tr * THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : TI , SEPTEMBER 13 , 1881. . THE DAIl Y BE IS OMAHA PUDLISHINQ CO. , PROPRIETORS 010 harnlinm , bet , Oth nnd IQlli Glrocti. TKHMS OF SUllSCntlTIOK. One cory Ij-car , lnail\nncopoitvild ( ) . S10.0C 0 tnontlii " ' . . . . P.o 3 months " " > 3.0(1 ( RAIL.V7AY TIME TABLE. , MK CAKIl CII1CAPO , I.T. I'M I. , WI > MtArO.S ! A\ OM IIA HAIUIO.U" . t.o.-uo Omilia No. 2 tliromjli pi - fnrcr ( , 1 n. in. No. i , OntiKml jn cnjcr , 8SOa. in , Arrh o Omahn No. 1 * ttyronih ( | n'scn'or , ' _ : . ' > ru. No , 3 , OAVUncl ] * 8nger ( ; , 0:30 : ji , m. OHAIIX r.wr on nol'iii ITC.DND. C. , n. & p. B A. w. C:40p. : m. C. ti N.V. . , 0 n. in. SMO p. tn. 0. , it. 1. * r. . o . m. 3:40 : ji. in. K. C. , St. J. i C. B. , 8 a in.-SiM p. m. Arrh .St. Louis at C:2o : a. ra. tind 7:45 : m m. wrsr on U. & M. In Net ) . , Tliromh Ex-pro * ? , SS5 : n. m II. & M. Lincoln Kroljrht. 7:00 li. in. IT. I' ixim : , 12:15 : p. jn. O. & It. V. tot I lnoln , 10.20 ft. m. O. A It. V. for Odccola , 0:40 : n. ni. XT. I1 , troljht No. D , 6W : ! n. in. t' . I' , freight Na t ) , 8:1R a. in. 1) . I' , freight No. 7 , OilO j > . m. e U. l'.irelirht No. 11 8:25 p. in. AnmviNo rnoM KAST AND " 0. n. & Q. , S60 : a. m. 7:25 p m. C. & N.V. . , 9:4fl : a. m. 7:25 : p. in. C. R. I.&l',0lSa. m. n.05p. m. K. ( ! . , St. Joe fcO II. , 7:40 a. m. 8MB p. In W. , St. L. & P. , 10W a. m. t:2B p. ro. Anrjvi.Na ruou TDK vat Ann SOUTUWKSI. 0. * ; n. V. from Lincoln l.l.p. : m. V. P. Exprc-w 3:26 : p. in. B & M.ln Neb. , ThroiiRh Express 4:16 : p. m B. & M. Lincoln Freight 8:35 : n m. U. P. Frelirht No. 10 1:40 : p. m. No. C 4:25 p. ni. Emigrant. No. 8 10CO p. in. No 12 IlflS n. m. O. A H. V. mixed , nr. 4:35 : p. m. NORTH. Nebraska Division of the St. Paul _ Sioux City Head. No. 2 leaves OniatiaS:30 : a. m. No. 4 lcucH ; Omnlia'1.30 p. m No. 1 arrive ? at Dunlin , nt i > :30 : p. in. No. 3 arrives at Omaha at 10:10 : n. in. DUMMY TRAINS KP.rWF.XK OMUIA AND COU.NC.lt , DUTrS. T.ravo Omiha at 8:00 : , 0.00 and 11:00 : a. m. 1:00 : 2:00 , 3:00 : , 4:00 : , 6:00 nnd 0:00 : p. ra. Lcavo Council Illiilt-i nt 8:26 , 0:25 , 11:25 : a. m. 1:25 : , 2:26 , 3:25 : , 4:23 M25 and 0:2B : p. m. Sunflnjfi The dummy leaves Omaha at 0.00 nd 11:00 a. m. ; 2:00 : , 4:00 and 6-00 p. m. Lcatc-i Council Illuli * at 0:25 nnd 11:25 : & . m. ; 2:25 , 4:25 nd 5:25 : p. m. _ . Opening and Closing of Malli. BOUTK. OFKK. C-OR1I. in. p. in. a. rn p. m , Chlcago&N. W . 11.00 9:30 : 4:30 : 2:40 : Chicago , K. I. & I'aeinc.lllOO 0:00 : 4:30 : 2:40 : Chicago , U. & Q . 11:00 : 9:00 : 4:30 : 2:10 : Wabash . 12:30 : 4:30 : 2:40 : Sioux Cltv and Pacific. . 11:00 : 4:30 Union Pacific . t:00 : 11:40 Omaha &U.V . 4.-00 11:40 B.&M. InNcb . 4:00 : 8 : 0 6:30 : Omaha & Northwestern. 4:30 : 7:30 Local mails ( or State of Iowa leave but once a day , viz : 4:30 a , m. A Lincoln Mftll ID alw opened at 10:30 : a. m. Office open Sundays from 12 ra , to 1 p. ra. TMOS. F HALL V. M. Business Directory Abstract arid Real tstate. JOHN L. McCAOUK , opposite Post Office. W. K. BAUTLETT 317 South 13th Street. Architects. DUFltENE Is. MENDELSSOHN , ARCHITECTS , Room 14 Crclxhton Blcck. A. T. LARGE Jr. , Room 2. Ciciehton Block. Boots and Shoes. JAME3 DsVINE & CO. , Fine Boots and Shoes. Aircod assortment o > homo work on hand , corner 12th and Hartley. TIIOS. ERICKSON , S C. cor. IGth and Douglas. JOHN FORTUNATtJS , COS 10th street , manufactures to order good ork at ( air price : ! . Repairing done. Bed Springs. J. F. LA1UUMER Manufacturer. 1B17 Doui'lasst. Books , News and { Stationery. J. I. FRUEHAUF 1015 FarnUam Street. Butter and Eggs. McSHANF. & SCIUtOKDUR , the oldest B. and E. house til Nebraska established 1876 Omaha. UUNTKAt , UUSTAURANT , MRS. A. RYAN , oouthwest corner IGthand Docile. Best Board for the Money. Satisfaction Guarantccil. Mcala at all Hours. Board by the Day , Week or Month. Good Terms for Cash. Furnlahnl llnnnig Supplied. Carriages and Road Wagons. \VM SNYDER , 14th and Harney Streets. ( jewellers. JOHN BAUMER 1314 Farnham Street. Junk. . BEKTHOLD , Raw and Metal. Lumber , Lime and Cement , FOSTER & GRAY corner 6th and Douglas St * . Lamps and Glassware. J. BONNER 1309 Dotwlaa St. Good Variety. Merchant Tailor * . 