugs , Paint * and Oils. KUUN & CO. , Pharmacists , Fine Vunc Uoods , Cor , 16th l.nd DOUEIII ktrects W. J. WHITEIIOUf K , Wholesale & Retail , 10th Bt , Cli C.C. FIELD , 2022 North Side Cumlng Street. da In , tl. I'AHR , Dnnrglut , 10th and Howard Strccta. dami ice : BCl Dry Qoorti Notion * , Etc. or JOHN II. F. IEU11ANN & CO. , New York Dry Ooodi Store , 1310 nd 1312 F rn. him itrtct 11 ti. 0. Enewold also boob and ulioci TthAFtclfli' r-urulture. A F. GROSS. New tnd Second lUnd Furniture nd Stove * , 11H DOUKIM. lllghcot cub price 161 kid for second luuia rooai. BONNEH 1800 DoiwU it. Fine coodi , ic. Caal al Planing Mill. On A. UOYEIt , nunulacturer of aub , doori , blind * , inoldlnK" , newel ) , bilutten , hand nlli , ( urnl hln 0. croll WHlnjAc , cor DOC'K * ked 9thitr cU. 1 Pawnbroker * . J nOSEXKF.LD , 1 10th St. , bet. fur , A \ \ \ \ . Florltt. A , Dontghne , plants , cut flower * , nxxls , boqucts etc. N.V. . cor. inth anl Vouclvi street * . Civil Engineers and Surveyors , ANPRKW ROSKWATKR , Cnlirhlon niock , Town Surveys , Grntloniid Sewerage Systrmi a Commlsilon Merchant * , JOHN 0.Vttj 1,18,1414 Dotltro Street. 0 II. HKr.MF.tl. Fontctnllj wo hrgo feltcrtbc- tncnt In IHIlv ami Weekly. Olgnri nnd Tobacco , WEST A FltlTSCHKR. manufacturers of svs , * nd Wholesale Dmlcr * III TOIKVCCO . lSOM > ouila . IV. V. LOIIKNKEN nmmifaiturrr 414 HMistrcU. Oornlce Work * , Western Oorntco Works , Manufacturers Iron Cornice , Tin , Iron Mul Slate Kooning. Orders trom any locality promptly executed In the l > cst manner. Factory ami Oillce 1310 Dodge Street. GahanlzcU Iron Cornlue. Wlnilow Uaiw , etc. , manufactured niul put up In any part ot the country. T. SINIIUM ) 410 Thirteenth street Crockery , J , BONNEU 1S09 Douglas utrcct. Good line. Clothing and Kurnlihlnc Qoodi. ( IKO. II. PKTEUSOX. Also Hats , Caps , Roots. Shoes , Notion * and Cutlery , SOI S. 10th street. Fence Works. OMAHA PENCE 00. OUST , FfUF-S&CO. , ISlSHarnpySt. , Impro\o- ed Ice Uoxc" , Iron and Wood Fences , Olflco Kalllnes , Counter * of Pine and Walnut. Refrigerators , Canfleld'i Patent , C. F. GOODMAN llth St. bet. Fnrn. & Hamey. Show Case Manufactory.l 0. J. WILDE , Manufacturer and Dealer In all kinds of Show Cases , Upright Coses , a . , 1317 Cass St. FRANK I. . ORRHARD , proprietor Omaha Show Case linmifactory , SIS South 10th strc t , between Loaon worth and Marey. All goods warranted flrat-claiu. Stove * ana Tinware. A. nURMBSTElt , Dealer In Btoi ca and Tinware , and Manufacturer ot Tin Roofs and all kluJs ot Building Worli , Odd Fellows' Block , ' J. liONNEH. 1309 DoueUs St. Good and Cheap. Seed * . J. EVANS , Wholesale and Retail Seed Drills and Cultivators , Odd Fellow Hall. Physicians an 1 Surgeons. W. S. GIBBS , II. D. , Bjom No 4 , Crolghlon Block , 16th Street. P. S. LEISENRINO , tf. D. Masonic Block. 0. t , . IIAUT , M. D. , Kye and Ear , opp. postoffibe DR. L. B. QRADDY. Oculist and Aurlst. S. W 16th aud Farnharo Sta Photographer * . OEO. 1IEYN. PROP. Grand Central Gallery , 212 Sixteenth Street. near Masonic Hall. Fiist-class Work and Prompt ness guarantccn Plumbing , Gas and Steam Fitting. P. W. TAKPy&C0..21012thSt , bet Faruham and Douglas. Worn promptly attended to. D. FITZPATRICK. 1409 Douglas Street. \ Painting nn Paper tinging. HENllY A. KOSTKKS. 141 Dodge Street. Shoo Stores. Phillip Lanjr , 1320 Farnham Bt , bet. ISth & 14th. , Second Hand Store. PERKINS & LEAH. 1410 Doughs St. . New nd Second Hand Furniture , House Furnishing floods , &c. , bouchtnnd sold on narrow umr.'ins. Ualoons. HENRY HAUKMANN , In the niw brick block on Douglug Street , has just opened a most elegant Hcc4 Hall. Hot Lunch from 10 to 12 e\ cry day. " Caledonia " J FALCONER. 