0. A. LINDQ.UEST , One of our roost popular Merchant Tailors Is re- celling the latest designs for Sprint ; and Summer Goods for gentlemen's wear. 8tyll b , durable , and prices low as ever 21613th bet. Doug.&Farn. Millinery. 1IRS. C. A. RINGER , Wholesale and Retail , Fan cy Goods In great variety , Zephyrs , Card Board * , ' Hosiery. Glo\cs , Corsets , &c. Cheapest Itouso in the West. Purchasers save 30 per cent. Order by Mail. 116 Fifteenth Street. foundry. JOHN WEARNE& SONS , cor. 14th ft Jackson sts Hour and Feed. OMAHA CITY MILLS , 8th and Farnham Sts. , Welahans Bros. , proprietors. Urocers. .1 : Z. STEVENS , 2l8t between Cumlna and liar T. A. McSHANE , Corn. 23d and Cumlnf ? Streets. Hardwaie , Iron and Steel. OLAN & LANOWOIITHY , Wholesale , 110 and ia 16th strut A HOLMES corner IMh and California Harness , Saddles , Sec. B. WKI8T 20 ISth St. bet Knrn. & Harnev. Hotels. ANFIELD HOUSEGw. Canflcld.Otb d Farnham DOUAN HOUSE , P. 1I. Gary , 013 Farnham St. SLAVK.V3 HOTEL. lSlaxm , 10th St. Southern Hotel , Gus. Hamel,0th &Lca\en orth Iron Fencing. The Western Cornice Worki , Agents for the Champion Iron Pence lie. , } m\e on hand nil klmli of Fancy Iron Fences , Crating * , Flnvals , lulling , oto , 1310 Dodiro btree. ap2 Clothlnc Bought , 0 .SHAW will pay lilKheut Cash price for second band tlothlntr. Corner 10th and Farnham. Dentists , DR. PAUL , Williams' Flock , Cor. 16th & Dodge , Drue * , Paints and Oils. KUIIN & CO. I'harni-clsts , Flno vuno Uoods , Cor , 16th and Doutlts btrccta. W. J. WIIITEHOUf K , Wholesale & Retail , ICth St. O. 0. FIELD , 2022 horth Side fuming Street. M. PARR , Druggist. 10th and Howard Streets. Dry Qooris Notions , Etc. FJOIIN II. F. IK.1MANN k CO. , Now York Dry Goods Store , 1310 and 1312 Faro , him ( tract , L. 0. EnOHoM also boots and ihoca 7th A Pacific. rurulture. A V. GROSS , New an.l Second Hand Furniture nd Stoes , 1114 Douirias. Jllgbcat cash price aid for second hand voo'ia. J. BONNKR 1S09 Dourla st. Fine Koods , &c. Planing Mill , A. UOYER , manufacturer of a > h , doori , blinds , oldlngi. now ell , balustern , hand rails , funiUhlug g , Ac , , cor. Dodge and 8th structs. Pawnbroker * * J ROSENFKM ) , 8 10th St , lt. far. A Itur. Florist. A. Doniphuo , plants , cut nowcw , fed , boqticts etc. N. W. cor. Iflth an 1 l > ou las street * . Civil Engineers nnd Surveyors , ANDUKW r.OSr.WATr.'I , Crrlshton Block , Town Surto ) * , OraJonnd Sc cmxo 8stems n Specialty. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Uommljtlon Merchants , JOHN Q. Wit. 1,18,1414 IKxlRO Street , D B HKKMKII , For dct.-vllj FOO hrno tuh ertlsc- mcnt In DMlr ami Woikly. Clg.irs and Tobacco. WF.ST A riMTSCIIKU. nnnufwturcrs of , indVholcxnlu Dcnlcn In Toliiceo * . 1 SO. ) Douirias. W. 1' . LORIUSZKN nnniilacturor MllOthstrcit. Cornice Works. V.'cslorn CoinlooVdrkd , .Manufacturers Iron Corner , Tin , Iron mid Slate Hoofliii ! , ' . Onlcrs fronfnny locixllty proiuj'tly cxccutctl In lite be mnnnf r. IViitorj * and Oil CP 1310 Dodjto Street. Iron Cornlci'5 , Window C.t ) , etc. l and put up In any jnrt of Mimtrv. T. SIXIIULU llmiilrtictitlntrect Crockery. J. IIQNNKR 1303 DOUKIAS street. OooO lino. Clothing nnd FurnlshliiK Ooodt. OEO. 11. I'RTKKSON. Abe llati. Caps , Boots Shoes , Notions and Cutlery , 604 S. 10th street , Fence Works. . OMAHA FENCE CO. OUST , FRIES .tCO. , 1213 Harney St. , Irupnno. ( xl Ice Boxes , Iron and Wood Fences , Olllcc llalllnts , Countcra of 1'ino and Walnut Refrigerators , Canfleld's Patent. C. F.GOODMAN llth St bet. Farn. & Harnoy , Show Case Manufactory. ) O. J. WILDE , Manufacturer and Dealer In all kinds of Show Cases , Upright Cases , U : , 1317 Casa St FHANK L. GERHARD , proprietor Omali Show Case manufactory , 818 South 10th street jctuccn Lcarcnu orlh nnd Marcy. All goodi warranted first-class. Stoves nna Tinware. A. BUUMESTER , Dealer In Stores and Timvarc , and Manufacture ! of Tin Roofs and all kinds of Building Work , Odil Fellows' Block. J. I10NNER. 1309 Douelas St. Good and Cheap , Seeds. J. EVANS , Wholesale and Retell Seed Drills am Cultivators , Odd Fellows' Hall. Physicians an1 Surgeons. V. S. GIBBS , M. D. , Room No 4 , Crclghton Hock , 16th Street. P. S. LEISENR1NO , M. D. Masonic Block. C. L. HART , M. D. , Eye and Ear , opp. postofflo DR. L. B. GRADDY , Oculist and Aunst. S. W 15th and Farnham Sts Photographer * . GEO. HKYN. PROP. Grand Central Gallcrv , 212 Sixteenth Street. near Masonlo Unit. First-class Work and Prompt lews Rinrantcci' Plumbing , Gas and ateam pitting. P. W. TARPY & CO. . 21012th St , bet Farnham and Douglas. Worn promptly attended to. D. FITZPATR1CK. 1409 Douttlas Street. Painting and Paper Hanging. HENRY A. HOSIERS. 1412 Dodge Street Shoe Stores. Phillip Lantr. 1320 Farnnam et. bet 13th & Uth. Second Hand Store. ERKINS k LEAR. 1410 Douglas St. New and Second Hand Furniture , House Furnishing Goods , fvc. , liaurht and told on narrow margins. Saloons. HP.NRY KAUFMANN , n the new brick block on Douglas Stract , has ] u t op'.ncd n most clcgnnt l/'eeJ Hall. Hot Lunch from 10 to 12 o\ cry day. Caledonia " J FALCONER. 679 10th Street. Undertakers. HAS. UIEWC , lOia Farnham bet. 10th & lltd. P. PEMNEK , S03 } Tenth street , betuecn Farn lam and Uarney. Does 1'ood nnd cheap work. 00 Cent Stores. . 0. BACKUS. 1205 Farnhani St. . Fancv floods Proposals for Sewer Pipe. OI'HCK Of CITY CLKIIK , 1 OMAHA , Neb , Sept. 8,1SS1- Se.Ved proposal 111 bo retch td by the under- gncd at his olllco up to 12 m. , of Tuesday , eptembcr 13th , 1881 , for the entire or part of the ollowint , ' list of scwcrplpo of the best quality nd finish and to bo dcmcrcd at Omihn , subject o inspection ai per specification in the city en- Inccrs otlico 17.001 feet nf 0 inch \itriflcd clay > lpo , eiltKlazc ; 1100 feet of IS-lnch vitrified clay ilpe , salt-fc'lazeOOOtK ; by fourinch YB forhOHso onnection ; 170 Blx inch hand holes. Also GOO cct eMU Inch cast Iron water pipe. All bids to ; > cclf > how teen delivery of material can bebo- giin and completed part or In toto. The ri ht to eject any or all bids or part of bids Is hereby re- crved J , J. L. C. JKWETT , eep3-10t City Clerk. Oornell College , The Classical , Plillosophlcal , Scientific and Civ- Engineering Courses compare fatorauly with 10 beet colleges in the country. Special adtoutages arogiven in the Prepirato- r and Xornul Departments , and In the Conberr- tory of Music , Twenty Profeitors and Teacher * . Superior Buildings , Museum , Laboratory an I pparatus. txpeniet Low. Fall term opens Sept. 16 , For catalogues or otherlnformatlon , addreea I'BBS.VM. . F. KINO , D. D. , V 12-d&w2m Mt. Vornon. Iowa. Notice to Sewer Contractor * . Sealed itropoBals will be received by the ndersigned until 12 o'clock noon , of the ) th day of September , for the material nd construction of a Bcvver from 8 to 8J eet in diameter 3 rings thick , and about 200 feet long , on Jones Htreet from a point ear the east side of 13th street at the erminus of the 8 footsower aa constructed , ast to a point about 40 feet cast of thu aat nido of Uth fctreet. Bid > ) to bo based upon detailed plans and locifications un file in the city engineer'H lice and to bo separatu and specific upon 10 followint , ' pointw of detail. ) Kiitu per linear foot for material and rick work complete in wall of sewer in- usivo of excavation and back filling. Hate per cubic yard for concrete work omplete , inclusive of material in the ame. Hi to per linear foot for wheeling , inolu- vo of driving and extracting. Jtato per linear foot of piling ; funinhcd nd driven , Hata per linear foot of pipe laid for loots or other purposes. Kate per vertical foot for complete con- ruction inclusive of material of catch ains and man holes. J'ato per each hewer and pipe cornice- on , Kate per cnbio yard for all embankment r other grading necmsnry outsidoof exca- ttinn and refilling belonging to the con- ruction of newer under iir > a head. Work to be begun on or before October > , 1881 , and prosecuted an per provision T Kpecilicatioim