679 16th Street. Undertaker * . CHAS. KIEWE , 101 % Famham bet. 10th & Iltd. P. PEMNER , 3031 Tenth street , between Farn- ham and Hartley. Docs coed and cheap work. 00 Dent Store * , P. O. BACKUS , 1206 Farnham St. . Fancy Goods To Nervous Sufferers THE GREAT EUROPEAN REMEDY. Dr. J. B. Simpson's Specific It Is a posjtuocurc for Spermatoirhca , Semlna Weokness. Impotancy , and all 'diseases resulting from Self-Abuse , an Mental Anxiety , Loss Memory , Palna In the Back or Side , and diseases [ that lead to Consumption Insanity and cnrlygnne The Specific " Medicine Is being used with wonder si ful success. sitl tl Pamphlets sent free to all. Write for thorn and get full par ticulars. Price , Specific , $1.00 per package , or six pack. tire ) for 86.00. Addrcu all orders to II. SIMSON MEDICINE CO. Nos. lOi and 100 Main St. Buffalo , N. Y. Sold In Omaha by C. F. Goodman , J. W. Bell , . K hh , and all druggistsoverywhcrc. KENNEDY'S EAST - INDIA is BITTERS ] ILER & CO. I" . , ti : tiVI Sole Manufacturers , OMAHA. VI VIrt rt S07.X.OX7X8 Hi. PAPER WAREHOUSE. Hi.C : " GRAHAM PAPER GO. 1) ) ( . inw S17 and 210 North Main St. , St. Louis , w DlllliUI IN 'il ' 1 PAPERS 'ilajj it ENVELOPES , CARD BOARD AND Ht ( Printers Stock. til til tSrCath paid for Rags and Paper Stock , Sera til ron and Metals. Paper Stock Warehouse ! 1229 to 1237 , North ref , W , J , Ander's Select Danew ing Academy , A. Hospe.'Jr. Hall , ICIO Dodge St. Hi lUM for gentlemen commencing Tuesday oventh : , Oct. 4. Class for ladles wmimencinir Tliursii ' ; ) Oct. 0. Terms liberal. _ Iho cas ' " ict ho J i 1 line for twliliifc' the Wr.Hz , ( lllds , . , I can K'lirautco perfect KxtUlactlon c Wl chotar * . Kor tcrnm , kv. , call at A. Iloniiu , Jr. , addrcm 11 10 Capitol A e. 17dlm th ki JeteskaLand Agency KO 111 III DAVIS & SNYDER , COWl SOS F rnh m Bt. , . . , Omaha , Nebra U 400,000 j.araas jj are-ully ( elected land In Eastern Nebraska foi tn Ue. Great Bargain * In Improved farm * , and , imaha city property. l > t K. DAVI81 WimfllKR BNYDEU , HC ' " UteUndCom'rU.P.B , . . " u tl be Agent Tiffany's Apaches. New York Times. ] f the Aiizotm outluvnk is m-nrly ended , aud if the grc.iter pait of these \\lio took patt in it have returned to jlio agency , ns the dispatches declare it will now not lie amiss for the gov crnmuiit to investigate promptly nnd thoroughly its origin , i''or ' thu old notion that Indiaif wars are duo solely to thu satanio instincts of the wvvagos , who cannot control their desire to murder somebody , and who according ly battle , as a once famous poem phrased it "For the joy they have to see the uhitu man fall , " has received a sovuro blow from closer study of the aborigines , Anil greater facilities in j finding out their views und purposes. It has"been learned that in yearly every instance our hostilities with thu Indian tribes have resulted from the bad conduct of thu whites , and that even in these instances whuru the red men were not justified , according to our ideas , * in resorting to war as n remedy to redress alleged grievances , they were justified according to their own. At last , in the Apaches of thu southwest it really seemed that we had found a family of Indians who killed settlers from i > uru duviltry , such was their plundering und blood thirsty nature' Yet uven our warn with the Apaches have nearly all been traced to some arbitrary , faithless , fraudulent , or simply blundering act , which at least furnished the occasion and excuse for an outbreak. A few weeks before the recent stam- pcdo of the White Mountain Indians I ill'uny warned thu military authori ties tlint thu medicinu men of this tribe weru brewing trouble by repre senting to the Indians that their dis sensions , which had resulted in the death of many warriors , sprang from thu evil influence of thu whites , and that thuy were preaching a crusade against thu settlements. Having found that this report of the agent was in a measure true , the military authorities proceeded to arrest one of [ the medicine men , in order to check the trouble at once. Thu result is well known , but it is now hecoming clear that the whole of thu difficulty was not told. It is true that thu im mediate act of treachery committed by the enlisted scouts in firing on their whitu comrades could be accounted for by their ruverenco for the medicinu ! man as a boini of supernatural power , whom it would lie perilous and even sacriligioiiH to seize , still