filed , Hid * must be accompanied by good and illinent bonds in the Hum of § 10,000 aa uroty that the contract , if awarded , will e entered into in good faith by the bid- er. The botuU to ba read previous in moderation of bid , nnd unless found to > o a good and bonn-lido bond the bid to bo rejected. J. J. L. 0. JKWKTT. Bept8-12t City Clerk WISE'S Axle Grease NEVER GUMS ! Uiod on Wagons , HuL'glei , Ileapcn , Threshers nd illll Machhary. It la INVALUXBI.K TO KAKK t. AMD TKAUHrVRi. It cures Hcratclits and all Indi of sorco on Iloruco and Stock , tut well ai on nen. nen.OLABK & WISE , Manuf's , 30C Illlnoli Street , Chlcaeo. /3T8BND FOH PJUCEa. Je Sl-Bm-bs Dexter L. Thomas , ATTORNEY - AT - LAW , A POLITICAL ROMANCE. How n POOP Plow-Mnltor TJconmr thoProslilcut'ti Prloinl Tlio Hard Money > } > rooU that GlmuRod Tow KiohoVa SVirtuuo. I'roni tinDentcrTrUiunr. . "I shall novur fomot Thoinns Jf , Niclioh , His oiucur lins Leon .in 10- timrkaMu na any man's I over lic.inl of. Wlioii 1 first know Jiim ho was dirly nnd rajjjtcil. Now lie is n banker - or in Now York , and nu esteemed friend of I'rosidont Gal field. " Hun. tii'onjo A. Crawford , ox-gov ernor of KixusiiH , in.'ulo ( Ilia roiiuul ; wliilo chntiintj ia hU easy , ploasaut niaiiiior with two or three friends at the Windsor liotol yesterday nffcr- noon. llii littoners looked interested , and one of thuin asked : "Who ia Thomas M. Nichol , any way ? " ( Jov. Crawford smiled aa ho said : "llo's u wonderful man. His history , SK far aa I know it , is ono of the most interesting political romances 1 ever hoard. I can romcmhor as plainly as though it were yesterday the first limo I ever mot him. it was ono evening in September , 1873 , on the kopot platform at Fort Scott , Ks. Ho had como over from llumboldt to exhibit n plow ho had invented at n fair then being hold. At that time 1 was manufacturing plows at my foun dry. I had heard that morning that n man with n now style plow was in town , and I had some curiosity to talk to him. So I wont up to mm while ho was at work taking his plow apart to ship'it back to llumboldt. I asked him ono or two questions , and from his sharp and rather brusque- answers , but sqnsiblo and to the point , I soon discovered that ho know all about his own plow , at any rate. Well , wo got to talking , And I liked him so well that it ended in my beginning the manufacture ofhisplow. At his own proposition ho went to work in the foundry with the other workmen. Wo soon discovered that although the now plow wasa good ono , it was too expensive for the farmers so wo stopped making thorn. Wo had iv number on hand , and .Nichol went to Racine , Wis. , to sco if'ho could not soil them tq T. C. Henry , who was something of a grain king in that ro gion. Wliilo there he mndo arrangements monts with Case & Co. , to manufac ture his plows. It was about the time 3f the crcenback excitement. Sam Carey spoke there ono night , and his speech so excited the hard money ire } f Nichol that ho went to the republi can committee and asked if it would not hire n hall and let him inswer Carey. The committee man ooked him over and laughed at him. What could a rough looking fellow iko him have to say on had money : hat would convince anybody ? Then tfiehol got m.id. Ho was bound to mswcr the speech , and said if the jommitteo wouldn't biro a hall ho .vould . do it himself , and lie did. Ho ulvertiscd that the Plow Boy of Kan- lag would speak , and ho filled the hall. Blis speech created a sensation at nice. The republican committee that lad laughed at him now smiled Hweet- y on him , and offered him a coed ; leal of money to canvass the state and iclp elect Smith governor. Nichol Iropped his plow nnd took to stump ipeaking. Ho jumped into popular ! y at once. His speeches were origin- tl and forcible , and it was to him hat Smith owed his election , laving established quite n repu- ation as a hard money advocate , Nichol went into Illinois and helped ilont ; the campaign there , and then Iroppod into Ohio , where ho mrulo farm friends of Garfield and Sher- nnn. It was not