more to kill. It wus unfortunate , as matters turned out , that thu scouts had to he taken on this duty , but all campaigning. ? : ) so largely dependent on the Indian scouts for success that reliance upon them becomes habitual. Uut it is reasonable to presume that C thu medicine men themselves , in preaching a crusade against thuwhites , were only shrewdly responding to a sentiment of dissatisfaction that already existed in other words , that the tribe had either grievances or what they supix'sed to bo such. Gen. Ord , ? when the outbreak occurred , suggested - that probably Agent Tiffany had been forcing religious observances on the Apaches , and that lie had sought to get rid of thu medicine man as a pre liminary ; but of this there is thus far im'proof. ' Gen. Crook suspected that an attempt had been made by the In dian ofliec to forcu thu Whitu moun tain band out of their hilly country down upon the low , sandy , and dry reservation about San Carlos. Hu [ said that at a former time thu moun tain part of the reservation was cut oft' and the hill Indians were nearly oil in : duced to come down to the plains , but Hi 01 subsequently refused to stay. Still , 01y there is no evidence that this had any y thing to do with the outbreak. A ot third supposition , equally at random , has been that the Indians weru angered reI I [ real gered at the completion of the rail al road , from which the medicine men feared s ecdyscttlcment by the whites and the ruin of the Indians. A / : fourth allegation , and one as little sat- isfactoryas the others , is that the Ari zona people have nought to , get posscs- sion of the San Carlos reservation , as b" ; the Colorado people did of the Ute But tlio transnctions of Agimt T if- bc funy in rr unl to the reHCrration coal so lands furnish thu beat attustud .set of ill facto to nccount for the dissatisfaction of tlio IndiiiiiH. Soinu time Binco a hi valuable conl deposit \vus discovcrud bt on the Indian rt'nervution. Last ; Spring Mr. Orockor of the Southoni Paciiio Railroad sunt an expert , it ia F aid , to exainino thcHO conl lands , it whoso report was HO fnvorablo that to lu'gotiaiioiiH for their purclmso wore at mice bt-giiii through Agent Tiffany. It pr nvt'iTod by George nnd Benito. who , with forty of the AVliito Moiuituin band , rccontlj' sturcndured , ( hat ninny rif the ehiefH did not wich to Hell the lands , while others tltought the price ch too Hiuull , and that Agent Tiffany , by vc fcpivaenting that the Great Fiithm- needed the land and would ovonttinlly Drot it , induced them to touch tlio pun DC while their ( signatures wt-ro severally tttjched to an ngreement of sale mi f all the coal lands on fho as reservation. AVhen this agrceineiit nil iyns wont to Wnshington for rftti- on lication , Sucrutniy Kirk wood disap- ab iroved it as being a private tninsao- ion to secure a part of n public reser vation , The Indians , who had been hii elitctant find auspicious from the out let , were then informed that they ould not bo paid the price agreed ipon , because the bargain had not foi icon ratified at Washington. Accord- hit 4 to the utory now told by the chiefs Al vho have returned to the agency , this of f ipparent duplicity on the jmitof the ofwa igont made the Jndians eoncerned in str very aifgry , nnd it is'easy to under- loc and that the chinfs , rememberini ; ly hat they had Hi'unud awny a jiart of heir lands and yet had not received wa heir money , may have believed the bei vhnlu Hchcmu a trip d ) cheat them , UK Whether this transaction was the nK enl or the whole cause of the discon- ent which caused the putl > reak it bo left for the government to ind out ; but it is clearly possible that Is ho medicine men may have used for ig heir own purposes of prophecy and sm ulf-aggnindi/.einent the incident to rhich had so mortified and angered all uii ho chiefs- ; and , further , that Tiffany , git mowing the real source of the trouble , lu ought to chuck it by arresting tlio an iiodicino iiiun , Of course , all this on nust bo largely lut yet a matter of coi onjccturo ; out the promptness with rig rliich the returning hostile chiefs com- wa iluined of this grievance to Gen. Can- "I' | hews that this is probably the true fur rack on which an investigation should sla icgin. Ho far an this individual trans- ma etion is concerned , while Tiffany has aft con charged , in public rumor , with litt ; having a pccuniniy interest in proeui ing this tnuisfur of thu coal land , an wiiilo \\ould ho credulous to suppo * that ho would take no much trouble and risk his own place , im-roly to b obliging , still it in conceivable that h may have acted from thu paidunahl motive of wi.iliing to utilize a mud neclud fuel for the railroad instead t leaving it whcro nobody could prof ! by it. Hut tho.strangeness i > f his pn posal caused Secretary Kiikwood t send inspector * to find out how thing were going on at the S.tu Carl s Agen cy. They found iiTcg ularitii's cnougl mixing of private with ollifinl pm jitrty anil nccoimtH and one inspce tor , who recommended _ the agent's ro nioviil , reported tlint Tillaiij WHH "i good man for the outside IUHIIIOSH af fail's connected with thoagciuy , buthe seriously lucks the executive nbilitj nnd business capacity to iiiiiungo the iifl'air.i of his agency , taking it ai i wholo. " Jt may bo surmised , there fore , th.it , conceding all the o\il ( mil : ( if the Apaches , the White Moiinluii outbreak found its occasion , and it.s incentive , at Icn.it , in ollicial miamnn- ngement or bliindora A Frontier Incident. [ < artiinc ! Itoumcrani . Calamity is the name of a man win lives j at the gold-camp of Cummins City. ( Ho has another name , but no body RCCUIS to know what it is. It has Imen torn oil' the the 'ivrappor .some way , and so the buy called him Ca lamity. Liist spring ho had a liltlo domestic trouble , and his wife Hindu complaints that Calamity had wont out an old long-handled shovel on heY , trying to convince her about some obstumo tho- oiy of his. The testimony seemed rather against Calamity , and the minera told him that as HOOII as the } * got over thu rush 11 little and had the leisure , they would have to hang him. Ono evening after the work of the lay was done and the boys hail eaten their suppers , ono of them suggested that it would be a good time to hang Calamity. So they got things in.shape ind wont down to the Big Laramie bridge. Calamity was with them. They jrot things rt'ady ' for the exercises to begin , ind then asked the victim if ho had Uirthiii ! { to say. Ho looscnt'd ' thoropo iround his neck a little with ono hand > that ho could Hpealc with more freo- hiiii , and , holding his pantaloons on tvith the other , ho said : "ttentlomeii of the conremiim , I call you to witness that this publio do inonstr.ition toward me is entirely un sought on my part. I have neve : ourtcd notoriety. "Plugging along in comparative ob icurity is good enough for me. This is the lirst time I ever _ addressed ai uulionce. That is why I am embar rassed and ill at case. t "You have brought mo hero t < liang mo because I .seemed harsh am evero with my wifo. You hav L-ntoreil the hallowed presenoa of mj % liome-lifo assumed the prerogative o diverting my household discipline. "Jt is well. I do not care to live < long as my authority is Vou have already changed my stibmis live wife to an arrogant and .self ( reliant woman. "I have always been kilul an thoughtful to her. When she had t ( jo into to gulch in the winter afto lirewood , my coat shielded her froi the fttorm while I Rat alone in th abin through the long hours. I couli name other instances of iinseltishncs in my part , but I will not take pour time. 