long after that that 10 established the 'Honest Money eaguo , ' and had his oflico at Chicago. lo wrote a good many pamphlets , irhich wore largely used in the difibr- nt campaigns , and which brought litn into close relations with the irominont men of the country , esye- ially Garfield , lilaino nnd Sherman , lo was as poor as a Bohemian all this imo. Ho never had any mrnoy. Vhon the Chicago convention con- cued Nichol was on the ground as ho confidential friend of John Shor- iaii. Ho worked hardffor his man , nd did some really clover outside fork ; but when ho found Sherman ould not mnco it , ho was heart nnd oul for Garfiold. After the election fichol was made nn Indian commis- ioner. But his health was so bad liat ho resigned the office and wont D Now York Wo now como to how e became a. banker. Upon arriving i Now York ho made the acquaint- nco of Mr. Hatch , of the largo dry oods firm of Lord & Taylor. Hatch as quito infatuated with him. lichol s lite was a romance to him , nd ho had so much faith in his now npnd's ability that lip proposed the llianco m the banking business lichol to put his knowledge of hard ish , so to speak against Air. Hatch's npital. That was some time ago. Tow ono of the biggest banking ouses in Now York ia Nichol , Hatch ; Co. I can hardly think ho is the imo man whom I met on the depot latform sovcn years ago , LEW WALLACK AN11 UAKFIKU ) . "You would think it a little strange i hear that if it had not been for fichol , Gov. Low Wallace , of Now lexico , would not Jiavo been ap- ointed minister to Turkey , would ou not ? " and Gov. Crawford looked iquiringly into the interested faces f liia listeners. Ono of the group remarked that othing that Nichol could do would iirpriso him after what ho had heard , ' : u genial story teller smiled and ontinued ; "Yes , Low Wallace owes is appointment undoubtedly to lichol. It all came about through ivijield'a love of books , nnd his ap < rcciation of literature that pleased im , As I said before , Nichol and ! ; ufield are great friends. Whenever 10 was in Washington Nichol used to lay at Garfiold'u , house , Ono morn- Dg my friend came down to break- list , and , after drinking his coflco , urncd to Garticld and said : " 'By the way , what do you think f that now book by Low Wallace ? ' "Garliold looked up in some sur- iriso nnd nskod : 'What book has Low Vallace written ? ' " 'Bon I'ur , ' replied Nichol , nnd ho rent on enthusiastically to toll how nuch ho had liked the book and ear- lestly recommended Garfield to read t. The latter remarked tnnt ho hud o little reading time that lip was areful to select nothing but litcr.i- tire of the highest order , but that ho rould rend 'Bun Hur' if Nichol thought ho would like it. Ho rc.i the book and was highly please wit it. When Nichol nsked what li thought of it Garfield said'A mm who can write n book like that cm servo his country better tliun in gov crning a territory like New Mexico. ' Garfield showed his upprcci.ition o the book and its author. Ho nl one wrote ; i congratulatory letter to Wai lace , and n friendship ti | > raii ! { up between tween Ilium. It was duo lo this that Wallace was appointed to n foreigt mission. "Nichol is now not mnro than 10 yeais old. Them's no tolling what ho may do before ho dies , " said Governor Crawford , as ho concluded his al ry TOBAKO. A NMAWIi HOV'rt KOMl'OMI'Hl.V. Tobalco IK a demokr.itic vegitablo , komposeil tiv Binoak nnd cunt , nnd izi yused n good col buy innmats uv alinsliowspa bo4 tlia put tliaro. A good incnny inon lnvv tnnid lor- chunu.i oph tobako , and n trooil inunny moar wood hav bin fot'cluinib if tha hadunt. Stun people moaztircs the prosperity uv the kountry buy the iukrees in the tobako krop. If it wuzent fur the tacks on to bake the guvermoiit wood hav tu find seine other way uv timing ininiuy nnd the ] ) ooplo BUIU other way uv spending - ing it. Won n man soz lie iz a modrato Binoakcr it iz abonght nz definite sir. tu say onything iz the size uv a dog. Won a man sez the only viau hohaz iz the yuso uv tobako he gunumlly praktises that so\v mutch