'SDeath , with its wide waste iternnl calm and its shoreless sea o est , is a glad relief to ano. I go , bu leave in your midst a skittish urn tblo-bodied widow who will innk loniu howl. I bequeath her to thi amp. She is yours , gentlemen. Sli sail I have to give , but , in giving he o you , 1 feel that my untimely deatl vill always bo looked upon in thi nlcli as a dire calamity. "Tho day will cpiuo when you wil [ opk back upon this awful night am vish that I was alive flgain , but it wile o too lato. I will bo far awny. oul will bo in a land whcro domesti' nfelicity and cold foot can never enter "Bury me at * hoi foot of Vinegai i till , where the sago-hen nnd the ftiw.i nimble-bee may gambol o'er my lowrj rive. " When Calamity had finished , an im iromptu caucus was called , and , whei was adjourned , Calamity went homo his cabin to surprise his wife. She luaii't fully recovered from the sur . iriso as wo go to press. WON'T DIK IN TIIK HOUSE Ask druggists for "Hough on latn. " I lears out rats , mice , bed'bngi ) , roaches , cnniti , illcK , untn , iiiMecU. IDcpcrbux. ' H The Farmer's Hired Man. ctrolt Krco I'rcaa. ' "I'm kinder lookin' around tin larket for a hired man , " he exclaimed he stopped at one of thu stands anil y i ibbled at an onion , "I kinder need no , but yet L kinder hope 1 shan't bo hip ble to find him. " "How's that ? " "Wall , there ain't no profit in a p acer irud muii no more. No , sir , he's no er nod any longer. " "What's the reason ? " "Oli a dozen reasons , First and lei jremost , times have changed , and the ired men have changed with 'em. f hl'sir , it makes me Had when I think Mf the hired men we had before thu bt ar givat big fullers with tlio .riiiigth of an ox and thu vim of a J < * icomotivu. I didn't have to holler nSv lun H oul to git one of 'em out of Svs ml at V o'clock in , thu morning , and it s as all I could do to coax 'em to go to , ' uil ut 10 o'clock at night. I'm afraid 1C lut we shan't ' never see no more hired Ic tun wuth keojjin' uround for their at ) Bard , DO "That's sad. " f "It's end , and more , too , Now , ns said , I want a hired man. I'm will- to pay ยง 11 or 812 a month for a uart one' Some farmuis want a man iio work all day und all night , but that n't me. 1 have never naked one to 10 out of bed before U o'clock never. 1. . ) alltiB give of jir my man three-quartern hour at noon , unless thu hogs git wliri itor _ cattle break in , or a shower is ri ' lining up , After a man has worked I'll ght along for nine hours his system ut ants at least half an hour to brace at in , They don't quit woik on some lie rms till 8 o'clock , but I'm no such avo-driver , At half-past 7 I toll my an to knock off , All he him to do f tur that is to feed thu stock , cut a by tlu wood , mow some grass fur the A\ horses , milk four eow , fill up thu wa ter-trough , stait a smudge in the smoke-house , and pull a few weeds in the garden. I noxor hired a man who didn't grow fat on my work , and they nllus li-ft mo feeling tliat they hadn't ' half earned their wages. " llo stopped long unnnifli to wipe a tonr from ins eye , and tiion wont on : "And mm look at the hired man of to-day 1 Ho wears white shirts and collars. llo won't eat with a knifo. Ho wants napkins when ho cats , and if wo don't liang up a clean towel once a week ho wipes on his Imndkorehor. Call him at' ] and he gets up at ( > . Ho wants a whole hour nt noon , and after supper ho trots off to a singing-school or sits dtwn to a newspaper. Fifteen yonts ngo if my lined man was sick for half a day 1 could dock him. If ho died I could takeout n month's wage/ / * for the trouble Ho was glad to git store orders for his pay , und he would wash in the rain-barrel nnd wipe on the clothes-line. There's boon a change , sir , an awful change , and if a reaction don't sot in prett'y soon you will witness the dow ufall of agriculture in this country. " "Then you won't hire another ? " "Wall. I can't just say. Work is powerfully pressing , but I'm going slow. Ueforo I hire him T want to know whether hu's a man who'll pass his plato for more meat and taters , and whether we've got to use starch in doing up his shirts. The lust man 1 had took me to task for not holding family prayers twicea day , aud after I had done so for three months I found it was only a game of his to beat mo out of half an honra day. llu thought ho had a prutty soft thing , and he looked mightv lonesome when 1 cut Old Hundred down to two lines aud got through with the Lord's 1'r.xyer in forty seconds. " A Heavy Swell , Jacob H. IMnnmor , . f Vltvillo , N. Y- , writi-sj "Vour Tlmiium' Krli-etrio Oil cured iv badly dwelled nock and rnn-u thront nn my HIU in foity-i-i ht hour * . Ono ap plication also u-mnved tinpiiu : from n very nun ) toe. My wifo'n foot wan nlmi much inflamed NO imicli HII tint HIU iv.uUl not walk about the lioiw. nho iiiiplivd tlio jil , and in twcnty-fuur liouw wan entiruly nircd. " eixllw Vondarsand Bonutlos of tbo Eloc- trloal Xiamp In Purls. 