that hu ain't got tymo fur the others. Wen 1 hcor n speokor say , "Wy , oven hogs won't cliu tobako , " I kno ho ain't scene az menny cliuors az 1 hitv. hitv.Tho yuao uv tobako iz lookt upon az a virclui buy awl hoe r in the grasp uv the vise. Wen a man acz ho lies cliuod ever aitico ho wuz a boy and it nuver dun him kno harm , it maix mo glad tu c him sow well satisfydo wit'i himself. Wen a boy begins tu Binoko ho thinx it inaix him a man , lyko sum men hoe awarcs thinx it maix them a Oenral Jaxon. Whenever I hoer a doktor say the vuso uv tobako iz knot injmius tu the health I kno wun uv tu tilings ho yuso it hizzelf or ho aint got much praktis. Sum men smoax without liarm buy swallowing the smoak without spit ting ; others buy spitting without swallowing the smoak , It iz a poor reel wet won't spit both wazo. Sun doktors orders tharo pnchonco to smoak tu kwiot tharo nerves ; butt if tha wood only iind out wet kawsc's tharo nerves tu bokum unkwiet and remoov it it Would bo moro ccusiblo. I kno a feller wet spends 5 smiso fur tobako and 12 sense fur his din ner ovry day , hoe oez lie got sic when ho diskovcrcd a smawl peace uv read liare inn hiz hash tlio other day. lib stummic haz bekum sow purifydo uud sensitiv buy the kontinude yoose uv the weed that ho couldn't go tlio road hare. j Kannibals won't cet n mhn wet haz yoosed tobako a hint for mi.hona- ries : J3ill Joans' - fatherBCRit" iT : knot polyto tu yoose yoor nife tu oet fried potatoes with butt I scene him yooso liiz nifo to' ' kut a hunk off pop's plug uid eeb'it. It iz a keel day wen Bill Joans' daddy's nifo won't kut'both Sum men scz it aulwaiz maix them 'eel misorabcl if tha don't smoak after 1 meol , nnd then asks if anybody haz my objeckshins tu tharo indulgin ; hon , nnd konsidcrs themselves mag- lanimusly polyto bokawa tha giv the ) thers a chance to objokt after telling ; hem their objekshin wood mnik thorn nisorabel. Won a feller asks his Sunday gurl f she objekts tu tobako smoak and iho BOZ kno she lykos tu smell it , I tulwazo think she haz katar in bur lozo or bur bump uv language is crooked. The kronio yooso uf tobako to pro- rcrts a man's ideas uv liberty uv ickshun , cspochally on a krowded > romenaid. Smoaking on strcat-kara iz aloud on ho frunt platform in summer and ho back platform in winter. Wet inaix mo mad iz to okupy the runt sect inn a summer kar wear the cool broazo bloughs on yoor faso , and inv tu change it bekawso the driver 'ooses yoor faso and shirt-boozam tu > raktis on with hiz porpotchooal to- > ako atomizer. It iz a bad thing fur a man wet moax tu toll hiz boy it iz a bad habit u smoak , bokawa just az suuo az ho logins tu lurn that hiz father doz wet 2 knot rite .ho loozes kontrol over lim. 1 newer Binoakt butt wun scagar .nd didont finish that ; it finisht mo urst. The modern podagog teochoa yung dcas how tu cha-root , Tobaka rczombols watcrmollins it ran bo plugged. Pop sez if tobako wuz knot good u choo , God wood knot purmit it tu ; ro ; but won Bill Jeans throed n tone and hit him on the bed , pop : awt liill and spankt him by another -ool. Kcmists hnz anylized toboko and 07. it kontancs nootrimont. But that z a , deer way tu obtnno it ; tu 10 cent plugs kontancs 1 sonso'wurth iv nootriment , wich iz wunto than takois' bred , The Innjin tnwt tlio wy'.o man'too 'ooso tobako , and the wyto man ro- alinted by showing the Tnnjin how u drink whisky. Az yoomml , the vyto man iz abed. When Cir Waultor Ilawjoy furst cum back tu Inglund and , . Hinoakt a eagar , ovrybody tliawt it wn the oktrick lito , and Kwoon Victory > aut up awl the stoo she koo'd got , Ltid then askt I'arloymont turaizo hur vajea tu moat hur ockstraordinary ickspcnccs. \\on Waullor chuckt nwa tlio butt hare waz a ukrambel , _ Sum pcoplo choose fine kut tobako vith tharo nozo , Tobako preserves poor tenth lyko 'inigar dokukumbers. . Kolord inoorahnms iz wurth moar ban wyto wnris ; but it ia dilFeront vith kolorcd men. Mont everybody tryos tu nionzuro ) thor people by his idvna ur things ; hut iz the roozun tharo iz so monny clijohmt and BO fu fits. A minister > vet sinoax don't think it iz ony harm ( i iinlulj that habit ; wun wet tuix hiz 'lusi UT wino for dinner don't boleavo in total abstinence , and sollli. . H i hard tit fit another man with yoo pcqliaritlc.i ; the saino t ylor ought ti maik both. GIM Brlilnl Pair In Pnnts. Clni.inn.itl Ooi nierclnl , HlriiMOND , Ind. , Setcmber | 8. The northern part of this county am Hu' southern part of Kundolph , is ina fever heat of o.