'Lilt Uorrc.iroiidoiK-0 London No\f . The other night I passed three lours at the Palais do 1'Industrie. [ y visual nerves woie no more tried lan if I had been staying on a line uinmor day under the shade of lime Lrocs. Two great jots of light diverge from the round windows above the jrent doer of the exhibition towards tlio Arch of Triumph and the Place do la Concorde. The tree tops on which lomo of the rays full look as if silver- id over. The obelisk ot Luxor might > o pile a of snow , to judge of it from its whiteness. It is oUO motors from w the lamp projecting the mass of light tvliicli appears like the tail of a comet , nd is so strong that , standing in the Place do la Concorde , any one learned in" Egyptian hieroglyphics lotild decipher those of the obe lisk. M. Godell's electoral addresses ut the corner of the Hue do Boctio formerly lluo dp 1'Oratoiro ) can bo read also. Siemens lights are used in the grand vestibule. They are set oil' by the artistic beauty of the lusters , nnd they very rarely oscillate or go out. Jamiu's light blink n good deal , and Jablochkoffs a little. Blinking is more or less the defect of all the arc liuhts. Intellectually onu may not bo nwaro of this defect , but the wearincs of the eya soon tolls of it. Siemens , I think , is the most success ful manufacturer of lamps made ac cording to the are system. Wcrdar- man comes close on his heels ; indeed , he treads upon them. The nave is bright as bright can bo at the noctur nal exhibition. Anything more ex quisitely beautiful than the gon- ural view it is impossible to : conceive. A lighthouse with a revolving lamp stands in the middle , t has a revolving lamp with red , blue , rconpurplo and orange glasses. The patches of colored light which it pro jects on the cornice of the nave seem to march proccssionally around it. There is a calmness of general effect , mildness as of moonbeams , n light is searching as comes from thu sun at loon , and a coolness of tint as well as jf atmosphere. None of the hues in ild Gobelins tapestries are lost or liinmcd. Pictures , of which there iro'all that were purchased by the last jalon , have been left , in order to test I .lie value of the different systems of jlectrio lighting. Flowers appear to jo in sympathy with Queen Electrici- y. The tails pal urn and trop- ual ferns look to peculiar advantugo vlien she is holding her court at tlio 'nlaw do 1'Industrio at nit'lit. There a greenhouse of black glass into vhich no solar ray penetrntim , Klec- ricily stimulates the vitality of plants hero and brings them to bloom and icar flowers. Tlioy are in a thorough- healthy condition , and do not up- ear ns if tlu-y ever wanted to go to leep at night. All the twenty-four lours they are exposed to the r.iys of tiong electrical lamps. It would ap- icar that to some extent the chemical ction of this light will enable garden- rs to dispense with manure. , The are light generally meets with USB favor from the publio than the ystem by incandescence , on nccount the crudity of its glare nnd the fa- iguing effect it produces on the eyes , M. iut nil ingenious way lias been diV nvered for doing away with this ob- uction , and at the same time for giv- ng more power thnn the Edison iwan lamp would give. The system the invention of Deuce t Co. , n ory appropriate name , for the soft- ess of the light is all that could bo csirod. The liiglit is produced by ny nro system in elegant vases BUS- ended from the coiling , at u height about eight feet from the floor , nnd ut of which beautiful plants nro rowing , made doubly luxurious byte to powerful fertilizing properties of light. The light , being thus con- nnlcd in the midst of the vase , dooa roach the eye directly , but is re- noted to a white , tightly-stretched iroular shoot in the ceiling , from hich is diffuses a mild and yet pow- rful light through the whole room , hero is a slight JOBS of power by this It ictliod , but this is amply compon- ited tor by the softness nnd equal istribution of the light. I > ook Out for Suddeu Change * weather , and guard iwu'nut thorn using Warner's Hafo Kidney and Ivor Curo. octSoodlw THOUSANDS TURNED FROM OUR DOORS EVERY DAY. P. T , Barnum on the Way , WITH 1113 OW.V- Greatest Show on Earth , ANDTIIK- . SANGER'S ROYAL BRITISH MENAGERIE ANI > TIM- GRAND - INTERNATIONAL ALLIED SHOWS , lttWxWS Omaha , Friday , October 7th. 2 FULL PEEFOlttlAtfCES ONLY 2 At ! l and 8 p. in. Doon open one hour sooner for liupcttion of the .MeiURcrlo nnd Museum. Tlio 5 Feature Show of tlio Period The Seven Giant Wonders : OHANQ , the Chinese , Qlnnt the tnllctt m n In tlioxvorld , The Crlclnnl QeneralTom Thumb and Wife re Introduce. . ! bv lion 1' . T. Larnum , for tliotliKt ( line In twenty yearn , and looo adilitlonal aen atlon ( . STimosthe Largest Menagerie Alijnhrrenn the Olobc , with exactly 21 etc- pliant" , and oicry other department 200 CHAMPION OIRODS AOTORS , Inarltifcn , tenplnir , roitllnir , rldlncr and turn blliiR rontcsm fortlold Midalsand Diamond- Studdud Jewels. The Mirgcst , nioit brilliant , and lonecst > trc proii'HNlon ccr seen , iiallnjf nil others to notliliiKiirn lth Its icorKcous glory. 100 Chaiiots , Dens , and Lairs , OH'tcrlni ' ; with < Jnld and SUier. No-v Chloan Mllbary M'anh-obc , made of llncllroadi-loths , ( 'ulit lace Ih'or.tlti'.el nnd mnlve but. lion. ( Note No i New Waterproof PnvllMonj , the Llnrgei Ever Erected. f3,000 Luxurious Ch.ilrs. 60. ti for 15,000 People , ' Innn\atloii i nn Iniwxntlon looking to the Jl comfort and rumUbti c/ our patri ni. lie ra. tlctit only n llttlu longer and jou shall Sec the Brightest Constella tion of Exhibitions Kvcr coiicehcd In thn brain of he who U thu undisputed Father of Amusement Triumphs , Thoueamts upon thousands of liappy proplt coining by cheap cvcii'Nlons on CM.T } ' rail road centering In thu city. Wndows were sold In New York , nlonR Droadway , for * 0 , * 0 nnd SIO , from which to view the TRANSCENDtNTLY GORGEOUS PARADE , to be repeated heroin daylight. Admission only 50 cents. Children under 9 years old , lalf price. Reserved Seats extra. J'ositivcly nit free ticket : yinn to tinyloily. Uiokots can be purchased the dnys of exhibition at Edholm and' Erioksou's Jewelry'store , opposite Postoffice , at the usual slight advance. At Council Bluffs , THURSDAY , Oct. 0 ; Lincoln , SATIJIIDAY , Oct. 8. INVITATION TO ALL WHO HAVE WATCHES AND CLOCKS TO BE REPAIRED , E isr G-R : 7"i INT a- TO BE DONE OR , JEWELRY i MANUFACTURED. WTiile our Work is better , our Prices are Lower than all others. ST-A-TIE - - received all of the SIX FIRST PREMIUM offered for Competition in our line Over All Competitors. Per the Best Watch Work , For the Best Jewelry , ( own make. ) For the Best Engraving , For the Best Diamonds ( own importation ) FOR THE BEST DISPLAYED , ETC. laving lately enlarged my workshops nnd putting in now .nd improved ma chmory , I hope to still more improve the quality and finish of our ork and ( ill orders with more promptness than is usual. o .A-Tr-rioicr i Iy Motto has always boon and always will bo ; "First to gain superior faoill ties and then advertise the fact not before no wild advertisements. Some unprincipled dealers being in the habit of copying my announcements , I would beg you , the reader of this , to draw u line between nuoli copied advertisements and those of Yours , very truly , A. B. HUBERMANN , The Reliable Jeweler , Omaha , Neb. , Sign of the Striking Town Clock. Buy the PATENT PROCESS MINNESOTA FLOUR. always gives satisfaction , because it makes a superior article of Bread , and is the Cheap est Flour in the market. Every sack warranted to run alike or ' money refunded. , i W. M. YATES , Cash Grocer.