\citemont over Iho elopement of a pretty school girl 01 thirteen , with her father's hired hand , and the purauit and capture of the young Juliet. Her name is Hartley , and she is the daughter of a well fixed farmer , who owns a farm on the othei side of the county lino. Tin two had boon making love on the sly for a long time , and at last determined to run nwa ) and got married , and loltmi homo and ask forgiveness and a corner of the old homestead place. She wns largo and well developed for ono 01 her ago , and after chopping oil hoi long silken tresses and putting on her brother's Sunday pants and cut-tiwny , shb made a good-looking boy , Hoi best dress ami summer hat woio pack ed in a carpet-sack , nnd nn hour be fore daylight the rural Itomeo drove up under the window with the family chaise , and she was soon stowed away in it with her carpot-sack. They drove rapidly over to Harrisvillo , "a way station on the C. 0. 0. it I. road , and were standing on the platform , waiting for the norning accommodation to como dong , and bear them nway , when a 'reight train drew up and the old gon- lemaii jumped oil' and began mauling the young tellow with his fists. Ho stood it for a minute and seeing that iis picnio was over ho braced himself ind gave his employer a good thrash- ng. The old man had not detected iis daughter in the round-ahouldorod , 'air-skinnod boy that Mood by nnd vitncssed the engagement , nnd she night still have eluded him if she had riud ; but when ho began to cry for lia child , and upbraided the fellow for iaing taken her from him , she ran to lim and asked to bo taken home. When they got on the cars ho drove nil the piissongers out nnd made her change her apparel. Ho wont homo swearing that if that follow ever cnmo around his promises again ho would shoot him. Incroiliulo. V. A. Scratch , Itutlivcn , Ont. , writes : 'I hiuo the Rrontest confidence in your iunnocK lii.oon 35ITTKUH. In ono case rith which I niu personally acquainted heir HUCCC3S was almost incredible. One ady told inu that half n linttlo did her nero KOIM ! than hundred * of dollars' wurth of medicine BIO had previously taken. " "rice 51.00 , trial hizc 10 cent * . 12eodlw Buoltliu's Arnlon Salvo. The best salvo in the world for outs , mnscs , sores , ulcora , salt rheum , over sores , totter , chapped hands , hillblains , corns and all kinds of kin eruptions. This salvo is gnar- uilccd to give perfect satisfaction in every case or money refunded. Price , 2uc per box. For palo by Ihit it MoMAiioN , Omaha. To Nervous Sufterers THE GREAT EUROPEAN REMEDY. Dr. J. B. Simpson's Specific It Is a positlvociirc for hpcnnatoirhea , fa'cmlna Wcokncai. linpot.incy , and nil diseases resulting ( ram bclf-Abiue , an Mental An\loiy , l.osai Memory , 1'alnn In tlio licU ! or SI.Jo. . nnd disease ! ) . , J. „ , , tllat ov to L'onsuinptlon Insanity and I The hpcclllc Mcdlciuu is bulnu used ulth HOJidur- till eucttsa. I'aninhletB font Ircu to all. Wrlta for them and gat full par ticulars. Price , Specific , 81,00 per packaifo , or ilx jiock. aiica ( or (5.00. Address all orders to II. SIMSON MKUICINE CO. Hon. 104 and 100 Main St. llullalo , N. Y. Sold In Omahi by U. F. Qooilman , J. W. licit , J. K Itli , aud all JruifKlatsovorywlicro. Geo. P. Bemis REAL ESTATE AGENCY , IGth and Dodge 8ti. , Omaha , Nab. Tills aircncy does BTMOTLYa lirokcrnco butlneii. ocd not speculate , and therefore any horgnlna n lit liooks are Insured to Its patrons , Instead 1 belt ) , iroliblcd UP bv the a cnt AQENTS WANTED FOR FISTMT SKLLINO IJOOKS or TIIR Aoi 1 Fcrandations of Success BUSINESS AND SOCIAL FOKMB. The laws of trade , legal form * , how to trann- ct busincM , Adlu-blo tables , social ettipjetto arliamcntary usao ) , how to conduct public bust- tens ; In fac.t It Is a coinplcto Guide to Hueccsj for 1 cases. A family nciTailty. Aildrcwi for clr- liars and cpocial terms ANCIIOK PUULIHIIINO O- . Sioux CrtyK J Pacific " St. Paul &A"sioux City BAILROADS. HE OLD UKUAI1I.K HIOUX CITY IIOUTK 1OO UlUa HIIOItTEIt HOUTE 3J.OO va.au COUNCIL BLUFFS 0 ST. PAUL , iilNNIOAPOI.Iti DULUTII OR OIBUAKCK , id all points In Northern Iowa , MlnncHota and akotn. Tills line Is equipped v.-Jtli the Improiocl WcstliiKhousc Autoinntle Air-brake nnd Miller latform Counlej and lluffcr ; and for 8PKEI ) , SAKCTy ANB ROMPOIIT s iinmiriufjiccl. r.lcpint 'Prouinir Itoom and ( uplni ; Cars , owned and controHinl by the coin. uny , run through WlT'iOUT CIIANOK between Inloii P.itlllo Transfer ufi > ot at Council lllulls , ul Kt , Paul. Trains l we Union Padflo Transfer dipotu ouncll Illultoat fi-.lb p , in. , rcsnliliii ; aloux City 1 10:20 : . in. and tit. Paul at ll:0i : a. in. inakliiK IN : noujta IN ADVANOK ov AN OTIIKII IIOUTK HctunilriK , leave Et. Paul at 8:30 : p. in. , arrhhiK Hloux C'ltj 4Uftjk in , , and Union PacllluTrani I dcmt | , OonnrlI llluirH , at 0M : ) a. in. Heat at jour tlcktU ro.vl via "S. 0. li P. It. U. ' F. 0. IIILLU , Superintendent , T. H. H011IN80N , Wlmourl Valley , ia. As t. On Pa8 . Agent. J. II. O'lllll AN , 1'aw.uiror AKent. floimcll Illiiffi , Iowa. DexterL.Tliomas&Bro , WILL KUV AND BKLL lja _ AND lib cossrc-rru TIURKWITH , Pay Taxes , Eont Houses , Etc. ir YOU VUKT TO BUY OU BIUi all at Ofllce , Itooni 8 , C'rcilitoii ( Illock , ' Omaha. anl-d BOGGS & HILL , REAL ESTATE BROKERS. No. 1508 Farulium Street , rr > c North tldo opp , Grand Central Hotel. MQ " 38 T3T "f /o4"ET / V 'f "iTi tfY * if ; rHTi/Tl / * S * < 1 Vrt ' 57 dull uXd\j li UrJLJllg U y > iHJciiOlj | ] 9 -jrAICEUSOFTHE- Finest giver. Hated Spoons and forks , The only nml/j / Jtionivl pinto that I original firm of v is giving for instance - ] llogora ] ) roa. \i1iZfn\Gf'rt\ \ \ stance n binglo All our Simons , plated Spoon n Forks n u (1 Iviuvos plated triplothicknosaof with the greatest " plate only \ on of u\ro. Each the s o c t'.i o * s lot being hung on a acalo wliilo where expo d buing plntcd , to to wear , thereby I insure n full deposit making n single posit of silver on plated Spoon thorn. thorn.Wo wear aa long aa Wo would call a triple plated especial attention one. tion to our see- Rival. Orient- Tinned. All Orders Iti thOjWcst should lie Addrciiscd to A. B. HUBERMANN , Wholesale Jeweler , OMAHA , NEB , STRANGERS VISITING OMAHA DURING THE Will Find it to their Advantage to Purchase their 614-616 TENTH STREET. M Ladies'Beavor Dolmans $8 00 upwardsLanios'Beaver , Oloaks , 35 00 upwards ; Laflios' Wool Shawls , $100 upwards ; Ladies' Ulsters , $3 50 upwards. 1 Lot Black IMimores , all wool , 40 inolies wide , 50,65,75,8F , , , and 95 oonfcs. Extraordinary Value , 1 Lot English Cashmeres , all Shades , reduced to 371-2 cents , , 4 Cases -Uauton Flannels , 81-3,10 , and 12 1-2 cents , 4 Bales 4-4 Sheetings , 71-2 cents jor yard , by the piece , 1 Case Prints , new styles , 5 cents , * ; ; 0 Oases Bed Comforts and Blankets at Bottom Prices , Cheviots , Ginghams , Ticks , Doniina , Tublo Linona , Towels , Bed Spreads , itc. , nt Popular Prices. Jadics' , Misacs' , Boys' and Ohildrona' Shoos 20 per cent lower than any Shoo Store in Omaha. SPECIAL. ! Lot Splendid Shirting Flannels , 22i cents per yard , worth 35 conte. P. G. IMLAH , Manager , Leader of Popular Prices. Omaha , A POT. A HIT Collins , Cheyenne , * * * WAMIA/ * ! Colorado > f Fall and Winter CLOTHING ! ! LATE AND NOBBY StYLES FOR MEN , BOYS AND CHILDREN. Hats , Caps , Trunks , Valises. IN THE LATEST STYLES , Satisfaction Guaranteed. Prices to Suit all I , , 1322 FARNHAM STREET , NEAK FOURTEENTH. J. A. . . WAKEFIELD , WHOLESALE AND 11CTAIL DEALEIl IN Lath , Shingles , Pickets , SASH , DOORS , BLINDS , MOLDINGS , LIME , CEMENT * -EXjALGIlQCK3ElE&y ! DEI'3PO- 43TSTATE AQKNi FOU illLMTAUKKH OHUKNllCOMPAIiV * Near Union Pacific Depot , - - - ' " OMAHA , NEB